>be Italian>too white to get minority points>too dark to be accepted by whites>everyone thinks I'm Hispanic
>>475753160You're a Moorish Sicilian nigger with an IQ of 90. Italy won't claim you
>be hispanic>too white to avoid harassment>too dark to blend in>everyone knows what i am immediately
>>475753560You belong in Mexico
>>475753160>Be spic>Larp as Italian
>>475753599Why? I dont speak spanish
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>>475753160Better than a nigger, but nothing more.
>>475753160>too White
>>475753160Italians have, and always will be, the niggers of white people. The mob did a number on Italian/Sicilian favor in the minds of Americans. When I was growing up, my Paps refused to let me watch Goodfellas, Casino, Godfather until I was like 15 or something. He didn't want me to think negatively of my heritage, kind of funny looking back on it. I'm not even 50% Sicilian, I am 25%. "Doesn't matter Anon, I am 100% therefore you are 100%, and your kids will be 100%."
>>475753160Some people are dumb. As long as you’re a cool dude we can hang. Bonus points if you like 4 wheeling!
>>475753407My ancestors come from Marche, Abruzzo, and Lazio
>>475753160>>475753560i dont understand this. you either look white or you dont
>>475754299Oh I look white but I'm tanned cause y'know, Italian, and people are retards and think cause I have black hair and olive skin I'm a Spic
>>475754299I look white to stupid browns who have no idea what makes someone white, whereas anyone above the bright line can pinpoint my ethnicity without a second guess. With the majority of people on the planet not being white, i get treated like the enemy at all times by these scum and also like im permanently unworthy by those my skin tone and up
>>475753160Stay out of the sun and you’ll be fine
>>475754161Your ancestors before that came from the middle east and north africa :^]
>>475754959My brother did one of those DNA test things and the surprising thing was British DNA, not African or Arab
Italians are Aryan.
>>475754013>He didn't want me to think negatively of my heritageI think he just didn't want you to have ideas of joining the mob
>>475755113Aryan is a bullshit term "whites" use as an excuse to treat their allies like cannon fodder, it has no merit other then human shielding
>>475755274If anyone unironically wants to join the Mafia they're the dumbest motherfuckers imaginable It's just a glorified gang nowadaysThe high points in the 20th century are long gone
>>475755444Okay then.The entirety of Europe needs to kneel before the cradles of civilization known as Italy and Greece.