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THE ONION BOUGHT INFOWARS

>https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1857061815257080277
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>>488421959
kwab.
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Does he have a new site up yet?
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>>488421959
I'm not really sure what infowars is beyond Jones talking on youtube? How is there any value to it without Jones' involvement?
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>>488421959
Based im fucking cumming everywhere
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>>488421959
Is the Onion still funny? They used to be pretty based like 15 years ago but I haven't seen much of their stuff other than some clickbait-satire stuff posted here and there.
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>>488422704
>Is the Onion still funny?
Are you a liberal? if so, sure!
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>>488422704
No, it hasn't been funny in over 10 years.
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>>488421959
Remember when the onion used to lampoon both sides then the Clinton campaign bought it in 2016?
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https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1mnGeAXPyWNGX

LFG
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>>488422704
>15 Reasons why Everyone I Don't Like is a Nazi
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>>488422446
They have other pundits like Owen Schroyer, kike Adam King and servile christcuck Jay Dyer.
Their main draw is obviously Jones, but there is an ecosystem that makes up the whole of Infowars that might have some value.
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>>488422704
The pendulum has swung so far to the left and right, with both sides going at each other that comedy isn't funny anymore. When Trump came along the right became energized, so all the jabs at Leftists fall flat because satire is not satirical anymore. Congrats
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>>488422920
lmao is he gonna be on air when they kick the door in?
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>>488421959
they are gonna have to try real hard to make up shit to uphold former standards
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>>488423384
Yeah.
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>>488421959
you meant TheSoy?
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>>488422704
Yeah it still does a pretty good job of making leftists and rightoids seethe
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Are we watching the last moments of infowars right now???
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>>488423019
Why won't they all just leave?
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>>488423484
history
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
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>>488421959
nothing of value is lost
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>>488423019
>servile christcuck
That dude has destroyed every anti Christian faggot in debates you nigger
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>>488423019
None of those people will continue without Alex Jones. The Onion just wasted its money.

Jones will just start a new website via a proxy.
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>>488421959
Sandhook parents will buy new homes
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>>488422446
they can now produce extremely hyperbolic tinfoil satire to mock conspiracies theories under the infowars brand
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>>488421959
Great, it'll turn into another Drudge. Just what the world needs: more shrieking, insane leftists.
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>>488423493
Realistically, contracts. They might fuck off as soon as they can, but it's possible they signed some deal with IW to produce content for x amount of months.
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holy
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>>488423939
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>>488422321
ajnlive
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>>488423484
Yes tomorrow it will become a hardcore gay porn site
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>>488423484
https://rumble.com/v523y8c-infowars-network-feed-live-247.html
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>>488421959
The onion had 1.5 billion $$’s

?

Wtf sort of money travels on the internet?
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>>488422775
The onion movie was funny as fuck.

https://youtu.be/DUut4krfnak
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>>488421959
Now it's (((jew onion wars)))
Haha they slent money on that
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>>488424107
they paid a few mil for it probably.
alex and free speech systems still owes the rest.
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>>488424107
No it was a secret hidden auction, but the highest bid isn't guaranteed to win, the trustee can take a lower amount to make sure a friendly buyer can't get it so it all gets shut down, the whole point of this kangaroo court lawfare was to silence Infowars, not get money.

CNN said it was just a 7 figure bid
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>>488424107
are u stoopid or are u stoopid?
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>>488422704
>>488422775
>>488422780
>>488422814
It was never funny, you were just 11.
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>>488421959
why is this aussie so utterly obsessed? dozen threads a day about infowars from him
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>>488422704
>Is the Onion still funny?
they had a couple of funny videos for the election night, but that's about it for the past decade
Babylon Bee is fine as a right-wing biased alternative, but has seen better days
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>>488422704
Nah, they got bought out by Actblue democrats years ago. Most info is scrubbed now.
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>>488422704
They finally have some budget again, so that's something. Their new videos are hit or miss but this one was pretty funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBYmyYK4Kcg
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>>488424318
we can fucking have laws if the people who enforce the laws are breaking them
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>>488422704
A few of their newer videos are funny
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>>488422446
>I'm not really sure what infowars is beyond Jones talking on youtube?
what exactly is your question?
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theonion = dnc. fuck the onion now and forever more.
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>>488424762
the left has shifted so much theyre centrist at this point comparatively
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>>488424547
The value of the IP sans Jones
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>>488424626
It must make them so mad that they will never be intentionally or unintentionally as funny as Alex is
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>>488421959
This is like when a gaming studio gets bought up by a large corporation that then fires all of the people that made it, and then releases shitty knockoffs.
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>>488424626
I think forcing Elon Musk to by Twitter (currently X) and not only having all your predictions about it falling over being wrong but having X (formerly Twitter) increase global mindshare and destroy neo-liberalism tbqh.
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>>488424762
These media companies are l done. Fuck them all to hell..
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>>488422446
I think they'll turn it into a parody show, like how the old Colbert show worked but with conspiracies
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Damn this really is the end of Infowars. Sad
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>>488425010
don't know about that but these people are pretty mad lmao
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>>488424927
nothing except some satire t-shirts that redditors will buy.

remember, they just lost an election and three branches of the government, including the fourth one (glowniggers). this is the only "own" they have. ultimately jones already has his own new network up and stands to gain not only money but popularity
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Kino, he's just called Bannon live on air. They're gonna pull the plug any minute
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>>488425282
NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE FREE MARKET TO BUY OUT MEDIA COMPANIES
Why are LOLbertarians so quick to turn on their own ideology the moment it personally inconveniences them?
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>>488422704
15? more like 20+
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They can hire Alex Jones and continue as before. As a joke.
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>>488425471
The Onion acquiring them is one of the better outcomes of this. I'm surprised people are so mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PC8Luqiws
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>>488425437
The very last Infowars moments broadcast of 30 years
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is walmart anon in here
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>>488425471
>FREE MARKET
That's not what happened. It was a forced auction by the court, they also didn't need to accept the highest bidder, just whoever they preferred. So musk, for example, wasn't gonna be able to get it.
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>>488421959
illegal
will be overturned in appeal
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>>488423019
They are all going with Alex
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>>488425660
Appeal what? It's sold.
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>>488425660
Pure fantasy on your part anon. Like much of what comes out of the mouth of Alex Jones.
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>>488422119
Kek what a kwazy kwab.
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>>488425660
The illegal lawfare might be one day appealed, but the forced bankruptcy because of it is a separate court that I don't think can be undone, even if later appeals courts find all these unprecedented unconstitutional violations of rights illegal
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>>488425565
Dude this is from 2010. I remember vividly when the Onion was putting out clever stuff like this but according to this thread things took a dramatic turn after 2015.
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He just said they about to cut the power but their will be some surprises there, whatever that means
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>>488425816
Sale was illegal
Dip shit
It’s like anything stolen property case, money returned , property returned.
Just because it’s the state that’s the criminal doesn’t mean it’s legal.
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>>488426274
they probably have generators
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The enemies are in the control room now
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>>488425816
Gaetz will stop it.
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>>488422446
he also sells his snake oil on there.
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>>488425908
Uh oh we got a jew here
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They ordered the IT company to shut em down AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>488426333
Appealing an illegal sale via court issued auction? Do you hear yourself? I don't want IW to be shut down retard. This is just your standard jewry and they won this particular battle until AJ makes 10x the money on his new network.
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>>488422704
It is funny
people who deny this are very easily offended on both sides
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Jones is just moving and opening up shop somewhere else , he already has massive financial backing./ multiple offers.
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>>488422446
no no you dont get it, they legally own alex jones now
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>>488426679
You realize we can keep this people and their work alive by ourselves

Somehow anon got psyoped bad about crowdfunding

I blame Logan Paul
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>>488421959
This is dark. The Onion is a leftist shitstain
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>>488425908
you will never be a human
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>>488423931
Why doesn’t Alex just do a podcast? Radio TV shows are dead.
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>>488426784
So all the onion gets is a room full of vitamins and some camera equipment for 7 million dollars while Infowars' millions of viewers and supporters just switch to the new network, kek
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>>488425951
The Kwusty Kwab
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>>488426679
What part of illegal don’t you understand , dummy ?
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>>488424147
operative word being was.
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>>488421959

BASED
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>>488423440
Banning telling him too
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>>488422704
No. It's the old bait and switch. Free in downtown areas across the country. Funny, irreverant, said things people were thinking about everyday life

But then it became what Drudge Report became after it was sold: anti-Trump, anti-White, pro globohomo, pro uniparty slop
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>>488426906
Stay mad gullible bitch
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>>488421959
What a kike.
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>500K viewers on X
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>>488422704
kelly comics are still kino
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>>488421959
That's clearly a dodecahedron.
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>>488422704
The Babylon Bee claimed their throne of political satire a long time ago
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Damn, he just said he's gotten over 100,000 new followers on X in the last 20 mins alone as they bout to pull the plug
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>>488422704
the onion stopped being funny when they jumped on the political activism bandwagon riding the coat tails of jon stewart.

- blaine smith, systems analyst
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INFOWARS.COM IS DOWN
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>>488421959
How much did it sell for? I remember Jones owes over a billion dollars or something crazy like that.
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>>488427456
Banned.videi down as well
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>>488421959
>The right has the presidency, the house, the senate, the popular vote and a historic mandate to BTFO libs for 4 years
>The left has Infowars
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>>488426999
It is just a slap down , a scalp for the Jews. They even tried to say they owned his personal name , and he wasn’t allowed to used Alex jones in any capacity. Unconstitutional on its face. He is one of the main reasons the deep state / globalist / Jews are out of power right now. The kikes have abused and denied his constitutional rights repeatedly over the last 5 years.
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>>488427272
Babylon Bee is just a hugbox for safe satire catered to Israel worshipping conservatives
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>>488427671
*Banned.video down, but stream is up on rumble and klowd TV, he said trustee left the building now
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>>488427720
They started out just making fun of evangelical churches
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>>488427720
if the new infowars is just straight up parody without an obvious bias i think they'd do pretty well
not betting on it but i would love it personally
it's not like alex is going anywhere
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>>488427680
>Trump announces Alex as press secretary
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>>488422704
It's hard to even tell because so much of what I see from them is reposts from years and years ago
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Alex deserves this for being a pussy for so many years. ITS DUH CHICOMS! Pfft, retard.
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>>488421959
Isn't the onion already didn't pretty poorly financially? Seems like a dumb move to spend millions of dollars on something you won't be able to make any money off of.
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>>488427255
every single Kelly Comic is a masterpiece.
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>>488427989
Not the highest bidder wins. It is a secret auction.
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HUMILLIATION RITUAL
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>>488427989
Like they would be the ones paying for it anyway.
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>>488427989
It's a famous brand, arguably bigger than The Onion itself. And the auction includes a studio and a ton of other assets.
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Speeding in this epic bread
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>>488427499
No
Over 2 trillion dollars
And they told him he couldn’t claim bankruptcy.
It was never about getting money for the sandy hook families, because jones was making good money and paying them off , its was always about shutting him down.
The FBI and courts admitted this repeatedly. He never even got a trial , the judge declared him guilty and told jury he was guilty and to decide how much he owned. He wasn’t even allowed to say he was innocent on the stand , literally.
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>>488423019
>>488423019
Retard
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>>488428197
Sneeding* damn phone fag autocorrect
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>>488421959
That's funny is that when the Onion starting getting political they were against the very same evils Jones stands against. Now they're foot soldiers on behalf of the same evils.
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>>488421959
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>>488428312
the state is evil
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>>488428322
Yep, this is it. This is mohegan
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>>488427989
You can bet the corrupt state (((Jews))) paid the onion the money it needed to buy info wars.
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>>488421959
>GlobalTetrahedron
>the flag is a dodecahedron
Is this the fabled American education I keep hearing about?
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>>488427989
they got money from other people and bought it at a secret auction, alex had other people who bid on it so they probably made it hidden so the onion could pay less then the actual bids. Just a total scam humiliation ritual.
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>>488421959
A moment of silence for the frens in the bad timeline
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LIVE FUNCTIONS TERMINATED
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>>488426333
>Sale was illegal
Them's some numbers of pure copium kek
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>>488428923
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>488428524
All these people / companies that are a threat to the state are either bought up with jew money or closed down with lawfare. Jones wouldn’t shut up and wouldn’t sell , so they squashed him.
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>>488428923

https://banned.video/watch?id=5b92a1e6568f22455f55be2b
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>>488429022
The truth is always copium to the Jew
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>>488424368
Cope and seethe you humorless faggot
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my God my surplus of superbetabeetcoloncleanser pills will be worth billions now!
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>>488429301
>Everyone is Jew but me
The delusion is always retarded if it's from a Schizo.
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>>488429196
And it’s the essence of the Jew
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>>488427272
>Babylon Bee claimed their throne
Babylon Bee just mines the chans. Shitpost here long enough and eventually you'll see them steal your posts.
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>>488421959
Bullshit news buys bullshit news
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>>488429451
No just the Jews , Jew
Show flag kike
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Trust operation trust, you have more than you know, israel first, the tiny white hat patriots are in full control. Trust the plan, trust operation trust!}
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>>488422704
>Is the Onion still funny?
No, they went pozzed years ago. Babylon Bee mogs it now
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>>488428602
The Jews controlling the US government , FBI and the judicial system certainly are.
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>>488423861
That makes as much sense as anything
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>>488423909
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>>488423737
hope so
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>>488423861
But so many 'conspiracy theories' have actually turned out to be true, kek
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>>488421959
I fail to see the logic of this purchase. The brand is valueless without Jones. Websites are basically valueless without content; and the content from Infowars has no syndication value.
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>>488429812
>Babylon Bee mogs it now
the finest pure unadulterated copium
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>>488430233
the logic is that punishing far right grifters in the only way that truly hurts them - in the wallet - is really, really funny
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So, I guess they took the websites offline but the live feed still going for now
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>>488430443
No, that would only explain why jones was forced to sell. What doesn't make sense is anyone being willing to buy it.
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>>488427872
Dude the main advertiser for the new InfoWars is Everytown for Gun Safety, it's joever
https://www.everytown.org/press/the-onion-with-the-support-of-sandy-hook-families-acquires-infowars-and-announces-everytown-for-gun-safety-as-exclusive-advertiser-for-launch-along-with-multi-year-agreement/
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>>488430233
They're turning the Inforwars™ brand into an Onion-style parody. Everyone's getting fired all the assets are being liquidated, if there's anything left. All the Onion bought was the brand.
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The world is a stage broken up into acts.
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>>488422704
they should hire sam hyde and the other fags and dykes they were really funny
we had some 90's music tv stations that had hosts with similiar mentality and were able to create a community for themselves that was able to produce some of the most important subculture content of german history since 1945
pretty sure if someone could unite them the world would be in for some serious content
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>>488430233
Information suppression and censorship.
Too many conspiracy theories turned out to be true, so they had to go.
In a way, it was the only way Infowars can die: by doing its job.
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>>488422446
Alex Jones isn't allowed on jewtube & hasn't been for a decade.
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>>488424147
It's still hella funny.
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>>488430593
The real new Infowars already has a studio setup right down the street ready to go, they just need to say the name of it and everyone will switch over while this worthless onion purchase will just fade away to obscurity like MSNBC with no viewers and no rating
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>>488422704
They are just lame version of Babylon Bee now
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>>488430593
That's too bad. Could have been funny. At least I know where the money came from (Mike Bloomberg) now
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>>488430964
Already did that, it's @AJNlive on xwitter. Apparently they're ready to switch the input as soon as the current stream is dead.
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>>488430712
But, again, the brand is nothing without the people behind it. For a similar example, look at what happened to Drudge after they changed editorial direction. Their page may still have readers, but almost none of them are people who read the page before the change.

So they succeed in kicking out Jones, and they'll have some sort of masturbation hangover about if for a while. But after the schadenfreude wars off, they're still stock with an overvalued piece of property which can't approach past earnings.

>>488430882
Maybe, and a reasonable argument, but it wont' work, of course.
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>>488426955
I asked that while my dad was still alive. I remember when he got banned from youtube my dad said "Infowars is shut off.". I explained to him that he could still watch it from the website and he ignored me. He never watched the show again.
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>>488423861
This is a kike’s wet dream. To mock the goyim who push back the most on their jewishness on a website they used to own.
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>>488426717
Stopped being funny when they apologized for shit talking a niglet as a bit.
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>>488422704
The Onion has been bought and sold to 5 different companies in the last 10 years.
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This is sad I need to hit the info wars store and buy a shirt or something
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>>488431236
Yes I agree with you that it's a bad move. If the Onion was funny maybe they would have a chance at turning Inforwars into a successful parody of itself but I don't think they have the writers for that. I'm just saying that's their logic. I mean, the brand was bought during a bankruptcy auction. They probably got a good deal and there's not much at stake here.

And Alex Jones will be remaking his show under the "Alex Jones show" so it's not like anything is really being lost here.
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>>488431701
Hah, the infowarsstore.com domain is still up.
Do what you need to.
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>>488431180
Yea thanks, I'm watching the stream on Roku idk if Klowd TV app on Roku will switch over or if I have to switch to rumble on my big TV or what
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>>488431701
Little late kek
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>>488431827
>so it's not like anything is really being lost here.
only his studio, products, employees, customer lists, websites, 30 years of work oh and the infowars name.
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>>488422558
one black dildo, an n95 mask, and a BLM fist on the wall behind you. what a hero
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>>488423931
Pretty sure the contract would be void
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>>488423931
you can't force someone to show up at work in america, even with a contract, at worst they will have to pay a pre-agreed amount of damages to end the contract period early.
funny enough, this is because of the 13th amendment's prohibition of slavery.
https://scholarship.law.wm.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?httpsredir=1&article=1073&context=facpubs
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>>488431180
Jones said his show would continue on seamlessly
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>>488431846
>>488431701
It's the AlexJonesStore now I think
https://thealexjonesstore.com/
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>>488426955
Didn’t he get his start on radio?
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>>488421959
Musk should have bought it and returned it to Alex
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>>488430882
>Too many conspiracy theories turned out to be true
Really?
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>>488432311
Yeah, that's the new one.
Man, I'll miss the InfoWars name.
It got a nice ring to it.
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>>488432311
>>488431846
>>488431701
https://alexjones.network/
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>>488430585
Jews put up the money and used the onion as a shell company.
And jones didn’t sell it , the state did.
Totally illegal and unconstitutional from beginning to end.
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>>488432111
But all of that is worthless anyway. Like >>488431236 said that's all just minor details when the real value is in Alex Jones himself. I also think you're exaggerating shamelessly by saying he's losing 30 years of work. Everything is archived, etc. If you really want to blame someone then blame Alex himself for being a moron and talking himself into bankruptcy.
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>>488423861

The issue is they will not be allowed to do this. In order to mock said conspiracy theories you must understand them well enough to laugh st them.

Knowledge is getting too dangerous to even laugh about for anyone who is not borderline mentally retarded.
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>>488422775
hahahaha
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>>488432575
Yes really
ALL of them !
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>>488432575
lurk moar
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>>488432575
https://x.com/HarrisonHSmith/status/1658998667578097664
A surprising amount, actually.
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>>488423861
>>488432708
there's an inherent poe's law problem
>extremism is indistinguishable from satire thereof
they don't have a way around this, I doubt they plan to make some kind of info-wars-but-satire, more likely they are buying it for the memes and will let the IP rot in digital storage after a few weeks
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>>488429639
I am not at all surprised by this
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>>488425471

There are no free markets you goof. Fucking boomer still living in the fog of the late 20th century.
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>>488432864
>https://x.com/HarrisonHSmith/status/1658998667578097664
kek got 'em
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>>488424147
That was like 20 years ago
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>>488425471
>FREE MARKET
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>>488421959
prediction
its gonna be like infowars of old format wise
but instead of alex jones its gonna be
vaush contrapoints keffals so on and so forth topics like hrt on children is great actually
editor in chief gabrielle giffords or
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Leftoids are so bad at satire they're just resorting to lawfare and IP theft and calling it satire.
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>>488432575

...lol bro you are delusional. You have no idea how bad things truly are. BTW the recent diddy scandals hide stuff even worse than the Saville cases from the UK if you can believe it.

How ideologically captured are you faggots? Fucks sake
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jones was a ZOG shill
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>>488432688
One thing the Jews tried to do was say they owned ALL of jones work from the last 30 years , so they could collect it all and destroy it and also sue any one that reproduced his work anywhere on paper , internet , on the air. So all evidence of their crimes was gone forever.
Jones never sold his work and never claimed owner ship , he said it was free for any one to reuse any way they wanted , so the new owners (((Jews)))have no legal claim to any of it. Lmao
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>>488431338
Very fitting since they usurped Jones and Co via a faked event that never happened
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>>488422704
The video they did where they listed all of the people Trump was going to have executed once he was sworn into office was pretty funny. I believe they said Pete buttigieg decapitated on day one kek.
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>>488433382
They can’t build anything
They don’t have the capacity
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>>488433606
Yes very fitting for Jews
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>>488431701
He's got a knife for sale through this sponsorship but it's a little too expensive for me. Only 550 of them made
https://dmoknives.com/
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>>488433584

Nah he is a remnant of the Bircher boomers. Lighten up on these older guys. They were trained from childhood to see nazis and fascists as legit spiritual opposites of America.

What they do not realize or want t9 realize is America was the beginning, the masonic enterprise to bring in the satanic aeon. The jew kabals and satanic bloodline elites control it. It was not the commies, they were just a means of rapid industrialization of the Asian continent and to act as an antithesis to market capitalism. The blend of these and the spiritual successors of the masonic revolutions were the Anglo American elites in conjunction with powerful European, Jew and Asian bloodlines.

The Birchers were out of their depth. Near the end the heads of the society started to see but it was too late.
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>>488421959
The left won.
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>>488432571
It wasn’t an open auction
The Jews didn’t take the highest bid , they basically sold info wars to themselves
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>>488434643
Destruction of everything isn’t winning
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Stream is still up, Harris just said Alex will go live in 17 minutes from the new studio
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>>488423861
how will that be any different from the real thing?
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>>488435063
*Harrison (Smith) not Hyena Harris
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>>488435063
Jews lose
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>>488421959
>not-funny-since-1998 media company who lost relevancy buys up closed media outlet thinking they'll own the right
Oh lawd, these niggers will never get it, will they?
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>>488421959
pfffhahahahahaha
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>>488425066
But that's literally what Alex Jones already was
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>>488435156
Yes the horrors you Jews have produced in this world are unbelievable
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>>488435297
Audio is out though on live stream but video still playing
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>>488434997
oof. who was allowed to bid on it??
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>>488435508
secret auction, secret bidders approved by the bankruptcy court, everyone involved signed an NDA and subject to immediate gag order
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>>488435391
Another damage control kike
Jones was getting 50 to 100 million viewers per show , because people want to know the truth , you Jews just could have that.
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>>488435456
A deep state attack
Just add your own dialogue
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>>488435049
how is it destruction?
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>>488435508
In reality , just the kike controlled onion.
Jones said there were several supporters ready with cash to buy it and let him run it without interference.
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New stream found
https://rumble.com/v5pawl2-the-alex-jones-network-247-feed.html
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new stream up @AJNlive
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1djGXrdDrvdxZ
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I lost my infowars fidget spinner, I hope he sells more.
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>>488435889
Closing down all opposition media
That’s destructive to all free countries.
I forgot you Canuck are a full on fascist state now.
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>>488436133
Thanks.
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>>488436300
The Onion is opposition media to western neoliberal news...
>>488436300
We've been fascist since the 1940s, creature.
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>>488436169
so why are they doing the meme snow and blurry background on @realalexjones but showing the normal ads on @ajnlive
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INFOMERCIAL WARS SOLD
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>>488435620
I had no idea that was even legal. Shows what an op this was. If the families actually wanted damages they'd let the bid run up. Fuck the New World Order.
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>>488422704
i can't tell the difference between onion articles and real news articles anymore. such is life in clownworld.
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WE
ARE
SO
FUCKIN
BACK!
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>>488437128
They weren't down long, kek
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>>488437249
The AJN was setup a long time ago.
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>secret auction
>secret bids
>everyone under NDA
>Everytown for Gun Safety and Tetrahedron introduce a joint bid
>Tetrahedron promises to actually use its existing assets to create the new Infowars - publishing house, film studio, managerial talent
>Everytown promises the purchase price. secret and unknown but probably in the hundreds of millions of dollars.
>wtf where did Everytown get that? you may ask
>they are entitled to more money from jones than he has...hence the bankruptcy
>that money doesn't exist, it's an IOU from jones. you can't go buy a TV ad for Everytown with it. you can't even use it to get a loan, banks aren't impressed by alex jones IOUs.
>but, if the bankruptcy court allows, you can pledge it for the purchase price of InfoWars
are you starting to get it?
>Everytown pledges the money in the form of jones IOUs
>the IOUs go infowars which is in receivership
>the IOUs now get seized to satisfy the money that infowars' previous owner owes to Everytown
>Everytown gets its IOUs back
>no money changed hands
>yes, alex jones is still subject to having his future income and assets seized to pay for this purchase, at the secret price, agreed to in the secret proceedings. to simplify, he is still liable for any missing IOUs, whoever holds them.
>by the way, in return for (constructively) paying post of the purchase price, Everytown will be the exclusive advertiser on tetrahedron's new InfoWars
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>>488425565
Better that it becomes a parody so people immediately know to file out rather than a slow insidious propaganda campaign using the skin of Infowars like when Reach plc bought out Daily Express.
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>>488437304
Shit it seems to be looping, maybe it will be a few mins beforecthey get it fixxed to show the new studio idk
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AJ ON NOW
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https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1djGXrdDrvdxZ
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1djGXrdDrvdxZ
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1djGXrdDrvdxZ
WE'RE SO BACK
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>>488436486
you realize these guys actually have mixed analog/digital equipment for a dozen mics and cameras and intermediary processing? if you unplug enough things without unplugging the master computer first, you're likely to get analog snow at some point.
I don't think they're above putting on "meme snow" but it's more likely they kept playing ads until someone unplugged cameras -> video processing unit that handles camera switching -> PC used for live editing, graphics, captions, annotations etc. -> another video repeater/switcher -> PC used for streaming
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>>488437550
Nevermind he's live
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inb4 elon buys it back
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>>488437844
it was obviously a loop of snow used for dramatic effect
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>>488422704
>>488422780
The Onion didn't change, you just became radicalised by billionaires
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>>488422446
I assume they will get rid of Jones and they'll turn InfoWars into a satire website where they satirise the kind of conspiracist content that Jones has made for years
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>>488437391
I have a hard time believing so much glowniggery went into sandy hook and taking down infowars, and then a "funny" satire site from 2000 just happened to buy it because someone said it would be funny. No, it's part of a humiliation ritual.
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>>488434437
>hi carbon steel
Ughh. So they won’t even tell you the steel type or handle material? For $400? I was interested but it needs to be quality.
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>>488438097
Alex Jones already moved into a new studio, and he will have 100s or thousands of times the viewers from whatever the onion bought that everyone will leave from, kek
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>>488437835
Also alexjones.network/watch
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>>488438246
Idk I saw the commercial for it yesterday I thought they said all that in the commercial
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>>488437959
I started reading the onion in the 90s
It definitely has changed and you’re a faggot nigger retard if you think it hasn’t
>muh billionaires
lol
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>>488436468
Not anymore moron
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>>488437947
No he's explaining it now
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>>488421959
Makes sense
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>>488438843
bruh I watched it
if you believe that shit you're dumb as hell
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>>488436468
No you had a free country until you Marxist fascist Jews took over 30 years ago.
You better buy a weapon and learn how to use it little comrade
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>>488438935
All this shit happening there with them shutting down everything they don't need any dramatic effects, but either way he's live at a backup studio now getting 100 times the viewers of any MSM lies kek
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>>488421959
The dumb idiots don't realize
>No one says "info wars was right" they say "Alex Jones was right"
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why doesn't alex jones just move to russia or somewhere else he won't get extradited and tell these subhuman niggers to kick rocks
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>>488436664
If those families are legit they should be raising hell right now. In the auction business it would normally be considered very unethical to let something go to a friendly bidder rather than getting the most they possibly can. Maybe even illegal.
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This seems fishy to me. Are they going to use the onion (a literal fake news network) to dilute the credibility of all the work infowars has done over the years? Disgusting.
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>>488422704
It's milquetoast now
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>>488421959
Infowars has been SHUT DOWN by the gobalists.

NEW WEBSITE: https://x.com/AJNlive/
https://alexjones.network/
https://x.com/RealAlexJones

WATCH HERE:
https://alexjones.network/watch

Spread the links far and wide anons.
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>>488439971
Thanks, Infowarrior!
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>>488439670
Also info wars was making A LOT of money for the sandy hook families.
The feds initiated all the families law suits against info wars , paid all legal and other costs IF the families would be the plaintiffs and testify against jones.
The FBI admitted in public ( court documents) and private the cases were brought specifically to Close Info Wars down.
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>>488439971
And here
https://rumble.com/v5pawl2-the-alex-jones-network-247-feed.html
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>>488423665
He ducks Adam Green.
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why is he being forced to pay so unreasonably much
it is not like he is the one who killed people at sandy hook right
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WE MUST DEFEAT THE GLOBALIST COMMUNIST CHINESE PARTY!!
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>>488439735
The way I see it is either he is out of business or he is allowed to keep doing his thing at the cost of now having an onion sticker on his show, maybe he can shield himself under "satire" now but yeah I get your point
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>>488439670
the onion bought infowars with their blessings(sandy hook families)anon
everytown bankrolled the whole thing
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>>488440832
He's already got a new studio and millions of followers and a huge network of like minded individuals and the onion just got some camera equipment that won't amount to shit
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>>488440957
It wasn't even probably the highest bidder. It wasn't an auction.
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>>488438472
Go and suck off Alex Jones - you probably already have
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>>488421959
Get back to me if they're ever funny
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lol so much salt itt
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>>488441263
from what i get it wasnt
everytown gave the funds
and the onion bought it with the shook families blessings
>>488433262my preditcion
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>>488441552
because if it WAS the highest bidder its sure as shit wasnt them
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>thread about the onion
>ctrl-f grabbler
>0 results
Pathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PC8Luqiws
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>>488441674
Kek

It's not new, though... is it?
Imagine them doing this today...
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>>488441674
It's about Alex Jones, formerly known as Infowars and the ridiculous lawfare going on, not some irrelevant comedy site that has no followers and hasn't been funny in years.

That's like a thread about Trump and wondering why nobody is talking about some low level RNC assistant staffer nobody knows or cares about, kek
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>>488442261
The Onion named the jew.
How many times has Alex Jones named the jew, ironically or otherwise?
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>>488421959
but the onion stopped making good content over a decade ago. do they exist simply on ad revenue from content from 2009?
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>>488442750
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>>488442399
As if enough powerful groups haven't been attacking and suing him into oblivion for years. But he does criticize them and the ADL but with a caveat that it's not all Jews

And just in the last week alone his guests and cohosts Gerald Celente, Maria Zee, Harrison Smith, Owen Shroyer, and Royce White all criticized (((them))) on his live shows
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Obvious shill is obvious.
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>>488439971
He's on Ozempic huh?
That or chemo
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>>488438097
It would be baller if they kept him on and let him say whatever. While producing their onion content under the Infowars brand.
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>>488422446
There is none. As they say, Alex Jones IS the brand, without him, without Owen, without, Harrison, without the crew, without the guest, it's nothing, this is just a way they can take from him and tarnish and disgrace the name, and they can feel like they got a trophy, that's it. Alex will still carry on, his crew will carry on.
Allegedly the onion is going to turn it into a satire site where they do a caricature of Alex and people like him, it's going to be cancer. We've seen this kind of thing before.
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>>488444411
>berndt has his way
with numbers
'verification not required
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>>488443175
A few times back in the day. Then then ADL raided his studio once and scared him.
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>>488440418
He wasn't allowed to present ANY evidence in his defense.
It probably wasn't even a trial, he probably doesn't even have to pay. They probably told the S.H. parents that they know about the fakery, but will let them get away with their $26+ million in donations and stay out of jail if they all put on a big crying show to take down AJ
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>>488422321
Sure does: https://alexjones.network/

He's already got the studio and everything up and running:
https://rumble.com/v5pawl2-the-alex-jones-network-247-feed.html



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