Moving to the British countryside. Why shouldn't I do it and claim a cute Bong girl and live out my LOTR: extended version fantasy there?
>>483532546You can if you want. Just have white children
>>483532546>live out my LOTR: extended version fantasyGo ahead, you're won't find a cute Bong girl but you'll find plenty of orcs
>>483532718Kek
>>483532546Youre from Austria go live in the Alps instead much cooler
>>483532546fuck off we're full
>>483532677>>483532755>>483532776>>483532805Good day bongfrens, I love you all
>>483532971you osterreichers are alrightcastle coombe is a dead village crawling with tourists and film crews btwthere are better (read cheaper and more normal) places to live than the cotswoldshave a watch of the 'turd towns' channel to get a clue
>>483532805We need more (white) people in the countryside. It's all oldfags here and work from home Londoners moving in. Cities are lost for now... Need to start building parallel communities in the countryside.
>>483532546Nice idea. Reality is high rents, rain, cold, niggers and hijabs all over, entitled morons driving range rovers. Insufferable politics, fat women, niggers again, jail for disliking immigration insanity, dog shit, mosques, selfishness, ignorance, overpriced everything, scammers, fraudsters, traffic jams, niggers again, £8 a pint. Not a hobbit or wizard in sight. But yes, for about a week every summer you find yourself saying “yeah, life is OK”.
>>483533430What would it actually be like to live in village like this? In terms of supermarkets, GPs and other health facilities, internet speed, cost of housing? Are these villages mainly populated by aging boomers and only visited by busloads of tourists who take photos, buy some trinkets and leave?
>>483532546If you have £ 800,000 to spend on a house you could get a tiny place in an idyllic spot, if not, you're getting nothing
>>483534095Why the fuck are airbnbs outrageously expensive in Scotland year round? How are Norway and Iceland cheaper? I wanted to go for a month for le remote work and experience the Norf but we’re talking 3000 a month for a little shack in a not nice part of town
>>483532546>live out my LOTR: extended version fantasy there?Weren't those movies filmed in New Zealand?
>>483534192Well the Labour Party is instituting a new policy to ‘redistribute’ all the doctors and lawyers that have entered our country In other words, punish all the non-Leftist voting regions by filling them full of the usual suspects.So you can expect all of these quaint villages to turn into slums
>>483534192Cost of housing is the main issue there. Assuming picrel is cotswolds there won't be a single property in your picture under 500 grand
>>483532546>No cobblestone pedestrianized street>Asphalt shitstain >20 cm sidewalksRuined
>>483534585Close enough
>>483532546full of pakis
why would anyone move from AUSTRIA of all places to the BRITISH c*ntryside
Its shit. No jobs, the work you can get pays £24k. Villages are a mix of rotting old 'cottages' and grim ex-council houses. The older houses get bought up for huge money by escaping Londoners. No independent shops like a decent butcher as noone has any cash to support them so you have to drive miles to the nearest big box supermarket. No facilites like doctor, dentist - you might get lucky and sign up to one in the nearest 'town' but then wait 2 months for an appointment. Your kids will get a shit education at the local school. Theres fuck all to do so they will spend their weekends smoking weed and drinking cider in the park. And it pisses down like 8 months of the year.
>>483534192I stayed in one for several days.There was nothing to do.There was one shop. A post office which sold a few items.One pub.
>>483535087maybe he's from Wien or or another balcanfilled shithole?
>>483532546>extremely expensive >terrible weather >rest of the country is a dystopian hellscape>job opportunities are scarce And so on and so on
>>483535221He's probably a Balkman himself.For me, it's Germany (in the borders of 1914)
>>483535089>you might get lucky and sign up to one in the nearest 'town'I don't understand this thing in the UK of having to "sign up to a doctor". Here I can pretty much go to any GP that I want to, of course I try to go to the same one for continuity, but if he's away I can go to someone else without any trouble. Can you not do the same there?
>>483534192these villages used to be owned by a lord and would have housed mostly the workers for his estatenow they are owned by disparate groups of rich boomers in retirement who airbnb the house when they arent thereif youre lucky theres a village shop and a pubmost do not have eitherphotos of them never show how every house comes with at least one carlife there is basically impossible without one as there is fuck all in the way of public transportthis village in particular is a tourist trap as it was on some period tv show with surprisingly non-period niggers in it
>moving to Britain for thatMove to Aosta ValleyThe weather and women are better
You can live out your Rings of Power fantasy!
>>483536561It's basically austria anyway
>>483536610kek
>>483535087>>483535221>>483535404I'm a quarter Brit from my grandmotherPS: Silence mehmet
>>483532546>>483534095>>483534192>>483534585>>483534664>>483535087>>483535089>>483535404>that one day that it doesnt rain and its not shitty cold and cloudy
>>483536670whats wrong about saying that the only reason to leave austria for bongistan is to escape a balcanized großstadt?
>>483532546God that’s beautiful but I’d like to go where I’m welcomed and we wouldn’t be welcomed there
You’ll never find a girlfriend in the countryside. I’ve lived in a small town for ten years and it’s impossible to date.
>>483536798amerigolems are not welcomed anywhere on the planet
>>483536756Because it's not the reason and all your underlying assumptions reek of seethe and jealousy, shrimple as that really>>483536835Maybe you're just too ugly
>>483536915>Because it's not the reason and all your underlying assumptions reek of seethe and jealousy, shrimple as that reallythen you are just retarded, sorry
>>483533430I went to Dorset this year, same place as always since a wee lad. The town nearby was dying, even the pub and the post office were closed. Very sad, good thing it was still white. Hope you lads cherish the heaven on earth that is rural Britain, honestly I'd love to come live there and start an apple orchard/cider brewery if I could. British cider just hits different.
>>483537026Sorry you are turkish, bud, but it's not mine or Britain's fault
>>483536181Nope, you have to register with a practice where 8 doctors cover 25000 people.Then play the 8:30 phone lottery and hope the receptionist will deem you worthy of a 6 minute phone consultation.Truly world beating healthcare
>>483534192I used to. They are swamped with fucking tourists. You cannot live a normal life there.
>>483536756>Balkan > shitmanyWho tf would escape the balkans
>>483537160albanians
>>483537105sigh, you are not even native bavarian/austrian like I am and you make such bold assumptions.You are willing to leave the most developed and arguably the most beautiful region of the world for a foreign village you just romanticize about because your life is miserable.You are very sad man.
>>483537160basically everyone if I look at the numbers of the retards that are here and in austria
>>483534770500k for a fucking stone house? that's a good price. here that gets you some pulp based house with a HOA
>>483536915no >>483536835 is rightthere is usually a huge gap for women in the age bracket of 18 to 35 in these places because the young people leave asapif they dont then they will be already partnered up and in the process of starting a familythe ones who come back in late 20s early 30s will be starting a family with someone they bring with themits a fucking dead zone>t. lives in the country
>>483537262well yeah the retards
>>483536915Jesus fuck, do not move to this God-forsaken shithole, anon. Trust me, this place is a floating, open-air prison full of uppity faggots, deranged tossers, dirty subhumans, and a genuinely evil ruling class. I'd recommend that you consider moving to Gaza before you consider moving here.
>>483537440Makes more sense to learn to build and build your own for a quarter of that.
>>483536181It's the price of "free" healthcare.
>>483532971NOT THE BEER
>>483533430Good luck, bongs.
>>483536181>indulging in crime
>>483537080>Hope you lads cherish the heaven on earth that is rural Britainits the last bastion of a decent life heregive labour a year and im sure they will do their best to wreck it
>>483535087You want bombing 50 years into the past?
>>483534585LOTR was based around his experiences of Birmingham, a post industrial revolution city.It was a book that basically described his childhood slice of natural heaven (Sarehole mill park) in between buildings and heavy industry, leading to his later years in Oxford, a place far more rural.His talks of Mordors industry was basically him hating Birmingham kek.
>>483538041and today it's even filled with orcs
This country sucks for LOTR larping because there are barely any forests. It's 99% boring fucking farmland and super easy hills to climb.
>>483532546Run far the fuck away from these cursed islands up north, its shit weather, shit food, huge housing crisis, ugly women, too many dumbfuck americans and other tourists+ filthy immigrants the type that dont have elementary school finished, alcoholism is prevalent its a shite state of affairs, this coming from a croatian who moved here for money, DO NOT MOVE HERE it will ruin you mentally. The irish people are very nice tho.
>>483535151>one pub>nothing to doPick one
I make $1800 a month and live on 130 acres outside a rural town in a flyover state. Pic is outside my front door. It is not fancy and for many europeans the wildlife and insects/snakes in the summer would be a deal breaker. But it is ok for me. Feels pretty free. Can shoot guns and have a bonfire whenever i want. I miss living in norway, but this is home forever now i guess
>>483538276>99% farmlandBuy a 4 wheeler and have fun.Enjoy a life with no niggers eyeballing you
>>483538529I'm pretty sure this is illegal without a loicense, kek
>>483536707>stale stereotype that isn't even particularly true
>>483538099It really is. If the UK ever gets nuked, I want that place nuked second to London. It's for the best.
>>483538473This looks and sounds like the dream life, youre a lucky man anon
>>483538755ikr, everyone is fucking rushing to visit UK beaches for vacations
>>483538755It absolutely fucking is true, i have to take vitamin d supplements otherwise i get depressed
>>483539046Depression is due to low T. That and browns everywhere
>>483536181nigger dei hires like your picrel are why i'm taking it upon myself to take care of my health so that i never get sick. if i do get sick i'll probably just die if i can't afford private fees.
>>483538900It is. If only i had a good wife to share it with
>>483532971
>>483537213Truth is you know nothing about either because you live in a ghetto in Marzahn and you can't stop me you ugly brownoid
>>483532971Come to the falkland islands anon. We need all the men we can get
>>483538473I earn 1600 Euros and live in a 25m2 cell. Fuck my life.
>>483539046Most people should take D supplements at this latitude. It's not a specific mark against the British Isles.
>>483539387Our country is truly overtaken by niggers (orcs). Unless you are in the top 1% wealthiest it's all niggers and even now they're saying the top 1% iz rayciss and we need more black millionaires
>>483539457stop being a nigger for at least a second
>>483539408Go to Quora and start posting your beliefs. You'll find a compatible wife. In fact they will approach you. I am not joking.
>>483532546>Why shouldn't I do it and claim a cute Bong girl and live out my LOTR: extended version fantasy there?Because young single people (girls) don't live in the countryside. That's part of the appeal for me: no hoes to slut up the place.If you as an outsider with no ties, no prior relationships, move to the British countryside, you'll just be forever alone.
>>483532546i grew up in an english village, i only left england a year ago my village turned into a huge town, and i saw this everywhere in recent years, all the development changed the landscape, villages rarely have this old look now because of soulless newbuildswith this they've pushed the annoying cityniggers from london into the villages now turned towns, and that's added more gentrificationthere's no more village culture, crime increased as minorities entered, cityniggers and their filth meant more littering in the countryside, i'd go on daily walks and the fields would be covered in bottles and goyslop wrapping despite there being nothing for miles, not to forget the noise and light pollution with endless cars, music, and LED streetlightsit was no longer safe to go for walks at night, i personally witnessed a half naked psycho running around with a machete during covid's lockdowns english villages are actively being destroyed
>>483539664Why are you so desperate for my attention? Scurry already you fucking kebab cunt
>>483535151The zoomer mind cannot comprehend nature.
>>483539450Great scott. Was not expecting him to fingerblast the little guys asshole. What a terrible pub
>>483539795you answer my posts all the time you retarded mongrel, I did not begin this
>>483534192>What would it actually be like to live in village like this?Claustrophobic. Unless you're a perma-online NEET.>In terms of supermarketsOne hour drive away. Otherwise enjoy your local pub/gas station selection>GPs and other health facilitiesLMAO you better not have anything urgent because that shit is an hour or more away in the city>internet speedGarbage>cost of housingVery high because no new housing is being built. Existing housing stock is ancient and pretty beat up/shitty unless you are willing to spend an ass-load of money on renovations (and deal with all the bureaucratic Bong-nig bullshit too)
>>483539898You are a fucking rodent mate - terminally online and terminally mentally ill
>>483535350>terrible weatherI like our weather, it matches my mood most of the time.
>>483539665But Quora is just for answering questions? Or do you mean finding questions where you can show your beliefs?How does this even work?
>>483540169I was going to ask the same. I am to old to know what quora is all about. It feels very outdated
>>483532546Lemme guess - serb living in Austria and thinking its still not good for you?
>>483539990at least I'm not a fucking foreigner like you, heimatloser geselle
>>483532546Because moving to England is like being a hobbit expecting elves to tolerate you. When the elves are being raped by orcs already. You have to prove that you hate shitskins to be welcomed.
>>483540169Yeah, literally answer the questions in your own way with your own beliefs. Do it honestly. And filter those who try to make contact with you. Ignore the women who are clearly air heads demanding your vital statistics. But if you're someone with smarts and a bit of depth, others will find you there. Speaking from experience.I will be marrying the woman who found me there two years ago. A good one. I never went there to find a woman. I just went there to share my knowledge and red pills here an there. Did not compromise myself there and was patient and careful. Never expected to find the one there. If I can, I am sure others can too.
>>483540470You know I'm a quarter Brit, right? I'd choose your next words very carefully if I were you. Britain has BAE System. Gaymany has a turkish green rainbow coalition government.
>>483540593I repeat, (((You))) are a foreigner
>>483534095Wizards don’t go to city’s because they’re shitholes full of goblinoids.
>>483540588Interesting anon.
>>483535151If you have nothing to do, that’s you, you useless parasite. There is so much to do in a village, there’s always something useful or productive to help with even if you don’t have your own purpose.
>>483539280Stay out of the sun for 4 months and let me know how you feel.
post cute bong gurls then!
>>483536415Wrong kind of village, fucko. Travel the country more and look at the dates carved on the facings. You’re looking several centuries out of sync.
>>483540593kek but its not nice trolling retarded people like that
>>483541022I'm from bongland myself and due to the amount of tourists in my village back there I never went out except at early morning and night for years. lack of sunlight never bothered me. Doing things to raise T helped massively.
>>483541210are you teaching english?
>>483535089A Londoner bought my £1m country estate when my parents fucked everything up and divorced. They destroyed the entire orchard of 100+ year old fruit trees. The hey evicted the pippistrels. If there’s one thing I hate as much as Surtr it’s Urbs that have heads full of shit and smear it all over the country.
>>483532546if you like but you'll need a lot of money for one of those cottages
>>483540676shut the fuck up klaus you don't speak for us. I hereby make austriabro an honourary bong
>>483532546These villages are usually about 30 minutes outside a city like Bath. They have company directors, doctors, lawyers who make up the local populace. They will all be getting Ocado delivery services, private healthcare>>483538276Scottish highlands
>>483541248That's how I got here. But I also own a business so I don't have to. Won't be in Japan for long. Moving to burgerland soon, and heading to a flyover state.
>>483541037
>>483539899>that shit is an hour or more away in the citynothing in england is that far away unless you live in deepest rural northumbria or out on a rock in cornwall or somethingmost places are within a 30 min drive of a town with modern amenities
>>483532546>British countryside.Good luck. Growing up my town in the middle of the Dales had a population of 250ish. Now its like 50 residents, the rest are AirB&B. Capitalism has killed the countryside
>>483532546>cute Bong girlGood luck anon, this is what they look like once they hit 25.
>>483540588>gets banned on quora for saying nigger
>>483541517are you one of those annoying youtubers?
Poor-brits historically lacked proper calcium and vitamin D so much in their menu thus bad teeth.
>>483537115Thanks Torys!
why dont you just live in the alps
>>483541100youre historically ignoranti live in a house which is still owned by the big family of the areamy whole street is, in factit was built in the 19th centurymy area of the country is divided up between several large family estates going back to pre-restoration times
>>483532546The goblin lobby's influence over courtly matters and scroll publishing have been abused to promote orc migration for reasons of labor cost reduction, supposedly. (Questioning this is anti-goblinism because some warlock tried to kill all the goblins or something 80 harvests ago)
>>483541517Goodluck anon. These states are a good place to be left alone. Just take the weather warnings and wildlife serious and dont be near a city over 30,000 population. People are very friendly and will give you the shirt off their back, especially to you being european
>>483533430correct. people should flee big cities first and foremost. its the worst place to live in full globhomo
>>483539882That isn't a pub. It's a rugby clubhouse. That behaviour is... Tame.
>>483542338Thank you. Godspeed to you and yours. I don't have the kind of mentality that fits well in Europe, perhaps I will find a better place in things in the USA, come what may. But if anywhere has a chance of preserving some modicum of freedom in its society, it would be the USA. Not Europe, and definitely not the UK where you can't own a butterknife.
>>483534095>rainThis part cannot be overstated enough.Also a high risk of crazy neighbours who need to know/control what you doing, as their hobby.But otherwise, enjoy!
>>483543337So basically it is just like Estonia but with more jeets. We even have same kind of ironic humo(u)r as bongs.
>>483532546Stop thinking those meme countries, move to Australia and get over it.We have free Mandarin Chinese lessons too, so you will be able to roaming around East Asia as well.
>>483534095Appreciate that this post used its quota of nigger words efficiently
>>483534192I am literally from Pakistan, and although I live next to a shop, everything else is quite difficult. People in love with the idea of the countryside, but all they've ever known is the convenience of cities. Tourists are ugly, stupid, fat, noisy cunts from the cities and leave litter everywhere. They basically bring the bong cities with them.I know it's not all poles, but some ratty looking poles moved in near to me, and had the nerve to ask me where I lived, as though I didn't belong there. Always partying loudly in the otherwise quiet night, leaving their beer bottles in the middle of the road - there wasn't any broken glass here before they came. The old white people are terrified of them.
>>483532546>cute Bong girlAt least go for an Oyrish girl or something.
>>483532546BiburyAvg home costs 10 millionHollywood celebrities and billionaires have already bought out all of them
>>483532546I'm the British now.
>>483532677But he's paki
>>483532718Do you mean with orcs eastern europeans
>>483534474That's easy: scottish (and irish) diaspora to America is like five times the current population of scotland (and ireland), so there's a shitton of Americans that are a third celt who want to go "experience the homeland".BTW you don't need an entire month to experience the north. Do just a week and it's plenty. I recommend the summer because it's still chilly even in August and you don't want to deal with snow on vacation. Be warned that August is also Edinburgh's festival month so prices will spike, but it's also a fun atmosphere.
>>483532546Don't move here. Picrel is from the garden of my holiday home in Snowdonia national park.
>>483533430Villages are the last bastions it’s like stepping into another world when you go to the cities. I get everything delivered so I don’t have to leave my comfy village of ~2k people. We literally have one token non white and she’s cool
>>483545219Get a decent southern woman.
>>483539450>>483532971https://youtu.be/M8Ur5dm3gZ4?feature=shared
>>483534192It’s wonderful ngl we have a go, pharmacy, primary school, church, butchers, a barber and women’s hairdresser, sports hall, a small library, a corner shop and a ton of self employed small businesses and tradesmen. I have 1gbit internet too no joke
>>483534192I grew up in a village like this. It sucked as a teenager. There is nothing to do except stay on your computer and is probably why I didn’t develop social skills and still post on 4chan
>>483534252Not completely true. Mine was ~200k and it’s a nice village near the coast
>>483532805If he's white and will breed a white woman he can come.
>>483535089None of that applies to my village at all we have a good school, GP, butchers etc You’re right about the weather though the recent downpour caused some water to enter my house
>>483532546Watch This Country for an accurate depiction of British rural living
>>483534474Scotland is a poorly run place. It's not like a third world country where everything is shit but cheap though. There's not much more to say about it.>>483534192>In terms of supermarkets, GPs and other health facilities, internet speed, cost of housing?Terrible. For a working person who didn't buy one of these houses a long time ago, you are completely and utterly fucked financially and in terms of standard of living. You won't even have the luxury of a large garden in an actual village. For that you need to be at the side of a road right next to farms.>>483534095A C C U R A T E
>>483532546the bongistani countryside is rarely more than an hour from downtown wog centralthe cute bong girls are pregnant by 15 and on benefitsand its nothing like LotR knives are illegal here nevermind swords and gleefully slaughtering orcs with your gay bestie
>>483532755You can't buy land in scenic areas of the England. Places you can cost millions. You will live in a flat or council estate type building tho and pay a lot for it and have Pakistani neighbours.
I used to sit on pol and dream of the idyllic countryside while feeling horrible about the state of the world Then I got into Neitzche and accepted life and have enjoyed it more immensely
>>483532546The entire country is filled with shit skins.
>>483546245Eastern European women are the most beautiful by a really really large margin, there is a reason why many westoids come here just to get a good looking wiffe with their kike'd money.UK women are a monstrosity and everybody knows that. Keep coping. Gerrman women are trash as well, blue haired lib brainwashed pigs with tattoos and piercings. Westerners pray on dating sites to marry a qtp an Eastern European girl or an Asian, first ones, because of they try to find a girl that is poor,asians,because of their weird anime fetishes.We all know that ,don't worry.Anglo-Saxon women are the ugliest and most degenerate creatures on the world and their men running away from them is a prove of it.Meanwhile Eastern European/Ballkan men get prime whitte pussy without giving a fuuk,money or any effort. Stay mad retards.
>>483532546You want a deal?
Come home white man
>>483537115The envy of the world.
>>483535087Germans leaving their homeland for anglo milkers is a staple of American history. I approve.
>>483553993akayowtheeye
>>483553993why hast thou forsaken the richness of thine language
>>483555421>>483555635ye olde tymes were lit. For me it's bangs.
>>483532546I found the women 5x better looking in austria, not to mention thinner.
>>483551729Nobody goes to Eastern Europe as a first choice you delusional coper. Fuck me.
>>483556539If you are in western europe, an opportunity for a lower cost of living and a country full of honorary whites sounds pretty good
Is it possible as a jerry to get a bong/irish gf?
>>483534474Because Scotland is a colony of England and they're all desperate to deport the locals and set up a desert estate along with the Scottish governments economic activities involving selling everything to the Jews
>>483557746yes
>>483534192My grandma came from the Cotswolds, she hated it, said "everyone was a nosy bastard that couldn't mind their own business". Funnily enough, she didnt stay there after she got married, moved up to the highlands of Scotland.
>>483557994Bong bros these are eastern euro whores from poland and not bong queens right?
>>483532546Why? You're aware the niggers, muslims, pajeets and other filth are going to be climbing right up your ass, in a year or two? Might as well stay where you are and watch the collapse.
>>483557994>stupid americans are fat and obe- ACK
>>483541319>They destroyed the entire orchard of 100+ year old fruit trees.Fuck me, how did they get that past the planning service or building control? Did they? If not you could fuck them by reporting it. Cunts.
>>483558265You might find a diamond in the rough
>>483557994the one in purple is mine
Doesnt the UK already have enough immigration (specifically browns) as is? Birmingham is a prime example. https://youtu.be/nTHSxVafIoo
>>483558377I know this vid is ironic but why would they to this to themselves We have these lowlife whites here also
>>483540152Do you have bipolar disorder old boy?
>>483558522i'm not sure but i can fix her
>>483558522Low iq
Stay the fuck out of the South West
>>483541515Kys
>>483538296This. Britain is just too damn crowded. Even the countryside
>>483534192I live in a kind of similar village, but in Germany>In terms of supermarkets, usually nearby, these old settlements are typical within or near newer townsI have to walk ~5min to Aldi and ~10min for Lidl / DM>GPs and other health facilities, again depends if you are embedded within a larger towntypical good thoughand long wait times are only a meme for old people who don't know how to use the internet and properly search for free spots>internet speed, cable is fast (for home use) and everywherebut most likely there's fiber>cost of housing? location, location, locationunless near a big city it'll be quite affordable to buy, rent not so muchyou pay much more for utilities / maintenance thoughheating is ~250€/month for meand just remaking my windows last year was 40k€>Are these villages mainly populated by aging boomers yeslike anywhere that's not a metropolis, university city or newly build suburb>and only visited by busloads of tourists who take photosunless super famous, tourist aren't really bothersomeon the contrary, tourists mean a lot of culture, restaurants / cafes / bars and events that otherwise wouldn't be profitable / possible in towns of this size
>>483532546You do know those houses cost like 900k right?
>>483532546>cute Bong girlonly cute ones are visiting the family homeneeding a break from their london cosmopolitan lifestyle
