>QRD...MILTON REMAINS A CATASTROPHIC CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE... ...FORECAST TO MAKE LANDFALL ON THE FLORIDA GULF COAST LATE TONIGHT AS A DANGEROUS MAJOR HURRICANE...4:00 AM CDT Wed Oct 9Location: 24.5°N 85.4°WMoving: NE at 14 mphMin pressure: 907 mbMax sustained: 160 mph>Latest Recon showing 180 MPH (flight level)https://tropicalatlantic.com/recon/recon.cgi?basin=al&year=2024&product=hdob&storm=Milton&mission=19&agency=NOAA&ob=10-09-102500-16-928.8-152->Frankie Updatehttps://youtu.be/lLrAyI_AQsE>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>NotesConfederate Meteorologist isn't even a meteorologist, just some bureaucrat discord fag>Previous>>484272326
yet another tampa nothingburger. not like anything ever happens here anyways.
FirstNiggers tongue my anus
TOTAL MIAMI DEATH
Rolling for sharknadoccane
Notice those hot chicks that do the weather on the weather channels and the tv channels with the nice outfits? Yeah. Not only do they provide weather reports, but they are also commanded to sexually pleasure the other male news anchors. And they are happy to oblige. Each time a commercial break comes on and each time they start or stop the news cast, the weather reporter hot chicks are sucking on the male anchors penises, inserting the male anchors penises into their anus and possibly other orficeses. Pretty cool, huh?
Has cat 5 Milton made landfall?
>>484278286Joe Bastardi map droppedHe's the only reliable hurricane prophet/forecaster as he gets paid millions by oil rigs to predict paths.TTD still on menu the eye will be right over it which means strongest winds at landfall around the eyehttps://x.com/BigJoeBastardi/status/1843861343516201349
today is the day that decides weatherfags fate. if it's a nothing burger, they WILL get the rope
>>484278430A post on 4channel.
>>484278286Florida anons, check in with what cigars you’ll be smoking during and after Milton
>>484278430Is that why newscasters are all retarded? They think everyone is happy because their balls are drained every hour on the 8s?
>>484278547purple 305 100's by the carton
ahsg discord:/dHcKumSv
>>484278547I'm not picky bro, my favorite smoke right now is Brickhouse
>>484278599checkedbased boomer grandmaplz don't show titslife in FL is bad enough right now
>>484278547lucky strike red shorts, with an inch clipped off as always.>>484278601no one wants to join your tranny support group
>you will never marry a yank weather girlwhy even keep going my bros :(
>>484278459Ok fine But if this something. Than nothing burgers rope starting with you
>>484278547pipefag, one, more, or some combo of>black cavendish>virginia>burley>kentucky>englishdon't remember who made the blends though
Just a bit of rain and wind. You Americans are such drama Queens.
The democrats provide illegal immigrants with hotel rooms but nothing for American citizens made homeless by a natural disaster.The Department of Homeland Security funds an 800 bed shelter in Greensboro NC but North Carolina hurricane victims can not use it because it is for illegal immigrants.Proofs in this thread>>484232239
WHY ISN'T IT FUCKING WEAKENINGI HAVE TO GO TO WORK TODAY
>>484278676I'm 25 life is just hard and muh ciggys get me by
Port charlotte anon here. Just gonna ride it out. Pretty sure I’ll be good since I’m inland a bit. Working on setting up a YouTube channel this morning just in case shit hits the fan then I can live stream and link here if needed
>>484278694they're kinda uppity hermanocollege does strange things to a bitch
>already being downgraded to category 3
>>484278381>>484278760I think work just flew over your house
What's it like if you are in an apartment during something like this? Are you double fucked?
>>484278286good morning
>>484278796Please do good luck
>>484278757Quit scheming and lying, rabbi. Still not voting Zion Don.
whats the wind shield radius?
>>484278286I take back my comments from yesterdayThis may be as bad as Andrew
>>484278788for some reason I just equate 305's with Virginia Slims. I can't explain it
>>484278286What does /AHS/ stand for
I wonder how many in Tampa skimped out on windstorm coverage because they think they’re invincible
>>484278441Official time is Thurs 5am EST when eye will be directly over city and Total Tampa Death begins approx 1am EST Thurs.
>>484278824depends on the apartmentthe one i'm in now is built like fort knox for some reason, pure concrete + parking garagesome are built like the shitty paper and stick housesworst part is that i can't practically use a generator, so if the power goes out that's it, but i at least have a camping stove, propane, and a balcony
>>484278880I just keep downgrading to the cig that's under 5 bucks still, went from marbs to L&M's and now i'm on trash 305's
>>484278757Yeah well you geniuses thought it was a good idea to support Muslims looking Ilhan Omar and now look what happenedThe wicked brown turds from Arabia and Africa love to see white people sufferI'm happy as well... You guys are very nasty to Indians, so I'm happy you're catching a hiding
>>484278757this is a Florida Man threadgo post Ben Shapiro shit somewhere else
>>484278963Sounds comfy if you're fully stocked and well prepared.
Sarasota anon here. Anyone else more excited than scared? Nothing like a good horrific disaster to shake things up once in a while, keep things fresh. Get to live out my apocalypse fantasies for a week or two. Eat some emergency food supplies, get drunk, kayak in the streets. Cell service will probably get fucked for a while. Not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment.
>>484278935A Huge Shitter
>>484278935Ass Hats Syndicate
>>484278459>today is the day that decides weatherfags fate. if it's a nothing burger, they WILL get the ropeYes it gets frustrating
>>484278286Our news said it was already downgraded to 4 and likely to 3 when it hits land, what gives
digits and he gains strength before landfall
>>484278964probably oughta quit homie. It's too expensive a habit. I don't even find it repulsive but with the dollar the way it is...
>>484279011definitely, and if you're not one of the unfortunate mega-poors who have an apartment with no tub, you can fill the tub with water (or containers with water) beforehand just in case it gets really dicey and the water goes out, so you have something to flush the shitter with, or, if you have bleach and aren't a retard, lots of questionably drinkable water
>>484279062pressure dies over shallow waters such the life of a hurricane
>>484279027if you had star link you could livestream like that foolish negro on kik right now by the beach in Sarasota
>>484279027Frick yeah bro, I just love the hustle and bustle of a big disaster
Shoovy is trying to carry a generator up 6 floors.https://kick.com/shoovy
Gotta say lads. I'm impressed at how wrong all of the forecasters were. Landing as a cat4 is impressive. They do this with every storm every year but they really outdid themselves here.
>>484278389Anus tounges my niggers.
>>484278286Went to bed 12 hours ago, wake up still a cat5What did I miss? Did she track north or south? NEED A QRD
When the sun fully rises the air will heat up, causing it to lose density and intensify the storm. Milton will unleash its full tard strength right before landfall.
>>484278286What kind of fucking pajeet shit is this????? People are gonna be mobile and the evac site is fucking useless. 200% chance this is a fucking DEI hire website
First ever cat 0
>>484279062it's simple, no happening will be allowed on account of the gay ass demiurge
>>484279062>it's STILL a cat5 and less than 24h from landfallis the weakening pure copium?
Florida Men!Check THE FUCK in813 SOG CityEagle Rare at the ready.If the storm surge report stays down at 11, I'm riding it out. If it goes up, I'm heading to my boy's house in Tampa Heights.
>>484278286Isn't Disneyland still remaining open?
>>484279251It will be a Cat 6
>>484278430That is exactly what the now Jacksonville mayor used to do. Well know fact
Mother fucker is turning south for miami
>>484279062the eye is so small this storm is easily effected by pressures but it will still flood Tampa so bad that gators will be sunbathing on roof tops
>>484279227105 lbs.https://www.harborfreight.com/4375-watt-gas-powered-portable-generator-with-co-secure-technology-epa-59207.html
>>484279302the kids are really on this Cat 6 shit aren't they.Max V is getting big buttmad at you
>>484279279>is the weakening pure copium?It'll weaken after two more updates. Trust the plan.
>>484278286Is this pic real? Did the hurricane do that
>>484278286>>484279062it's like indirectly admitting that the media have grown so delusional they each want to preach something they personally see, but then how about anyone who lives in the area? what do they see? or are they even more delusional than the media?i think it's aggravating and miserable to watch people get fucked over by everything from natural disasters to man made establishments and still cling onto them for comfort, but then again given what they are they can't do better.the world is being driven to death by the cult of ones who only know boundless lies and no one from this world can help because they can only see truths up to an extent, and today they're stuck wading through an endless ocean of garbage.how many are there that will die because they should have known better and yet never did in time?
>>484279320better than niggers
>>484279227>>484279335He also plans to either run it inside, or from the balcony, right? I have a flight tomorrow and I hope I don't miss the fun stuff.
>>484279363Max Verstappen? What?
>>484279311That would be a bitch Hopefully it destroy the airport completely
>>484278286stfu. Spaz FAGGOTASS, its currently CAT4 will downgrade again today CAT 3Don't be giant cocksmoking cum funnel.
>>484279311Nobody likes Puerto Ricans anyways
>>484279182>>484279320>>484279279I mean is it CAT 5 or CAT 4, surely it cant be both. Who is lying, or how would a mistake like that make it in anywhere?
>>484278286>wake up>still a cat 5Based
>>484279418Him too but there's some american kid with a youtube channel who does strom chasing shit I just discovered in this general the other dayMax Velocity (guffaw)he looks and sounds kinda autistic
>>484279279>it's actually strengthening all the way into the coast>total west coast florida death
Just woke up. I thought we were supposed to be at a cat 3 by now and it was moving south? Why hasn’t it weaked and why has every model shifted the path back north?Is TTD back on the menu?
>>484279320>flood Tampa so bad that gators will be sunbathing on roof topsdepends on where the storm ACTUALLY landsif Tampa Bay is only getting outflow winds due to being on the left side of the counterclockwise motion of the spin it will actually get the water sucked out of the bayonly St. Pete gets flooded in that case, and basically the opposite of TTD, double the water and pass it to Sarasota
>still cat 5>models with eye right into the bayMeteorologists are all loser faggots
CAT 8 just detected. My schmeckle blew off and flew over my house.
>>484278935Aryan Super Humans
>>484278824yea pretty much. since you're a renter you have to give up your apartment to an illegal beaner or haitian. sucks but thats how it is
>>484278935>>484279076But it literally is still strengthening
>>484279581that's what happened in Irma. People were walking in the bay near bayshore
>>484279273DEI at its best
>>484278286The CAT 8 blew off my schmeckle.
>>484278935/All Hot and Sweaty/welcome to florida
>>484279461well I posted the most recent NOAA NHC advisory graphic so as of 0400 today it was comfortably Cat5, it is possible that the hour to hour updates had it weaken to 155mph as a max Cat4 but that could just be an eye wall replacement cyclethe reality is that it isn't functionally weakening in a way that is significant to those who are getting hit
>>484279273>enable desktop modeWow so hard... well. Maybe for brown people it is.
>>484279540Unless I’m missing something since I am just getting back in /AHSG/ after sleep, all models are still pointing towards a southern landfall.QRD STILL NEEDED, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Best wishes to any anon in the path of this.
>>484279798mobile responsive design these days is usually baked in to the html. I.e., it displays the page based on the size of the viewport rather than distinguish between a mobile/desktop devices
>>484279581Eh read Joe Bastardi's twatter feed he's posting the anticipated surge and wave heights because the storm will not move like noaa/media pics it will run almost parallel before landing meaning pushing water.https://x.com/BigJoeBastardi/status/1843952559872217111He's never wrong and is paid millions to run WeatherBell an industry hurricane tracking service
>>484278286They're projecting possibly above 9 feet of flooding in the impact zones. All first floors of structures will be flooded.
>>484279846Many of them will die
>>484279461https://tropicalatlantic.com/recon/recon.cgi?basin=al&year=2024&product=hdob&storm=Milton&mission=18&agency=AF&ob=10-09-082200-31-910.1-149-129910mb it's still cat5
How the FUCK does Tampa always dodge the worst of it
>>484279540It always has been
>>484278286Stop being deliberately misleading
>>484279922checked for buzzsaw milton
>>484280000Checked. Also, because of the ancient indian magic.
damn this is going to be bad
>>484279540Yes, I've been telling you TTD is imminent.
>>484279378I use My Weather Radar app and make my own predictionsThe projections say it will move north but the main body of the storm seems on a linear path right towards me. If going by the last hour of movement the radar app shows
>>484280088>no it's NOT true that alligator did NOT fly through the air this is DISinformation!keke
>>484279922>>484279939>>484279950>>484280109>Doom botsIt'll weaken and be a nothing burger
>>48427992250ft waves too? Wat is that real holy shit
>>484279922>it will run almost parallel before landing meaning pushing waterthat doesn't counter what I just said, even if it does a wobble parallel to the coastline what I said about the outwind sucking out tampa bay remainsit depends entirely on the literal placement of the eye and the direction of the wobble, if it's a southerly hit and southerly wobble it's just a transmutation of TTD into TSD
>>484280168i'm not a bot, buddy. i'm a real person with feeling.
>>484278935/AHSG/ - Atlantic Hurricane Season General
Where’s the eye hitting lads?
>>484280130Models have it trending south. Right now it’s looking more like Total Tampa Inconvenience, not Death.
>>484278935Ass Hole Stretcher Generalyou gonna get it nigga
Any other anons spending the storm gooning over women who'd call the cops on you getting inseminated by Chad's bull semen?
>>484279540It never left the menu
>>484279461Cat 4 or 5 it's just a matter of perspective
How bad is it gonna hit orlando?
>>48427984312z looks like it's shifting a bit north. Next NHC cone in 15 mins i believe?
>>484280220Clearwater Beach
>>484280000They got an AFB that has black project tech in TampaThey probably just rolled out some antique orgone cloud busters and put the outtake hoses in a blowup kids pool, said hurrah and went to the sports bar for some R&R
WFLA 8 real time wobble trackerhttps://www.wfla.com/video/wfla-com-wobble-tracker/adst9VARmWrkeNkr/
>>484278441This is the North American Mesoscale model, Joe has nothing to do with it. He gets paid millions by oil corporations because he denies anthropogenic climate change.
>>484279378to be fair the entire west coast peninsula counties all issued mandatory evacuation orders by Oct7 and Oct 8 for at least zone A and a lot of ABC
Reviewbrah is standing his ground to ensure the safety of this suit collection. The forces of good grow stronger!
>>484279461It’s a Schrödinger's hurricane. In reality it’s currently a cat 5. It will weaken before it makes landfall later today. It will most likely hit as a high end cat 4
>>484280233It'll shift north just enough, there's time left.
>>484280168Milton is literally grazing it's dick at Florida as a Cat 5.
>>484279540>every model shifted the path back northpost the models
>>484279279Florida looks like a goat head here
Milton is barely hanging in there.Cat 1 landfall confirmed.
>>484280343Why do Europeans post like 12 year olds?Get off your dad's laptop fag
>>484278286Who else watching Lewis Turner?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OChT44rJi-8
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>>4842804462 more hours
It’s still a cat 5
>>484280303>>484280364We shall see, hoping y’all are correct. Surprised to wake up and still see it chucking along as a 5. Thought we would see some massive wreaking overnightGO MILTON GOTAKE MY ENERGY
/OurRetard/ is winking at us
>>484280300Anyone?
>>484280563Not sure yet
>>484280446landfall in approx 17 bongs
>NEW picture of hurricane Milton from the International Space station. Holy shit! 250mph winds
>>484280518The eye is starting to look weak
>>484280343British English is an infantile language. Descriptive words, slang, and names (ex: toad in a hole, bubble and squeak) are childish nonsense.
If the worst is left out of Tampa this storms over unless Disney somehow gets wiped out
>>484279251
>>484280648>British English
>DOWNGRADED TO CAT 4
>>484278286It’s going to be a nothing burger, as soon as the media hyped it, I started to unpack my shit dawg , will loot some white people houses though as they all left in a hurry in my neighbourhood
>>484280648I've noticed since yesterday bongs are desperately shitting up these generals for attentionI'm thinking that's a literally retarded stay at home downie jeet or some fat anglo junkie with no lifeJust don't respond to euro flags, they just want to feel apart of it when in truth it's none of their business
>>484280807https://edition.cnn.com/weather/live-news/hurricane-milton-florida-10-09-24/index.html?t=1728474747726
>>484279540>>484280130>>484280312>>484280515farming yearly ttd copium
>>484280781>undecided voter>lib crusher
>>484280781>tfw born in that hospital and grew up on DIIf we shift like 20 miles north my house is toast
>>484279922I know it’s not as bad as storm surge but to add to that NHC is predicting up to a foot of rain now for Tampa
>>484280343I hope he will be President one day
>>484280645he's headfaking weatherfags>pic relyellow ticks are earlier lightning when the eye was closing and "weakening"white ticks are most recent, and are rapidly becoming more frequenthe started to weaken for a moment, but is strengthening againlike previous anon said,milton just winked at us
this will disappoint
>>484280790>having pride as a BritYour culture is done. You no longer own your language. America does.
>>484280890reviewbrah head of FDAfrankie head of weatherlet's make an entire government of effortposting mega autists
>>484280300It will rain in Orlando and be slightly windy. Nothing serious. Just get a pub sub and stay indoors. You’ll be fine
>>484280820Hurricane Kirk is near there right now pissing all over bongistan
>>484280949Unless it pulls a Charley and rides up the i4 corridor
>>484280949Seems like Tampa is going to get the worst of it
>>484280882I'll take that rain every day brudda
Drppoed 10 mb, but doubled in travel speed.
BULLETINHurricane Milton Intermediate Advisory Number 17ANWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL142024800 AM EDT Wed Oct 09 2024...WINDS WILL BEGIN TO INCREASE ALONG THE WEST COAST OF FLORIDA BY THIS AFTERNOON......PREPARATIONS, INCLUDING EVACUATION IF TOLD TO DO SO, SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION THIS MORNING...SUMMARY OF 800 AM EDT...1200 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...25.0N 84.8WABOUT 120 MI...195 KM W OF THE DRY TORTUGASABOUT 250 MI...405 KM SW OF TAMPA FLORIDAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...155 MPH...250 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...NE OR 40 DEGREES AT 16 MPH...26 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...915 MB...27.02 INCHES
Max wind 155mph915mbNE at 16mph
>>484278286
>>484281064>pressure is still <920
>>484281031Sarasota will see the worst of it. Siesta key will be completely destroyed.
>>484280882Yeah I saw 18 inches expected dumped in only a few hours so flash flooding on top of storm surge.Gators floating through downtown Tampa eating all the looters
>>484279265Its uhh, not as far north as we hoped, and not as far south as normies wanted. Tampa is still in play.
>catastrophic storm incoming in hours >under mandatory evacuation >15 storm surge or more in hours>I think I’ll put on my pink headband and jog around Florida
>>484280000THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
8am cone outIt's definitely shifted north.
>X1.8 flare occurred earlier today.Fast moving protons will hit earth today.Ionosphere is already heating above levels from the past few days.SOLAR ACTIVITY WILL STRENGTHEN HIM180 MPH WINDS MEASURED IN MOST RECENT RECONREMINDER:NOAA ARE LYING INTENTIONALLY TO TURN WEST COAST FLORIDA INTO ANOTHER WEST NC/APPALACHIACONFEDERATE METEOROLOGIST WILL NO DOUBT COME SLITHERING OUT OF THE WOODWORK TO INTERFEREKEEP AN EYE OUT, STAY SAFE AND DRY
>>484278963You could get one of those cheap tailgate generators to run on your balcony to keep your fridge going.
>>484281064Milton isn't fucking around
>>484281064They are always hesitant to label it a cat 5 (156+ mph) right before landfall for some reason. Milton is absolutely a cat 5 mad damage still
>>484281064Cat 1 confirmed. Pack it up. This is going to be an embarrassment for fearmongering meteorologists and journos. They will respond with “better be overprepared than underprepared!” as millions of people wasted gas, food, and supplies for a nothingburger.
Are the Scientologists at Clearwater going to get rekt by this?
>>484279265Just been downgraded to Cat 4. But it was barely Cat 5 for a while so not much change.
>>484281142It’s going to come down to a few miles north or south, it could go either way with a short jog
>>484281142Looks like I'm staying in GA until friday kek
>>484280931>British English
>>484280173Yes thats real, you REALLY dont wanna be in a boat, lol
>>484280838Bro it doesn’t really matter whether it’s 140mph or 180mph winds. A storm of that size moving that slowly will be devastating. I remember being in Colorado in a wind storm with gusts of 110mph and trees were being blown over.
>>484281297Probably longer than that
its not guaranteed tampa death but certainly a chance. all it takes during even a cat 3 is something going wrong, shitty infrastructure etc. the tons of debris laying around from helene won't help
>>484281166there's something about occasionally preparing and consuming, for a time, food that doesn't need to be refrigerated that satisfies some inner part of my soulgoing camping is a subset of that
>>484278286what time is the gmt - as in the default timezone that should be used for everyone.
>work closes today at noon>supposed to reopen at noon tomorrow, right when the storm is overhead
>>484279255GIGABASED>>484278389Based, floridaman lives on
>>484281231
>>484281331Don't forget whatever tornados and flash floods it'll throw left and right for hours
>>484281142TOTAL TAMPA DEATH
>>484278739I smoke similar blends, usually together. BCA, English Oriental, and Virginian Burley. Using meerschaum keeps it tasting nice.
>>484280645Yea but look at how chonky hes gotten.
>>484281142TAMPA DEATH
>>484281211>for some reasonBecause then it becomes a Historic firstNo one wants to claim a record breaking storm made landfall because it would require follow up acknowledgement that weather systems are getting more extreme each year
>>484278286Tampa surge downgraded from 10 - 15 ft to 8 to 12 ftTampa is about to dodge again.
>>484278823KEK
Bro, this shit is going to go flying everywhere.
>>484281231stop it you misery. this is going to be yuge.
>recent lightning is going fucking INSANE>>484281423based, i have a meerschaum cobi have no idea how other smokehead anons burn their wallets with ciggies, that $10 cob pipe and $40 of tobacco in that image is going to last me well over a year or until the 'bacco just starts molding
>>484281064>>484281060>>484281142Uhhhhh.... why is not a Cat 3 already? Also I thought it was moving South?
>>484281342Well it's gonna be full of water before impact, theres like a mini tropical storm forming before milton hits
>>484280852I pray you get cancer
>>484281142Tampa, milton comes for thee. Its happening boys.
>>484281423I like a good robust blackened blend.I like when it has a good bite to it's puff
>>484281314RIP to that one leg homeless dude on a sailboat
>>484281562Should've returned that stapler, Tampa
>>484281551Milton continued to strengthen
>>484281616>RIP to that one leg homeless dude on a sailboatdude i saw that guy on youtube, he said he got reclassified as not disabled? fucking government.
>>484281474>impact directly in Venice. My dad house in an A zone going to get destroyed
>>484281474Will be interesting to see how much strength it maintains after landfall, I doubt most people on the east side have thought about storm surge
>>484281550>>recent lightning is going fucking INSANEIf I have a son hes getting named milton, this nigga has been fighting like a madman the whole time.
>>484281467Cat 5’s have made landfall before
>>484281655cat 5 confirmed
>>484281551Milton Fludgecow's son Chauncey is ahead to break up the wind shear system
>>484281695>cat 5 confirmedTampa obliterated.
>>484281665The government wants us dead. Anyone have that video of him? I saw it yesterday and didn’t save it
>>484281666Them insurance companies gonna start claiming bankruptcy
>>484281249Oh yes. Ignore all the Sarasota bullshit. It will land in Clearwater
it will be fucking nuts if after this passes, another one comes through next week or after. there's still 2 months of hurricane season lol
People keep saying south of Tampa for eye landfall.
>>484281741it was one of the news channels i think like fox or nbc
>>484281142They don't update path at the 8am update. They only update current location. If you compare the 4am and 8am update, the 8am shows it actually went more eastward compared to the 4am projected path which means likely more south. Can still go anywhere though. TTD isn't off the menu but looks like the hardrock is trying to steer it into sarasota.
>>484281727Based MJ/BJ Listener
>>484281142>definitely shifted northbased on what exactly?>>484281554considering that (you) are literally constantly long, year after year, your statement sounds protective so thanks
>>484281780The models show another hitting new orleans after the 20th
sick of all the reddit atheist nihilists in these fucking threadswaaah waaah im so pessimistic god isnt watchingwaaah waaah look at the numbersconsoooom the datahave some faith and optimismGod will intervene and he will take controlhe will smash a cat 5 direct in to tampaand we will all have fun
>>484281780Next one is supposed to hit northern florida again, Miami seems to be soared from all the fun heh
>>484278991
>>484281748They literally just don’t pay, they can make it very painful if they want. They will make you take them to court and get a lawyer. They will drag it out in court for years. Most people cannot afford to pay a lawyer for years when they do t even have a house to live in.
>>484281850>he will smash a cat 5 direct in to tampa>and we will all have funeveryone secretly wants it
NOAA calling it a cat 4 at 915mb is fucking criminalon this recent recon, they flew in, their instruments broke, they flew in a circle in the eye for like 30 minutes, flew out, then based it all on one shitty measurementat the EXACT SAME TIME,the airforce made tons of measurements showing 909mbsame pattern applies to wind speedsNOAA is a fucking DEI trainwreck joke at best, criminally malicious murderers at worst>pic rel, recent NOAA and AF recon at the same time
>>484281815Found it in my history. Thanks. Starts around the 2 min markhttps://youtu.be/Ao9ix5XjD8Y?si=09Nh79IcXIti3gp4
>>484281748It’s funny cause the told me with such confidence that they never get powerful hurricanes in that area when he moved there. Hopefully it’s just totaled at this point and he can move away.
>>484281780Bastardi saying Oct 25-Nov 5 is ripe for another hurricane right at seasons end.Also because of this activity winter start in NE usa/canada is going to be super cold.The record is I think 6 named hurricanes per season and Milton is #5 or 6 iirc
>>484280874No one cares if you drown with your silver spoons on Davis island. You are who we hope gets 15 ft of storm surge kek
>>484281142>>484281833And here is why I'm saying that. Compare to grid lines. You can see it's actually more east compared to projections which means more south. So the 11am path update, it needs to show a more northward path for TTD. It's running out of room before it starts touching land.
>>484281933lol
>>484281666My fiancés dad and grandma both live in Venice evac zone A. They evacuated, but their homes will be gone.
>>484281347I get that. We were without power, water, comms for a week after Helene.
UPgo UP you bastard
>>484278286Why don't you go out and shoot at it with your 50 cal?
>I heard you doubted the power of the sacred burial grounds, paleface. Hand over that case of firewater and no one gets hurt.
>>484282090I thought it shifted up a bit already
>>484282103Gotta use bigger guns for this one
>>484281780>tfw Pacific Rim is coming true
Anyone have the latest spaghetti models?
>>484278739I want a pipe badly. Much sophisticated.
>>484282203
>>484278430Ok but what about the male anch...Oh.
>>484281843You can literally see its shifted north some in the NOAA forecasts nigger
>>484282229TOTAL EAST COAST DEATH
>>484282179Kek
>>484282229Muh spaghetti yum yum
>>484282212you can get started with just a $10 meerschaum cob>although smoking out of a corn cob ain't gonna make you look sophisticated
>>484279461They are Cat juggling.
>>484281933So we’ll see if the next measurement from NOAA is more accurate
>>484281938>I slept through itI hope this man makes it through safely.
Blue Shed man says total tampa death
>>484282253I don't think those east of tampa bay are prepared for whats cumming up
>>484278430Do the camera crew and producers, etc. just sign NDAs? Wouldn't they want some?
Hail to the storm gods, bringers of death
>>484282203https://data.heraldtribune.com/storm/?sph=al142024#spaghetti
>>484282133NOT ENOUGH. IT NEEDS TO LAND IN THE POCKET
all that purple on western side of eye wall is a thing of beauty
>>484278286Falligator
>>484282482He’s 1000% going to die. There will be 50ft waves
>>484282253I can see on my life radar that it's not looping north at all.It is going east northeast and looks like it's gonna land by NaplesThe movement might change in an hour but at this very moment the main body is heading right towards ft myers Beach and the lower half of it's body is gonna strafe Naples.
EVACUATION NOTICES OUT FOR SOME OF SEMINOLE COUNTY (NE ORLANDO)TOTAL MOUSE DEATH INC
>>484282564Thanks anon, do you know which one is most reliable historically?
>>484282661wow... for what? wind? lol
>>484282229Christ…
>>484281938>https://youtu.be/Ao9ix5XjD8Y? Fixed
Aren’t there a ton of strip clubs in Tampa Bay? Who is taking care of the strippers during this hurricane? Any anons stepping up to the plate?
>>484282633It’s going to make landfall on the skyway bridge (st pete) before 4am as a cat 4/5
>>484282721flooding, mostly for poorfags in mobile homes or goofs in high-risk flood zones it seems
>>484281933NOAA being a DEI makes sense, so that's why the MyRadar app uses the airforce data for their hurricane tracker>>484282253see where? and NOAA are useless literal niggers and niggresses that specialize in being consistently wrong and retardedshow me a cone based on the airforce data and not the useless niggers of anal assblasting (NOAA)
>>484281843I'm sorry that was mean of me. I rescind my hateful curse. Just need this form to hit north of Tampa Bay. I can't explain it. I needed it
>>484282772Thanks. Sorry for not sanitizing my links. Phonefag right now
>>484282813it looks like seminole county initially issued a GENERAL evacuation order, then maybe tried to backtrack it to mobile homes and high risk zones, so some DEI mega fuck up is sending the entire county into a panicKEK
>>484282661They sent a general evacuation order and then quickly said, ackshually only mobile homes and flood prone areas. Can’t hit me with that shit at 8am, im hungover as shit.
>>484282813seems like nobody ever learns to check flood zones when buying land/houses. fucking idiots
GOOD MORNING ALL MY WEST COAST OF THE EAST MOTHER FUCKERSGOD BLESS YOU AS I MAKE THESE EGGS N BACON WITH POSSIBLY MY LAST XUP OF COFFEE FOR A WHILECHECK ON YOUR NEIGHBORS AND LETS HUNKER DOWN MOTHER FUCKERS, WE GOT THIS FLORIDA STRONG, FUCK MILTON
BAKING
>>484282787My fiancé is friends with several strippers. There a few around Tampa. Not the greatest. Cheetah in Sarasota is fun. We go like every other month.
next baker should put the nig livestream from sarasota this guy confirmed total nigger death he's right on the beach https://kick.com/shoovy
woah did you see that latest wobble to the north? is it happening?
>>484278757Using an AI photo makes your statement less believable, you realize that right? Stop being dishonest.
>>484282893people are stuck with whatever they can afford
>>484278547i've been saving this since Jul 4, now I know what for.
storm downgraded. it's over.
>>484283000holy shit this guy has 2 days of food planned for an apocalyptic hurricane and flood
>>484278286All these nukes and we can't stop a hurricane? We can make one but can't stop one? Priorities man, our government really doesn't give a shit about us. This wacky weather is likely the result of all the silver iodide and acetone they cloud seeded us with.
>>484283121Storm upgraded, we're back boys
>>484282893so should nothing exist in a flood zone because it might flood once a year?
>>484283131The worst food too. He’s a retard
>>484282721That's one hell of a buttplug.
>>484282802I will keep my own council on this rather than trust the "experts"I've been tracking with this app since 2009 in tornado alleyIf the body maintains course even miami will get some action, and I would not put it past our government to intentionally prepare the wrong zones to clog up the northern escape routes and let everything south of Sarasota get caught with their pants around their anklesI guess we will find out now won't we?I've got my case of beer and shotty ready, 3 grills and plenty of campstove fuel so it doesn't matter either way, but I am telling you, that storm is gonna hit further south than st pete unless the updraft blowing all that smoke north can move the eyes current course
>>484282886Stupid fucking Amber Alert blasting me with panic
FRESH>>484283218
Anyone got the comfy streams. I.E radar with oceanfront camera view with classical elevator music playing I'm the background
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>>484283000Bro bruh broooooo bruhh brah broooo chillll bro
>>484283131You only need two days of food, if you can hunt and field dress animalsFlorida is loaded with wildlifewe got fat birds and fat lizards, and fat fishWe even got fat scorpions, if it ever gets too bad I will post a photo of my thai street food bbq
>>484283427Damn, it's really that far south?
>>484282886>im hungover as shit.The secret is the moment you know you are done drinking and ready to pass out, you drink two full glasses of ice water anon and keep a bottle or two by the bed.Remember that if you want to wake up like I did, groggy but no hangover.
>>484281550I agree, and it tastes great. Cigarettes are shit-tier.
>>484282861So am I, stop making excuses anon.
Tampa is officially off the menu boys, it is hitting sarasota for sure!
>>484278430I love anchorwoman JAV!
>>484278547All my cigars got old. So only got black n milds
>>484283578Based. Cigar smoker reporting in. Caldwells line is amazing, pretty much anything Espinosa or Arturo Fuente is amazing as well. Foundation sticks are amazing too.
>>484281563Cheers to that. Smoking some now, and sending best wishes to all the good people and animals in Florida. Watching from Niggerland in Alabama at the moment. Can't wait to get back to Texas where I can go months without seeing a black.
>>484281563Tabernacle or partagas black label would be a good cigar to try if you like dark n bitey
>>484281850based
>>484283896I'm moving back to the Midwest so my wife can be nearer to her family this year.I can't wait to see some nigger free winters in the sticks Going to soak up some days living in the countryside and find some ranch that needs a hand, I am done with corporate rat racing and I make decent money with affiliate ads so thinking o just going back to some honest outdoors work and supplementing it with the side gig
>>484284024I am writing that down and gonna look it up right now I do love dark and biteyAdds flavor to the powerful buzz
>>484284350That's the way to do it. Back to the land in a niggerless countryside home.
>>484278286Kek has heard our prayers for Total Tampan Death and he has answered
>>484284398If you want a hard kick in the fuckin nuts, the strongest, but also most pricey stick I've ever had was a Montecristo Nicaragua 1935 anniversary, get it in belicoso/torpedo shapeIt'll knock your fuckin socks off and suplex your shit lmao but I also love it because to me and my palette, it was the tastiest smoke I've had. Only second to the caldwells blind man bluff maduro, which doesn't have much of a kick but the flavor reigns
