Come watch niggers beg for their freedomChat is enabled editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsVv6eQoMbk
TYBChat will be disabled soon, I'm sure.
Gm and tyb
>>488425710TYBURGER and good day today everyone
TYB. Good morning frens
What's a revocation? How is that different from parole?
>>488425950Good morning Burger how's your day?
Glad Barras is heading. LeDouche kind of sucks at it
TYB morning everyone
>>488425954>Commit crime>Found guilty, go to prison>Ask for parole, get granted>Fuck up your parole and get arrested again>Have hearing on whether to let you back out, or go back to jail^^You are here^^^
gm frens
THAT'S A MAN
>>488425954Niggers currently on parole fucked it up and have to beg to not be sent back to the hole
What the fuck is with that haircut sheboon....
>>488425954Person is in prisonPerson gets paroled and let out earlyPerson commits another crimePerson is put back in prisonPerson goes before the boardBoard decides whether to revoke their parole (meaning the person has to serve the rest of their original sentence plus whatever the new charges are) or to not revoke and lets them back out
>>488425954Revocation is someone who was on parole and out in the real world. They broke the rules of their parole (which mostly boil down to don't do crimes, get a job, go to your meetings, etc) so now they have to explain it to panel who decide if they go BACK to jail or are really sorry and can stay out.
So the sheboon did nothing
>uh I took classes n shiet>I ain't did nuthin>I do classes on a tablet
I took classes, and I took classes, and I didn't get a write up, and I took classes.
>>488425710This dude has obviously been sleeping with all of the inmates to avoid being beat up.
>i git on mah tablit
Oh my god this is painful
>>488426163ahoy toothpaste
TYBThis prison is a shitshow.
>women in charge of being competent
Oh wait, it's a woman? lmao
>um, well, um, um, um, well, I got do classesHoly fucking rocks for brains
doctor vachina williams
>doctor
Hello frens, how are you going today?>I tune in and the first thing I hear is Dr LaTonya
>>488426355Checked good morning Burger and what a beautiful drawing it really captures the coonery
she haz dem keedz
>Today's docket
Her nose is weirding me out
>>488426541>Identity theftsounds interesting
>>488426541only 3!?
This has to be a man surely? I would bet my life on it.
>>488426487I'm doing good anon what about you?
10 years for 4 duis?
>The case has been assigned to Mr. PratorI never want to hear those words said to me
>>488426541We've also got at least 4 revocations
>>488426511yeah i saved that one from a thread about a year ago, always makes me kek>>488426541plus a bunch of revocations, lets get comfy!
>DUI'd on parole.That's a deny.
>current04 WILLIAMS, LATONYA 00720854 B/F 08/21/1976 LTC 04/16/2025 CDO SPD 03 10/23/2024 391982 OPER-VEHICLE-INTOXICATED 4TH
>>488426589It is pretty hard to tell when it comes to niggers
>2 years of ten year sentenceShouldn't have bothered
hard labor my fucking ass
ten years seems rather excessive and hard labor? damn
>"Your case has been assigned to Mr Prator">Omae wa mou shindeiru
>>488426600I'm doing great! I'm trying to look for a new construction house to buy.
1 class...it's over
>>488426560Why is her left eye bigger then her right eye>>488426751That's good to hear
muh opiates
her facial expression when told to take more substance abuse classes
Denied
has prator ever granted?
>>488426816>Why is her left eye bigger then her right eyedoing drugs does that to you
Ewwww what the fuck snot is coming out of the sheboon's nose
is that snot running out of her nose? is she high?
Is that a rash or a tat on her neck?
>>488426702I don't know what they make the women do, but at Angole they have a straight up vegetable farm that chained up niggers are forced to work while officers with guns ride around on horses.Did I mention the prison used to be a former slave plantation?
damn what a waste of time these things are lmao
>>488426936Yes, plenty of times, he has become a lot harder recently though
Hey frens, hope you're all continuing to rise up.
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>>488426975there's no way they're working more than 20% of the pace of a mexican vegetable picker at best
>>488427050Please be easy on the eyes
>>488426963>>488426969
>>488427050You boys ever see what 40 years of Meth does to a woman?
>>488427050I can already feel my penis shrivelling up
>>488425710TYBplease excuse my faggotry, but could you add the LPBG acronym to the bakes?i bereeve it has been standard procedure, and as we are united in our luls of caged niggers, it should remind us of our duty to lul--despite the lefty fags who try to demoralize our cinemagood morning friends, niggers, and retards
Have any of you watched the show "Your Honor"? I started it yesterday, and it's set in Louisiana. Anyway, the first half is in their prison system and I started to recognize all the prisons. They are imprisoned in Orleans Parish (OPP aka the prison that takes years between cases) and they also go to Angola. Made me think of the best bread in this hellhole.
>>488427147I just think it is funny that Louisiana is so aggressively based that they have chained up niggers working the fields on a former slave plantation in the modern era. And everyone still refers to the prison by the name of the slave plantation.
>>488427150>Please be easy on the eyes>SCHEDULE I & SCHEDULE IIOutlook not so good
>>488427348Good morning and I second with adding LPBG to the OP
holy trailer trash i can smell the maverick menthols already
TRANSITION CENTERTRANS mfw
>>488425710tyb
She's... not hideous?
>>488427480She even looks like your typical addict
>>488427576whoa there city slicker. we aint got not no mavricks here in louieana
>>488427473and Meyer the Denier has a slave plantation map on the wall of his office and even uses it for when he greenscreens.
>Heroin>SuboxoneA true doctor, and they say you can't self medicate.
>was a drug addictshe tripped at the starting line
Wouldn't it be kinder to let these sorts keep going till they overdose themselves? Cheaper too
Not bad for 40Heroin, Heroin, and Suboxone.
>>488427663I have a feeling makeup is doing most of the legwork here
>>488427663You can tell she has applied some make up
her mango
>>488426991It’s one of those things bleeding hearts love and force society to have. However, the bleeding hearts don’t realize how pointless it is for certain “people.”
"keeping my nose clean"i doubt it lol
>my main goalbitch didnt say the riff raff line, missed opp lmao
>i WAS a drug addictIt is already ogre
Hello Friends!Here's a doodle from yesterday's parole board hearing>60 year old man>In a wheelchair>Arrested for selling drugs>Prator asks:>Have you ever heard the saying 'you can't teach an old dog new tricks?'>uhhhhh.. I have
that poor old man
>>488427730
Looks like her brain is only half fried.
>Father is willing to take her back.I'll allow it. Grant.
>>488427838Amazing art Burger
Could you speak a little louder mister?
>>488427838exellent
>>488427838Steve "I'll deny hospice care" Prator
Are they going to tell him his mic is fucked?
Why is Newt Gingrich on the stand?
>>488427999Checked and no
thank you very much...
"Thank you very much"
>".....hurrr.....hurrr.....durrr.....">"thank you very much"
Here come the crocodile meth-riddled tears
>>488427838lmao nice
>>488428077He is in the same room as them so they board likely heard him clearly
lol you know you're a real winner when the cops know you on sight.
She's getting denied
Not to get all lolbert on you guys but throwing people in tax payer funded prisons for drug possession is retarded. Meanwhile Tyrone can go around killing and raping and he will get a slap on the wrist
>4th felony offender.>not even 2 years.She's Toast.>No classes.Burnt toast.
>No classesShe's fucked
>>488425710comfy as fuck pepe
>>488428208100%
OP your thread ended up on my block list, idk what triggered it. I thought they are removing louisiana parole threads
>I don't know yet
>>488428277Checked and yup she's getting denied hard
this woman is a mess
ogre
icouldhavesavedher.jpeg
>>488428333Morning and checked Boobanon
>>488428333The body doesn't fit with the face
>>488428333release her
>What's sober living>"I'm not sure yet"
watching the stream. This is actually making me sad...
>Sober Living>What's that?>I don't knowShe is cooked.
What in gods name is she blathering about?
>>488428416
Do you think you could get a pretty good high if I smoked her tears?
Do they even need a sexutive session?Figured it would be deny off the bat
>>488428333
Maybe a methhead woman can survive?
>>488428452If this makes you sad then wait until you listen to the pedo hearings
>>488428452they did this shit to themselves don't forget that
>>488428427>>488428468I think they asked "Which Sober living", as in which half-way house group she was going to go to. She doesn't have a place set up, yet.
>>488428494now that fits
>>488428452This doesn't even make us flinch, stick around long enough, and murder will become a family friendly crime.
>>488428224There have been cases where the latter gets denied a lot but yes I see your point and Burger you know why that happens>Jews
>>488428333I'm going to vote grant on the condition that you put those in my face.
>>488428738kek
>>488428452You weren't here yesterday for the 11 counts of incest or the grandma rapist?
Missed the first half hour of the stream, what'd i miss?
>>488428333nice trips boobanon
>>488428681Correct you are toothpasteanon
>>488428494Yeah...
>>488428807this is my first time watching a parole hearing
>>488428839Nothing notable finfren, just in time for some revocations!
>>488428839A drunk driving nigress who dindu any classes got denied and now we have this methhead currently being denied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ABpWhY5XzkThis is a fun mini-doc about Angola that came about a while ago, but still relevant. It helps explain why there is so much religious talk from the inmates.
wait,no. it is punishment
>>488428333Checked and hail to the king
WHAT DAT MEAN
>ok so what does that mean
>>488428807>You weren't here yesterday for the 11 counts of incest or the grandma rapist?I think you're getting confused anon, pawdaddy was a couple of years ago
>Okay, so what does that mean?
QUANTRELL
>ok so what does that meanLast thing I expected to hear
>QuantrellI wonder what ethnicity this fine gentleman would be.
>>488428949Alright, thanks>>488428494wouldn't
>Quantrell StevensonLet me guess, domestic abuse and/or battery?
>>488428506Yes
>QuantrellSounds like a study of some form of science in niggerdom. Like quantrell mechanics or something.
>>488429099Japanese
>>488429005No bro there was a real freaky SO yesterday. Raped a 70+ year old terminal cancer patient when he was 17 and ate her pussy.
>>488429160>Raped a 70+ year old terminal cancer patient when he was 17 and ate her pussy.Sounds like my kind of guy, sorry I missed it
It's been so logn since I joined one of these threads, I have missed you niggers. Did Stella neck himself yet?
>>488429160>>488429005I fell asleep during that hearing and only saw multiple anons going batshit before I shut my eyes
>>488429268don't speak that name, you'll summon itit did seem to be around a few weeks ago, but without namefagging
>>488429265Rolling
>>488429108Most likely, almost all of them are revoked for domestic battery or drugs, more rarely for having guns as convicts.
>>488429099Sounds Irish
>>488429268it showed up in a car chase thread the other day so no
>>488429265Rolling for Darquo Brown!
>>488429222>>488429295Those types really do make the best hearings.
Good morning y'all.
>>488428238>4th felony offendergreat blondie song
What's he thinking right now?
>Glasses>Educated N-word
>>488429160>Raped a 70+ year old terminal cancer patient when he was 17 and ate her pussy.And apparently the 17 year old said a bunch of horrible things during the raping, which Barras refused to repeat but just said they were horrible
>>488429099It must be rough to be from Africa dude. A continent eternally associated with niggers :c
kek they got the wrong guy
>>488429498>"SHHHEEEEEEIIIIT">"muh dik"
>>488429498>fuck nigga shieeeet
He isn't even the right nigger
I am routinely amazed at how often they fuck up the order
kwantrell where yo ass is!?
>got the wrong quantrell stevensonKek can't blame em niggers all look the same.
>>488429546thankfully for him the sahara exists
>>488429582>>488429597Most prisons are run by other niggers. It’s not surprising.
>Dat was literally some other nigga
>We got witnessesI've seen this one many times beforeThe charge will be domestic battery, the witnesses will be the woman he beat up, and she'll say "He never beat me up"Then the board will read the police report and say "We have photos of you with a broken jaw, how did that happen?"
>>488429498>These niggas don't know I leveled up through crime and am now Sextrell
it is literally the same guy without glasses....
>>488429597To be fair, how are you supposed to know which nigger is Quantrell in a room full of niggers
>>488429160His accomplice also held her hand while the raping was happening.
>>488429651And they all look the same
>>488429498
>>488429546It's alright here, it's not great, but it's not subsaharan Africa either.
>>488429682lol i was thinking the same thing next it'll be him with a fake mustache
This one's gonna be good, calling it now
>Stepped outside took of glasses.>Is now a different nigger.
>>488429712Lol that too
>>488429760yessur
>>488429682>short but kind of tall>wears glasses but not that daydeez niggas is slippery
>>488429760Lmao he looks like the same guy from earlier just took off his glasses.
This niggers hairline is running away
>>488429760God damn that is one Slack Jawed retard stare.
>Pleads guilty>Prator in chargeIt's over.
ROWKEESHA!?
These nog names are just out of hand
>The way she walked to the podiumWhat the fuck?
>>488429145>quantrellWasn't there a group called, "quantrells raiders" during the civil war?
This dude's upper lip is 250% larger than his bottom lip.
wtfis she speaking english?
>>488429912Yeah she was limping a bit
no idea what this sheboon is saying. something about adhd medication
Man I hope I never get a felony, life seems impossible once you get one. Maybe I should move to Oregon so I don't have to worry about getting a felony for possession
So many dutch people in this thread. If any of you pannenkoeken have gone outside in the last few days, please tell me what the consensus on Amsterdam happening is
>>488429931Thanks Burger I can't unsee it now
>>488429918https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantrill's_Raiders
>>488429918>Quantrell raidersQuantrill's raiders, they were confederates.
kwantrezkitreeand roylteedid I hear those names correctrly?
>>488429918Close. It was the Quantrill Raiders. The best part is they were staunch Confederates.
>>488429987consensus is that jews win and everyone else loses, as usual.
She is lying her ass off
>>488429987Surprisingly no one at my workplace talks about it except for people mentioning it here and there but that's about it
>>488430064kek
>>488429994It's like his bottom lip has its own mustache lol
>they lyinEvery time
there was no gun? but didn't dr quantrell plead guilty?
the echoey podium mic is abysmal
>I'm guilty of having a gun>There was no gun at allDoes she think this is helping him?
>my son is mentally ill
heezz mentally ill
Damn, I can't understand a single word, she must be speaking in Swahili
>>488430064niggers are truly amazing when it comes to names
>>488429665>he ain't never pointed no gun at me>the police report says he took the gun from your pocket Prophetic
>Police be lying>My son was just dreaming he pointed his gun at me.
This nigger is getting denied
>>488430186I think they're using the mic from the camera kek
Ok, now I'm confused, is this woman his mom or what? Why is she talking about planning to get married?
>Getting uppity with the board.That's a REVOKE.
dis da furst tayme I seen duh gun
>>488430230she can't even speak English, she sure as shit doesn't know any of her native languages
>>488429943I am always amazed our ESL bros can get through these hearings, between the audio quality and the nogsluring even I have a hard time occasionally.
>>488430273His baby momma or boo or shawty or whatever.
>>488430273It's his girlfriend. "Dey have a chuld togetter"
>>488430273It's his baby momma, she's blatantly lying to try to get him off
3 dif daddies?Lawdy! These names
>>488430294Such has led to many a downfall of the common nog.
>in the past couple yearsdoes not compute to the nigger
Has anyone ever chimped live during the hearing?
>bitch ur lyingnigress trying to change her statement: shieeeeet
this should be good
>revoked in a monthHmm, model prisoner
can't go 37 days without being a criminal.
How many days were you out before you got revoked>37
>Barely lasted a month out of jailIt's like those animals that can't survive in the wild.
>>488430414A good few times, there was a family member who majorly chimped yesteday. It was the first time an audience member got kicked from the meeting
>>488430414Yesterday a nigger chimped out and started freestyling
>no domestics sir>been arrested for a few other crimes at home but no domestics
LMAO she is interrupting the board!
>>488430532the return day i missed, fuck
Don't most people fail their parole because once you get a felony no one will hire you?
Prator is just a one man army. Is he more comfy than Alvin?
>>488430532>What you get the gun for??Made chuckle
>>488430414You have no idea Giovanni, we live for those moments.
What is so hard to understand about this question?
>>488430414To varying degrees, but usually on the lesser end because they are already in prison surrounded by a bunch of guards that would love a reason to kick the convict's teeth in.Yesterday we had a righteous chimpout from family of a murder victim.
>>488430608Imagine Alvin and Prator on the board together. One can only dream
>>488430586This in irl
>>488430414>>488430535He was the victims brother in opposition IIRC & he was totally justified. Brotha was spittin fire so hard they ejected him from the call
>I know what I'm trying to say but I don't wanna say something inappropriateSAY IT
>need an executive session so they can say the N word out loud
>>488430535Link? Sounds great
>>488430601no there are a shit ton of programs that have biz hire felons for tax breaksemployment is an issue because jamal doesnt like stocking shelves or doing the dishes for $10/hr so they get lippy and get fired/dont show up for work lol
>>488430608Prator hates us, he has been cucking us of details at every opportunity he can, recently Barras has been giving us all the gruesome details.
>>488430532I'm going to need a link, a timestamp and preferably a couple of beers, anon
The question is - will they believe this """witness?"""
>"Board members how do i call this nog a black ass nigger without actually saying 'black ass nigger'?"
>>488430662Don't do that to me anon. It would be too much for me to handle.
lmfao I feel so sorry for the board. Imagine getting a two week break from this. You come back all refreshed, and immediately get dumped into two back to back days of uppity chimps.
>No bitches?
>>488430485>You be free 37 days>I ain't never seen you without no glasses>Sho'Quisha, I...>Cortez, get the glock
>>488430736It's an insurance issue for most
this is somewhat unusual
The board has been flying through these cases since they came back. They want to get to their weekend ASAP
>>488430746https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFbfQ0FVpCgAbout 2 hours in I think, just look for the meeting with the whole hood in there
>grant me my freedom if you dont mindI mind
>Grant me my freedom back, please, if you don't mind.
Quantrell Dingle
DENIEDENIED
>...if you don't mind :3Denied
>>488430732>>488430746https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GFbfQ0FVpCg
>>488430532Has the anon doing the hall of fame added this in?
>Jail ain't for meWhat a terrible reason to want parole
>I realized that jail ain't for meWell shit, let him out then
>>488430864They should hire Brennan back, he would have been by now already.
>>488430732All the past lives are on Youtube.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-r0vLfdUmE&t=17096s
any bakers around? i gotta grab lunchalso taking food requests
>>488430732Found it https://youtu.be/GFbfQ0FVpCg?t=10028
based tim bell jr.
>>488430991Ah shit I didn't add the timestamp which wad 2:47:00
3 down1 waiting6 in queueThey're plowing ahead
>>488431062Thanks for the save
as usual, niggers are too stupid to under stand basic rules or simple instructions.>don't live in house with unsecured gun>lives in house with unsecured gun
>>488431062bless you brother
>>488431060I run a small bakery. Get whatever is the daily special.
>>488431172That or it's just retarded levels of ego>sheeit mane they ain't gonna find dis
>>488431060Lemme get uh a diablo sammich and a Dr. Pepper
>>488431060Now that you mention it I'm also getting something to eat
Baking hang tight
>>488431060I'll bake.
>>488431060c'awn bred an rhibs
>>4884310902:55:45
>>488431062The Louis Vuitton shirt on Melvin The Hutt is peak Burgerpunk
>>488430991lool that lady trying to get his attention to shut him up
Don't going baking all at once. Should be hanging tight to page 8 at least
NEW BREAD:>>488431406>>488431406>>488431406>>488431406>>488431406
>>488431267and make it snappy!
>>488428927Welcome leaf, these are the most comfy threads in existence.
What is this drunken mumbling?
test
>>488425710Nigger