https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/1853059117029404888
I have never wanted anything more in my fucking life holy shit that would be so fucking funny
>>486890138hold on the fuck on pod racers bros
>>486890138Please god let this happen it would be so fucking funny, imagine having Ron Paul, Alex Jones, RFK and Trump running the same country.
>>486890138please.please tell me that is a man.that would be fucking hilarious.
>>486890374The screaming liberal? Her name is Janna DeVylder.
>>486890138It will be hilarious if Alex Jones did his wacky rage and told an NBC demon reporter to sit down or get out
>>486890138
>>486890702>RAAAAAAGHGGGGH SIT DOWN, GLOBALIST
>>486890204>>486890326>>486890368Fuck. Yes.
>>486890138>ALEX JONES ACCEPTS ENDORSEMENT TO BE WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY
WHAT THE FUCK TIMELINE IS THIS ?!
>>486890138This would be lit.
you are legitimately fucking retarded if you think this would happen. Same with Ron Paul having a position.
>>486890138Hahahahaha, fuck this is going to be retarded. In the best possible way.
>>486890138This is too good to happen. But if it does happen, every single presser will be content gold.
>>486890368When you put it like that...
>>486890138WTF IS THIS REAL HOLY SHIT VOTING TRUMP
This is how you know Trump's gonna lose.
>>486891180Apparently Don Jr. has been pondering this appointment for a whole yearhttps://nbcmontana.com/news/nation-world/trump-jr-floats-alex-jones-as-fathers-white-house-press-secretary-im-not-even-joking-donald-trump-republican-presidential-candidate-gop-2024-election
>>486890138Please God let this come true lmao
The American empire is fucking DYING lmfao, what an utterly unserious country
>ALEX JONES IS BASED AGAIN!!!!fucking miga shills lmao
>>486890138lets go! NUTS OUT FOR PEANUT TIMELINE HERE WE COME!
this is funny enough to work
>>486890368Don't forget Elon. This is THE dream team.
>>486890138That would be perfect. Might as well make the term as entertaining as possible.
>>486891339Please let this happen. It would be so fucking funny having Alex Jones shit talking the press and it being forever archived in the White House.
>>486891731This. That's what it's all about.The MSM needs to have its head taken off and a crazy troll like AJ would easily be the man for that job.
Entering clown world again!Please stop teasing us like this god. Please let it happen!
>>486890138Of course the Big E would choose Kaldor Draigo to be in charge of the Imperium's vox network.
>>486890138This would be the greatest thing of all time.
>>486890138The /pol/ Administration will take power.
>>486890138HOW ABOUT I CIRCLE BACK AROUND ON YOUR ASS!YOU DINOSAUR MEDIA ARE A BUNCH OF DEVIL WORSHIPING PEDOPHILES! 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF CONTINUE YOUR NEGATIVE MEDIA COVERAGE! *growls*
>>486891707>Muskeliminate overtime, sick pay, and any other labor rights gained since 1900>PaulReset currency to gold backed, no crypto, no government spending on anything besides military >Jonesredpills American public weekly on the technocratic transhuman shadow entity agenda. releases all classified government documents including nuclear launch codes>Trumpimports 50 million Indians to work in Musk's gigafactories
>>486890138Bring back Kayleigh McEnany. She stood on business last go around
Kek. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zrT1-9BlGzw&pp=ygUgQWxleCBqb25lcyB3YW50cyB0byBmdWNrIGJpdGNoZXM%3D
>>486890138This would be really awesome if it did happen.
that would exceed even Idiocracy
>>486891822It would honestly be one of the greatest thing to happen. LMAO I would watch every one.
>>486892332Okay DEI fbi nigger I'll just vote for the whore openly hostile to Whites fuck you
>>486890204>timmypraying.jpg
>>486890138Alex is fat but weirdly muscular, look at those jacked forearms
>>486890368Pure entertainment that would be!
>>486890744>>486891644>>486891688>>486891822>>486892355
>>486890138ROLLING FOR PRESS SECRETARY ALEX JONES
>>486890138that would be a strange timeline
>>486890138after 4 years of that potato nigger,, Alex would perfect counter
>>486890138This is the timeline we deserve.
>>486890204We deserve something this kino after the last 4 years. I would watch every press briefing.In addition to taking questions from the fake news usual suspects sitting in the WH press room, Alex should take some phone calls too.>>486891180Why? It's not a horse senator or something.Alex Jones as press secretary is less of an insult than semi-literate KJP. At least Alex can communicate effectively.
>>486892752Go look up pics from when he was like 20. Alex was jacked alpha chad.
>>486890138>God of KEK please let this happen
>>486892332I agree let's touch penises together to affirm our mutual agreement.
yeah, it would be the most hilarious thing ever.
Kek, the only way this could get better is when he buys an ad.
>>486890368>>486891707>This is THE dream team.True, only fly in the ointment his Blompf himself in this scenario. Oust this orangefart corrupt piece of zogshit once the dream cabinet is made and the US will go through a renaissance.
>>486891180nah, we all think you're retarded and also a huge cuck
>>486890138Kek pleeeeeaaasse be real pleeeease lmao
>>486890138so we're de-escalating from troons in the cabinet to troon enablers.
>>486890138K I N OK I N OK I N O
Please for the love of all that is holy on Earth let this happen
>>486890138only image I have with this guy >1000 hours in photoshop
>>486890138MY GOD PLEASE LET THIS HAPPENRON PAULELON MUSKDONALD TRUMPROBERT KENNEDYALEX JONESMY BALLS CANNOT GET ANY BLUERDO ITDOITDOITNOW
>>486890368all we're missing is Bruce Jenner
>>486892706who's the idiot who first edited this image so the roads don't line up?
>>486893446I hope just as a cherry on top at the end of every presser he tells jim acosta to buy alpha male vitality
>>486890368We only need Ron Paul. Those other clowns can fuck off
>>486890138NBC reporter: When is Trump going to acknowledge the role of climate change in this recent hurricaneJones: it was jewish lasers... next
>>486893857
>>486890138Barron, make it so
>>486890368
>>486893800it's called perspective. you sound like a flatty
Imagine this scenario>Alex Jones is White House Press Secretary>spends every conference pontificating about the psychic vampires for 45 minutes and takes no questions from any reporters>MSM stops covering him, citing misinformation or whatever>Trump responds by forcing all broadcasters to run the press conferences in full via the Emergency Alert System
>>486893670everyone on that black and white picture has a kike phenotype.
>>486890138>Don Jr.You fucking lying Trumplican
>>486891644I WILL COVER MY NUTS IN PEANUT BUTTER FOR THISJUSTDOITENERGYWE NEED ENERGYSOMEBODY SUMMON KEK NAOW
>>486893964The first broadcast is a loop of Alex Jones greatest rants
>>486890138the last one trump had was so good, that blond chick, if they don't get her back they fucked up.
>>486890204THE FLUORIDE IN THE WATER IS TURNING THE FROGS GAY.>SHUT IT DOWN
>>486893915It really is amazing how he was the first step of the journey for so many.
>>486890138Lord KEK I beg you to let this happen!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5XXhdBnjJk
>>486890204I need this timeline
>>486890138Whoah Alex Jones? That guy is so based. I hope he appoints Ben Shapiro head of destroying libtards with facts and logic. Haha that would be epic. This is like when the Avengers assembled. I love Israel and open borders.
>>486893981the only jew in the b/w pic is the black guy. true story>ok there's a couple others
>>486892206>alright the gloves are off>LISTEN HERE YOU GLOBALIST FUCK
>>486890138please be true please let it happen
>>486890138>>486890204>>486890368This so much this. Please fucking happen, come on God, please, we fucking need this shit. The cope and seethe would be at levels previously believed impossible outside of /uhg/.
>>486894180Finally you will fucking kill yourself and rid us of your groyper trash.
>>486890138>I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS!!!
>>486891180Stfu faggot. We need ron paul. >>486893915>>486893857This
>>486890138I would like to wake up soon
>>486890368IS THAT THE "REVENGE" TRUMP WAS TALKING ABOUT?
>>486894131And now he's about to be the last step in somebody else's.
>>486894509THE BLACK HELICOPTERS ARE CIRCLING FOLKS
>>486890138will he call them out???https://www.bitchute.com/video/udYxLmwxoe82
>>486890138What position to put joe rogan in?
>>486890204I am with you on this, this would make my life complete and then I would be happy to die in the civil war.
>>486895006supplement and nootropic approval department and ape scinces. Its a dual hat role.
Serious question, can we have two press secretaries? I want Tucker and Alex to walk out on stage for every press release and conference.
>>486890702This music would need to play as he comes on stage:https://thealexjonesprisonplanet.bandcamp.com/track/abort-planet-earth
>>486895006Deport him to Australia or New Zealand for being a leftoid faggit
>>486894140Need digits
>>486890326Heck yeah!!!!!!!!!!
>>486895463HERE
>>486890138>>486891180To anyone who scoffs at this idea, I would say Alex Jones is a slap to the face of legacy media the same way picrel is a slap to the face of the American citizenry. Appointing Alex as WH Press Secretary would be taking the high road after what they've done.
KEK blessed us with this delicious chaos
>>486895677checked!!!!!!
>>486890138Digits and it's real and it's happening but even if no digits it's real and it's happening
>>486890138I vote for this
>>486895776>776
>>486895006Fuck Rogan. We'll get Jaime to put things on the screen.
>>486895689>a slap to the face of legacy mediaAny and ALL obfuscators get BTFO by this.They'll be completely disarmed and without "cover" with which to disinform.
>>486895413>>486895316Ted Nugent for fish & wildlife/recruitment?
>>486895864Jamie, pull up my favorite chart ever, we love this chart, I go to bed next to this chart
this really would be the perfect timeline.
If half the country says Mrs. Harrison is qualified to be President then there's no doubt Jonesbis qualified to slap down bullshit and argue with the press core.I've rarely ever watched one of those press briefings but I'd watch Alex Jones call some liberal douche a demon entity whose species doesn't belong on Earth.Ratings gold Jerry!
>>48689336the pact is sealed
>>486895856https://thealexjonesprisonplanet.bandcamp.com/track/crush-the-parasites
>Alex Jones steps onto the stage with the press release in one hand and a megaphone in the other>screams at the media correspondents every time
>>486895941This is one of the stages of GENOCIDE you FASCIST
>>486895907Thats a co-chair with Steve Rinella.
>>486895677Checked>>486895755Double checked! Praise the KEK!
Started from public access now we here
>>486895941>I'd watch Alex Jones call some liberal douche a demon entity whose species doesn't belong on Earth.https://thealexjonesprisonplanet.bandcamp.com/track/crush-the-parasites
>>486890204Im not voting trump just to see this happen. Not because i support trump but purely for the meme.
>>486890368Holy fuck. I'll stay in the USA if that actually happens
>>486896268>notNow*
>>486890138Alex will conduct press briefings from a pit into which terrified journalists are shoved.
>>486890138lol this is gonna be a wild 4 years
>>486896063
I want Andrew tates negro ass in there too. He could be Joness 2nd. Tate is my favorite bongrel. Maybe soph in there too.
>>486896315https://thealexjonesprisonplanet.bandcamp.com/track/thats-a-frickin-demon
Dear God... I NEED this to happen. My state is blue as fuck and I've never voted until now but holy shit this timeline
>>486890138GOD BLESS AMERICAINFO WARS DOT COM
>>486890138I guarantee you Don Jr. and Barron Trump browse /pol/ there's just no fucking way they don't bros. If they are reading this please for the love of God make this happen.
>>486896728It will happen.
i am keki will this to happen
can't get alex's vioce out my head, on the podium"So i just got this in folks, its straight from the source. Its turns out the democrat voters have been turning the frogs gay. Now that might not be news to be some of the patriots out there, but its dark folks. Really dark. Breaking, they've been turning their own voters gay. And when i say gay i don't take it lightly, I mean, Raging homosexuals freaking out at the democratic party. I'm not against homosexuality, of course, you can do what they want. But when they are fisting the president of the united states, we have to draw a line folks
best timeline
>>486890138Joe Biden better use the powers the supreme court gave him to clean this mess up once and for all.
>>486890138THEY'RE REMOVING FLOURIDE FROM THE TAP WATER AND HANDING OUT REVERSE OSMOSIS WATER FILTERS TO EVERY AMERICAN CITIZEN
>>486890204I want to see him yelling at the press and throwing balled paper at them while screaming about the illuminati and globalists.
>>486890138Kino as fuck.
>>486890138We have officially entered the fun timeline, frens!
it'd be so awesome, bros house of chuds for 4 years of screeching
>>486890368Oh magic frog god bless us with this timeline
>>486891180I didn't think a presidential administration would intentionally be a clown show but here we are.
>>486890138We are cutting away from the White House Press secretary until he stops talking about interdimensional demons. For those of you just joining, the White House has announced a new children's day holiday.
YESRon Paul, Alex Jones,shit is going to be cash
>>486897736>"H-HAS SUCH POWERFUL DEFENSES! WITCHSISTERS! FLEE!>D-Delhi-sama?
>>486898131Trump can use the Emergency Alert System to force networks to run the entire press conference uninterrupted.
>>486890138Every single one of you burgerbros better vote for him, I am begging youIf there is even a 1% chance of that happening it is worth it>every single press conference>journalists sitting uncomfortably in the press room>Alex comes out and calls them all a bunch of liars and frauds, and that the day's releases have gone out on social media>follows with a 45 minute monologue/water filter sales pitch
>>486898131Reptoids are in the Whitehouse , they're turning the frogs gay, and like chewing on foreskins.
>>486898249oh man a joint RFK-Alex Jones press conference about atrazine and gay frogs, make it happen
>>486890368We're in a simulation. This confirms it.
The first "fuck the optics" administration.
rolling out all the same lies they used to get me hyped up in 2016 that never came to pass. Why would Trump let Alex do that some Jew will whisper in his ear that he's le bad man and Trump will poop his pants and cry and say no. Even though they'd say the same thing about him. Stupid fat retard.
IT'S IN THEIR OWN WHITE PAPERS, CNN
>>486898512>Why would Trump let Alex do that100% to troll and shit on news reporters. Trump loathes them. Don Jr. too. And Don Jr. is Trump's #1 advisor right now.
>>486893789/thread basicallyAre they trying to squeeze out the last bit of undecided potential trump voters with these lies. I think so. It’s pretty low.
>>486898948>Don Jr.I feel like he actually comes here.
>>486890204
>>486890138This sounds too good to be true....
>>486890138Fucking hell imagine this. I WILL FUCKING HATE YOU AMERICANS IF YOU LET TRUMP LOSE. HOLY FUCK.
>>486898948right but again the moment some jew goes sir that's Alex Jones have you heard of a little thing called Sandy Hook it'll be terrible for you sir he'll disavow cause he's a big fat pussy. I of course hope to be proven wrong.
>>486891180>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1h4pjr0XOgImagine this level of unhinged, passionate press conferences every single week. Holy fuck, please.
>>486894180This. If the jews aren’t panicking:>>486894437>The oppositeYou just know it’s bad bad bad no matter who gets appointed to what.
>>486895006Official Gorilla Channel commentator
>>486890204I'd vote for Zion Don just for this
>>486893506leftist hookedlined themselves with this clip. how many times you jerked off to this muzzie frog?
>>486895006Dana white as white house fitness czarSean strickland as homeland security chief.
>>486899369You are right.
>>486890138God yes please, make this happen
>>486899369I feel like Trump will just say it was a long time ago, Alex apologized, etc. Also, Alex is a great friend to Trump, loyal, and Trump values loyalty. And don't forget they raked AJ over the legal coals just like they're doing to Trump.We'll see.
>>486890138Damn, I might start paying attention to sodom again if this happens
>>486899244Don Jr 100% is on /pol/
>>486899358We’re trying, flip-bro. You’ve got to have faith.
>>486899527
>>486899732whats the repercussions of doing it? getting called hitler? lol
>>486899369>right but again the moment some jew goes sir that's Alex Jones have you heard of a little thing called Sandy Hook it'll be terrible for you sir he'll disavow cause he's a big fat pussy.they've made like 8 absolute lies that take one click to disprove headline news about Trump this last week. I doubt he cares what they say nowI mean two days ago he said "let's see how much Liz Cheney loves war when she's on the frontline" and they all literally headlined with "DRUMPF THREATENS CHENEY WITH EXECUTION BY FIRING SQUAD"
>>486890204Trump might actually win with this
>>486890138I was hoping for HH, but I would accept AJ.
>>486899819>Double secret Hitler
>>486890138Gigabased
>>486899747>Don Jr 100% is on /pol/one of us
>>486890204Well, if we’re in this timeline, might as well just add Hulk Hogan as Secretary of Defense.
>>486899796
>>486899857They couldn't even handle having Laura Loomer around and she's as giga jew as they come. Alex hangs out with Nick Fuentes too. Just offered to debate him the other day actually. There's just no chance Trumps jewish handler allows it.
>>486899527Okay that’s actually funny. Id forgotten about the whole thing.
>>486890138Damn. Trump is the most based President in US History
>>486890368>imagine having Ron Paul, Alex Jones, RFK and Trump running the same country
>>486900453Man if there is a 1% chance of AJ as press secretary I would crawl over broken glass to vote for him if I couldAnd I could think of no bigger "Fuck you" to the media than that
>>486900666CheckedHYPE
>>486900453>jewish handler You mean handlers. And yes, as long as this is part of politics, there is nothing to be excited about. Otherwise the stupid goyim are cheering your own demise. And that’s dumb.
>>486890138For the love of God and all that is holy, please be true. I want Alex slamming papers, pounding the podium, and screaming at the reporters, calling them literal vampires and demons who all smell of sulfur and drink baby blood.
>>486890138So is every junket gonna be a wrestling match?
>>486900666Checked, Satan.I suspect he'd actually make a good press secretary too. Having all sorts of documents and being able to speak to their details is basically his thing. As a bonus replacing the usual talking points that say nothing with reverse vampires and lizardpeople can only be an improvement.
>>486890368we deserve weekly fireside chats with the entire crew, live and fucked up to whatever extent they desire
>>486899549> Thanks jewsBut unironically
>>486893800I assume you're retarded because you can't understand how 2D images workDo I have to draw the lines to make you understand how it works?
The GOP are basically 90's Democrats now. Remember when Trump was a registered Democrat? Pepe ridge Farm remembers.
>>486890138Not so fast fat faggots, you forgot one thing. You're going to lose.
>Ron Paul>Alex JonesHoly fucking mother of God
I'm sending my energy burgers, make it happen.
AJ is unironically the most qualified person for the job.Encyclopedic knowledge of politics.Successfully ran his own media operation for decades.Completely redpilled.Scandal free - if they had anything on him they wouldn't have needed Sandy Hook lawfare.Never sold out.If you really want to see how he'd perform, which him give an impromptu press conference in the lobby of the capitol building and absolutely dismantle reporters with no notes, no teleprompters, totally offhand. Conference starts 4 minutes in.
>>486901399Fuck, forgot linkhttps://www.bitchute.com/video/w61SekLZbHSc
>>486890138ok that would be fucking kek
>>486901248Neither party that existed before Obama exists now, except in name only.The modern GOP is the TEA Party with some older democrat positions, while the DNC is now neocon+neolib central.Obango completely fucked everything up.
>>486901399>Completely redpilled.Do you know where you are and what “redpilled” means?
Please, I need this timeline. I need a fucking Alex Jones presser with the news journalists.
>>486900661Federal Reserve BTFOPsychic Vampires BTFOFluoride BTFOTrisolarans BTFO (don't forget Musk)
>>486890204>grownup poltards in charge of wisely choosing the faith of their liberty and democracy>lulz, he funnyYou're acting all Idiocracy in real life
>>486901572Let me guess, you want press secretary Goebbels.
>>486891180ron paul is legit, republicans keep him in the party because he attracts the libertarian demographic and doge would probably have no powers other than embarrassing people that don't care if they are embarrassed because they know no one will do shit.Alex jones however is the sandy hook hoaxer that accused parents of being actors. It's plutonium, no one should go near him politically. Don Jr is a retard if he's not just blueballing.
>>486901572Anyone that's been listening to AJ for 30 years knows he's redpilled. On the Talmud, everything.>but he never calls out the jews!Not directly no, he's not fucking stupid. He would do that back before 9/11 happened. When he blew up after 9/11(pun intended because why wouldn't you intend a pun?) he quieted that down because he knew it was dangerous shit to start directly calling them out.There's a good reason people think he's Bill Hicks.
>>486890138I feel like the unraveling of world events is leading us to Idiocracy. The problem is we do it for the memes and lulz and the entire world doesn't get it.
>>486901399No, they should hire styx hexenhammer666 to be press secretary and I'm not even joking
>>486901248
>>486901602Goblins BTFO toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY
i want alex jones to yell conspiracy theories at journalists. that might bet he best timeline where they all hate their jobs and quit.
>>486901684Otherwise, America is going down. As it is.>>486901816Right, and styx questioned the holocaust back in the day. The time to talk about it all is now.
>>486902059WE'RE NOT GETTING WHAT HUMANS ALWAYS THOUGHT WAS KEY, THE BONE BROTHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZqD9-W1_8Can you imagine him shilling Super Male Vitality to the white house press corps?> (gravelly voice) Uh yeah Brian Jelly Donut Stelter, that was a stupid cuck question and you are a demonic goblin. You should have taken a Brain Force Plus, now 10% with our super mega patriot sale with promo code GOBLIN. We need your support to defeat the globalists.
>>486902320What's he going to do, take cyanide on stage?
>>486902374I hope if I drink enough bone broth I can enter the Trump Dimension...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUEeAzl9Weo
>>486890368This really would be the 80s synthy summer dream we all envisioned in 2016, where the energy was so high and so much magic was happening.
>>486902448I never said Trump wasn’t good for the jews. >How?Simple, Kamala won’t be as quick to censor antisemitism from the left as trump. Which alone is reason enough to vote for her.
>>486902903Kamala is literally married to a Jew. You are a delusional moron.
>>486901873only if he transitions first
>>486901141>>486893958what the fuck are you retards talking about the left and right halfs of the top of the image are literally swapped giving that guy a choice between walking off 2 different cliffs
>>486902903>Kamala won’t be as quick to censor antisemitism from the left as trump.You're a fool. She gets in and EVERYTHING'S getting censored as "misinformation".
>>486890138Oh that would be hilarious!
>>486902967All I’m talking about is the censorship. The goyishe trump fans will support him no matter what, and Kamala might want to shoot for two terms. She won’t be censoring the retards who are getting something right for the first time in their lives by being antisemitic. Trump has jewish kids. Kamala has no kids.
>>486902903Thank you for this reminder of why poles are famed worldwide for their incisive intellecthow the fuck have we allowed your made up country to exist for 3+ decades
>>486901602We need more anti demon guys. Maybe brother nathaniel?
>>486890138>day 3 of alex jones, press secretary of the USA>alex walks to the podium in front of all the cameras and reporters>"sir sir! what does trump plan to do about the wall?">"the wall? its funny that you mention that, the walls of WTC7 fell down quite far away from the plane impacts on the main two towers and held financial documents related to the federal reserve audit in which they lost track of 2 trillion dollars"
>>486903212>"by the way, you're all demons, frauds and whores"
>>486902903>Kamala won’t be as quick to censor antisemitism from the left as trumpyou have already forgotten, come home to reason
>>486903108>She won’t be censoring the retards who are getting something right for the first time in their lives by being antisemitic.She doesn't have opinions or agency of her own. She will do what she is told by the ADL.
>>486903190I never said Trump wasn’t good for the jews. Every other Polack supports trump. I did in 2016 but not for Trump but for America. We now know Trump is bad good for America.
>>486903108> She won’t be censoring the retardsLol you're a pathetic shill. Which NGO do you work for?
>>486890138Trump will assemble a cabinet that is absolute clown world. Alex Jones as press secretary would be the apex of clown world.
>>486890138this has changed me from indifferent about the US election to desperately needing trump to win
>>486903050LMAOIf you swapped the top half of the image they would literally both connect to each other which completely nullifies the choiceJust a query anon, how is your spatial awareness?
>>486903278Well in that case, at least the republicans don’t get to just be jew dickriders for another term without repercussions. I’m mostly posting these because I hate jews and the jews want trump. Mainly Israeli jews—that shit will stay as it is btw no matter who wins.
>>486890138The fact that the Trump campaign is openly promoting clown shit like this is a good sign that they know they've lost.
>>486903285>I did in 2016 but not for Trump but for America. We now know Trump is bad good for America.>retard pole says retarded pole things>so retarded he can't even complete a sentencelmao you really are born slaves>>486903402>the jews want trump.weird how they keep spending all that time and money trying to destroy him and throw him in prison, and voting for his opposition
>>486893187>COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM OUR CAPITOL >I SEE THE BEAST IS HERE TODAY>LETS SEE WHO HAS THE STUPIDEST QUESTION TODAY>YOU, WRINKLES, WHATS YOUR STUPID QUESTION?
>>486903505>memeflag hates AJ
>>486903486>>486903505lol the Kamala shills are here. Fight it out. I’m outta here
>>486891339Pres. Vance and VP Don Jr. would do this. Maybe that’s the next election
>>486892592We've been in Idiocracy since the Kennedy Assassination, might as well embrace it.
>>486903553Nah, it’s just a Kamala shill.
>>486903402>I hate jews and the jews want trump.Jews don't know what they want, they're bipolar/schizophrenics.Jews in the US are like 70% leftist.You think Mayorkas and Garland and all the jews writing anti-Trump news articles are pro-Trump?Kikes aren't some monolithic hivemind. By definition they can't be, because they're chaotic and crazy.Israel itself is basically split in half on the wars they've been starting.
>>486903553I.e. like (you) but working for the other campaign.
>>486903572God damnit Ameribros you actually have a chance at an administration that involves Ron Paul and Alex JonesVote for the love of god, make your family vote, we could be in the best timeline again
>>486891731My taxes paid for this post
>>486903553I will take the mask off if you like.You see, I take great amusement in American elections, as always does a superior when looking at the antics of inferiors, and oft I like to don the mask of one side to torment and tease the other.Few characters amuse me quite so much as Alex Jones, however.Do you believe abortion is murder?
>>486903685That’s all BS. They all agree that what is good for the jews is paramount. Every. Single. One.
>>486903486>>486903505You're posting in the wrong thread, globalist.rongn
>>486903710Yes, have a nice sleep.
>>486893365Kek
>>486903707Ron Paul absolutely sealed it for me.Having him get a final run in the US government as a guy firing bureaucrats in the comeback of the century before he passes away would be the best thing ever.
>>486890368This is how I know it wont happen. Why would something nice happen?
>>486895677If he came out shirtless and in jammies during one of those pressers it would be a historical power move.
>>486890368when you put it like that..
>>486903750>They all agree that what is good for the jews is paramount.Right, but they disagree on what that is.
>>486903750>They all agree that what is good for the jews is paramount. Every. Single. One."What's good for jews" can mean anything to those people. They're crazy.
>>486890138Incoming bigly win
>>486903731>as always does a superior when looking at the antics of inferiorsahem: Macron>>486903704being unable to participate in American elections but having dreamed of an administration with RON PAUL for decades, and the absolute hilarity that would be press conferences with Alex fucking Jones calling scum journalists scum to their faces every single day, you're damn right I'm going to shill>>486903823It would be more beautiful than I could imagine
Good day, Anons of /pol/. I feel like praying to the Lord, but what should I ask of Him?
>>486890138oh please lord, i beg you, make this timeline happen.
>>486890138This world is progressing at an unprecedented rate.
>>486904091probably to give you ever greater things to be grateful foror a Trump administration with Ron Paul, RFK and Alex Jones as is being discussed here
>>486903767>NOOOOOOO!! STOP TALKING ABOUT ALEX JONES'S INVOLVEMENT WITH ABORTIONS!!!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT IT STOP STOP STOPPPPPPPHoly shit, this is insane, right?I didn't actually expect anybody to reply to me but there's a mad amount of Alex Jones defenders coming out to try and censor facts about himself that he has himself provided on his showThere's something really not normal going on here but I don't know what.Why would "normal" posters on /pol/ be so quick to defend a e-celeb and bury a fact?It's like I accidentally touched a really sensitive spot Something is really off here...
>>486903505>How can someone with such a dark past live with himself?From the looks of it, copious amounts of alcohol and a felt obligation to warn others away from his own moral failings.
>>486903874Imagine picrelated for four years.Please God, give us this one.
>>486904290nooooo anon you're supposed to turn on people for not being absolute perfect exemplars of whatever moral code that kike has invented for himit's not like he's using one of Alinsky's rules on you or anything
>>486900034I hope he's involved with Trump's administration in some capacity, the circle must be completed.
>>486904416>Press Sec Jones comes out in the costume, gives the statement, calls all the assembled journalists liars and whores, and then takes questions>just shouts ATRAZINE as his response to every q
>>486890368Shadilay! Kek is back
>>486904189Aight.Lord, grant us even the occasion for our gratitude for You. Let us know You: Your love, Your truth, and Your kindness. Let us see Your face and Your works: let us recognize You truly.Let us lift up our voices in praise to You, to reciprocate love for love, even in our small way. Give us occasion for celebration and jubilee, LordOur will be Yours, Lord, forever and ever,Amen.
>>486894990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75rRs6fraUIoh man. can you just IMAGINE the press conferences. I mean come one, even the leftoids and trannies have to agree with us here .... this is a BIPARTISAN issue ... Alex jones for Trumps press secretary. just for the laughs.
>>486891430Triggered out first tranny
>>486891430You think this is bad. What until you see who he has lined up for D.O.E. and S.O.D
>>486890368>the same country.Israel?
>>486904416Zesty
>>486892592Talk about projection
>>486890368this is just too fucking good to not happen
>>486904653baseddon't forget Press Secretary Alex Jones too though
>>486904590It depends on when he developed the conviction that abortion is murder and what his exact role was in the process (I've not heard of this before, so if you have a source link with the exact quote I'm interested). Abortion-as-murder can cover a range of opinions and it's reasonable that someone's views might shift on that continuum as they gain more information, introspection, or life experience.
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>>486890138Is this real?This is real, isn't it.What the fuck timeline did I stumble upon?I'm not even stoned out of my mind.rfk jrelonron paulalex jonesIt's the meme team one could only joke about.If I told someone ten years ago these would be the people in charge, they'd look at me like a retard and/or tell me to lay off the weed.
>>486903505But you're a democrat, so you think abortion is just fine, so what's the problem? Oh right, aren't going to argue from positions you actually believe in, because you're a resentful nihilist who is just here to sow discord.Cope, seethe, and dilate.
>>486892355McEnany was an awesome press sec
>>486890138kek
>>486904826Ann Coulter as new "Border Czar"
I love you allI hate those who want me deadfor having big fat balls and euro bloodbut I love a good lot of you
>>486904971Anti shill bro!
>>486905116the mooch, he was, so far, the greatest of Trumps press guys. who can forget "I am not Steve bannon, Im not trying to suck my own cock!"but Jones, jones would be light years behind the mooch.
>>486904725KEK
>>486904725>>486905555OH HELL YEA QUADS SUPER KEK BRO
Does anyone have the clip where he's like "We need to peacefully and politically and metaphorically smash their heads into the concrete!"
>>486905555shadilay brother.
>>486905356
>>486890138I mean, his twitter post number ended in 888 so maybe.And it would be his final term and he'll be in his 80s after this, and he's a fucking billionaire, has made a business that'll sustain his family for the next 60 years and has plenty of heirs.When he wins, he can do whatever he fucking wants, he doesn't need to worry about the rest of his life after his presidency.He'll same thing if he loses.If he wants to make his first presidential address be him saying nigger 200 times, he can do that.
>>486905555HE IS WITH USdammit ameriburgers you better all fucking vote
if this happens it means god is realGOD BLESS DONALD TRUMPGOD BLESS ALEX JONESGOD BLESS AMERICA
>>486906709Kek I forgot about that one. We're going to have actual llamas in the white house.
>>486906709>>486906832What was the bit with the llamas?
>>486906896One day he was like "I just want to change things up; it's important not to get too caught up in a mental rut because that's how the globalists demoralize and control you." I'm not kidding.
>>486906832>llamas>>486906896>llamasBECAUSE HE IS A GENIUS MARKETERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DHior3Jc3
>>486906342Godammit leaf I guess I'm fucking, sending you a rake. Kekerino
>>486907105I meant to say I guess I'm voting, butttt its late may bad leaf brosky
Press conferences getting bleeped is bound to be kino, sign me up.
>>486890138>>486890204Let's make it happen boys.
>>486907041Extremely based. >>486907073>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DHior3Jc3>This video isn't available anymore
>>486907562i lost an 8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DHior3Jc38
>>486895677Kek and checkCaptcha: gag04n and verified
>>486895866Checkum
>>486907634> in studio you've seen alex jones for years tell you fluoride and tell you about jeffrey epstein andtell you about the new world order and fish infusion and artificial black holes and strangers and superconducting supercolliders and other systems like cyclotrons but you've ignored that because it's just all background but now that i have llamas now that i have the secret weapon this is amazingI cannot for for your years of this at every press conference.
>>486907634Thanks fren.
