>Alnwick Castle Newshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alnwick_Castle>Daniel Khalife: No trace of prison escape terror suspecthttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66737715>Nottingham maternity deaths: Police announce criminal inquiryhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-66738950>Student unions and lecture halls shut at Raac unishttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-66742626>September heatwave longest on recordhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66743788>Watford church leader Mike Pilavachi 'massaged young male interns'https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-66739880
dago is a real nigga
friendship with bogdan ended, jockmong is my best friend now
anal sex with teens
>>486377952morning jefff
This is the thread.
am gay lads
Unironically though - thread OP's should regularly be a celebration of us, like our natural landmarks, or cool castles etc. not gay post ironic nigger shit. that is what i attempted to create once upon a time.
Wish I lived in a castle.
>>486378004Are you a teen? If so, this lads looking for you...>>486377952
>>486378096I tried to make OPs good once and got called seethemong for a whole year
>>486378151anal sex with FEMALE teens
>>486378241our enemies are probably the same
>kieran bake:)
>>486378312Too late. It's sorted already.
migrate>>486378173>>486378173>>486378173
>>486378411i respect the hustle and I'm going to migrate>>486378391dont dead name me sister
>>486378096Would be nice if the links were from this year at least.
>>486378411no
>>4863784113 threads up now. Spastics
>>486378499More.
>>486378491its not about practicality - it's about the vibe. same energy as catholic cathedrals - we should enshrine britpol as a cathedral./
OOOOH PRIME MINISTER
Might watch pmqs before the rapening. Remind myself that however bad Sunak was there's always worse.
>>486378635Aye but I got all excited thinking that lad had escaped again. Was disappoint.
>boost in minimum wage from april next year>conservative media acting like this is a catastropheBut the min wage has been going up every year?
>>486378819where's wally tier if so
>>486378150An Englishman's home is his castle. You are English, aren't you?
>>486379178>brit/pol/Probably not, no.
>>486378096Make brit/pol/ Comfy Again
>>486379341lads prefer the clickbait, i understand the psychology of it so i'm never too arsed.
>>486377735first for Angela Rayner's enormous vagina
>>486379955>first*fist
Might steal some used knickers
>>486378150there have been a couple for sale near me, one which was converted to a dwelling form a lookout tower, pretty nice and cheap but not very practical and another full on with land and everything, less than a mil, pretty nice
>>486378312Cor
>Grab mans ass>Labour sending us into the dark agesWas it worth it Chris? Was he worth it? We was so close to a bojo 30 year dynasty
>>486378312indian female teens with london accents?
>>486380014Angela Rayner could never become homeless because her vagina is so large that she could live in it if the need arose, in fact Angela Rayner's vagina could be the solution to the growing homelessness epidemic
>>486380022Sniff em as a masturbationary aid like god intended
>>486380433i heard she does porno with her son and his pornstar wife
>Aspiring doctor, 21, dies after suffering 'traumatic' head injury while working out at university gym - as tributes pour in for 'kind and caring' student>jihadi finger
>>486380022Get outta ya mums knicker drawer
>>486380469>pornstar wifeTrains?
Turned parliament on ready for PMQs and the budget and already some SNP wanker called Stephen Gethins is begging for more migration, it's all so tiresome
>>486380493Did he drop the weight plates on his head?
>>486380493probably something to do with Angela Rayner's vagina and they're trying to cover it up, never forget they only tell the truth if the truth happens to align with their agenda otherwise they simply lie
>On the wall where a photo of former Chancellor Nigel Lawson, had been hanging, a newly framed photo of one of the founding members of the Communist Party of Great Britain has been installed.I need Donald to win, fuck this country, it's cooked >Starmer to call Rishi PM 5 times this session
>P-P PWEASE DO NOT DISCUSS THE ISLAMIC NEGROES TERRORISM
>>486380433The feminine Diogenes.
>>486380712They're not even hiding it anymoreAlso if Shania Begum got her citizenship revoked for joining ISIS, why wasn't Keir etc disbarred from office for running off to a Lithuanian communist training camp?
>>486380789>Islamic negro's terrorism which one? there's a few
Would it be difficult for a white romanian to marry a cute british woman ?
>starmer going on about some paki holidaybet he won't mention halloween
>earlier today a fire was reported in Angela Rayner's vagina, the fire service attended and the fire is under control, arson is suspected and police are looking into it, there are no reports of any injuries
It's all one big joke, it's all one big club and you're not in it.
This thread is make nga MAJOR come back
>you are going to destory this country, and you are laughing?>you are making me work 25% harder for nothing extra and your laughing?FUCK THEM ALL!
why so many threads you special cunts?
Does anyone know why they have the lines on the front benches? Bit of trivia
>>4863811432 4 1 lead paint special sale down wickes
>>486381227That must be itAm off to wicks
>we have reset on the world stage>give up territoriesBold move cotton lets see how that plays out
10 minutes
>starmer is rattled>he fiddling that pen
>genocide convention >Article 2 of the Convention defines genocide as:>... any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such:>(a) Killing members of the group;>(b) Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;>(c) Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;>(d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;>(e) Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.>—Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide, Article 2[8]>Article 3 defines the crimes that can be punished under the convention:>(a) Genocide;>(b) Conspiracy to commit genocide;>(c) Direct and public incitement to commit genocide;>(d) Attempt to commit genocide;>(e) Complicity in genocide.>—Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide, Article 3[8]how many of those apply to our governments actions recently?
PMQ's is no different than a sesh at the pub with the lads.they only answer 1/10th of questions rest is quips or clap backs
Well this is it lads, it's been a pleasuring being British for 36 years, but it is time to become an American
>no one in labour smiling or cheering
>decade of renewelSo just confirming elections aren't taking place at end of parliament, very on brand
>delivered by a womanI need to see their medical records to confirm
she's got a funny nose
>>486382824What you mean? Looks just like...
>>486378635>we should enshrine britpol as a cathedral./Will there be crypts?
>>486382905can't have a cathedral without a crypt
>>486377902He’s a good lad
>>486378150I did
i gave up waiting 15 minutes and decided to use email verifications.
What an absolute slag
Miss me yet?
reminder>we have landed men on the moon but no one has ever been to the bottom of Angela Rayner's vagina
>She says today, the OBR say CPI inflation will average 2.5% this year, 2.6% in 2025, then 2.3% in 2026, 2.1% in 2027, 2.1% in 2028 and 2.0% in 2029.seems optimistic
>>486383770Even James Cameron won't take a sub down that deep
£40bn of tax rises - that is very big indeed
Fisting English male teens
The GBP is crashing on the markets.NOW WE ARE TRYING FULL COMMUNISM COMRADES!!!!
but will the white race survive ms thatcher?
60% tax for over 25k. Boat wogs need funding
>before I come to tax>she has previously mentioned taxes
Max tax budget
>covid commissar She really is a fucking commie
>>48637795218 -19 year olds you mean.....right
>David GoldstoneDavid Goldstone>David GoldstoneDavid Goldstone>David Goldstone
>office of value for moneyThe Department of Irony
bennie chat
>david goldstonelol this is going to be good
Thoughts on the budget lads?
>>486383960>>office of value for moneyBudget : £135 billion/year
>>486383849Millionaires packing their bags right now. It's down to the little people to pay that 40 bill
More pointless 'CV workshops' incoming
>>486384000boring.
benniemongs....
I don't want to work tho
>we're going to make josh get a jobKek
>>486384000Bit shit, innitHow are you meant to have a budget when there's no money?
>>486383939>>486383987what? missed this
they are coming for us
neets!!! our response?
>new HMRC IT systemsthat'll work, Rishi's dad in law gunna get the contract?
>>486384000She even looks like a disgusting commie
>>486383819Yeah, because I will be making £30 million in 28/29 as a predictionFucking tossers can't even go (1) day without being a communist
>>486383770I'll put some pound in her pocket. Where can I find her?
>>486384032Be a man for onceIs obvious trump sold out to the non white migration crew
>>486383938of course, they have to be 18 to sign the release papers for the porn
>>486384068They're installing a 93% jewish politburo
>>486384008New law: all wealth and income over a personal wealth allowance of £10 million is taxed at 99%, and if that tax applies to you, you are banned from leaving the country.
What about lads with hidden disabilities?
>>486384029This, I was part of Blairs New Deal, shitty computer courses, how to write a CV... all of it worthless and soul crushing
all this talk of bennie munchers makes me think i should have lied for some tasty bennies
>>486384130corr, nice background view
>>486384043qrd?
>>486384066By taxing wealth
fisting teen brincels
>>486384130Keep it hidden or you'll get locked up for indecent exposure
>>486384126Except instead of £10m it’s going to be 10 quid, and if you try and leave with a pack of fags in your jeans pocket you’ll get tasered in the face by a Border Force BAMEtrooper
>>486384169Yeah but a least Euan Blair is worth 12 billion quid now innit
>>486384200fuck all kekbarely mentioned
>>486384029You'll be taught how to get a job by a fresh off the boat doctor or engineer
>>486384200we are dead. WE ARE ALL DEAD. THE FUCKING JEWS ARE AFTER US
>>486384000if I went out and extorted money from people under threat of imprisonment and then went on telly to tell people I was going to use the money to wage wars, conduct human trafficing and take out huge debts for my other victims to pay off...I would expect to catch a bullet. But it's fine for the government to do it
>>486384169I did one as well, they told me I already had an adequate CV but I had to go into some youth club full of chavs and waste an hour typing my CV out again onto a Word document
>>486384229work capability assessment reform and lip service to tackle bennie fraud.
>>486384169same. got put on some fast track course to work after. basically it was full of companies looking to exploit young lads, pay them low wage. ended up at a steel fabricating company sweeping up.
>Your estimated Income Tax>An estimate of the total amount of Income Tax you will pay on all your PAYE income for this tax year.>£46,527Pray for me. I’m about to get bummed.
>>486384299
>you can't sack joshFfs
>>486384299any news on on the 5 trillion turkish barbers turning over 500k each with 3 clientele per month?
>>486380493Killary???
>>48638422312 billion, blimey thats just over half a black hole
>>486384250>Hallo. Ah haff com to tell yew hao yew can be sayfin mone. Mah fuhst finanshawl tip is: eenvest een a robbah dinghy
>>486384346
>>486384332thank you for your hard work>>486384229see replies >>486370203
>>486384073not my problem
>>486384423Kek. It’s only 9k a year though he wasn’t smart enough to get the 33k.
>>486384029The job centre and the national careers service are worthless public servants and didn't help me find a job.
>>486384456Kek. What a retard
PETROL £2/litre
>>486384407be not afraid
>>486384456Well, when someone just gives you a flat for free, you don't really need much more than the 9k
Okay I’m genuinely surprised she hasn’t hiked fuel duty.
you've concluded shit you fuking jew bint
>>486384366Must be from their side businesses of selling vapes. In towns with a population of 10k.
>>486384494kek
>>486384269Taxes pay for things you use though, like the NHS, the police, schools, roads, etc.
>>486384115I make all my conquests sign to show consent for all the acts we perform on each other. I then email copies to their family members as a way to further cover myself from possible allegations.
>raises fuel duty at christmas >freezes it in the spring
wtf fuel prices stay the same wtf
>no higher taxes at the petrol pump>We'll tax the oil companies instead. They won't pass on the cost to the pumps will they?
>>486384556is she actually jewish?
>>486384604>Taxes pay for things you use though, like the NHS, the police, schools, roads, etc.wogs, dinghys, translation services
>>486384492Thats a tasty £2.70 in tax per litre to the gov with everything taken into account.They'd better not tax my lottery jackpot winnings on friday
how are they making money then? where is the money coming from? And high iq lads explain?
>>486384604If only.
won’t need fuel price hikes when every BAME is given an Aston Martin or Range Rover with a massive engine in it making 9mpg as they drive around your town when you’re wage slaving
>we won't raise direct emoloyee tax>We will raise taxes on everything you buy
Fuck me, employers raped with a broomhandle
>>486377735Good day, fellow Englishmen
>>486384277>>486384327Kek I got sent some some quasi-college full of scallies to learn how to repair PCs for random people who brought them in. On lad got into shit for typing "give kids cocaine its good for them"on the win 98 scrolling screensaver for some customer. I lasted like two weeks cos all I did during that time was download winzip and play pic related
so what kind of job should i look for after this budget
>>486384633She clearly has Jewish blood, look at that face
>>486384690money printer go brrrr
So I lose an extra 1.5% on my share grants. Fuck you Reeves. I’m already paying a 55% effective rate.
>>486384604>NHSdoesn't work (full of wogs)>policeonly works for arresting shitposting Brits>schoolsdoesn't work (full of wogs)>roadsdoesn't work (full of wogs)etc
>>486384690YHWH will provide
>>486384584
They are going to come for my GME MOASS money aren't they
>>486384732Well not one with a small business as they've just been shut down
this fucking child cannot remain as speaker
Going down like a lead balloon
Did they declare open season on landlords?
pay tax to fund your own replacement
>one month from now: "in the interest of maintaining company feasibility we will be reducing our workforce size in the upcoming year..."cheers love, unemployment go up again
>>486384698It's true though>>486384752If I needed a doctor I wouldn't care about their ethnicity as long as they're a good doctor
>capital gains taxFaaaark
>>486384820So not only do I pay more tax on them, my share grants are worth less too. Wonderful.
>raping employers So they’re just going to hire less people? Way to fucking go
>>486384891wogdocs are educated in the third world. you should care
>>486384891>If I needed a doctor I wouldn't care about their ethnicityLook at the malpractice rates, you really should
>>486384913Employers going to be begging for more immigrants
>>486384913>>>486384752We can all go work for Tesco or Amazon by next year
>>486384732gym equipment supervisor
Thank god my family is rich enough to have a trust fund and not get raped by inheritance tax.
>>486384960Many brown people go to med school in this country, and also there are very capable universities in other countries
>inheritance tax >Frozen until 2030Better kill my dad soon
>>486384900how bad is it? i gave up my subsistence level trading last year
>continuing inheritance tax freezeHas she got a terminal relative?
so if businesses are getting raped with NI, won't they just start charging more for their services, thus raping the common lads. Food prices, TV internet etc.its over.
>>486384960Like 'Dr' Isyaka Mamman
>>486385029fuck you retard
>>486385040Nearly doubled at the lower end
>>486384604It also pays for all the shit those entities protect
>>486384296Looks like you dressed up as your mum
>>486384913NEET's will be pushed out of the NEETmarket.NEET's, we need to go on strike, NEET to rule, no NEET overtime.
VAPERS shagged
>>486385029>and also there are very capable universities in other countriesIndia's had endemic academic fraud in its medical colleges since the '90s
>vapes getting taxed like cigsCunts
The price of pop is going up lads get your fucking cans of Fanta in now.
MONSTER sippers bummed
>>486385122am in commons lads
ANOTHER 10% INCREASE ON BACCYfuck me luv that's going to be £30 for a 30 gram
noooooo not the vapes
>BUDGETNo mention of Freddos
>>486385024That isn’t how that works. I would know, because I have multiple. You do not get to totally avoid it
support for EV'sdoes that include mobility scooters?
>cost of vapes and energy drinks about to go upscruffy lads who smell of damp are about to get fucked
holidays to SHAGAPUFF up by £4
>>486384820zoom out you retard it's a nothingsandwich, I swear a good 90% of you guys are retarded
>>486384820that's a daily chart, mr. expert
>baccy goes up>vapes go up>pipe tobacco not mentionedfucking get in
>>486385202You do when it’s a big enough trust.
>>486385235That'd never make it past the Lords tbf
>>486385235wtf do you think is put in pipes
>>486385213Or heelies?
>>486385235tbf this has always been the way.
>air passenger dutyUp £2>Private jet dutyUp 50% to £450She thinks people who can afford private jets give a fuck about a few hundred quid
>>486385287Crack
>>486385257No you don’t. You don’t know what you are talking about. It’s manageable and you can reduce it, but you are not getting out of it
Shoulda taxed smart watches like I suggested
>>486385287pipe tobacco has a different tax rate m8, it's true. Posho loophole.
>>486385287pipe tobacconot hand rolling tobaccomuppet
>>486385287that
penny off a pint!!!Labour second term confirmed
BOOZE up at home down in the pubOnly £7.99 at the boozer a pint now
All the cunt Labour MPs pretending to like beer to be down with the plebs
CHEAPER DRINKSWE WONWE WONWE WON
lmao national insurance gg
>>486385309>She thinks people who can afford private jets give a fuck about a few hundred quidThink that's her point, they don't. Another expert.
>>486385354>>486385358>>486385361nah mate wogout.
I used to use pipe tobacco in my rollies, might go back to that.
>>486385309That’s the point it, you can’t be that dense can you?
The non dom regime that they've found won't raise any money?
>>486385373Mike Amesbury loves a bev
>>486385344Lmao Skill issue.
>>486385309That is the point retard, more money for the govt with less of an impact as £450 isn't much to those who have private jets.also cheaper pints fuck yeah
>>486384611smart move can't be too careful in todays litigious world
>>486385309>She thinks people who can afford private jets give a fuck about a few hundred quidThey can just land in Ireland for 4 seconds then only pay the tax on that flight, then fly to where the fuck they want tax free. She's not as clever as she thinks, or thinks we're stupid (we are)
They haven’t raised taxes on marmalade
>only two things in life are certain, death and Angela Rayner's vagina
>>486385429morning blockwog
>>486385364At lot of ppl stopped going to the pub a few yers ago, more pubs will close
>>486385364I gave it up when it got to a pound a pint.
>>486385392WAHEYYY!!! Everyone meet in Spoons for a pint.
>>486385448they don't wanna wake the bear
>>486385220surely those kinds of levies barely raise anything, it's purely done out of spite
goodbye non-doms
>>486385202Nigger
>>486385392-1p at the pubup by 3% at tesco et alWhat a fuckin win, right?
>>486385412look it up m8 50g of pipe tobacco is the same as 30g of normal tobacco
>>486385546if i knew what that was id be pissed. or happy
i'm already getting raped by virgin media, if NI increases, will they charge me more to cover their losses?
>milliband rocking like a junkielmao
>>486385591ignorance is bliss
They should tax bicycles by their weight meaning you'd also have to register them too
>>486385611> virgin mediaBetter than sky?
>>486385546As a submissive this saddens me
promise made, promise kept. wey hey
>>486385670they should pay me to jog commute
>>486385670tax fatties
>>486385695very good
>>486385670Mandatory dildos for saddles
>>486377735>Waiting until 2028/29 to align tax with inflationTiresome, why so long?
>>486385670tax socks and shoes next
>>486385693not had sky in years. couldn't tell you. Virgin internet used to be cheap and better than everyone else. It's still better, but they charge you for that premium now. might just go mobile internet when my contract is up.
Punishing private schools even though they save the gov money by not burdening state schools
>using technology to improve public servicesffs
So not that many consequential tax rises. Where is the money to come from for investment, then? More borrowing, or just no investment?
>>486385799they gotta line their pockets somehow
>>486385799cos it's not a real pledge lol
okay so overall what do you guys think
>>486385874>Punishing private schools even though they save the gov money by not burdening state schoolsMiddle class don't deserve education tbdesu, cram em in with the wogs, poshos unaffected as usual.
>>486385905She's not finished yet
>>486385943corrr
Got you famm @realDonaldTrump
>>486385899>ffsit's worked really well before, and sunaks father in law could probably stand to make another 500 billion here
They should decrease the AET so I can go to work less
More money to Jewkraine, get in!
3 THOUSAND MILLION FOR UKRAINE GOD SAVE THE KING
>>486385905>So not that many consequential tax rises.You'll find out in the coming hours when the paper go other the documents, she did however state £40 billion in increased taxes at the start of the speech.
>>486385972I love not being able to get anything done because the Pajeetcoded network has crashed for the 5th time in the last hour and it's also just leaked all my info direct to the Daily Mirror
thanks ukraine
>£3b a year to Ukraine OH FUCK OFF
>£3bn per year for muh UkraineHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2.9 billion extra for army fags. whats that like a new tank and some jet maintenance?
holocaust mentioned!!!!
>VE and VJ day funding For bames only
HOLOCAUSTNEVER FORGETHOLOCAUSTNEVER FORGETHOLOCAUSTNEVER FORGETHOLOCAUSTNEVER FORGETHOLOCAUSTNEVER FORGETHOLOCAUSTNEVER FORGETHOLOCAUSTNEVER FORGETHOLOCAUSTNEVER FORGETHOLOCAUSTNEVER FORGETHOLOCAUSTNEVER FORGET
VAGINA DAY
>mandatory Holocaust re education campsWew
>>486386117corr
any news on smashing the boatwog gangs?
>going after shopliftersIncredibly fucking racist
>1.3 billion to local councils>1 billion to homelessness support schemesand yet 3 billion to ukraine??
My wife can come up with funny stuff sometimes
>>486386177why would the govt smash themselves?
>>486386050>>486386061if Trump gets in and ends the war we won't need to send it anymore
>>486386123boomers are dying off, zoomers and school kids are not falling for it anymore. be funny if they start locking them up
>>486386185it will be selectively enforced as per usual
>>486386189>1 billion to homeless That's a lot of crack
>>486386213Post #2 wife
>>486386213Can wife number 2 spell better?
>1.5 billion to irishgis a bit
>>486386030She did indeed, but she doesn't seem to have announced £40bn of concrete tax rises. As you say, we're probably going to have to read it all in the small print.
what the fuck is this stability she keeps going on about? a fucking phantom
>>486386123"Support us letting in infinity ooga boogas or you are a feshist notzee"
>>486385866Contract up with sky next month n was gonna jump to virgin, cheers tho
>>486385013>goyim equipment supervisor
>>486386287Maybe when you learn sequences properly. If their was a second wife it would say Wife#1 wouldn't it, thicko
>government spending Here we go lads this is where they line their pockets
SHAMEAPOLOGIZE
>>486386213Can't wait for Rembrandts day coming up.Nevar 4get
are these faggots chanting shame now?
>>486386093Japanese Holocaust Memorial?
>>486386417Yes
>>486385309>being this retarded
ACCOUNTING TRICKS AHOY
>>486386373that's a bit nasty mate. I'm only trying to engage in some light hearted banter.
A hefty rubber tax might stop the dinghies
>>486386373Choose kindness
the government ought to consider infinite green energy by harnessing the power of Angela Rayner's vagina
>>486386353desu you might get a better deal than me, as new customer. I never bothered calling them askingfor a ''deal'' when i renewed. Still think a 5g phone with unlimited internet is a better deal though. If you're a gaymer and need good ping wtc, might not be viable though
So when are we getting fully automated luxury gay space communism lads?
>Taxpayers will be funding amerishart megacops to asset strip the countryPlus ca change innit
lads, giga factories.
>>486386647What are you some kind of commie?
>>486386479>>486386573Don't like the accusations of being a paki lads
>>486386733>>486386733>>486386733When we're ready
I am not fucking happy lads.Employer NI threshold down to £5k from £9.1k.t. self-employed chad here
>>486386630>fully automated luxury gay space communismNo, poorly automated luxury gay bame communism
5 billion for housing?How are they forcing builders to build exactly?
>>486386747ah, fair enough I didn't see it from that perspective. Sorry mate, I know you Jeets are sensitive on the Pakistani subject.
>>486386794Yeah but she painted it as a positive thing, so be happy innit
>>486383870corr
>>486384029holy shit kek this country is a joke
DAY 50 OF PETITIONING FOR A CITY ON THE FALKLANDS
>>486386076What's the point when the LOTO will turn up late
