>MY PRECIOUS KEYS!!!>HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED!!!
>>487498903The keys, Allan.
>>487499146The Keys, Dahnald!
>>487498903CHANGALANG, KEYNIGGERS, CHANGALANG
No...Wait... She can still wi-AAAAAAHHHHHH
>>487498903GIVE HIM THE DAMN KEYS DAHNULT
Have a 50/50 shot. Still wrong. hooookay buddy
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>>487498903TEAR MY KEYS UP INTO PIECES
>>487499990lmao AI videos have been gold for memes
he got both economy and no scandal keys wrong
>>487500859Bro he got almost all of them wrong, and he obviously has TDS because he was throwing a tantrum afterwards.
>>487500987so keys are valid as long as one isnt neurotic when applying them?Hope he says that tomorrow.
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>>487498903>>487500050>>487500859So then how did he predict trump right in 2016? No TDS then I guess?
>>487501355correct, he was more neutral and his friends in academia shamed him for it at the time
>>487499990which xman is this
>>487500000sneed
>>487501542>>487501355surely he will take this reality check to heart :)
>>487498903>Would've actually been correct if he wasn't such a biased retard and gave Harris false keysFunniest part about this.
>>487499990Holy fuck, the forbidden key...
>>487500000Checked
>>487499990Holy shit kek
>>487500000CHECKED
So is there a webm or link to him losing his shit, or is it just an out of context screenshot? I wanna see him seethe, help a bro out.
Someone gave him the Spicy Keychain
>>487500000digits
>>487502711He did a live steam but I'm curious when it starts to get spicy
>>487500859I think one of the most obviously wrong key calls was for the no contest primary one.The point of that key was that you're less likely to win if you had opposing options dividing your voters.Considering the majority were originally backing a candidate other than Kamala Harris (Joe Biden) it doesn't make sense to say there wasn't any contest there. The fighting simply happened in private instead of at a proper primary. Elbowing the incumbent out of the race at the last second is arguably an even more extreme version of having a popular opponent to beat in a primary.
I like that he will never matter again. Fucking moron. He had his 15 minutes and blew it
>>487501355Kamala wasn't the 'incumbent' so it screwed up his keys. He treated her as if she was one but the incumbent is Joe Biden.
>>487502755i understood that reference
>>487498903I wasn’t around can someone give me the qrd of the key guy!
Captain Keys…
>>487502919It really gets spicy at the end when they slowly realize PA is lost. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT5Aqj2dUKA
>>487498903
>>487502984He docked her that key though. But I agree giving Biden the economy key is just top cope.
>>487498903is ok man just get better keys next time.
Here's the meltdown moment timestamped. https://www.youtube.com/live/sT5Aqj2dUKA?si=3jQfuMD0UeuSGkU7&t=20820
>>487503270lol
>>487503860nothing happened.
>>487503258>i dont think trumps health will last him 4 more years i think he will be out by 2this is what he says when it's 100% clear trump just won PA and the whole election. what a dumbass.
>>487502984If his keys were objective he would have gave trump the economy keys. But I watched a news segment with him on CNN and he was completely bias towards kamala because "mah January 6, mah democracy". If he applied the keys correctly he could have predicted a trump win.
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>>487498903Get in the crystal. The keys can hurt you in the crystal.
>>487499146Kek
>>487504180You have to watch it through, its a build up of seethe.
>>487503054This what's the timestamp
>>487504647thank you!
>>487498903OH GOD NOT THE KEYS!
>>487504316Thats a favorite of mine from him, typical reddit news speak when Biden was seen as perfectly fit.
>>487501355He got trump wrong. He revised his theories so that his keys only predicted electoral college votes, instead of the popular vote.Which is funny, because in 2000 he changed his keys from predicting the electoral college votes to the popular votes, because he got Gore v Bush wrong
>>487503860Mobile doesn’t allow timestamps in URLs.
>>487500000CHECKED!!4tt0y
>>487501158Poor guy. I think his keys are all right. He just didn’t read them right. Too much bias.
>>487498903> Nat Bronze moment
>>487502755AAAA ITS HOT
>>487498903This was the best meltdown and cope I watched last night someone is going to have to make so webm clips
>>487500987I think him and his son where about to cry at several moments
>>487504332>>487503565He also gave Biden the 'foreign policy victory' for arming Ukraine, which literally no one thinks is a victory, even people who are all for it think Biden armed Ukraine in a very slow way that was letting Russia dictate which weapons would be sent.There was no way he could put that key for Harris. Foreign policy victory would be like Reagan and the fall of the USSR.
>>487499990Topkek
>>487498903I thought that he was at least intelligent enough to be somewhat neutral when applying the keys (even though I didn't agree with him), but he's literally so brainwashed he cried about Trump's election being the end of Democracy. The guy is a joke.
>>487504466
>>487503860>wins democratic election>He Is ThE EnEmY oF DemoCraCy!!>OuR DeMoCrAcY is Over!!1how do these people not see how insufferably retarded they are?wonder what kind of cope these "numbers guys" have regarding the covid mail-in ballot 20million voter increase that evaporated with the covid crisis?the bellweathers were wrong, established patterns and expectations were thrown out entirely, and it wasn't even a concealed election theft, instead the jan 6th'd themselves and bullied and shamed the people into silence, and censored the ones that wouldn't be bullied or shamed.I hope these faggots kill themselves.
>>487498903>MY PRECIOUS KEYS!!!They were nothing but dust between your fingers
>>487505589Does anyone have the reaction?
>>487498903My favorite part about post election has been seeing everyone dunk on this fraudster
>>487507724
>>487507724Better response than silver with trump "yeah I was wrong but I wasn't AS wrong as other people!"
>>487507045I do have this video of his son coping and seething after his dad rage quithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvlO_TyXn_g
im the keys now
>>487498903>TWO SCOOPS?!?!>TWO TERMS??!!!>GRONALD BLUMPFFF!!!
>>487498903>>487499990>>487501158>>487503270>>487503258>>487503860
best part: if he had just evaluated the keys honestly, they would have pointed him to the right answerinstead he coped and made his own model look retarded
Who has the keys to this election?
>>487498903I've been here forever and have never seen this meme before. What forced shit is it this time?
>>487498903I don't understand. His system worked
>>487508631He's some pollster who has his own system of "13 keys" or some shit that he uses to analyze who will win
>>487508631Some jew thinks he can predict the election and melts down.
>>487508631it's a response to him being spammed by shills for the week leading up to the election
>>487498903can't find the meltdown video anywhere
can someone pls just give a qrd on who this faggot even is & why everyone keeps posting about him losing keys or something?I swear, you take an hour off pol to go eat a snack or something and all of a sudden you miss one retarded thing and it's meme'd everyday for 2 weeks straight and u still don't know what ever happened. Fucking annoying.
>>487508999Checked They’re a bunch of weakling faggots Cry about it more fags I’m glad you’re burning in shit
>>487509044>some guy writes book, Thirteen Keys to the Whitehouse>supposedly great track record of predicting the winning>says Kamala will win>even though his own keys say otherwise>obviously trying to influence the outcomesee:>>487508810
>>487509028Apparently it’s here, but the poster was too lazy to manually write the timestamp.
>>487509322Here>>487503860
>>487499146Are you telling me Lion ted had an anime battle with him offscreen and we didn’t get to see him save America?! Truly the best side character
Reminder that pic related was Kamala’s absolute best possible case with “muh keys”, and Trump still BTFOs her.
>>487508094Kek
>>487498903Okay I'm not defending the guy, but I was looking through and this frame is from when he is yawning. https://youtu.be/sT5Aqj2dUKA?t=17317Guy tricked and burned himself, no need to fake this.
>>487498903This is the best meme of this cycle
>>487509235lmao i simply don't believe he ever predicted any win besides obamahow can someone not see the stupid bitch infront of him
>>487510190>hands to temples>closing eyesAhaha that's no yawn that was mental anguish.
>>487511413The guy was tired. The mental anguish comes later.
>>487499146KEK
>>487499990Is this real?
>>487498903I should feel bad for him because we're attacking an old man who's frail and on his final years.But it was his choice to sell out and purposely misinterpret his keys and swing millions of votes that would elect a psycho bitch who would have started WW3 wasn't for MAGA coming in for the landslide.So fuck that old faggot and what a sad end to his life and career.
>>487512705No sympathy. Fuck this kike
>>487502324He knew why it was forbidden. Did he think he could control its power?
>>487498903LICHTMAN MY BALLS!
>>487510190Does this look fake anon?
>>487499990spontaneous political combustion, sad to see
>>487513788No I was just saying yesterday I thought that was an image of him yelling or something, not yawning.
>>487513788He got pwned by a baby hippo.
>>487498903GIVE ME MY FUCKING KEYS NIGGER TRUMP!
>>487498903the keys were right but he had a personal bias and couldn't see past his delusions and old age.
>>487512705That's what you get for making me angry and scaring me a little bit
>>487498903>the SCOIENCE. THE CHECKLIST!!!!!!!!
>>487510089
>>487499990AUUUUGHHH YOU GAVE ME THE OL' SPICY KEYCHAIN
crazy when you realize he was wrong in 2020 too but they cheated
>>487509044quit crying and lurk more
>>487510190>oh fuck my keys where did i put themBest part was his son refusing to let him go on stream today to explain why the keys were right but the election outcome didn't add up.
>>487512705>sell your soul to the devil>reap the rewardshe chose this
>>487515732Smart move. Better to take a day off so you don't do something stupid. But will they figure it out? They were talking about the usual Trump derangement syndrome stuff at end of stream "end of Democracy!"
>>487503860is all of /pol/ just newfags now?
>>487498903>i am the way, the truth and the life>none come to the father except through melol, no amount of keys will get you in, only Jesus.>i hear you knocking but you cant come in
Who the fuck is this guy and what the fuck are his keys?He was literally never mentioned here before and I've been on /pol/ since it was founded.
>>487518696he correctly predicted (except 2000) all presidential elections since 1984 with his '13 keys' method. he unfortunately the tribal membership part of his brain overruled the logical part of his brain and he did not correctly apply his own method to Trump this time and picked Harris to win. wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Keys_to_the_White_House#Thirteen_keys
>>487519484Ah.Well looking through those I got at least 8 false answers to the questions so I don't know why he didn't just predict Trump to win.Kamala wasn't sitting presidentThere is a (real) recessionGrowth was worse under BidenBiden did no major changes, he was just sort of... thereSocial unrest and scandal I'm unsure of. I mean Kamala is a whore and niggers nig but that's par for the course anymore so I give these a pass.Biden blundered the middle eastBiden achieved no major military victories, Ukraine and Gaza rage onKamala is NOT charasmaticTrump IS charasmatic
>>487502755checked and kekd
>>487504891The faggot has been doing this for 24 fucking years? Lmao. I have more respect for a guy who started with Runescape Classic and is still playing Runescape today.
>>487520256Did Biden do anything that was objectively good? Any decent Executive Orders or collaboration with Congress?
I shall only trust Moo Deng from now on. I also only get my weather reports from Punxsutawney Phil.
>>487498903His keys are good but he has TDS, so he assigned them to Harris when they should have been assigned to Trump.His mistake was making himself to be the sole arbiter of who gets what keys. He's too big-brained to see that his own biases clouded his judgment.>>487502919I want to see a compilation of him losing his shit on that livestream because I'm not gonna watch over five hours of it.
>>487521212You know what?I'll give him whatever that thing was about infrastructure. So from 8 down to 7, that's still an L according to the keys for Kamala (which spellcheck has always underlined red for me and never capitalized in my phone, kek).
>>487521512>Kamala needing spellcheckKek, based phone. I can't sleep atm, what was this infrastructure stuff? I haven't watched regular TV in several years now I almost never see what's on the news.
>>487521724He signed some bill that gave a lot of money to infrastructure improvement. Likely highways and bridges, which is indeed based but fuck if I know if any of that money made a single bridge safe or if it all went to Ukraine.
In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Key, to control all others. And into this Key he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Key to rule them all.
Always remember the keys.
>>487521876That's is a good thing. The electric grid needs this kind of attention too.
>>487512310fraid so
>>487520256yeah, everyone was saying this to the poor bastard but he would just block them on twitter.Surprise surprise his TDS blinded him to what otherwise would have been a correct prediction.
>>487502755lel
>>487503860>https://www.youtube.com/live/sT5Aqj2dUKA?si=3jQfuMD0UeuSGkU7&t=20820lol thank you
The Lesser Keys of Allan Lichtman
>>487498903Nevermind the keys.Who was phone?!
>>487502755YOU RAT! HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN BROTHER THE SPICY KEYCHAIN?!
He has a cope stream coming up tomorrow where he will undoubtedly say that the keys were actually right and he just interpreted them incorrectly
>>487503860Nothing happens in this shit. Is this some kind of ad? I don't get it. Who are these people?
