>"DICKS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this public office before. There could be DICKS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare chest. "I LOVE SUCKING DICKS" she thought. Hypnotize by Biggie Smalls reverberated her entire campaign bus, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of sex tapes on the internet. "With a blowjob, you can get any career you want" she said to herself, out loud
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>>475743291I live in the bluest part of a very blue city. In fact, not to brag, I live in a Park Avenue duplex in Manhattan. As you can imagine, we ALL rode with Biden in 2020, and our building donated 8 figures to his campaign.I'm not going to lie, we were all getting a bit concerned about Joe's health in recent weeks, but we knew he could still beat Trump. I can't pretend I wasn't a little disquieted about Kamala being nominated in the way she was, but I figured "Blue no matter who, right" .We had a Co-op board meeting yesterday to vote on an application by a famous black rapper who has put in an offer on the apartment below mine. Most of us were very excited about having a diverse neighbor and it was a packed meeting. Naturally the subject of Joe's stepping aside for Kamala was the first thing everybody wanted to talk about.
>>475743291they abuse those poor kids
>>475743798The Chairperson, Mrs Rothstein-Goldberg (her husband is a partner at Goldman Sachs), cleared her throat and without preamble loudly proclaimed "Over my dead fucking body!"You could have cut the silence with a knife! Our heads swivelled towards her in unison, open-mouthed. None of us had ever heard her swear before."Over my dead fucking body" she repeated."I'm not giving a single cent to that nigger whore, and damned if I'll vote for her. Acter they tried to kill him, I'm voting for Trump".I was aghast. I looked round in bewilderment expecting the room to explode, but instead all I could see were clenched jaws and slow, deliberate nods."Trump for me too" said Mr Weiss (he owns the 5th floor). "My father didn't survive three death camps just to see me vote for a Palestinian-loving whore"."I might not like Trump, but at least he's a friend to Israel." This was met with a loud murmur of approval and i watched in shock as i saw every single person in the room agreeing with him.I've always been the class clown and before I could stop myself I blurted out" Jew, no matter who, right? ". That brought the house down!We then decided we didn't need that young negro thug in our building after all.
>>475743886I'm surprised everyone didn't clap
>>475744663We did!
>>475743291Preach it brotherI am all in for Kamala too, I just donated, how about you?
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