https://xcancel.com/RealAlexJones/status/1854631934355194176#m
>>487608264True if big
>>487608264I thought this guy was broke from Sandy Hook? How can he have those toys
>>487608264ALEX JONES WON
>>487608473Mug Club Saved him.
He should be appointed to be the head of FEMA
that guy is trillion dollars in debt, how does he eat?
>>487608473>>487608700raw dogging trannie holes and cocks
>>487608264Bulshit. if this is true I'll do a fucking flip. checkem
>>487608264PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OMFG PLEASE ILL LITERALLY BECOME A BELIEVER IF GOD ALLOWES THIS TO HAPPEN ILL BECOME A MONK IM NOT EVEN KIDDING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
alex jones needs to be the justice dept guy, joe rogan should be press secretary
>>487608700Like a Prince.
>>487608700America is trillions of dollars in debt, how are any of us eating?
attorney general, alex jones is better for that role
Is Trump able to do anything about the Sandy Hook settlements against Alex?
>>487608264Ahhhhh the erection it hurts so fucking much please stop it a person shouldn't get this erect.the next 4 years may be the most amazing 4 years of my life.
>>487609071probably not.
>>487608992No press secretary is the perfect role. Forcing CNN to ask questions to Alex Jones is fucking hilarious
>>487609255>Forcing CNN to ask questions to Alex Jones is fucking hilariousThis is going to be beautiful
>>487609255alex jones being attorney general would be hilarious, christians would love that pick
>>487608264please jesus god him or malice as press sec would be the funniest fucking thing to ever happen to the main stream media
>>487608264I am so happy to live in this timeline
>>487608473Super male vitality sales.
>>487608264This train wreck will at least be entertaining.
>>487608264awesome truck. Is this road legal or just for pictures?
>>487608264Might as well. He'll fit in with the other clowns.
>>487608264lol no Haha it would be epic though
>>487608700Prime cuts only
>>487608264PLEASE be real
>>487609424This. Super male vitality helps you get back up no matter how much you get fucked
>>487608473He's been stacking and shilling precious metals since the mid 90s. They didn't get all his treasure. Probably has a tonne of crypto too
>>487608473Swiss banks. Propaganda counter-op propaganda assets don’t have capital in the classical sense. The Judeo-reserve will simply debase the currency and give him the receipts to spend.
>>487608473He eats leftists and shits out money
>>487608473he's been pimping out shroyer via grindr on weekedns
>>487608264please let this be true.the lulz will be epic.
>>487608264holy fuck please let this happen
I wish this was real.
>>487609719>He eats leftists and shits out moneyFucking kek bro
>>487608700US law won’t allow Jews to steal everything from you , just almost everything
>>487608473>I thought this guy was broke from Sandy Hook? How can he have those toysYou don't realize how supportive the InfoWars community is, do you?
jones was one of the first people to interview trump and take his candidacy seriously.as crazy as this is, it's not beyond the realm of possibilities.
>>487608264Baron, if you are reading this, please get your dad to make this happen.
>>487609657>>487609710None of its his dipshit.It's all props that people let him borrow for photo-shoots.It's a lie just like when influencers stand infront of parked Ferraris and take pictures.
>>487609999The numbers don't lie
>>487609710You’re thinking of the NWO , nigger
>>487608832Fuck Rogan.
>>487609999>Baron, if you are reading this, please get your dad to make this happen.>9999WOWO
>>487609999Checked
>>487609946True. They can't take his mansion because it's technically we're he lives.
>>487609968>Jones swaggers onto the stage>stands in front of podium>smiles to himself for a moment>opens his mouth to speak"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am happy to introduce myself as the next White House Press Secretary. My name is Bill Hicks."
i cant wait to see him start screaming nonsense at journalists
>>487608264FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY PLEASE LET THIS BECOME REALITY
>>487609999Fuck. Quads confirm.
>>487608264IMAGINE : Alex Jones, Press Secretary for Donald Trump, waltzes into the press conference all happy, with the Epstein Client list in his hands and just starts reading all the charges against each person on that list.Would proably never happen, they would arrest and prosecute people rather than just name them.Then again, seeing how this timeline is unfolding, it's still a non-zero probability that it happens.
>>487609999
This is the 2016 meme shit we were promised
>>487609999witnessed
>>487608473Probably trusts. Anyone who gets rich enough becomes a target of bad faith litigants. They use trusts to have money but not actually legally have money.
>>487609999https://youtu.be/e1SArILAHPw
>>487609999Baron you little lanklet, you better do it
>>487609999>Make Alex Jones the press secretary, father. ... And give me the codes.
>>487608264This alone made Trumps reelection worth it
>>487608462Large if male
>>487609999The numbers, father.
>>487609999CHECK MOTHERFUCKIN ED
>>487609999Kek wills it, Baron.
>>487609999Meme magic
>>487609999Holy kek, witnessed
>>487610628This dude was half a foot taller than everyone on stage the night of the election it was fuckin incredible.
>>487610246Rolling for this
ill take that poo, vivek
>>487609999chieeeeeek
>>487608264pray with me bros:dear Jesus, please make 2025-2028 shape up to be the raging hard on that it appears to be right now. Amen
>>487609999blessed by the King of The Internet his speech is so pure he communes only thru numbers
>>487608305Thank you for the link
>>487609439law of gross tonnage makes it so it doesn't fucking matter
>>487609999Kek wills it. I will tell him tonight
>>487608264>Alex Jones to Serve as Press Secretary
>>487608264If that happens this timeline approaches fairytale levels
>>487609999>Father, Jones must be Press Secretary
>>487608264Reminder Alex jones does not discuss conspiracies that aren’t real. Sandy hook, 9-11, etc. he won’t touch pizza gate or Jews because they are too real.
>>487609999>quadsYou heard the man. Make it happen!
He should do it. It's not like he needs to give a fuck about getting re-elected.
>>487609999Hoooooooly shit
>>487609999I’m saving this one king
>>487609255>No press secretary is the perfect role. Forcing CNN to ask questions to Alex Jones is fucking hilariousThid
>>487608264I need this so fucking badly.
Just imagine for one second the collective core meltdown of the combined global Lugenpresse
>>487608264i would unironically pay for this
>>487608264Can't believe we're transitioning from a left-wing lolcow government to a right-wing lolcow government.
>>487608473water filtration
>>487610681For if you
>>487609999oh fug
>>487608264Peak idiocracy, what's next, Hulk Hogan in charge of infrastructure? This is funny but c'mon
>>487611941it would be absolutely glorious
>>487608264I LOVE THIS TIMELINE NOW
>>487608305>xcanceldemocrat
>>487612988>he prefers to make an accountyou have to go back, faggot
>>487610351>i cant wait to see him start screaming nonsense at journalistsI can't wait to see him wield all the receipts against journalists so some are forced to step up their game from lazy stenographers of someone else's press releases or press kit. Alex Jones has all the documents and full command of said documents.
>>487609999THE FUTURE IS LOOKING BRIGHT
this is really happening, isn't it?
>>487608264Taylor Swift just endorsed Alex
>>487609999BAAAAASED
>>487609719.
>>487608700Probably has some assets in a LLC.
>>487610628Actual crusader kings character.
>>487609999I was here
>>487609999>609999>he's 6'9"DO IT YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!
>>487612681Not like any of the retards in power right now are any better
i cant imagine having to ask alex jones a question. let alone dozens every day. good luck, media queerbags
>>487609657many years ago he said he "lost" like 200m in btc iirc
>>487609999Checked.
Trump will backstab him.
>>487610733>>487610755>>487611355>>487614099Checks confirmed.
>>487609255>>487609279>>487611828holy fucking shit
>>487610526this. even the average normalfag can benefit from them.
>>487609999Sad that you nerds think Barron is on your levelBarron is straight line Christian. He reads books and studies, does a little golf with Grampa on the side
>>487608264This is the best timeline.
>>487609999DIGITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>487614276>mr. jones, president trump announced an immediate draft of all fighting-age non-white males to bolster the Alliance forces currently engaged against darkies at the falklands>is there a reason the president left only white males in america?[terrible tom waits accent] OUR NEW ALLIANCE FORCES ARE IMBUED WITH OUR NEW FDA-MANDATED NIRVANA MALE ULTIMATALITY
>>487609999Holy fuck
>>487608700lmao 1. you have a firm, sell all your firm's assets that you used for your job/production to another firm, casually founded recently and owned by your grandma.2. hire your grandma's firm and commission them to do the exact job/production your firm used to do before.3. the price your grandma asks for the service is astronomical.4. you rapidly are now in debt with the firm owned by your grandma.5. if the guys you should "repay" come to take your firm, they will get an empty shell that owes a boatload of money to your grandma.6. they don't want it anymore.ez.
jones is shitting all over netanyahu and israeli right now
>>487609439where i live there are no laws about such things
>>487609999the quints must be answered
>>487608473>I thought this guy was broke from Sandy Hook? How can he have those toysIt was overturned at the last moment.Hope you enjoyed the psyop.
>>487608264This can't be real
The best part is that might be exactly how he shows up to press conferences
>>487609999I waited 900 seconds to bump this.
>>487608305Should be a rule to use this site when linking twitter, not every one here wants to go through the million hoops it takes to sign up to twatter
>>487608264
>>487608663This
>>487609999Witnessed with my virgin eyes
>>487609999LETS FUCKING GO! Baron please don't let us down
>>487608264This timeline is wild
>>487608264if this happens, we live in the funniest timeline.
