>>487240337
>>487240337The Keys, Lichtman. Hand them over.
Don't worry, he's just looking for his keys.
>>487241226>Don't worry, he's just looking for his keys.
>>487240337he's keyed in and got it under lock.
>>487240337jews always have those bug eyes
>>487240337Sir malar-key is coping so hard>she's running out of voat loool the jew smells of sweat
NOT GOOD!
>>487240337the keys...
>>487240337KWAB
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UP ON THE TABLE
>>487240831keeek
I AM GOING NEED A WRITTEN APOLOGY LICHTMAN!
watching demoralised Dems streams is far more entertaining than watching hyped Republican ones
I at least know how to count to six.Too bad he's a deluded freier.
Early voting and absentee voting will win PA!
SON, WHERE DID YOU LEAVE THE KEYS???
>>487240337>Knock knock>Who's there?>It's Allan Lichtman. My keys don't work.
>>487243427could you link a few choice cuts please? i am mining for salt
>>487240337Don't you mean an anxie-key attack?
he's saying they can't count on the early mail in absentees votes to do the magic pump as they been counted allready bwahahahahaaaaaaaaa>I don't think we get the surge of 2020no magic cheat pump eeet
>>487243914Trump doesn't even need PA if the other northern states don't magically find a hundred thousand misplaced ballots all of which just happen to be for Kamala
These guys are constantly confused because they have no concept of regression to the mean or the fact that countires are racially divided within the county. If a county randomly has 25% Kamala lead when historically its close then the remaining votes aren't going to be 25% Kamala. Its actually a good sign for Trump. This is why they're so baffled about the results in PA and its annoying because this dude is supposed to be some academic and analyst and he has no concept of numbers or logic.
>>487244108I found a smaller version of that pic if you want it.
GET THIS MAN A WARM TEA FAST
>>487240337Trust the Keys, lichman
>>487244404I FOUND A FEW HUNDRED THOUSAND VOTES HIDING WITH THE KEYS
>>487243914sauce please
>>487240337W-what happened to the sacred holy keys anons?????Were we deceived by false gods!???
>>487244833Keeeeeyyysssss
>>487240831My sides KEK, get fucked you dirty kike
>>487244404which they will
uh oh key melty
>>487244638exactly the demographic shift bring chaos they did not expect. turns out latinos prefer trump and a lot of niggers too
>>487240337The keys are never wrong. He'll be back.
>>487240337Ok, enough. I'm going to literally fap now. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>487242911Bucks status: broken
>>487241179do you have a version of that clownworld pepe without the Lichtman
>>487241226he should check the couch
>>487244815I'll buy some honkpills, thanks
>>487243914Hmmm
>>487240337K E Y E DEYED
GOOD!
>>487243914WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE THE BLUE MONARCH BUTTERFLY TATTOO AAAAHHHH I CANT STOP NOOOOTICING
>>487241226
>>487240337Lucky for him, the last of the urban areas came in and gave Harris a lead in MN. He needs to close a 200k vote gap just to beat her in that state. MI still has one more city that hasn't reported their numbers yet so we'll see after the swing states get called
If there's someone who can break they keys curse, that's Trump
>>487244904gyatt DAMN what the fuck are they FEEDING these women
HE'S LITERALLY CRYING HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHA NOOOOOOO MUH KEYS!!!!!!!!!
he ran outside never to be seen again. just grabbed his keys and ran.
>>487243985good salt herehttps://www.resetera.com/threads/2024-u-s-presidential-house-senate-elections-were-not-going-back.1026573/page-194
>>487240337Who?
>80% in in penny>Trump is now 200k ahead instead of 180Uhhhh, lockbros?
>>487241551>>487241179>>487241018>>487240831OMG MY FUCKING SIDES!
THE KEYS! THEY DO NOTHING
>>487240337The keys would've been right, but this election has been absurd to the point where the lock has changed.
>>487245713>I'll buy some honkpills, thanksNah... tonight they're on me.
>>487247167They stopped talking about PA now and now they're predicting a harris win in michigan (now that she lost PA)
LOCKED
>>487245777
>>487245851whats the meaning anon
>>487244638Lichtman is too mathematically retarded to understand that demographics are the most salient predictor of election outcomes and not his stupid keys
The reason this guy is coping so hard is that his entire shtick is predicting with a 95% president accuracy. So the election result can break this jews credibility.And it's funny as he's simping so hard for Harris and been talking so big. Seeing him cope before fall live is hilarious.
>>487247632he's leading in MI
>at some point the math ain't mathin' anymore ...
>>487240337Why can't you Maga trolls be respectful
>>487248116mk ultra
>>487248217this
>>487248290Yeah but they found one city and predicted a harris win because the city's taking time to report (this isn't a joke they just did this after predicting PA wrong by doing the same thing.)
>>487241226the lost keys are always in the last place you look. i think about this sometimes.
>>487240337LICHTMAN'S MOMMY JUST CONFISCATED HIS CHASTITY CAGE KEYS
>>487247621I appreciate the generous gift leafbro
ANYONE HAVE A MSNBC STREAM???>ANYONE HAVE A MSNBC STREAM???ANYONE HAVE A MSNBC STREAM???>ANYONE HAVE A MSNBC STREAM???ANYONE HAVE A MSNBC STREAM???>ANYONE HAVE A MSNBC STREAM???
i feel kinda bad for the guyhis method isn't even that bad, he just assigned the keys wrong, the economy isn't good and there are no military success
>>487248608I think they did that in WI too. Fucking cunts just rigging
>>487248419? i have a couple of friends with said tattoo lmao frick
>>487249006Why? He's an autistic cunt.
>>487240337The dark side of the keys is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be unnatural.
>>487246461She got fat-to-ass surgery and is saying she has lipedema, but her ass used to not be that big
>>487240337OY VEY, STOP THE COUNT!
>>487249460haha
>>487248317>It's just comfortable
>>487249052well, maybe they just like butterflies
>>487240337timestamps for good salt?
>>487249732kek
>>487249014"too big to rig" you saidlol
He's losing it guys>When Trump wins he'll be SOOOOOO good to the Arab community
>>487249732lol, just about a minute ago he goes UGHHGHH!
There's no way that's his real hair. Is he wearing a piece?
His entire life's work will be proven wrong right before he dies kek
>>487240337where is video or link with timestamp
>Subscribers-only modeITS OVER
>>487248957MSNBC just went off air permanently.
His wife is keeping the keys to his chastity cage.
lol, anon trolled them so hard they made the chat subscriber only
Calm down; he's just taking a break.
the younger dude Is starting to call him out on it lol
>>487244904who is this tiktoker??
> the arab vote, she would be so good for the arabs arabs would never vote for a woman>The kvetch about the trolls>he locked the chat for subs only loooooolWE WON and got under their skin looooooo
>>487250179KEK
>>487250509it looked like a /pol/ thread in his comments for along time
>>487250509Indeed hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaTrolls winning
>>487240337Maybe he just forgot where he left his keys.
Just keep posting more asshogs please
>>487251090LOL!
i am sick of hearign his idiot son constantly saying "the math doesn't math"
he is just sitting there after his son left he is in shock. He is losing it,
>>487251301>Wheew! Not looking good son!>She can still win dad, don't worry
>makes chat subs only me subscribes, the trolling continues until morale improves
>>4872497322,000 character limit, sorry anon.
>>487240337>Be kike>Tip the flags like military victory and good economy for kamala>Trump is uncharismatic contender btw>MeltdownHis system may actually be decent all things considered it's just that he's out of touch.
>>487252158>did you say a word while I was gone dad?
The guy looks like Ahmadinedjad.
> he said ' a lot of people overseas are heavilly democraticnot me >son 'but they're not ion swing states' kekked and rekkd
lmao is he seriously hoping a week later burgers living abroad will save it?
>>487251937She's too slovenly for me but look at how happy she is. You can tell she isn't treated well in her daily life.
Niggers are coping about absentee ballots at this point. Sweating bout them keys!
>>487252736Ahmadinedjad wearing the most fake looking toupee ever
>>487240337He shouldn't have raped those kids..
>>487252926He was saying its impossible for them to make a difference like an hour ago
Funny thing i've noticed about these keys, they are mentioning them here on the news as well, albeit in a different context. Makes me think it's part of some programming.
KEK THE COPE
>>487253113I'm just happy that out of shape woman felt empowered in her 2 minutes on that catwalk lad.
>>487244404challenge accepted
>b-b-b-but it's still possibleKek the son is coping so hard
>The keys to your Lamborghini, Mr. President
>>487244638Lol I used that exact Erie county example in the other thread to prove why he's retarded. If a county has Kamala 80%-Trump 20% and last election it had 50%-50% and there's 11% reporting it means the other 89% is probably going to be Trump but they read it as a good sign that Biden will get more votes
>>487240337>my keys>where...>where are my keys>i seem to have misplaced them>there were ten... no, thirteen of them!>i need those keys>but i don't know where i put them
2,000? kek
>>487240337THE KEYS
>It's not over >not looking good >the son is the optimist >daddy sweats picrel is the future , KEK willing
>>487253195Ever since Bush jr people have openly known the president isn't calling the shots in his own term. They are alluding to the power players that dictate what the president can or cannot do.In Bush's time the visible element we saw was Cheny. In Obama's time it was shadowy chicago goons. In Biden's time it was Kamala's people doing a coup on him.
>>487253748>Lamborghini*Tesla
>>487242911>Harrisburg votes blueLazy NFL scriptwriter at it again
keyed
>>487240337>Keys are mine now>yellow and green
>It ain't over till it's over!>Not looking goodThe sheer despondence.
>>487246461Queso, tecos and beans
>>487253763a meme is evolving here this expresion is going to be a meme I sense it bigly
MEMBERS ONLY AHHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
>>487243148kek
>>487240337>Members-only modeIt's ironically over.
>>487254148Please dear send bobs
The Keys Ahllen, hand them over.
>>487254284forced memes always die in the crib like this one.
>>487253996OK, but it's deeper than that. To be using the same words over different languages all over the world indicates an intention of steering the people of the world in a certain way.
>I'm actually surprised I have got more hat emailslol
>They kvetch about the trolls again.>they now reduce chat to members only >we don't need the trolls HOLY SHIT WE BROKEN THEM LADS !!!!!!!
>>487253748keys went up in flames
>>487246461Silicone implants, anon. Grow up.
>>487240337Imagine staking your whole life and career on a retarded meme "rule" that a 12-year old sperg nerd could have come up with as a joke
>>487241551xDDDDDDD
>>487254813They are doing that anon. When enough people realize the role of president is perfunctory and a real government exists behind that they will move to remove the presidency entirely. They won't succeed but that is clearly the plan. They tried to get rid of the supreme court in as many ways as possible just because the other side got to use it once. They will try the same with the presidency itself.
>>487240337will he be ok?
I knew it would be Trump as soon as I heard a MSM source say one nice thing about him.Need Trump to lead patriots to victory against Iran. That's the real plan.
>THEY'RE NERVOUS GET ON THE HOLOCOPE-STER
>>487255357
>>487240337He blocked the comments, now it's boring as heck. It was fun reading.
>>487254868sauce
>>487240337>>487250239>where is video or link with timestamp LIVE 2024 Election Night Coveragehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT5Aqj2dUKA
>>487251944This is the key.
>>487255357kek
>>487255074he can extinguish the fire with his tears
>>487240337MEMBERS ONLYALERTMEMBERS ONLY
>>487240337can we have a webm or something
>we're not going to get into the keys>just forget the keys
>we're not gonna talk about the keys tonightOH NO NO NO HAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAAHA
>>487256301they can't handle to be proven wrong.The fact they refuse to discuss they keys is so tasty. Their entire belief system is getting shattered live
qrd on keys
>>487240337LICTHMAN MY BALLS
>WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE KEYS!!
'the trolls are what's wrong with this election!' kek. also seeing key jokes spammed in his chat was toooo funny
>>487257103The Lichtman guy is a retard who believes he has magic keys to predicting any election and he was completely fucking wrong on every prediction he made.
>>487256923its kind of crazy they wont even talk about the keysits their whole appeal
>>487257223It was 2 rounds of lulz they got so buttblasted over it kekekekek
>>487254868If youre gonna slut it up, at least get ur nips hard.
>>487253849TO THE OVEN
>>487248116It's the symbol lightskin mutt girls use to signal they belong to BWC
>>487253035>hair is completely dry
>>487255357Nicely done lad KEK
>>487257702Exactly they are reeling so hard in shock, I'm absolutely loving their concern The curtain is going down
Accwading to da New Yawk Tymes its OVAH
>>487257702Stop bringing up the keys anon!
>>487240337AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!My keys! My keys are false! Donald you rat! You weren't campaigning to win the election! You were making my keys false to give me Ol' Spicy Keychain!How could you give a political commentator the Spicy Keychain, Donald?!
>>487258706Based spicy keychain
>>487258706>>487258845BASED
>>487258447Looks like an AI rendition of milfy scully dialed to 11.I mean that as a compliment.
>>487243914boota
Just dropping this to maximize mememagichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uRLJZxINAQ
They shut their chat down like 15 minutes back and daddy keys is still kvetching about the trolls lolololollllllllll
>>487240337He literally lost twice with Joe Biden being a wrong prediction model and Harris too. TWICE his own bias projection got it wrong in 2024.
>yes there is still hopelow energy
>>487240337kek, watch Lu and Bo instead https://kick.com/polnewscentralhttps://www.polnewscentral.com/tag/electionhaving fun over there while waiting for the 3am steal
>>487240947kek
>>487258845> dat pic Omegalulz that's galactic kek worthy but i lost the img
>>48725376310,000 TOP KEKS
>the positive emails are intellligentWhat a pathetic fucking faggot
>>487258111hot
Guys don't send racist emails!!!
>>487248317>I'm just expressing myself
>>487240337Locked
>>487240337>>487240337SO TIRED OF THIS LITTLE KIKE ACTING ARROGANT
>STAY THE COURSE>BELIEVE THE KEYS
the son named his dog 'keys' well I wonder if it will end up in a chinese restaurant after this
>>487248317Built for my little flaccid cock
>>487261638The positive comments were things like praising him for calling places like Florida and Georgia way before everyone else even though it doesn't help his argument. The negative are just retards screaming shit like COPE, so I don't blame him for saying that.That said, he's feeding the trolls by constantly bringing up the bad stuff, and has done for a while. A very boomer mistake when it comes to the internet.
awww, stop sending them mean emails guys :(
>I JUST DON'T SEE ITouch
>Math isn't working>Period>End of discussion>Also believe in the keys!then...>I'm starting to get nervous>I just don't see it>I've lost hope
HOLY SHIT the son is losing hope now, he was the optimist of the bunch
>>487244904This is not even hot.Sometimes less is better.
>daddy keys won't be taking any interviews hahahaha he's so cooked
>>487240337Live by the sword. Die by the sword.(Metaphorically speaking of course.)
>I not going to do any interviews.>I'll just make a statement
>Trump won't serve the 4 yearsHOLY COPE!
>>487264745I don't think he's getting any interviews anymore
now hes predicting trumps death in officeWTF>IM GOING TO BED IM TIRED>I DONT GIVE A SHIT ANYMOREThis guys issues was he's biased. Was always biased. Said trump wasnt charismatic, said kamala was. This guy is so salty.If you have contempt for someone, you cannot be a reliable third party calculator
>>487264466LOL
eh idk how much people are exaggerating but i feel bad for him. even though i think the keys stuff was bullshit.
>>487264135really feels like they gave up hope when these PA numbers came back
>>487264944Nate Silver claims that Alan calculated the keys differently than before because he doesn't like Trump. see picrel
Allan "Biden will win 2024" LichtmanAllan "Harris will win 2024" LichtmanTWICE wrong in one year. Don't let him wither out saying just one wrong, his record has two stained incorrect predictions with his model based on his bias.
> he's saying 'if trump wins, he won't govern ; his health will give out before end of term and vance will govern " >son say's; they said that shit about biden too >daddy goes' no they didn't up until the end'Oh really nigger, we did say that biden was merely a mule biden rode in on , and kamala would be doing the governing. These normies are so behind the curve , no matter if they hold degrees. /pol/ is always ahead
Lichtman forgot about the last key to the White House. The blessing of Kek himself
>>487243914Fat asses are honestly the best. Nothing better than prone bone and feeling her ass kinda wrap around you while you push deep into her, honestly the absolute greatest feeling
>They both admit she lost PA.
>>487248217He’s a retard because Harris didn’t even fit his own criteria for victory. He stretched his own rules to make it fit
>I think she lost
I'm still puttin my money on the keys. Just put odds on Harris. I'm bout to be rich bitch.
>>487249980wheres her penis?
>>487266624lol, they are both about to cry
>>487254030The Strouds must be behind this.
>>487266465yup >>487266477never change strats, method or rules mid game, it's poor science and now it's biting him in the asshe's now reduced to saying 'oh at least we were first to make the calls before the others did ' they're down and out looool
>>487266890holy shit been listening and shitposting here clicked over to the tab yeah they look like there about to cry
>>487257217I want to berry my dick in that Pawg
>He wants to get rid of democracy>He won a democratic victorykek
"basically a concession speech"shartmala didn't even speakTrump spoke very brieflythese faggots are coping all the way until the end
>they are coping with reddit slang like "democracy" and getting saltyLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
They're breaking down right now.
GET THIS MAN SOME PEPTO BISMOL STAT!!!!!
He consneeded
>Jew works 5 hours sitting in front of a camera>acts like he just worked a 16 hr shift roofing.Oy Vey!
>>487240337Could someone do a clip compilation? i want to see his and Destiny's meltdown
lol the coping is great
HOLY FUCKING COPE THESE LOSERS
>>487267882oh my god who is this goddess...
This is so fucking satisfying.
>>487248620Yeah cos you stop looking when you find them
Now they're Dooming hard
>>487243914>>487266409fat ass, wide waist and small tits is the patrician choice
>UNFATHOMABLE
they're coping sooo damn hard >the whole democracy is lost yarn is now the topic . we heard it before> trump should had been disqualifiedyeah because they lost > such sore losers lol, they are on the very front seat of eating the loss.They're in tatters
HAHAHAHAHAHTHIS STREAM IS A GOLDMINE
spoogy "fascism" bros, how could you betray democracy™??
>>487240337>Lichtman just had an anxiety attack and walked off his own stream...Because he Saw RED?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqsLPW7Xi-w
Muh Keys bros, how you feeling?
LMAOOOOOLICHTMAN LOST HIS KEYS AND NOW HIS GLASSES
HE JUST RAGE QUIT AND ENDED HIS STREAM!
>>487268525it sure is, it sure is.>>487268648maybe we should give them some fascism to cry about> daddy keys is doing the hopium 'don't give up on democracy' don't despair young people 'hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
I hope one of you is getting clips this stream is gold for salt
>>487265636Yes. I looked at his keys too. TDS blinded him.
>>487269352BasedAnd that's a wrap, pleasure shitposting with you fellas
>>487269061this nigga straight outta gringotts fr
>>487265636Pretty obvious he set the Keys this time how he wanted them to be, not how voters would see them. Anyone who didn't see that weeks ago was stupid.
>>487269287He lost face live and we were there to wittness the fall. >RAGEQUITSEAT SHIT COCKY KEY KIKE!
Keep up the fight kids!Good night, going to cry now!
>>487269287HE LOST HIS FUCKING MIND LMAO
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me my keys and I literally screamed at her and hit my keys out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Kamala to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in Pennsylvania???? This is so fucked.
>>487269651and it has been a great time, brother.congratz 4 more years of memes might be almost certain. lulz have been had, may they continue.The salt must flow
Watching Licht-my nuts-man lose his career in real time was the highlight of my night. Waking up to a Trump victory tomorrow morning is the highlight of my LIFE.
It has been a great pleasure shitposting with you all. Lichtman went lights out. I'm gonna find some salt threads, see you there :)
>>487270909>>487270987Four more years of salt secured.
