>>475722552
I expected a brutal car crash you teasing summama bitch.

>>475722552
test

Sexy beautiful Krost, handsome Taymen and Hentai/alternative Dagos here?

>>475723661
Do you know the secret phrase?

>>475722981
Show some respect, she will become chancellor one day

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Last bump for an hour

Make Rost (with Krost), not war!

>>475723766
Bremoin!

>>475725883
> James Brembond 000 - Wurstfinger
> James Brembond 000 - From Bremerhaven with Love
> James Brembond 000 - You Only Coom Twice
> James Brembond 000 - Live and Let Brem
> James Brembond 000 - The Mudshark Who Loved Me
> James Brembond 000 - Licence to Rost
> James Brembond 000 - The Goon Cave Is Not Enough
> James Brembond 000 - Degrees Are Forever

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>>475722552
Friday, it's Friday.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0&t=44s.

>>475722552
Cucked thread https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraut

>>475726361
Please familiarize yourself with the culture of this general before posting here.
The Gentlemen of Kraut/pol/:
>Baumi's kidney stone shooting shisha pipe (a secret weapon that the Lebanese government plans to use against enemy planes in the event of war)
>the Brincess's (aka Lumbong's) rather splendid and compact mini penis (he is a Loomer Coomer and excessively masturbating to this anime görl has drained away all his size)
>Ranfag's self-reported 22 cm of mystery meat (measured by comparing it to the screen diagonal of his favourite CRT)
>Körst's half-Italian half-German Weißwurstsalami (only desired by women who suffer from a momentary lapse of taste)
>Cata's cinnamon toothpick
>LatWINcel's whisky dick
>Shroompole's 19 cm of Polish horse meat
>Hung-Aryan's 20 cm of Paprika (he hopes that Asian görls will love him for something other than his huge penis for a change)
>Hippie's transhumanist replacement cock (he predictably got an STD from his sexy ebony gf and his dick fell off so now he has an artificial penis with a ton of mechatronic stuff built-in)
>Mossman's green (from being grass-covered and from being bruised due to lying in ambush on his stomach in the woods for hours every day) BBC (big baltoid cock)
>Bernd's tiny circumsized camelcock (formerly Pfernd's huge uncircumsized horsecock) - he has now made a deal with Satan that will make his penis regrow to the size in cm that the AfD reaches in % (that's why he's so invested in them)
>Tigerchud's penis bend (caused by the incompatibility between the human penis and the feline vagina as well as the tigress struggling and fighting back - look up Peyronie's disease, preferably before eating). Tigerchud lovingly calls it the "Sabre of Allah" to cope but his (human) girlfriend can't deepthroat it because of the bend.

>>475726361
Here's part two of the men (otherwise the post would be more than 2000 characters):
>Bühmermensch's viagra-fuelled old man dick (he used to have erection problems before taking viagra) and saggy testicles - yes, I included this just to fuck with Catanon because he hates talking about aging
>Genetiger's little snek that can rip open full catheter bags through its mere presence and that is loved and devoured by his big snek (aka his wife)
>Baumi's kawaii penisu

And now please cheer for the dear ladies of Kraut/pol/!
The dear ladies of Kraut/pol/:
>Mutthilda's Winter Vagina from West Virginia
>Süttine's tight redhead bussy
>Tay's strap-on (she has major penis envy that has finally killed her now)

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>>475725883
Not many people know this but Moin actually stands for "Modular Orbital Investment Network"

>>475726308
Moin Ducky

>>475728243
Bremoin!

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>>475728243
>>475728657
Moin

>>475728973
Bremoin!

>>475722552
Knew it was your bake when I saw the pic in the catalog...