Holy crap guys, I can't believe she has this much support. Out of nowhere, everyone I know is chanting about how much they love Kamala. This is crazy guys, this is just like 2008 Obama change!I asked the muslim at the gas station who he wanted to win and he said Kamala!
>"DICKS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this public office before. There could be DICKS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare chest. "I LOVE SUCKING DICKS" she thought. Hypnotize by Biggie Smalls reverberated her entire campaign bus, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of sex tapes on the internet. "With a blowjob, you can get any career you want" she said to herself out loud.
