>QRD...MILTON REMAINS A CATASTROPHIC CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE... ...FORECAST TO MAKE LANDFALL ON THE FLORIDA GULF COAST LATE TONIGHT AS A DANGEROUS MAJOR HURRICANE...4:00 AM CDT Wed Oct 9Location: 24.5°N 85.4°WMoving: NE at 14 mphMin pressure: 907 mbMax sustained: 160 mph>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flwurJ4XdD4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQCOr1zJoFohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFOS46wszAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX8ugR3WmAQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eniUNJTWrJw>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY
First for TTD.
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>>484272365newfag cant bake bread! ITS OVER
>>4842723262 more weeks!!!moreweeks!!!
What has Florida done to have God want to literally wipe Tampa and Orlando off the face of the Earth? Is it because of so many jews living in Florida?
posting for total carb deathpicrel i saved from canadian trucker threads.fuck me i am old
>>484272385blame confederate tranny for fucking up the OP, at least there's no [embed] [embed] [embed] nonsensefuture bakes will improve (as long as that fed fuck doesn't split again)
FLORIDA COUNTIES REPORT INhillsborough resident who evacuated to collier here
>>484272326TOTALTAMPA DEATH
>>484272415Stole my PS4 account
>>484272290
>>484272415It is. Kikes must be cleansed from southern soil. It's an old tradition starting from the ACLU founders days.
>>484272420What did crabs ever do to you?
>>484272457go away sour kraut
>>484272445They must be killed then. Sorry for the loss of your PS4 account...
I wish the ttd people would just accept their defeat already. It's not going to tampa. This thing will be boring as fuck with 0 Kino.
>>484272498made my thighs and tummy big and ugly
>>484272415Fags, Cubans, and boomers... In no particular order
I should learn how to make my own baked beans, canned stuff just tastes weird now
>>484272519You're alright, don't go to Florida tomorrow anon
How do we destroy Milton's shield?
>>484272326
>>484272420>SteviaNo way to cover that flavor anon. Swerve would pass. Otherwise looks tasty.
>>484272445>ps4>not ps5>in the year 2024You deserve to be wiped out more than Florida for being too broke to upgrade.
>>484272639By using Milton's stapler
soo we good for disneyworld on friday or should i cancel my tickets??
>>484272667Advocating for consoooooming
>>484272602use black, dry. soak for 24hr in waterput in some bacon fat with garlic,celery and onions until fragrantthen add enough water to cover and slow boil, replace water as necessary until desired consistency.I used to like them very al dente, but they aren't on my diet anymore>>484272666i've used stevia before but not swerve
>>484272696You're fine show up on the highest rides you can.
>>484272326Florida women are FUCKING DROWNING & YOURE LAUGHING!?
>>484272667>upgradekek
>>484272436Brevard Chad here, got 180 beers and 24 water ready to go
>Hello Milton... What's happening?>Umm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and move a little more to the north, right into Tampa Bay.>So if you can hold off on any weakening and move that way, that would be great.>M'kay?
>>484272083found the channel
>>484272703DEATH TO KIKELSFinally flood away the judz in pine elllaslooters will be shottiny hats will be hung from the lamposts
>nbc coping by saying wind shear and dry air SHOULD weaken the storm before landfallThey are so fucked. This storm has LITERALLY everything working in it's favor. It even has a co-op friend to help buff it FROM the wind shear and dry air.
>>484272326It's basically confirmed now it's going to land as a category 4 and that's accounting for the wind shear they believe will take affect later today. If that wind shear doesn't cooperate this thing is going to be a fucking buzz saw. Looks like Tampa is expected to take a direct hit for now which means the majority of storm surge will be directly south. Crazy to think that it might be better to take the direct hit in this case to mitigate some of the flooding. But there's so much trash already on the ground from Helene that it's going to be the biggest mess of all time. All the houses are wood in this place, this is going to be a legit nightmare. Prayers for my friends in the path.
So is it happening or not?
>>484272655What is this retards name how do I find him on youtube
>>484272860That’s the funnest part of a hurricane. It’s both happening and not at the same time until it is or it isn’t.
>>484272919Schrodingers Hurricane
>>484272748To tammmmpaaaa
Good morning demon
>>484272831Must destroy co-op friend
>>484272326How long before it hits
>>484272457Like a turd that won't flush
>>484272326>CATEGORY 5 HURRICANEStay safe burger frens.Thankfully your houses are built with thick lumber and bricks to ensure resilience against these type of events.
It's really bad.
>>484272857what a nothingburger
>>484272967I meant Melton has a co-op friend to protect it from the wind shear and dry air.
What time is it supposed to make landfall? I want to make sure I'm awake for it.
>>484272857None of this will happen lol
>>484273012>thick lumber and bricksbest DR Horton can offer is moldy, warped sticks>and the government won't let anyone but them build new homes in a lot of places
Chances of this being a nothing burger? Tired of getting blue balled.
>>484273061Just go to sleeeeeep
OH MY GOD I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT OH GOD OH FUCK I'M POOOOOOPING I'M GONNA POOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>484273061Looking like a nighttime landfall, NHC has it coming ashore at around Midnight/1 AM but that can fluctuate slightly.
>>484272737i want to hug that pig
>>484272436Western Volusia here, I'm ready for the new left 4 dead campaign starring the local fentanyl fiends if things get dicey
Total Jacksonville Storm Damage
>>484273101I hope you're right, I have friends in Tampa that didn't evacuate because they were out of the flood zone. If this thing doesn't weaken they are in a lot of danger.
>>484273012Actually, most older Florida houses are good, solid concrete block
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH8l-ehkgso
>>484272436Lee reporting, evacuation zone b-ased
>nothing happens merica really in decline
>>484272667Name one single game worth updating to ps5 for. ONE.
There was footage on our news this morning of storm scientists flying their plane through it. Why do they have so much loose clutter in the cabin with them when they know they will be in for a rough ride?
Content-Swimmer2325•3m ago•Eye is closing up on IR. Should start seeing pressure rises as Miltons' second EWRC commenced.Hopefully that shear forecasted can start to go to work on and weaken the core while it’s undergoing the ERC.
>>484273369Train simulator, that's why I bought mine
Ok so when will the livestreams start. Need to prepare snacks.
Tampafag here. I looked outside today and nearly shit my fucking pants. This is gonna kill my family bros. It's too late for us to leave and now my grandma is considering shooting herself to avoid the cat5 instead of drowning in it.
>>484273450is that not a PC thing?
>>484273314>it was just a good, solid house
>>484273524Your grandma sounds like a faggot.
>>484272857> All the houses are wood in this placeAre burgers IQ deficient or something?>hot place>arabs build white houses so it deflects heat>cold place>euros build well insulated house so it keeps warm>windy place>burgers build wooden cardboard house so it… ???
>>484273524Can't you go on top of a mall or something? Are there no tall buildings in Florida?
How fucked is Florida?
>>484273101All the trash everywhere on manasota key is definitely going to float everywhere, bare minimum. I personally think this will go north of Tampa still. That big bend area is the least populated coastal area here for a reason
Anyone else think they have the arrival time wrong?I'm thinking it's going to be there around 7pm
>>484273570She just went outside and said to not follow her. Even my son said he might go with grandma.What do I do?
>>484273578Yes, we mass-produced housing following WW2 and continued to do so even after causing a recession from manufacturing too many houses in 2008. We get what we deserve.
>>484273613super fucked, and this hurricane thing too only makes it worse
>>484273688my house has brick then wood then drywall, is that not the norm in FL?
>>484273673All you can do is do a 360 and walk away
if trump was in the white house i think he unironically would've nuked the hurricane by now
>>484273650>believing ZOGlensky lies
>only 2 streams in the OP work
>>484273013It gets so very much worse.
>>484273736I was thinking about that last night when trying to sleep, trying to do math about how much material would it take to disrupt it based on energy outputthinking about numbers and stuff helps me sleep
>>484273740>>484273736>>484273735>>484273729>>484273694>>484273688My grandma just went out to take her own life and youre SITTING HERE SHITPOSTING. TAMPA RESIDENTS ARE ABOUT TO DIE AND YOURE SITTING HERE. YOU COULD BE HELPING
>>484273729No that’s very common
>>484273757post streams or a list of streams and i'll update the next OP
>>484273757Nothing to stream for at least 12 hours
>>484273729Most homes that are built in suburbia are wood frames with sheet rock and plaster because of how cheap it all is. Even the doors are made of basically wood pulp a kid could punch through.
>>484272436Santa Rosa here, getting ready for a day of comfy 10ft. waves with mist blowing off of them for miles when you look down the beach, just like Helene.
>>484273729The older houses, it's concrete block, wood, then drywall. The new ones are wood frame, foam, and paper.
>>484273832weird, mine is..... '14?
>>484273650>>484273740wrong general kremlinbots, fuck off back to your containment threads and keep the shit flinging to your opposition. It's bad enough dealing with election shills
>>484273729If you have wood with brick on the outside, you have brick veneer. A flying tree limb will punch through that like tinfoil.
>>484272895Our beloved Frankiehttps://www.youtube.com/@dogsandwolves/videos
>>484273959it stopped a 9mm but I wouldnt want to try a 223 on it
>>484273369Armored Core 6.t. ps4 AC6 player.
>>484273729Brevard fag here. Currently living in my new build house and this entire development area was built with block on the square outside and wood inside with the roof hooked/linked through the walls to the ground. On elevated lots.
ahsg discord:/dHcKumSv
I'm a going to die, bros?t. Anna Maria
>>484274183What is the discord for
>>484273789Tell her to do a flip. Or, you know, stop her?
>>484274147How worried are you in Brevard?
>>484272895Frankie going ballistichttps://youtu.be/lLrAyI_AQsE
>>484273578South Florida is the gold standard when it comes to hurricane-proof houses. After Hurricane Andrew, building code was revised to require all new homes to be capable of withstanding strong cat 5 hurricanes. New houses aren't built with wood anymore after what happened to Homestead in the 90s.
>>484274289Lonely faggots for whom this thread is not fast enough.
>>484274282You got a marker handy?
>>484274358The roof among other things are still wood.
>>484274289Gay retards
>>484273959I don’t think he’s talking about veneer. Most homes here are cinder block shell, then fir strips or a stud wall inside of that, then drywall.
>>484274303For me on the mainland? Not much. Rocket launches were placed here for a reason. Im just worries about a prolonged power outage and possible flooding of our retention ponds and my lot. My friends on the barrier islands with estimated 4-5 foot storm surge coming? Moderately concerned. Glad I’m not in Tampa. God fucking hates that region of Florida
>imagine bridge collapse
You should have listened. Now you will not escape the pain that is to come. There is still time, Tampa. Just walk away.
>>484274358>>484274471>burgers only realized in current year that they can build normal houses to withstand strong winds>but not reallyKEK
>>484273580>175mph winds>'can't you just go on top of a mall or something?' Lmao this ro poster consistently dumbest on the board.
>>484274471The trusses are hurricane strapped down , the straps are cast into the tie beam. Almost all roofs everywhere are wood.
>>484274358I want to know why Florida is notorious for shitty internet. Being flat you'd think we'd get radio signals from three states away. Spectrum stayed up during Helene, but sometimes goes out during lightning.
>>484272415You should have listened and bought Fallout 76Now you die
>>484274485>most are concrete shellIt depends. Lennar homes throws up these toothpick houses all across SWFLhttps://youtu.be/LDMJraaD1As?feature=shared
>>484273345RARE
>>484274282F
>>484272667PS4 is still great tech. Other than it sounds like a jet about to take off I still love it. Got an Xbox series s last year and it's perfectly quiet playing the same games
>>484274676>belarus>10 mio population>4chan not banned>rare Retarded?
Hello people if you own a Iphone. and are stuck in the area where there's gonna be some damage you can enable text via satellite even when the mobile grid says goodbye. to stay in touch with people.https://support.apple.com/en-us/120930
>>484272436Pasco County here . I may have oceanfront property after this......
>>484274716I’m fucking tired anonAbout to sleep
>>484274716>post soviet dictatorships are known for their english instruction
>>484274471A lot of houses here had some roof damage during Ian but the structures were untouched. My roof wasn't even damaged at all thankfully and we ate the eyewall. If the house was poorly made, it would have blew away and I would have drowned in the surrounding storm surge waters. I have full confidence in the structure of the house and roof. New houses also are built on elevated mounds. The streets and lawn around the house will get inundated but the house will remain just above the flood waters.
>>484273524That's the most Yankee shit I've ever heard. Drag your Gramma back to Jew York like a good boy and stay out
>>484273909Sorry
>>484274282Dude you need to leave. Or at least find a 3rd floor somewhere
>>484272326Get tf on with it.Only 'sprinkles' so far.
>>484274563I was in the eyewall of Ian and my house didn't get any damage. Couldn't be said the same gor a Yuro hovel. A Yuro hovel would have had a tree fall on it or tree branch fly through a non-impact rated window kek. Do you guys even build houses on elevated mounds?
>>484274652I know they do. Wood does not automatically translate into weak either. A wood structure can be built to withstand wind, roof is wood anyway and a chain is only as strong as the weakest link. I wouldn’t own one because of rot, mold, termites. Those builds are mostly in new gated community developments where they build 200 identical homes on a huge plot by 75.My neighborhood in Cape Coral there isn’t a single house that isn’t block. Most were built in the 90s
It's probably because I've been living most of my life on my shitty island but I really can't imagine fleeing from a Hurricane, instead of just staying in your Hurricane proof house, with enough food and water to survive for at least a month.Though I hope Floridan Anons will be fine.
>>484273332yea lee here as well i have my cigars ready to sit outside during the storm. unholy 6 packs from coppertail well stocked from tampa. only thing im be pissed about is trash day got cancelled so i have to wait till next week. fuckin ants maggots might come about. it would be nice if this washed away all the illegals. oh well.
I've seen some houses in St. Pete where their entire lawns are made of rocks. Wonder how they compare to grass lawns when they get hit by +100mph winds
>>484273580Why the fuck would you do that
So is Tampa getting deleted like everyone is saying?
>>484272989I do not know anon. Nice image
>>484275045They turn into projectiles that break windows, most likely.
>>484275045>+100mph winds>entire lawns are made of rocksHmmmmmm...
>>484272436Lee reporting. Zone A. Not sure what's gonna happen but hoping for no storm surge flooding.
>>484275033>>484275095RARE FLAG
>>484274358>>484274600>>484274471There's still wood just everything has metal straps holding it together. The straps from the CMUnthat hold the trusses are embedded in the cell fill concrete. My garage door has 20lb steel girders every 16 inches. I could probably bump it with my car and it wouldn't bend.The only real danger in modern homes is surge related. And there will be tons of homes affected by that. The other big issue is the large number of mobile homes. They're also strapped down now but they're so thing and light they basically just disintegrate in strong winds. Going to be lots of death and destruction no matter where Milton hits now
>>484275041Sounds comfy brother, I hope you have propane and a freezer full of meat you are forced to grill.
had a tornado rip up my neighborhood when I was a wee lass, like 7yosince then i've been fascinated/terrified of cyclones. that one in WW where you have to shoot with an arrow to get the teleport song scared me really badly
>>484275045nothing will happen. Round rocks are way too dense to get picked up by wind
>>484275033Based. I respect you guys since you guys get hit harder and more frequently and just ride it out. There really is no where to evacuate to when you're on an island.
Regardless of Milton effects, I'm afraid the Republicucks will pretend it's a major catastrophe just so Biden and Harris need to leave whatever else they're doing. Side effect will be depressed property values from the fake news.
>>484275122Depends where in A you are, my parents are by health park and it’s A, they didn’t get surge water with Ian
>>484274949Nice. Any broken windows?
>>484272436Marion county here, Keeping an eye on the meth heads.
>>484275287Literally the Norm McDonald ISIS joke kek
>>484274358bro they been using concrete block or concrete for housing since the 70s or esrlier in florida. andrew hit manufactured poor people homes. my house is from 81 and seen like 30 hurricanes. they revised window and door ratings to mainly require higher rated or storm coverings. roofing they went from single strap to double strap which simply put means they require extra fasteners from the walls to the rafters.
GFS shows a major hurricane hitting Louisiana on the 23rd
don't evacuate they obviously want you to leave your home so niggers can rob it in exchange for votesyou're going to be fine
>>484272326This weak little cuck storm is getting destroyed by shear right now. Face it, it's a big nothingburger. Nothing ever happens.
Why don't floridians just live in concrete bunkers to deal with hurricanes?
>>484275041How are you going to smoke a cigar during a hurricane? Even a slight breeze can cause canoeing
>>484275316Not a scratch thankfully. The impact slide glass doors stood up like a bunker especially. Could barely hear the roaring howling winds outside standing next to them.
>>484275427>stay in your home, so you drown bro trust me do not leave for a day or two.never listen to these people
>>484275045>>484275095>>484275120>>484275279It's not possible for wind to pick up rocks from the ground, already probably in water. Even wood and lighter material doesn't. Projectiles come from being broken off a structure or if with can get under it my wife put a bag of river rock on a wicker chair in preparation for this store so it wouldn't fly away. All that would've done is make a 30lb missile for the neighbors
>>484274609what do mean? ive had cheap fiber since pre scamdemic 65 a month. i had sdsl like 3mbit even in 97. tmobile builds out florida first or used to we had 4g and 5g before anyone else. our data speeds were always better from orlando and tampa down to naples miami. you're delusional.
Im in Bradenton going to ride it out in the attic if I have too. Made a little room there when I built the house. Swell hits 15 ft. Im bumming, tile roof im trapped
>>484275344>norm>snarked for a year on snl weekend update oj murdering a jew and divorce rape whore
I’m on the fourth floor in a non-flood zone in Clearwater am I gonna die tonight?
>>484275281Well it's mostly because House literally have to be made here to be hurricane (and earthquake) proof.Because of that, most house here can tank a car for example, because they are mostly made out of reinforced concrete and cement.I'm not going to make the super used joke that American house are made of paper and stuff in comparison but I really hope they have at least a shelter where they can be safe (and isn't underground because of the flood the Hurricane will most likely bring).
>>484275472Because you would literally drown in that thing if it cracked. And bobble around inside like a dead goldfish in a toilet.
This shit is government controlled. Its so the red states cant vote. florida is a major conservitive state with the larges amount of boomers.No boomers to voteNo boomers to collect ss.Total boomer death.
>>484275493That's awesome. Feels good when you knoww your castle does it's job
>>484275472We always make fun of Albanians and their bunkers but they were right all along.I'm all for the bunkerlife.
hurricane season is so comfy bros
>>484275489i was smoking during ian which was a direct hit on lee county port charlotte. wind comes out of the southeast and changes to west when passed over. my front porch faces north and my garage shields it from the west so you get little to no wind with hurricanes etc.
>>484275611i want to be a hobbit with a bunch of kids and a huge garden
>>484275536Bring a battery operated sawsaw and a hammer in case you need to break out. By all accounts you are getting a lot of this storm
>>484275536a hammera chisel and a picrel saw for attic space and you are good
>>484274949Same, lost a couple shingles, I didn’t even lose screens on my pool enclosure
>>484275569Mass trauma event as well. The federal government won’t do shit to help Florida (just like they’re actively impeding recovery efforts in NC). Guarantee they announce a new package of Ukraine or Israel or middle east aid in the next few days while claiming FEMA has no money. They’re pissing in Americans’ faces
>>484275278>wee lassYou know the rules fag
>>484274694ayo this updated yesterday like the second update in the past 6 years
>>484272857I've got a cousin in Bradenton who is staying put and thinks putting some plywood on the windows is good enough. RIP.
>>484275375tales from mumbai
>>484275528I've just run into a lot of comments about FL internet being bad. I had a web conference once and it was laggy and the guy in Utah said people in FL have that problem. I tried paying for some home repair thing once and the guy's tablet couldn't connect and he was, "FL amirite." I don't know, I've only been here three years and I've had periods of down internet each of those years.
>>484275652I'm gonna be smoking too. Got some Cubans saved from a few years ago during that window when we could legally get them. Pool face north with house protection bump outs on east and west. Gonna watch my oaks dance in the wind while I smoke and sip scotch
>>484275712was typo, am not femoidforgive
>>484275652Nice. I was just enjoying a cigar outside just now and it was canoeing with a little bit of wind. I live on the coast in a southeastern state so wind is pretty constant and annoyance for enjoying a cigar
I'm in northern carrolwood with no shutters, is it worth it to drive north an hour to another house in Lutz? We're currently in flooding e
>>484275751Depends on how high he is above water.
>>484275766Dicks already out boy. Show some skin.
>>484275278show boobs troon
>>484275493yea my impacts block quute a lot of sound. expensive af but the real bonus besides hurricanes is the fact you wont hear all the beaners or zoomers with their 4 bangers and fart cans driving around.
>>484275577Yeah it's going to be comfy inside while the winds pound away outside. Storm surge isn't as fun however.>>484275554I'm in SWFL. Houses are made like bunkers too. My house sustained no damage during Ian. We're starting to use metal roofs more, especially the ones that had to be replaced after Ian.
>>484275659>>484275665Im on it guys thanks…coming out into 100 mph winds would suck….damn I should boogie my car I forget about it going under…this sucks
>>484275771Carrolwood is not an hour from Lutz unless your on a bike bro
>>484275803>>484275771>>484275768>>484275766>>484275764>>484275756>>484275755My grandma hasn't come back.ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY /AHSG/? DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY KNOWING YOU COULD'VE SAVED HER? But nooo LETS JUST SHITPOST INSTEAD OF GOING AND HELPING TAMPONIANS!
>>484275659>sawsawlmao
>>484273578>All the houses are wood in this placeThey're not
>>484275822lol i love pol>>484275837not a fem i just want to talk about cyclones and biscuit recipes without carbs
>>484275375Louisiana oil shutdown + Israel strike on Iran and I can buy a car with oil ETF gains.
Any Florida keys anons? Check in
>>484275278posta il poosagerposten den pußen>>484275033based fellow cyclone sitter-outerhome is hardened against typhoons but thing everything down is a real pain
>>484275868Sry not my house, it's actually just north of connerton
>>484275756my fiber was up and running during ian my only issue was power and running water. comcast def had issues with ian saw their trucks everywhere.
>>484275665You retard. Those pruning saw suck and they bend good luck trying to hack through a 2x4 with that you fucking idiot .it's for fucking branches on shrubs.Holy shit. You're a goddamn idiot
>>484275562>detach it from the ground>your tornado proof bunker is now a submarineNow what faggit
>>484273369Most every game runs at least a little smoother and better, and it loads faster. It's also silent compared to the PS4 Pro which is louder than when they launch rockets from Cape Canaveral.
>>484275853Metal roofs bother me. If a fastener breaks that fucker is coming off and can be really dangerous. I like old fashioned shingles
>>484275665why the fuck would you use that to get out of your attic dumb bong
>>484275925Based crisis investing anon
>>484275853>We're starting to use metal roofs more, especially the ones that had to be replaced after Ian.I'm glad.Once again, hope you guys will be fine.Even as a grown ass man in his mid thirties, Hurricanes still scare the shit out of me.>>484275941Pic related.
>>484275866Better than drowning in an attic. Just scope out which closest house looks the safest that you can swim to. Brink pool noodles just in case. You'll have a tremendous story to tell the rest of your life
>>484274676BY is semi common at the very best, my rare collection will knock your socks off. Ever see St. Vincent and the Grenadines here, newfag?
>>484275984In the UK that’s a personal defense weapon for fending off looters
>>484275653>i want the ultimate dream life.who fucking doesn't.
>>484275970how would a metal roof fastener break? Literally never seen or heard of it happening. Metal roofs have their own set of issues depending on type, but that’s not one of them. They’re great for hurricanes.
>>484276077>>484276060>>484276055>>484276050Haha so funny everyone laugh at the tampanon whos grandma diedHahha! So funny!
>>484275695>The federal government won’t do shit to help FloridaThey didn't do much during Ian either but it didn't matter because most of the help was from the state government and civilians coming together to help one another. People from around the country came down here to help rebuild. There were so many contractors here and insurance claims helped a lot too.
a rain just felled outside my hous is it happening?
>>484275957how fucking fat are you that you couldn't fit between the 2x4its for getting through the hole you have made with the hammer and chisel so you would be sawing through 3 8x1 planks, not any 2x4.Its cheapIts lightit works
>>484275766you aren’t weaseling out of it that easily anonif you ain’t a women we gonna make you onelaw and order has broken down, it’s porkin time and long porkin time
>>484276141RIP in Peace
>>484276055He wont need to worry about that, this dude is going to die
>>484276133>33Checked. Hurricane recovery is one of the only times where Americans come together and help out their fellow man. It’s nice to see, even though it usually is be preceded by death and mass destruction. Really pushes against the media narrative that we’re more divided than we’ve ever been
>>484272436Indian River here. I'm hoping the mainland saps the hurricane before it hits us.
This retard zoomer is livestreaming himself camping out in a vacant apartment building right on the shore in Sarasota. Is it safe to say this little nigger is gonna die when the hurricane finally hits? https://kick.com/shoovy
Its 16 inches between rafters with 1x4 nailers on this roof>>484276055True or beveaten by a shark….im heading to covered parking loading up wish me luck….fuck its already nasty out
>>484275941tying everything down I meanit always knocks over all the bikes and potted plants
is this thing gonna wash all the blacks away
>>484276243George flood pt 2
How can I profit off this hurricane being on the ground?
>>484275877RIP Granny
>>484275472Dome homes are getting more popular but the issue is that the water table is so high any flooding fucks it. If you found a hill to put it on but you're not building any hobbit home remotely near the coast and far enough inland most storms are weakshit
>>484276322people will have sexual tension sir after such a life threatening experience and your bussy will be a high commodity.
>>484275822Are we meming dicks out for Milton like that Harambe thing from a few years back?
>>484276322You can profit emotionally and spiritually by helping people who need assistance
>>484274471Sheet metal chads rise up!
>>484276322Invest in real estate once prices plummet
florida coast about to get wet
>>484275942I'd say anything out of flood area is better but you're only flooding carrolhood is from poor drainage. But stay where it's most comfy with the power off
>every prediction shows it weakening>it was supposed to be cat 3 by now>it's cat 5why do they keep predicting it weakening? are they trying not to cause panic or something?
>>484276322but in reality you should've been doordashing. ubereats etc. tips are gonna be high right about now.
What are the political implications of this storm for my Sarasota residence on the coast of the bay
>>484272326It's a nothingburger. Unless it causes some torrential rains and floods further up, it's just going to fuck up some wooden huts and perhaps drown some niggers.
>>484276426That's a big cumshot
>>484275653short king here with 6 kids. its attainable. neighbor has a huge garden and shares. they even take care of our plants. good times.
>>484272667(((upgrade)))Jews will end up in ditches.
Why build houses there? What the fuck 'muricans. Is hurricane land cheap?
>>484276523it's what happens when we do be farting.
>>484276098Just wind getting under it and ripping them out. If this thing hits Apollo beach go check it out. A decent amount of those new homes have metal roofs.
it is my hope that the hurricane wipes Florida clean so like the mighty phoenix it may be reborn from the ashes as a stronger and better Florida.
>>484276479>dat surge
>>484276523>build houses near volcanos>honeeeeey why is there lava in the living room?It's dirt cheap anon.
>>484276457They know that I'm going to weaken it using astral projection but I just haven't gotten around to it yet.
>>484276523Boomertards tell millennials to pick themselves up by their bootstraps but then bitch when ZOG won't pay for their repairs after building in a known flood zone
>>484272436Charlotte county evac zone B reportingWe ready for 1-2 weeks of kino primitive living.
>>484276212Kek. He will be missed. . Not by Milton
>>484276523The damage stimulated the GeeDeePee.Our economy would crash if we built homes out of reinforced material in tornado/hurricane areas.
>>484275941>posta il poosa>gerposten den pußenI can't read foreign>>484276091based sibling torment
Was Ron Desantis crying during his press conference yesterday?
>>484276177best I can do is silly 2d pictures
>>484275304My place is just west of Lakes Park. Apparently no surge with Ian there, but I'm hunkering down elsewhere just in case. Said elsewhere is also in zone A but at least I'm off the ground. I also have access to food and water here in the worst case, I'm just hoping my stuff is ok. I really gotta downsize and sell a lot of my shit, then get a big ass van so I can load up the essentials and gtfo.
>>484276133yea pretty much your neighbors came out afterwards helped pick up debris shared food gas water. fema didnt do shit. honc or whomever with desantis blessing put up temporary bridges and shit to all the islands.
>>484276727No
Honestly the world can learn a lot from us Dutch. If y'all Floridians need an engineering project to be completely water and tornado proof in the future, let us know, we just get this shit.
wind shear status?
>>484276457They said it wouldn’t weaken until this morning and the 7AM stats aren’t out yet. You’re looking at 4AM
Thoughts about government funded pedophile gangs kidnapping kids for satanic rituals? I heard it happened during the katrina and it was hinted on True Detective
>>484276727Yes
>>484276716I don't believe that. Sounds very artificial.>>484276639>>484276594So it's cheap, I see. Well damn, I guess it is what it is for those people.
>>484276243He'll survive but everything will be flooded which will become sewer water then he's fucked trapped there for a week.It's only going to land fall as a strong Cat 3 but waves will be tsunami tier because of the angle of approach
But Miami is in Florida. Will it be affected by the hurricane?
>>484276243he's so dead it's unreal
>>484276781I didn’t hear of any homes getting flooded there, but my idiot friend in San Carlos park drove to 41 and gladiolus at the end of the storm and said the road looked like white water rapids.
>>484276404>>484276412oh shit I love corrugated sheet metal in typhoonsthe wind catches it from any direction and the corrugations basically make it act like a tacking sail and/or airfoil as it flies through the storm at speeds equal to or greater than the prevailing wind.I like to check the death reports after typhoons blow through and it’s like >hit by sheet metal>fell off roof>hit by sheet metal>hit by sheet metal>hit by sheet metal and knocked off ladder>auto accident caused by sheet metalfuckin guillotine apocalypse
>>484276756it’ll have to do, I guess
>>484277175yea a bunch of folks had aluminum privacy fencing put in before Ian and after and that shit was flying everywhere like missiles. my cyclone fence perfectly fine in 150mph wind. those vinyl pieces of shit fences do the same.
>>484277016Looked like it. I wonder if he knows that this storm is going to do a ton of damage over and above what the media is predicting.
>>484276243did you hear the thunder on his stream just now kek
guys I live in Hawaii how fucked am i
>>484274093Yeah nah. Armored Core 6 runs better on PC anyway.
When are the next model runs?
>>484274147>muh elevated lotsthey basically dump some sand over tye swamp they plowed into, means nothing
>>484272436Sarasota here. Not in an evac zone. Not evacuating. This is it, the big one. This could be the worst thing that's happened around here in my life. Wonder if we'll have another next week.
SOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJIS3KjinPc
>>484277609
>>484276243Can anyone tell the retard to go home you don't have to succeed. here's a 2d lady for the time it'd take.
>>484276253Why do you fuckers don't evacuate if you know you don't have a shelter strong enough to withstand hurricane wind and projectiles? You're gambling with your life or health. What if you end up disabled when some heavy branch breaks your back? That would be worse than dying for a poor, lonely man with no family.
>>484277606kek he got so spooked by it, thats the least of it
>>484277801if you didnt evac by monday you likely had no gas if it wasnt already enough to get near ocala or further north.
>>484277801Because people worked for years, even decades, to be able to buy their house and their property. The captain goes down with the ship. Plus you want to be there to scare off the inevitable looters
>>484277609I heard it's a terribly expensive place to live. You're fucked.
>>484277793Neat
Funnel cloud inside the eye
>>484272436Duval here. Just got done running. Am now making coffee and cleaning and loading my firearms. The fun begins tonight boyz
>>484272436813 Zone B SOG City11am is make or break, if the surge forecast stays down I'm riding it out in placeLet's do it FLA bros, we're made for this moment
>>484277902What will they be looting?Water and mud?
>>484277948curious, where in duval do you run this early where you aren't in some nigger zone>or are the firearms for that?alsoBAKING
>>484277793I want to fuck that hole
TOTALTAMPADEATH
I am from the future, Milton takes a sudden SE turn and annihilates Miami
>>484277175I listened to one guy who runs a disaster cleanup group talk about a Dollar General that turned into a sheet metal blender after a tornado. The responders had trouble figuring out who all the body parts belonged to. Stay away from sheet metal buildings in high winds.
>>484272326Isn't Milton a man's name. Did femoids bitch about them only using women's names for disasters?
>>484277117I'm just north of 41 and Gladiolus so I'm hoping and coping. The land is on a slight incline. I'm good either way but would hate to have to deal with flooding again. I had 4.5 ft surge in Ian in a different spot near Naples.
>>484278016i am from the future aswell it turns around and destroy Los Angeles. and California. it will never recover.
>>484272436Lakeland here. Fuck Ft. Myers. Get hit twice bitchnigger (i actually want all of you to be safe if you live there love you besties <3<3)
>>484277521how is nippon, anon?you get typhoons?
>>484277948Why even bother you guys are basically just gonna get a regular thunderstorm up there
>>484277922There are no niggersWorth
>tampa getting little to know storm surge kek. Nothingburger as usual
>>484273909back to ledd it where you belong
>>484277948you mean running from all the nogs in jacksonville
>>484273255Just get them some fent mixed with xylazine and watch how they weather the storm by standing still, unmoved, till it's over and then asking for the next dose.
>>484278113there's meth'd out natives galore though they are essentially nigs
Does anyone else use the Hurricane as an opportunity to hit up a girl to check in on how she and her family is doing?Like I simultaneously hope they’re and hope she’ll be dtf later
>>484272436Alachua here. Sheltering refugees and standing by
I would be on a boat, simple as
>>484278071ProbablyThere's something poetic about the unpredictability and rage of a storm being equated with a woman's emotional turmoil.
>>484275329Also Marion County (slocala). Spotted a bunch of homeless and possible meth heads camping out at the Gaitway Plaza last night. Head on a swivel and check those corners.
>>484277793>milton's gaydropped
When do the updated models come out?
>>484278188lol checkedproud of you, anon
>>484278188This is only worth it, if you can talk her into staying with you during the storm. Then once you're alone and there's 100+ mph winds outside she'll have to have sex... because of the implication.
813 here riding it out. so far ive just been drinking, smoking, and jorking it. so mostly an average day.
>>484278188yup, convinced a QT to evacuate to my place, she's on the way now
FRESH>>484278286(now with livestreams filtered by being actually live, frankie updates, specific recon info, and notes about confederate meteorologist being a fag)
>>484278299Right back at ya anonNothing like imminent danger to drop those panties
>>484278293every 3 hoursmajor track updates at 5am/pm
>>484278188i messaged my step mom and told her i want to fuck her
>>484278303this guy gets it
last time i came to a hurricane thread was years ago
>>484278178They don't chimp out. Hawaii is like the most peaceful drug infested haven there is.
>>484278329Absolutely fucking based. Make sure to give her your good supplies so she feels taken care of
what are Florida women like
>>484277801Im in a covered parking garage in tampa i loaded food and blankets and water. There are others here Its kind of a strange thing people all together helping each other. Strangers turned family. Way better than my attic…so far signing out
>>484278422hot slim whoresfat ugly whoressame as anywhere really
>>484278412I have the eggs ready to go anon
>>484278293just keep this on in the background. current forecast is cat 4 landfallhttps://zoom.earth/storms/milton-2024/#map=wind-gusts/model=icon
>>484278422easy
Am I safe? I don't wanna evacuate. I'm in a solidly built house from 2010s.
>>484278422Some fatSome magaSome rich gold diggerSome fine LatinaSome Jew milfSome conservative AsianSome nogSome sec belleSome gator land camoSome salt lifeSome Disney princess autistSome perpetual spring breakAll crazy in their own unique way
>>484278622you forgot sweaty from the humidity.
I’m kinda hungry for a Cuban Sandwich, any places staying open in Tampa area?
>>484278609Hope you're okay, anon, but being that close to the water probably means some storm surge. I had the same shit with Ian.
>>484278208>refugees You better throw out those nigs outside at gunpoint during the worst storm.
>>484278701True, all melting and wearing too little or too much depending on bod
>>484272420Those are large muffins?
>>484278263Are you ready to shoot and dispose of them if they try to break into your house?
Will Miami be affected?
>>484272960What am I supposed to see here? All I see is a merchant.
>>484278865They wouldn't make it past the threshold of my front door alive.
>>484278701yea swamp tiddy aint bad NGL
>>484278422Wet and winded.
>>484278725God that sounds good right now
>>484278444I hope you're going to be fine. Hold on tight.
>>484278839for the last time I'm not showing my muffins!
>>484275279>Stokes law noticer>German
>>484278073I drive by you on my way to work every day desu. My business is right by sky king fire works. I always meet a ton of 239 people on 4chan.
>>484279049Beach tiddy best tiddy
>>484279172poll-ACKs are fucking retarded fuck u
>>484278411Don't know if still relevant, but my boomer dad said that when he lived in Hawaii in the 1970s that the drunken natives would have a habit of rolling cars down cliffs.
>>484278422Stuck up and privileged. A lot are model tier in the cities so basically out of reach. Smaller towns they are outnumbered by men so think they’re better than they are
How bad is Orlando gonna be hit
hey cutie
>>484278422I have NEVER in three years here seen a woman who was all of>natural hair color>no tattoos>no piercings>minimal makeup>healthy weightCame from Utah where that was more common. Florida women seem more chill though I think. The fat women aren't aggressive bull dykes.
unlimited power
>>484279664eyeliner in rain is so dumb
>>484278753...from Tampa. 1 blonde 1 Asian qt
They're making me work tomorrow...This shit is a giant piece of shit NOTHING.
