>THE BUDGEThttps://news.sky.com/story/budget-latest-rachel-reeves-updates-live-12593360>Other newshttps://news.sky.com/uk
problem chuds?
>486421074There is a lesson about trusting lawyers in here somewhere
>>486421074Dear lord these people are actually insane. Now a pint cap would have been better.
>>486421234Yeah I own a huge corporation and I'm butthurt about the budget
>>486421074what a piss take, one penny off? just one? not a shilling, halfpenny?...... complete piss take, it's like leaving someone a 1p tip..... it's just insulting..... don't even bother.... I will pay the penny you greedy cunts
>>486421234i bet she's dead kinky in private, all sorts of wicked stuff i'll bet
>>486421074A penny. How many pints would have to buy to even notice that?A government that wastes millions wallpapering a single room thinks that a penny is a lot of money to the plebs. This is how much they hate us.
>>486420967https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27wbBUccWqYOur Nige speaking.
The Likely Lads X Brookside
>>486421728Posted this in the last thread, the absolute butthurt when he mentions Abbott is hilarious
>>486421850>speaker tells him its not a point of orderbtfo kek
>>486420967>anglo-saxons only& norman-franks, which brought the latin into you language.
>>486422039You could tell how smug he felt when he raised it only to get slapped back down
>The government will shortly be publishing the get Britain working white paper. Tackling the root causes of inactivityRoh oh neetcels, looks like your spackerbennies will be drying up shortly
yummy mummy dropping her kids off at school in a porsche cayenne vibesdiamonds.
>>486421728>NICEE TRY!Kek
>>486421283I just want to see beer bottles have their caps that don't come off like water bottles now. You know, for the environment like.
phoarrrr
>>486422201poof
>The Russian invasionUm acktually it's the Russian intervention in the Ukrainian civil war
>>486422041The only time you're born equal to someone is if you have an identical twin.
>>486421575She likes her cock curried. Too kinky for me.
>OY LOOKIT I'M BRITISH!>I'M FROM NORTHHAMPTONSHIREVILLAGEBRIDGETOWNEROAD!>MY NAME IS OLIVER JAMESON BENNET THE THIRD!>I LOVE TO EAT BOILED FOOD!>I LOVE MY PEDOPHILE ROYALS AND DJS!>MY KING LITERALLY MURDERED HIS WIFE IN PUBLIC!>SOMETIMES IN MY COUNTRY YOU GET KILLED FOR ROOTING ON THE WRONG SPORTSBALL TEEM!>I HAD SO MUCH RUBBISH TODAY I REQUIRED A BUGGY TO TAKE IT TO THE BIN!>MY NATIONAL DELICACY IS FRIED FISH AND TATERS!>THE ONLY REASON TO VISIT MY COUNTRY IS TO GO TO A BAR!>THE ONLY BASED MAN IN MY COUNTRY IS NAMED NIGEL!>THERE ARE A TOTAL OF FIVE DENTISTS IN MY COUNTRY!>YOU GO TO JAIL FOR THREE YEARS WHEN YOU MAKE A SHITPOST IN MY COUNTRY! >I CAUGHT A LORRY TO PICADILLY CIRCUS TO HAVE TEA WITH MY MUM!
>>486421728
>>486422425lulz
>>486422334nigga you gay as fuck if you wouldn'tyou probably prefer Olukemi
>>486422333Horsefaced girls, iykyk
>>486422535>Horsefaced girls, iykykThey're my favourite for a reason.
>>486422502only way you would is by printing off her picture and taping it to your pillow you little gay virigin
>>486422651feed the pony, anon
>>486422333checked, fucking hell I medically NEED to see her arsehole
>>486422667>liking women is gayWeird take.
Budget doesn't really put me up or down, lads. I'm not handing those commie bastards a damn thing.
>>486422174#Tier2ForJew
>>486422752fairly common in the British right wing
>>486422174Tfw you're getting full housing benefit, higher rate lwcra, enhanced ADP (Scottish pip) and yours allowed to make £1kpm to keep from your business for 3 years then 50p of every pound over that without losing any bennies. Oh, and they can't make me look for work if I'm not earning. Comfy as. 3 year comfy subsidy to get a business going.
>>486422167The seethe from that woman saying about investment from Russia. They absolutely detest Farage being there lmao.
>>486422341Only if you're retarded.
>>486420967Shit thread made by pajeet wannabes.
My genes:25% from London25% from Dublin30% Frisian20% NorwegianAm I allowed sirs
>>486422976>t. Banderite
>>486422979Get the fuck out of here you norman cunt
>>486422752keep it to yourself you poof
>>486422923>yours allowed to make £1kpm to keep from your business for 3 yearsWhat is this and is it available in Wales?
>>486421074>Taking the piss and rubbing your nose in it
>>486423062Nah, I just hate Russians with a passion. Aggressive bullying drunken garish chavvy scum that they are. Does that make me a nazi?
>>486423115
>>486422981>FrisianIsn't that a cow?
>>486423206statistically it makes you jewish, or polish
>>486422923dole scum
>>486423206> Aggressive bullying drunken garish chavvy scumNo, a self-hater.
>>486423134Yes. If you're on spacker bennies you are exempt from the UC minimum income floor.
>>486422981>Genes come from cities
>>486423296
>>486423226nice try but I'm not bogdan and your still simping for women on britpol...... just lol
>>486423296Biggest language in Israel is russian lad.
>>486423510
>>486423206Slavs are the niggers of the whites, probably worse since they covertly infiltrate. At least with a nigger you can spot him a mile off but a slav they look like us at a glance
Budget wasn’t that bad? Capital gains at 24 and an extra 500£ in NI tax (employer side) for basically everyone, plus 1% on the normal rate. Could have been a lot worse, let’s see if they keep wasting money on 20mph zones. Good thing was not rising fuel duty. I gotta hand it to them they did not listen to the looneys on the far left
>>486423506the dna analysis can tell you where your ancestors are from mate
>>486423555and? biggest language in ireland is english
>>486421633>£8 a pint >a penny off>So you'd need to drink 799 pints to notice an extra pintCountry's saved
>If you drink six pints every Friday it basically means you get a free pint every two years.proper red meat that
>>486423561your reply means nothing to me, goodbye
>>486422923>lwcra>limited capability for work and work related activitiesif you can type on here then you can do a work related activity you shit
>>486423600yeah i highly doubt they say exact cities everyone who has ever posted their results it has never listed specific cities. anyway, continue with your larp
>>486423393Yes, yes I am. But at the same time I'm a businessman. Opens up a whole new class of totty.
>>486423681off you pop boggy
Based Taliban, imagine being so fucked as to let women even speak.Luckily for us here in the UK full Sharia takeover isn't too far away
>>486423555checked. Was trying to learn Russian for a bit. I got the alphabet down but err. Think I'm just too old to learn a new language now
>>486423725go wank your little diamond willy you bellend
my new youtube channeldefend people who would gleefully kill youantagonise people who would defend youcall them racist if they disagree
>>486423814ESL moment.
>>486423742>provocative
>>486423703its from areas so london and dublin area...
>>486423585That employer side no contribution will be passed on to the consumer in everything so it's going to cause higher prices but I agree, it wasn't too bad a budget.
>>486422923Good man. Not paid the cunts a fucking penny in years, making a decent wage every month. The way I see it, those cunts work for me. If they're not doing the job, the don't get fucking paid. If they start doing the fucking job, I may consider a contribution based on their level of performance.
>>486423742I'll be adding this to the super religion I'm creating, you can be my second apostle for bringing it to my attention
If your genes are "from London" it's probably Jewish genes
>>486423750I've tried to learn it, I did manage the alphabet but never got beyond basic Russian, I'm not an idiot but it was fucking hard, I even got a Russian prostitute but she just wanted to learn English so that didn't work.
>>486423970Make communion but with bacon butties.
>>486423875ok ill bite. post your results then. lets see the official printout of the stats
>>486423970Deal, have you got a name yet? Going to need some gravitas for sure
If you're on a budget your communion wafers can be frazzles.
>>486423850wrong user
>>486423685I could have worked the last 7 years but been neetmaxxing. Buying stock slowly over the last few years and growing my crypto bag. I knew they'd end the gravy train eventually so I made hay. Then found out I can pull this shit. My last hurrah. Won't even need to pilfer my crypto bag.
>>486424155Sure thing bogdan you fucking loser.
>>486424229lol
>>486423742There's a lot to be said for nobody knowing if your wife is hot or ugly. Nobody gets to pull her if she's hot, nobody laughs if she's a munter.Those lads have it right.
>>486424033>I even got a Russian prostitutestory time
>>486423750Yeah, I learned polish. Wife was polish and kids bilingual so I kind of had to. Two toddlers scheming in another language was annoying AF. Hard language. Russian is similar but the alphabet.......
>>486423508It's funny how their seethe at the Russians is due to Poland trying to pull and fast one on the Russians in the 17th century and then getting self owned by their own retarded political system. Their hatred of Russia is really self hatred
>>486424167send me a bitcoin or your mum will die in her sleep
fucking digits ITT. Fuck it, London gets nuked in 14 days
>>486421074>30 BILLION more for pensioners every year>1 PENCE off a pint
>>486424457its not so difficult. and when you can read it, you can read bulgarian, serbski, all sorts of other crap.
>>486424457>kids bilingual fucking paedo
>>486423742Based as ever
>>486423903I consider it compensation from the bullshit staff I got in life growing up in a government children's home. I feel no guilt.
>>486424133communion wafers and tesco sherbet ufos are the same product, made in the same factory, minus the sherbet
>>486424514>14 days>14 get2 WEEKS CONFIRMED HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>486424322checkedthey don't helpthey want to learn Englishbut they don't want you to learn Russianobviously because they are trying to scam youit's fucking annoying
>>486423750Read some books on improving your memory, lad. It's fucking insane the amount of shit you can remember. Once you've got the basics on that, you can learn fucking anything. Quantim Memory by Dominic O'Brian. I was memorising a full deck of shuffled cards, etc before I even finished the book, and I'm a dumbass. Once you know how to memorise shit, languages are way easier to learn.
>>486423742>a world without female-to-female communication
>>486424475Too late lad.
>>486424688>Landlords not dry raped Was pleasantly surprised tbqhwy
WAHEYYYYYYYhttps://x.com/JamesPGoddard90/status/1851727824689991799
>>486424780i'm watching the scottish business register for new handmade dildo companies you won't get away with this
'ate guns'ate knives'ate heterosexuals'whiteslove me bipocslove me queerslove me police state
>>486424688CONFIRMED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>486424750>Quantim Memory by Dominic O'Brianhmmm, ta lad I'll look into that
>>486424867r harv
>>486423742Imagine a world without gossip
>>486424729Same in all of eastern Europe. Everytime I wanted to practice polish they'd just be speaking English and asking questions. Even at McDonald's drivefhrough. Was annoying AF.
https://youtube.com/live/tpKxG_JQZcU
>>486425058>brownoid civnat grifterew
>>486424823They did get dry humped a bit. Not enough.
>>486424867rHarv labour voter and proud
>>486424823yeah but....>Increase the rates of Capital Gains Tax on carried interest to 32% from 6 April 2025>VAT: Applying the standard rate (20%) to education and boarding services provided by private schools from 1 January 2025>Capital Gains Tax: Increase the main rates of CGT to 18% and 24%***from 30 October 2024***i.e. TODAYmotherfuckers.
>>486424912Why? I'm using yer ma as a mould. Just pop over when we're doing a cast.
>>486425123nah, only if they were buying which nobody with any sense has done since interest rates went ballistic. They'll probably do us up the dirt box on renters reforms instead
>>486425000Checked
>>486425000CheckedWhy is the cat screaming?
night lads
>>486425058why would I watch this, already know what happened, 20 minute video is pointless... please sumarise ifyou feel there is something else
What do u Brits think of us Americans?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHXjcdNIN-Q
>>486425422Checked and bigfishpilled
>>486425320Might actually get you fixing things and not killing children with mould and stuff.
>>486425301Don't buy. Don't sell. Zombie economy.Labour saved the country
>>486425480Not much tbqhwy.
>>486425536Yes, I'll be sure to open a window.
>>486422041>Modern English>The QueenRIP
>>486425390Night
>>486421633I'm up north so that's 229 pints of Carling to get a free pint, probably more since the price is gonna go up anyway since they'll have to pay the workers more
>I see what you did there - but this kind of mockery doesn't reflect reality. I watched Kemi's response to the Labour budget just yesterday - she was sharp, focused and highlighted how Labour's plans will make Britain poorer. She pointed out that Keir Starmer's economic plans are all about creating a wealth fund (like opening a bank account) rather than actually creating wealth through enterprise and innovation.>I voted for Kemi because she understands how government should work - focused on big important things like defense and economic growth, not micromanaging people's lives or expanding bureaucracy. What impresses me most is that she's honest about the challenges ahead - she doesn't pretend there are easy solutions but offers a clear vision of how to fix our broken system.>I believe you'd be surprised by Kemi's energy and determination if you actually listened to her recent speeches and interviews. She's one of the few politicians who speaks plainly about difficult issues while offering practical solutions. Just look at how she handled questions about home ownership and families - she gets that these aren't just policy issues but foundational to our society's wellbeing.
Fucking hell, Spain got a lot of rain yesterday
>>486425603would
>>486422041> They are endowed with reason and conscienceNot all human beings are endowed with reason and conscience, we have seen irrefutable proof of this.If you still think other wise then you've not been paying attention.The communist cannibal rape apes of the Congo and Rhodesia showed us what happens when Niggers are told lies and get emotional; and again we got a glimpse of the North American pavement apes during the BLM peaceful protests.If you tell them a story that is tragic and invokes emotional responses, then the entire world burns, even though its not real, it doesn't matter to them, they are entirely emotional, irrational human beings that are incapable of reason.They throw away reason and logic to live in a world of symbols and emotionally driven feelings.Look at them at them cheering at the end.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBMK8zf8JmU
https://nitter.poast.org/HarryLotusEater/status/1851230239831068851#m>James O’Brien actually put this exchange in his book and thought it made him look smart lmaoWhen it's written out like that it really shows how moronic his tactics are.
>>486425831>>I voted for KemiBrinnies seething
>>486425861Mainly on the plain I believe.
>>486425970brit/pol/ is firmly Ready4Olukemi
>sympathy for zogbotsneed it or keep it?
>>486426161on the sliding scale of wars, ranging from 1 to Verdun Helmad must have been a solid 1.5
>>486425957Why are you mad with James? Did he btfo you?
>>486425876
>>486425422What would happen if you put your willy in that fishes mouth?
>>486426286I'm from the Richard cult he insulted our prophet
>>486426369https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suckerfish
>>486426395He's a troll. You are feeding his spasticity.
>>486420967Sup bros. I'm part French and a little Irish, but have an anglo-name and am related to Captain John Rolfe II and the Lord Mayor of London. Can I still come chill?
https://nitter.poast.org/NotFarLeftAtAll/status/1851643398572171748#m>Manchester shopping centre >Jesus is Kingnot a fan of the blacks, absolute atrocious civnattery in the comments>Fair play to them. Even though I'm a Pagan, I'd stand with these people. Nice to see another group beyond the native British like at the weekend in a large group smiling and actually promoting a positive messagehitler give me strength
>>486426270>no mustard gas >no walking across no mans land with machine guns trained on you Meh
>>486420967lol niggers throwing up gang signs n a photo with prince william
>>486426161I have respect for anyone who joins the forces. Their hearts are in the right place, not these kids fault the state of everything. Many just feel a sense of duty to their community. The suicide rate is shocking, homelessness and prison rates too and a lot of them are fucked with PTSD. Met a few out in the hills in Scotland and had a few drama on occasion. They're usually decent sorts that joined as kids and had no idea what they would be thrown into. Blame the politician, not the squaddies.
>>486425480Some parts of America seem cool, but some parts of America would probably kill me because I'm an atheist
>>486426369Would it mean you were fay if you did?
>>486426712occasionally we have to stop the car and check for IEDs, help me niggerman I'm going insaaaaaaaaaaane
>>486426369It's a carp. They crunch snails.
>>486425989the war’er in ma yorka
>>486426161>wtf I saw war I wasn't expecting THAT!
>>486426703https://nitter.poast.org/SadiqKhan/status/1851222227443687851#m>Happy Diwali, London! >I'm proud that our city hosts some of the biggest Diwali celebrations outside of India.>Watch how London celebrated the fantastic festival of lights at Trafalgar Square event ahead of Diwali later this week.not sure which one would smell worse
>>486426640You're none of those things. You're a mutt.
>>486426824It’s a giant goldfish
>>486426703>Makes a change from smashing things and stabbing folks anywayKek
>>486426703Just don't want them here.
>>486426762lol fuck em>>486426866for me it was the foreign volunteer veterans coming back from the Ukraine and crying because they didn't have constant air superiority and the enemy actually had arty this time to shell them back, the war on terror has deeply coddled the soldiers
>>486427018It's actually a dolphin in a bathtub
>>486426897>Bulgarians stopping traffic because something>Pakis stopping traffic because something >Muslims stopping traffic because something >Niggers stopping traffic because something White man complains about terrorism murder of children. 2 years prison
>>486426762>dramaDrams FFS.
>>486426703Civnats are worse than the lefty communists
>>486427189Well fuck me
>>486427236London is (unfortunately) the only economic engine in this country yet half the time its roads are seemingly shut by seething diasporoids, my favourite was Albanians shutting some bridges and expecting Brits to understand their seething over the treaty of london 1913 in which Britain didn't even do anything wrong. frankly i blame Dua Lipa
>>486427018It's not. It's a carp. (Goldfish are carp family but that's not a goldfish) it's a hybrid koi/leather carp. It just happens to be gold.
>>486427169So edgy. I bet the closest you've come to combat was getting battered by the speccy kid at school.
>>486427521https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-63707394
>>486426916You're an anglo-saxon, celtic briton, roman, danish, and norman French mutt. Like most Europeans you're too historically illiterate to understand that your current nation is an amalgamation of many different ancient tribes, no different than Americans.
>>486426794Just avoid the deep South. I'm talking Dixieland.They are Taliban-tier religious fundamentalists.Also, why Atheism?That's retarded anon...
>>486427730Goldfish are Carassius auratus.That hybrid carp is Cyprinus rubrofuscus.Completely different fish, just gold so labelled goldfish. It's akin to calling a pug a Pitbull though. That fish is much bigger than the biggest ever goldfish recorded. t. Aquaponics expert that keeps goldfish and used to breed carp.
>>486427489I don't get why the police accept it. Try this shit anywhere else and you'd get kettled and battered
I never log in to anythingI always clear my cookiesI don't want an algorithm telling me what to watch.If I want to watch something I can choose myselfWomen need an Instagram algorithm to tell them what to watch
>>486425422nothing, i’ve put my finger in a few times. i fished ghost carp a few times.
>>486428222because that sounds like effort and risk, not to mention half the force are fellow wogs
>>486428034I'm Scottish. Always have been. You're American. That's it. The difference is I don't claim to be something I'm not. I'm just Scottish. Are you mutts ashamed of yourselves or something?Always pretending to be from anywhere but America.
>>486428034Not true. Go to souf east England and you'll likely get Anglo-saxon or norman. Go to Norf and you'll get Scandinavian+ etc whilst you've been mixing with niggers since the 1700's
>>486428178>t. Aquaponics expert that keeps goldfish and used to breed carp.What would happen if you put your willy in their mouths?
>>486428489>you've been mixing with niggers since the 1700'sI wonder have they forgiven us yet for selling them that farm equipment?
>>486428377I remember the good old days when the cops were up for a scrap and you'd be lucky to get out alive
>>486428407We speak English. Our ancestors came here from other countries. We are colonials. You called yourself an "anglo-saxon". Saxony is in Germany. Both the Anglos, Saxons, and Jutes came to England from Germany. Why don't you call yourself British, instead of pretending to be an Anglo-Saxon, you illiterate philistine and charlatan?
>>486428524Shut the fuck up you dim cunt
>>486428690For me it's Peterloo
>>486428787What would happen if I put my willy in your mouth?
>>486421492>it's just insultingit's a humiliation ritual
anyone watching this homeless documentary shit? some hijab is advising 12 muslims, 7 women and 5 children saving them from eviction. fucking country is dead.
>>486428489Absolutely biologically and historically illiterate nonsense. There is Scandinavian, Norman, Celtic, and Anglo-Saxon admixture throughout the entirety of the British isles. Even the largest cities in Ireland were founded by vikings and have high levels of Nordic blood. You're not only an impure mutt by your own standards, but know less about your own history than an American. How pathetic and embarrassing for you.
>>486428524Probably nothing but they destroy riverbanks/pondwalls with that mouth digging for food in the soil. I wouldn't risk it. They eat snails so you'd silly wouldn't be hard to chomp on for them. A fish that size you could probably put your willy in it's arsehole if you were gay, and a fish lover. I saw a video of a lad so it once in a linkmarine tg. He also did it to a massive python. Strange lads those chainlink investors. I left after that.
>>486428747People only call themselves British sometimes. If I was talking to a Scot I'd say I'm English, if I was talking to an American I'd say I'm British to save confusion
>>486428747>You called yourself an "anglo-saxon".I did not. I'm Scottish.
>>486422201that's a rothschilde/goldsmith, pretty easy to spot
>>486428897He's from Poortugal. He'd charge you €10. Probably only here because the migrants are smashing up Lisbon and he can't get out rentboying.
>>486428790>be spotty teenage yoof>go old Trafford for the footy>in my best doc martens and crew cut >Have to walk past 200 cops>get randomly punched in the face twice by cops >told to watch myself and not start anything in the groundI didn't start anything.
>>486428937I'm Anglo Saxon. I can tell by my lineage and by my ancient family name and Saxon characteristics. Don't need a Jewish gene test to tell me who I am
>>486428178>Aquaponics expert that keeps goldfishPerfect for growing
>>486428937i knew i was german, it explains why i like fisting women
>>486429210u r northern an u know u r
Evening, lads. A few points I'd like to make:1. Priti Patel is a liberal (like Thatcher), not a conservative2. Women have no place in politics3. Priti should have borne 6 of my children instead of going into politics, but I wouldn't be as attracted to her if she wasn't famous4. Kate is past it5. Meghan is still fit, although her body is meh and her feet are a little ugly
>>486428964I wouldn't really put my willy in a fishes mouth. That was just a thought experiment.
>>486423585it's just foreplay
>>486428937If I need to look up my history I just click the three dots on the top right of my phone. It's never mentioned all this interbreeding?
>>486429317yam
Daily reminder, there is no upgrade
>>486428524You were never allowed a pet
>>486429378whatever happened with the whole photoshopped images of Kate?
Wish I saved that pic of R Reeves sat down with the thicc thighs desu
>>486429521Wish I saved the gif of Liz truss kicking a football
>>486429560corrrrrMaybe some kind anon will bless us both lad
>>486429180I'd smith her gold iykwim.
>>486428921you're right
The Somalis own Minneapolis.Why are burgers so weakhttps://nitter.poast.org/echompls/status/1851113056148836624#m
>>486429750If they didn't give up their guns they could've prevented this
>>486424750the only rent free space you ever get in life is the space between your ears
>>486423742https://nitter.poast.org/adil59516/status/1851159598993903825#m>An official telegram channel of the ‚Islamic State‘ (IS) condemned the ban on women education by the Taliban in Afghanistan in 2022, saying that „there’ll be no female doctors and teachers in Afghanistan due to Taliban‘s stupidity and ignorance.“The woke claims another, smdh
Oh say can you seeItchy arsehole oui oui
>>486429222Why are you claming to be from somewhere else? The Angles' and Saxons' kingdoms were in mainland Europe in modern day Germany. You are none of those things. You are an island mutt.
>>486420967anglo saxons are extinct, your ancestors would be ashamed of you
>>486429274I used to have common carp in an 8000 litre setup in an polytunnel. Got divorced and lost the house. Now just got a 540 litre system in my spare room. Powered by 3 goldfish. Been running it for years, never had to clean it once. Got a palm tree (yukka thing) and a massive fern in it ATM. They grow like fuck. Only input is fishfood. Funnily enough, one of my first posts on here was building a workers from a bathtub for fishfood years ago.
>>486429436Underrated.
Salam bongs
>>486430047I'm calling VPN joshlarp
Found it lads
>>486429457
>>486430099Fake, activist at a rally.
>>486430241
>>486426161Humans are designed to hunt animals, butcher and consume them. Humans are designed to fight to protect their tribe from competing tribes.He is designed to see blood and violence. If we weren't, mankind wouldn't be alive today. What we are not designed for is to sit indoors in comfort forever.
>>486429875>no female doctors and teachersWe should divert a few boats their way.
So we're just going to borrow loads of money to give bames. Good job nobody is having kids that'll have to pay it back
>>486430241>tattooruined - 2/10 garbage
Luv muh budget. Well chuffed. Everybody wins. Labour are actually turning things around. Great to see some solid governance.Fucking cheaper booze as well. Don't forget, lads, with inflation, it means pints are gonna be effectively MUCH cheaper.
>>486429190Aren't smashing shit in their ghetto containment area, thanks.
>>486430256It's not fake. Aussie anon is autistic, he's been posting it for over 5 years and it's real.
boat wog here, is our bennies going up kaffirs? This superior double is doing me in, want to get upgraded to junior suite at least. Shukran x
>>486430175can you do one of her in thigh boots?
>>486430064>workers*Wormery FFS.
>>486422174I can fix her
>>486430064https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crejezxy4w2o
>>486430360laser removal, ez
>firing up the samefags to tell himself what a good boy he isSad cunt
>>486430360Based chooser. I'm beggar.
>>486430064>one of my first posts on here was building a wormery from a bathtub for fishfood years ago.I remember that
>>486421575Literally as kinky as Josh with a wig.
>>486430550At the soup kitchen you are king
>>486430385Shame to see. I've been to Lisbon a few times hunting antiques. Beautiful city ruined by scum. Then that cunt drew Pritchard went there and found £50k worth of religious carvings in his first hour. Bastid. Going back in January for another look. Hope they've worn themselves out by then.
>>486429457lee who?multipasspls
>>486428332>I never log in to anything>I always clear my cookiessame, I also use a different browser with a free proxy to watch vids/streams etc
>>486430064>I got to keep 3 goldfish Lucky bastard. You'll have to give me your solicitors number
Thoughts about obvious containment?
>>486430620>correction noticed Based
how do you think the deliveroo cyclists took this budget lads
>>486430468Doubt that was otters. They're clever, they'd just take them one at a time as a food source. More likely a cormorant/shag.They do that kind of massacre.
>>486430838Its fucking hilarious, theyre chihuahuas when in power and pitbulls now they cant do anything
The company I work for hasn't replace a single person in years after they left. Their work just gets distributed to someone else.Now half the company are taking sick days due to overload of work stress.And if an entire department just quit they decided to just outsource the jobs. Why wont they just hire new people? Is it really that hard and expensive to just hire new staff? I would have thought outsourcing everything would be more money.
Woke is so fucking over, the regime is putting it away. How much more evidence do people need?
>>486431057kek now when they hire wogs to replace people they will be able to go on sickies from day 1 and not get sacked
>>486430811Kek. I had to buy the goldfish sadly. My solicitor was useless. Family court didn't go well. Still a warrant out for me for abusing the judge after it. 10 years on the lam now.
>>486430792I use 3 browers but not chrome, I have windows though so I keep having to shut down microsoft edge
>>486431102now someone post that cap of the post saying they will walk back all the woke stuff and make concessions to white men just before dropping ww3 on us
>>486430620Glad someone does. Was effort posting. I lost that wormery and greenhouse etc in my next divorce........
>>4864209671/10, Spearhead too small. Wouldn't follow into battle.
>>486431241Well yeah, Israel needs white boys to sign up for the military again. It's all containment to secure the regime's positions.
>>486430928Probably best to ask josh. He converses with them.
>>486431057corporateanon?
>>486430928Minimum wage up but I don't think it'll reach the drivers or drugsellers
>>486431307>next divorce...maaate
>>486431307>I lost that wormery and greenhouse etc in my next divorce........
>>486431383josh has a squad of 6 boat BAMEs subcontracted out under his name on deliverwog, uberjeets, justjeet and amazon fulfillment
>>486431102Bezoz is just sailing with the wind. He's not daft.
>>486431487Not sure that is me but I do complain about my job nearly every day. More of a general wagie anon. But we have loads of em.
>>486425950>Not all human beings are endowed with reason and conscience>niggersq.e.d.welcome to pol we are racists here.
>>486431518Don't cry. He got to keep the goldfish from the first one so there's a happy ending
I'd shag her
Can you eat goldfish?
>>486431709Kockie Cumslop
>>486431571Yeah, the regime has signalled its time for Trump and an end to the woke shit. They literally need Trump to save the GAE from collapsing. Without Trump worldwide globohomo will not survive the century.
>>486431709Kirstie?
>>486431777>>486431870
>>486430761It's got a fair-sized ghetto for the forced "imports", but plenty of qctual Portuguese there too.I still think we in Europe have a chance the Americans don't. Just talk to the youth. Going to be rough, but America is demographically gone. Gone.
>>486431709>rachel had fucked all farmers
>>486431508Yeah. Got bamboozled by a love bombing psychopath. I was still in family court fighting for my two kids and this 10/10 rocks up and made it her mission to please me. I was bowled over.Moved her into my flat, moved us to a semi detached when she got pregnant, baby comes along and bam. Next thing I know I'm in a police van for domestic abuse. Got a bit guilty because I wasn't but it was enough for her to get bail conditions. Lost all my stuff, never saw her or the kid again. Such is modern life.
>>486431709She simps for Jews. Disappointing.
>>486431211yandex, epic, brave, tor for me, use on both mac and a win11 which is fucking horrible
>>486431943From behind face down in a trifle
>>486431772Yes. Carp are actually tasty when not grown in ponds. They taste like mud because they dig in mud all day for food. Grow them in a plastic tank and they taste like normal white fish. Very bony though. Lots of meat.
>>486432176>>486432176>>486432176New
>>486431995Her dad was some land baron or some shite, she's aware where her inheritance came from>>486432068cor love a nice trifle me
>>486431849What if trump loses?
>>486431943This week on Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, we have a naughty little brincel thats come with me to find a place away from BAMEs, wogs, darkies, coons and muzzrats. At our first location I'm going to do Blighty proud by milking every last drop of spunk out of his cock with my tits and mouth!
>>486431709Yes, the farms are fucked.
>>486432198>cor love a nice trifle meBased & triflepilled
>>486431960Last time I was in Lisbon a lot of people were complaining about remote workers taking up housing and immigrants hanging around. I could feel the tension. I'm glad I could tell them I was just there to spend money at the market and go home.Nobody spat in MY coffees.
>>486432198>>486432356Must be sherry tho
>>486432206That would be amazing for us, means the GAE will collapse within our lifetime because the elites are beyond retarded. But no, I don't believe the elites are that retarded, they would cheat to ensure Trump wins, but they won't have to.
>>486432314It's just their turn. Everyone else has been fucked out by now. Maybe they'll spray some manure around London?
>anglo-saxons onlyI’m one of those. They call me white or Caucasian over here.
>>486432567Let's hope, let's hope. They got quite the equipment variety.
>>486432664Imagine if they sprayed a pally rally. Kek.
Is josh deaddidn't he nave the name Nietzschebut NEETzscheNietzsche said God was deadIt means Josh is dead
ran out of whiskeyffs
>>486433162shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetu got time to buy some more
>>486433202nahchoccy milk then bed
