We British are stinky and smelly and stupidWe don't have many teeth by the age of 16The romans expanded into Engerland and the only reason they stopped and didn't try to conquer Scotland was because Britons were disgusting enough. When they peered their heads over Hadrian's wall, all they seen was a people TWICE as fowl and smelly, and stupid, running around in bog in the nip painted in blue. Nothing but feral savages and bog. And so they said "fuck that, this was all a mistake". And they eventually just packed up and leftOur language, our accent's, our slang, our customs, our culture, it is repulsive and disgusting. When I think of Britain, I think of a poverty stricken housing estate footpath plastered with chewinggum and cigarette butts with a used condom laying on it. With a forever grey sky that reflects the misery of the land. That's Britain. That's our country. That's all you need to know innit
>>475781639The lower stratum of society is universally ugly everywhere, not just in the UK
>>475781639Also, you're Indian.
>>475781789We British are naturally a filthy dirty retched people. It's just how we are>>475781858Nope. Wrong. I'm British. I'm simply being honest
>>475781973Try leaving your council estate and have a look how the real people live you little scratter.
>>475781639So when are you going back to India?
>>475782187>>475782220India isn't really much worse than Britain, reallyAnd I'm not actually Indian. I am white and I was born in the UK. I am indigenous to my region. There are zero lies in this paragraph I tell you now
>India isn't really much worse than Britain, really
>>475781639>When they peered their heads over Hadrian's wall, all they seen was a peopleWho do you think built the fackin wall, you plank?
This is the average briton https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1722035211758328.webm>>475782668It's true. They are both full of dirty rotten scum
Filthy dirty rotten teethless junky dysgenic stupid disgusting scum. That's what we are. And our traditional culture is gay and faggy. It's literally jumping around like a pansy banging sticks together and waving hankies. How gay is that?
Very
Can't even speak english properly. And it's our own language
Jeremy Kyle Show. Watch it. That's the British people
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>>475783953British Humour. It sucks. Really, really bad. We are an unfunny people. I don't know why we keep ripping on the Germans when we make posts like this
>>475781973There’s no such thing as “British”. You can be English, scottish, welsh, Irish, etc, but there’s no such thing as British.
>>475784139Irish are not British. Some of them like to pretend they are, God knows why. I wish I was irish because then I could be proud of my blood. Instead, i'm a stinky, dirty, scummy, smelly, wretched BritbongBut yes, British refers to the English, Scots and Welsh. We are all a very grotesque people. It cannot be understated
maybe op should find peace in paki not euro
>>475784599>Blahdee 'ell oi got noh teef! awll da bettah fow sacking Muhammad's dong! That's the average fellow brit. That's what they sound like. That's what they say
>>475781639Rome held 30 miles north of the antoine wall before losing by combat all the way to solway. You should read more the same people took until the 1600s to be pacified by England and Scotland .
>>475782540Your a dark skinned paki got it.
>>475781789not true, peasant Ukrainians can be gorgeous
>>475787432>>475787515Nope. We're dirty rotten heathens. Simple as
>>475781639an indian typed this.,./ill fuck your ass up bih
>>475789194Wrong and wrong
>>475789296i know im right i can tell youre a hijab wearing somali
>>475789461You think you're right but you're actually wrong. I'm actually native to the UK. I'm white. No lies here. I'm telling you the truth and you can't accept it. WE Brits are a filthy people and that is a fact
>>475781973Good morning sir
>>475789662Post hand liar.
>>475781639post hand
>>475784958I take it back, that does sound like me
>>475789949>>475790016With what? I don't have a phone, i'm not a phone faggot. But I am indeed white. I am native to the UK, my ancestors have been here for thousands of years. It's true. You can cope all you like but the truth remains the truth>>475790116Exactly. You're just being honest, as am I
Shut up baljeet
>>475790772You're a Jew. Nothing could be worse. If I were jewish I would actually kill myself. Being British isn't quite as bad in comparison>>475790871Not a jeet :)lololololol I'm actually white and native. hahaHAHAKEK
>>475790273>With what? I don't have a phone, i'm not a phone faggotThat sounds incredibly convenient for (you). Write something in welsh.
>>475791049You're Indian Stfu
>>475791127Well it's the truth. I never got a phone because phones always disgusted me. Peak normalfaggot shit. But after looking for a compact camera and realising they don't make or sell them anymore because of fucking smartphones, I have finally conceded and I am going to get one. Just so I can use a decent enough camera and so I can call people if I am down the local lough and I get stranded or somethingI'm not welsh thoIdk, googoogahgah gwdylldidu>>475791447You're literally a Jew
>>475791599dos i chwarae efo dy nain paki!
>>475791694You're just wrong. I'm actually not a foreigner. Being honest, no shitposting. There are actually subtle clues that have been left. Didn't want to but I know brits and our colonies are too dumb they will miss them so it doesn't matterAnyways, I am actually a brit. And we are dumb and stupid and smelly and also gay
>>475781639>With a forever grey sky that reflects the misery of the landThe worst part about British weather is that it's not even bad even if you guys are always complaining about it. It's like a national sport. Even on vacation you find ways to shoehorn complaints about British weather in every conversation.
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>>475781639I get all of my knowledge of British lore from these threads.
>>475792275I like watching the clouds and the rain pass by in the distance. It is beautiful. And the sound of the rain, and dull days. I hate the sun. I actually agree but it wouldn't had been an authentic british post if I didn't complain about the whether
>>475781639Why do most Brit’s look like rats? They look very similar to Jews
>>475790772>anglo kikeOf course a kike is mad, anglos are like their masters.
>>475792159You’re also a pajeet projecting.
>>475792551Norf FC memes are an accurate depiction of Britain. That's the sad, bitter truth behind the memes. They are funny, yes. The roman ones are probably my favourite>>475793132Nope! Oi'm Bretesh Oi am!
>>475792770You have no foreskin, stfu
>>475793811Beady eyes, ANGLO liesMuffled Aryan women's criesAryan children, big and smallBomer Harris kills them allLeft, right, right, leftANGLO sows the seeds of deathNot a stone is left to standWhen ANGLO flies across the landAfter starting World War OneThe ANGLO's work was still not doneSo joining with the Pole and JewHe made a knew one: World War TwoTo sate his thirst for Aryan bloodThat he wanted, that he gotNow Dresden is devoid of cheerHans have fear; the ANGLO is here
Ok I have to go to bed now. Good night, smelly britsÉirinn go Brách
>>475781639oh cheer up nigelyou can still easily redeem yourself by nuking the nigs and chinks