>Southport murders accused facing terror chargehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c05zpdq0lzgo>Labour suspends MP after CCTV appears to show him punching manhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6244gk9d4po>Budget watchdog will 'break impartiality' to aid Labour tax rises, claims Hunthttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgr00vewpxno>Faisal Islam: Don't expect rabbits, this will be a Budget for boffinshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz6jw0d2d02o>Chief thought Skripal poisoning could be 'act of war'https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c170g21jwqgo>Jamie Oliver asks fans for 'cheese robbery' helphttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cje004xdqx0o>'I struggle to speak but dream of being on stage'https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj0j8qydl70o>No new freeports in Budget after 'comms cock-up'https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c74887vj8p4o
>p00m4n vs bogdan round 10392someone point out who is who so i can filter both of them thanks
>>486336689What a shit thread.
>>486336812learn to love it
>>486336814Wheres yours?
Time to move to Norway lads! Don´t be shy now
this is maga country bitch>*knocks you out*
corrregg n cheese bagel with lurpak
>>486337088do i have to learn norwegian?
>>486337088where's the pub, mate?
>>486336812I'm p00m4n.
>>486337106>bagelJew
>>486336812The early posting filter spotting is akin to bird watching and a big part of my daily routine.>ah look, 5th posts is the lesser iq tripwog, oh my, look a rare sussex.Into the bin
>>486336933I don't make threads.
>>486337294what are your thoughts on playing jackbox with some group of people?
>>486337421Then fuck off
>>486337427I reckon it is fun k
>>486337399based noncespotter
sexbotbrothers...
what's going on with this freeport nonsense?are labour turning them all into migrant camps instead? perfect location as the poor refugee families can just sail straight in, without having to deal with tommy and nigel on the cliffs of dover shouting mean things.
>>486335864Hope. Same reason we frequent this general.
>>486337617Amazing what can be accomplished thanks to desperation
>>486337617>stupid hair colour>anime face
>>486337584i will be in touch
>>486337812Lainchanner. Smile and wave.
>>486337877
>>486337824Nah thanks
>>486337752Necessity is the mother of invention
>>486337986based
>>486337445No. I shall continue passing comment on thread quality regardless.
>>486337994Meant for>>486337877
>>486338090skibidi pumpkin rizz
>>486337968lainchan any good? looks a bit dead.recommended boards?
Joshlander raus
state of that
>>486336689is this britoids fantasy?
>cringing back to my femboy phase grim
>>486338556There's an indian fella pooman in a feud with an allegedly polish jewish guy from argentina bogdan.
Mum found my piss bottle lads
>>486338851Had she put it with the tupperware after she washed it for you?
>>486338851Claim it's cider then drink some to prove it
>https://metro.co.uk/2024/10/28/mcdonalds-launches-2-49-best-burger-ever-exist-uk-first-time-21877093/Fucking jalapenos on everything. Km not a spic. Fuck off.
>>486338280>DeadYou aren't ready for it.
not feeling the nutmeg yet
>>486339426It's all places do now isn't it. Fucking jalapenos and hot spice. Global trade was a mistake.
>>486339426Jalapenos are rico. Fuck off
>>486339426>>486339574jalapeños are one of the most delicious fruits of gods infinitely beautiful creationget over yourselves
>>486339761Spic. Wetback. Beaner.
>Twitter is starting to turn on the bennymongsit's fucking over Joshbros
jockmong could be one of the best posters if he made an effort to get along with people ngl tbqhwyl
I just ate some lidl chicken enchiladas and they have jalapeños in them and they are well lush.
>gormless ppl itt i Make a place to sit down. Sit down. Be quiet. You must depend upon affection, reading, knowledge, skill—more of each than you have—inspiration, work, growing older, patience, for patience joins time to eternity. Any readers who like your poems, doubt their judgment. ii Breathe with unconditional breath the unconditioned air. Shun electric wire. Communicate slowly. Live a three-dimensioned life; stay away from screens. Stay away from anything that obscures the place it is in. There are no unsacred places; there are only sacred places and desecrated places. iii Accept what comes from silence. Make the best you can of it. Of the little words that come out of the silence, like prayers prayed back to the one who prays, make a poem that does not disturb the silence from which it came.
>>486339910Larping. Incel. Spastic.have sex
>>486339761>phwoaaar I can take it well hard in my mouth me I'm a proper man me phwoaaaar>'ere love can you make it hotter? I'm gagging for another fruit in me gob cos I'm a proper man phwoaaaar>>486339968Costco enchiladas make good use of jalapenos. The ones you just put in the oven from the fridge.
Buy a goldfish
>can't code>can't cook>can't drive>spends the entire night posting gay porn
2 Jalapenos?Nah.I want to Jail the Pedos.
>>486337294>>486340388LFGOOOOOOOO
>>486339574I've ordered cheese and chips before, handful of jalapenos. Fuckers. Hate it.
>>486339748Your dad mexican pablo?
>>486339761>>486339910What he said.
>>486340343>no links>no screenshotsI'm thinking larp
>>486339968It's fine them being in mexican food. Sick of getting them on everything else.
Still banned from /r9k/ for saying the N word, fucks sake
>>486341021it's fucking over Joshbrowhat will your job be in a post-bennymong world?
>>486340386I'm trying to get rid of 3. Found a perfect pond, a goldfish paradise. Went to put them in it, a fucking heron sat there. Big grey cunt. Keep checking and haven't seen him for a bit. Might set them free the morrow.
>>486340298they’re literally not even spicy they’re one of the lowest on the Scoville scale, way to let a small vaguely phallic fruit emasculate you though big man
I prefer chipotle chillies to jalapenos tbhwy lads
>>486341212>they’re literally not even spicySo what's the point of them then?Checkmate mate.
>>486341185High street begger
>>486341185
12 hours until the budget.
>>486341394They're tangy and sweet, great a great texture, and just a little kick. Other peppers have a waxy texture and lack the FLAVOR that jalapeños possess.You're truly a foodlet. lurk /ck/ moar.
Contact Channel 4 for support and help
>>486341394they taste good you mong you know normal red/yellow/green peppers are just chillies that don’t have spice?
>>486341752You should try ghost peppers, spooky and hot.
>>486341604They're going to crucify me with capital gains. I can feel it.
the british people turning on bennymongs was inevitable
>>486341185get a new script seethemong, you're getting stale
Is it common to drink beer while at the doctor's in England?
>>486341928You sound nervous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axn2m9fRmQQ
>>486341957Nobody controls or runs anything mate. Just do whatever the fuck you like.Wanna smoke heroin at midday down town, go for it.Wanna rape underage b& in a somali crackden, why the fuck not.
>>486337106You are a fat gay retard and I hope your mum dies again
>>486342073This so much this
>>486341662I trained as a chef lad. There are times and places for culinary usage of jalapenos. My complaint is the gratuitous application if the little cunts where they don't belong. Like on burgers. It's the equivalent of putting josh in a primary school playground.
>>486342060Drinking is an English right, it's in the Magna Carta.
>>486341193Three o’clock beside the clock, I’ll have a wheelbarrow of water to take them home
>>486337351>JewYou calling him Starmer then?FFS mate, get the jews outta your government.
>>486342137Get a bit of that down ya son. Some real food, none of this noncey chef shite.
It's time to move here lads, it's shabby, but you won't get shanked.
>>486341987no I don't
Jalapenos should only be stuffed with cream cheese and have a coating of tortilla crumbs They definitely shouldn’t be on a burger
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/chancellor-we-will-build-a-britain-where-those-who-can-work-will-work>Due to years of economic neglect, the benefits bill is ballooning. We will build a Britain where people who can work, will work, turning the page on the recent rise in economic inactivity and decline and towards a future where people have good jobs and our benefits bill is under control.>our first steps to our ambitious 80 per cent employment rate.>In June to August 2024, there were 33.37 million people aged 16+ in employment in the UK.>The main benefit for working-age people in the UK is Universal Credit, and as of January 2024, there were 6.3 million people in receipt of UC.>Employment rate (aged 16 to 64) 75.0%( 33.37 / 75 ) * 80 = 35.5935.59 - 33.37 = 2.22( 2.22 / 6.3 ) * 100 = 35.235.2% of benny claimants are about to lose their bennies lads. 2,220,000 people. It's going to be brutal and I for one look forward to seeing how it plays out.
>>486342306I bet you saved ZERO money after all of these years of bennymongingKek it really is over for youSo how will you explain your 15 year employment gap on your resume to potential employers?
>josh talking to himself peak hoursGrim
>>486342431British cuisine is something else.
>>486341725Speaking of which, anyone got any decent black pills? Fucking fiending mate. Mateyboy looks proper sorted.
>>486342508Mash looks rank tbqh
>>486342494you're getting more and more desperate with each post
>>486342636how much money have you saved?
>>486342137why doesn’t it ‘belong’ on a burger? why is your thinking so rigid?
>>486342494i think you're being unrealistic, noncegobby is literally retarded so he will probably stay on benniesit's for the best they are protecting you from him really
>>486342686I don't need to save, I wfh and I have my inheritance that set me up for lifethis time next year I'll be in the exact same circumstances I am nowand the year after thatand the year after that
>>486342755how much money do you think he's saved?
>>486342628Imagine balancing this platter on your lap.
>>486342821A tenner and a box of fridge raiders
>>486342686High time preference niggers don't save money. Spunked his meagre inheritance immediately.
>>486342508>keeping your cannon balls outside the castle
>>486342494If you save your benniemong money they cut you off, retard.
>>486342457Explanatory notes for journalists, because we all know you didn't get your job by being clever.>( 33.37 / 75 ) * 80 = 35.59This line takes the stated 33.37m workers from 75% employment rate to 80% employment rate.>35.59 - 33.37 = 2.22This line subtracts the new 80% value from the previous 75% value, giving us a figure for how many new workers Reeves expects to employ in the given time period, 2.22m.>( 2.22 / 6.3 ) * 100 = 35.2This line turns 2.22m in to a percentage value of 6.3m. 2.22m is the number of new workers Reeves expects to add to the employment pool, and 6.3m is the number of people currently on Universal Credit.**Universal Credit is not the only benefit a non-employed** person can receive, but most people have been moved over to Universal Credit. You can probably slap the final figure down to a round 30% to account for the people not in receipt of UC but on some work-replacing benefit.**non-employed where unemployed would signify old jobseeker's allowance and disabled would signal disability benefits, non-employed covers both.I expect this increase of 2.22m employees to take effect over a time period of 3-5 years and will likely increase to account for population rises from teenagers maturing in to working age and immigrants.
>>486343041can't you just take it out as cash? say you paid for food and bills with cash?
>>486342221They'd need more than a wheelbarrow. I've had them for years in a massive 300l water tank. They're preddy big.
>>486342948>fridge raidersBAME chowhttps://youtu.be/7EqFRPxaWFE
>>486342270
>>486343120thats what smart people do yeah, its partly why they want to do away with physical cash. its very easy to save that way
>>486343120>cashLmao, gg. 2tierQueer's going to dispatch anti-terror police to your council gaff the moment you withdraw more than 20.
>>486343142fucking kek
>>486342270That is quite possibly the most depressing image I've seen all day.
>>486343012It really is over for him once they cut his benefits, isn't it?
>>486342819customer service calls lad?
>>486341957quite funny. i was at A&E couple of weeks ago and there was some drunk guy there ranting about "the bloody tories" and its funny how the younger generation dont have sympathy for it anymore. someone actaully said to him "your in a&e right now because your drunk, we've all seen you with your bottles" which he followed up with "WELL, I HAD NO IDEA I WAS IN A WAITING ROOM FULL OF TORIES!!" everyone. including him. shut up.
>>486342717Bet you put pineapple on a pizza too you heathen.
>>486342819>I wfhNo you don't.
>>486343554He's probably the most unemployable retard on earth lmao
>>486343624How will he explain his 15 year employment gap on his resume to potential employers?
>>486343554I get itthis didn't work out as you thought it would and now you're seethingenjoy your tax burden wagiecuck
>>486343290He keeps the pedo hunters on their toes.
>>486342137They can be nice on a burger tbf, doesn't mean you'd always want them though obviously.
It's a literal retard on bennies explains money edition. Makes a change from sad lonely nonce explaining relationships.
>>486343290listen to some pranknet or phone losers of america youtube videos for training. ezpz.
Children shouldn't play with dead things
>>486343698I doubt he's ever had a jobHe's a complete brainlet and a total spastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TsFHv-y4q0
>>486343341yeah because it goes well with ham and cheese and even complements the tomato and herbshating on a new trend that works well in its own way because it broke a previous trend is pretty lame desu
>>486343698Most people would just say they were full time carers to their mother or father.
>>486343732You actually achieving something is too late, even just sitting in playing diablo today fucks up any chances you have.You will never achieve anything as you fritter your time away, and you are too old. The maths say the truth and your delusions and fantasies dont change that.Anyway, you have been doneFunny reading your replies to me, like you know fuck all.Also i am sending screenshots of your face, what you said about fraudulent bennies claim and your address to the benefits fraud office once i eat my din dins and bang my missus.Keep dancing monkey.
>>486343960>yeah because it goes well with ham and cheeseYou're confusing pineapple with picallili.
>>486343275No mirrors in the house?
>>486343970that's me, but it's been 4 or 5 years. Not the best life m8.COVID shot fucked Dad he can't do it by himself.
>>486344041you status = DONE
>>486343970Good thing we have written proof of no such thing ever taking place in the 4chan archives
>>486342457Hang on if 6m is 25% 75% would come out to 18-19m. It must be that pensioners aren't on UC?https://www.gov.uk/universal-credit/eligibility>be under State Pension age>There were 12.7 million people receiving State Pension at May 2023, which is the latest time point at which these statistics are available until the series is restored.So really our employment rate is about 50%? 6.3 + 12.7 = 1919 + 33.37 = 52.37( 33.37 / 52.37 ) * 100 = 63.7%You could probably work out exactly how much life support we have left with a simple ratio of how much each worker brings in on average and how much it costs to maintain the non-employed including pensioners on average. For bonus points you could do the same calculation for 5, 10, 15, and 20 years ago and see not just the rate of decline, but also the rate of change in the rate of decline.Brutal. But if it has to be done it has to be done. I'm still not happy that the wogs get to stay.
>>486344138They keep breaking when I walk past.
>>486344223Most uc recipients are already working. It's just an employer subsidy at this point.
>>486344294I don't even see my reflection anymoreI think I went too far with this night owl lark
>>486344175Respect lad.
>>486344380most of the welfare budget is consumed by pensioners and then isn't it single mothers? whether working or not
>>486344294>>486344391Might want to get a blood test for vampireism.
>>486344512sounds antisemitic
>>486344380Only 16 hours a week though? Or does it top up on a financial basis if you work over 16 hours a week like I think the old working tax credits did? Like if you don't earn at least this much even though you do work you get this much to bring you up to a level where you won't revolt.
>>486344423prob the worst decision I've made considering the prospects available for me here.When I can eventually work anything over min wage is a "good job" it's grim in north Devon. No wogs = no public services or investment. Was in Herts earning half decent money.
>>486344596I think it's progressive, the more you work the more they take off UC. I think they got rid of the 16h thing but not sure.
>>486344749It's grim everywhere ATM lad.
>>486344200would you say you're able to work?If not, why are you unable to work?
>>486344592Implying Jews are blood sucking vampires is antisemitic. Expect a visit from the ADL.
>>486344999That's a skit from the french connection podcast.
>>486344749there was a based racist slag on twitter living in ilfracombe but she joined a nutrition cult and got knocked up by a danish welder and now lives with him in Sweden with their baby. just thought you’d like to know that
>>486344999He is referring g go planned parenthood ND open jnfantficide
I think the thing we have to learn here, and it probably won't help us at all but it might help some future civilisation, is that a pension issued by a government like authority will eventually bankrupt you through dependency. Even if the bill is small to start out people will see that there's a safety net and so stop bringing their own. This disease will spread until only the higher earners have their own safety net and suddenly you're paying for the safety net of everyone at the bottom of the pyramid.We should also point out that capitalist mechanisms will always seek to extract the most monetary value per consumer unit (person) that it can. Every unit of currency a consumer unit places in to a pension is a unit of currency capitalism cannot extract, therefore capitalism will seek to force the extraction by increasing the cost of necessities of survival or increasing the desirability of trade goods. Either way, consumer units are compelled in to not saving a pension because they know that they have a guaranteed government issued pension anyway, what's the point of struggling to put away money each month if you're only going to end up with about the same as someone on the state pension?I don't want to be all Peter Hitchens about it but I genuinely do not see a way out. You have to push people to save for their own pensions again, you have to cancel the state pension. You can't do it to people over the age of say 25, maybe 30 at a push, but fairer to taper from 25 to 30. But even then we have no way out of the growing black hole of current and future pension recipients. Not shifting the focus away from benny mongs, by all means give the cunts a good kicking, but fuck me, it's over.
>>486345062Damage control
>>486345125>joined a nutrition cult and got knocked upThey probably told her to stop eating jalapenos. Birth rate decline solved.
>>486344971I do work? I'm wfh and have been since 2020you weird mong
>>486345125>ilfracombenot all that far away from me, all the towns round here are depressing af.The locals call ilfracombe ilfrascum :^). Hearing them talk about London is funny, met a few refugees from places like Harrow.
>>486345449>Every unit of currency a consumer unit places in to a pension is a unit of currency capitalism cannot extractYou might think well don't pension funds play the markets? Yes. But for you. They work against the capitalist system by extracting value from capitalism to give back to you. Unless they go bust in which case lol rip.
>>486345449Just increase your immigration, then the pension fund can continue on growing.
>>486344999I remember those old jews vs europeans = vampire vs werewolves threads back when outerpol was decent
>>486345494WFH means avoiding the Jeet Indians in the office. I'm so sick of them.
>>486345494What do you do?
He thinks being a lolcow is a job.
>>486345689he will never answer this lmao
Why is he LARPing as if he WFH?
>>486345668some lad here who's a techy got some wfh pajeet fired the other month. the cunt called a meeting, pushed it forward, then cancelled it, all in the same morning. turns out he wasn't even in the country, he was on holiday and the lad, wormbum we call him, figured it out somehow, reported it to HR and they sacked the jeet on the same day>>486345689fucking kek
>>486345634We ran out of land. gg no re>>486345449Ages 25 and 30 significant because the way pensions compound just a few years can make a 6 figure difference in your final pot, or so I've heard. If you make someone fund his own pension at age 30 he will be unlikely to have enough to live on in very old age. Might be just about doable at 25.
>>486345689>>486345809not hard to work out, he probably just does customer service, warm calling where the server just tries ringing people from a database until someone picks up, then he just has to go through the script, gets paid peanuts
>>486345809called it
All britpol is these days is a group of around 8 to 10 posters who endlessly spend their waking hours bickering with each other like teenage girls. It is absolutely pathetic. Many posters have seemingly given up and post far less because of it. When half the thread is filtered and there are few quality posts, people just leave. Unironically, those who know who they are have utterly gutted britpol.
>>486345689He makes dubious AI images.
>>486345817He likes to play pretend
>>486346002its not customer service, its obscure and civil service adjacent similar to how my job at the volunteer center was
>>486346024Don't be sad that we died, be glad we were important enough to kill.
>>486346002>>486346009>>486346084>>486346108He doesn't work.But because he LARPs as if he WFH, it means he is capable of work, and thus Kier should revoke all of his benefits.
>claims he has a job>can't answer what he does
>>486346142GCHQ lard
>>486346205>He doesn't work.Of course he doesn't.He's a complete spastic, not even qualified for the most menial tasks.Which is why he can't and won't answer.
>>486346276better than the 77th
waiting 20 min or so to see if this nutmeg kicks in then if not I’ll just go sleep
ropesthey're on them
>>486345966Good lad. I don't even look at them anymore, I stopped wearing my glasses in the office so all I see is a brown blob instead of their inbred disgusting faces.
>>486346142Are you working with children again josh? You're not allowed to do that. You know you're not allowed to do that.
>>486346024They all have each others phone numbers and are in chat groups but still insist on contaminating here.
>>486346477Probably see it as a mission, some of them will hate le evil racists, I know josh feels hard done by because his banal drivel never got any (you)s, some of them will just be basic bitch follower archetypes who go where they're told so they get to stay with the group.
(I... I like that one girl from GCHQ who keeps posting poetry.)
>>486346414I can't even hate on them personally because the ones I known are good lads and go out of their way to be helpful. but I'd never go to india or anywhere where they're a majority
He's a gay fat jewish paedophile
>my job at the volunteer centerLol. Once upon a time the DWP made him do work experience, but he was too stupid to spend a couple of days in a charity shop and they gave up on him.
>>486345449Firstly, this post is assuming the economy is an organic, fair and useful thing for society. This isn't the case as its manipulated to both keep people in employment as a daycare and force them to consume and spend everything as you said.The jobs people do are utterly worthless. Mostly service industry that could largely be automated, and if we went through another industrial revolution in that regard, UBI would probably be a better economic strategy and companies would be taxed an equivalent of the workforce they no longer have. Corporations will always be quids in, UBI will ensure there is no poverty. This would mean there's a significantly more authoritarian system which is where we're heading. We're heading away from 1st world living also, so why don't we just fast forward and cut out the 50 year transition period.Ultimately, this ends in authority wanting less people in their system, or does it? The more people, the more consumption. That is the system. It is all relied on consumption. The altruistic sustainable future looks like UBI, automation and significantly lower population on the planet. People need to be live a tighter life consumption wise, whilst also consuming the basics. The West will be the housing estate for consumers. 3rd world will be largely automated and their poverty will accelerate, it's now or never for thirdies to get into the 1st world.
Back to the import more wogs to fund the pensions thing, I think it's important that we know when we're defeated and choose to go out gracefully on our own terms. If we play the pack the wogs sky high game we just lose, so there's no point playing it. I don't have any strong opinions on how we should bow out. Anyone have any ideas?
>>486346676GCHQ actually made me laugh the other day
>>486337824Dunno what is wrong with them desu. This is that sosban namebame organising a get together with bamename pooman when he could just phone him >>486346595. Just a bunch of needy wierdo tossers with serious issues desu.
Remember when he had a 72 hour meltdown because someone said they had a date?
>>486346955funny how after I pointed out that pic had been posted before by someone else, that poster never posted about his "date" againyou need better larps mate
>>486346879Okay josh. You don't seem to have made a point and you seem to be neglecting the fact that UBI doesn't mean post scarcity in terms of land, water, food, other things people need to survive. Why don't you give your head a wobble, have a think about what you're trying to say, and try again?
>Fifteen year employment gapgrim
>melting down for 72 hours because someone said they had a dateGrim
Thread just dont feel the same without a bogdan spergout thesedays desu. Did Cauldron kill himself cos of him?
>>486346939Oh yeah?
holy shit the nutmeg is working my cock is raging
I have an interesting concept. Britain has mostly been a class heavy social structure in its modern existence. However current society has cause what we're previously obviously lines to be blurred as people of a low caste have access to earning considerable wealth because we're no long a meritocracy. The class and caste structure has been undermined and instead of maintaining strict layers of society which worked well, it's all messed up and it's become a grim melting pot. Very similar concept to mass immigration but with class instead.Low caste being given the same tools as higher castles is catastrophic for society.
>>486346687We went from 99% white to a majority Indian in 10 years, it is the arrogance I can't stand. I'm ready to retire early because of them. Even the "good ones" think they have something to teach you. Also they are so ugly all of them.
>>486346863no I was a volunteer team leader / coordinator, recruiting local volunteers and directing them towards local businesses that had voluntary work on offer. I also organised local charity events for things like a local cancer charity and halton carer's centre celebrating fulltime carers and raising funds for them so they could go on group outings and stuff like that. and the building I worked in doubled up as a type of CAB where we all pitched in to give advice to people on how to manouvre around beaurocracy. had a couple of counicillors in the same building too
>>486346330What will his job be in a post-bennymong world?
>>486347385Cannon fodder, hopefully
>>486347158Just scanned your post history, you're another drama mong. Into the filter you go.
>>486347291yeah, it was a post about DEI targets and me driving away the BAMEs and women. In joke, iykyk.
>>486347433He could milk the cows? No he'd probably find a way to fuck that up too.
What they’ve done to your island is a disgrace. Baz Stanton needs to be installed as head of the government
>>486347368pakistanis seem a lot more intellectual than indians I findonly the older generations though
>>486347368And if India and Indians are so great why did you travel 12,000 mile from India to work in America?
>>486347541>don't think just obey*irrational bomb adjacent noises where noise is speech*
>>486347620They stay in education for some reason to do with benefits, I forget what it was now.
It's funny how his normal schtick is about seething wages and how the long term unemployed have made some enlightened lifestyle choice, but now he has a job.. a mysterious job that he can't explain.
>>486336689bogdan absolutely btfo
>>486347385
>>486336689THIS THREAD IS SO OFFENSIVE....2.5 YEARS IN PRISON, BONG BOYS!
>>486347802funny how you're so invested in the uk still when you fucked off to cambodia and shacked up with a bird you don't even like
>>486347831
Despite human trafficking being a crime in Cambodia, the country has a significant child sex tourism problem; some children are sold by their parents, while others are lured by what they think are legitimate job offers like waitressing, but then are forced into prostitution.
why would a single sandal and sock wearing white man in his 50s move to the nonce capital of asia and marry + intend to have a child in said nonce capital of asia?
>>486347838But he can't ride a bike.
plenty of other cheap places to live in the world but he went out of his way to move to the asian capital of parents inducting their kids into child sex slavery for fast cash. really gets the noggin joggin
>>486348081LMAO this
>>486348081He can but only for a few seconds at a time.
>>486348081The dwp will give him a xiogouan groidscoot 2.7 as a parting gift
>>486348205I can ride a three wheeler consistantly actually
Would GCHQ lass respect me more as a man if I did start bombing things? What do we reckon lads?
>>486348081he can borrow bogdans segway
Most of the current government are low caste. Best they could hope for under a meritocracy is being an assistant manager at an Aldi. Previously they'd have no influence on the world. Now they run a country. The class system was a good thing.
>I'm wfh and have been since 2020
>>486348372You can't ride either lmao
Full time pro gamer since 2020 you stupid newfags
>scouring the archive to counteract what you think is a larp with what could quite possibly and in all likelihood be another larpI've won, its over
>>486348538
>>486348602What is the prize?
>>486348538Cope. He got called out on his lies and will soon work the lowliest wagie job imaginable for the next 30-40 years of his life as his benefits dry up.
>>486348652a benny increase in line with inflation
>>486348373The problem with a class system is it inevitably becomes more rigid as overall quality declines. As the gatekeepers of the class boundaries get stupider they start "bailing out" their friends and blocking their enemies. For a class system to work it has to be fluid - if you fuck up you're out, if you do well you're in. Obviously exceptions for fuck ups that were unavoidable or would require more foresight than is reasonably possible - though I suppose that's one way in which the decline in quality of the gatekeepers can have an impact. It might not be an emotional failing, it might be an intelligence failing, instead of bailing out a friend because he's a friend you bail him out because you don't see how colossally fucking stupid his cock up was. Same for promotions, you don't see the genius of your subordinates because you're thick.As the class structures petrify what we see is fear and greed as everyone mans their own walls and nobody tends to the broader group walls. Like a hill fort with nobody on the fort walls everyone just defending their own house inside the fort.Designing a class system is easy, keeping a class system going from inside it is hard. Designing it to accommodate for all types of retardation, well, someone will just invent a bigger retard.
>>486348348It's their job to watch you take a shit on your phone camera and grass you whenever you're naughty m8. Maybe writing her poetry back would me a better idea.
He can clean toilets along with vishpoo lmao
>>486348639Just like a startup business, it often takes years to turn a profit. Once PoE2 hits and you achieve niche stardom, you will be richer than all brincels combined and will likely contribute more taxes and be a force for good.
Poo in the loo
>>486348870He's too useless to play competitive lmao
>>486348950>can’t quit BritPol>can’t ride a bike>can’t drive>can’t swim>can’t make friends>can’t leave house>can’t stop bedwetting>can’t do a pull-up>can’t get a girl to pose for a photo>can’t put it right with his mam>can’t get a job>can’t install RAM>can’t stop samefagging>can’t make the loneliness go away>can’t stop gaining weight>can’t stop hair loss
>>486348870its delayed until december ffs
>>486348792I would if I was good at it, but I'm not. Alas, I'm not good at bombing things either. Back to the drawing board I suppose. Does she like trains at all?
>>486349047>can’t stop bedwettingLMAO qrd?
>>486349047all good things to put on a pip application ngl
>>486349135he blamed it on an imaginary birdhttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/434547533/#434553174
>>486349517fucking KEK
>>486349081you got me watching Essentialsalts Nietzsche vids again they are so kino
>>486349092>Does she like trains at all?I don't know them as well as they think they know me. I never really posted on brit/pol until recently, for reasons. Maybe make her a nice meme
>>486349768I was trying to make my way through eternalism vids yesterday but he started adding music to them and it pissed me offalso notice how the anarcho memeflag has fucked off now I clocked him as being cambodianonce kek
>>486350029eternalised*
>>486349814I might try my hand at something artsy, GCHQ lass can be my muse. I feel weird, a lot calmer, less tense, less on edge now that I've convinced myself it's genuinely over and there's no way out. I hope I'm wrong, but it doesn't feel like my responsibility anymore. Weird. Eat your heart out Freud, Jung, et al.
>>486350192>now that I've convinced myself it's genuinely over and there's no way outwhat do you mean?
>>486350339>>486345449
Sad cunt through and through
Fucking. Boris. For fuck's sake. If we had let the boomers die off we would be in a far better situation than we're in now. Well that peace was short lived.
>Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson>The Pfeffel family (ennobled as von Pfeffel) is a Bavarian-German noble family Fucking civilisation destroyers. Every time you pull back the curtain it's the Germans. Every. Single. Fucking. Time.
>>486350400wew, I thought you were talking about something else.Did anyone see that 2 witnesses thread 2 nights ago where the NSA wasreading peoples files and giving them a "soul evaluation"
>>486350783>a soul evaluationyou what lad?
>>486350783I would never do that to you anon, not until it's legal. Mainly because of the effort. I would guess if it really was the NSA it would just be a character AI where all the intel on a single person makes one character modelled on that person. They might have been trying to gauge reactions to it, if people say woah that's literally me they know they're on to something, if people say lol fake and gay they would know they have to refine it. I hope they didn't try to model me, I never did clean up that massive vulnerability from ages ago.
why is it only absolute boring utter spackers that post at this time every night? Ive been here since emokiddeh days and truly the quality of late night posters here fucking pummetted. Maybe I'm too old for this shit and should fuck off to twitter. Kill yourselves you pathetic fucking cunts.
>>486351257no u
>>486351257get a job
>>486351257that's not nice
>>486351257>(You)
>>486351257Rude...
I'm having great fun calling trumptards garbage tonight. They're seething. This board is going to be a saltmine when Harris wins.
>>486350980Mine was rather brief. Convinced they had my file.It's recent, that's where the anxiety thing came from (it's wrong) I had some crazy shit happen earlier in the year. Might be where the gifted writer came from. I made the glowies laugh, even if I may have accidentally caused trouble.
>>486351636>shit posting loicense statusREVOKED
>>486351636oh that was 100% a larp
>>486338086This thread’s fine.
>>486351636
>>486351820Paedo, up the shut fuck you must, phile.
>>486351820I'm not in a position to know, but there were loads of "literally me" responses to the supposed readings from the people who asked. They were also trying to wrangle people into their discord and get the to dl cash app (for doxxing) for an event they'll be doing. Stranger things have happened here.
>>486352017The yanks are so jealous of our master illusionists from a time before their country was a sparkle in our ballsack they're pretending they can do jedi mind tricks lmfao.
>>486352107calm down la there was an actual pedo in here before and you said fuck all>>486352218yeah go watch youtube tarot readings for your specific sign and you'll find the same thing. it doesn't mean anything. its so generalised it can apply to anyone
lmao
>>486351257HAHA he's seething on alts because he can't code pummet>paki can't code>makes a post Seething. Unheard of bants absolute nutmeg
>>486351991When I want the opinions of the colonies I shall request it.
>>486352382>yeah go watch youtube tarot readings for your specific sign and you'll find the same thing. it doesn't mean anything. its so generalized it can apply to anyoneno one else's applied to me. I know what cold reading is.
>>486352382You said he was noncing in Cambodia, not Runcorn. I don't care about Cambodia.
>>486352550you were probably biased and read into it more because you wanted to. the mind can trick you that way too>>486352563ah, moral relativism
>>486352547>least obese american women
>>486352799>moral relativismI don't even know what that means but I'm 90% sure you're using it wrong.
>>486352820Positively bulimic.
Ridiculous how the paki runs to Cambodia to make amends >seething>obeseUnreal scenes
>>486352853it means you make up your moral standards as you go along, you care about some things instead of others even if the moral framework is the same, based on some arbitrary standards you've used to separate the two like geographic region>noncing is worse in the uk than it is in cambodia because I'm in the uk
>>486352799Mine was easily one of the shortest and two of the major points are what you'd take away from something that happened earlier this year.Was waiting till they came back to do it on mobile data with a memeflag in the name of science.
love dark chocolate me
>>486352799>>486352853So I did a josh and skimmed the wiki article so I'm an expert on moral relativism now. Turns out you're sort of right, kind of in the right ball park, but no I'm not saying paedophilia is okay in Cambodia I'm saying I don't care about Cambodia. Easy mistake to make if you're a retard though, chin up champ, tomorrow is a new day. Well, every day is groundhog day for you but you get what I mean.
>>486353054Do you believe everyone in the world should have the same moral standards josh?
>>486353288yeah because there is only one objective moral standard. the problem is its dynamic and dependent on circumstances, and people get that mixed up with relativism then think its a justification to make your own morality up as you go along depending on your own personal feelings about the situation in question
>me path of exile t-shirt gets delivered on the day I quit path of exilego figure
>>486353521Do you believe everyone in the world is the same josh?
>>486353569Spooky, it's probably a sign from the universe or god or your mum or something.
He's retarded
>>486353739>it could be you... it could be me... it could even be...
>>486353622no, but thats besides the point. morality is immutable and always present
>>486353569You are nearly 40
>>486353978its just a comfy baggy t-shirt lfor indoors lad, its not that deep
>>486354053
>>486354053for*
>>486353912Morality is an exercise in defining what we believe to be good and what we believe to be bad. Morality will therefore, the vast majority of the time, be defined by what is good for the individual and what is good for the group, things that are bad for the group and the individual will be defined as bad, and things that are good for the group but bad for the individual or vice versa might be marked as good or bad either in a static way or in a dynamic way depending on the specific context of the thing or belief or feeling or action and etc being defined.Different people have different ways of making the world work for them josh, some people feel more comfortable working for themselves, some want to work for others, and some of us, josh, don't want to work. Morality then, to those three categories of individual will vary depending on what state they wish to exist in, what state they feel most comfortable in. State as in experience, not nation, obviously. We can make these variances in morality, and it's not just those three categories you will have hundreds, maybe even thousands of variables, maybe more than that depending on how deep you want to go. And that's all just general circumstance, often our morality on a situation changes depending on the things or people or places or circumstances involved, see the cold equations and the rewrite version.We can account for morality change within a broad culture group, but when we start getting to people with fewer similarities morality will be wildly different.
Don't bother making a new he's got about 2 posts in him before he taps out.
>>486354370morality is simply a framework for behaviour that we adhere to out of an instinctual understanding of what is best practice for building and maintaining cohesive societies. its a result of us developing the neo cortex which is the part of the brain that deals with higher brain function including organisation, language, abstraction and what not. its built into us on the most fundamental level
>>486354638Nope
>>486354530Best to just let this place die desu.
>>486354370Oh I just realised I took it as axiomatic that morality will care for the good of the group and the good of the individual. Oooooooo. That's a conflict point isn't it. I suppose the elites will define group differently to the way I do and they will have an ongoing or closed debate about whether peasant morality, which does not consider the group, should even be considered morality at all. Spicy.
>>486354638And your idea of best practice was shagging teenage girls towards whom you had a duty of care and who were under the age of consent, then sponging off the taxpayer for the rest of your life? Don't say wogs, you're in your 30s it wasn't that bad when you were a young man.
>>486354914>it wasn't that bad when you were a young man.Runcorn was always a shit hole.
new>>486354911>>486354911
>>486354914>duty of carewhat is this headcanon?
>>486354793>I suppose the elites will define group differently to the way I doUsThemThey couldn't care less for the average person.
https://youtu.be/ZE96Kzqu1oklisten to her erotic london accent. the way she says Lara. bong slut.
>>486354977Aye.>>486355003Sigh.>>486355017Cry.
