I can 100% guarantee that Trump will win the election. And it's all thanks to me. This is because I have placed a bet on Kamala. And I have never won at anything, ever. It is literally, physically impossible for me to ever win at anything. This is the fate that the universe has decreed for me. But I have figured out how to abuse this fact. By betting on whichever candidate I don't want to win, I can affect the results. I would still rather take the money than see Trump win, but know that I did this for /pol/. So when Trump wins tomorrow don't forget who to thank
Just flip the polarity.
>>486911661ty finanon :DDDD
>>486911661Maybe the real win is the friends you made along the way of losing.
YOU'RE DUE, BRO.
>>486911661Same shit happens to me
>>486911661If this is true, why bet so much? Just bet a tiny amount. You didn’t need to throw away 500
>>486911661this might be a secret /pol/ superpower. we just need to bet on the side we want to lose
>>486913077I had to bet just enough to want Kamala to win. If I only bet just a small amount I'd still want Trump to win
>>486911661Thanks kindly, mate. >>486912060this
>>486911661This is unironically why I voted for Kamala. I literally have lost my entire life and drug down any group I affiliated with down with me since childhood. Trump will win, vote for him, awoooo.
>>486911661I too have this ability. Whatever candidate I vote for does not win. I didn't vote in 2016 and trump won, I voted for him in 2020 and the niggers rigged it. Thus, me abstaining from voting in this election has guaranteed Trump's victory.
>>486911661Where to bet finnish bro? Let us lose together, I can throw a couple buckaroos at Kamala.
>>486911661Very based. Short crypto for us next
>>486911661I have 30k debt thanks to my gambling degeneracy
>>486913762I used bet365. You can also try Unibet
>>486913863that you who bet 6 bitcoins on trump 4 years ago?
>>486913863Gambling really is bullshit. Maybe it used to be better back in the days, but these days it's so favored to the house.
>>486911661lmao no really, why would you take a bet on kamala. I'm not trolling or anything why? Anyone looking at the real data knows Trump is very likely to win, cheating and all. (yes his lead is that big)
Nah Kamala’s gonna win.Trump winning would be a massive L for the right, as it would tell the GOP that its current platform of kosher LGBTQ Israel-cocksucking green-cards-with-diplomas neocon platform is a “winning” platform, and it would only make the left stronger and more unified as Zion Don lets Kushner and jews run the show and fuck over everyone who votes for him againHe’s also promising to ban and push back against “antisemitism” and criticism of zionism, whereas democrats will face constant pressure from their own people to distance themselves from the kike cocksucking. And leftist in-fighting is literally not your problem, so it’s a win-win.
>>486911661We're gonna win. According to 23andme I'm 1% Finnish. It's a sign from god.
>>486913985He literally explained it in the post.
>>486913985They would cheat just like last time
>>486913997She literally has a 99% chance of winning
>>486911661I did this as a kid. I found a 4 leaf clover and got good luck. Then I found another shortly after and when I told my parents they said two 4 leaf clovers was bad luck.So I flipped a coin like 30 times, guess the result and was wrong 80% of the time.A day or so later I was flipping coins again, would make a guess and then swap it in my head. Walahaa good luck.
>>486911661How does that work when I also can't win anything and I bet on Trump for the same reason? I think in this case both candidates are going to get assassinated so we both continue to lose
>>486911661That's actually very smart.>Wants to see Trump elected >Bet tons of money on Camel Harris >Trump wins->happy outcome>Kamala wins->bet won->happy outcome
>>486913863fucking hell it had to be a slovak
>>486911661not so fast. by betting on trump i will ensure we WILL lose with my luck
>>486914351This exactly was my logic. It's a win-win situation
>>486914181bros
>>486914484I did that >>486914181I hate Trump he's a faggot, he will lose or pay me out!
>>486914181>4826.88 AUD on Kamala>366.56 on TrumpTrump is gonna win unless someone bets 4,461.32 on him
>>486913166Should have bet back in march when her odds were 100:1
>>486911661I will screenshot this and thank you on Tuesday finnbro
>>486911661the classic finnish skoda cup strategy. good luck, pekka.
>>486914826what show is that
>>486911661same desu but i only put in a tiny bit for shits and giggles
>>486911661I already bet on Biden (and lost).Maybe I'll double down on Kamala and bet 1000 €. MATCH ME
>>486912060>Maybe the real win is the friends you made along the way of losing.Just... just up and face the Wall, John... dont make this harder than it has to...
>>486914969Mobile Suit Gundam: Unicorn It’s one of the later shows in the mobile suit Gundam timeline. It’s well worth it but watching it all in timeline order is a big time commitment. It’s more of a dramatic war anime than a mecha anime, just has mecha in it. ZEON are also based as fuck and the real good guys. Gundam is redpilled
>>486914782Sure, but I didn't expect Biden to consneed
>>486915118I would have bet more but I can't afford that
>>486915173You should have. If only I wasn't a poor.
I also put some money on Hillary when Alex Jones said she would be the nominee. Back when I believed that motherfucker. Now I don't believe anything any right winger says.
betbros whats our strategy for playing both sides in order to maximize profits? I remember 4 years ago Trump had like 95% chance of winning and I didnt concede my bet and take the money because I didnt expect the rugpull. Fool me once :^)
>>486911661Based average /biz/ poster. Thank you for your sacrifice.
>>486914181Is that sportsbet? When did you bet? I bet on Trump at 1.52 odds, is it possible to cancel the bet and redo it?
>>486913863dont worry bro, you will pay it back when you win big. dont give up
>>486911661If it was the F1, two cars. Tennis two players. Chess. Golf. That advantage, and she's dropped since yesterday, it would be enormous. In those sports the flip would be less, unless a complete novice at it, but the fav is expected. The gap is too big to be on level pairing. It means either the bookmakers are full of shit or the fav is obviously ahead
>>486911661Congratulations bro, you're about to experience winning for the first time.
>>486911661With the fraud you might have a shot champ.
>>486915378Did you bet this because you're a faggot or did you actually consider they'd just steal it again.
>>486917010Kamala on 2.5 to one? We are talking in betting comparison Ferderer at Wimbledon in his first round against an otherwise first timer. Two players one holds a significant advantage over the other. Who wins? Reiterate. 50/50 two players except one is an ace and the other has ranked to get there but has never done anything else. That is practically the margin of the odds offered.Why when Americans are allowed to bet on their election are the bookmakers going to steal it by providing bullshit stakes? Explain
>>486911661I'll thank you tomorrow, Pekka
put me in the screencap so r*dditards see thisNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ,NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ,NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>486911661Based. Money well spent.
>>486917447The odds keep fluctuating. The day before I made the bet it was 2.7. Yesterday it was 2.1. Now it's 2.2Seems like the bookies have no idea what they're doing
>>486916552>I bet on a rigged election with shit oddsNo refunds
I bought both, so whoever loses. I win.
>>486917607You all need to understand bookies chose their odds to balance the books. Their main concern is having balanced books so they don't go bankrupt when a result comes in. For real market odds check a betting exchange like betfair exchange.
>>486911661>The finn actually bet on KamalaI had no idea your country was so cucked
>>486911661if this was actually true then you would be kidnapped long time ago by the russian mafia so they could bet against you and win billions. and since you are still not kidnapped then what you are saying is bullshit.
>>486917780Did you not understand my reasoning retard?
>>486911661I have the same luck and just bet the same stake on trump. RFK confirmed
>>486917381I did bet on and lost money on trump in 2020 but we all saw the ridiculous bullshit that happened which was simply handwaved away and deboonked,So I figure they're fortify it even harder and more cleverly this time. I doubt we'll even see much bullshit this year for that reason.
>>486917914Might even be George Clooney>Don't ask me which retards collectively thought £8,000 on George Clooney was a good bet.
>>486918075which retards collectively thought £8,000 on George Clooney was a good bet?
>>486911661If Trump wins i will thank you tomorrow.
>>486911661Thank you for your service finnbro
>>486917535Yes they do but what are the odds before bets are off. They haven't levelled. 50/50 the same advantage. They've drifted.Instead we seen a Fav throughout. Correct Fav against Biden. Still a significant fav despite the fluctuation. So you have two tennis players, chess players whatever. It's 50/50. The same advantage. It's skewed on which factors. Lead. Experience. Chance of winning.So what are the odds between them? We are talking Federer at Wimbledon, not quite, but that lead is significant on the Fav. A fav that has held the race throughout. Obvious advantage.Where instead there's been a circus at her chances. Who knows exactly until the count. But it would be a shock, and when those betmakers have something to prove this time, as in they're allowed to bet, and those bets are backed by the Fed itself. Who wins? Imagine it. It was offering at one point 3 to 1 on Kamala. You put down some money and a million people put down some money. How much debt is that? Enough to bankrupt. Do they get this wrong?
>>486911661Pre-emptive Thank You Finnish anon. You have done a great thing for /pol/. Your sacrifice shall be honoured!
>>486917834You still bet on Kamala, friend
WHAT SITE can AMERICANS LEGALLY BET on the election?PREDICTIT? POLYMARKET?no where?
>>486915378FUCKI need to start getting into stocks and bets fuck me.
If everyone puts enough money on Kamala winning then Trump HAS to win. There’s no way bookies are letting people clean them out that easily
>>486918376Uhhh gambling is a sin anon, go to church
>>486918561
>>486914054>I'm 1% FinnishThat's just retarded. You're probably 1% of each race.
>>48691386390% of gamblers quit gambling right before they hit it bigdon’t give up bro
>>486914179>I did this as a kid. I found a 4 leaf clover and got good luck. Then I found another shortly after and when I told my parents they said two 4 leaf clovers was bad luck.>So I flipped a coin like 30 times, guess the result and was wrong 80% of the time.>A day or so later I was flipping coins again, would make a guess and then swap it in my head. Walahaa good luck.That is an extremely bizarre story.Thanks for sharing.
>>486917920That's a fair reason and well planned ahead. I hope for my own sake you're incredibly wrong tho.
>>486918376any uk betting site bet365 etcuse paypal and a vpn
>>486913077skin in the game brothis day op wasn't a fag
>>486918556What were the odds. When she was announced. The bet slip when the race begun? 200 to one. Imagine having that betslip. Is it void no. She had that chance. A million other people decide it was worth 10 bucks.
>>486919038Even Vance is on the betslip. VP have a shot at it. So when Biden and Trump played. Kamala had 200 to one. Now it's at what odds. They're still ridiculous not a level flip to the fav.I mean who knows except a Trump win is expected by the stakes
>>486911661>win bet, get money>lose bet, win 4 years of screaming redfaced pinkhairs while mr orange fixes the worldman thats clever actually i shouldve bet too
>>486919315> while mr orange fixes Israel
>>486919369if mr orange can get me a job israel can have the imaginary numbers on the news i dont watch, i just need enough for a little place for me
>>486915378Fucking hell if Kamala wins you will have gotten yourself a nice few quid.
>>486915441You're a dumbass.
>>486919637He'll be laughing all the way to the bank when Kamala wins
Kiitos anon
>>486919724You won't. I mean with such magical hindsight you should've bet when the race was announced. VP's have a chance. Or even when Biden croaked. You'd make 200k if you were so full of it. Biden after the debate. Still 200 to one Kamala. Then it went to 50 to one when there wwas serious talk about it. Except nobody wins that. Look above those lotto winners. Worse than lotto players. Lotto does some charity. They're wiping their ass on it and expecting the fav odds throughout not to play for the, the, put that word in. It's stupid.I mean who knows except it's silly. Ain't it?
>>486911661Now you have me doubting her win. I put money on her too.
>>486920123That's why it's called gambling you autist
>>486911661You ever watch the movie The Cooler with William H Macy?Similar to your premise, professional gambler who always losesso now he’s in the employ of a casino that tells him to sit next to gamblers who are on a winning streak>Four stars, Joe Bob says check it out
>>486911661based schizo
degenerate gamblers in this thread
>>486920279No. It's backed by central banks. Do you think a bookie has billion bucks floating around for all you autists, on an off chance? He might win the lottery, we better reserve a billion for that guy taking the longest oddest? No. Sure. Get lucky why don't you. But think you've wiped your money on your ass.
>>486918348Yes, and I did it for your sake, because I want Trump to win
>>486919315You still have time. It won't be closed until they start announcing results
>>486911661Truly the greatest nation created by God
>>486911661Kek
>>486911661So how are you planning on spending your 1250 euro later this week?
>>486911661Kamala for president 2024!Give it up chuddies, the world is tired of hate!
>>486913166Lmfao
>>486911661You make a convincing argument. If I bet money on Kamala winning, I literally win either way. Either way I get 4 years of shitposts and lefties seething, or I win some money.Thanks anon.
>>486923276You're welcome>>486922547I'm finnish, so alcohol, of course
>>486913997She's gonna win thanks to people like us
>>486911661Enjoy your winnings
>>486913997>le MIGAboth candidates are fake and gay but isn’t Kamala married to a Jew?
>>486917571Based
>>486911661 where to bet? I want to put money on nigger harris, so I can either win cash or bough myself a 4 years ticket of never ending librats & lefty trannies tears
>>486911661>finn with 0 luck makes a history
>>486911661TY finn anon, you are the best. Do your part. Some of us aren't sent here to win money and lotteries.
>>486911661based beyond belief
>>486911661Hahah, legend.
>>486911661Thank you, anon.
>>486911661funniest finn after Daiz
>>486911661now bet on every melbourne cup horse except positivity.
>>486911661>but know that I did this for /pol/.Well thank you very muchthat is very generous of you
>>486911661>500 eurosYou could've given it to me, I'm starving here.
>>486911661Gambling is a sin, you will indeed be punished.
>>486912060Frenchy would know
>>486925250That would sure make an interesting story for the grandchildren
>>486911661Is this legal? You can't just do that.... no... nononoo.... NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>486911661Your sacrifice is duly noted
>>486911661Didn’t know you could get bet365 in Sweden.
>>486911661>bettingDegenerate
>>486911661MEDS NOW
>>486911661what are you gonna do with your $1200 euros, finnbro?
>>486930998>1200 eurosumm saar? where's the other 50?
>>486931123vig
>>486930998Alcohol of course
>>4869311232.5 of 500 is 1250, are you okay? 500 plus 750.
>>486911661Thanks, hope it's just the bet that fails and not the underlying strategy tho.
>>486911661Porce?
>>486933584your post hurts my brain
>>486911661Based finanon. Love you, bro.
