>tfw you weren't born in japan>tfw you have normal parents instead of slant eyed parents>tfw you sleep in a bed instead of on the floor >tfw you eat off of a table with forks instead of off the floor with sticks>tfw you don't have to show strangers your penis at the community pool>tfw people caught with marijuana don't go to prison for a decade anymore >tfw you watch normal porn instead of looking at tentacle rape cartoons where the drawing of the penis is censored >tfw your labor day is in September instead of on the Turkey eating day>tfw you still get to go to a good university even if you fail high school >tfw homeless people get to sleep in the library bathroom for free instead of paying to rent a computer life isn't fair, why couldn't I be born in the greatest country on earth?
>>475710082>tfw you have to live on a planet with whining sissies
>>475710082wholesome gemmy homegrown 'teen thread?
