Did JD Vance really fuck a couch?
>>475715689What kind of couch was it? I hope it wasn't black.
>>475715689He took the Chapelle skit a bit too literally.
No but he's gay and wears eye liner and loves israel, hates whites, and is thirsty for war with iran.Also yes he totally did fuck a couch, I lied. Because he's a literal faggot so of course he did.
>>475715689Look at him, that's the face of someone who would fuck a couch.
>>475715689Who knows ? Who cares?
>>475716202A niggerjeeta
>>475715689What a car crash this guy looks ridiculous and sounds somehow even more stupid then he looks
>>475716261He's friends with Peter Theil and Moldbug I thought we liked those guys?
>>475716202It was an Indian production
>>475716536I'm convinced Trump picked him because the name had a ring to it. Everybody was shocked when the pick was announced. Especially the speakers office. Here's a whisper transcript between the House Speakers top aide and an unknown individual from the Trump campaign. As you can see. They were not happy.>The Trump-Vance Ticket!
>>475716261>Jaden McNeil>Pet retard of a gay spicI'm sure this guy is going to be great on procreating and saving the huWhite race
>>475716536>>475716707Rest of transcript>Thanks for your understanding and keep in touch>There's none but take careThis blindsided the whole establishment and was picked from the outside
>>475716707>I'm convinced Trump picked him because the name had a ring to it.nah, Trump picked him because he was a literallywho before so nobody bothered to gather any incriminating shit on him. Someone probably had some dirt on Pence and forced him to betray Trump so Trump learned from this experience. All Vance has to do now is not to act retarded, it's all is expected from him.
>>475715689Yyes. It's in his book.
>>475716707>name had a ring to itHis real name is Bowman: a man who bows to Israel.
>>475717581"My ersatz wife"I've never heard such fondness expressed for any piece of furniture before.
>>475715689So what? Who hasn't? Stop being a furniture phobe.
>>475715689Nice make up, bro.