Suggested Reading:https://www.biblegateway.com/Suggested Listening:https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kn9watKIJRMJohn 1:12-13- Yet to all who did receive him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God— children born not of natural descent, nor of human decision or a husband’s will, but born of God.>17-year-old charged with murder over Southport attackhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj50ljn44j8o>Team GB swimmer drops to the floor in despair as he is thrown out of the Olympics despite finishing in first after he broke little-known rule in 200m backstroke heatshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/olympics/article-13693341/Team-GB-swimming-star-disqualified-controversial-rule.html>Protests break out across the UK as false rumours spreadhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1929385/Southport-stabbing-live>BBC paid Huw Edwards £200,000 after his arrest over child abuse imageshttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/31/bbc-paid-huw-edwards-200000-after-his-arrest/>US ‘not aware of or involved in’ killing of Hamas leader, US ambassador tells UN councilhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2024/jul/31/middle-east-crisis-live-updates-hamas-leader-ismail-haniyeh-killed-iran-israel-gaza-war>Nigel Farage risks fomenting violence and hate by pandering to the mobhttps://www.independent.co.uk/voices/southport-knife-attack-far-right-edl-nigel-farage-b2588859.html>Treasury minister Tulip Siddiq investigated over London property incomehttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/tulip-siddiq-parliament-london-secretary-treasury-b1173997.html>Church leaders issue call to stand against violence after Southport stabbingshttps://www.christiantoday.com/article/church.leaders.issue.call.to.stand.against.violence.after.southport.stabbings/141983.htm
>>476419799Why did you post a picture of an 1800's tranny?
this is the thread
Fucking c'mon lads, there was a demo in Hartlepool tonight as well
>>476420048You probably sat at home a wanked while other bongs were out doing the hard part
I support the bin strikes because I am not a hebrew who worships tourists and the hospitality economy.Saving all my rubbish up to put out on strike day, filling the bins up real fast like.
>>476420216>>476420102
>>476420216Indifferent desu. Saw you on a mad one.
whys gollyblock posting his holiday snaps exactly?
What we thinking then lads, how long is the bame going to get?
>>476419802>Muslim beard
>>476420179I don't live in Hartlepool. I saw a couple police vans in the city today though so the police are worried about it spreading. Saturday will be fucking hell. The people in Hartlepool organized a demo in Murray Street which by the looks of it on google, is the immigrant part of the Town.
>>476420260fuck em
>>476420419For the same reason I used to do drunk vocaroos. Shiggles.
>>476420458yeh i forgot to take a shaver
>>476420498>I sat at home and wankedI rest case
>>476420458aint he supposed to be under 30. >white beard hairs lol. he looks like the imam of bradford
This has got to be an MI5 honeypot?
>>476420094lmao yea and sorry lad but i think it’s all bollocks like I just don’t have it in me to be like possessed by a male manipulator demon, like method acting as the douchebag guy that women want to get pussy from women I don’t even likedespite everything I’ve been through with women I still believe in true love, that the right girl for me is out there somewhere or maybe I’ve already met her etcjust need to clean my act up, to start living consciously and doing what i actually want to do, but stress gets in the way of that, the entire body and mind just wants to shut down and rest we must eliminate stress
>>476419799Christ is the Lord. Checked.
>>476420179Yeah he's not a cool armed revolutionary like you taking on the government and slotting tyrants.
still no namehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13695861/Boy-17-charged-murder-three-girls-stabbed-death-Southport.html
>>476420612Thanks la.I should go to bed now.Speak to you tomorrow.See all the las tomorrow.
>>476420832MI6 employee
can't beat a good sausage
>>476420858nn
>>476420597>No where near London>No where near Hartlepool >No where near Southport Yeah mate I'll just kick off alone. Retard.
>>476419799
>>476420575A bag of Poundland razorblades are good for fabric bobbles btw.>>476420612What? I'm not going to get bent out of shape if you don't reply to me. >>476420722Checking your check that you checked my check with. Amen Brother.
>>476420588Only time we did that was when we were running from police lol , we just used to climb roofs everywhere and play manhunt in the streets
someone reported Gobinder
>>476421021i like the vintage lookshirt's older than i am
>>476420733He'll vote for Trump and call the election fake when he loses. Mutts will never use the 2nd amendment.
>>476419799https://youtu.be/IGrulcC-s1w
>>476420832MI7 agent
>>476420733You're a wanker too ain't ya?I recently saw a Jerry Jackson cartoon on Fatpies and it perfectly summed up how big of wankers you bongs are, you wank too much.
>>476421013The decentralised rioter. Just pyar smash up a lamp post.
How many push ups did you do today anon?
>>476421059A regular event. >>476421125Don't you get them on the inside though? I find them irritating.
Plapjak but it's Sussex and a fat Ash Sarkar
>>476420698I suspect burgers
>>476421160I've never even registered to vote.Jokes on you FAGGOT
>>476420832bit weird that they named the girls innitwe got to dig up all sorts of dirt on themthat elsie right she left a banana in her drawer, it went off, reports she didn't hold a boys hand because he was too short too like and that she refused to do her homework saying that home time is home time and school time is school time but also dozed off in classdoesn't seem moral to let us in on this and their lives when they're victims when I dunno I don't wanna know how shitey a person they were same goes for the killers they're all yesterdays chip paper, dragging out a bit too long now it is
#freejosh
did he get banned for samefagging ya reckon
>>476421013keep em guessingIf you're near a riot, drive 100 miles to bumfuck nowhere and kick off
>>476421248120
>>476421248Wrist gave out at 56. Did 100 situps instead.
>>476421266Why does even Bong Pepe have bad teeth?
>>476421257nah i didn't notice any discomfort
>>476421285Because you're a Mexican felon?
Why weren't there any protests about Lucy letby
>>476421331Show you uncircumcised penis
>>476421199Do you often ask men that online?
>>476421504We demand to see the dildo
>>476421518i was curcumcised at 8 tho i remember it well
You know what's funny? Years ago, 40-50 years ago it used to be the police beating up civilians. Now it's civilians beating up the police. Something something the sins of the father do not die with him but pass on to the son.
>>476421437You're moving further and further from being funny or respectable lol, lmao even.
>>476421398should do some wall squats mate, right brilliant exercise that is
>>476421542He seems rather obsessed with men's genitalia. Watch yourself.
>>476421570>i was curcumcised at 8 thoGrim
>>476421021I said I was joking ye mong>>476421059its the same person, they sit here reporting me all day everyday and have done for months, they usually don't even post kek and if I mention them they 1pbtid with a smile like this :)>>476421331you don't even know how banning or samefagging work if you think someone can be banned for samefagging
>>476421398Did your wrist give out from too much wanking?
>>476421570When I think I cant pity you any more than I do you come out with some real sad shit.
>>476421542No, not often, just right now because I know who you are.
>>476421403me teeth are fucked honestly haven’t been dentist since 2017 when one got chipped in a pub punchup have outer/pol/ been memeing at all about how it’s nigh on impossible to get a dental appointment here at the moment?
>>476421570Share photo of the foreskin. If you were 8 they surely let you keep to our under your pillow.
>>476421618I do, but it isn't leg day. >>476421647Oh, thought it was a random reference to oj Simpson. >>476421656Old injury actually. One you'd probably see as a boon.
>>476421570
>>476421598Fuck off out the general then
this is the best guitar solo in history prove me wronghttps://youtu.be/dWRCooFKk3cTwgNCqKv2CWUWaMe
I've a sneaking suspicion argies found a new VPN.
>>476421634Only wig you BONGS right now because you are homosexuals and I'm trying to make you feel good about yourself, you know, by being an attractive male and inquiring on your phallic members.
>>476421870I would but I'm not clicking that pozzed load of a link
>>476421570Ngmi
>>476421960i actually deleted the =? and the rest of it
Tired of this country, tired of these people, tired of the establishment. Tired of the alphabet agency workers who ruin every brit/pol/ thread.
>>476421504that’s actually kind of a good point mate ffslike the real ‘race war’ is never going to happen, the race war is just going to be a few people getting killed once a year or so followed by limp dicked protests that lead to nothing rinse and repeat
>>476421742Why do you want to know if I do that?
>>476421806No dental appointments? Do they give them all to immigrants? Here in the states you can get an appointment within a week. And I have obtained Medicaid so literally everything is free. It's way better than the NHS.Why don't you BONGS copy our system? It's clearly better.
>>476422103Why don't you fuck off you mutt nigger
>>476421870Nah it's in this song https://youtube.com/watch?v=2xkqpj5D1fg
>believing the paki taxi driver and paki shop owner is your best friend pathetic shut in faggot
>>476421570lol jew spic
>>476422074You wank to photos of Tony Blair and Margaret Thatcher
>>476421570>curcumcised at 8
>>476421570fucking hell mateI'm gonna leave you alone for the rest of the week
>>476422106lmfao
>>476422201But I'm white.
>>476421870https://youtu.be/-rUlngqi3y0?si=fjNr_LMDiGgK9IQX
hope 8 kills josh
>>476422254why? its not going to grow back by then
>>476422232mate it wasn't a religious ritualmy dick grew but my foreskin didn't do it kept tearing and getting infected from pissso the doctor said it was the only option
>>476422328Americans aren't white. You're all mutts. Fuck off out our thread you meddler
>>476422041I'm still suspicious. Post the band and song. >>476422426Ha!
>>476421870*ahem*Starless, 25th June 1974. How good was it? It was so good that the tape decks cut out and we only have incomplete recordings. It came after a blistering rendition of exiles, easy money, some noodling and possibly the 2nd best performance of fracture, then wetton really lets go, bruford ascends to another level and fripp and cross go off, undoubtedly it's THE solo that should have been on the album, they'd recorded with the intent of doing that like fracture for S&BB in the past but it was just too hot man.Anyway, love george, he's brilliant, paul's alright on the track too there and the piano really works one of the highlights of the album and the few times the band (minus john) really got to come togetherthoughever octopus' garden remains the best collab and I think George did a bloody good job restraining himself for that one.
>>476421806My teeth are fucked too. Thanks for the bad genes, you suck isladers
>>476422352>?si=
>>476422426ffs lmfao
>>476422241Odd duck you.
at least we know now why he envies meI'm intact
>>476422539fuck off nigger lover
>>476422619Let's be honest, you're a complete dick.
Selling foreskin for 50k
>>476422216no it’s this https://youtu.be/hLYHWCBQhmc
>>476422458grim
Love those how it's made videos
>>476422793I doubt you'd get that much for yours.
>>476422793I'll give you £1
Throwing rocks at police officers is stupid. Riot shields and visors are designed to withstand assault from low velocity high mass projectiles. Throwing dye would be much more effective.
why do right wingers have slutty daughters? i thought they were righteous and had good morals?
>>476422739WAHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>476422739hes a fucking head case who needs a slap
Blocko has done an absolute number on him
>>476422863>HoldsworthYou should listen to U.K before you die if you haven't. It's a nice little romp with an interesting story.
Shit gene niggas and their weird cocks, feels good not to be a mutant
>>476422466Jeez
I'd leave blocko alone for atleast a day if he went and fucked up gobbo
>>476422968come slap me daddy
>>476423015Based Bruford enjoyer, my favourite drummer.
>>476422960>>476422968Two types of responses for the double entendre. Nice.
>>476422426Kek
>>476422968Too fucking right
I'm too manicmight have a wank
Have a piece of my nob chopped off at 8 would fuck me up mentally
>>476423291Abstain.
>>476423282Kek stateNo wonder he envies blockhead
>https://news.sky.com/story/eight-new-shoots-emerge-from-sycamore-gap-stump-13188395Sycamore Gap tree ain't dead.Now if only they'd string up the cunts that did it.
Clip of police beating the fuck out of a protestor earlier https://x.com/RealDannyTommo/status/1818795727406948750
>>476423512>10 months after it was illegally cut down10 fucking months, times going by too fast
>>476423387A guy I worked with got circumcised at 43 cause tightness
Horizontal eight is a good lad even though he's got a bad willy
Shan't be making any jokes on the matter. The poor lad was mutilated in the worst way possible when he was a child. I think we should all move on from this and never speak of it again. Okay? Good.
I wonder if you could rent one of those crop duster type planes which carries an aerosolised payload and drop paint on police lines from the sky. The Russians would probably happily help with fake documents for the rental. They can't shoot you down over London because of the risk of collateral damage, they can wait at the airfield but you don't have to land there.
>>476423640How did he feel after?
>>476423623Isnt he the same cuck who was giving it the big one an hour earlier about how the police arent the enemy?
>>476423694He didn’t
>>476423623>police beat a wogyayyyyyyy wooooo we're winning the race war>police beat a "protestor"oh no this is disgusting we're literally being genocided
>>476423623Got it worse than the airport paki
Paintball guns risk getting you shot, but could you fire paintball gun pellets from a slingshot?
>>476423820Glasgow airport pakis get booted while on fire
>>476423820>airport pakiweird how no one is talking about him now.
Poshies even kicking off. Bloody good of them.
>>476423387That why he called himself sideways 8?
josh gives brat energy tbqh
>>476423955top lad
>>476423975I said it would be forgotten in a few weeks in the sea of violence that's coming, bit more right than I thought I was
>>476424029Based. Get em out.
Boomers fucking around and finding out.
>>476419799One of the inbred Hindu rape rat jannies is deleting these posts showing that it's Indian Hindu rape rats who are infesting the UK, the west, and the world. Keep reposting and if you see it deleted, use feedback at the bottom and go to irc.rizon.net #4chan, talk to I_AM_ABIB about the Indian Hindu censorship of /pol/ (cite post number). Just another reason why the inbred Hindu rape rat is the greatest threat to white civilization, with their cockroach subversiveness.
>>476424070You can tell he's never had friends because he doesn't know the acceptable bant limit
>>476423015anything he touched was godly. UK, soft machine, gong. and obviously his solo stuff easily the highest echelon of virtuosity and creativity ever achieved in guitar music, there are even conspiracy videos on YouTube suggesting he’s an inter dimensional alien
>>476424217>irclol
i like this band a lot https://youtu.be/ONI7yDWAbqg?si=xHHaiFlWC9mCVoue
>>476423940> repetitive use of a cardboard straw as a pea shooter will render it useless due to its structural integrity being weakened I believe the ban on plastic straws was the end of pea shooters
>>476424070Josh IS twat
#KNEEEEEEEL FOKA!
>>476424464kek
>>476424406Based spacker music.
>>476424331are you retarded?I only have no limits with people who have no limits with me, I match energy
If I had to resist the state I wouldn't bother with paint or violence. I'd get a job at Porton Down and nick some crop killing disease then release it in Yorkshire and north east Scotland. Killing is easy enough, it's the tedious waving about of swords I find tiresome. Mind you, plague induced crop failure does risk starting a nuclear war.
Possible mum of police brutality victim
>>476424621>law suitelike with a couch too?
>>476424590You give off no mates energy
>>476424621Dad* moaning like a bitch, thought it was a woman
>>476424406haven't listened to them since I was 16ishthe Shorty album is really good, also
>>476424621>announcing law 'suite' publically and not just talking to some lawyersffs
>>476424080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kufqdyH4r2c
>>476424406>?si=
>>476424761Americanisms are rife.
>>476424341>gongSteve hillage system 7?
https://x.com/Sutton1Mr/status/1818751578225979842
parents are staying at my house this week. it's day one and i'm still in the i'm happy to see them phase
>>476424761If they got a noice Jewish nonce lawyer, this is the way.
>>476425048That's a weird way to take a knee. George wasn't even from this country. Or murdered. And they did it for him.
Rape gang info:>>476360908
>>476424709its brit/pol/ matebrit/pol/ is not irl
>>476425048Look at those piggies protecting foreign men. As always, the immigration protection force.
>>476425373You're here every thread all day talking to your made up friends, massive loser energy, cope all you like
Apparently your supposed to let a pork pie warm to room temp before eating it.
>>476424430What Tommy Rubenstein And The Heartbreakers need is water balloons strong enough to carry paint and some giant fuckers to launch them at police lines from far away, like the grenadiers of old. The key is to get hold of police riot gear beforehand and test to find the right kind/brand of paint to ensure the paint adheres to the surface of shields and visors and can't easily be rubbed off. They would also need to work out some kind of logistics system to ensure safe transport of the paint and delivery vectors, possibly having to fill them on site to ensure the loaded balloons don't split in transit. This prevents a problem where equipment can't quickly be evacuated if the police lines close on the loading area, so they would have to secure a nearby area, possibly indoors, and load in there then have runners to transport balloons to the grenadiers. They would also have to find some way to obfuscate the comings and goings to prevent surveillance or undercover units relaying the location to snatch squads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnrvK3zDlyg
>>476425445it's all the police do these days>prosecute whites >protect browns >rebuild mosque walls
Fucking.Pathetic.
>>476424748legendthey’re at the pinnacle of that whole 90s alternative, noise rock, avant garde whatever scene. just pure honest music
>Iran orders attack on Israel.
>>476425784shouldnt he be kicking off a druid revival movement then?
>>476425784That's actually incredibly based.
>>476425891deliveroo really expanding abroad
>>476425895Don't get your hopes up pagan
>>476425981overdone kebabs
>>476422466That hellspawn will eat her when it's big enough.
>>476425937>le heckin based black manPooman is here you should go suck his dick since you lot think his lot are BRO TIER
>>476425709Is this that fabled Russian propaganda I hear so much about? Clearly that image has been digitally altered.
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/bbc-tv-licensing-opens-investigation-29641419
>>476426087Transjeet really did a number on you.Give Xir a call and get it ironed out instead of seething at me k?
>>476426087Quiet, sodomite.
>>476425562thats just your headcanon mateI just don't like people irl enough to want to be around themand I have too many other things I want to do to be wasting time with people I don't like irlits different here because it takes not even a few seconds to make a post and I can pick this up and drop it whenever I want
>>476426207>>476426260You two kiss now
>>476425990I'll dance around the maypole and you can't stop me.
>>476426356>>>/r/trannyfantasies
>>476426384Thought your knees were fucked?
>>476426502blardy
>>476425590https://jamescauty.com/work/smiley-riot-shields/
>>476426502They are that's why you're the one that has to do the suckingGo on, sir is waiting
>>476424677It's like a normal trial but they're all smoking and drinking martinis.
The evil right wing nationalists "trying to kill coppers" won't use any ideas I've posted because their aim isn't to win, it's to cause disruption to benefit Israel. Pay attention to who blocks the prosecution for these posts glowniggers - Ken doesn't want my accusations entered in to the record at court.
>>476426315Fuck up fat faggot
>>476426653*sarr
>>476426566>patpatYou can always kneel and pray with me.
>>476424999Based acid casualty.
>>476426661based. we should have court TV.
>>476426625They need to be the same make and model of shields as the police use because different plastics can have very very different properties even if they look the same.
>>476426744dw jesus is on the list and always has been I've just got to get through the the monkey gods, the elephant gods, and a few others first
>>476426717sounds like I've done you and you're seething
>>476426792Iirc I got some artwork with a system 7 album
>>476426384Heh, we used to do that at our school
>>476426826All shields are appropriated UK police riot shields, meaning they have been used by the police in actual riots or riot training
>>476427013real pagan hours
>>476426903I'm not going to ask what that kid is holding, given the nature of Hinduism it could be anything.
>>476426943Sounds like you just NPDing like a bloated loser. As if you've ever had a friend you sad little kike
im fuckkking wankered now
>>476427125Microsoft 5 year employee garland
>>476427204Am goin bed for the same reasons
>>476427204big drink of water and go to bed
>>476426950Crazy how he's consistently been putting out good stuff for decades the mad old stoner.
>>476427313 good new music like death grips but a bit fruitier https://youtu.be/JfXuWrupSrk?feature=shared
>>476427184He hasn’t. Even 2 decades ago he was the lolcow to everyone else.
>>476425709i hate it here, i truly fucking hate this place and our people, i did not realise until recently how absolutely and utterly pathetic we are as a country, when, WHEN, will we grow back our fucking spine? Im starting to hate.
Their parents weren't raising the kids right anyway. Another generation of the amercianised contingent of chavs being raised on taylor swift
>>476427238>garlandNever completed it desu
>>476427184yep I've done you and you're seething, again
>>476427497based lad, big fan of the ol' death grips will give it a listen now
>>476427607fucking nigger. >black n browns are under attack>not a single one attacked >3 dead white kids fuck this bitch ill stab her myself.
Ok vrens, I am of drink. https://web.archive.org/web/20210228123052/http://enochian.info/category/enochian-keys/If I go to the Eastern thread, Kraut thread I face either death or life.If I go here, this is what YOU face. However as you know I want life always. So I recon I am more safe here.
>>476427607“Rule Britannia” is bad now kek. Also that bloke was telling everyone to calm down
>>476424999saw gong with ozrics recently the former were a bit shit they’ve got this weird thing going on with a youngish frontman and sexy belly dancing flautist girl who only joined them for one song ozrics killed it though and the flautist girl played through their whole set
rightam off ladsgoin away for a couple of days toono smartphoneshartphone onlytry to not miss me, and most importantly, behave x
https://web.archive.org/web/20210228123052/http://enochian.info/category/enochian-keys/I mean, vrens, in this page, which is approximately best translation in the internets, find North-South-East-West(Some have more hits as others, mind this however)
>>476427607>Narinder KaurIsn't she the cunt who thinks we're racist for liking our own people, but herself likes her people in the same manner?Isn't she the cunt who was happy and desired the british expulsion from India because they are foreign, yet claims that very same desire of ours towards the browns to be racist?Isn't see the tool who got interviewed on Lotus Eaters and wouldn't shut the fuck up and let other people explain anything? What's this paki's IQ? 12?
>>476427689>I am of drinkHonorary anglo-saxon? You can stay
>>476427752Making a distinction between briton and british is deeply problematic.
>>476427920Honourary*
>>476427689 (Me)However the Wilhelmus, the Dutch National Anthem says that we honor the KIng of Spain.But also Belgium is an issue.Soo all in all
>>476420698It's biblical law but not many are aware of it, brainwashing is a powerful tool.
>>476427497corr that is a bit fruity, definitely hear the death grips influence, not bad
>>476420698Glowniggers aren't sending their best folks. It could be a reasonable and mature decision to only entrap the thickest and most violent thugs, but let's face it, it's not.
>We honour king of SpainAt least we all so toxic together (right?)As ye knowhttps://web.archive.org/web/20210228123052/http://enochian.info/category/enochian-keys/But ye cannot understand this at once, unless I explain it better
American how it's made is horrible.
>>476427497DG made a career out of this album(bit o' trivia: released on September 11th, 2001)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtxDWaTHeKc
>>476428515Ye fren thank you but firs though I'd rather be here
I've never had a chance to talk to Hope-Not-Hate'rs.What's wrong with hate? What's wrong with anger?
>>476428515Vote Blue
>>476421403>Why does even Bong Pepe have bad teeth?That's not Pepe, it's Apu.
>>476420832My guess was someone's insane ex-husband so I'm kind of confused for a motive if it wasn't that or muslamic, guess you shouldn't ever bet against schizo though
>>476428688Cope Not Bait.
you guys see the video of that 'rioter' getting hit in the head with a brick then he turns around and gets hit in the dick with a brick?
https://nitter.poast.org/damekatydenise_/status/1816434067417542846#m>You have 2 nights with me & I’ve got a self lubricating arsehole.>What we doing?
Well, tell me anythingI will do itBut that guy from Rwanda. he did an execution
>>476428908Taking him to the hospital for chronic diarrhoea
>>476428583sounds nothing at all like death grips but okthis song is a true modern classic and the lyrics predicted reality https://youtu.be/WnsI67bHpmk
>>476428515https://youtu.be/3DXMunFDzqY
I mean at least in England, could I be so brutaal to even say gebe truuk Australia and New Zealand
>>476429145>fruit based technology
Oh thank god I thought random boatniggers might have to go without caviar for 20 mins.
>>476429094they both sound like shit
>>476429437nooo they told me they wouldn't. they didn't lie . did they ?
Holland is an English droppie
>>476429519send me jew cookies.
>>476429512I think they might have. Don't want to panic anyone.
>>476429579something must be done about this!
>high school friend I haven't seen in 14 years messaged my sister on facebook trying to get back in touch with me>she gave him my number and we start talking again>he doesn't live far (oldham, I'm in stockport) and so invites me to hang out>he has a family now and a bunch of new friends>picks me up in his company beamer (I don't drive) and we have a great time talking and reconnecting on the way>arrive, his fiance's having a get together, must've been about 20 people there>friend walks me round his big flash house introducing me to all his family and new friends>didn't know the proper thing to do when he introduced me to his fiance so I just shook her hand>think I'm standing out somewhat, people are starting to look at me confused>get left alone in the kitchen for a minute, notice a krispy kreme box on the side>it's full>no one watching, cover it with my jacket and take it into the bathroom>eat entire box of donuts>scrunch up empty box and fold it into my jacket under my arm, didn't look natural at all, had to keep the entire right side of my body really tense to stop the box expanding and falling out>figure the best thing to do is cram it in one of the bins outside>only way to get to the alley with their bins is through the kitchen and round the back>go to kitchen, a few people now seem to be looking around for something confused>instantly do a 360>pull out my phone and pretend to be talking to someone as I head towards the front door>make a big motion of struggling to hear them over the noise in the house as I step outside>speed walk down road>cram box into hedge>turn phone off and take three buses homeLove reconnecting with old friends
got openreach comin round tomorrow. (today shit). probably should hide my nazi stuff shouldn't i
>>476429437>before winning: Hey. Hey! Vote for us! Lower taxes! Less immigrants!>after winning: Oh btw higher taxes and more immigrants. Politicians should be held accountable to their manifestos. Mass shooters are.
>>476429579Crypto rapage confirmed?
>>476429847CGT. Inheritance. Pensions. Niggahood. Robs from the whites and gives to the boatwogs
>>476429845Housing status: still not built
>>476429847everything i bet.
>>476429567Der Jüden
>>476430014jodekoke. nao.
>>476430067O yea vren. But do I even have the Southern Europa to prove it
>>476430161i send u frolikje vindmolen
>>476430010We wouldn't have a housing issue if we were sensible about immigration.
https://web.archive.org/web/20210228123052/http://enochian.info/category/enochian-keys/Please, take South as far as it must go to deal w/ me
>>476429962In all fairness there's no money left because the tories gave it all to their mates. Thatcher really did a number on what being a conservative means. In the past liberal/conservative only really applied to social values because everyone broadly agreed on how the economy should work, and in fact, that the economy should work. Thatcher brand conservatism is selling the crown jewels for a weekend holiday to Benidorm.
>>476429505you’re gay
>>476430435>In all fairness there's no money left because the tories gave it all to their mates.this AND wogs. but pajeet PM spent almost every debate going >taxestaxes>taxestaxesand if you vote for starmer .. taxes. meanwhile labour spent their time completely denying it. Less than a month in power>we gon raise de taxim shocked.
>>476420260Bin strikes were kino.
Chased around, caught and set 3 grasshoppers outside.Little scamps bouncing around my cupped hands like there was a fucking trampoline in there. Fuckin love this time of year for all the cool bugs nglEnergetic little fellas
>>476419869Recycle>>476419869When>>476419869Ready>>476419869Gentlemen
Since ye were gone they let me deal w/ Poland now. And I always had.South South South South
>>476430770https://youtu.be/ZfNjWZHZ2cw?feature=shared
>>476430786Fuck that jeet thread.
>>476419799You fellas aren't letting your passions get manipulated by chinese, Russian, poo, or SEA comment farms, are you?
>>476430594The wogs are a drop in the bucket. The deficit in the covid years was £200bn a year. The total asylum seeker hotel bill is probably around £3bn a year. That's a lot of money, yes, but a drop in the bucket compared to what was stolen by the tories during and post Johnson.
>>476430805TOTEN SIE DIE JUDEN
>>476429726did you write this or is this a copypasta, it's pretty funny
>>476430435>the tories gave it all to their matesBoomers, benniemongs and rNHS are the big ticket items.
>>476430974Nah just Jews.
>>476430887Kek
>>476430770Evicted a spider from my bathroom earlier, got him in a glass and put him in the garden.Feel quite pleased with myself as I'm scared shitless of spiders but am getting better with them.
>>476430786No. That thread smells of poo
>>476431189do you have wolf spiders? basically a very common micro tarantula that can get the size of a half dollar
>>476431189You probably condemned him to death. There are quite a few spiders that evolved alongside us.
>>476431047Out of that even the Benniemongs are the small one.Pensions are an absolute fucking joke Triple lock. Suck my triple cock
>>476431307>that can get the size of a half dollarWhy on earth did you think this was a useful gauge for size in Brit/pol/?
>>476431047Sort of but not really. All that money stays in the economy so while it's certainly a government expense it's not a loss of wealth. When private individuals take taxpayer money and put it in their own bank accounts it stops circulating in the economy and makes you poorer. Remember, josh spends every single penny he has on fridge raiders and wank cream, the DWP gets all that money back quite quickly. If josh instead put his wealth in to a foreign owned bank account or stock market or spent it abroad he would be a (bigger) burden on the state.
>>476431307We call them hertfordshire greats in my area.
>>476431433he literally thinks we're the 51st state. and we're all familiar with everything mutts do cuz>muh TV
>>476431433okay, half a freddo
>>476431618That's a garden spider.
>>476431433https://youtu.be/pEskP0ulPlA
>>476431799they have a different strategy to those weaving spiders, they are ambush predators, only spinning themselves burrows
