HURRICANE MILTON CAT 4 AT LANDFALL! WTF
>>484255144Save us Pierre!
>>484255144>only a cat 4So this is a nothingburger then.
It's coming directly at me. But nothing ever happens
>>484255191There's no hurricane at all until we get an anon to confirm later tomorrow.
>>484255144CHECKED MILTON 4 WET PUSSY 4
>>484255144You made the earth bleed and thought nothing would happen. You're all going to die, lol.
>>484255191This. This is just a little wind and rain. Stop all this fuss.t. Florida Man
>>484255430As long as my power stays on. I give no fucks. I actually enjoy it when me and my white daughter look at all the damage afterwards. Shit's fun. Nature just doing a little cleaning
>>484255144a 4 is almost always a nothing burgeri've napped through a cat 2 (one of my top 5 naps of all time), didn't even lose powera 3 or 4 is really only a problem if you're within a few blocks of the shorewake me up when it's a cat 5 at landfall, and not a weak cat 5, like a few mph over, a real cat 5
nice odds on polymarket
I can't fucking wait to go outside in it. Is it tomorrow yet?
>>484255144>downgraded from hurricane to cycloneTTD bros, it's so over. Nothing ever happens.
>I follow the Misi zip down to St. Floyd Park>Listening to the wind of change>An October autumn night, trannies passing by>Listening to the wind of change
>>484255144If Jim Cantore is broadcasting live from your city/town GTFO as quick as you can anons. He is the harbinger of doom.
>>484255428o noooooo a cat 3 hurricane
>>484255144https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-Gk5_qBRR0
>category 1 on landfall
IM NOT FUCKING LEAVINGYOU SHILLS CAN KEEP POSTING IM NOT LEAVINGHURRICANE MILTON IS THE COVID VAX OF WEATHER FAKE NEWS
Give Miltie your energy lados, praying for total amerifilth destruction.
>>484255144I knew it would come in as a CAT 4
>>484255144>We're gonna get a bit of rain while amerimutts are drowningwhat a shame
>>484255144jews have been trying to turn weather news into crisis news all year, it's pissing me off
>>484257720will be at least a 3 but im thinking 4 and an outside chance of it being a 5
fake, the weather looks fine here
>>484255144Proven fake.
>>484255144Did netanyahus son in Miami manage to escape at least?
>>484255514>As long as my power stays onlmao good luck
>>484255144What did we do to Israel to deserve this?
>>484255664These niggers will bet on anything
>>484255144RIP to all floridanons
>>484255144That means it'll be a Cat 5+ when it lands.Tampa will be underwater.I feel bad for all the Cubans, because they're based. But I don't feel bad for all the AIDs bug catchers who won't get their meds.
>>484255144I was promised a Cat 6 damnit!
>>484255191Only newfags and florida tourists who have moved here in the last five years are panicking. I fucking hate how retarded everyone has become. Like what the fuck happened?
>>484260267Because Tampa Bay isn't just a small beach town like the ones that are usually destroyed and ignored.
this piece of shit is fading away already
>>484260264Too many shadow-military higher-ups are from Florida (primarily Fort Lauderdale and Cape Canaveral) so the only way to get Guam-strength storms hitting and maintaining strength would be to oust those Florida G-men
>>484255191Have fun :)
>>484255664Right now it's topping 70 mphThey said at 11pm on tv 160mphhttps://earth.nullschool.net/Someone's lying!Guess who it is......
>>484255664>betting on hurricaneskek
>>484255144It's pissing down here on the Gold Coast, must be the outer rainbands of Milton, the biggest hurricane the world has ever seen.
>>484260267the news finally realized people are more retarded than they thought. Fear mongering at an all time high after 2020. and it's clearly working. I've had family get their roof ripped off in Orlando. Just another hurricane season.
Looks pretty lame, I’ll post a pic with timestamp of me spewing a gooey load into the cat4 wind at the shore tomorrow. If its a cat5 i’ll post one of my ass facing the winds.
This storm is God's punishment for Trump and Desantis.
>>484255514It's a real blast isn't it!Here is a red pill you can take to the bank.It's Not clickbait and shows you what the UN govt Jewish fuckers are doing in purpose.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2p9NPS6ED4
>>484260267Could just say Florida is retarded. Somehow you even manage to edge out California at times. We all want the ocean to reclaim the land but unfortunately the storms are mostly fake and gay not living up to the hype.
Nothing ever happensEnjoy your „happening“ of three destroyed houses and some trash scattered across the streets
>>484255428Based and earthblood pilled.
>>484260964What’s a god? Sounds non existent
>>484261376LPBP/thread
My uncle just built a three million dollar house in Lakewood Ranch. Florida is fucking stupid lol
With Trump we would've made it bigger and better and it would AT LEAST bean a cat 5!
>>484255144Tampa was a city that existed up until October 2024..
>>484260800I screenshotted this and will keep you honest.
>>484255144>CAT 4 in 2024American internet sure is shit
>>484260267Is this you? kek.
>>484255144Cat 2 upon arrivalCheck em. Absolute nothing burger confirmed.
>>484255430Show flag, jeet. I'm as much in FL right now as you are
>>484261741Cat 5 upon arrival. Baker Mayfield dies attempting to sail away from the storm on the pirate ship in the Buccaneers stadium. Check 'em
ahsg discord:/dHcKumSv
I denounce the hurricane, fuck the hurricane!
>>484255144
>>484261741>>484261917Cat 4 with fish rain.
>>484255144>LANDFALLdo you mean handhoe?
>>484259643why can't these fucks ever put camera to the window and let us see whole earth?
It's going to rain and the wind will blow for like 2 hours.
>>484255664>Gambling with natural disasters and mass casualty eventsKEK. Not even Lucifer, the watchers and nephilim were this evil.
>>484262609hey moralfaggot if people dont heed warnings about a huge ass hurricane coming their then its not my problem
>>484262782>evil trying to justify itselfkek
>>484262123Based
>>484262827stay poor mutt
>>484260072only $40,000 market tho
>>484255144omg please tell me our Latinx brothers are safe!?!
>>484262459same reason there isn't a single goddamn social media post of a 3600 panned video taken by some spunky astronaut out on a spacewalk even though there's now two decades of smartphones and social media and space walking all on the same timeline. inb4 "they don't allow phones in space". yeah that's convenient.
>>484255664It will flip soon as people wake up
>>484255144>CatWhy do you Americans always have to shorten words and names? Is it really that difficult to say "category"?
>>484261741Cat 6Blood for the blood god
>>484260754also raining in the UK, this must be it on its way across the Atlantic. I'm scared!
>>484257800>HURRICANE MILTON IS THE COVID VAX OF WEATHERYou mean there's a pretty good chance it kills or injures you?
>>484260267Uh bud, we just watched our poor Appalachian cousins get washed away by Helene. I'm as stubborn as any other southerner but I really don't think this is the time to act tough and cocky>t. Mississippian
>>484255514Me and my dad went out riding after Katrina hit. We found a house that was crushed by a tree. We're in Mississippi and everybody forgot about us after Katrina
I can't get my prep in time
>>484263397Mississippi gets 1/3 the storms florida does
Florida doesn't need to worry, florida man will save the day!>Storm hits >Mass flooding >Aligators swimming down main streetNEVER FEAR FLORIDA MAN IS HERE!>mass flooding
>>484260483Does Milton still have his wife's son in tow?
>>484263634Exactly, I was 11 when Katrina hit and it legitimately traumatized me. I've never seen mother nature so angry, it was terrifying. We had no electricity for two weeks.I know y'all are used to a lot worse but I won't wanna go through that again. If another Katrina came our way I wouldn't evacuate but I'd prepare like a motherfucker
>>484263007pretty sure they allow gopros
>>484260964These hurricanes will purge democrats from Florida
>>484260267I trust you won't be screeching for FEMA to save you when it inevitably kills thousands and makes hundreds of thousands homeless?
>>484260267Been here my whole life and never fled, but I’m in New Port Richey with a canal connected to the bay and the ocean in my backyard. Had to call it on this one.
>>484264137Coward. Could of looted some banks and mcdonalds for some big macs.
>>484264137Smart choice after what we just saw with Helene
CB bros, post your frequencies
>>484264083It's a cat 3 at landfall you fucking nitwit, if the eye aaa x10 the size and maintained a cat 5, then I would be worried. But a cat 3 and even a cat 4 isn't fucking shit. You have never lived through any of them. I cooked steaks and burgers and hosted hurricane parties in cat 3. You all are a bunch of fucking faggots.
>>484264389Palm Harbor repeater W4AFC 147.120 +0.6 MHz 100.0 /
>>484263298We need it to get to lower pressure levels than Hurricane Wilma and Typhoon Tip
>>484264389>CBChannel 9
>>484263513Because the niggers from New Orleans were too busy terrorizing everywhere that took them in and looting their own homes so much that FEMA opened fire on them. Now those Katriniggers are grandparents (nig generations are every 14-16ish years) with firm roots in the areas they turned into shitholes. I do feel bad for the other states that saw damage like yours, but you guys got off essentially untouched compared to places like Houston that got a storm you can't rebuild from.
nothing burger
>>484255144>only a cat4
>>484266188Yeah I remember watching the news on TV (with a generator) after it happened and seeing footage of nigs floating on doors and shit in NOLA. We got some new arrivals from LA too, but we actually got a few white ones lmao. I even became friends with them, their whole families permanently resettled here. I don't envy y'all
>>484265180So I guess you will be kicking, screaming and crying then. Fucking spineless faggot.
When is landfall? This shit is getting boring.
>>484263298I would love a cat 6. But I can't get my hopes up anymore. Not after La Palma. Not after so many seasons of /AHSG/ where proper devastation was promised. Only for it to get downgraded to a tropical storm upon arrival. The nothingburgerbros have been right more than they've been wrong and it makes me sad.
>>484267923theyre saying 18-22 hours from now but i think it will be longer
>>484257822I want you to watch this video and tell me what you thinkhttps://youtu.be/h5lSs-rs-Vo?feature=shared
>>484268220I'm literally a faggot. I love having dicks in my ass. I let seven guys fuck me in the ass in one night.
Milton weakens substantially before landfall, does less damage than forecast. Check em.
We NEED Kamala Harris so she can fight climate change and SHUT DOWN hurricanes.Donald Drumpf is a chud who doesn't even believe in climate change.Volonteer today and go out knocking some doors for /ourqueen/.
>>484255428>earth bleedIf anything we pushed out the puss from it since the liquid is made out of deceased organic matter.Like bursting a pimple.
>>484268356Milton won’t even reach Florida, digits confirm
>>484255514Your power isn't going to stay on
>>484260267It’s the 4th largest storm ever measured off Florida, it’s visible from the space station, you are a fucking idiot dude https://x.com/financelancelot/status/1843350292039135742https://x.com/wxnb_/status/1843699745300304237
>>484255144le "strongest hurrican ever" according to journo
>>484268757It’s pretty fucking big
Mexicans now can cross the border for free, just need to bring an umbrella.
>>484260267social media
>>484263611WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU! You all just gonna ignore and leave this man to his death without helping him? You're just gonna abandon this anon to the storm?You people in this thread as sick in the head. Fuck you all
>>484268683>SCIENCE HAS SPOKEN>AMEN
Would it help if you made your house out of stone instead of straw or wood?
>>484269064does you ever get tired of being so painfully contrarian?
>>484269103>woodPlywood isn't actual wood, it's triplex.They build homes from the stuff I wouldn't use to build a computer desk because it's so shitty.
>>484265180Retard, CAT level does not matter any more, because the water surge has already been created at a cat 5 level and is on its way. The surge will be biblical
>>484268127fr this nigga moving slow af still near mexico
>>484255144so the biggest storm in the history of storms is a cat 4 lmao
>>484268831if it was fucking shit up it would be brown
>>484268683>>484268831>it's le big therefore it's le bad! you can heckin' see it from SPACE!First time reading about meteorology, my reddit-posting friend?
>>484257822You wouldn't survive a day without my welfare nigger kill yourself.
>>484255144Its CAT 5 now
>>484269900christ this board is so cancerous
>>484262123Underrated
>>484270080It's now a cat Kabbalah!
>>484255144I used to live in Bonita Springs. Hopefully it spares poor Bonita and wipes Naples off the fucking map.
>>484270091I'm just saying that pointing out that it's 'big' is not reason enough for it to be an impending catastrophe of apocalyptic proportions
>>484270471The physical size is a large part of why it’s dangerous https://x.com/nbergwx/status/1843444771135861007?s=46
>>484255144Milton changes direction and starts sucking the moisture from the atmosphere as it hits Florida, marking the beginning of severe drought.Digits confirm.
>>484262911Your money can't help you in hell, anon.
>>484270091Says the guy who literally called him an idiot seconds ago.Why are you hitting him as you cry in pain?
>>484255144>legislate to prohibit government from mentioning or plan for climate change>dangerous climactic events become more frequent and severewhat did Florida mean by this
>>484268831Damn, that looks as big as at least 3, maybe 4 iPhone wallpaper North Americas.
>>484270799So money helps in heaven? No wonder all those mega churches exist.
>>484270806Did you link the wrong post? I was taking to several different people, not that guy repeatedly
Why isn't Florida using the hurricane to generate infinite wind power for the rest of the country?
>>484270917Yeah I didnt realize you were talking to different people
>>484261741CAT 7 TOTAL ANNIHILATION
>>484255430You’re not a “florida man” lol this is your first year here. Or you live in the panhandle which isn’t really florida. Fuck off. Also that flag LOLLLLLLL go back to the Carolinas you hick
>>484255144Give the hurricane milhouse your energy so it can become even bigger
>>484260267Says you. Katrina was hell and I pray you or I don’t have to experience anything like it this time
>>484255664Doomp the weather
>>484269103Nearly all homes use cement block for their construction at least on the first floor. Older houses a have low ceilings and small windows to help mitigate the wind
>>484270799your very existence is a bigger sin in itself, sanjeet
>>484263182>>>484255144 (OP)>>Cat>Why do you Americans always have to shorten words and names? Is it really that difficult to say "category"?yeah...like 'nazi.'
>>484255235Live stream it from the beach.
>>484255144if it heads to north carolina, that would be the ultimate keks
>>484255144God please let there be thousands of amerimutt deaths.
>>484255144Pic is who is responsible. He is in Key West.
>>484271810Tell him the truth anon - he will NEVER be a Florida Man. I have lived there twice and I likewise will never be a FLORIDA Man. You need to be native to wear that title. You can go and live there, get a little wild in you, but never become the true article. One must be born to it. Good luck down there! Bonita sent me home to mountains my last go around and I won't be back except to swim. Still love Florida but I'm not meant to live there.
>>484255144How many millions of years has florida been pummeled by hurricanes?
>>484260267it's not life-threatening, but I stayed in Indian Rocks earlier this year and the exact airbnb I was out got completely flooded out keksame people getting hit by the same shit kinda sucks for them
>>484255290 We don't need anons to confirm it.https://www.youtube.com/live/wogeM8_qQwo
>>484257822why would you want your host nation to die? jews really have no foresight do they.
>>484268395There's little evidence that oil is from deceased organic matter. Much like other planets and moons that have properties such as hydrocarbon atmospheres, the theory is that earth was something like that eventually convected into heavier hydrocarbons and minerals.There is also the theory that the term "fossil fuel" was coined by standard oil as a marketing ploy to make people assume it was a limited resource. I don't know how true this story is, but it would make sense.
>>484255514>and my white daughterweirdo
>omg California will drown in unprecedented rain!>Did nothing>Omg Carolinas will war with fema!>Nothing>Omg cat 5 Florida will kill millions!>Will be nothing againWake the fuck up retards, climate is the new COVID scare
>>484270280>4chan told me the weather was manipulated by jews to kill everyone in florida but 4chan told me that florida is full of immigrants put there by the jews and 4chan told me that the insurance companies that will have to pay out trillions are jews and 4chan told me jews hate losing money but 4chan told me that the jews made this hurricane but 4chan told me
>>484260566surface level? gusts or sustained? wind is a bitch
>>484255584This. I'm going back to sleep
>>484255514>my white daughterShe's not your daughter, anon. She's a cartoon character. Seek professional help.
>>484260964>calling kamala GodA little on the nose
>>484271810Panhandle is actual Florida. Anything south of Gainesville is a gay yankee colony.
>>484262609Yeah, financial industries were rather primitive back then. Insurance industry didn't really become a thing before the development of proper stochastics, something the Greek and Romans didn't have all too much interest in.If you want the damage repaired, then someone has to pay for it. You can do it yourself, or you can sell the risk to an insurance company, for a monthly fee. You could call that a gamble already. The actuary tables of the insurers are not fundamentally different from betting odds tables. I bet that bookmaker actually gets his data from an insurance company.
>>484280696Interesting
If it's not a Cat 5 it's pussy shit
>>484268683Pussy every hurricane is visible from space
>>484271947Katrina was fucking nothing, I hosted a hurricane party during katrina too. Fucking pussyfarts. The only place that had a hard time was niggerville but no self respecting white person lived there so it is irrelevant.
>>484280980It's raining horizontally
>>484260267you are gonna die!
I'm in Pennsylvania and it's slightly drizzling, should I be worried?
>>484255428Oilletting is necessary for the Earth to prevent and cure illness and disease.
>>484255428Hi greta
>>484260974some barge has HURRICANE AVOIDANCE in description which is rather clearly indicating they are moving the boat to get the fuck clear from the storm"MUH SUSPICIOUS"i love a good conspiracy theory but this is just a retarded flat earther tier shit
>>484262459Because you can't really see the entire earth from standard orbits, and you'd neeed a fisheye lense to take a picture, which will look completely wrong.It was only during the early moon missions that people got far away to capture the whole earth in their sight, or a conventional photograph, but you don't have to go all the way to the moon. A couple 10000km orbit will do.But manned missions rarely go over 1000km.
>>484286262lacks Anne Frank desu
>>484260190t. retard
>>484272091Lmao wasn't Spain blacked by the moores?
>>484255144Nothingburger. If it was Cat 5 at landfall, then maybe, just maybe, it could destroy some niggers.
It's going to come in as a cat 3.
>>484255191i really don't understand why people refuse to understand storm surge
>>484255144once again, nothing ever happens
>>484255144POTUS said in his speech at Miami a couple days ago that it would hit as a CAT5. DJT is usually correct (depending by which meaning you take him) so I would take this seriously.
>>484255664>create natural disasters>bet on the predetermined outcome to fleece degeneratesEat your heart out, NFL
>>484255428>OHHHHH>OHHHHHHH>I'M HURRICOOMINGGGGGGG
looks like /nothingburger/ bros were right again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wQ4fz_lZw8
cat 3 nothing burger
>>484255428i should call her
>>484255144ÅÅWW NÅÅÅW!! NÅT THE HÆKKIN' HØWWIKÆJN!!
Floridians are chilling on the beach RIGHT NOW
ΨΕΥΤΙΚΟ ΚΑΙ ΟΜΟΦΥΛΟΦΙΛΙΚΟ
>>484255664>50% of total volume bet on cat 5LMAObeing a bookie must be the easiest job in the world with how fucking insanely retarded most people are
>moralesWhy are all americans mexicans?
>>484255664>betting on hurricanesfucking kek
>>484255514when the lights go out, you can eat your daughter
>>484255144Yeah if it touches Cat 5 all the newsfags won't stop talking about it because it'll get you to watch their shows.
Behead all papists!
>>484299944ΓΑΜΩ ΤΗΝ ΜΑΝΑ ΣΟΥ
>>484262459They orbit too low.
>>484255514>As long as my power stays on.your generator bro?
can i sue milton for only cat 4?
>>484283981>Oilletting is necessaryfortunately, we now have natural methods for this.pic related
>>484255235>nothing ever happens>posted from a 26,000 foot water spout
>>484255144A METEORLOGIST JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>484305699Was it Jim Cantore?
>>484255428Yes. It's kikes, you retard.
>>484271810You sound like an uppity spic.
>>484255290The last one that came through Florida was fake too. I caught a rabbi spreading branches and twigs all over my yard. When I confronted him about it he just pretended he was cleaning them up and quickly walked away.
funny I keep getting a bunch of tornado warnings but not one has hit me it's almost like they're fake
>>484264083Fuck off brown retard. Fema wouldnt do shit even if they did ask for help. Too busy funding people like you.
>>484267473Pussy
>>484255144google "wind map", click the first link. the wind speeds are 112kph TOPS, which is an average windy day on the east coast of canada. when the "catagory 6 worldbreaking hurricane" went over the islands north of the coast of mexico a day and a half ago, I looked up the weather bulletin for the airport located there. 35 knot winds. when the weather network said 180mph sustained. The hurricane passed right over the island. By the time this hits florida it'll be 70kph wind gusts, might knock over a few lawn chairs but thats about it. They wanted the evac so they can do some malarkey with mail in ballots
>>484261917Baker comes back in time for the super bowl and buck breaks every runaway slave on tv.
>>484307160>They wanted the evac so they can do some malarkey with mail in ballotsyou might be right. I saw on a local florida station they were transferring voting machines to a more (((secure))) location
>>484255144The Island of Florida will be a reality by tomorrow.
>>484255430signed t memefag
>>484255144deep surge
construction jew rubs hands
>>484308719Migrant workers gonna make bank replacing shingles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dxt8Kl3EvU&ab_channel=TheJimmyDoreShow
stay tuned goy, 2 more weeks
>>484308886yep
>>484255144Fuck yeah! Surge me deeper, daddy!
A cat 3-4 hurricane can still be quite destructive but yeah this will most likely be a nothingburger and people will have forgotten about it in a week
>>484255144Where is Jeff!!!!!!!!!!
>>484255144Well it's called a hurricane not a hurrican't!
>>484279099Inb4 a giant wall of schizo cope replying to this entire argument.
