Is he... The one? The nobody? Anonymous? Neo? Goku? Master chief? Skynet is protecting him?
I heard he can weave new timelines with his imagination...
Rumors and whispers scatter around the darkest corners of esoteric forums speak of his anomalous prolific philosophies
Isn't this the guy who shot up a kindergarten?
>>488716638Buy an ad and I'll tell you what he is...
Sometimes even the skinwalkers are afraid to make eye contact with him...
>>488716638He would have to be. It is the only thing that explains how he keeps getting away with it.
WHAT A FAGGOT LOL BUSSY BOY IM FINNA CREAM THAT ASS
>>488716861Shut up. Sam is Jesus... DEMON!
>>488716892He is not Jesus. He is krishna. We must remove his genitals to fulfill the prophecy.
Yo guys it's me, obama. What's crack a lackin?b
Sometimes he thinks thoughts that think thoughts themselves...
>>488716638LMFAO DIDN'T HE GET RAPED BY A HUGE BBC AND HE MOANED LIKE UHHHHHHHHHH YEAH DADDY! LOOOOL
>>488716763>broken philosophiesWell, topologically speaking...
>>488717078Stop it. He had no choice. You're disgusting i will always defend him...
>>488716638KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKIN DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT NO ONE LOVES YOU FAGGOT YOU GOT RAPED LOOOOOL
>>488717208Im reporting you. I wont stand for this. You know what, who cares? He liked it. He loved it. He crafted an entire new fantasy world where it never happened by reality bending. You LOST
I dreamed about him again last night... His lips were like roses so soft but his whispers were like thorns. His mana field is impenetrable.
>>488716638We are in Hell. The angels and the demons are fighting for our souls within our minds and bodies. Sam Hyde is the only one who can save us.
I just shit in my hand and honestly imagine that
>>488716638Is he single? Hes cute
>>488716969Yo do you want to work on a movie with me?
>>488717513Nope but he is a faggot who got his little booty hole blown out
>>488716638
Hes so wise, yes hes the one...One day he'll free us all!I know hes the sun!He's our wall!
>>488716638Did he really take a 12 incher?
Sam sam sam! What's your opinion on this headline?? Its about you! Did you ask her out yet??
>>488717869Sam doesn't post here really. He's usually levitating upside down on the Himalayan mountains while meditating. I think he'd reject her and choose to live alone until he dies next week as prophesized. When he resurrects he will know the truth.
This fat retard sam is a cat
>>488716638>>488716638Is he really the onisomabingbongin? The only one left of his kind left alive?
IM GOING TO STAB YOUR FACE 666 TIMES TONIGHT FAGGOT
>>488718004Saved
Free Palestine all the jews ITT should kill themselves
Yesterday... No no... Eons ago! Sam said that when we understood the origin of man began with his first word spoken in the language of the word!
>>488716638TONIGHT... 666 TIMES RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING FACE FAGGOTS... NOT JOKING THIS COMMENT ISNT A JOKE OR A LARP AND WHEN I THREATEN SOMEONE THEN ITS A PROMISE ONCE THEY DEFY ME.
>>488718312>>488718112Based
>>488717869silly overgrown girl lost her mystique by commenting on politics and now she's a roastie
>31 posts out of 36JFC, dude
>>488718374Its sam hyde using his telekinesis to control a phantom ID to post from an alternate VR world
>>488718348True. We need to love each other.
>>488718410
>>488716638He’s not the one. He’s the two.
If he speaks, the, words become reality -- impacting ,thoughts, and minds with a slap of static wisdom on the shimmering facade of the deep state. Feds copy him. He invented the CIA while dreaming. His understanding of geometrically significant encryptions is 10x a normal human.
>>488716638He's just a fatty who should get off his fat ass and put out WP 2 already.
>>488718312Yeah but if hes a fat ugly retard pedophile, who cares? Why make a fuss? Geez you're spiteful. Whatever im going to watch the new Spider-Man with my son. L8r for realz
>>488718723Exactly bro we are on the same wave length L8r 4 realz
>>488718112Lol he thinks hes reality bending his way out
I heard a took it good like a girl
One whisper from sam can awaken spirits dormant for thousands of years...
>>488716638Bro do you realize hes a fat fucking satanic retard loser with 0 friends and a room temp iq? He tried bending a spoon with his mind. He has no kike magic. He is powerless. Hes not long for this world...
I kissed him in my dreams.His forehead was like satin.
>>488716638Lololol bro his butt was bleeding sharts as he rage posted that day
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TOY. YOU GAVE ME YOUR SOUL.
>>488719291Stop it you fuckin dastardly demon degenerate
>>488719400You do realize we can tell you're talking to yourself, right?
IM SOOOOOO HUNGRY! I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!
>>488719442No you can't. Youre simply seeing through the matrix for the first time. Im the only person who posts on this website. I make literally every post. Go look.
>>488719461Just 4 more days! You've got this!
>>488716638Just a new England rich kid who went into youtubing. Many such cases.
>>488719623You know him?! What's he like in person? I thought he was from a different timeline and only existed in memes here!
>>488716638See the thingIs that noOneWill believe you andThat also there's just not anythingThat youCan do to change it or the opinion of anyone here...
Once twiced... He thriced the dice of fate. What were the results? Infinity!
>>488716638Does he have family he loves?b
>>488716638Has he murdered Hasan Piker yet?
>>488716638Id fuck his mom's face to death. If shes dead id fuck her back to life.
>>488716638I. AM. THE. ONE.
He believes in everything but also nothing.He finds the nothing in the everything.Once everything is taken from nothing, only everynothing remains.
>>488716638No seriously. He got raped because he couldn't shut up as an entrapped pedo retard lolol
It's Samuel Hydenko also known as Ghost of Kyiv
>>488720122Hes the phantom of the Philippines
GET RAPED LOL
>>488720172Your obsession with being anally raped suggests that you have a deep seated trauma that you bury.
>>488716638I CAN'T STOP DREAMING ABOUT HIM! I MISS HIM! IM GOING TO HUG AND KISS HIM NOW!
>>488720172SHUT THE FUCK UP DEMON. SAM WILL OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE. RAPE IS NOTHING. HE CAN TAKE ANYTHING.
>>488716771He's the only known man to have committed multiple mass shootings. He still walks free to this day plotting the next one.
488720231
>>488716638The Nobody, a schizomancer who eats lies and shits secrets. His heartbeat produces infrasound that invariably fgithens men and arouses women. He is a tyrant too glib to debate and too smart to contradict. The world watches in horror as this inhuman machine gives God the go-ahead to wipe out their existence completely.The Knights Templar successfully scattered and preserved enough ancient knowledge that in the age of the Internet, some dew juicer could just string it all together and blow the whistle.Thinking destructive thoughts can cause others, perhaps even across arbitrarily large distances, to engage in destructive behaviors. The same can be said of creative thoughts and acts, but the potency and efficacy of the thought is directly related to one's emotional state, the intensity of passion, and intention.Two men living on opposite sides of Europe simultaneously invented calculus and from opposite points of origin on that particular line of reasoning. At the time it was taken as self evident that the luminiferous aether exists and that thoughts could transport across distance in this medium. Behold the power of thoughts and prayers. Search 10 monkey effect.
If he stares into a mirror too long, a portal will open to hell from his eye and consume him. This is why hes so messy really. He can't use mirrors
>>488716638Shimmering shinning oneSo shimmery and shiney!Youre as beautiful as the sun!And as magical as hermine!
>>488716638He's jewish. Be weary of his advice.
>>488716638YOU PUT A KID IN A DRYER SAM HYDE!! YOU DID MUCH MORE??
>>488716638If i kiss him while on the astral plane, is this the pathway to shangi la?!
>>488716707If that were true would he be a fat retard lolcow getting his fat retard pig throat slit soon?
GET RAPED LOLOL
>>488720833>>488720790You psychos need Jesus
>>488716638Always bumping MDE
>>488716638His first day of kindergarten he met a friend that hed later learn was in fact a high ranking illuminati wizard in training. He didn't learn until now... Today... HE IS NOW A MAGICAL WIZARD AND HES PASSED THE TEST!
>>488716638Sams getting a chip put in his brain. Hes going to be my thrall.
>>488721092Really?!
>>488721161No LoL
>>488720952Kill yourself chink
>>488717078RAPE. BEING DOMINATED. MADE INTO A TEST SUBJECT. IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU CAN RAPE HIM AS HARD AS YOU LIKE HE WILL NEVER SURRENDER
>>488721380Was he really raped like a girl? I can't believe he has the courage to carry on acting tough. Hes brave.
RAPE HIM JUST TRY EVEN YOU'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RAPE SAM HYDE JUST WATCH THE DOT
>>488721451You've posted 78% of the replies in this thread...
>>488721516Has he really been raped so much? Did he tell the police?!
>>488721530No you can't. Youre simply seeing through the matrix for the first time. Im the only person who posts on this website. I make literally every post. Go look.
>>488721606So you really are a bot. Whoever made you is truly pathetic.
>>488721565Police said tough shit and to keep it to himself. Hes got to 1v1 the entire DoD, FBI, etc. i believe.
Sam hyde made me... Hes the wickin wicking one of shadow forgery
An unfunny ugly fat retard homo pedo, seems more and more common these days
Some say but only whisper is whispy phantom lies that sam is not the truth
>78 pbtidwhat the fuck
>>488721956It's a bot.
>>488716638He's a grifter.he's turned into such a money rubbing favgot. Searching for oppulant shit to buy whilebegging on stream is,nigger tier. He does it constantly. Premiums I say you do it constantly sam, you nigger
I got a kick out of his "Anime in Nutshell" PowerPoint presentation at an anime convention. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-RF_IADRHs
have you ever know what it's like to get anal deep-throated whilst shitting puking eating, on a trend-mill whilst weight training and getting groped auto-anal pig fuckered at the same time?contemplate the sensations.
>>488716638I kissed him again in my dreams but he was in his true Divine female form like I'd never seen before. Kissing another girl was so strange...
>>488722762Is that sams True female divine form? WOWZA i see why he was built for that BBC. Is that what awakened his divine female form?
Sam! Sam! Sam! Bam! Bam! Bam!He's shooting fireballs again!
>>488722762Are you a black guy? Because Sam loves BBC LOLOLOLOLOL the one from the supermarket wants to smash
>>488723180SHUT UP. HE WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM THAT NIGHT BUT HE WILL IMAGINE YOU OUT OF EXISTENCE AND ONLY GOD WILL JUDGE YOU THEN! HE WILL PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED AND DENY ALL EVIDENCE AND THEN HOW SILLY WILL YOU LOOK?! WHO CARES HE WAS RAPED LIKE A GIRL HE IS THE DIVINE FEMININE AND HE WILL SHOW YOU WHATS WHAT
GO AHEAD. RAPE HIM. SEE IF HE GIVES A FUCK. JUST WATCH OUT FOR TIME POLICE.
HE HAS ALL THE METADATA EVIDENCE IN HIS PHONE! HE IS HEADED TO COURT NEXT WEEK!! YOULL ALL BE ARRESTEDBFOE DEFYING THE SHINIGUMJOB LAWS OF SAM
>>488723448>>488723368>>488723320Two more weeks. Hes probably going to kill himself in like a month.
>>488723481No he's going to get a Chip in his brain and be my pet tool. Especially when he thinks he can pretend im a bot and pretend hes the nobody or shrek himself even .
>>488723548That's Fair. We live in the future. Playing stupid futuristic games wins stupid futuristic prizes.
Sam is a cat
Shadows bounce off the light that radiates from his glowing blue eyes. He is the only person on earth with that eye color.
>>488716638KILL YOURSELF YOU FAT FUCKING RETARD. YOULL BE BETTER OFF THAN AS A ROBOT TOOL
>>488716638Is he a real project Graham example?
>>488716638>>488716638>>488716638NEGATIVEHOWEVER HE IS VERY BASED: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5LzrF9Ac4I&t=3s
I'll be cat napping but im sure it will be a good watch! I hope you all are ready for the consequences of stalling this for so long too... Ask sam about his magic and agent skills now... He is my red heifer... Your only hope... My lolcow... My design... My NPC... MINE! Oh... But... Did i sneeze on a Tuesday while facing a full moon? Did ya think that excuse would work? Your npc hero is my pet... >:)
>>488724834Do you know sam personally like a friend maybe?
Sam hyde... Big bad Satanist. Tonight is the night! Im excited to add you to my collection.v
Ohhhh no no no don't go clutching rosaries and flapping maga hats now! NAH UHH! TOO LATE!
What a shivering little snake of a network ive found in the grass.. >:)
Hes so timid and scared...
Laughing and talking loudly to act casual... As if i didn't always know lol shhhh don't tell anyone!>:x
I have many reeks...
My reeks don't have magical powers. They cannot outsmart me.
>>488717634Aw sweet Gen Z will all kill your soul in hell together, and floss.https://files.catbox.moe/3tg7j7.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/vacfhm.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/8aqvtz.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/3kl56e.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/pmib5p.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/jrctdj.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/yjx7kj.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/bc8stt.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/wr4554.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/e91m9y.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/nodbz4.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/pjqzcs.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/yhwd8n.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/1ifv2g.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/p7v3wm.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/vdg0rf.jpghttps://banned.video/watch?id=66bfe658d7c8d6df5cd807d0https://banned.video/watch?id=66ac1b9505a3ef4dd99bdc29https://banned.video/watch?id=63da96c6f246b125edf726e6https://banned.video/watch?id=67096929bf22ea6d7d48dd8fhttps://files.catbox.moe/eopqcg.webmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kQRKhvxh34
Once ive made a reek... I will test it numerous times...
Reeks who succumb to the temptation of betraying their masters all must face harsh life ending or life long consequences. One reek... This one reek making me have to type this much? I know hes special to you... I made this reek for you to worship...b
>>488716638So did he actually fuck and abuse a minor or what? I heard he starts seething whenever you mention it to him.
Best thread on /pol/
>>488727209Yes he did plenty... He also was involved in school shooter programs.
Imagine sam as a metaphor for a final screech of the old worlds lingering stench.
Go ahead. Rub sams belly. Did it Grant your wish? Ooh sam and.. Natalie biden are friends?>:p
>>488727209Ya, that's why he got canceled, because jews are so against that type of thing. You really thought it was because of the coded racism? Hah, scoff...
>>488716638Sam Hyde is the greatest creation of the internet.
>oOoOh you're my tool i own youHahaha they each get their face stomped in. Plenty of military fags have tried buddies... Im calling the shots...
Bankers! Moguls! Billionaires! Some of you chose Sam as your champion! You chose that! Idiocracy! I feel like my tricks are too mean sometimes but you deserve it...
>oh and but also war!Hahaha while this fat retard animal was barking at me all month? Hahahahaha expect the war in your private island mansion with this behavior!
Ding ding ding! Anyone there?! Im looking for the hot shots operating my lolcow Sam while i was gone?
6pm! All channels!
>>48871686191 posts in this thread, 91 posts imagine that, rent free does not do it justice.
>>488728757Its a love letter for my old darling friend
>>488728757Sam put a little child in a dryer machine! I know sams special secrets!
>>488728797You should chill the fuck out Dawg. 110 posts in one thread bro, even with IP rotation.
>>488729044Im very chill.
Mrrow :3
Sweet dreams!
>>488716638When will he fight Jake Paul in the ring?
I heard Mr. Hitler hired him to sew the Jew skin on his ufo
>>488716638Time is a cruel misdress
>>488723320He got ass pounddd?
looks like a jew to me
>>488716638He is a cuck. See this more Info on this faggot and all the ecelebs >>488729795
>>488716638Sam Hyde is a Freemason and Fishtank is a recruitment show for zoomers/millenials.Sam is an evil person who hides behind yelling JEWS and saying DONT SMOKE WEED, THANKS FOR THE $20
Sam Hyde's Fishtank is a kabbalah ritual similar to Jews beating a chicken to death. Being respected for being evil is the core of Jewish Satanism. Sam just wants to torture people because he's evil. He picks poor people so they are happy for the opportunity and now he's respected for being an evil person.
>>488716638Sam is 38 and looks like 50. Why? Because he abuses steroids, does drugs and smokes. He is a degenerate.
>>488732920He's 38 with no family and his career is degrading poor people for money in a Freemason recruitment show called Fishtank. Jewish Kabbalah ritual.
>>488716771No he is the ace of kiev
Martina Hluchahttps://de.linkedin.com/in/martinahluchaYou looking fwd to your life in jail ?Was the Hermes Versand Boss happy that everyone knows now that he is a pedophile and freemason because of your successful work for the SS ?Fix the bank account QUICKLY! or the next problems will come ......The bank will surely love to have their involvement in the shitshow and crimes going public, or ?Wir haben keine Verfassung. Same as Canada ..... .
>>488721654It's Sam, my dear leaf anon. He thinks it's funny. Look how he's getting away with it, again. Truly one of Gods chosen.
Sam Hyde is funded by Peter Thiel and uses palantir technology to spy on Fishtank contestants pre season. He also hires people to AstroTurf their post season careers and pays for most of their donations.Easy evidence is him kicking out Simmons in s1. It was a karaoke bit because Simmons said he was made fun of as a kid for singing karaoke, in his book. But how would Sam know that if he just learned Simmons is a pedo? Did Sam read a whole book on the way over?No, he already knew. Sam Hyde the Freemason gets access to Palantir's spying tools.
what the fuck is even going on in this thread
>>488732660Sam if you are reading this I want to be a part of the illuminati. Get me in. I'll suck your dick in front of Elon musk. PLEASE SAM, PLEASE.
WOMEN ARE WHORES, STAY AWAYGET MONEYDONT DO DRUGSTHANKS FOR THE $50 RETARD, WE'RE FRIENDS NOW
>>488733376Best thread on /pol/ in months.
>>488733524>grooms show contests to fuck his producers>give ME your money.>all my producers do drugsSamuel Whitcomb Hydensteinberg the Freemason, everyone!
Anyone notice his Sam pays people to shill his slop? He pays off /TV/ mods too.
