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TOTAL SHEILA DEATH
Dan is such a faggot
>Capt Rizzo, when we saw this earlier, I said what a fucking negroid, right?What the fuck Dan?!
Dan SUCKS
>>475787985on patrol live is shit, live on patrol is better
>>475788457I wonder if he got to meet Yahoo this week?
>>475787985The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
>>475789520sup Five Eyes. ready for a fun show tonight?
>>475787985here the line up dan have last minute chages https://x.com/danabrams/status/1816993460416610426/photo/1
Dude just punched that guy in the back of the head lmao.
>>475790662
>>475787985DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>475790662Thanks OP.
>>475790997>>475790662I was waiting for your thread OP. Evening anons.
How's the weather tonight? Been a little cooler the past few days where I'm at. Will the niggers be restless?
Is this one a rerun?
>>475787985>I just love licking boots the thread! Sad seeing this here still. Go worship niggers somewhere else.
>>475792385Go worship criminals somewhere else
>>475792350This is just first shift. Updates from last week and replays of old shit. New show begins in a few minutes.
THE PAIN IS GAWN!!!!
>>475792350>Is this one a rerun?The real show, starting in 7 minutes, will be newThis is the First Shift, where they do a 5-minute live segment at 8:00 Eastern to make sure their transmissions are up and runningDuring the rest of the hour they show old content
Gawnman on the tv
This better be good.
>>475787985NIGGERSARENOTPEOPLE
>>475792569>>475792478understood thanks, apologies for being retarded
>>475792538You don't understand. It's gawn!
Wonderful! it's that time again!
>>475792670No worries - there's always at least one person who doesn't know about the scheduleEnjoy the show!
>>475792670Welcome aboard First Shift!
Should we book an event, anons?
So where is Jano's lesbian partner?
Hey /opl/! I haven't watched OPL in a few weeks because the last few episodes I've watched have been so boring. Hope tonight is better.
We are ON PATROL PRIOR TO AIR
>prior to air a cop was driving
>>475793142Just always remember niggers aren't people and should be treated accordingly
Heya fella whose ready for another night of traffic stops and shitty cops
>On a drive around the block liveHow is this a prior to air segment?
And we're live
Everybody have a fat doobie to smoke along with this steaming mess?I'm burning Silver Haze tonight.
I wonder if that guy casually walking away down the sidewalk was the target
>>475793497cool story junkie
>>475793497No i drink alcohol because im a man.
That's a Ford Fiesta, you dipshits
I see the bot won't be the only one I filter tonight
>Hurrdurwee'smurkinhurrhurr
>>475793497ghost train haze and strong beers here
What happened in the first 5 minutes?
The people with the baby were being retarded. People get side swiped every fucking day. You add rain and Mexicans to the mix it's highly dangerous.
>>475793497Do stoners really memorize dozens of weed names to know what other stoners are smoking? I'm drinking some Palanea Aquifer water at a precise 40 degrees. An early spring tapping. Thats how you sound.
does Tom Rizzo even have a fucking job or does he just get his teeth whitened and host this show?
>>475793849His brother is Frank Rizzo they made a lot of money in the 90s
This segment sucks. Bring out the nigger clown show hordes.
Is Rizzo following in the same footsteps as Sticks? Cop turned into Hollywood star?
>>475793806Nothing of note. Cops were looking for some car.
>>475793806Exactly nothing, Finbro. Started with prior to air cops racing through traffic and we never see the car they're looking for for 6 minutes, then jump cut to the car found in a sketchy motel parking lot and now they're all kinda just fartin around. Horrible show open.
>>475793849Tbf, his guest duties is more work than cops who do "over time".
When ever I see those containers I want to fulton them like in MGSV
>>475793956>This segment sucks.a nigger getting dog bit could turn this right around though
>>475793750Some Wookie in the tent...
>>475793969I think that means something is going to happen later that they wanted to show
>Enters the strip club
>>475793915Are they related to the Philadelphia politician/mafia family?
Run from the cops, go to a strip club
>>475793806It's another nothing happens for the first 15 minutes and Dan might go back to it multiple times night
We going to duh strip club, homies
A titty bar next to a McDonaldsI like this neighborhood
It's getting hot in hereSo take off all your clothes
>>475794088They can't take his head on hollowed ground
>Witness: That's the guy>But his shirt is different>stand there and let him walk alway
They just gonna watch him slowly walk away?
>>475793821>memorize dozens of weed namesNah...it's like wine, there are different kinds.Silver Haze is known for being uplifting as opposed to 'stoned'.I have 'that kind' too...
what the fuck is going on
>>475794146Florida strip malls are like someone put all the zoning laws in a deck of cards and shuffled them
So they don't know if he guy is white, black, or anything?At this point give up.
>>475794046>>475794335That looks good. I used to grow my own. But I stopped because weed makes me too lethargic and antisocial.
>>475794065Frank Rizzo, you got that sizzlechest?
>>475794475
>this is an illegal search, by the way
Shoplifting in a california target? Ya don't say!
>Dis is illegal by da weyEveryone is a street lawyer. if it's illegal shut the fuck up and call lawyer who gets a hard on when they hear about cops not doing their due diligence or taking your rights away.
>>475794590This is why many stores are considering getting rid of self checkout.
>>475794342dude ran from the cops in his blue carditched the car at an empty hotel ran off on footcops will now harrass innocent people until they arrest an otherwise innocent person who has a joint or a bench warrant for unpaid child support
Aren't beaners allowed to shoplift in CA, or is it just niggers?
I was just at Target. $41 dollars for 6 Blue Moons4 Hamburger patties8 buns1 Sour cream6 italian ice cups2 paper towels5 potato skinsBidenomics, not even once.
>Stealing from TargetExtremely bad move Target has it's own crime lab and a massive facial recognition software development effort just to catch retail thieves
>>475794765For all we know, he reached his shoplifting limit.
Let these beaners go or Kamala is gonna have your ass
>>475794765There is a limit to the monetary amount and Cali makes it a slap on the wrist to a point. It's like that everywhere but Cali takes a lighter approach which is why so many people are repeat offenders.
>>475794765Target only calls police for felony shoplifting, they keep meticulous records on repeat offenders and bust them once they pass felony amount totals
Why are they shoplifting as a group?
>>475794834>Target has it's own crime lab and a massive facial recognition software development effort just to catch retail thievesThat sounds racist anon.
>>475794791I've been paying so much for food that what you listed doesn't sound so bad for $41.
That's North Fontana. That's where the whites live. South Fontana is like 100% wetback.
>>475794926This is actually correct. They will wait until you break a certain threshold because it's an immediate felony charge and much easier to get a conviction on.
>>475794949gangs. it's a lucrative business stealing shit and reselling it on the streetsthere's huge open air markets in Cali where they sell the shoplifted merch
>>475794834Right. These people don't stop at one time theft they get bold and it turns into an operation.What they don't know is Target, Walmart, and a few others will build a case on you to the point they keep a total of the theft until it's a charge you're going away for. It's fucking stupid and they all try to play like they're stealing milk and baby formula. But it's high ticket shit like electronics, clothing, even TVs and lawn equipment.
>>475794992Bruh if a nigger or spic has wheels or public transit they're coming to whatever area you consider white or "safe".
holy fuck a car commercial? not AIDS medication or stink vag cream?
I'm just not gonna damp-rid
>>475795253Those ads come later
>>475794563Zoomers ain't gonna get the reference.
>>475795253I had damp rid and a commercial with the Tongue Tied music
>>475795038
>>475794949It's a group effort to get entire carts of shit out of the store and get away.I watched one video where they were pulling a "my friend has my card" scam and the friend would come in with a bad card and they do a round robin until they're all out of the store with the goods.
>>475795253the night is still young ...>>475795332whatever he said
>>475795192True. Nowhere in the inland empire is safe. There's just way too many brown people.
Fuck shrimp
>blond wigNiggress?
More boring car chasesHow can they make a car chase so fucking bland.
Lets do another 12 minutes of cops racing through town like maniacs then losing the suspect or showing up when all the action is done.
>>475795602Because the car with the camera in it is rarely the lead car.
Come on Richland, save us from the Daytona hell
>>475795739
This asshole runs red lights. Arrest this man!
Sounds like Bowser is driving
They actual had a guy who can use the sticks
>>475795658let's see
They don't even have their lights and sirens on. What the hell is this?
>>475795796
Nice one handed toss dog cop
>>475795960Sometimes it's so they don't give away their position.
Holy shit that nigger just went through someone's yard!
On your face nigger!
I swear a lot of these "criminals" on this show are just homeless bums they hire as actorswhatever, I'm entertained
Why’s this nigger have a black trash bag on his head ?
>>475796001His hair threw him off balance
>>475795960Only the lead and following units do thatThe others are zeroing in on the perp so they want to get the jump on him
Anyone notice those Hazen Arkansas coppers are always on the freeway?Go to Google Maps and enter Hazen Arkansas, the town is 5 miles south of the freeway...look at the 'city limits on google.Those fuckers work that 8 miles of freeway for BIG BUCKS. A fucking speed trap....those dirtbags.Go look!
hes got drugs on his balls in his underwear.
>>475796083If these situations were fake they would be better
this nigga has one dreadlock
>>475796105You know that nappy head jiggaboo stank like shit
>>475796105jamaican drug dealer
FuentesMy favorite big booty latina
>>475796105>>475796113imagine the smell
Why does this nog have a giant elephant shit attached to his head
How can you shove something up in your nuts?
>>475796167Have you never been to the South before?
>>475787985Welcome back bros! Peanut butter bacon dogs on deck tonight!
>>475796167I'm sure the people of Hazen would rather they stop them than some troopers.Fucking Troopers are faggots. But yeah some places have their sheriffs work highways and state roads
>>475796293would. shamefully.
>I don't got nuttin shoved in mah butt
They should shave all the niggers heads that they catch
>>475796205probably just like it looks; a giant turd
officer reddit always finds the camera
>>475796379Scalp them
>man threatening a woman with a knifeMaybe she needs to be stabbed.
Oh no it's a Florida Goomba
>>475796293i'd try that at least once
>>475790862lol, he is probably so butthurt
>>475796344>places have their sheriffs work highwaysGoogle the map...it's insane.Those cops are highway robbers.
>>475796379agreeIf everyone who went to jail got their head shaved you would see significant behavior changes from a lot of these niggers
wtf they arresting him
Fucking Sweaty wopBetween them and Jews from New York....UghFucking go back!!
this dude is all greasy and cut up, nipples protrudingvery disrespectful!
Literally no reason to put him in cuffs
>>475796620He didn’t do nothin
Dan ought to just move his HQ to Florida
Many such cases
>>475796604They always arrest -- excuse me "detain" the male to prevent him from raging or getting his hands on a weapon. But most cops always assume the male is the aggressor.
>>475796267>Have you never been to the South before?I'm white and civil, never had a problem.
>>475796620>Sweaty wopi could drink a beer with this guy
How do you view the bible anon?
>>475796661he's the only one with cuts lol. Automatic arresting and suspicion of men in domestic issues. End result:Never call the police with domestic abuse if you are guy, they won't help you and most likely will end up arresting you.
>>475796519no, shaved heads would just be stylish in the hood
>>475796739
>>475796739I can just hear him saying "Fookin niggaz!" in his accent Kek
>>475796661Unless, you know, they find the woman lying dead in a pool of her own blood inside the house and then the guy they had "LITERALLY no reason" to cuff has already escaped.I mean, that might be a reason.
>>475796620You Floridians love wops. They bring culture to your state.
>>475796293What’s the huwhite stuff?
>>475796739>me in the back
>>475796926obviously mayo. who eats hot dogs without mayo applied? that would be weird
>>475796852women can make up any story the cops will believe them.
>>475796884Fuck you they're a Northern scourge.If it's not the Cuban, Ricans, and othe island niggers and spics from the gulf it's Jewtalians coming down here being cunts and comparing everything to their rat infested metropolitan. Cock suckers.
>>475796996>hotdog with mayoUh anon I…
>>475796996I eat my franks with yellow mustard and sweet cole slawyou can call them slaw dogs if you like
>>475796926Coleslaw cream
>>475796926
>>475797106you're retarded if you don't appreciate mayo on a dogit's a perfect condiment sandwich pairing
hahahaha that wig looks so natural
Nikki Minaj yall
>>475796996>who eats hot dogsNiggers, hot dogs are mystery meat.When we were kids our dog would not eat a hot dog, any hotdog.Left an impression.
angis list recommends nigger contractors,, lol
>>475797309this bitch is the one that got pushed out of dredlock nigger's car
>>475797332there are all beef ones that are pretty legit
She wasn't pushed out of the door. She opened the door to wave for help and he turned left. Go sit in your car during the next commercial break and image trying to push another person out of the door. You can't reach the handle and have no leverage to push 150lbs out.
>>475797332Obviously a dog won't eat one, they aren't cannibals
Hear me out:I swear not all niggers are this incomprehensible
>>475797362ah lmao
Is she a hooker?
>>475797332try kosher franks. it's a game changer :^)
>>475797362you ever talked to a black chick?you would push them out of the car too
>>475797061Hahahaha they're so annoying. "Where can I get a good bagel around here?!" How about go back to Jew York you faggot!
Do I have water in my ear or is this dudes voice at like 20hz?
>Officer Witness Protection Voice
>>475797123I had two glizzies this evening with chili, onions, jalapenos and dijon mustard.
>>475797332The proper choice is a nice sausage.Some farm made pork sausage, grilled, white bread, little bit of yellow mustard. Down the hatch.
>>475797444Checked and Jew pilled
That'll buff out, no need to get insurance involved
>>475797398>all beef onesWhen you're 7YO and your dog eats cat shit, but refuses any hot dog it's something you remember.
Rip based Acura TL
>>475797705>everett>has insuranceanon, i...
somebody get the furrstingoosher
>>475797705Too many cerveza
>>475797791when seconds count, the fire department is minutes away.
>>475797511>This doesn't cost dat much is New York!>This taste better in New York!>You can buy a hovel for a few hundred in New YorkThey compare everything FUCKING thing to New York.All my life I had to listen to loud mouth New Yorkers bitch and complain about how shit isn't like back in New York. I hate them with a deep burning passion.
Bet the driver that ran was drunk or high or both
>>475797751that generation of TL was great. styling was quite attractive, good power, reliable. kinda sad that i see fewer and fewer of them on the roads.
2 cars collide hard, and both drivers ran off? And a crackhead is the only witness?
>>475797444CheckedHebrew National. MMMmmmm
>>475797732So you ended up trying the cat shit to see what all the fuss was about?
>high bondThis cop knows that nigger will be out within 24 hours
>>475797732cats eat fishsticks and hate dogs dumbass. your parents raised you wrong or something
>>475797913I saw an old TL last week where the driver had glued a Honda H over the Acura emblem. Kinda threw me for a loop.
That hipster boomer lookin fly as fuck with his shorts up around his belly button.
>>475797861One of the funniest memories I have is when I went to Ft Myers Beach on vacation, saw some jew driving a convertible Benz and he looked like a caricature. Giant fucking jew nose and a bald head. He drives by and I see he has New York license plates with a metal bracket that says ISRAEL on it. He was so stereotypical that I wouldn't be surprised if his name was Shlomo.
>have you ever seen a car on fire?>have you ever seen a grown man naked?
>>475787985
>have you ever seen a car on fire?>kinda cool huh?
LMAO OPL launched a best of our advertisements website just for us to browse
>>475798336>Do you like gladiator movies?
>>475798403>I've seen a couple burned cars during my lifetime kiddo
>>475798322I saw a vanity Florida plate that read "OY VEY" and had a glittered frame.
>>475798569I've been to the graveyard they towed all of those cars/trucks/tanks to after they cleared the highwayI dont know if it is still there today
>>475798591should i do it, anons?
>>475798763some SJW in Austin will reject you
>>475797769Yeah good point, probably no insurance on anybody in that wreck>>475797843>Too many cervezaYeah it's looking like that
jeez, all the bitch had to do was say some words and he is arrested.
Blacks shouldn’t be allowed to travel by air
4:30 in the morning at the airport and this dumb nigger inconveniences thousands of people because of muh knife
I gotta go to Jerusalem
IM A JEW LET ME FREE I HAVE TO GET MY GET OUT OF JAIL CARD.
>I GOT TO GO TO JER-KILL THE KIKE
>>475799160>Blacks shouldn’t be allowed to travelcorrect
What is he going to do in Jerusalem?
Always fly Spirit Airlines for the best in flight entertainmentCan't fly to Jerusalem however unfortunately
He said he has to go WHERE?
Why did he want to go to Jerusalem?
>>475799244Just schizo kike stuff.
How are tasers even real just wear a jacket
>>475799160actually, they just need to be contained on a single airline, like Spiritwhite people should be able to fly Southwest unimpeded by black travelers
>>475799247Didnt somebody just buy Spirit airlines?
Spirit Airlines! Anyone get a screenshot of the guy with the Spirit background.
So many Jerusalems
>welcome to cleveland
>there are numerous jerusalems in the united statesof course dan would know this
>>475799250JEWruSALEM
wonder what he wants to do in jerusalem?
>>475799376TKD
oy vey this is just like the holocaust
A fucking sand nigger
Dan's been waiting to pull that one out since his Bar Mitzvah
>>475799295Wizz airlines is the jewish airline to Israel.
>i need to go to jerusalem
>>475799376visit the wailing wall like Trump
Couldn't tell if kike or raghead.
>>475799310And there are two Palestines in Ohio alone
WHY do sheboons wear shower caps all the time? Is it so they don’t need to bathe often ?
White dirt?
>>475799500>samir farajraghead confirmed
>>475799500What's the difference?
busted for whey protein powder
>preworkout and creatine in a random baggie>you can taste ityeah, no bro
>>475799525they all wear wigs regularly but when not they hide they bald ass heads with something
>>475799584don't be racist
i wonder if it's OG formula Jack3d
>creatine and preworkoutThat's what niggers cut cocaine with
>taste this mystery powderYeah, i usually put my creatine in a baggy then stuff it in my center console too.
>>475799525ISS DEY CULCHA
there is no way niggers rolling with a bag of cocaine that large, lol
>>475799525Because their hair is shit so they shave it off and wear wigs
>>475799525something to do with their nappy-ass hair
>>475799672preworkout with cocaine mixed in sounds like a killer combo ngl
>>475799525they set their hair and are trying to keep their hair niceshe probably has somewhere to be tomorrow and doesnt want to fuck up her hair tonightblack women do not wash their hair as often as white womenthey use oils in their hair that help set it
>>475799688right? I believe him it was creatine
>>475796739santos bonacci in the back?
>>475799244>>475799240>>475799224>>475799251>>475799250
>>475799736Don’t sheboon splain to us, De’Kwan
>>475799854I was trying to give you a real answer
These niggers kill meHaven't seen their kids in forever but claim they want to see "Dey Keeds" when in trouble
the cop is going to mix the real cocaine with the big bag.
>>475799295I’ve flown spirit a few times and only had one issue that was more the fault of the control tower than the airline. I’ve had more bad experiences on SW and Delta
if that's cocaine, that's a lot of cocaine
>>475799302JetBlue and Spirit were going to merge but I think a court blocked it
IT DIDN'T STAIN BLUEWORK OUTS CONFIRMED
I wonder what substances give false positives on that test
that's like $20k if it were cocaine, there's no way these broke-ass joggers have that kind of product
>>475799500A semite is a semiteThey just have different magic systems
>>475800042very few, those test kits have been perfected over the years. the specificity is over 99%.
>officer brian setzerAnd his Orchestra?
It may not actually be coke but were they trying to sell it as such?
gangstalking technology
>>475800042I bet these stupid little niggers are selling people fake cokeAnd when they fool the wrong people they'll get what they deserve.
>>475800150it was probably some other drug.
I cant believe Dan is allowed the airing of multiple black tonighttomorrow night will be nothing but white shenanigans
I wonder how often the drivers they follow like this get away because they aren't close enough to catch them when they stop
>>475800072If anything they are selling it to naive rich kids.
>>475800139Guy looks like the sandman from spider man 3
>can i please have my vapeshoot this faggot
>something is poking me in the ass>it's the taser probe broLMAO
>>475800139JUMP JIVE AND WAILLLL
>>475800187Where does that QR take you?
>>475800292>this faggot
>you jerked in my ass
new bread >>475800321 >>475800321 >>475800321
>>475800392Thank you baker
All drugs are legal in Canada and in every anarcho commune enforced by true police/paramilitary.
