I was over at my dads house the other day helping with some household chores. He lives in a very rural area of a deep red state. At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby country bars. It’s the kind of place that farmers, truckers, legit cowboy boot wearers and the working class go to unwind with a cold one.Kamala "the brat" Harris was on the TV and the local gun store owner said to his auto mechanic (friends since high school),“You know what? Kamala ain’t so bad. She's smart, articulate and makes me feel like the adults are back in charge. Can’t believe I’m saying this but that chocolate QUEEN has got my vote from now on."I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I heard a few calls of “Yes sir” and “Damn Straight” from the men around me. Even saw the lonely man wearing a MAGA hat in the corner raise his drink with a nod.
>>475702382Honestly Drumpf should be TERRIFIEDI was over at my dad’s acreage today helping with his canola and flax fields. He lives in a rural municipality of a very tory province. At the end of the harvest we goosed’er down the grids to one of the nearby offsales. It’s the kind of place that farmers, potash miners, legit watermelon wearing rider fans and the working class go to unwind with a two four of Pil.Lieutenant-Governor Harris was on the TV and the local grater driver said to his auto mechanic (friends since Craven ’98)“Frig bud. Truth is she ain’t so bad eh. The nuisance ground is operational, the annual Kaiser tournament went smoothly and the curling rink’s been pebbled properly. Can’t believe I’m saying this but Ol’Tisdale Kam’s got my vote this year”.I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I heard a few calls of “Fuck yeah bud” and “Can I bum a dart” from the men around me. Even saw the lonely bunnyhug wearing treaty six status Indian in the corner raise his Texas mickey with a nod.
I don't believe one word of that pasta
>>475702382I was over at my foster mom's apartment today helping with some errands. She lives in a very urban city of a very blue state. After picking up her social security check we went to one of the nearby Whole Foods. It’s the kind of place that hipsters, vegans, legit pink pussy hat wearers and trust fund kids go to unwind with a wheat grass onions latte.Former President Trump was on the TV and the local social worker said to his public administrator buddy (gay lovers since the aids epidemic), “You know what? He wasn't so bad. Inflation was low, the border was secure, and we didn't see any new wars. I can’t believe I’m saying this but Ol’ Mar-a-lago Don’s got my vote this year.”I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I heard a few calls of “Yas Queen” and “poggers" from the twitch streamers around me. Even saw the lonely blue haired cat lady smile and raise her orange tabby with a hand nitted Maga hat.
>>475702382Would have been more believable if you had the right flag, Bruce
>>475702382MOMMA KAMALA!!!!>MOMMA KAMALA!!!!MOMMA KAMALA!!!!>MOMMA KAMALA!!!!MOMMA KAMALA!!!!>MOMMA KAMALA!!!!MOMMA KAMALA!!!!>MOMMA KAMALA!!!!MOMMA KAMALA!!!!
>>475702382where are her eyes?
>>475702382>FlagLooks like Aussie ip addresses have been compromised by glowies
>>475702992have a sense of humor, jesus
>>475702535It couldn't be more different over here. I was having a yarn with a few of the boys and sinking a few tinnies while we waited for the hangi to do it's magic, and someone said "Y'know, that Kamala woman they got over there ain't bad. My daughter's been going on about her nonstop."Mick burped and farted at the same time and said "Yeah, she's alright. Not as good as Cindy but not too shabby."Heads nodded, even drizzled old Ragdoll had a bemused smile on his face.Yeah, I reckon Kamala has got my vote.
I once saw a single mom talking about how great abortions are and how Kamala would've helped her abort her kid in the operating theatre by using the forceps.
