The passage was in the first version of the book but was removed from the later versions
How many couch babies does he have
>>475731649Fake and gay
>>475731649You DID have sex in your butthole.
>>475731649my only childhood friend in a happy marriage literally did fuck a couch, as well as let chicks suck him off in his tiny truck. he got mono once from kissing too many people.
>>475731730he has 2 little ottoman babies that he refuses to acknowledge are his. sad situation
Couch Fucker and Whore Buyer vs Dick Sucker. Battle of the Coom.
He still fucks couches. Serial couch rapist. Real sicko mfer.
People always wonder why first edition books are so valuable.
>>475731649Highly problematic. It doesn't sound like that couch gave its consent. Also, how old was that couch at the time? Things aren't looking so good for JD. This is why I'm voting for Kamala.
The deep state is absolutely terrified of Trump/Vance aren't they?
>>475731649If he had any personal honour he would have married that couch.
>>475731893
>>475731649That couch was a whore.
>>475732619Fucking roasty couch was asking for it imagine the smell
>>475732619That is incredibly erotic
>>475732619its just asking for it
>>475732619
>>475731649He had a male friend they used to call couch back in the day
>>475732384kek not anymore, they're a joke
I went to elementary school with JD Vance, or JD Bowman as he was known then. He wet his bed until he was 13 and we all called him JP Soakman. That's the real reason he changed his name to JD Vance. But then we just called him JP Pants and he left our school.
>>475733800he looks like the older cousin who bullies caulkin in home alone
>>475733800i can confirm i was also in the same class
>>475732619>but grimsby...
>>475733930Buzz, your girlfriend... yeesh
>>475731649all trump's closest confidantes are closet homosexuals just like himhttps://www.bitchute.com/video/kxHBzAxP8tkW
>>475735009fucking kek
>>475731649Finally, a politician who can say what we all do without shame. I would never admit to my family that I've fucked multiple of our couches.
>>475735764
I DID NOT FUCK COUCH! IT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S BULLSHIT! I DID NOT FUCK COUCH I DID NOOOOOOOT!Oh hi Trump
LMAO!!!!!!!aside from the obvious fake passage, EVERY MAN has done that in their lives at one point or another. Literally. Lmao
so Trump is too scared to debate a woman, and his VP pick like to fuck couches and dolphinswhat happened bros...
>>475733800I went to the school he transferred to. We bullied him because he was fat and dressed like a faggot. We started throwing French fries at him in the cafeteria. At first he seemed really upset, but then began ignoring it. So, we began hiding French fries in our pockets and would toss them at the back of his head in class. Then one day in Geometry class somebody threw an entire pizza slice at his head, one of those rectangle cafeteria ones. The teacher turned around and thought he had brought food into class and told him to go to the principal's office, lol.
>>475732619Leather curtains. Gross.
>>475731649he’s just like me
>>475737080Think he remembers that?He can finally get revenge as VP
>>475737717I'm sure he remembers. He never came back to school after that. I just thought he'd dropped out and was off driving trucks or something, or that maybe he'd turn up bed bound on My 600 Lb Life one day. He probably doesn't remember any of our names but just to be safe I'm voting for Kamala.
>>475733800I was also there.
>>475735764would
>>475737080Kek he was always such a faggot
>>475737080his daddy Peter Thiel had to come pick him up afterwards
>>475731649I fucked a couch once, couldn't nut. Not tight enough between the cushions.
>>475739475Immigrant, faggot, adulterer, murderer, jew Peter Thiel
>>475731649>>475731893The couchhttps://youtu.be/t0Vp9hyYJAU?si=7hW56FwBejkDz22x
>>475733800Dude remember the time he made a couch in woodshop and then fucked it?
>>475731649>JD Vance was a teenage boy
>>475740712Oooh, I never heard that! I remember seeing kids on Facebook from his old school calling him "Master Splinter" and wondered why they were making a Ninja Turtles reference. After all of these years it finally makes sense, lmfao
>>475731649Oof, shocking. I may have to still vote for Trump now..
>>475738161Dude he's sending you to Guantanamo. >>475738588
>>475731649This is what desperation looks like.
>>475731649all fraternities do stuff like this
>>475731893fucking kek
>>475731649"He that did not fuck a couch among you, let him cast the first stone at him", said Jesus (carpenter who made the sexiest couches in the whole Judea).
