The creator/ceo has been arrested for manual strangulation of the first “successful” suicide pod victim. >The first person to use the controversial suicide pod dubbed the “Tesla of euthanasia” was found inside with strangulation marks on her neck.>The president of Sarco’s operator The Last Resort, Dr Florian Willet, remains in custody after being arrested along with several other people nearby. Willet was the only person present when the woman died.https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/shes-still-alive-sarco-suicide-pod-user-found-strangulation-marks-boss-custody/
>>486353813>n-no you can't kill them THAT waywhy?you were cool with it otherwise
>>486353813Kek.If he just applied some pressure to the carotid arteries for a few minutes he could have unalived her without leaving a mark. Amateur went and crushed her windpipe. A-good job.
>>486353813Maybe this was his long con to be able to strangle someone to death. He wanted to indulge and this was his opportunity
>>486353813Lmao off to a good start
>>486353947It is an interesting dilemma. I think the theory is the pod didn’t finish the job..maybe she had a change of heart who knows and the CEO strangled her to protect the image of his company. He was out there telling people how her death was peaceful and dignified it certainly looks suspicious.
>>486354068Honestly maybe. He did shoo away his underlings when the time came to crank on the machine so it was just her and him.
>>486353813Something about this is hilarious. Just imagine that guy standing in that room watching his machine not work and having to fight that woman to kill her per her wishes but with his own weak office-worker hands.>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!>EUTHANIZING YOUIt's such a small, mean image I can't help but laugh.Also why are they investigating him? Because he used his hands instead of a gas or whatever the pod was supposed to do? Everyone knew he was killing her right? Even if he'd done it with the swing of an axe she'd still just be dead.Jesus, clown world.
>>486353813>Fuck she ain't dead !>Finish the job manuallyBased lmao.
>>486354093>maybe she had a change of heartthat's sort of the problem with allowing people to sign away their life, innitit isn't any more or less barbaric because she has a couple ligature marksit was always depraved
>>486353987>unalivedfuck off zoomer retard
>You can kill someone with a pod but not your handsHuh?
>>486354210Well I’m guessing the main problem is him going on a press tour bragging about how well his suicide pods work and how chill and peaceful her death was when clearly neither was true. At the very least it’s time to shut down the company.
>>486354068There's a good probability of this.
>>486354205It really wouldn’t surprise me why else would you come up with this ridiculous bullshit only because you wanna kill someone “legally”
>>486354383This is comically bad.
>>486353947Jew lawyers love "gotcha's". Easy case to litigate for some extra shekels
>>486354383>how well his suicide pods work and how chill and peaceful her death was when clearly neither was trueif she doesn't struggle it's fine?shit's warped off top
>>486353813It's the Futurama gag come to life. The dude accidentally pushed the 'Raped to death' button. Woops.
>>486354487It’s not fine but he’s clearly falsely advertising his wares
>>486353813It's almost as if gas chambers don't work that well...............................................................................................
>>486353813kek imagine paying to die like this when you can just go to a nigger infested hood for free
>>486353813There's no peaceful way to die. Your respiratory failing and heart seizing is extremely painful and a very brutal thing to feel in your final moments. Only "destroying the brain" is potentially a way to feel nothing, but that's obviously fucked up.Just because they medicate you to paralyze you and you can't emote your pain and experience to other people, doesn't mean you don't lie there and feel it strongly.
>>486354599not really, the mechanism of action is choking a bitchit's oxygen deprivationeven people that say they're about dying are going to hold their breath and start tweaking
>>486354068
>>486354246It’s insanely bleak. She had two kids and not only did their mom choose to commit highly publicized suicide they now have to deal with this as fallout.
>>486353813how are all the investors and the courts and legislators themselves not also liable for even allowing this to exist in the first place?
the most effective method of suicide is 200 meters of nylon rope. tie one end round your neck, tie the other end round a lamp post. then get in your car and floor it. much more effective than any gay pod.
>>486354210Sums it up nicely. Top kek
>>486354725If you have to open the suicide pod to finish the job then the suicide pod doesn’t work
>>486353813Was it all a ploy for some psycho to get his rocks off, strangling bitches to death? Unfathomably based.
>>486353813Thanks for sharing I laughed so hard. I can just imagine the panic when his little gadget didn't do its job. Had to roll up his sleeves and live in denial. I guess she got what she wanted anyway.
>>486353813They should just have them drink a massive dose of fentanyl and then kill them with a bolt gun.
>>486354758Good question
>>486354806>then the suicide pod doesn’t workdeath pod is death poddoes it need to be cuter or something?
>>486353987>unaliveUnironically kill yourself, you terminally online nigger
>>486354841That guy had to be from Kazakhstan
>>486354725Tell that to saint George Floyd
>>486353947They weren't. He was going to be arrested regardless.
>>486353813How is it this hard to kill someone? Just give them a shitton of nitrous/oxygen and slowly reduce the oxygen to zero.
>>486354925i know. i also feel like exectution methods could be optimised thusly.
>>486354758CERN opened the gates to hell in 2012
>>486353813the free market cant even build a good suicide pod lmao
>>486353813Methane worksWhy not use that?
>>486353813Why do we need this bullshit?If we're going to say that a person has a right to end their own life, they could be provided with a lethal dose of fentanyl or a shotgun, or any of the tried and true methods of quickly ending a life.
>>486354093She didn't have a change of heart. It was on video call. She simply wasn't dying. They probably ran out of nitrogen or couldn't get the concentration high enough. So he finished her off by hand. It was the first one for his company. If it failed, all investors would pulled funding and he would have went under.
>>486355134Where’s the Doom Guy when you need him
>>486353987Wow so nice that you said unalived. When you say dead it triggers us so much.What a faggot you are.
>>486355210shotgun is inconsistent.fentanyl isnt strong enough as you can be brought back with narcan.
>>486353813Well i d try galaxy gas. Because i m cureious.
>>486355181>Methane worksIt sure does
>>486355267>all investors would pulled funding and he would have went under.God’s will
>>486355267sounds like an intentional bad design then.
>>486355369just do a couple whipits, galaxy gas is too big of a tank for you
>>486355361>fentanyl isnt strong enough as you can be brought back with narcan.Protip: if you want the person to die, don't administer the narcan.
>>486354451Suffocation leaves the least mess. But it is still grizzly as Hell and leaves a ton of ethical questions in the air. Especially, "Who has the right to take life, under what circumstances and how often?" His phony gas chamber failed.
>>486354716Hypothermia should be uncomfortable at first but fairly peaceful way to go.Doesn't matter the way you chose anyway, the only way to make it somewhat "peaceful" is that you are not aware of it coming at you, otherwise your survival instinct kick in and it get ugly, especially from an exterior pov where you start screaming and struggling, doesn't look good.
>>486355431once you do the fentanyl you cant control some normie calling the police and bringing an ambulance.
Why wouldn't Smith & Wesson do the job? Do you really need a suicide startup?
>>486353987you are such a fag
>>486354068Makes sense.How hard is it to make a suicide pod thats basically just a car with a hose attached.
>>486355538yeah, unless they're drugged to coma they're going to tweakeven comafags will shake and jive
>>486353813no refunds
>>486353813So, this guy is unbelievably fucked and this will lead to a hard stop on this bullshit right?
>>486355556inconsistent.you need a good method to make sure it hits the brain.
>>486353813>try to commercialize an ethical way for people to kill themselves>maim and murder them insteadReal talk bros, was this the plan all along? I bet that dude thought he was hot shit, smartest would-be serial killer of all time. Getting paid by the victims and doing it under the watchful eye of big brother.Then you get caught on your first fucking score. You end up in prison ranked below THOUSANDs of 80 IQ truckers who just like watching a vagrants would leave their body every now and then.It’s just sad, really.
>>486354653Oy vey!He isn't being arrested for murder nor for fraudlent business, but for antisemitism by proving that the holocaust was fake.
>>486355629nope, people need a safe way of killing themselves, especially the chronically ill.
>>486354068Yeah or it was a cover to kill people and say they suicided.
>>486355555Checked and keked. George Floyd got rekked,
Why did he leave the mask on? Article says he was the only one present why didn't he remove it?
>>486355680>people need a safe way of killing themselvesit's called a ropeit's been around for a long time
>>486355555Checked and nice quints by the way. After respiration is 100% suppressed the OD victim has only a few minutes to live. After that time window closes, well it doesn't matter any more.
>>486355741Reckon he was covering for someone else present?
>>486354210>>486354383>>486354214Yeah it's funny and comical, like a cartoon episode.>Aw shit... she's not dying>What do I do?>Uhhh..>*starts strangling her*>Just die already bitch, my entire fortune is riding on this!
>>486355680There is already a legal avenue for such treatment. Palliative care is that treatment option. It includes hospice. Hospice literally kills people every day. They turn down your oxygen, they administer lethal doses of benzodiazepines and barbiturates. It’s all legal and clinical.
>>486355767window is too big.>>486355744not everyone knows how to properly hang themselves and they may not be able to learn if they’re a dementia patient.it would have to be provided as a service.
>>486353813 Justice would be to end him in one of his own pods.
>>486353813It was never going to work. The dude they tried to execute using the same method got all fucked up too. Nitrogen hypoxia sounds great in theory but in practice the human body generally does everything it can to not fucking die.
>>486354210I imagine, for legal and ethical reasons, the pod is started from the inside. So not >killed herIn the original plan, but rather:>oversaw her suicide
>>486355865not everyone can get into hospice, only when the doctor says hes taken enough of your money.
>>486355501It’s very personal tho and if your a sick fuck that thinks about that sort of thing it’s probably the most appealing way to make it happen. You can watch the light fade out of their eyes and feel them go limp. Also it was a women and if your gonna fantasize about suffocating someone it’s gonna be a women. Much more sensual that way. Now I like not being in a cage so I would never even get the thought in my head but I can see how someone might devise a plan to make it happen like that.
>>486354383Just put him in ze pod.
>>486354210Is OP’s link a parody website? I went there and they have a article saying the Southport stabber was AQ.haasdw
>>486355890im not blaming the method until i look at the pod design
>>486355651That explanation makes more sense than the alternative at this point >Australian humanist, author, former physician, and founder and director of the pro-euthanasia group Exit International. He campaigned successfully to have a legal euthanasia law passed in Australia's Northern Territory and assisted four people in ending their lives before the law was overturned by the Government of Australia.
>>486353947>what does that mean ? you changed your mind !??oh nonononono
>>486355866>someone needs to kill them for them>sometimes they can't kill themselves, so someone else should do itwhen did you become like this
>>486355680Just go to a black neighborhood and start screaming about niggers
>>486353813anyone involved in this company even the janitor who cleans the offices should be thrown into the grand candyon from a helicopter. look at the carl sagan quote written on this demonic machine. i have never gotten into carl sagan solely due to spite because all the people who blather on about him are the people i hate most. "WOAAAA DUDE WE'RE STARDUST". yeahhhhh wowwww cool...as if it means sweet fuck all.
let poison gas into an airtight suicide pod>it fails to kill the occupantlet poison gas in to large shower rooms with gappy wooden plank doors>6 million deadHow did the Germans do it?
>>486355972https://www.thetimes.com/world/europe/article/suicide-pod-boss-detained-amid-strangulation-mark-claims-r23n0zrq9It’s real
>>486355927Yes the oncologist or administrative specialist responsible for your end of life care decides when end of life occurs. That’s how medicine works. You can just sign a DNR, and express your wishes to donate organs. They will kill you at the first opportunity. I’m not kidding. This doesn’t work if you have received chemotherapy or even direct radiation therapy treatments. However, your doctor can work with you in that regard, legally. Get a doctor you trust anon
>>486356009Damn do you think it works even better than killing someone unwilling?This poor pitiable creature, to weak to even kill itself, comes to you for mercyWhat a trip. I don’t care what anyone says, those serial killer guys are alright in my book.
>>486354599>It’s not fine but he’s clearly falsely advertising his waresCHECKED
>>486353813I need to get into the suicide business. I could kill people way better than this. I am going to roll a boulder off a cliff and livestream the execu... suicides on kik.
>>486353813should have tried the tidepod
>>486354716>There's no peaceful way to die.CO poisoning at the right rate merely makes you feel sleepy, then you pass out, then you die.It's only physically painful if the rate is too slow, allowing other symptoms to appear; too fast, creating a suffocating feeling or panic response; or you survive, causing after-effect symptoms.It's not mentally painful if you're not aware that its happening, which is possible when you merely think you're nodding off.If you can't be caught unaware while awake, all you need to do is nod off the sleep before someone/thing starts poisoning you.Oxygen deprivation is similar.Your brain slowly becomes more and more incapable of complex thought, until eventually you're brain dead. At that point they can kill you however. As long as you're using the right mix and rate of change you shouldn't feel like your suffocating at any point.
>>486356240>to weak to even kill itself, comes to you for mercythat's just a veiled guilt tripwhen they're choking to death they'll scream through their eyes asking why you didn't save them
>>486355267how the fuck can you ever "run out of nitrogen" in an enclosed capsule like that the thing is gas tight isnt it ? replace inside air with nitrogen and replace inside gas with more nitrogen once in a while imagine not having nitrogen detectors outside to detect leaks as if the human was some nitrogen sponge or could sustain itself magically on inhalated nitrogen for half a day ...preposterous
>>486354210I had the same thought. it's like a seinfeld episode.https://www.brighteon.com/afe51282-7d21-4cf2-bbfc-b187516ab8dc
>>486356240He checks a couple boxes in the serial killer column >doctor >obsessed with killing people >humanist >AustralianVery hard for him to beat the allegations at this point
>>486353987Unalive RegardedCornIt’s a bit overplayed but it does remind me of 1984 where words no longer mean what they mean.
>>486353813"The woman had reportedly been diagnosed with skull base osteomyelitis. The disease could manifest as an infection of the bone marrow, which could have been responsible for the marks on her neck resembling strangulation marks, according to a person close to The Last Resort who spoke to Swiss outlet NZZ."
>>486356312Need a business partner? I think we can come up with some exciting and “trend worthy” ideas for any influencers who hope to make their suicide go viral.Your rock idea for example, it’s great at first glance, but you’ve already identified the problem: you pushing the rock makes it murder.Instead I propose the soonly departed pushed the rock into a slalom of sorts, consider it like lighting a fuse, a little more time then a straight drop.Then, depending on their payment plan, they can either race the boulder to the bottom through the obstacle course, or take the fire pole and have enough time for one last cigarette at the bottom.I know what you are thinking>why a fire pole?Because despite my sincere belief that death should be earned, I think there are many ways to express the sincerity of your desire to die. In fact, all of my suicide schematics include a premium option that avoids the various mild hinderances I have put between our clients and their suicide.
>>486356196not good enough.doctors dont put anyone into hospice just because they want to be in it.we have millions of people who are chronically ill that cant die because doctors arent done making money off of them.
>>486353947>you were cool with it otherwiseTurns out they weren't. They were going to arrest them either way. Only they also say that he said, over a call to the pods designer, "She's still alive, phillip", and she was apparently found with, among other things, "severe injuries to her neck". Either way he was getting arrested, but now it seems like it's fraud and murder.I mean, she agreed to be killed, but also to the manner of death.I don't have an opinion on this really.
>>486353813Hope she got a discount.
>>486356772I don’t think so
>>486356783>we have millions of people who are chronically ill that cant diesure they can, people are pretty squishyoffloading your death onto someone else is the most selfish shit in the universe
>>486353813you will live in the pod.
>>486356987Nobody knows for sure until the autopsy
>>486357029we need reliable and consistent ways of doing it.they shouldnt have to try and figure it out only to fuck up and have someone save them later.
>>486353987Even a feather touch can leave a mark on a dead body, let alone enough force to cut off an artery, you retarded zoomer. A dead body cannot repair microdamage.
>>486357231>we need reliable and consistent ways of doing it.no you don'tif you really want to die, you will find a waylots of people who don't want to die find ways every day
that's odd, google seems to have scrubbed the titan c1 from its search.
>>486355744>>486355866https://youtu.be/TQDQV9ChJ40?si=ZbDSa7uBamNl12Bc
>>486357286yes we do.the free market should provide a safe and effective way of killing yourself.
>>486357320>safe and effective way of killing yourself.you're a cartoon
>>486357320seed oils?
>>486357029A death always becomes someone else's shit to deal with, better a dude who agrees to handle your remains rather than leaving a dangler for your family to find or not
>>486357231>Insert loaded shotgun into anus.>Pull trigger. I expect my cheque to be in the mail.
Psyop because the jews realized having the goyim kill themselves is bad.
>>486357538not consistent.some doctor might save you to get that insurance payout.
>>486356072Yeah I'd have to agree with you there. This calls for the building to be cleared out with flamers like in 40k
This the closest to the border between tragedy and dark humor that I've ever seen.
>>486353813Hang him
>>486353987Post broccoli hair
>>486354068or maybe it didnt work and he was like "shit" so he just finished the job
>>486357611>Not consistent.Wut?
>>486353813Lord have mercy lol what a crazy story
>>486357466>than leaving a dangler for your family to find or notwhy?it's not going to be any easier for themafter they're always wondering what they could have donedoesn't matter if it's a dangler, a junkie, or #herchoice
>>486355680>people need a safe way of killing themselvesI'd have to say the downsides outweigh the risks. Once being put to death is a recognized medical treatment, it will rapidly become something that can be ordered at will be the state.
>>486357724>aim slightly off>dick gets blown off instead >neighbor hears it, calls the police>ambulance shows up and the local doctor gets paid 6 figures to save you from bleeding outlol
>>486353987go back to tiktok you nigger.
>>486357799just make it optional and with patient consent only.
>>486357766One's tragedy and the other's horror.
>>486357810At any angle the gases alone are liquifying your insides. Getting turned into a 12 gauge transvestite would take a miracle worker doctor.
>>486353947> you were cool with it otherwiseNo? Actually only suicide (you kill yourself) is legal.Or refusing further life extending treatment for yourself as a patient, that is an option too.
>>486357858Ok and what happens when the state decides to alter that? If you suffer from a thought derangement eg racism then you're no longer capable of consenting so they will consent for you.Are you gonna vote to stop it? Is that what you'll do?
>>486357959tragedy is horror, it just depends on your mindstate when you process it
>>486357858That hasn’t worked so well for organ donation
>>486353813Why are northern Europeans like this? Scum of the earth right after Jews.
>>486357974its happened before so thats not going to work.>>486358003if they alter it then just start resisting the zogbots
>>486355854>title screen>The gang kills someone
>>486356457Probably farmed out production to India or some other shithole so it was as leaky as a colander.
>>486358059were not talking about organ donation though.everyone should be on the organ donor list.
>>486354210scary af
>>486358195Funny thing about organ donation, you can't be dead when it happens.
>>486354210this. Basically a Mel Brooks film come to life.
>>486358265didnt ask, doesnt matter.
>>486357979>Actually only suicide (you kill yourself) is legal.only recentlythat used to be a funny thing, if you fail you get a chargeI had a couple friends that got hit after fails>Or refusing further life extending treatment for yourself as a patient, that is an option too.correctbut that is your doingcontract killing is not
>>486358036ALl I'm saying is "Give me X monies to end your life so your mom doesn't have to scrub your brains off the wall" doesn't exactly seem the most unethical business model. Just another death-related industry.
Why don't these stupid pods use carbon monoxide? That'd kill 'em lickety split.
>>486354781Will it rip off your head? Sounds like a metal way to go out.
>>486354210Maybe she just changed her mind...
>>486353813>GOYIM NOOOO!!!!>YOU HAVE TO USE GAS TO KILL THE GOYIM!!!!
>>486353813If a minor gas leak in the pod renders it unable to kill the anheroee, how come a cracked wooden door worked just fine in the 40's?
>>486358394>doesn't exactly seem the most unethical business model.bro your ethics are shot
>>486358430Sure will
>>486354331why do they continue to say this off tiktok?
>>486358487You aren't disturbed by the terminally ill accelerating the process, but this catches you up?
>>486358394its more ethical than making people addicted to cigarettes and having them slowly and painfully die from lung cancer that nobody seems to know the cause of.
>the suicide pods don't even work
>>486358623>You aren't disturbed by the terminally ill accelerating the processI've been stage 4 for 20 years
>>486358394So go outside to do it? I don't approve of suicide, but cmon.
>>486358361It's not that recently for Switzerland. 40 years or something even for legalizing assistance with suicide (you still have to do the lethal parts voluntarily yourself, it's just not criminal for others to knowingly provide the means for a suicide in the appropriate circumstances).
Euthanasia is retarded; if you wanna kill yourself then just fucking do it faggot. How pathetic are these cowards that they need the government green-light right until the very last?
>>486353813youtube's gigasoi anti suicide word policy is preventing me from seeing any info about this.
>>486358739Savage. I don't know whether to offer you congratulations, condolences, or both.
>>486358781they need safe and effective methods.
>>486356084Jews are physically and spiritually weak
>>486358762SOmeone still has to do the brain scrubbing, what's wrong with an upfront agreement
>>486353813Why? She signed up to die, why does it matter how it happens?
>>486358781I could almost agree with a lawful good argument that they don't want to break the law even in their final act, but somehow I highly doubt that's a significant factor for these people.
>>486358424Emissions laws.
>>486358394If that's the issue, do a nonprofit entity like Exit or Dignitas. Or even govt funded bureaucrats. IDK.
>>486353813Why don't they just overdose on fentanyl or something simple? Carbon monoxide, helium..
>>486353813>thank god I'm still alive, I didn't really want to die>I'LL SHOW YOU YOU WHORE>*chokes her to death*
>>486353813Is it possible she was strapped in and changed her mind when the door closed and panicked, leading to the strangulation marks?
>>486358767if someone assists you that isn't suicidethat's a contract killif I pushed these people off a building would you charge me?answer is yes, but under your logic it should just be littering/public nuisance
>>486353813>girl wanted to die>machine failed whoops>give her death anyway>WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL?????????????
>>486353813We need MAiD for mental illnesses worldwide
>>486359101someone might save you if you do it yourself.
>>486358781they want someone else to do itit's the most selfish shit in existence
>>486359267the cool thing about failed suicide attempts is that you get another chance!
>>486359339nah it gets harder if the first attempt disables you even more.
>>486359184Our laws make sense. There is no pushing off buildings.IDK how your representatives defined your laws.
>>486354210hahahah, posts like this are why I still come to /pol/ after all these years, can't stop laughing rn lol
>>486353813HELL YEAHfuck the suicide pod I wanna be in the MURDER POD
>>486359479Based poster.
>>486353813>Florian WilletVillain tier name
>>486353813maybe she just played the most epic prank of all time
>>486353813>The court heard how he continued to lean over the Sarco pod to peer inside, before the alarm ceases.Imagine this being the last thing you see
>>486359483>Our laws make senseyou aren't a 400 million country where no one trusts anyone and everyone wants to fight everyone
>>486356072Agreed, but I think Sagan is okay.
>>486353987YOU KNOW RETARD...HE'S NOT THAT KIND OF DOCTOR, RIGHT? YOU ALSO KNOW HE'S NOT A HITMAN...FUCKING MORON...
>>486353987Why do we still allow Canadians in our internet???
Teleporter to Hell. It's sad anyone is broken enough to be deceived by Satan into using that abominable device.
>>486359930so the fbi has proxies
>>486355668savage jap as always , true though
>>486359934hell is probably better than earth right now.
>>486353813Suicide booths exist. In this world.Something is wrong.Very wrong.I'm going to hide now.
>>486359934>Teleporter to Hell.Unfortunately it appears to be a 'tard producer instead.
>>486360057apparently the problem is they don't work well enough
>>486353813The self-raking devices failed the LEAF. America is here to help if you all need it.
>>486354210>Also why are they investigating him? Because he used his hands instead of a gas or whatever the pod was supposed to do? Everyone knew he was killing her right?Because euthanasia is illegal. He was warned by the Swiss government that they'll come after him and the company if they kill the woman, but he still went and did it for some reason (probably thought he has a good lawyer)>In September, chief prosecutor Sticher told Swiss newspaper Blick: “We warned them in writing, we said that if they came to Schaffhausen and used Sarco, they would face criminal consequences.'
>>486353813Imagine if this guy put this sort of effort into curing the woman's actual illness.
>>486360057>doctors dont cure anything >end up chronically ill and in pain for decadespretty obvious to me what the actual problem is.
>>486353813Should have had it designed by Boeing. It would have killed her then.
>>486359803No, it's ~9million instead of 350million. Though you also have strong federal aspects, so really do it right for 9m each or w/e if you care?The law and related practices here aren't "trusting" BTW. They in fact encourage making it as clear as possible that the respective person killed itself and that any prior assistance was given only to someone who freely and in a sober state of mind could make this decision. Even on suicides, the police and doctors will have a look.
Psycho gone mad and strangled the bitch after she changed her mind. Also why not create a suicide startup where you get killed by a firing squad? I guarantee you it will work better than this pod
>>486354716Having overdosed on heroin, and brought back only because of narcan, I’d say there is a very painless way to go.
>>486356674YOU LEAVE REGARDED OUT OF THIS
>>486355181uh oh stinky
>>486360345seconded
>>486355267If this was the plot in a murder mystery novel or game people would call it too depraved and stupid and dystopian to be believable. Yet here we are.
>>486360224Outsource design for suicide device to IndiaIt doesn't work, instead cures death.You might be on to something here.
picrel is far more effective
>>486360258>350millionthey've said it's 350 since I was 20>Even on suicides, the police and doctors will have a look.I envy your outlook
why not just load them up with carfentanyl? takes like less than a gram
how the fuck is this actually a real thingthis is impossiblethere's no way someone literally made a pod that kills you and everyone is just like oh that's ok
>>486355181Lmao so weird. Anyone who doesn't know about big mike is retarded
>>486355767>the closer you are to nebraska the less likely you are to ODgo huskers
>>486360543You should hide too.It's dangerous.
>>486356505>He checks a couple boxes in the serial killer column>>Australian
>>486353813>We are made of star stuff. We are a way for the universe to know itself. Carl Sagan.
>suicide pod>look inside>living
>>486360543their complaint is that it doesn't kill people well enough
>>486353813>Netflix documentary in 3..2..1..
Leaf status: Clown Show
>>486360021nope it's eternity of solitary confinement, suffocation and burning in pitch black darkness.
>>486355556>Why wouldn't Smith & Wesson do the job? Do you really need a suicide startup?it's leaving less mess around
>>486361142source: your ass
>>486354653Since when did wood let gas pass?
> terminally onlinePot, meet kettle>>486355030
>>486353813Just another day of White Excellence
>>486361160that's what disgusts me about the logic desupeople will have elementary kids walk over needles and shit, but if meemaw needs to go, she needs to go (but it needs to be non violent and cute)
>>486361142It's utterly cold desu
>>486353813Why was he the only one present during her death? There was no oversight at all? Lmao.
>>486361352it's ok, they were totally going to arrest him before this
>>486353987Go back to youtube comment section, pussy bitch faggot.
>>486361289I'm perfectly willing to accept the whole issue is not one worth considering in the face of the rest of clown world. It's not like this even took place in my country
>>486361392you can NIMBY it, but interbutts make that shit everywhere
>>486355267That might be the most ironic story I have heard all year, it is some Shakespeare level characterization and overall plot. They should really make a stageplay out of this event at some point. It has the makings of a good story with a compelling message of how corporations kill for profit, literally and figuratively.
>>486361443psychopath euroshit goes -> canada -> new york -> california -> federal
>>486353813suicidefags on suicide watch
>>486357979I believe it's illegal in some countries, doesn't stop people from doing it
>>486353987You gonna say pdfile next zoomer faggot kek
>>486360538Can't comment on the accuracy of your census. Perhaps you habe more people.The police/doctors thing is just the procedure. Even with the older organizations like Exit or any other probable suicides.
>>486355972No that's actually true, he was actually Muslim like everyone was saying too
>>486361702>Can't comment on the accuracy of your censusI don't think anyone can
>>486353947This. Why is it different? I want them to explain.
>>486353987Cyclepath is another one. Don’t even understand why as it is an actual mental classification. Unless you’re misusing it to the point of making an epithet of it in which case just don’t use it
>>486361769i think it just comes down to it being a "pretty" deathlike them not struggling, etc.it makes them feel like they're saviorsif they struggle then they're the assholeno meme
>>486353987>unalivedI would have preferred hamburger time.
>>486361871they won't say that because it makes them realize how psychopathic and transactional it is, but that's what it is
>>486361547It's not that I don't believe you, It's just that I don't care. I'm fine with the lead-injection procedure over the gas chamber, but people are nitpicky
>>486353813The only pods you need are zinn pods use code tony hinchcliffe for half off now
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>>486356774>Your rock idea for example, it’s great at first glance, but you’ve already identified the problem: you pushing the rock makes it murder.I am sure with a enough funding we could change the regulations a bit. That or we could get the next person in line to kill the person in front of them. That way yes they committed murder but they are also going to be dead. Personally though if I was going to choose my way to die it would be an explosive collar that eviscerates my head completely. We could have it on a timer and have them have the option of running an obstacle course and if they complete it before their time runs out they get a cash prize for their family.
>>486353813What is even the point if you can't buy it?
>>486353947I don't care. This shouldn't be legal and will lead to systematic euthanasia for all who oppose ZOG so I want this fucker put to death for this. > "N-N-No! Life is sacred when it's MY life!"
>>486362105guillotine had less failure pointspeople just want to be disconnected from the act of killinglike it makes it betterit's weird as hellit's like onions contract killings
>>486353813It's funny all the mega pro israel outlets that are also pro trump are calling these claims "ridiculous and absurd"
>>486362330>umm ackshually I didn't really kill her, it was the the lack of oxygen that did that and she wasn't in public so it's ok :^)
>>486354246>>486354730How much did he charge for it? Who gets what's in the will?
>>486362268yo what we should dois take all these suicide pod bitches and put them into an arenawhoever lives, loses
>>486362330So what if we split the difference and allow only "Rope treatment"Please step on the trap door, sir
>>486362454>How much did he charge for it?more than I do, I guarantee that>Who gets what's in the will?whoever they willed tobut that's another thing, whoever has power of attorney can just rope them into it
>>486362533I think slicey is betterrope it's the whole "ick their neck didn't break and I have to watch them struggle"like the whole angle against it is just it being "inhumane" because they strugglethe logic is twistedlike the objective is killing them, and you're holding up flags because it isn't clean enough?the mind bogglesnobody's coming back from a lopped off head tho, not even vampires
>>486360425kek, it's almost Scooby-Doo teir
>>486355767Wow NY has a surprisingly small number of ODsbut seriously this thread is dark dystopian sketch comedy
>>486353813Wasn't there that usa execution, where the guy sued to die via nitrogen suffocation. Versus the gold standard of barbituates, benzos and something else to kill the felon. In the end, the nitrogen failed after 20min and he remained alive. That shoulda been a wakeup call and warning for this nitrogen death capsule. Maybe he shoulda tested it on large animals, bit was a PETA fag. Coulda put in a 4ft long baby-ish cow, and ate the veal after he was successful, as a celebratory feast
So if I build a machine that kills a person it's fine, but if I murder somebody it's not?
>>486358554Conditioning
>>486354781R A R EARE
>>486354716>There's no peaceful way to dieWhat about inhaling a gas that isn't carbon dioxide? The human body doesn't detect a lack of oxygen, it just detects high levels of carbon dioxide, so you don't feel the pain of suffocating if it's not CO2
>>486353987>unalivekill yourself you fucking faggot
>>486361259First submarines that turn into suicide pods and now suicide pods that doesent work. This is what happens when everyone want to become the next Elon Musk.
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>>486357231I am sure you could by oceangate submarines real cheap...
>>486360057Our species is culling itself like a self-pruning plant. It's not a bad thing. It's a natural process.
>>486353813they probably raped her too
>>486353987you get better boner with violence
>>486353813>OY VEY
>>486366720It's MA'AM!
>>486353813ok what if she asked for it though>Hey, I think this thing isn't working>Shit. Okay. Well...do you still want to die? Plan B, we might have to go a little old school for this one.>I literally don't care, just do it
>>486354214But sir, I wanted scrambled eggs.You got eggs. Eat the fucking eggs.
>>486355411The MAID ones aren't designed to kill. It's the ether jar before the frog gets vivisected for it's organs.This guy apparently wasn't in on the system's real purpose.
>>486353987>unalived The fact that zoomers casually use this in their daily lexicon shows the influence social media has in training their minds. They're just as retarded and brainwashed as boomers with TV. Grim.
Jesus
>>486366630>filenamewhat were you going for? try this next time.>jewthanasia
>>486353813This is actually quite disturbing. I wonder if the ceo is a serial killer that sees the company as some way to continue his love of murder. Strangling someone is the most intimate way of murder. You are grasping there neck as hard as you can and put your weight into it. To strangle someone takes a real veteran. A gun or poison is very impersonal. A knife is more up close. This guy has murdered before. This guy 100% built this company as a release to help him continue killing. He probably couldn't help it.
>>486355972WTF is that Dr Who pic?
>>486354758Somehow medically assisted death is legal now. It's leading to mass murder as everyone who warned about it said it would. Everyone involved is going to end up on the end of a rope after court cases. These people are braindead morons who think the current thing is eternal.
>>486361910Based, me and my daughter just finished watching the whole series together.
>>486361225Since always.It's actually poison gas, which eventually returns to a liquid state, meaning that the room and corpses would be covered with a lethal poison. There was no adequate drainage for this poison, so it would have found its way into the surrounding water supply. You can't just wash it down with a hose. it needs to be properly expunged.The idea of multiple capacity gas chambers is fundamentally retarded and doesn't stand up to any logical questioning.
>Use Anesthesia >Suicide patient is laid on a table, neck encased in device, head on pillow.>confirm anesthesia working>press button>device around neck has an extremely sharp and very thin blade quickly sever the neck in two>device can either cauterize the neck wound, wrap it up in some gauze tape, or it be manually done.Do it fast enough it won't be messy, the patient wouldn't suffer, and the process can be almost automated. I'll take my check in the mail whatever tyrannical government takes this up.
>>486356009Is that Robert (((Singer)))? He's a kike nutcase.
>>486353987Kekekekekek you polniggers ain't got no chills tho
>>486354210The (fake) core of the "euthanasia" (easier goy organ harvesting) movement is "Dignitas"."Dying with Dignity"ie: "They lived in pain, at least they could die with dignity"Just more kike insults against God, the goy and charity.
>>486354758They're testing the PR aspect of the legalistics of having one guy do the murdering while his entire support system is morally/karmically non-liable for his actions/behaviors/transgressions.So say Elon's eventually-mandatory-if-you-want-to-participate-in-society brain chip initially comes with the "option" to self-euthanize in the form of an App. A built-in capability (no *intentional* of course, just some clever App-maker figured out *totally* independently) that requires an "opt-in" to arm. But then by degrees it becomes normalized (various horror stories are seeded in the brain-chip media - that allows people to share experiences - where people died horribly, trapped where it would have been a "mercy" for them to be able to self-terminate). THEN, some secondary dude, who thinks he's doing good of course, God's work etc (they'll spin it hard), figures out a way to trigger a mass self-kill response to something (maybe creates a piece of brain-experience media that "goes wrong" - either by horror or by invoking a sense of "not wanting to go back to reality" in the user, resulting in an emergency use of this "ejector seat"/Nope App functionality). All by design of course. All carefully paced out over the right kind of "Two More Weeks" style stepping-stone intervals, so the frog is boiled nice and slow.They need, for when this becomes a reality, for them to not be held liable in any way at all in the minds of the public. That everything bar "this unfortunate unforeseen outcome" to have been totally consensual on the part of the brain-chip-havers, and the only legal/moral weight be carried by this patsy/agent who created/triggered the mass-death effect.They want you, me and as many other people as possible (enough to create a consensus - or at least the illusion of one) to look at that story and think "no one else is to blame for this". And not seek systemic retribution or account for the outcome.
>>486367116This is why i'm glad i'm a recluse.
>>486353813>The inventor of the Sarco, Philip Nitschke, followed the process by video call but was unable to catch all of it due to technical difficulties.oh shit
>>486353947Because it's cruel and not what they consented to dumfuck>ummm you accepted death by sleep bed but plot twist we're actually going to kill you using the secret sand paper treadmill I installed in my basement sorry sweetcheeks you consented
bloody Australians
>>486368817Many such cases
>>486354068Top kek.
>>486353947imagine you ordered McDonalds but got KFC
>>486367553>>486368817>>486369100Oh that's right, there's TWO of these fucks.Oz got targeted preddy hard. Those (((guys))) have been at this shit for decades.(*Peter) Singer's interesting in that he looks exactly like Rupert Murdoch.
