God punishes you for your cruel hatred of indians, and turns you into an indian in the slums of delhi.How do you adapt?
>>475755018Rope.
>>475755223(But that would never happen because God loves me too much to inflict such a cruel punishment.)
i don't hate indians
>>475755018Kill as many Indians as I can before they kill me.
>>475755018Move out to the country by foot if necessary, clean my body of all the filth ot has acquired since adolescence, and live a good and pious life to be reincarnated as a golden retriever in a White upperclass family
I do not hate Indians but I would unironically test out the load capacity of the ceiling fan in the shit hole I'd probably share with 20 other unfortunates with my body weight.
Scrounge together all of my material possessions and hock them in the market, use whatever little money I have to escape to the countryside. Then I grow out my beard and live as a holy man/hermit traveling from village to village repeating basic philosophical advice dressed up to sound prophetic in exchange for food.
>>475755018Kill other Jeets(you) would be first.
