>NOAA QRD...TROPICAL-STORM-FORCE WINDS AND HEAVY RAINFALL ONGOING... ...MULTIPLE TORNADO WARNINGS IN EFFECT ACROSS FLORIDA PENINSULA...4:00 PM EDT Wed Oct 9Location: 26.9°N 83.5°WMoving: NE at 17 mphMin pressure: 950 mbMax sustained: 125 mph>Frankie Updatehttps://youtu.be/lLrAyI_AQsE>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslIYIQ-UY0 Jeffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWXVsctjZM Reedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQ NBC2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8 FOXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJNKCKpXRhQ Skyway Bridgehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ysdLmExEw Clearwaterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7KXT0FP6Q EarthCam (multicam)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMvZaapg9UY AP (multicam)>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Previous>>484323541
TOTAL TAMPA DEATH
MEANWHILE, IN MEXICAN WEATHERIT'S GETTING TWISTY!!
>cat 2 on landfall
LOOK AT THE OP GIFMILTON IS GOING TO SWALLOW TAMPAIT DOESN'T NEED AN EYEIT'S A MONSTER
>>484325894You didn't miss out on the Half of all booze Hurricane Welcoming parties at the local bars did you? Over a Cat 2?
>>484325934mmmm boobies
WE ARE SAVED IT WENT DOWN
nigger faggot
my asshole itches at night when i sleep
>he believed the tv expertKek
>WINDS SLOWING DOWN AT RECORD SPEED>TAMPA NOT HIT>STORM MIGHT DISINTEGRATE COMPLETELY BEFORE LANDFALL
Time for me to share some of my weather girl culture.Sabrina LeeHer instagram is literally SabrinaleeBBC
WEATHER CHANNEL CONFIRMS CAT 1 OR LESS ON LANDFALL>WEATHER CHANNEL CONFIRMS CAT 1 OR LESS ON LANDFALLWEATHER CHANNEL CONFIRMS CAT 1 OR LESS ON LANDFALL>WEATHER CHANNEL CONFIRMS CAT 1 OR LESS ON LANDFALLCan't believe I wasted my time on this nothing burger
Ignore all nothingburger carpetbaggers
>>484326027https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
POST MORE WEBM WHORES
NIGGERShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwgJgTL5JmE
>cat 2Doomposter btfo
Bots are running Wild
>>484325894GEORGE FLOOD IS ALIVEhttps://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
>>484325894Insane event. I am not even there and I feel the adrenaline merely from watching the data. It is historical. Ignore nothing burger anons, they are dead inside, zombies!
LOOKNER IS LIVE>LOOKNER IS LIVELOOKNER IS LIVE>LOOKNER IS LIVELOOKNER IS LIVE>LOOKNER IS LIVELOOKNER IS LIVE>LOOKNER IS LIVE
>>484326072FLORIDA SURVIVES
>>484326080Here
TOTAL TAMPA DEATH INBOUND! 2 DAMN YEARS! 2 DAMN YEARS I LOOKED A FOOL!
It is fully off the track now headed north.TTD is not just on the menu. It's the whole damn meal
>>484326072>1pbtidso many insurance shills ITTSAD!
>>484326133link
Already demoted to a cat2 on landfall. A NOTHINGBURGER once againUnited states of POOOP fails again…
NEW BAKER NEEDED>NEW BAKER NEEDEDNEW BAKER NEEDED>NEW BAKER NEEDED
>>484325894Nothing. Fucking. Happens. Stop posting about a shitty little rainstorm
>>484325999And a low cat 2 at that, what a disappointment
The mass of water has so much inertia it means nothing whether this is a cat 2 or 5 at this point, it's been dragging water for a long time now while strong as fuck.Landfall will be timed about the same time as the tidal high, the coast will drown no matter the wind conditions.
>cat 3>endless threadsmutts are fags
BREAKING: STORM WILL LIKELY DISINTEGRATE ON SEA BEFORE MAKING LANDFALL. IT’S OVER
The fuck is kick? Is this some new glowie trick?
just got home bros, how long until impact?
>>484326174Now let's see if he picks back up
MILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTH>MILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTHMILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTH>MILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTHMILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTH>MILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTHMILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTH>MILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTHMILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTH>MILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTHMILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTH>MILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTHMILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTH>MILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTHMILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTH>MILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTHMILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTH>MILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTHMILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTH>MILTON HAS SHIFTED TO THE NORTH
It's still cat 4suck it nothing doomers
BANALLEUROPEANSFUCK OFF WE DONT CARE FOR YOUR “PARTICIPATION”
>>484326200I can bake for a while
I stayed in Tampa, I'm going to die aren't i
>>484326133I would prefer he focus on israel like a good little jew
>>484325894>>484326005>>484326010>>484325990>>484326026>>484326027>>484326125>>484326133>>484326142GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WANTED IT TO DROWN THAT FAGGOT FUCKING NIGGER, THECELTICREBEL. WHY DOES NOTHING EVER HAPPEN TO THAT PIECE OF SHIT?!??! GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMN HIM AND FAG AGENDA. STUPID RETARDED SHORT STACK SHRIMPY FUCKHEAD! JUST FUCKING KYS ALREADY MANLET MAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>all dem burgers seething about us eurochads laughing at themYou do know we have 200km/h winds from time to time, right?Most notable events: a few retards dying and trees falling on stuff(Notice how the house is unaffected, that's because we don't build them out of paper)
>>484326238im a hrvat too
>>484326171>>484326174>>484326200TTD IS HAPPENING BOYS HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
If you haven't evacuated you're going to die.
It’s gonna hit Tampa after all
>>484326271CATEGORY DOESN'T MATTER>PRESSURE MATTERSCATEGORY DOESN'T MATTER>PRESSURE MATTERS!CATEGORY DOESN'T MATTER>PRESSURE MATTERSCATEGORY DOESN'T MATTER>PRESSURE MATTERS!
incoming thread splits again...
i saw someone on a bike scoping out cars for a robbery in Orlando last night. hate this city. the same MILLISECOND that law and order breaks down JUST ONE IOTA the criminals start going ham. FUCK orlando.
>>484326198It's predicted to be cat4 on landfall. Also potential for anomalous strengthening to cat 5
has it hit yet?
>>484326323>200 kmhWhat is that? Like 30 mph?
LT. DAN STATUS!?!?!?
>>484326271>Max sustained: 125 mphSorry but no
I'm in Pasco county and didn't evac, how fucked am I?
>>484326276u mad bro?
>>484326347Aren't female weather reporters supposed to have big tits
>>484325894it's retarded how a weather general of all things draws in a type of arrogant asshole that inhibits these threads... as if they know fuck all about anything, so something as simple as weather becomes their topic to gatekeepkindly fuck yourself, faggotand before the whole thread becomes butthurt, i'm not talking about the majority, just a select few assholesi have a bunch of pictures of unseen damage of Helene i was going to post here but you faggots don't deserve to see shitfuck you
>>484326271Baffles how comfortable people are with lying through their teeth on the internet with a straight face about subjects they don't know shit about. It's a cat 3.
>>484326347>>484326347Why did the bbc send a native bong to florida?
>>484326347It's a nothing burger now. It's only hitting Tampa
>>484326347Ugly shitskin poojeeta
>>484326238and you are gay
Every traffic camera in Florida. https://fl511.com/See if you can find any signs of happening
why is the bottom half of the storm just kinda gone?
>>484326397'Going to die'
nothing ever happens
>>484326397dead (he left)brownnot lt. dan
We've got the claws of death-cane going straight for tampa bay, "wobbling" to the north more and more!
>>484326221Hehehe>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >MUH HAPPOOOOOOOOOOONINGEat a dick, a bit of water ain't never hurt nobody
>The weather is worse in the UK than it is FLWhy are mutts like this?
Burgers are really flying into fits of panic over some wind and rain. you all just bored or what?
THERE WILL BE NO STORM. IT’S FALLING APART RAPIDLY
>>484326397He was found washed ashore three weeks later
Nothing burger faggots have really ruined these threads. Used to be comfy but you nigger lovers never shut up
>>484326072remeber to write your name down in case the worst happens
>>4843263873 hours bruce
>>484326383stop watching schizo youtubers.The weather channel has confirmed cat 1 or less on landfall. 60-80 mph winds. NOTHING BURGER CONFIRMED
>>484326401It's only 5mph away from cat 4
>>484326420Hey, I'd like to see it.
>>484326403Pasco should be ok if you aren't in a flood zone. I think you won't really get a surge anyway being north of the cane
Conditions down here in SFL already getting worse, can't imagine how bad this will hit the west coast
>>484326420>sneedsneed
>>484326393It's like a cat 4 burgerbro
>>484326403can you drive down to my house in palm harbor and check on it?
ideally, someone other than confaggot metrannyologist will bake, either way, i need to eat and these threads move too fast for me to cook and bakeGL /AHSG/
>>484326397VindicatedNothing Burger storm
>>484326523nothingburger
>>484326535not even at land fall yet, it still got hours to be ripped apart by shear
>>4843265233 days of raids so far kek
I am in the Cascades, bros how fucked am I?
>>484325894Leiutenant Dan bustedhttps://x.com/mena_ganey/status/1844088648553353568
>>484326393thats a nothingburger
>>484326523nothing. will. happen.you can go back to edging to your porn
>>484326528private college twink whining to get on the news whats new about that?
>>484326498stop being so nazi hans
>>484326343That's not enough north to slam the bay full of water.
15 tornado reports so farThat feels a little low
>>484326534It's updated NOAA data. It will be severe, I assure you
>>484326523i hate them so much. i just want to lurk and watch floridians post pub sub jpegs
>>484326347I've ejaculated several times at this point, just to be sure.
>>484326531>A 200 mile storm travelling at 15mph is only 3 hours from shore and we've seen zero destruction retard.
>>484326307> I stayed in Tampa, I'm going to die aren't iSince you're a nigger player character and not a real person then chances of that are very high
Where are you guys getting this CAT 2 shit from, or are you just being a dick?
>>484326523N O T H I N G B U R G E R
>>484326628It's always edgy bongs. I know your skinny as shit with no muscle mass. Grow up
>>484326451>https://fl511.com/>cameras i want to see over the bay>dead
>>484326699Demoralization tactics
>>484326672Do tornados just spout off of hurricanes?
>>484326609Lt Dan bros....Not like this...
>>484326699They are LLMs
>>484326609>Leiutenant Dan busted>https://x.com/mena_ganey/status/1844088648553353568sure, believe ALL women. no thanks, imma stick to Lt Dan's side of the story.
>>484326609He didn't set up the Gofundme btw. This kid who goes to UT and loves tampa for some reason set it up
>>484326523why is lurking and comfyposting so dead on /pol/. it makes me sad
>>484326455Because it’s a tropical storm getting over reported.
>>484326609smart guy
>Weakening by the hour>Category 3 alreadyHappening bros... we got too cocky
>>484326609The question is:Is he riding out the stromin his boat?if so then good on him.
>>484326307It's a nothingburger, you'll be fine. Just close the windows.
I know some of you guys didn't like people mentioning that mike nigger but he's streaming again and on the edge of some water where there is a less than 0% chance of a gator biting his dumb nigger ass kek
CAT 1 on landfall in the middle of nowhere. nothingburger confirmed
>>484326757Yea, can get a lot of tornadoes and water spouts from them. Still early - once it gets closer it will pick up
>>484326699CAT n0thingburger by landfall
>>484326420these threads give you a perfect image of the kid of posters this board attracts>arrogant misanthropic incels with nothing good in their life who care about things with no personal impact whatsoever and wish destruction on people they have never met
>>484326317Bar Status? OPEN FOR BUSINESSCOME ONE COME ALLGET SOME LIQUOR IN YAsBRING YOUR OWN RAFT
>>484326142bro please where did the fucking cats go PLEASE bro ???
>>484326609>some whore saysyeah sure>rolls eyes
>>484326823nothing ever happens
THE HURRICANE IS SO WEAK NOW IT CAN'T EVEN REACH LAND>WINDS SLOWING DOWN>LIGHT RAIN>PEOPLE GOING ABOUT THEIR DAYNOTHING BURGER
>>484326534>stop watching schizo youtubers.people are so stupid to believe whatever these people tell them. >"look at the rain, omg, i cant see anything..'just a few droplets of rain
>George Flood is back, floating on an air mattress.
>>484326478I know modern attention spans are kind of shit, but you guys just lost quarter of a state in the mountains during previous storm, with likely thousands of white people dead.>>484326784Because this place is full of tourists who really want to fit in.Also zoomers are mostly incapable of comfyposting, since their entire existence is just about arguing online.That or it's jews really salty that these generals are taking attention away from the middle-east.
>JIM CANTORE MOVED TO TAMPAIT's indeed happening
>>484326710I know you are bored mutt, but there are other ways to entertain yourself than to freak out over some wind.
>>484326618It's only a nothingburger because we don't build our houses out of paper. Hence the only things that fall over are shit like church poles kekWhere pic related happened wind speeds reached 250 kmh btw or 150mph for the burgers
>>484326839Nothingburgersisters....15 nados'
>>484326918I’m with Brit bro
Just a little wind, that’s all. The hurricane will likely disintegrate on sea before ‘hitting’
that bayne froney chick is a smokeshow.sounds just like prime Lindsay Lohan and acts like her too
>>484325894Fake news.
MILTON MORE LIKE SCHMILTON
>WEAKENING RAPIDLY
>>484326761Nooooooo.
>>484326523as a Tampafag in zone A, saying nothingburger is my only way of coping with the imminent destruction of my home
>>484326958Who's freaking out?I just enjoy watching storms and enjoy these threads that niggs like you ruined
>>484326523It's full of brown people here, they all post about 'nothingburgers', they are zombies and have no inner monologue, no mental images, pitifull. Look for white vetted IRC channels, nine of that shit posted there
>>484327028stapler was found
>>484326966checked. ive sat in 150mph sustained winds with 180mph gusts before in my american house. that whole place would have been flattened
>>484326307>I stayed in Tampa, I'm going to die aren't ihow? like its really nothing dude. crack open a cold one and watch anime or something. dont be wathcing these youtubers who wanna scare you.
What's with all the euros coming out during American hours?
The entire thing is practically gone.
>>484326860Which bar does he own now? I was under the impression he had sold it.
>nbc2 sent a motherfucker on to matlachaBRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING GTE OUT OF THERE
>>484326852it’s all hysterics, it’s either >hysterical doomsday shitpostingor>hysterical nonevent shitpostinggone are the days where we can just watch an event unfold, collaborate information and sources, and discuss it
WHAT TIME ARRIVAL I think it's early
>>484326918GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD BRITBONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guys, did you donate your salary this month to Ukraine? There is a real genocide happens there, you cannot simply stand and watch how toddlers are getting raped and decapitated by ruzzians. Post your today's donation to Ukraine.
>>484326672Still have a few hours for more to form
>>484327054Sounding like a somethingburgerfaggot there, man up.
Where's he at?
>>484326333Chicago?
The kitty's are safe!
>INTENSIFYINGTURNING NORTH>INTENSIFYINGTURNING NORTH>INTENSIFYING>INTENSIFYINGTURNING NORTH
>>484326966>we don't build our houses out of paperAs witnessed during floods in Germany
>TTDor>nothingburgerwhich one is it then? mutually exclusive
>>484326609Bitch fucking told him Jesus Christ.
>>484327156Tampa>>484326957
>>484327060Go enjoy your autism somewhere else then instead of shitting up the board with your nothingburgers.
Why are they all ignoring the northern pull right into Tampa. They are still saying it's going to hit Sarasota. Lol wtf.
They just keep coming
>>484327146Well I mean the one that crossed Alligator Alley with footage isnt even on the report
https://x.com/misterdecoy1/status/1844106520759500995
>>484327187Whats the next biggest city north of tampa?
TAMPA IS FUCKEDTD
>>484327212Gonna suck when that lunatic retires
Literal nothingburger LOL every year you faggots do this
>>484327269clearwater.
This was a stupid fucking idea on his part and nbc2's holy shit.Matlacha floods on a tuesday.I'm not a doomposter but god damn thats so stupid to have him live.
>>484327218News Channel 8 in Tampa is talking about it. They’re calling it to hit Tampa now
>>484327187Where have you been the tranny discord?
>>484326957>final approach of the nothingburgerlook at that pic... just a normal rainy day in tampa
It will hit as CAT 3. I don't know where these retards getting CAT 1 from. Weather channel is still showing CAT 3 at landfall and CAT 1 only when it's a hundred miles inland.
>My boss closed his shop all weekend for this.>Even though I told him that anything East of Orlando was most likely barely going to get hitGuess I'll just enjoy a free weekend.Don't understand why boomers are so fucking terrified of everything.
THE RAYMEN NOODLES ARE RUINED, NO FOOD LEFT
As someone watching from the other side of the globeLiterally nothing happened?
>>484326534Say again?
the hyperborean north cold winds are destroying this nothing burger jewicane
>>484327318Something called, being employed.
>>484327307human sacrifice
>>484327190That was a massive happening, engraved in my mind. There were destroyed reinforced concrete structures left and right, it was INTENSE as fuck
>>484327269Tampa 2 aka North of Tampa
>>484327218Because that's not what "the track" saysThese people blindly follow "the track"
Btw France is being hit by hurricane Kirk right now and 65 000 ppl lost electricity
Everything seems all over the place what are this things actual windspeeds?
>>484327319Almost like it’s 5 hours offshore
>>484327183Hell yeah anonExcept the plural of "kitty" is "kitties"
>>484326171I am annoyed at the shear, but considering miltons forward speed the surge is goig right into the bay, and the shear helped it happen. Also I called miltons wingman paving the way, it followed it right to tampa. I am a meteorology GOD.
>>484327348>he brought chopsticks and now his noodles have lakewaterthis dumb nigger is going to drown or get eaten by a gator
>>484327309Like worst case scenario for Tampa to be under water? As in TTD?!?!?!
Stay safe fellow FL anons
It’s been confirmed at this point that there will be no ‘landfall’ or ‘hit’. The thing can’t sustain its power and will fall apart in the next hours
>>484327362>Literal nothingburger picyoure hysterical anon
>>484327307More worried that their qt gets raped tbph
>>484327414BTW it is intensifying again, the EWRC actually completed.
I heard today that America actually has toll roads?? Is that true? That menace has gripped a lot of my neighbors and we are one of the last nations holding out. I thought you at least were compatriots in the land of the free.
>sheeeiiit Milton a white MF name, niggas shouldn't run from the white man devil ass hurry-cane
>>484326198Yeah but I thought that global warming meant that Florida was a goner.
>>484327362Gusts dont determine the category
https://x.com/StealthQE4/status/1844107735664919011
>lights just flickered in St PeteIt begins
>>484327190>Retard doesn't know how floods workCase in point btw, we indeed do not build our houses out of paper
>>484327365thanks for dropping off my pizza, Rajendra
>>484327224all of them won't be recorded until after Hurricane passes, can't even give them a number until damage is assessed on the ground.
>>484327236>https://x.com/misterdecoy1/status/1844106520759500995this man is on meth btw
These threads have been ruined by brown immigrants to Europe. Shame, it was the last general i liked on this shitty website. Guess Im never coming back. Peace anons, this shit hole is a travesty.
>>484327477They can't keep our boy Milton down
>>484327435Woul... Would
>>484327362https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bMvZaapg9UY
>>484327236still onboard, seeing it through, true to his word.that's what counts to me.
>>484327435what hurricane is this?
It just shifted back east, there will be no storm surge in Tampa, there will be no TTD, it will be a tropical depression at landfall, it's literally nothing, nothing ever happens, niggers tongue my anus.
is mickey safe!?
>>484327369kek unironicallyI lived on matlacha for awhile in the early 00s, it ruled but that place is very prone to wind and rain and is low as fuck. Was sad to see normies ruin that cool ass fisherman island.
Pub subs secured, tub full, alcohol on deck. I am ready for lift off. See ya'll in 4-5 days when power is re established.....p.s FEMA.... don't knock.
>>484327414Just tell us it's going to fucking happen.That's all. Put these shills to bed for the night.
>>484327269Wesley Chapel I guess
>>484327479In Colorado we bought a road from Australia so they collect taxes on one of the lanes.
>>484327503I think you faggots are the one in that discord that keeps being spammed, anyway, back to the matter at hand. Let's go TTD!
>>484327567NoDisney closedWhen disney closes shits bad
My wife is in tampa. Her flight was cancelled so she’s staying with her boss De’Andre in a hotel. Hope she’s alright.
>>484327377It's sad. They are not doing their own work with the data. They are just parroting someone else. Sometimes you gotta go against the grain man
>>484327477lmao captain happening fag with his massive cope. this thing will be luck to hit low end cat 3 and not cat2
>>484327236>literally paying money to bet on him dying.
Why are the bridges covered in parked cars?
KIKENER GETTING MAD AT CHAT.ITS OVER
>>484327486audible kek
>>484327548Storm surge is what kills people not wind Wind doesn't knock building down and cut you, you can drive albeit it be slowly through like 130 mph winds like 5mph you cannot drive through 1 foot of water
Pray for Captain Nemo and his awesome fucking pirate ship.>t. remembers being on it during a family vacation 30 years ago
a few burger houses made of wood and plastic will fall downOMG CAT 7 GIGA HURRICANEliterally a nothing burger.
>>484327501You're telling me German houses aren't 1m thick concrete rebar bunkers secured 10 meters into the bedrock? Absolute joke houses built out of sticks.
>>484326536too badtoo many dumbshits ruined itmy temper is corrosivemy conviction, unbreakable>>484326852>>484327116thisfuck /ahsg/ and /pol/ now
>>484327220Is Mar a Lago safe?
>>484327605
>>484327645What does the N stand for?
>>484327365Employed as a meteorologist?>rhetorical, he's a call center jeetNEW BAKER NEEDED>NEW BAKER NEEDEDNEW BAKER NEEDED>NEW BAKER NEEDEDpreferably not a namefaggot
>>484327236https://www.tiktok.com/@jaysea331nice, I hope he'll be ok
>>484327645they're to weigh the bridge down
>>484326864they are dancing now
Looking like a 3ish, shifting farther north
>>484327156Probably in a situation like this if I had to guess
If this is a nothing burger, can I get a refund?
>>484327541this new generation of zoomers and browns can’t even happeningpost right. everything sacred is gone
>>484327307What?
so wen da horrican gonna hit
>>484327548https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bMvZaapg9UYTHINK OF KATRINA IT IS THE STORM SURGE THAT KILLS NOT THE WIND
NOO!https://x.com/11AliveNews/status/1844111610291392808
>>484327645elevated position that doesn't wash away your car in case of flooding
>>484327645Eisenhower agreed to let the aliens take a certain number of people per year. I guess they want some cars, too.
>>484327727'nado
>>484327448Dude get tf off these boards with your cold soft ass bitch takes
>>484327624It's intensifying.
>>484327727niggercane
>>484327772Kidnapped, more like
>>484327495>Earns gorrilian dollars, is killed can't spend it
>>484327727Well the camera is pointing north.
>>484327477Milton is such a chad holy shit. I kneel.
>>484327712Trump is chalking Milton up as an asassination attempt.
>>484327835>intensifyinginto a nothing burger
>>484327605the audacity of this fucking kike to call others faggots when he and his butt buddies were splitting threads and circlejerking in them just earlier today
>>484327882So nigger?
>>484327645People that live in low lying areas moving their cars to higher ground.
>>484326784>>484326948>I know modern attention spans are kind of shit>Because this place is full of tourists who really want to fit in.Also zoomers are mostly incapable of comfyposting, since their entire existence is just about arguing online.holy shit, THISgod i fkn hate zoomers
>>484326383
>>484327776Wont it be really fucking windy on an exposed bridge over the bay though?
>>484327645>Tampa bros, it can't happen here lolll>I mean the bedrock and ...OH SHTTD! I say this all day, every day. Thank you, Jesus.
>>484327740Unless it hits north of Tampa it's a nothing burger. A direct hit is nothing. The storm surge is what matters and that's only high if it goes north of Tampa. That's what Steve Lookner tells me.
>>484327765The post was very clear I think.small island in path of stormjust got hit by tornadoes, the only way out is a bridge that floods and damages easily. Sending him there is bad. Tide is starting to come in now, high tide is overnight, so it will RISE nonstop from now.
>>484327715thanks for posting evidence of my long-standing distain for /ahsg/ discords.
>>484327645Insurance claims. Or people with shitty aluminum carports with nowhere else to put their vehicles.
>>484327938your fault for overhyping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu9hC5MokCAAre there people next to the ocean just standing there? Which one of you anons is playing with the storm surge?
>>484327980It has to hit north of the bay, all it needs if water entering the bay
>>484327835>intensifying plus hitting tampa directsmoking pure copium
>>484327986>disdainyou're begging for one, tranny
>People really thought something named Milton was going to destroy Florida
>>484327562>what hurricane is this?hurricane lizzo
What are the chances these cameras will continue to stream through the night?
>>484327772Gimmie back my twitter celeb
I hope Hulk Hogan is going to be okay. He'll be okay, r-r-right...? He doesn't seem like the type to evacuate, and his house is right on the fucking water.
The thot stream just died. RIP
BOOOOO BOOOOOOCAT 2 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>48432808699.999% considering this is a nothingburger
I AINT EVACULATING
>>484327835Confederate Cope
>>484327541Post your nigger hand, nigger.
he's gonna drown
>>484328030Some of these chicks need to flash their tits.
>>484327712Tornado warnings everywhere near it
>>484328126Fucking uruguay.Fuck outta here poosy ass nigga
This thread has been infested with non whites and it shows
>>484328030nigga that's Key West, plenty far away
Orlando bros, I just got an alert telling me to shelter in my basement.Where the FUCK are my shovels??
SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A NAMEFAG, BAKE NOW>SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A NAMEFAG, BAKE NOW
Quality traffic cam placement floridaman.
CM I appreciate your posts man
>>484328113Anyone with that much money and half a brain builds their homes to withstand cat 4-5. If it floods he can just move up to the second floor.
>>484328253kek that predates that sign and they never updated it more than likely
>>484328171Kino
BAKING
>>484328227I hope you're good at treading water, boy
>>484327766THERE IS NO FUCKING HURRICANE ITS A LITTLE STORM THATS ITITS A NOTHING BURGER
>>484328181link
>>484328227its joever
>>484328126>>484328157>NOTHING EVER HAPPENS>this is a nothing burgerNorth Carolina basically doesn't exist anymore,
>Multiple counties shutdown and evacuated over something that is barely going to even classify as a tropical depression by the time it makes landfall.boo
NEW BREAD WHERE
>>484327930It stands for not relevant (you)
>>484328171kek
>>484328358https://kick.com/mikesmallsjrits that stupid nigger from helene before anyone complains
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Lt. Dan is hunkering down gents, not even Weatherman Jim could persuade him. We need a Lt. Dan thread update or live feed camera?
>>484327983No it implied he already died live on camera.
>>484328358https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
>>484328126Fr? What a fucking nothingburger
>>484328370You really expect anons to remember something that happened two whole weeks ago?
>>484328370Can't spell nothingburger without (N)orth Carolina
>>484327541yeah, this and /opl/ was it... but /ahsg/ is now ruined
>>484326255Twitch for chuds
>>484327562One that registers on the Richter scale
>>484328379There's been like a billion tornadoes today, right in front of the hurricane force winds coming tonight. There's a shit ton of debris that will become projectiles in the hurricane force winds all piled up along the side of the road from the hurricane that flooded everything last week.
>>484328500No it implies he's LIVE ON CAMERA RIGHT NOW as the IMAGE showed. Anon cut back the drinks kek
>>484328046Correct, it's slamming Southerly into the citystate of Lt. Dan.
>>484328171Kinda wish there really were guns that looked like what ever the fuck that ai generated.
>>484327562Fuckton
two webcams near Tampa :https://thegabber.com/gulfport-49th-street-south-web-cam/https://thegabber.com/49th-street-south-backyard-web-cam/
>>484326397Prepped and ready. After the storm he will make a million dollars in go fund me moneys
>>484328181Imagine the grift money some guy in oklahoma could make rn with a shed, a fake cloudy sky painted wall, a couple hoses and some fans
>>484328781he ran btw
GEORGE FLOOD
>>484327746thank you anon!!!
>>484328986bluescreen with that nvidia plugin and a low bitrate would probably fool most tiktok niggers.
>>484329041If I had no shame id do it
>>484328171Based
>>484329145I definitely understand, I have been held back from being an asshole most of my life for that reason. I could've really done a lot of damage to a lot of people but you know what that isn't the way to be.
>>484328171Flooding never occurred before the rednecks showed up
what time is it due to make landfall?
