>Delayed cord clamping>t. cut the cord>No hep b shot>Neither took covid shot>blood type AB->t. eye colour D30, wife D20Any advice you good fathers of /pol/ and what am I in for?
>>476396878Provide for your family
>>476397216Yeah I will be don't worry.
>>476396878Trust in God or you will all perish like dogs without history.
>>476396878>doesn't mention the sex of the child
>>476397332Thats so very christian of you, fearmongering right out of the gate.
>>476397332Based>>476397408It's a girl. All males in my family/bloodline are uncut and will always remain that way. Get the fuck out of here with that kike mutilation ceremony.
>>476396878>Any adviceYes. Stop browsing this shithole board and go spend time with your wife and your newborn kid.
>>476396878You had a daughter didn't you? Poor bastard, well better luck next time.
>>476397672They're both asleep, paco.>>476397707Yeah lad, it is what it is. Planning on having our second within the next 2 years so fingers crossed.
>>476397664Thank you
>>476396878I'm not a dad so no. Congratulations though and I wish you and your family, many happy years together. Well done anon
>>476396878Your child will grow up liberal if you don't get very hands on. You may need to be your daughter's first when she reaches the age of 18.
>>476396878GET A PATERNITY TEST BEFORE SIGNING THE PAPER SAYING YOU'RE THE FATHER
>>476397821>They're both asleep, paco.Then go back to bed and hug them, Bruce.You will regret not spending 10 more minutes with them because you were busy talking to retards on 4chan.
>girlsell her for no less then cow and 3 chicken. Maybe donkey if pretty. good luck with next child to be man.
Enjoy your blessings, anon. I'd recommend doing montessori, and sports. Don't baby talk the kid. Have active items in the house to play with. Do not let them have your phone.
>>476397332Fucking gloomy, enjoy your savior
>>476396878>>476397821Sounds like me. We had a home birth, I cut the cord, and no vax. We're gonna homeschool and try to have our next when she's 2 or 3. I won't stop till I get a boy.
>>476397959Cheers Nige it's much appreciated.>>476398020Will be hands on, probably going to skip the second part lad>>476398102We have been together since 16 years old and married for 8. But I'll take your advice on board.>>476398169Fair call mate, I appreciate that and will do so very soon.>>476398326>montessori cheers will look into that now. Both of us are very active already and will be making sure she is very active as well.
>>476396878Public school is child abuse. You may have a reasonable kid but he’ll be a piece of shit after two weeks of school. Any cheapass religious school is better, even if you’re atheists. You can’t afford not to.
expect hormone replacement therapy within 10 years
>>476398543We did a water homebirth with a midwife. Was a crazy experience. We have started looking for schools that aren't beyond fucked up and faggoted but may have to homeschool in the end also. We also will keep going til we get a boy
>>476396878Keep your baby breast feeding for as long as possible. Even through age 3+. It may seem weird but it’s been the norm longer then it hasn’t in history and your child will grow to be much healthier the more raw breast milk it gets during it’s adolescence and also develop a proper chad jawline from the sucking
>>476398574>We have been together since 16 yearsThat makes it even more likely it's not yours. They get bored of a man after being with him for too long.
>>476398766Home schooling is the way to go if you are nit in an area with an all white school or can afford a good private school. Your child will get superior education and so long as you network with other homeschooler families and put your kids in clubs they’ll be properly socialized
>>476398646Public schools aren't even on the radar mate. They can get fucked. We can afford to send her to a good school if there are any remaining when she is older.>>476398736I'm just going to keep powerlifting/HIIT mate. Test is good levels. Unless you mean for the misso?>>476398770100% plan on breastfeeding for as long as possible. She came out with fantastic latching technique at birth and the missus is picking it up quickly.>>476398989lol women are vapid, protohumans to be sure but if you think they are all whores you're a blackpilled zoomer. >>476399090Most good white schools (all girls) are Presbyterian or Anglican down here - haven't really looked into their syllabus too much but will be.
>>476396878Be a father, not a friend.Be ready to kill at anytime.Your life doesn't matter anymore. That kid takes priority over everything. You, your wife, everything. You know what's right and wrong; here's your chance to teach and grow a whole person to do something good. Don't squander it.Best of luck. Hug dat babby.
>>476399563cheers mate I plan on doing this to the best of my abilities!
>>476399686Good on ya. Congratulations!
>>476398574>probably going to skip the second part ladPost hand
>>476399777checked and chhers lad
>>476399830post nipple colour and height champ
>>476396878>Any advice from dads1. Raise your children in the way of Jesus and they will not depart from it. 2. Do not let others raise your children: no child care, no school, no unmonitored screen time3. A stay at home mother is worth $45000 a year per child in cost savings. 4. Read and sing to your children every day. Even if your voice is terrible, they need to hear your voice. This has the highest correlation with future education of anything a parent does>t.dad of 4 kids
>>476396878Congrats on your extra vote kek put out more kids to farm votes goy
>>476399454>if you think they are all whores you're a blackpilled zoomer.Stats say more than 50% of women cheat. Where do you think that puts the odds of paternity fraud? Women don't care about robbing you of fatherhood, they just see men as utilities. You have no value in their eyes besides what you can benefit them.
>>476399454Just get the damn test. Don't think about it. Just do it.
>>476399919>probably
>>476396878congratulations to the father
>>476396878Dont be a nigger and be there for your wife and kids. Dont be a friend to your child, but be a loving and supporting daddy. Keep fucking the wife (dont be afraid to go abit kinky, its somewhat of a necessity after some years and with kids). Do stuff all together, dont just be a wallet.
>>476399928Thanks for the advice brother. I plan on doing all the raising and there will be limited to no screen time. All books and I plan to get her into a musical instrument as soon as possible. Funny you mention singing, my voice is probably shithouse now but I was in a national youth choir when I was younger so I'll sing to her mate, cheers.>>476399999>t. thinks there is a political solution>>476400092Alright lad I'll look into it>>476400150yeah the definition of probably means I'm going to be skipping out on that second part, cunt. I haven't slept for over 24 hours cut me a break.>>476400231Cheers Nige
>>476396878Have a good attitude. Realize you are the rock for your wife and kid. When things get snippy, let it go. Make sure you get plenty of sleep. You'll get to a point where after bedtime you have a few hours to yourself, enjoy it but don't stay up too late or you will be miserable. Your life has changed forever. Rise up to meet the challenge. It is the hardest thing you've ever done but you can do it. I'm one year in. Godspeed fellow father.
>>476396878Lack of sleep for about 2 years. It will literally cause you brain damage. Enjoy. My 4th is due in October.Have the mom and baby sleep in the master bedroom and you go sleep somewhere else. Trust me.
>>476397667I’ll give you some advice. A father having a strong presence in his daughter’s life is providing a bulwark against degeneracy.
>>476398102>BEFORE SIGNING THE PAPER SAYING YOU'RE THE FATHERWut. Your wife has a baby you are assumed to be the father and there are no papers to sign....
>>476400526>Lack of sleep for about 2 years.You don’t know shit if you don’t have your child sleeping alone and all night by the time they start solid foods.Anyone who makes the claim that children ruin sleep for years is a retarded faggot.
>>476400801Nice child abuse putting your baby in another room from the mother.Grim. But checks out with your flag.
>>476397667>It's a girlOof. Shell end up bringing a nigger to the house
>>476396878>son is born 10 minutes ago>dad is already on his phone, posting irrelevant stuff on an imagboardYou're son will grow up to become an autistic tranny anyway because you're an absent and incapable father, who cares how many jabs they give him now
>>476400470>I haven't slept in 24 hours so most likely won't molest my daughterשָׁלוֹםThe fact you considered it is ethnic reasoning
>>476396878>No hep B shotThe government will give you daughter the covid vaxxx, as they did with you and your wife. It's time to move to Thailand.
>>476400464Based USAnon. Have been together since high school and we still fuck plenty and we both tend to our own finances unless it's regarding our home or expenses. No wallet here. Wife is taking 13 months off for this one and planning on getting her pregnant as soon as we can for a second.>>476400518Ah man congrats on being a year in mate. I am definitely going to be getting to sleep very soon, it's the first real chance I've had. Just wanted to check out this shithole before catching some Z's>>476400526I don't drink or take drugs so I guess this is the first time I'll be looking forward to brain damage!>>476400529based >>476400801She slept for 4 hours straight out of the gate in the cot after feeding for the first time after birth. I'm sure there will be a change to our sleeping routine but I also heard it's only really the first 6 weeks where sleep can be a bit choppy.>>476401089>t. Turk posting faggoted shit.You will never be a woman>>476401176There was no consideration faggot
>>476396878Have you already tasted your child's genitals?
>>476400529This
>>476400470One last piece of advice that it took me years and my first 3 kids to figure out: don't be too proud to ask for help with domestic shit. Unexpected things hit you in life, it is better to ask for help for a few days with people making you meals etc than to fall into the trap of feeding yourself and your kids takeout because it's convenient
>>476396878Give your children everything they want and need. The poor and middleclass have long been taught that spoiling your children is wrong which was a psyop. Obviously teach them respect for others and the value of work but provide them with everything they need. Don’t hesitate. Always listen to them and push them to adventure towards what they find interesting
>>476396878Time to get off /pol/ for a while.
>>476401176>שָׁלוֹם>t. posts edomite jibberishAh yeah guess that adds up ya dog.
You should keep posting here till they take your kid away from you
>>476396878Retardation from having anti vaxx parents
>>476401266Then immediately shut it down instead of joking about it rabbi
>>476396878>Any advice you good fathers of /pol/ and what am I in for?get off the internet and get some sleepyour next full night's sleep is in 3 years idiot
>>476397667>>476397707You at least gotta have one daughter because when you're an old man they'll bring you home cooked roast dinners and apple pies where your sons charge you a few beers for a conversation.
>>476397667>it's a girl
>>476396878>delayed the clampingBased.
>>476401266>it's only really the first 6 weeks where sleep can be a bit choppy.someone's been actively lying to you, anonI wonder if they had an agenda
>>476396878>>No hep b shot>>Neither took covid shotHoly shit poor soul, having such shitty parentsWould be better if he was born in india or africa lol
>>476396878My advice to you is this. Children are not innocent beings that get ruined by society. They are inherently jealous and narcisistic creatures. They are like this because they need to be like this. Don't project your adult feelings onto your child. A baby isn't capable of love, it's only capable of "I'm thirsty, I'm cold, I'm hungry, I'm happy." baseline things that animals have. It's up to you to install the moral compass into the child. Give it some time and they develop love. Don't feel discouraged because it feels like your kid is a selfish asshole who doesn't love you and only thinks about himself or herself.
>>476396878>>t. eye colour D30, wife D20Imagine being this autistic. The kids never stood a chance.
>>476396878White people having children? WEIRD.
>>476399999CHECKED
If you have a girl do not, under any circumstances, let them have unsupervised access to anything with a camera and internet access until they're maybe 16 or so. If you need me to tell you why, you probably shouldn't be having a child.
>>476401912This is actually good advice. Thanks anon
>>476396878You're in for sleepless nights the next few months. Colic will drive you nuts. Endure!I'd advise you to keep sleeping nex to and supporting your wife, even if you feel like shit. This will strengthen your bond and wife won't feel abandoned.C section or regular?You'll have to wait a month or so to start having sex again.
>>476401912>Give it some time and they develop love.your son will develop some compassion for you around age 30 your daughter, never because the world exists for her pleasure, duh
>>476401912>your kid is a selfish asshole who doesn't love you and only thinks about himself or herself.Well that's just most adults anyway. If you haven't figured out basically everyone is like this by maybe your mid 20s, you're delusional and entirely unaware of your surroundings.
>>476401360Both my mother and her mother are already making a lot of meals and will be helping out with most domestic stuff.>>476401463There was no joke and it was shut down, rabbi>>476401565Yeah, plan on it but still running on a bit of adrenaline. >>476401651Yeah fingers crossed it works out that way >>476401795Was wondering when this would be posted>>476401875Well I'm sure I'll learn the reality soon.>>476402002you're Czech kek>>476401912Legend mate I will be focusing on making this reality for parenthood/raising her.>>476401886>t. turkposting>>476402135Natural birth and will be sleeping right next to my wife after I leave this thread.
>>476396878What are xer pronouns?That's the only thing that matters, I hope you left the gender unspecified, you don't know what she'll be in the next 5 years
>>476396878everything was meaningless until this day. congrats anon, just be a good example.
>>476397667>It's a girlcongrats, cuck. youre weird.
>>476402638Cheers mate>>476402769Weird projecting there tiger
>>476402394Adults are like that because they had shitty parents. All children are like this. I'm not sure if you were trying to insult me by saying that I'm unaware of my surroundings, or if my advice is obvious and not worth mentioning, But women in general do NOT grasp this concept, and it's important to try to teach the mother that is what is going on otherwise they will get discouraged and start having self doubt about why they got into it in the first place (post-partum depression)
>>476396878Congrats! Keep an eye on your wife for post partum depression. It is way more common than you think, and it's easier to intervene early.
>>476402461I'd say it was probably shut down tzadik
>>476396878Get off of fucking 4chan and go be with your fucking family. Leave this place forever.
>>476396878Excellent job so far, dad.Stay strong for your family, and don't give in to (((their))) push for you to submit to vaxxes, indoctrination camps (once known as schools), and the like.Also, and this is CRITICAL: **shift your family to an organic diet as much and as quickly as you can**. The food supply in the world, most of all here in the US, has been poisoned with GMO, pesticides, additives, and fillers. That's the cause of the epidemic of obesity and plummeting testosterone levels. Return to what 75 years ago would simply have been called "food."Be a strong man for your wife and a loving father for your new child.That will be enough. Congratulations to you, and my best wishes to you all for a long lifetime of health and happiness.
T. 8 week oldSo far:No vaxes, they dont test against true placebo.Breastfeed. Have her pump the remainder and freeze or fridge so you can take a shift every once in a while.Breastfeeding is hard keep experimenting. Pump and bottlefeed or use a nippleguard if you need to. Infants can drop about 10% in weight in the first days. Do whatever you can to get that colustrum in him, hand express and feed, etc. He can become letgargic and hard to wake if hes underfed. If you notice this, double your effortsThey recommend sleeping on back but it causes flat heads. Let him sleep on side supervised and buy one of those pillws to distribute the weight at night when hes on his back.Your wife will continue to have mood swings for a while.Limited visitors and dont let them kiss or touch the baby. We have 2 people who can help out and are allowed to hold him. Grandma is pissed but shes in and out of the hospital full of germs and she can fuck offBaby needs to feed every 3 hilours or so. Wake him if hes still sleeping in the first week or 2 until he has established steady weight gain.
Play with them. Play is fucking important to their development and produces a well rounded adult. Read books to them, do art, music be creative.I'm a gen x grandpa now and my 3 kids ended up as a lawyer, teacher and chiropracter.When I was 25 i used to drive cabs for a second job, picked up a wise old lady on evening who imparted this little piece of advice which i used time and time again.From an early age instill into your kids that they are big enough and old enough to know what is right and what is wrong. You get to choose what you are going to do.Example. Dad, can i go to this party?Ok, go and have a think if there's gonna be drugs and alcohol there and whatever else then come back and tell me if you reckon it's a good idea or not.They come back and say, nah probs not.Then you say, you thought of that.My eldest girl when 15 told meDad, I couldn't have a teenage rebellion against you because you'd be like, ok, go off and have a rebellion, have fun while you're doing it, see you when you get out the other side.It's all how you treat them. Kindness and respect on both sides goes a long long way.Congrats Anon, hope your life will be filled with awesome memories.
>>476396878most vaccines are OK, just not Covid or MMRget the other onesI got 3 kids all smart etc
>>476396878Congrats anon. God bless.
>>476397667You'll do fine. Boy or girl that statement is evidence enough to me. Congratulations OP
>>476396878if you had a daughter you're still not doing everything right. You need to get your diet, exercise, and connection with your partner (intimately) in check. The man 100% decides the sex of the child at conception and unfortunately it looks like you didn't do everything you could. Better luck next time.>t. 100% son rateAs for the other stuff, great job and congratulations. Do not let your wife work. If there's one piece of advice I can give you it's DO NOT LET HER WORK. Her job should be maintaining the house, feeding the family, supporting you so that you can continue to excel in your job and provide more and more. If you are given the ability to focus on your work and career 100% you will be able to give them everything. Money is the j*ws game but you have to play their game to win.>t. lost my job when my wife was pregnant, was making 115k when she gave birth, she stayed home, now making over quadruple that amount with a business I startedMake sure your child never gets a vaccination, do not let your wife take her to the doctor alone, they make you sign a paper that says you're a murderer basically and try excessively hard to guilt you into it. Since you had a daughter I am sure this will work on your wife (just basing this on what I know about people who have daughters) so you need to make SURE that you do not let her go there alone.t. doctors have stormed out of the room angry when I hold up my hand and say "I'm not having this conversation with you, just get the paper, dude"Do not let your child have any artificial dyes, hfcs, pasteurized or homogenized milk as they get older. Limit exposure to grains. Remember, it takes 12 tries on average to introduce a child to a new food. Candy and sweets are TREATS for special occasions (excluding potty training, as Pavlovian training works best here) but getting your shit and piss into a little bowl is quite the special occasion after doing it in your pants for 18 months.Good luck! Pic related.
>>476396878Dont allow them to give your kid any vaxxes at allTheres no proof they do anything beneficial
Co sleep, humans have been co sleeping since the dawn of time l. It's better for everyone.Remember to be present and take in as many moments as possible, they grow really fast. Remember to pay attention to your wife. Once a week give a foot rub or something.
>>476398770Thi,s and never formula. That will retard your babys development
>>476396878You are not going to get sleep again for a while, like a good year plus, just letting you know. The first few months are going to be rough. Just hope you have a good family to support you two because if I didn't have an outwards family support me I wouldn't have been able to do it
Pt2.Baby mattresses and car seats are full of flame retardants that are neurotoxic. Find pure ones.Expect pediatricians to be fucking useless.Dont feed him water.Get some sterile saltwater drops and a nose sucker to clear out boogers. When he gets one that blocks his nose and hes crying for 5 hrs staight youll thank me.Newborns cry for one of the following reasons. Pretty easy to manage once you learn to spot the patterns:Hunger (put finger on side of mouth and see if he tries to suck)Gas (burp him)Wet diaper (change him)Overtired (if they get too tired they actually lock up and have a harder time falling asleep)Pain / sick (solve)The crying can be super intrusive. While you figure things out feel free to put him aside and just let him cry for some minutes if he gets on your nerves.
>>476396878>No hep b shotgive me an actual logical reason you refused
>>476403010>I'm not sure if you were trying to insult me by saying that I'm unaware of my surroundings, or if my advice is obvious and not worth mentioningNeither. I do think most people probably don't need this advice I suppose, even though that wasn't my point. Instead, I was saying I'd expect most people to not need to be told this after maybe 25. If he's younger, he probably does need to hear it. I wasn't objecting to that.
Put your warm hand on her stomach to help gas pass. Any time she's crying but she's not hungry or sleepy just lay your hand there. Makes it all better
>>476404543>The man 100% decides the sex of the child at conception and unfortunately it looks like you didn't do everything you could. Better luck next time.This is such bro-science. From the obvious and biological answer obviously there needs to an even distribution of men and women, It's a coin flip. you can't fuck your woman harder to make a son, you can't raise her head 40 degrees and make a daughter. Basically you're fucking retarded and I'm not reading the rest of that wordy bullshit.
>>476396878Get the hep B shot you retard
>>476404946Alright sorry for being snarky then.
Congratulations.Is it mine?
>>476396878It's going to scream a lot for the next 3 years and then it'll ask funny questions. Be consistent.
>>476404577Aussie here, so I can speak to the daycare rules, centerlink, school ect. Ideally we wouldn't have vaxxed, but if you speak to your gp you can skip double up shots and space out the shots (get one wait a month or 2 and then get another) limiting the amount of adjuvants they are exposed to.
>>476405397You fucked up.
>>476404994damn, I'm really sorry you have to tell yourself that. Shettles method, sperm speed based on sex being assisted by deepest possible penetration (penile length), acceptance of sperm being faster if vaginal orgasm has been reached during intercourse, diet of father increasing amount of male sperm, testosterone levels, etc.Sorry you lost the coinflip when you were born to make those things possible! enjoy your daughter being handed off to m*slims because you are too weak to do anything about it!
>>476398543>>476398766Yes, Homeschooling is the only option. Do not trust others to raise your kids.We have 7 and the wife stays at home with them.Fiscally, it's rough, but totally worth it.Don't be afraid to get govt gibs if you can. Make the system work for you.But school them at home! Your kids future is worth more than a couple extra dollars in your pocket.Stay strong! The journey has its ups and downs but it's all worth it, even when it feels like you're failing and not going to make it. Keep the focus!Godspeed anon. You are not alone
>>476396878>Any advice you good fathers of /pol/ and what am I in for?If you want a happy, functional family, I strongly suggest daily Bible study TOGETHER. At, before, or after a meal is easy.Thru the Bible with J. Vernon McGee has already got you covered with a half hour every weekday. You can double the speed if you are short for time.The app is good, or you can go to TTB.orgWe started about 8 years ago and our marriage went from tolerating one another for the kids sake to actually happy.Kids are healthy and the oldest just got married.
>>476405880How did you get your wife on board?
>>476401043Yeah definitely abuse putting the child comfortably in their own bed when they are capable of sleeping through the night. I love how retardant like you cry about your sleep in one breath and then defend the very issue you perpetuate in another.
>>476396878>Measuring eye color at birth Stupid and retarded pilled wait a couple of months and reassess to dertimine how black your child is.
>>476396878read your kid bedtime stories but all the villians in them are jews or niggers
>>476396878No vaxxes of any kind!Tell schools and Drs to get fked!
>>476405880I'm pretty sure he doesn't want his child to be a homosexual or a race mixer.
>>476396878For the love of God please anon and I beg you, PLEASE, keep tabs on their breathing habits. Also they need to chew hard foods as soon as possible. Tongue posture is also important. Do NOT let the dentist extract their premolars and always look for forward facial growth for your child. Trust me, 20 years from now they're going to thank you for taking care of this
>>476400801Just co sleep you fuck tard
>>476405776You are a sad, strange little man.
Live birth? Or did you do the NPC thing and sign your child over as a ward of the state? Betting you took the 'birth certificate'.. betting your retarded ass just brought another slave into the world VIA bondage. That is no longer 'your kiddo' but the 'states' you're NOT parents but Guardians... Not my problem... My kids are free from this system. It's call a 'live birth' but most of you goy 99.9% of you, are wayyy to fucking dumb to figure it out, yet demonize the ones that do.Kill yourselves Not my problem... I hope you're reincarnated in hell for eternity. Enjoy .
>>476396878Worry, lots of it. You'll shit your pants when your kid does not make any noise for a while. Say bye-bye to sleep. Dunno how your woman is like but mine never let me change my kids huggies, but even so, get used to the smell of baby crap.Just wait until you hear him or her laugh, makes everything worth it.I'm gonna have 2 more in about 2 months.
>>476396878Khan Academy is good for free online education, up to high school level. Something to consider when shes school age. Kids that are ahead of the curve in school tend to stay there, kids that are behind tend to fall further behind. Not to say this cant be changed, but just that its easier to stay ahead than get ahead. Even a good teacher is going to have 5-15 minutes a day on average to dedicate to your child. Reading to them, guiding their learning even 30-60 minutes a day will help them a lot. Model the behaviour you want from them. Learn patience, kids are retarded and you cant judge them like you would adults.
>>476396878Well done anon. Now go and she'd the blood of a wog as a sacrifice to god. Otherwise, put the family unit first, be careful with money and buy a bit of land in bumfuck nowhere, it will come in handy one day (look up suspicious observers)
>>476405397That's the most idiotic take. If everyone else was vaxxed THEY ARE IMMUNE ARE THEY NOT? fucking COVID logic all over again
Be patient with wife and child. The first 3 years are all work 24 hours a day. It's all sacrifice, but we'll worth it later. Very difficult and exhausting to be a good parent.
>he delayed the cord clampingdid you at least circumcise? stupid goy
>>476396878Gonna be really fuckin irritating every night for a while. It gets better. I have 3 kids.
>>476399454>sheMy bad. Congrats.>breastisis.You can wrap steak and potatoes in cheesecloth and let newborns gnaw, in addition to boobs. No joke. My mother in law fed my kid healthy solid food from like when he was twelve days old.
unlucky gg lmao
>>476410361Lol 3 years, you dont have kids if you think its that bad. By 2 they get easy.
>>476396878Congrats mate
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