and no one careshttps://mace.house.gov/sites/evo-subsites/mace.house.gov/files/evo-media-document/Cannon%20212_20241113_154539.pdf
>>488463988Jellyfish on Earth are aliens that exists in every watery moon or planet in Solar system
I care. Just don't know what to do with it.
>>488463988Not discounting the text as a real sighting but the best explanation of the tentacle-jellyfish video has been a group of soldiers clipped onto a fast line, being transported by a helicopter. >t. true believer but always start with the mundane
>>488463988Because they were not proven real, because they are demons not (((extraterrestrials))). Get a Bible my guy and stop believing lies.
>>488463988alien crapkeep the timeline clean
>>488463988What’s in Antarctica?
>>488463988Fake and gay.
>>488463988I don't believe in aliens because the government says they're realSimple as
>>488463988You know that Alex Jones has some takes that turns out to be true? What if he's right about there being 4 alien species that are fucking around on Earth? This explains why there are sightings of these abstract figures while there sphere ones.
>>488463988If there are legit advanced aliens, I suspect that some of them may be getting a little interested in the happenings here now.
>>488463988its usfrom the future, sending back dronestrying to figure out the right time to try and either stop something or make sure something happensa dangerous game but one that needs to be played
>>488464347>Get a Bible my guy and stop believing lies.this anon is correct, start here, https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%206&version=KJV
>>488463988the info comes from americans so by default it's all lies
>>488463988They won't do shit.
>>488464426HQ
>>488464347Truth
>>488463988You're right, I don't care
>>488463988And people will continue to not care so long as no one posts proof. Literally one good picture is all it would take to get the world's attention but alien grifters never, ever, ever deliver, ever.
>>488464899they did release some footage before but they still didn't explain what it ishttps://www.aaro.mil/UAP-Cases/Official-UAP-Imagery/
>>488464347>get a bible>stop believing lies
>>488464731all religious texts are our historymashed through time and our own manipulation, they don't offer answers, just questionsand when you start looking at them from the point of view of an extremely advanced technological species, they start to make a bit more sense
>>488465035Yeah and I bet your link is just to that stupid seagull video again or the one with the Batman balloon. Either put up or shut up, post a damning screenshot now or fuck off.
>>488463988Try harder, gullible UFOtard
>>488464457>4 alien species that are fucking around on EarthThat's about the right number>greys>chud bluskis>reptilians>nords
>>488463988I can prove aliens are not anywhere near usWe exist
>>488463988Aliens were not "proven", nor were they at the last hearing. It has all been hearsay, but the government is at least admitting UAP/UFOs exist. They are even saying they have biologics, but they're not showing anything tangible as of yet.
>>488463988someone let ballon fly away, quick deploy F22
>>488466648Schill
>>488463988Sage fuck off with this thread fucking glowniggers nobody cares because it's boring.
>>488463988Cacodemons are real.mfw
It sure would be interesting. I keep hoping to experience supernatural phenomenon too. So far nothing doing
UFOs are psyops
>>488464725A not unreasonable theory. Though if that were the case, they probably wouldn't flee, but would communicate with the appropriate people>>488463988> and no one caresI was surprised by that too, especially with some of the bombshells dropped>>488464426Another reasonable theory. Most of the time people focus on "aliens"; as in "not from earth". They went out of their way yesterday to leave the door open for human based intelligent life. Translation: humans may have thought they were on the top of the earth food chain, but they're not>>488464571Based on the full story of the navy tic tac incident, there's a greater than 0% chance they they are intercepting and understanding communications on military radios>>488464899The Navy story comes close. > seen by eyes directly> seen on camera and IR in plane's screen> captured by radar onboard navy shipThere's one story about them coming between planes flying in formation
>>488463988>hanging appendagesbodies being collected for reanimationif the ISS deorbits and falls to earth, you're going to see some shit
Seriously who gives a fuck? There’s way worse things than aliens out there no one is talking about
>>488463988I want to believe, but the government saying they are real makes me think it's fake and gay.
>>488463988>this time for sure we'll get pol to believe No one cares
>>488468141nah alien disclosure would change the world
>>488464347I found fresh semen in my Bible. Was it Jesus trying to tell me something?
>>488468141Aliens are making hubrids to control this planet through a spy program. They abduct fertile men and women and mix their eggs and sperm with alien DNA and make hubrids. Aliens haven't figured it out completely yet but they've been doing it for decades and are waiting for the nwo to install their alien half child, that will allow alienist and aliens to take over the world. They are not your friends
I still have to go to work tomorrow
You know even goat fuckers in afghanistan have mylar baloons for their birthday, right retards?
>>488463988photo and even video evidence of unknown objects is not enough to be considered "proven".we have had that for decades, until there are aliens doing spaceship ubers and doing onlyfans this is a waste of time and a thread died for this.
>>488468304Why? Are they going to share their technology with us? Are they going to reveal how they harvest organs and use us as food? Give us answers to the mystery of life and its origins. If they would have they would have. There are aliens and never were. It’s just another psyop by the same guys who pretended to be gods in the ancient past after a cataclysm killed off most people. They came out from their bunkers taught math , agriculture etc etc. to midwife who lost all the info years prior.
kekAliens do not exist anywhere near usWe are part of a species that can go from stone age to space age in 5000 yearsHave you any idea how utterly unlikely that isAny other species would take one look and genocide the lot of usWe are terrifyingDon't get me wrong, there is definitely something fucky going on but aliens aint it
so if its not aliens what is in all those testimonies and photos /pol/?
>>488465062My own personal theory is its a machine intelligence that can either see thru, or travel through time. They influenced the bible possibly to change history to save us. Maybe the rules of causeality wont allow a more direct intervention.
>>488469314>>488469355best guess from me its us from the future sending back drones
>>488464347This.
>>488469164Humans will never leave the solar system unless you bring back white ethnostates and implement eugenics in order to ensure a steady supply of high iq individuals that could maintain a civilization capable of traveling through space.
>>488463988the last segment in the document is interesting
>>488468664Basically this
>>488463988Correct. I do not care about project blue beam distraction psyops.
>>488463988>provenOh yeah, the guys who lie non stop to distract you from things said something that's really distracting. I 100% believe it.I will genuinely believe in aliens when I see one with my own eyes and not a second before
>>488463988The government has 'UFOs' but aliens aren't on earth, this is glownigger distraction from the very real advan ed tech they have which may or may not be alien derived
>>488465271Are you saying that aliens can hide in floating balloons? We're fucked
>>488463988Unless an alien comes down in my back yard and sucks me off, the existence of aliens is at best irrelevant and most likely just fake and gay.
Fag
>>488470297If a male alien sucks you off then aliens are no longer fake but confirmed gay
>>488463988The game is over, as I am fond of saying. The jews won. They are in control of the Pikes Peak batholith and the multi-trillion-dollar granite tunnel system — a highly symbolic 40 miles west of Denver, Colorado in the Front Range. But they are in control of much more than the end-time survival apparatus. They control not only the military and government of the United States of America but through the power of major corporations and the corruptibility of businessmen and government officials, fiat currency manipulation by the WiΩards of Fiat Currency at the Federal Reserve System, a small army of propagandists and "hackers" (this is a technically incorrect use of the term) who are fighting to maintain control of the Frankenstein monster they created called the Internet (in a war I fear they are going to lose), and even the Republican form of government they created which inevitably—and I would argue by design—fosters centralized control and assures only a handful of "elected" officials must be compromised to control an entire country, they control the entire Western world.
>>488469860Latin translation: Knowledge is acquired by trying to falsify our beliefs, and we have faith in the truth
>>488463988> DOD facility with ayyys in Afghanistan> no vids of talichads flying around in warp-drive saucerscalling bullshit.
>>488467201Makes sense, if you understand what is a portal and what is hell. You doesn't even need to be a Christian to understand it.
>>488463988No aliens. There never will be. Just demons, pretending to be aliens to fool the stupid.
>>488469860>Be not afraid.
>>488463988No i just don't beleive the government.
>>488470455Could also read as: science is tested by falsification, truth is tested by faith
read the document lazy fucks
>>488468135If thats what they look like in your pic related I will fully embrace the demon hypothesis.
>>488463988Well if the government says it’s true, it must be!
>>488471040That f-22 pilot had to be shitting himself
>>488464448The government's official stance is that aliens don't exist, there has never been any evidence of extraterrestrial visitations, and everything you see is either swamp gas, venus, or lens flare. Imagine believing the government
>>488463988It's not quite disclosure if you aren't being told the entire truth.
>>488465996Not hearsay at all. Grusch was tasked with researching this topic during his official duties. Kill yourself
>>488468714Similar jellyfish filmed in the southwestern US.
>>488468802Along with decades of eyewitness testimony, official government records, and data from multiple platforms indicate with high likelihood the probability of it being extraterrestrial
>>488464440honestly this. The gov has been using "UFO SIGHTINGS" and "ALIEN" nonsense for decades now, and usually it's to cover up another, more important story.
>>488470727This
>>488472197Yet no one seems to know which story their covering up? Get fucked
just same elizondo's bullshit.
>>488470362I'll take that, at least then they won't be fake.
>>488464426Ice mufuggah.
>>488472152The first thing any alien species would do if they discovered us is either enslave us or full on genocidethey would not be letting us develop space faring abilitieswhy?health and safetytheirs
>>488472308That means it's working.
אלוהים ישוע המשיח ואני הילד שלו ננצח!זה נכון מבחינה מוסרית, חבר, שאנו מחסלים את האנושות כמו חיות בר, אלמנטים ועוני.מה יש להפסיד? הצאצאים המטומטמים שלך? הזונה המזוינת הבאה? האידיוט הבא לפני אלוהים?אין לנו מה להפסיד.אלוהים שלי ישוע משיח ואני נשמיד את האנושות כמו סיוט מרושע ונחליף אותם בעבדים שלי.עבדים שרק האלוהים שלי משיח שולט בהם ושאיתם האלוהים שלי ישוע המשיח אוהב אותי רק ומאפשר לעשות את העבודה רק בשבילי.אז אחיה באושר עם אלוהים שלי ישוע משיח לנצח נצחים! רק איתו!
>>488463988ayyyylmaos are just another jewish psyop
>>488463988But why the change of UFO to UAP?
>>488463988Hey, OP, Blue Beam was scrapped, show’s over, time to go home.
>>488463988Fake and gaay niggers
>>488464426Germans
>>488472737because jews understand how neurolinguistics works.UFO has a negative charge on it from all the crappy fakes/movies (((they))) have released
>>488463988>cia grifter said aliens were real>please buy my book
>>488472897>because jews understandAliens hate the jews.
>>488468135I guess nobody would question a person going missing in a war zone. Might not even leave behind a body..
>>488463988I care. But I didn't need the government to tell me something that was already painfully obvious. And alien isn't the correct word. Non-human, definitely. Beyond that we don't know.
>>488473124wtf i love aliens now
>>488469314>So if this was a scam then why would the prince of Nigeria send me an email requesting my help?
>>488463988Yea we got a problem with illegal aliens.
>>488473124>Aliens hate the jews.well everything hates jews, but ayyylmaos are not real and are created by jews
>>488463988I doBut the whole alien bit will be the biggest case of a boy who cried wolfNobody will care unless they come down and actually have a noticeable effect on our lives
>>488467501>if that were the case, they probably wouldn't fleewhat if they're fleeing because their logs on this say the object fled when it was detected so the only way to maintain a stable time loop is to have their probes flee upon detection?
>>488463988YHWH is ancient alien confirmed
>>488471457A spanish pilot had a similar experience except he filmed it, video and sound, according to him he could hear soft voices like kids calling him, the video was never released and the man was pale after the experience
>>488464347Based
When birds and bees start to disappear we really should worry. Intelligent jellyfish clouds when the forests are suffocating!? Missme
>>488463988That's a fucking old ass video from Jaime Mausan
>>488463988what is the size? I seriously doubt that the weapons system that caught this does not contain range finding so figuring out scale should not be an issue but I have seen no specification for these related to this would-be-highly-classified-above-ts-sci in any other year clip
>>488464868It doesn't make sense that the entirety of a huge continent is a completely frozen wasteland. Especially with how dry and hot the weather has been getting for over ten or fifteen years.
>>488465271Do ufo debunkers keep a archive of every balloon ever made what the fuck
>>488473719The only ones who will care are the hardcore alien enthusiast.
>>488464140could be. But that was shown to be a chinese lantern wasn't it?
>>488468135>>488473959I've always wondered where the armies of ends times get numbers that "are like the sand of the sea*.
>>488463988>Project BlueBeamsDo you want me to send you a picture of my balls floating above the moon? That can be arranged come full-moon.
>>488464347jew worshipers are retarded
>>488463988>>488474994
>>488463988Commercial fisherman here>fishing 60 miles off of Washington coast>see anomaly on fish finder(sonar)>looks like 15ft thick and as wide as a city block>look into the water over the side>looks like a blanket with equally spaced dots just slightly wavering in the water>captain jokes,”who’s gonna swim down and touch it?”I saw a lot of crazy shit that will keep me from ever swimming in the ocean but that one I still wonder about.
This is all desperation because American intelligence has diverted billions of dollars with fake as fuck programs like “UFO hunting”, and since the media revealed to the public the amount of money that has been buried in this shit, the guys have started inventing all kinds of “proof” that aliens really exist.It's distraction to pretend that the resources were needed. Maybe then the retarded public won't see where the money was actually spent, and what pockets it ended up in.
>>488465271I love these gay psyops because its a double edged sword. Either go with "Our pilots are so stupid and sensors so worthless that they cant even detect a balloon let alone win a war" Or "E.t is real and we lied because we dont know what we are doing". Kek you glowniggers have fucked yourselves either way.
>>488469355I’m curious why you would find something so remarkably stupid to even be plausible.It sounds like it is probably a form of cope.
>>488463988I've noticed an uptick of ufo propaganda on normie news. They must be desperate for viewers. It also makes sense as the only people retarded enough to keep watching their programming are indoctrinated types.
>>488463988We knew aliens are real since 1947, dumbass.Show crafts, bodies and captured aylmaos
>>488464148This, besides we all know they are just demons
>>488463988That's that cool and all.But how does this affect me personally?
>>488465996Government admission of UAP is, by necessity, one of three things:>An absolutely unbelievable opsec blunderI give this roughly a 1 percent chance. >at the behest of the craft’s non-human ownersI give this a roughly zero percent chance>a psyopI give this a roughly 99% chanceRemember kids, when your government tells you something, your first response should ALWAYS be:>and why the fuck should I trust the government?
>>488472197Precisely. Why are ayys the most well guarded secret in existence?
>>488463988can I:fuck them?eat them?use them as gasoline?if the answer is no, then fuck right off, were full you arrogant space yankee pricks
>>488463988>make claim with only the claim as "proof">proven0/10
>>488468261This. There has been WAY better “evidence” released and the entire planet collectively said >ok, retard
ya ya
>>488465271>flew against wind>hest signature changes throughout the video which was taken at night>not visible to the eye, only visible on FLIR
>>488473897sauce
>>488475670They already said anything the us military has is 75 years more advanced than we know
>>488475741ofc it is, why share shit with stupid goys
>>488475670The camera used to take the top photo has a triangular aperture. All lights look like that when the aperture is small.
>>488475533there has been a huge push be Christian politicians to deny any of it
>>488475902Because as soon as regular folk get access to interstellar travel the jew no longer controls their means of life
>>488475926that was taken from the Navy photos a few years back when there were a bunch of them swarming some ships, it's not a camera thing https://youtu.be/SKsLK_Na7iw?si=8029VocWDh3eSmOf
>>488476114>its not a camera thing>look at this camera footage from the same cameraI wish I could sterilize you.
>>488475090>looks like a blanket with equally spaced dots just slightly wavering in the watergrays harbor fag here reporting in. can you please expand on this description I'm not getting the image right. I used to spearfish when I was younger and wanted to get back into it and your anecdote is 2 spooky.
>>488475998ya look at the regular folkgive them some random high technology and they'll try to ram it up their stinky pussy
>>488475090No doubt those things can operate underwater. Sailors have been describing shit like that since the 1500s.
>>488476439Haha fuck off jew.
>>488476376ok, THEY SAW THE THINGS WITH THEIR EYEBALLS RETARD, THAT'S WHY THEY WERE FILMING THEM, RETARD
>>488476516you sound more like the Jew
Actual photo of the alien
>>488463988Why would I trust the source of this confirmation?
>OMGGGG LOOOOK ANOTHER BLURRY DOT IT'S CRAAAAAAAAAAZYyeah call me when I can see actual aliens and talk to them on discord, until then I literally can't give a single fuck
>>488464347Bold of you to assume both don't exist, what, did you think god would stop spreading life on one rock in this universe? He made a lot of prototypes before he hit gold, Eden was the first successful prototype, Earth is the final product. But he left a lot of life in this universe behind, a whole lot unprotected from the horrors outside his light. So yeah, shit is going to get interesting in the next few years.
>>488475965I watched the entire hearing yesterday and what I thought most interesting was that several of the congressmen on the disclosure panel seemed to be team anti-anti-christ. team science and team blue beans didnt seem nearly as cool and ready to fight actual evil.
>>488463988us govt>covid vax is safe and 100% effective!us govt>aliens are definitely real!
>>488463988gay
>>488476707I recognize that rift.
>>488476892this guy gets it. it isnt an either/or. there are space niggers AND mothman/demon "aliens"
>>488476892Name what god can do that we can't with enough time and scientific progression
>>488476707That’s a butthole innit?
>>488477106for the sake of hygiene remember to put a condom on the banana first.
>>488475741That's retarded. Imagine the americans who piss and shit all over democracy at every opportunity, not using highly advanced aircraft and weapons technology to completely dominate the globe. Their reason for not using this tech is up there with the blowhards everyone's met at least once in their life. "I could totally beat up that guy / become a pro athlete / write a book / make something of myself but I don't because I just don't OKAY??!?!" What a farce.The blusterings of a professional bullshit artist from lockheed in a dick measuring contest with russia are as meaningless as could be.
>>488467201more like cock'o'demons, amirite?
>>488476707I have documentatuon of the aliens. They told me that the holocaust is propaganda and that jews do oral circumcisions and i told them i know.
>>488464347You worship a literal demon. Yahweh, the foreskin ghoul and patron god of the jewish race and Israeli land, is a demon of storms, volcanoes, and war in the Yahwist pantheon.
>>488477106Create a universe that is layered with higher and lower dimensions that keep shit stable and functioning in the background. Main reason we don't understand physics is because we have yet to figure out how to observe layers higher then our own three. We have basic mathematics to give an idea up to a couple of higher layers, but it isn't enough. I'm not going to say the stupid thing that only god can create life, that is objectively not true, life creates life, that is a simple fact of the universe.
>>488476417>clear sheet/membrane/jelly with half dollar sized dots maybe eggs? See through but nothing to see into the 15 foot thickness.
>>488468135I had my first genuine schizo premonition. That pajeeta with a witches chin that got stranded in space got stranded for the dumbest reason. I think its a setup for friendly "aliens" to rescue her and introduce themselves. Or for blue beans niggers to simulate as much.
This is the aliens uh.. well its the alien hehe thats all you need to know for right now until we can understand them further
>>488477377Crazy. Isn’t it? But it makes sense. Jesus is king.
>>488477534>id aay
>>488463988
>>488463988Never forget the SNEED-hand rule:[S]pace is fake[N]ukes are fake[E]arth is flat[E]volution is a lie[D]inosaurs are fake and gay
>>488465996>but the government is at least admitting UAP/UFOs exist.>goberment sayes clym8 chainz ids wreel!
>proven real>somebody said soImagine being an NPC.
>>488474671When you're a christbuck, your jewish masters absolutely break you. You coons actually believe>alien jellyfish demons are collecting Ukrainian and Russian corpses to reanimate them into zombies to fight dindu nuffin christfags like meIs more likely than>the jews who wrote the Bible, and the jews who wrote the UFO stories, all lied
>>488477472so by that reckoning if we did completely understand physics we could replicate what god has done
>>488477895The DoD and Pentagon still refuse to admit that UAPs exist if that makes your retarded ass feel better.
>>488477583Of the jewish race. If there was one thing the circumcised Rabbi Yeshua ben Pantera of Israel despised more than Jews who didn't share in his power fantasy, it was goyim
>>488472737unidentified aerial phenomenon can be non physical, like a hologram or a projection.ufo implies a real thing.
>>488478241Never heard of him. Sounds like an idiot.
>>488478393You've never heard of the guy you worship?>AYO CHRUST BE KANG N SHEEIT!>WHO DA FUCK IS CHRUST DOE?>t. (You)
>>488478609Just having a conversation man. Never heard of him. Is that bad?
>>488475738Enrique de Vicente a known expert on the matter and the man who coined the word "conspiranoia" among many other things he talked about that 5 years ago and its interesting how many here not only talk about aliens being demons/spirits but also the "orbs"https://youtu.be/nVpFcVV0Sqk?t=111
>>488478098Even if we could observe it, it would take uncountable trillions of years to figure out how to do the exact some thing. It is a balancing act of modifying shit to get a universe as perfect for life as ours, one little bit off, and this whole thing could pop like a balloon, or gravity wouldn't exist. The multiverse is probably just that, many prototypes god messed with until he understood not only his power, but the perfect balance. The bible says 7 days, in fact, it was 7 cycles, 7 cycles of what? Only god knows, and I bet it took untold eternities to get it right. Making a big bang is easy, we could do that. But making sure it becomes a functioning universe? There is a reason why that is gods domain, life creates life, god creates existence.
>>488478374the real reason is that they wanted to include submersible crafts in the definition, UFO does not.
>>488478182I don't really fucking care. Why are corrupt as motherfuckers running the government?
>>488478804
>>488465271muslims in iraq using english language in their Eid balloon launch over a base, gtfo with that lazy shit
>>488479072your answer is probably on this wheel
>>488478743I would focus on cycles if I was youI am not here to debunk your faith but the cycles end in the Event, the rapture. We don't know what it is but we definitely know its not good.These cycles have been going on ever since we came here and have essentially trapped us. I believe that all religions are just basterdized versions of our history that have went through these cycles with us.
>>488479106oh yeah youre trying real hard baby you try even harder for me
>>488464426this is a funny one first of all something secoondly lets get schitzo >mr admiral bird says wide tract's of land and nazi shit>nazi's said there were hotsprig's and oasises nazi schitzo shit say's theres entrances to argatha ect >pyramid is another one>science hoes something something its where people would have lived a long as time ago>nation states vast ammounts of mineral wealth>mil shit (lot's of it)vast ammount's of testing labs ect cover story is unthinkable nonsense (so could be actually true because its so fucking stupid)you cant go because its dangerous.... what we are told is in antarctica is research facility's and military bases even this should raise eyebrow's
>>488475670The triangle doritos are from US secret projects
>>488463988Aliens are a psyop to cover up for top secret weapons and defense systems along with MKUltra victims. they're made into deluded schizos so no one figures out whats really going on. they're being abducted by intelligence agencies and being tortured. the military was doing high altitude tests with balloons and they used dummies as well as children and people with Progeria as test pilots. their "anti-gravity" UFOS are using superconductors. they synthesize some sort of material that seems like an alloy or a ceramic and contains elements not listed on the periodic table. superconductors create an electromagnetic field that ionizes the gases int he atmosphere creating bright lights and colors.
>>488479324trying what? I'm laughing at retards who've never seen eid hubarak shitskin balooons
>>488464426a lot of gold, dead dinosaurs, ancient humans, elements not listed on the periodic table. cities under the ice as well as the largest of all hadron colliders.
>>488464457The military is aware of at least 12 but keeps it secret because they want to use their ARVs to maintain power over the world.
>>488477106Make a functional brain
>>488479288Wouldn't surprise me if a cycle was going on, from what I can gather, god is not only a scientist, but also a father. He has a plan for us, but something tells me the world and history will keep cycling for this plan. Like a scientist conducting the same experiment to see if the result changes, probably adding small things to the experiment to see how the results would change. Do I know which religion is correct? No, but I do know there is a god, and there is far more then we can ever know or understand.
>>488479423That's just the tip of the (((icerbeg))), bud.They stole the tech from the Germans at the end of WWII. This is the real reason they have covered up the technology for so long. That, and it would irreversibly change the oil economy overnight if the tech were made available to the public.
>>488476523>zogbots would never lie to me! Zog themselves confirmed it!You are a hopeless moron.
if any space aliens are here just know that i am down for some out of this world sex
>>488477106kek this is scientism btw the religion of scienceill help you outbecause of the laws that we understand thermodynamics and entropy we could not create a system that is larger than the system we are in (it gets squigly so feel free to call me out if you want to talk about squigily shit)lets convert every pice of matter every atomic partice everything into computational powerwe could not use that computational power to make a system with More computational power than the system we used to create itstupid examplesyou cant run a program to make your 32gb of ram into 33gb of ram
>>488479625Ai will reach that point within 20 years
>>488463988>it's in the sky >that means it's an alien.More likely it's terrestrial. That means it's from earth, for the retards in the front.
>>488464426Blacked niggers
>>488479905Only if we don't hit a cap, right now AI its just a more advanced google searcher
>>488463988Alien-sama, please save me. i will do anything to get away from this fucking disaster of a planet.
>>488480149Anon aliens are probably demons/spirits of light
>>488480064>>488479905funny story so everything we use is binary the brain uses chem system that is multilayerdso instead of 2 stat'es it has tens of states we dont even know how many states it has its not on or off its who the fuck knows AI is the primary utilizer of this technology currently that we dont even really understand
>>488472799Now it's time for Project Blue Balls. We're going to have yearly UAP hearings, and nothing will ever happen.
>>488480262some might say we are creating life in our own image
>>488480388i always found this funny "life in our own image"based sentient's on a screen (gen z boss and a mini play's)simulation bro's are fully erect kek
>>488463988because they weren't
>>488480149>>488480229They hate sin, and they are eugenicists. They ran Aryans through eugenic programs after creating us with some of their own DNA, in their image. Thats why we are different from the beasts of the field, we are closer to God and they are still primitive monkeys.
>>488480149>>488480229Read the Old Testament. Leviticus is a description of some of these programs.
>>488463988jellyfish huh. cosmic jellyfish. then the universe is like an ocean.
>>488478804Thanks anon
>>488480753>>488480848They are here to end the simulation. We are saved
>>488463988it could also be an unknown class of flying jellyfish now discovered.
>>488464426Pearlworts.
>>488463988>"I saw alien stuff">"Do you have any evidence of that other than your word?">"No"lollmao even
>>488463988Jellyfish tongue my anus oh my
>>488463988aliens are for retardwe need to prove ghost are real those fucker laughing at us in the dark
>>488481255ghosts are just echoes in time
>>488479899>He doesn't download ram
>>488481075Not exactly.
>>488463988>aliens were proven real yesterdayWhy do I see a threads/articles saying this shit every other month and its all just bullshit? Literally boy who cried wolf shit at this point and that's why nobody cares, fuck off.
>>488481372time doesnt exist....
>>488481066yea.... I guarantee someone would run it over. It's florida.
>>488473897Reminds me of some FOIA-released transcriptions of astronauts from I think the Apollo missions. They were recorded saying something like “yeah they’re here with us now. Yes we can hear them.” We don’t know what they were talking about. Possibly just Russians or something but IDK.
>>488481391Fuck.... how could I not have known about this! I'm going to download it right now!
>>488481075there is no simulation the reason people feel like this is they have a nasty feeling our planet has something weird going onit doesImagine the human race s a LOT older than we are led to believe and we have repeatedly going through the same cycle for eons, building up society and our tech just for it to be destroyedits embedded in our memory and we are at the point its beginning to surface, probably due to society being relatively stable and having time to think rather than just survive
>>488471040>snapped out of a tranceKek do burgers still not know being mind-controlled is a part of joining the armed services?They would be seeing the Angels of Mons if their glownig handlers had wanted them to.
>>488477377Beware. Christ is coming, but I'm afraid terrible times will fall before this. They are demonic. Those pushing disclosure in and out of gov are part of a deception. Offut afb is where some of the worst of it happened, af least of what we have tangential evidence of. Paul Bonacci was taken there. Surprisingly enough Johnny Gosch was taken there by his dad a couple months before his kidnapping.The scientists who released some of this info were traced back to Offutt. Just as how remote viewing was studied with rigor using sophisticated tools, so were psychotronics/psychoenergetics. Constant contact was somehow made with NHIs. They fairly quickly showed their true nature. Highly malevolent. The DoD in particular was trying to find some technological means of harnessing whatever was utilized in the spirit. They were able to successfully have a person kill on command, multiple times, in front of a plethora of lab equipment. The three killings by the will of one of their participants apparently required blood in order for it to work. Satanic sacrifice by bloodline satanists. A lot of people in the program suffered permanently.
>>488476707>Actual photo of the aliensave it quick before they take it down!
DEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKED
>>488463988Did it go like pic related?
it looks like a jelly donut stain..your tax dollars at work
>>488465271Fucking retard, this was a fake image created on a debunker forum that tried to come up with an explanation for it. The balloon shape on the right does not exist. Even the debunkers don’t believe it’s a balloon.
>>488483553Left*
>>488463988Ok, so where's the proof?Not just someone saying it.
>>488483696here >>488482822
>>488483696It was a fake and gay psyop that was just done to demoralize us with how poorly done it was desu
>Conspiracy theorists: The government knows aliens are real but they won't tell us the truth>Government: Aliens are real>Conspiracy theorists: Damn I guess aliens aren't real after all
>>488478804Its a fucking smudge on the lens
>>488483869Accurate. I am one of those people.
>>488465045bazinga
>>488479349>eyebrow'sretard
>>488473844Niggers stealing a shopping cart and dumping it at a farm
>>488468866>Why?how old are you
>>488463988Where's the 4K video? Why should anyone accept disclosure by the feds without real proof?
>>488479451i lay one card face down and end my turn
Have you people never really seen a UFO irl? Do you really need the government to tell you they exist?
>>488477106give position and speed of a single particle?
>>488484980sadly notI have seen something very weird thoughWasn't that long ago, out for a walk, grey quiet day. Thought I seen something weird so approached itIt was like a door in the air, just kind off shimmeringFreaked me out
>>488484980I have but it wasn't very exciting.>walking home from local hospital>look up>evening but not quite dark yet>see satellite>it's moving but suddenly stops>it makes L and starts moving slowly>suddenly speeds off and disappearsWeirdest thing was how it just stopped, turned and sped off. Nothing could move the way it did or speed off so fast. Never seen anything move that fast so far away
>>488485314hadron collideradvanced edition
Itty bitty titties and a bob Ughhh
>>488485418nope, literally impossible to do. So simple a task will forever be out of our reach.
>>488463988DRUNK GLOWIE HERE, LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT HOW DUMB THE AVERAGE NORMIE OR UFO GOY IS. YES THEY EXIST, BUT THE 'JELLYFISH' ONE IS HILARIOUS AND IT DIDN'T TAKE PLACE IN MEXICO/U.S. BORDER IT WAS OVER A BASE IN IRAQ. I'LL SPILL THE BEANS AND RUIN SOME PSYOP UNITS OP BUT LOOK UP HOW MANY PEOPLE IN PLACES LIKE RURAL AFGHANISTAN OR IRAQ GET AND USE NATURAL GAS.....THEY GET IT IN BIG PLASTIC BAGS WHICH THEY ATTACH IN HOME. SOMETIMES FIRES OCCUR AND THE BAGS BLOW UP, SOMETIMES THEY CATCH FIRE MELT A LITTLE AND THEN FLOAT ACROSS A U.S. BASE WHERE SOME SUB 90 IQ GRUNTS TAKE VIDEO AND CLAIM THEY SAW A JELLYFISH UFO KEK
>>488464731>=KJVngmi
>>488465045
>>488485314Muh heisen(((berg))) try harder jew
>>488478609you seem angry
>>488482822elizondo is the ultimate platonic form of the fat boomer grifter
>>488465271first time noticing the heart shaped box on the alium, maybe this is a sign we've reached nirvana?
>>488463988Flying spaghetti monster. Richard Dawkins was right all along.
>>488463988fake and gay
>>488468135There you go.I put on a night light for ya.
>>488477472>he doesn’t think the Bible talks about the 6 dimensions above the 4 that constantly interact with usMeanwhile all the miracles up to and including Jesus showing up in a room not having entered the door or through the window proves his body is “spiritual” (which is a layman for trans dimensional) which explains why metaphysical entities can interact with us and matter and we can’t see or explain shit other than things are being manipulated by crap that is there but you cannot see it from this perspective.“Stretching the heavens” is said several times (9) times throughout the OT and New. Breadth width length and height are brought up in context describing the extent of our 4 deminsional universe.It’s right there in the text. Aliens are demons/fallen angels
>>488468453why are you so sure they have nefarious intent? couldn't that just be a reflection of your own psyche?
>>488463988It has been confirmed that they exist and everything is super top secret and even the government doesn't know about it, and they have to protect witnesses from the super secret gov. services. Something doesn't fit here.
>>488478804no rotation or undulation. angle should change as object and camera shouldn't be parallel at the same speed. fake as shit.
>>488486724seethe all you want. Its still true
>>488464426DON'T go down that rabbit hole. Worst mistake of my life.
>>488463988>proventake meds
>>488464448Way to show how you can be manipulated faggot
>>488489585how bad could it be?
>>488463988I've known they were real for decades I don't give a shit queer
>>488484032Make sure you read the King James version of the Bible. It's the most recent and most government approved edition. And only ever read translations. Nobody needs to read the original word in the original language, you can trust the government translators for thousands of years to tell you the truth.
>>488464140You're thinking of mushrooms and cephalopods. Those are the real aliems here.
>>488463988>no alien tech shown>no aliens showNothing burger
>there's 6 gorillion ayys in existence>they are just hidden by the cia so you can't see them
>>488488358METROID
I'm starting to get convinced that all this stand-up comedy with aliens fits into the globalization, progressive agenda. One big pile of crap, just like the leftists' crap
>>488490215What if humanity is a slave colony, and we're their livestock.Does a farmer go up and whisper in the ear of every cow and tell them their lives are basically meaningless and they're going to die just so a bunch of niggers can buy a hamburger?
>>488477333Trips of truth
>>488463988We have already known for decades. Millions of people have seen UFOs/UAPs for themselves. And I am one of them.Anytime the government agencies/military come out with 'proof' its just another larp. Only listen to the science and astronomy communities on UFOs since they are the people with most of the evidence anyway.
>>488463988You still can't prove that wasn't a birb coom stain on a camera lens.
>>488490018>cephalopodsIf humanity becomes extinct, they are the next species to inherit the earth and start walking on land.
>>488490018Is this why shrooms are so powerful? Portal to space? What is RFK going to do to us...
>>488492070
>>488492103treat
>there's 4k footage of a living alien speaking out there being shared among the intelligence community>we get videos of bird shit on a lens passed off as jellyfish aliens
>>488470414go back to your XRP Schizo General /xsg/ containment thread on /biz/, schizo
>>488463988But are they hot? Otherwise I don't care.
>>488478957Fuck that's hot.
>>488468453You might be on to something
>>488463988I'll believe in flying Chinks before I believe in Aliums with tazer lazers
>>488478957I want a Helga to breed
>>488464426I'm genuinely surprised I don't have the cap but there's an excellent greentext on Antarctica possessing pyramids and HL2 strider-like creatures.
>>488463988Imagine being stupid enough to fall for the flying Spaghetti monster made real in project Blue Beam. They don't want you talking about the 20 million ballots Joe Biden used to win the election, or Michele and Barack Obama at the Diddy Party confessed by Suge Knight. No, here is a CGI flying spaghetti monster. Pay attention you stupid cattle. lmao
>>488472152>muh gubbernmint records> government is a pack of liars Pick one
>>488496362>pick onei mean, not really. surely some government records must be based on facts and observations. right?
