You're not actually voting for this, right?
Yes
>>475730600No I won't be voting for a stained couch, however I will be voting for President Donald Trump and his VP pick JD Vance, who once chose a couch over a courting a disgusting stinky w*man, which is based.
FUCK THAT COUCH
>>475730931HUGE FUCKING LOAD!!!! DEMOKEKS CAN ONLY WISH!
>>475730600See dems need to make up obvious lies about Republicans.But Republicans just need to tell the truth about Dems and that's enough reason to not vote for Kabunga.Lol.
QRD on this sofa thing?
>>475730600love is love, chud
>>475730600My opponent, Stained Couch, is just an impostor. Those stains are fresh and you can tell it. This is just a staged opportunity to gross out voters in advance of the election. I, Soiled Mattress, am the real candidate for the intentionally befuddled masses. My stains go WAY back, and are deeply entrenched. No amount of bleach-bit is gonna take away these stains, unlike my opponent who can be easily defeated with a bottle of Febreze and dirty rag. Vote Soiled Mattress 2024!
>>475731280Vance admitted to impregnating a couch
Was it a sectional or a chase?Ask Your Lady about the times they literally just rubbed up against a pole, or went to ride horsey.
>>475731280Some fake story about him fucking his couch going around, literal fake news from the democrats cabinet
>>475730600Fuck your couch.
>>475731816Would you rather someone who wrote a funny anecdote about a couch or someone who encourages children to chop off their genitals?I love the cognitive disconnect.
>>475731816>being this asspainedJD Vance fucked a couch and admitted to it.
>>475732582I guess you won't have any issues providing a source then
>>475731816Why would Democrats call an Indian a couch?
