if JD Vance wasn't a threat to powerful interests, the spam would be unnecessary
>>475771043Why did Trump pick a running mate who has the diary of a school shooter available for everyone to read?
All men have done this. Or used fruit or something at some point before age 18
>>475771043>don't kink shame>lmao look at this guy's kink>closeted homos need our support so they can bravely come out to their family>lmao that guy is secretly gay which is bad and he should be ashamed>men have no right to tell a woman what to do with her body because they have never experienced life as a woman>unless he says hes a woman
>>475771043It's a requirement to be able to lick Israel's boots without vomiting
>>475771043>fuzzy artifact filled jpeg instead of just a picture of the book
>>475771043kamala humped pillows Which is way sluttier
THAT’S FAKE! THAT WAD DEBUNKED BY SCOPES!DEMOCRATS ARE LYING ABOUT THIS! EVERYONE, GET OUT THERE AND SAY THAT VANCE ABSOLUTELY DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH A COUCH AND DOESN’T FIND THEM SEXY AT ALL!AND HE ONLY SEARCHED FOR DOLPHIN PORN IRONICALLY!
>>475771043>doesn’t go full Jew when he supports Israel>picks Tranny Vance with his Jeet>declines an easy debate with Kamalait’s so fucking over
What the fuck!? A couch? A COUCH!!??
>>475771246i used the gap between a mattress and foundation
>>475771302They only hold Republicans to their standards
>>475771246I've never fucked a couch, pillow, or anything like that. I'm perfectly content fucking my hand.
>>475771043Fuck yo couch, nigga
>>475771520These freaks trying to say it's normal to put your dick in furniture or fruit. Uh, no.
>>475771043I've fucked a couch. I fucked a glove. I fucked between a mattress and the box springs. I've fucked bologna slices. I've dry humped pillows until I came. I made a contraption out of a bottle, sponge, and glove and fucked it. I tried to fuck a banana, but the peel blew out. I fucked a really bad fake vagina that felt like fucking a shoe. I've fucked a shoe. I've fucked a good fake vagina that looked like an alien vagina. I've fucked my hands. I've fucked socks. I fucked a pastic jar once. I even did that blow up glove thing where you tie it all up after you blow it up and fucked it. Then I've fucked real mouths and pussy and assholes.
>>475771520You should try a Futon. You'll never go back to your hand. Or a LayZboy. Maaaannn... memaw couldnt afford no LayZboy but that's the first thing I bought with my book deal money. A nice smooth LayZboy recliner. Felt so good. So much better than memaws corduroy pull out couch.
>>475771492No, they hold republicans to the strawman standards they imagined them to have, but have been incorrect the whole time.
>>475772030Thanks for proving the point.Now why do you think Republicans are predisposed to being weirdos?
>>475771043this is like the piss tapes shit they made up about Trump
>>475772785What do you mean?Two completely true things?
>>475771520This. Though I did once cut open the end of an empty tube of toothpaste, one of those giant family sized one’s. Brilliant 16 year old me decided to try something other than my hand. Realized two things that day:1) toothpaste has grit2) Aquafresh burns when it hits open abrasions (see #1) and when it’s worked into the pee holeStill finished as I wasn’t going to waste toothpaste for nothing. My mom wondered why the bathroom smelled like toothpaste for the next couple of days.
>>475773461>it's true if I say it is!sure
>>475772749If it was a demoncrat saying it, they'd be called strong and brave and tell you to mind your own business.
>>475773841What else do you need than himself admitting it in his book?>Uuuuh he didn't say it in person to my facefucking kek
>>475773998>text on a screen is always trueI just don't buy that it's in his book.Also, which book did Trump write which talks about his alleged piss fetish?And further still, why do retards care about this shit?
>>475771043I rubbed a teddy bear on my dick when I was a kid. Can I write a book and make some money off of that, OP?
