PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://45office.com/https://www.youtube.com/c/whitehouse45https://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse45/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeXNEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks, Atlanta, GA 10/15/2024https://rumble.com/v5iun4c-full-speech-president-trump-delivers-remarks-in-atlanta-ga-101524.html (RSBN)>Pres Trump Town Hall, Oaks, PA 10/14/2024https://rumble.com/v5iprmz-live-president-trump-delivers-remarks-at-town-hall-in-oaks-pa-101424.html (RSBN)>Pres Trump Rallies in Prescott, AZ 10/13/2024https://rumble.com/v5ikwtn-full-speech-president-trump-holds-a-rally-in-prescott-valley-az-101324.html (RSBN)>Pres Trump Remarks at Coachella, CA 10/12/2024https://rumble.com/v5ihgsh-full-speech-president-trump-holds-a-rally-in-coachella-ca-101224.html (RSBN)>Pres Trump Speech at Reno, NV 10/11/2024https://rumble.com/v5idmmi-full-speech-president-trump-holds-a-rally-in-reno-nevada-101124.html (RSBN)>Pres Trump at Aurora, CO 10/11/2024https://rumble.com/v5icm59-full-speech-president-trump-holds-a-rally-in-aurora-co-101124.html (RSBN)>Pres Trump Rally, Reading, PA 10/09/2024https://rumble.com/v5i4n1x-full-speech-president-trump-holds-a-rally-in-reading-pa-10924.html (RSBN)>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/X4KiALfhprev >>485187929
MAGA
MAGAwew lads I just ate a big ass ekmek loaf with butter, I'm gonna need to rest a while after this one
AWOO!
>>485195024NO AWOOING ITT
They tried rounding this to Harris 49/Trump 48 btw
Behold the Holy Chart!
>>485195088Awooing in new breadAnd checking
>Be shill>Hates Trump with every fiber of they/thems being>Wake up every morning “Time to dilate!”>Hits /ptg/ “hmmm, what should we go with today?”>Eureka!!!! I'll spam MIGA until my fingers bleed>35 posts later not a single reply>Someone points out I'm only bumping the thread>My Actblue manager is gonna be fucking pissed>Check bank account >It's overdrawn >Pissed because I haven't bought a funko pop in months>I'll watch the latest Harris interview to cope>Dodges every question with an idiotic word salad crying about DRUMPF>Harris is raging trying to explain the last 4 years and all their fuck ups>20 minutes was too much!!! C:\ENDTHISNOW.EXE!!!>”How the fuck is she dumber than Joe? He has fucking dementia!”>Mom comes down to basement with tendies>I'm so angry I slap her with my dilator>Tendies fly through air and honey mustard on My Little Pony fursuit #3>I'm literally shaking right now>Mom’s nose is bleeding tells me “No WIFI for month” she trips on my dragon dildo leaving>Latest polls come out, she's down another point>Turn on Al Smith Dinner and get called a cuck by Trump>OH NO Trump is killing it and our Hoe is hiding>ItsHoever.jpg>Decide to end it all>Make noose “goodbye cruel world”>Swan dive off my Disney Elsa kids bed>Rope breaks because it was made in China>I can't even join the 41%>Pray to Jesus who I don't believe in that things will be different tomorrow
MAGA !!!
True
Posting popcorn kills shills. MAGA
>>485195107*genuflects*
>>485195109Nice of you to return coomerpole. You usually stay for only one thread or two.
>>485195109love you poland bro
>>485195198AWOOING
>>485195099If you're going to round it should be 50/49 not 49/48 but then again if they were good at maths they wouldn't be making polls for a living.
AWOOING
>>485195263Love you too fren.>>485195287sup bruce
>>485195267
>>485195188Since you’re lurking Rick, can you confirm Renee and her boyfriend will be voting for President Trump (again)?
>>485195308
>>485195308Nice pull from the /nsg/ folder coomerpole. Do you ever miss it?
I can haz awoo?
>>485195385>>485195357
>>485195385Awoo!
>>485195130Kek
>>485195308I wanna come out and party
>>485195432>more awoo spam coomerpoleWho would’ve guessed?
hello frens
>>485195109How do I get my personal adoring fan, mr pole?
>>485195024LolTrump is pulling away with it!Who is ready for affordable gas, groceries, rent, and world peace ?
Demoralized /ptg/? What’s wrong? Polls not looking good? trump too much in cognitive decline to do interviews? Trump losing record number of support. Kamala momentum keeps climbing as Election Day is near? Those mail in Republican votes not reaching those numbers you thought? Lmao lol
>>485195519goed meowning! ^-^
>>485195556I am ready for tariffs and non-chinese manufacturing
>>485195109The secret baker's guild always delievers fresh AWOO filled bread!
>>485195491>>485195519trannies on suicide watch, we love to see that.That Trump line really touched some nerve.>>485195555Rile up some brown subhuman and be unique enough to stick out.Checked btw.
>>485195519
>>485195617are those glasses an LED sign, or one of those cool hologram things that change depending on what angle you look at it?
>>485195024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL8ARiQMgaA
>>485195572When you get chance Rick this needs attention >>485195332
>>485195572
>>485195671Those are truth glasses, they project tranny own insecurities kek>>485195594
>>485195590>>485195638
>>485195572>Scared Drumphies?
>Demoralized /ptg/? What’s wrong? Polls not looking good? trump too much in cognitive decline to do interviews? Trump losing record number of support. Kamala momentum keeps climbing as Election Day is near? Those mail in Republican votes not reaching those numbers you thought? Lmao lolShills mad that they will never get their checks. It keeps going to ukraine instead. They go into auto-coping mode whenever they see the latest polls.You shills could use some music to help you dialate more: https://suno.com/song/847ce955-2bab-45be-872c-1c7c71c9ce7bhttps://suno.com/song/965fae55-a5d2-40a9-82e4-fb94ed5d5137https://suno.com/song/94e1a24d-4223-42de-a814-db4654a22dd2https://suno.com/song/d672c30e-f1b2-432a-ae55-90c043117449https://suno.com/song/76abf4bb-f138-4625-8307-ba20dd5f87a7https://suno.com/song/0ba28ca1-7940-40c9-a9f9-9761bb57ffcbhttps://brev.ai/music/764046-all-the-things-president-donald-trump-saidhttps://brev.ai/music/764135-donald-trump-winning-bigly
Daily reminder that Trump and his supporters are kikes.
>>485195519Hello, fren!
trump on fox & friends sometime soon
>>485195738AWOO, what a nice box you have. Hope you don't get boxjacked!
>>485195481Haha, some good copy pasta
>>485195869Dont worry about it.
months of gaslighting
>>485195856>https://www.newslive.com/american/fox-news.htmleasy place to watch
Make more popcorn. Shills hate popcorn. MAGA Be smug, have fun.
>>485195940That looks very cozy... I hope you don't get blanketjacked. BTW... I think that label says it was made by, or sold by a jew anon.
>>485195617lets do this
>>485195759The more things change...
That video she sent instead of being present was pure cringe.
>>485195107I love that chart.
>>485196263Beautiful chart, the best chart.
trump will phone in to fox & friends at 8 am eastern
This is not looking good for Trump
>>485195617>>485195738>>485195940You’re really spraying rapid fire with the awoospam coomerpole. Where’s your leaf friend btw? Don’t you two have to reply to each other 20 times?
>>485196254She has no charisma. She skipped the dinner because she can’t tell jokes, and even in her prerecorded video she had to bring in some shitty celebrity to do the jokes for her. I have no idea how she made it this far, even for a DEI pick there has to have been better.
>>485196254i think it`s so bad they want it to go viral.
Shills are starting their morning shift. Get your popcorn! We're making America great again!
Seeing Trump next to Schumer was surreal. Bloomberg looked fantastic. If you get a chance go watch again and just stare at Bloomberg for at least a few minutes. Like really lock your eyes on that face and let it sink in.
>>485196543I think they're inept and the dems always lean hard on celebrities.
>>485196067>>485196055Awoo and death to shills.
>>485196651>lean hard on celebrities.i have no idea who that was.
>>485196716She used to be on SNL in the 90's
>>485195188
today is steve doocy's birthday
>>485196716Molly Shannon, it's an SNL character from 30 years ago that's not funny. Some tone deaf staffer probably had the idea because the character is a catholic school girl. They made an awful movie that bombed.
>>485196429Dems have returned 45% of their ballots, while republicans have only returned 35% so far. Only 59% of mail in ballots requested were dem while 29 were republican, an 8 point swing in favor of republicans. You’re just cherry picking data to say it doesn’t look good for Trump because right now the data looks better for democrats but there’s an 8 point swing on favor of republicans and as more ballots come in it’ll favor republicans, democrat counties just started uploading their stats earlier. Also, even with more democrat cpu ties uploading their stats, democrats are at the same return percentage as 2020 while republicans are up 2%, the rest of the 6 point swing will follow shortly.
>>485196708AWOO and I've diverted Israels next weapon shipments for use in the war on shills AWOO!
they got him a german chocolate cake
>>485195972She was never 4% up they were hoping lying would later make it true
oh it's tomorrow
fucking liar
Oh no no noooo
>>485196833There are rumors that there's a ton of generational conflict in the Harris camp, Zoomers fighting Boomers.
>>485196960Blessed.
Holy fucking shit, Trump KILLED IT at the Al Smith dinnerTRUMP 2024
>>485197097I thought her camp was millennial spinsters.
>>485197156It was pretty great.
>>485197164Nah that's her voter base. Childless cat ladies and cool wine aunts.
>>485196833>>485196949oh.so not a tranny?
>>485197164That's definetly her safe demographic, she needs others to win and they arnt excited for a bunch of reasons.
you now remember trump shouting out /ourguy/ andrew jackson last night
>>485196708>>485197126>6pbtid>all awoospamI knew it was too good to be true coomerpole. I thought you were gonna be on topic like last thread but I was wrong.
>>485197312Yeah, nah. She's just a 60 year old has been celeb woman playing a teenager.
Good morning frens, are the shills still seething about jokes?
>>485195024Wtf was that unfunny Kamala videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAwbHmrplak
>>485197611Everyone is asking this!
>>485196907Our boy looked great up there! Even had an RFK Jr shoutout! Gaffigan was also a class act who hit both sides equally and without any profanity. This was a great event!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI0MUoW28VE
>>>>485197555Yep. They claim they're winning and that Trump bombed. Post popcorn and be smug.
>>485196907fucking lmao
I just saw a Donald (Trump) is a duck poltical ad.
>>485197647Boobert is love, Boobert is life.What she is up to these days, she kinda went silent after that cinema shit..
>>485195024Gee, I wonder why?
>>485197816Will he do the vaxscene dance?
>>485197786Hey coomerpole how many terabytes is your fap folder?
>>485197782
>>485197816
>>485197886Oh no!
Don't worry, Tim will say he was in this thread
>>485197850tag line:>he's not all he's quacked up to be
>>485197647Gaffigan was surprisingly funny and even handed. He seemed a little annoyed that Kamala pussied out, so did the cardinal.
>>485197937remember when he started talking about secret trump voters and said joe was one of them lol
>>485195270I dont think it's about the math
>>485197782I knew it, I was right all along! Ducc = maga!
>Choice 1: Old Felon convicted of rape and insurrection>Choice 2: Beautiful and successful prosecutorGee, I wonder who I'm going to vote for...
>>485197555checked, and of course they are! Being humorless scolds is their entire personality
>>485197928T-that's it, I'm out the drumpf pond
>>485197928
YOU FUCKING CHUDS STOP BETTING SHE WON SHE WON SHE WON FUCK YOU SHE WON
>>485198415You missed twice wop.
>>485198415She won what?
>>485198469SHE WON THE NOMINATIONSHE WON THE DEBATESHE WON THE INTERVIEWSHE WON THE DINNERFUCK YOU IT'S HER TURN
>>485198526Fake news
>>485198415don't seethe too hard now, you might pop an aneurysm.
>>485198526YOUAREMAD
>>485198343Imagine voting for prosecutors. They are the worst people on Earth.
>>485195130
>>485198415Reminder that these “betting odds” always posted on here are exclusively overseas. Foreigners think the entire country is like Florida.
>>485198526maybe next time.....
FUCK THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE FUCK THE SUPREME COURT FUCK TRUMP FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>>485198721kek I love when the kayfabe drops
>>485198671Kamala has never prosecuted a case.
>>485198721He mad.
>>485198526When I fucked your mother, sister and dog in the ass last night they said the same thing. Have to say your dog was the best fuck.
>>485198783is he ok?
He's still got his fastball bros
>>485198758is anything about her real?
>>485198939trump is a fucking LOSER
>>485198721Hunter Biden here. Patriot it is all over, lets do some coke together and fuck some of the Biden women in the ass. You will feel better,.H
>>485198415>+7.5%>-0.5%How.
>485198526Not even you paid fags believe this shit.
>>485198998What's the jeet cope today ranjesh?
Happy Halloween!
As always, the green commietards were always fucking stupid and wrong
>>485198939>reads joke written by internsYeah. Great fastball. He was really on point with that fastball in Pennsylvania when he swayed back and forth on a town hall stage while playing his Spotify playlist. And refusing to answer any questions. Lol.
>>485199208
>>485195130Absolutely hilarious green text fren!
>>485198998Another dick sucking nigger pedophile steps to the plate. Hey nigger is there a big white dick in your ass pumping away so you can buy tendies. SAd.
>>485199208>>485199246
>>485199208>>485199246>>485199322
>>485195024>Parents are libs>in the shittiest of shitlib states (NY)>Both probably voting dem but admit kekmala's probably going to lose>Both becoming more antisemitic over the past year >Both noticing the JQAnons, am I winning?
>>485197816there will still be an election special, they just had to cancel for the ticket holders so they could bus in kamala's specially procured crowd
>>485199208>>485199246they don`t trust the grid.
>>485199411thats a good smug.
>>485195024cancelled because they're going to rig the election from 11/5 - 11/14the violence and obfuscation to make everyone comply will be historical
awoo and good morning
When Trump wins, will he deport Kamala?
>>485199423Bigger issue, the government is not building shit anymore and electricity demand is drastically ourstripping cheap power for 3 decades directly because of anti nuclear. The us could have exported hundreds of billions in gas and used nuclear to cover it and chose not to.
>>485198811that looks like a damn fine cup of coffee there, fren
PA STATEWIDE2024 REQUESTSDems: 1,008,873 (67%)GOP: 495,556 (33%)2020 REQUESTS:Dems: 1,486,742 (72.9%)GOP: 553,058 (27.1%)2024 RETURNSDems: 458,794 (74%)GOP: 161,706 (26%)2020 RETURNSDems: 447,042 (82.7%)GOP: 93,220 (17.3%)
>>485199401The Engoodening
>>485197555good morning 2B poster>>485197632hey look its the cicada poster!
>>485195188Cuck jokes are so 2016 tier and overdone but a lot of his jokes were funny as hell
Some old lady just passed away at the recycle bins. Don't forget to call your grandparents, anons every so often.
>>485199740At least she died doing what she loves
>>485199740??? Just died on the spot?
>>485199740Old farts where you are dont go to doc checkups or someought?
>>485198939kek based Trump
Shills are swarming! Post popcorn and be super smug! MAGA
>>485199831AHHHHHH
>>485198998>>485199213>t. White Dudes for Harris
>>485199555we got the same shit here.really missed the nuke power boat.hope we get into the small scale stuff as it would be great here.
>>485195107Covid
>>485199246>>485199322>>485199373Smart money isn't on so-called AI. It's on energy.
>>485199740I'm all out of grandparents, but that's good advice.
>>485199877>going to the doctor ever
Vance will make LOTR great again!
>>485199897
>>485198526Actually it’s my turn
trumps on fox and friends, on set instead of a call in
>>485200222checked!
kek forgot about this one
>>485199401you are winning anonsee if you can figure out a way to get them to vote for trump, if not then for third party, and if not then not vote at all
Save the cats from the Haitians! MAGA
>>485200145The last time I went to see a doctor, I was advised to see a sleep specialist about sleep apnea. The CPAP device they had me wear badly dried out my eyes and led to the development of chalazia. My meibomian glands were permanently damaged and I have chronic dry eye to this day. And all of it came not from the sickness (sleep apnea), but from the treatment (CPAP).This is a true story.
>>485200307
>>485195833>Anal first post
>>485200406
>>485200286I'll make sure to make some more wholesome popcorn smugness today! Let's dunk on these sad bitches!o7 fren
>>485200406LEL
>>485200495Nice! Thank, fren! MAGA
>>485200552
>>485199401Get your boomer dad alone and get him to vote for Trump, without the woman around it'll be easier and just make sure he doesn't tell her.
>>485195188Lmao there is no way he said that. Link?
>>485200688>>485197611
Useful for a limited time only, I present you with the Kameltoe Special "Two Weeks" Edition
>>485200688>https://x.com/greg_price11/status/1847094692951085488
>>485200688He did. I just finished watching the highlights and I'm fucking crying. Chuck Schumer was just sitting there right in front of him seething
>>485200804>Chuck Schumer here looking very glum
>>485199803being a nice old lady>>485199868no clue, i was on my way to groceries, amberlamps showed up with no hurry>>485199877rickieticks sometimes don't work well>>485200098Call them anyway, you never know anon!
>>485200023It's the chart he was referencing/looking at that saved his life, anon.
>>485200849>Tim Walz couldn't be here tonight....although he'll say he was
Stephen Colbert is an illegal migrant or a dreamer
>>485200804>>485200849tbf he's looking pretty glum there
>>485195188>>485200801How can you not love this guy
What a fumble by Harris
>>485196907absolute bangersserious question for anons, why couldn’t/wouldn’t Kamala have writers come up with some material? why skip? I genuinely don’t understand
>>485201171imagine Harris trying to deliver even scripted jokes
>>485201144plottwist: she was there the whole time
ITS FUCKING OVERKAMALA IS RUNNING AWAY WITH THIS
tism is tribe postan
>>485201368
>>485201359Casey it's pretty funny how you haven't been using your tripcode for this the last few days. Feeling worried about something?
>>4852013592016 was 45.9 to 48.3 bro...
>>485201368What kind of blackmail do you think there is on Cuban?
shills rn
>>485201456>responding to LQ bait
>>485201171Because left cannot into memes/jokes.They are humorless faggots who cant chill out for a second or else their own "comrades" will eat them alive.Notice how many people Trump "insulted" that speech, some even probably from his own fanbase - but these people can laugh at themselves at least for a while, leftists cant.
Trump has been on Fox n Friends for about 45 mins now
>>485201466only that his last name isn't cuban
>>485200726>a state that has historically leaned democratmore like went 1% more democrat than republican for 8 years out of 200
>>485201589Eaten alive is the phrase I'd use
Dawn breaking AWOO!
I used to think the Democrats were crazy when they said men could get their periods. But then I met Tim Walz.
>>485195024Kek. He's not cancelling the show. He's cancelling the audience, isn't he? He's afraid they're gonna be (((incorrectly))) celebrating a Trump win
>>485201466little boys.
>>485201589If Kameltoe does show up on Rogan you can guarantee 100% that it will be for 20 minutes at most.There's no way in hell she can sit down and do 2-3 hours of chatting with anybody, let alone someone who might actually ask pressing questions with repeated followups
>>485201589AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>485195099The fun part is that 'leaners' is a bullshit metric, but they always oversample both dems and dem leaners anyway.>everyone who is not specifically sucking the dnc's cock already is against the DNCIf this was 1984 the democrats would cease to exist as a political organization.
>>485201677Yeah they saw who was buying tickets
>>485201730didnt he get rich selling some completely useless website in the dot com bubble
>>485197816>Gee, I wonder why?Carefully vetted invite only.Crew as well, you will cheer for the black pajeet and NOTHING ELSE!
>>485199704It's funny because it's 2016 for dudes aged 18-39 but Trump is a boomer, it's funny when boomers start posting pepes.Ironically, clint eastwood is like 95 and was posting pepes back in 2016.
>>485201466the nba owners seem to be able to lose their ownership pretty easily ever since that bullshit op used on Donald Sterling
>>485195099cant wait for the next update, when harris is up by +0.0000000001 %
>>485201730>jew gypsyIt doesnt get any worse than that
How is this realhttps://youtu.be/1bzO4j_z2DI?si=oXKTW3re_ePa8PEd
>>485201677Nah, I don't think Trump supporters are gonna waste their time being there just to clap at the wrong time.He doesn't want to sit through a beating again.
>>485195099(+0.3)
>>485197903Schrodinger's Politician I fully support everything I criticize.
>>485201589Kamala on Rogan would be awkward cringe kino. Trump on Rogan sounds like comfy fun.
>>485201912japanese love Trump-sanHe and Abe were best friends
>>485200566
>>485201912Foreign interference
>>485201171This is going to sound like whne leftoids start defending mccain and bush as "decent republicans compared to trump" but hillary was an evil bitch that could actually take an insult and return fire, which is why she went to the Al Smith dinner back in 2016, clinton unironically at least had the political experience to know people are going to attack you and to get thick enough skin to take it. I think we all know harris is spiritually a white liberal teenager from LA in 1985 unable to take a single crack from anyone without screaming bloody murder, so far up her own ass she is.They couldn't afford to have harris break down in a public setting if Trump said "hey kamala better keep the second gentleman away from the white house nannies HAHAHAHA".
>>485195024MAGA
>>485201944>I don't think Trump supporters are gonna waste their time being there just to clap at the wrong time.Kek, anon, Colbert's audience is way more naturally right wing than he realizes. They've clapped at the "wrong joke" too many times and he doesn't like it
>>485197903>she studied the maps
>>485197937>>485198059>ny democrats start shilling for Trump because they don't want this pussy california bitch in the white housele based
>>485201912World wants Trump.
LOLhttps://x.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/1847194040069972240
>>485202091>https://x.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/1847194040069972240
>>485201912At least post a sanitized link faggot.https://youtu.be/1bzO4j_z2DI
>>485202010Saved. MAGA
wew
>>485195024Trump is telling you for awhile now that the US will be a power cell of energy soon and you should listen to it more carefully.
>>485202299i dont get the context, im not following anything about PA politics, can you explain plz
>>485202364A Pennsylvania democrat running for the senate is running ads showing his support for some of Trump's policies.
>>485202062Same energy
Oof
>>485202364Casey is the Democrat senator from PA up for re-electionAnd he's running ads talking about his agreements with Trump, because the polls show he is a cunthair away from losing to the GOP challenger, just as Kameltoe is losing PA to Trump
>>485202477Except Kamala was a mid who used bjs to get up top.
>>485201810Yep. Sold broadcast.com to Yahoo for a couple billion. It was crazy there for a few years in the late 90s
>>485201912He also has Japanese concubine security guards when in Japan remember
>>485202467>>485202538what the fuck lolany way that the republican candidate/we can make use of this to help the republican win?
>>485200726>non-citizens cannot vote in elections and it is illegal for them to attempt to>UMMM SOURCE?????
>>485202525Jesus is Lord!
>>485200726>>485202735>>485201595so for any VA anons (including you guys), what's the general sentiment of the recent DOJ lawsuits against VA for removing illegal aliens? is it "muh republican bad" or a genuine curiosity of wtf is the government doing
>>485202701Yeah, Trump team is working a lot with McCormick in PA... I'm sure they are coordinating ads
>>485202525
>>485202771Tell her back demon, the power of christ tells you, tell me your name demon!
>>485197782EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DUCKS?
>>485202913>hisses
What if an exorcism actually helped Harris, like she's posed by a demon of failure
>Trump, if you are elected, I want you to know I always liked youGaffigan's bretty funny. I'm surprised he didn't say "hotpockets" when talking about "Making America Healthy Again"
Wait, a jewish guy has no idea how to interface with the catholics? How surprising
the shills have run away from /ptg/ with their tails tucked between their legs and are trying to shit up other threads on the board
>>485202992
>>485203125>he didn't say "hotpockets"OH SHIT. This is THAT guydamn, he looks different now, but no wonder his voice sounded familiar
>>485203127CRAZY IDEA, WHAT IF SHE JUST SHOWED UP AND TOLD JOKES?!?!?!?!?!
>>485195024They are now prepping for "emergency" they will declare to give themselves "emergency powers" to seize all power. Its going down.
>>485203156As they should.
How will Mark handle getting buck broken by this election cycle?
new bread soon I hope
>>485202525She’s such a fucking idiot lol
baker is kill
>>485203404Is it our baker that likes to drink and pass out and post foxes and booli makiposter?
>>485200145you still baking?
>>485203245Horse shit.
uh I'll bake one if hiki is sleeping
Somebodies doing the baking
It's over, this is the last /ptg/
/ptg/ is kill
>>485203671not this time mr baka>>485203656>>485203656>>485203656>>485203656GO NOW>>485203656>>485203656>>485203656>>485203656
pancake timesomebody make coffee
>>485198993Want to see a DNA comparison between her and Obama. My money is on no further removed than 2nd cousins. Both with sahdy stuff in origin story that doesn't add up. Come out of nowhere to be put in Senate with more shady surroundings (Rod Blogdoavich (sp) and Xavier Becerra scandals). NEITHER one finishes even 1st Senate term before they are put on hype train into White House. Manchurian candidates.
>>485203971Lets see the DNA comparison. You know government has it.
>>485202467Kamala is toxic and radioactive now. Down ballot candidates have to run away from/ against her if they want to survive. This is the gift of the DSA to the DNC. DSA hijackers only ever wanted into DNC tent so they could trade upon DNC national name brand because like Kamala they can never break 1% in any political jurisdiction not containing San Francisco.
>>485202062remember back in the beginning 4 years ago everyone thought she was insulting voters speaking to them like they were 5 ? Hahaha. Now you know, that's just the best she can do.
>>485200006even if the libs get in power here they wont do shit, just another waist of money on a "fact finding" taxpayers money laundering scheme, the opposition and their favoured media outlet will shit kittens and doomsay 24/7 and the can will be kicked down the road for anther 2 terms thus giveing both side the illusion of doing something while they all sit in session with their collective thumbs up their arses collecting ungoldly amounts of money for doing nothing.swap out issue and political team for whoever wins, and you have the script of aussie politics for the rest of our lives.
>>485202992i had the dnc convention on and was playing with my 5 year old daughter and she asked me, "is that true," and i said "is what true?" And she is very serious, and says "that they are going to beat donald duck?" And I laughed, and said "maybe, but don't worry, they are just silly people who like to dress up and play pretend, they wont really beat donald duck"> true fucking story
