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Come watch niggers beg for their freedom after killing people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsVv6eQoMbk

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/ourboy/ is out
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TYB
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How long until he gets out of custody? Is it same day or is there a waiting period?
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>second one got out
Get your shit together prator
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lots of fine upstanding citizens of the state of Louisiana have been fucking up the conditions of their parole recently it seems
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>>488442239
waiting period to process the paperwork
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>>488442239
probably some days or weeks for the paperwork to make its way through the system
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>>488442239
from 12 to 72 hours. maybe more. maybe less. depends.
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so many revocations today. the board is spoiling us
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im out
tired of niggers
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>Schellenger
My spidey senses tell me that no white man would spell his last name this way.
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>>488442224
lmao no fucking way
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TYB

I wish they would scroll down so we can see how many are left.
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>>488442101
>Come watch niggers beg

tyb
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Hello Friends, what do you think Thanksgiving will be like at the various board member's houses?
I bet meemaw and sheryl are going to cook something delicious.
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>>488442243
he was a certified fork lift driver so cut prator a little slack on this one i think
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>>488442339
Nigger fatigue is real.
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>>488442434
>Jeffrey Schellenger
Reminds me of Schillinger from Oz.
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>>488442356
We literally had a nigger come onto the stream named Chuck Sneed. These streams know no bounds when it comes to silliness.
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It's 10 in the morning and you faggots are watching parole board hearings. Don't you faggots have jobs? Fucking neet faggots.
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>>488442588
it is clearly noon
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Finally some people of color
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>>488442588
1PM on the east coast and we DO have jobs
but still watch this
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>>488442325
>cool autumn parole hearing
>negroe forgets his file is in front of the board
>the pen marks 'revocation"
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A fucking Klingon!?
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>he's white
That's a twist.
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>>488442547
most realistic prison show of all time
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looks like a 90's alt-rock singer
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i just saw cunny in their prime
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Rapides means fast (plural) in french, so make this one fast Barras.
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>>488442588
at work right now nigger
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Zombies are here.
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>>488442787
Same. Sucks they went outside to this fucking ghoul.
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Now that's a well stocked supply of cooler water
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Finally, I can understand someone speaking, kek.
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>baby mama drama
>he stole his own TV
grim
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TODAY ON /LPBG/: WOMEN BE TRIPPIN
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>stole his TV from his girlfriends house
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>bad things happened to him
>he's a good boy
DENIED
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I wonder if the prisoners are allowed to use the vending machines.
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>>488442588
why are you here nigger?
shouldn't you be at mcdonalds making us some nuggets?
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He a good boy
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>>488443038
there is more to this story
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this is a fantastic statement of support
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>>488442767
There was all kinds of unrealistic silly shit in there but it was great and this general would love it.
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>>488443055
Depends on the prison. In some cases, yes. Prison work-sites will have things like that.
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hocus pocus bibbledy boo
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>>488443147
i saw it only recently and it felt like watching a surreal dream of a prison with how the cinematography and sets are
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>tfy your retard cousin can't make it to your parole hearing
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Danny Barras waits for nobody. Tell your boyfriend to hurry up lady
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>>488442456
Looks beautiful Burger
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>>488443163
At least he can get some sweets or a coke if they end up revoking him.
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>9495
about to get myself a tv
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>casually revealing the garage code
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>>488443220
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>The door code was 9495
Time to rob that bitch.
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>>488443307
no
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>>488443042
had full access and only removed his tv?

they should arrest her and let him out
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>>488443307
Oh god
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>>488443307
like that scene in the shining
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>>488443357
you knew it was coming
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>>488443220
Fucking kek
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>>488443307
sometimes you should stop and ask yourself "should I really do this?"
the answer is always yes
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This person has specific swag.
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>>488443489
That drug addict swag
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>lock
Is he Sams son?
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>>488443489
pov you're about to buy the shittiest weed of all time
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>this video shows you kicking in the door
>"well, i didn't"
>...okay, but then why does the video show that you did?
god this takes me back.

i used to work for legal aid clients in australia and they are literally this stupid. dumb, cruel, and dishonest.
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>>488443534
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>arguing against video evidence
Is all that tattoo ink leaching into his brain?
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Guhroot from TireChoice
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>>488443489
His name is Groot. Like that green thing from the comic movies.
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>>488443489
His chin looks like it's blasting off into space.
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>>488443489
I like him
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Yikes! Victim blaming?
KEK
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>okay, tell us what you got
i mean... YEET
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>We tried to warn him about her.
>But he buggered the fire and burned his penis.
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>>488443489
i would feel completely safe letting this person fix my car
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>>488443489
I'd have a beer or ten with him
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>we all tried to warn him about that woman
good friends like Groot are hard to find
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>>488443582
That too
>>488443607
Down syndrome?
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>when your friend tells the parole board that they all fucked your girl
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>>488443765
To be fair, those convict hillbilly gunrunners will do it fast.
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>We all knew her

They probably gave him the entire "she's a hooah" speech, and he still went with her.
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Sounds like he was justified taking back his TV, but lying about not kicking the door is going to fuck him
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I love when these crooks bitch about the conditions in prison. You’re in prison, dude. It is supposed to suck.
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>>488443765
He looks like he'd do it for parts and beer money.
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i love how convicts always have the perfect excuse how it wasnt their fault
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>>488443907
yup. they always make it worse for themselves by doing additional dumb shit on top of the original dumb shit. 99% of the time it's better to stay quiet, talk to a lawyer, and then cop to it in court - and, to be fair, most of the older criminals know this and do it.
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>>488443907
You fucking called it.
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>>488443765
I don't know if you're joking, but this phenotype is literally made for fixing vehicles. Back when I rode motorcycles my go to repairman looked exactly like him minus the goatee and just ran his business out of his garage, the best repairman I ever knew, always fast and cheap. Hope you're still alive Randy you ruled.
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>1 to 1 vote
Let's see how Barras votes...
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how much do you think Glock paid for this sponsorship?
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>>488443907
They would give him anger management class if he owned up to it.
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He lied about kicking in the door. Fucks you every time.
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Fucking Groot fidgeting around looks exactly like your average animated arms and chems dealer from some random RPG.
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>well that sucked
lol, well you shouldn't have done all that dumb shit over a fucking tv
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>Well that sucked
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2-1 revoked
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>>488444229
It was probably some shitty Onn brand TV from Walmart
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>>488444189
He could have bought thinkpad on ebay for $30 and watch his movies, clearly if he wasn't a retard he would never be in that situation.
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>>488444229
cons are convicts for a reason
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>>488443778
>>we all tried to warn him about that woman
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>>488444305
it wasnt about the value it was about the disrespect
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>>488444305
He's not what we call a 'forward thinking particular individual'
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>>488444110
i bet 1000 years ago his ancestors were tinkering on the village plows
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How many of you would fuck LeDoux and eat her pussy?
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CAGE ALL NIGGERS
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They let the lying niggers supported by their lying sheboons go but my man who got blinded by a fucking WHORE just can't catch a break even with Groot speaking up for him.
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>>488444444
Let's see who got the hexes.
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Who gets that pissed about a TV nowadays?
It’s not like they cost much now
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>>488444486
You said it yourself, "fucking whore" that'll do it every time. That 's why you gotta walk the straight and narrow.
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>>488443220
Looks like the crypt keeper
>Door code 666
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imagine going to prison over a $99 walmart brand 42" tv
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You can probably find tv for 100$ kek.
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>>488444588
amazing, 10/10
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i paid 80 bux for a tv at best buy, around 26-30in? voice control, 80 dollars
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oh god it's fet cop again
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>>488444486
they have video evidence that he kicked the door in
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>>488444633
It is about the principal. A man without values is not a man.
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officer brickhouse
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Short field trip today.
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>>488443846
>"She's a whore, bro"
>"FUCKING PERFECT"
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Buddy is in the pen due to child support
KEK
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here we go!
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well....?!
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>vantana black man
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>>488444845
His television that the WHORE OF BABYLON stole. Justified act of random violence. Come on, didn't you see Groot himself standing up for my man there?
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Black and white stripes. Nice, and the baby momma, and the revocation.
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I'M CHECKIN' THE BOOK OF GRUDGES YER HONOUR
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look at this mudshark smiling
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>>488444900
color me surprised
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COAL BURNER GOING FOR THE NIGGEREST NIGGER THIS NIGGA 102 PERCENT BLACK WITH 2 PERCENT MARGAIN OF ERROR
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And he's a soundcloud rapper
https://soundcloud.com/kelden-polodrawsshowing-barnes/sets/kb
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>>488444900
>$30K in child support debt

Mother of God
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>>488445006
yeah baby
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Mystery meat mud shark alert.
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>prator just visibly sighing when the nigger asks whether he gets to speak
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>>488445036
another shocker
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Someone call Groot to lynch this fellow inmate.
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This nog plead guilty it's over.
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>Guilty with a statement means I get to speak right?
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>aliexpress wig again
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Mutt race mixer with a receding hairline and a sheboon with a wig
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>>488445192
nope, gg ez.
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>>488445019
He's even blacker than his momma. That's some eugenics level shit
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dat "hair" tho
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these nigs remind me of planets orbiting a sun

also
>parole fees
americans really? that's pretty fucking gross.
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>he has been retained
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>>488444588
lol nice Groot. really captures his essence
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This nigger blind
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>i have a job for him when he comes back
how did she not have a job for him prior to his parole arrest
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>He just didn't know about the Protective order.
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>>488445299
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Okay..
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He IMMEDIATELY plead guilty. That is the stupidest thing in the universe.
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>>488444845
yet the judges did NOT see the video. They believe the evidence without actually seeing it, just by believing the words of the police and the DA.

My nigga, this is institutional racism putting the black man down.
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>that hairline
norwood bros....
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>>488444588
Checked Burger and superb art
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if you gaze into the abyss
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>>488445393
It lets him make a statement tho
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um ackshually
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>>488445402
Fun fact: in a PAROLE hearing, you're responsible for your own defense. These retards showing up without lawyers and with no gathered evidence are hurting themselves.
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What is going on with her skull?
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>accepted the excuse

kekw
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>>488445496
He can make a statement on his way back to prison. Good lord.
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>>488445537
Did you ever see Indiana Jones Crystal Skull?
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>>488445537
she is in the process of transforming into Yakub
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it always freaks me out that you can like physically see the effort it takes for them to think.
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>>488445444
>I am the niggest
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>>488445444
Checked
>then the abyss demands reparations
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>>488445630
witnessing them shifting into manual mode is a rare thing
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>>488445444
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>Pretty nightgown
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>>488445630
compared to most niggers he actually is thinking, this is clearly a top 10% example and i bet they let him out
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>>488445786
from the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me
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what about the 30k?
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Already has a kid with the coal burner, so demoralizing.
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>>488445809
yeah i think this guy gets out.
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>Pretty nightgown
He is talking about his 11 year old daughter btw.
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this guy was out there domestic battery abusing all the bitches and hoes on them streets
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BANK FRAUD
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>I didn't get in trouble for it.
>I did time for it but.
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>so wait, who is the person you beat up?
oh, she muh character witness, your honour
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>has to pause to remember which crime he's in for this time
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>>488445975
>but not prison time
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>beat a hoes ass
>she comes to defend you during your parole hearing
lmao women are the niggers of gender
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>>488445915
Yup
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>Domestic abuse battery
nigger
>Bank fraud
Based nigger
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>AX
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>Pretty Nightgown
C A R N A L K N O W L E D G E
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>he knows the word stipulation
oh we got a smart nigger here
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Committing bank fraud is tantamount to a stipulation now. This guy is swinging for the fences.
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so the mudshark on cam, is now testifying on his behalf, after he beat her and went to jail for it?
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>>488445522
can't hire a lawyer if you got no money
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this guy is mathing out the toll paid vs coal burned
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You guys think she has a queen of spades tattoo?
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>>488446104
also bravo to which ever one of you anons made this
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>>488446156
Enjoy the next 10 years in prison then. I feel like I could come up with a payment plan, but then again that's maybe why I'm not a retarded prison nigger.
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married couple energy
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>>488446159
lmao
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how man fucking protective orders should someone be allowed to have at one time before you just throw their ass in fucking prison.
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Does this fucker have the entire state of LA giving him a PO
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>>488446159
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Sexutive Session
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>>488446237
>>488446156
doesn't the state offer you one for free?
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>sexing session
W-why was she s-smiling bros...?
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let him go
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The nigress that does the roll call for ES always cracks me up. Especially when she says "CHUCKY TILLIS"
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Nigger loves us.
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awww he just gave us a shout out <3
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>>488446425
For a TRIAL they do. For a parole hearing No.
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Executive session is just code for "I need to take a piss", isn't it?
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>>488443262
>>488444705
>>488444588
Thanks friends
>>488444449
>fuck LeDoux and eat her pussy
I bet it tastes like Mắm Tôm <3
>Sheeit you know I love ya'll
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>>488446146
These threads are making me believe in physiognomy
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>>488446425
they arent eligible for appointed council during these kind of hearings, unless they can prove that they are mentally retarded
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>>488446425
if you can't afford one they will provide one for your trial. this board is not a trial however, so if you want one you either have to pay for it yourself or get lucky in the competition to cozy up to some bleeding heart activist group like Kerry's Killers.
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>>488446425
not for parole hearings because it's not a trial. you've already been convicted, parole is when the government lets you out of prison to serve your sentence in the community - it's a privilege, not a right, although there are rules that they have to follow based in procedural fairness about revoking it.
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Is it me, or louisiana has more sovl than midwest?
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>>488446632
if by soul you mean less bland plenty of crazy characters
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>>488446513
i love these threads so much
thank you for making my dream of suicide less prevalent
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>>488446632
When you say "sovl" do you mean more criminal niggers? I feel like the answer to that question is, 'yes.'
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>ynr Chucky Tillis still exists
when was the last time he served?
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>>488446754
Me too friend, me too.
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whats the verdict boys?
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revoked
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>>488447055
too many previous charges, he's cooked
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>>488446632
mardi gras is something everyone should visit its quite unique and a true life experience. pecan encrusted brown sugar bacon, beneighs, cakeman, ballroom dances and old money if you are hue white - bourbon street and the zulu parades are for common folk
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>>488447024
This would make a great post banner with colors.
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>>488446632
not by a long shot
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>>488447055
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>3 for 3
Hell of a try though.
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how could anyone possibly be concerned about public safety? just look at how calm and normal he looks.
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was that Caseoh?
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>>488447141
2nded
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>ACK
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why is it so fun watching people's parole get revoked?
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>>488447024
beautiful.
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Are there parole hearing streams from other states, or it is only done by Louisiana?
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>>488447174
diddy face
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>>488447024
Amazing art Burger
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>>488446514
besef en gebaseerde
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>>488447141
>>488447245
I'm glad you like it, here's the full cover. I was saving it for a Randy episode but he hasn't come yet. I also wanted to fix goku so he looked more 'Randyesque' but couldn't get it right.
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>>488446513
Do you eat mắm tôm bro? It's good stuff.
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>>488447024
Wait a minute, are you the original draw anon?
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>>488447261
Louisiana does it because they have Civil Law, instead of Common Law like the rest of the country. Now, there are states that will share videos of trials as required by FOIA (Freedom of Information) but rarely are they streamed live because the privacy of the courtroom is sacrosanct in common law.
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>>488447348
K I N O
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>>488447261
Connecticut used to, it's a boring format. Utah maybe but not on jewtube.
Louisiana is the best show by a mile
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>>488446632
>>488446795
9/10ths dumbass criminal niggers & 1/0th white swamp creatures with more missing teeth than IQ points, and as many incest children
All in all, excellent television material
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>>488447468
Cajuns are pretty cool, they are like your bogans but cooler.
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Thanks baker for doing a great job with these.

LPB wiki when?
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>>488447348
>At this time we are strongly opposed to Mr. Popo's release. Thank you.
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not a fucking chance
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>>488447450
>>488447398
Ah, I get it. Thank you.
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Nigger hair has been wildlin' today
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nigga think he coolio
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Deputy morgan sounds hella cute.
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let's see deputy morgan
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>>488447574
There was an anon who went by the name "ceiling fren" who said he would start a wiki earlier this year, he hasn't been around in 6 months.
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This nigga got a whole nest of tarantulas on his head yo
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>>488447117
>mardi gras is something everyone should visit its quite unique and a true life experience. pecan encrusted brown sugar bacon, beneighs, cakeman, ballroom dances and old money if you are hue white - bourbon street and the zulu parades are for common folk
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>>488443220
What did the son of this witch do? I had to leave for a bit.
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i'd like a compilation of all the hairstyles we've seen today
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>>488447394
I fucking love Viet food. There is a place in North Houston that makes the most amazing bun bo hue I have ever had. It's a bit of drive for me, but worth. On the plus side there is good pho, spring rolls, etc near me.
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>>488447024
Amazing work, fren
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>>488447348
are you back in the states, Vietanon?
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HES FUCKED KEK
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why all these niggas in jail if they all innocent?
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>A friend falsely accused me, and wanted $5,000 to drop the charges against him
According to the report, the beat up the girl you were fucking
>Uh
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>>488448020
Dey juss cot some charges.
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>>488447348
>The nose

Damn, these are nice!
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Ledoux is not buying that bullshit, lol
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>>488442588
Now imagine having to colck at 8 to post nigger dicks.
Also 10 isnt even than soon you bedcoomer pos. People carry tvs on their pocket.
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>>488447840
>some day we will get to witness a shirtless nigger wearing a top hat and suspenders speaking on behalf of the potential parolee in one these streams
I have a dream.
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GOOD DICK? HUH
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>>488448020
ingrained systemic racism and a culture that refuses to progress from it's patriachal and colonial foundations
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>AX
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Should we bake a new bread? This is the last guy.
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Git out mah mammas yard.
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>Dats wut gud dick do to you

NO FUCKING WAY
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>>488448020
>Long ago, the different races lived together in harmony.
>THEN, EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN WYPIPO ATTACKED!
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>>488448118
someone with a phd in ebonics enlighten us please
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>>488448175
I have a feeling this nigga won't last very long
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this dude look AI generated
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>>488448070
>>488448146
>>488448239

ah yes, of course, of course.
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>what were you charged with
>the charge
Fucking einstein over here.
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>>488448272
"I want to go back to prison."
just replace anything this guy says with that, and the whole thing makes way more sense.
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What was this guy's sex offense?
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This is a nigger faggot
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>>488448272
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Denied
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>>488448468
perfect
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>5 felonies
hes fucked
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>this ain't your first rodeo
well then off to Angola with him
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>sex offender
>drug addict
>hits women
>5 felonies
>has language skills of a 5 year old
aint no way he gets out
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If they don't revoke his parole, it's sad, especially when they jailed that white guy for his TV.
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Aha you're going to rehab
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Comeon prator bury this guy.
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mark my words we'll see this guy in a month
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>>488448538
I'm in love with LeDoux this week
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>Mam?
He has no idea what she is even saying lmao
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Based Prator
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prator doesnt want to live among nogs
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ledoux got her panties twisted all of the sudden
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HELL YEAH PRATOR
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>>488448681
He wasn't listening at all
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FUCKING B U L L S H I T
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Prator is a national treasure
>wat wut wut wat is dat
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>Doesn't know what he agreed to
Kek
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Stick Save!
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Bullshit.
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They just walked him in.
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this nigga head explodin
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dumbest motherfucker ive ever seen
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>six to nine months
Oh come on.
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6 to 9 months
He won't make it
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Jerrie don't like that sassy body language
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chimpout incoming?
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>He's a little confused

Typical noghaivor.
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>>488448830
only on his cell mate
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He was skating on thin fucking ice with Ledoux right there
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been a great week lads
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>>488448877
Checked
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This nigger is dumber than George Floyd
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Welp see you all next week
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>Next Tuesday's docket
Keep in mind, the board will be live on MONDAY for pardon hearings.
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someone said coon?
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that's a wrap
see you faggots on Pardon Day Monday
keep working on them pogramz
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i cannot believe you can say "GOOD DICK" to the parole board and still get let go
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Audio anon vocaroos:
Alvin sneed: https://vocaroo.com/1c7fVjUpRJoq
Alvin denies: https://vocaroo.com/1ebyqubkDQeg
Alvin sends a fag back to his cage: https://vocaroo.com/1mGe8w9TnwhW
Alvin introduces the board: https://vocaroo.com/12OktGxhEvlu
Alvin thanks anons: https://vocaroo.com/1oKk7bMKGe7P
Alvin warns about tripfags: https://vocaroo.com/1hksYvRAcSco
Alvin TND: https://vocaroo.com/1dTfvgLHv3R1
Alvin settles the nog question, featuring Pete: https://vocaroo.com/18HNJ4WiUUry
Alvin addresses the JQ: https://vocaroo.com/1muGA1mKkYa9
Alvin welcomes us back https://vocaroo.com/1cObvjNnoVNf
Alvin reads poetry https://voca.ro/1kKPtvkdohvD
Alvin gives swimming lessons https://vocaroo.com/1pJ6Pfz0crl9
Alvin enjoys his retirement https://vocaroo.com/1eTshRCltQf5
Alvin goes on Joe Rogan https://vocaroo.com/18DokXdNnRjg

Pete concurs: https://vocaroo.com/1fY0aT4RpBf0
Pete is here forever: https://vocaroo.com/1bHO2wjjHdEm
Pete requests snacks: https://vocaroo.com/1amo1c1c6Z5b
Pete gets frustrated while buy snacks https://voca.ro/1fNyBtvXh8CS
Tony and Pete get high https://voca.ro/17JDZLmPklmt
Tony hates the devil’s lettuce: https://vocaroo.com/1gMpHJ481SSQ
Plantation Randy needs his cotton picked: https://vocaroo.com/1iRG49OQyjz3
Randy Addresses Mandatory Buck Breaking https://voca.ro/1dA5PcdqmhTd
Louisiana Parole Board Movie trailer https://voca.ro/1b0JpOsDbZtT
Season’s greetings from the board https://vocaroo.com/1ln3jrCZtjid (12/14/2023)
Audion anon’s amazing response to the NYT article https://files.catbox.moe/cgmug3.mp4
Rogan and Musk discuss /lpbg/ https://vocaroo.com/1bXjW6LfBtK2
Alvin passes the torch to Prator https://vocaroo.com/19m2w5J0MJKQ
Ms. Stapleton addresses the lack of hearings https://vocaroo.com/1dXhLHqs7SAV
Memaw Stapleton in da Hood, Up to No Good https://vocaroo.com/149qjPyCQ0Iw
Chucky Tillis on JRE https://vocaroo.com/1gKjoZHFVAYo
Message from Kerry Myers https://vocaroo.com/1dnGdSBzhytU
Executive session BTS https://voca.ro/1li6y7YlYVzv
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Is that it?
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Well that's all for the week
See you OPL lads tomorrow
See you LPB lads on Tuesday
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so what do they actually do in these 6-9 month drug facilities? What's the functional difference between it and jail?
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SIGN OFF!!!

ALOHA???
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See you MONDAY for Pardons.
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Dont get it, how can he like staying 4 more years in prison than getting out and faking his drug addiction knowing his a weed addict lover
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The white man backed by motherfucking Groot gets denial but this barely cognisant chimp gets out while unable to even comprehend what the fuck just happened?
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Greatest Hits
Pawdaddy: https://youtu.be/nRMsoFzBbdo?t=15492
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/387597996/#387604653
Poor Mans Hunter Biden: https://youtu.be/LGzwaji6UEA?t=5173
Guy who raped his mom’s corpse with a broom stick: https://youtu.be/m6tlPAVoZxM?t=1917
The Ballad of Zoe: https://youtu.be/jXwf59LXqEA?t=21028
Footfag killer: https://youtu.be/G3hanAHMId8?t=14049
BGC that ran over his wife: https://youtu.be/_BQsxZEJIOU?t=9283
Old man exposed as murdering not only his first wife but probably second by drowning. https://youtu.be/IUetEW78Z54?t=16438
Evil woman who pimped out girls to the cartel. https://youtu.be/kRXQOacdfyM?t=8259
Pawdaddy 2.0 except with anal rape and STD https://youtu.be/ysnsE0kFNBY?t=11591
Tard wrangler abuses tard, then forgives tard: https://youtu.be/b1wEJvdEqtk?t=10677
Louisiana coomvict: https://youtu.be/b1wEJvdEqtk?t=14949
Attic ninja https://youtu.be/iQB2ibO5FRQ?t=6323
Incest Kang starts abusing his daughter at 5yo https://youtu.be/KFIpiM2f1Bg?t=10674
SpicDaddy blames 12yo stepdaughter for the herpes https://youtu.be/hdViONbWQpA?t=6027
Maxwell Oilwell don’t want no parole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9esOO-akoM&t=2715s
Mom called me a fag, so I shot her https://youtu.be/Q-CfrdwKGVY?t=4011
Woman pimps out 12yo, it’s normal in her family https://youtu.be/zt-3LC2GKMU?t=8092
Hitman who killed Barry Seal, Tony was his lawyer https://youtu.be/sIzfXRCJmkk?t=4018
He was jacking off in the shower looking at me https://youtu.be/umbmCCf4b6U?t=4879
Wincester arrested for incest at 14 https://youtu.be/x1cXFG5Lrbk?t=3405
Pawmomma: The Wiccan Witch of Molest https://youtu.be/llJxSSt9nC8?t=3135
Man has sex w/son and impregnates/marries 14yo https://youtu.be/CnqrgR9kT7w?t=553
Man rapes 18 month old boy https://youtu.be/FaA6ul0KZeI?t=3100
Tickledaddy https://youtu.be/FaA6ul0KZeI?t=7373
Arthur’s Quest https://youtu.be/FaA6ul0KZeI?t=9568
Baby Shaker (hard to watch) https://youtu.be/fB93_EwQGbE?t=4763
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What happened to the identity theft case?
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Shorts and Quotes Overheard at The Zoo:
Leg testicles: https://youtu.be/kRXQOacdfyM?t=6661
Most powerful speech ever: https://youtu.be/o6L7tQaxbzc?t=20965
Hispanic "Righteous Fury" parents scolding the illegal who raped their kid https://youtu.be/b5i2rZ6almQ?t=5847
Alligator wrangler loses trustee status: https://youtu.be/tXR0eTl6blA?t=7530
Husband says he owns her pussy, so she shoots him: https://youtu.be/tXR0eTl6blA?t=10789
Alvin comes in for the save. Chimpout.exe https://youtu.be/f7kV8RY5Vqo
Princess Leya https://youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=8090
Abe Simpson speaks against his brother https://youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=10508
Naked butt pic gets a writeup https://youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=4612
Alvin calls embezzler a parasite https://youtu.be/xbsxN-Z8hs0?t=11254
I got 12 keeds and he’s one of the best https://youtu.be/KFIpiM2f1Bg?t=13473
Chair flipping chimpout https://youtu.be/2rwtwYXCGnQ?t=2042
Aspie Chomo, Bonnie scolds him during verdict: "No one cares about your spelling bee" https://youtu.be/2rwtwYXCGnQ?t=13847
Child rape victim marries his son and offers to host him after release https://youtu.be/iQHz9Qddt8U?t=14184
I love you more than watermelon https://youtu.be/a1RsHaFtxNA?t=7723
Rimdaddy https://youtu.be/HuVB07LYBYM?t=23069
Nog kills his wife when she finds out he is diddling daughter, daughter speaks: https://youtu.be/HuVB07LYBYM?t=30908
Wat dat mean? https://youtu.be/WMZ6zxZKqdg?t=10992
Agent Gumznteef https://youtu.be/WMZ6zxZKqdg?t=4565
Dadgum Wal-Mart bullshit country AF https://youtu.be/zt-3LC2GKMU?t=6973
Bonnie calls nog a retard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqvIcOrhldw&t=7564s
Fuck y’all crackers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoObnU4i1fo&t=1560s
Sunglass Avenger destroys man who killed his father https://youtu.be/u5m6JQ4s5S8?t=5187
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>>488448982
Hope we get at least one chimpout.
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until next time frens
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>>488448973
>See you OPL lads tomorrow
can i get a qrd
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Shorts and Quotes Overheard at The Zoo part II:
Chomo dragged off screen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EklUCY8bEoA&t=4669s
Chirps aplenty https://youtu.be/Hzjxm_1D1x0?t=6811
Chirp https://youtu.be/UApbJBAx5iI?t=10289
Dueling chirps https://youtu.be/KZUa02btdZ8?t=1799
Chirp https://youtu.be/F4iRFXllkK0?t=7737
Schizo Chirp https://youtu.be/mYftfHdInVc?t=3309
Free my man Gentile (short weird hearing) https://youtu.be/5BrTDMuDPcg?t=5633
Mandoo gentile comp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajo-GxeuPTM&t
OHH LAWDY TYRONE THE RIPPER IS STABBY https://youtu.be/sMbtAYjbRf8?t=2194
The police dog stabbed himself https://youtu.be/WXyXxnqzXhM?t=6189
Dike in excavator simulator https://youtu.be/m-tjtlPC2js?t=9856 https://i.imgur.com/53D1JAX.png
May I Speak? The silent chimpout saga https://youtu.be/VgrOTi8V5fQ?t=8622
Cat 4 chimpout https://youtu.be/de5b2h-ohgI?t=7287
The Vaseline rapist https://youtu.be/IaVxynRqWDE?t=13653
The funniest revocation ever https://youtu.be/jaiwtC2C7KA?t=3019
Female chomo wrecked by daughter https://youtu.be/R3vEluwCQvI?t=13285
Do y’all drink? https://youtu.be/WCK3YZRFtv4?t=1974
Das some BS bruh https://youtu.be/WCK3YZRFtv4?t=7405
Tim and Melvin’s excellent chimpout https://youtu.be/GFbfQ0FVpCg?t=10018
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>>488448975
if it's Steve Hoyle you're in a prison lock up setting but have to go to 10-12 hours of brain washing substance abuse classes every day 7 days a week for 6 to 9 months
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>>488449022
Welcome to zogmerica.
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>>488449114
On Patrol Live on Reelz
also, Dan Abrams is a faggot
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>>488448948
Damn that's a lot of murders, molestations and manslaughter
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>>488449114
On Patrol Live starts at 8pm central. Same vibes as these threads and a lot of cross over anons. Search catalog for patrol.
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I realize, the less you say, the better your outcome is.
That nigga had good arguments, brought in family and gf, good language but was revoked because these judges had a nigger fatigue from hearing him.
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>>488449097
They are all buck broken, from spending 30-40 years in prison on a life sentence, most of them are old as fuck and have crimes from the 80s or 90s, it's extremely unlikely.
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>>488449114
On Patrol Live follows a bunch of police precincts as they patrol their counties.
Some great shit posting and fun to be had
9pm to 12am EST
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>>488448948
Hell yeah, love me SO's, simple as.
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>>488442224
>>488442185
>>488442179

NEW BREAD

>>488449477
>>488449477
>>488449477
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>>488449269
That’s the great state of Louisiana for ya
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This is the best soap opera that has ever been televised
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>>488448110
>>some day we will get to witness a shirtless nigger wearing a top hat and suspenders speaking on behalf of the potential parolee in one these streams
>I have a dream.

dream no more. chekem



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