no more fun for nafo? -Vladimir Putin Approves Updated Nuclear Doctrine: Key PointsAggression against Russia and its allies by a non-nuclear state supported by a nuclear power will be considered a joint attack.Russia may use nuclear weapons in response to a critical threat to the sovereignty and territorial integrity of itself or Belarus.Conditions for nuclear use include the launch of ballistic missiles against Russia.Nuclear retaliation is possible in the event of a critical threat to Russia’s sovereignty, even with conventional weapons, including massive launches of military aircraft, cruise missiles, drones, and other aerial vehicles crossing Russian borders.The updated nuclear doctrine defines adversaries subject to nuclear deterrence measures.Providing territory or resources for aggression against Russia constitutes grounds for nuclear deterrence of the state involved.
>>488923577you do realize nafo is not nato, right?
im super duper serious this time you guys
>>488923577NOOOOK NOOOOOOOOOOKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKseriously you guys!
>>488923580yeye, you can be so ironic, but not a single western missile will fly over Russian territory even after the recent alleged "permission"
>>488923581Lmaohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_lines_in_the_Russo-Ukrainian_War
>>488923581soooo lets see it.
>>488923577>integrity of itself or Belarusso when are they going to fry moscow
>OOK OOK IMMA NOOKyeah, that's what zigbots will be telling themselves while getting ATACMS'd, *KEK*
Everyone in this thread should die
>3 years of impotent warfare>still nook threadsNothing ever changes huh
>OOOOOOOOKing intensifies
>>488923587>still nook threadsthis is not about nook, idiot, this is about the "western world" will stick its head even deeper in the sand and nafo will have even less fun
>>488923589it very clearly isn't, now fuck off
God I wish a zigger would.
>>488923589>NOOK NOOK NOOK
>>488923581who's gonna tell himhttps://x.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1858798573028016607
>>488923589>p-please wecternes stop arming our enemies'no' lol
>>488923577>I'm really gonna noook this time I swear!
>>488923577>its allies"This ally is not our ally anymore and in fact they never were"
>>488923593Looool. I guess nobody just told anything to pootin so he doesn't know. So much for muh nukes.
>>488923577tl;dr
>NOOOKbut Pidorstan was already invaded in August and ukies are still there and not nuked huh
>>488923593>who's gonna tell himAre you a degenerate? The strike was carried out at 3am in Moscow, the doctrine was signed literally just now
>>488923577Kill us already, I'm tired of the blue ballz
>>488923600Have you planned your line for when the next missile hits?
>>488923577Just stop pretending by this point and just say "we will use nukes whenever we feel like it".Or do you still try to pretend like you got a moral high ground?
>>488923602>Have you planned your line for when the next missile hits?Now they will NEVER risk doing this, believe me.
>>488923577OH NO NOT ANOTHER RED LINE
>>488923600The "new" doctrine literally doesn't include anything new. All of it was already true before
>>488923577Muuuh nuuuuukes
>>488923604If Russia uses a nuke they will be portrayed as weak cucks for all of human history. Imagine having to use a nuke during a special military operation lmao.
>>488923577>engage in unprovoked and unwarranted use of nuclear weapons (no, Ukraine defending itself from a Russian invasion does not by any stretch of the imagination warrant Russian use of a nuclear weapon)>NATO responds with a massive retaliatory nuclear strike on Russia and possibly even a preemptive one against North Korea and China for good measure because at that point, attempting to placate or inflict any lesser form of punishment on Russia is completely counter-productiveWhy do retards keep thinking that this would turn out any other way?
even when you stop to think about it, it's schizo stuffImagine if the Bongs nuked France over the Exocets the Argentians used in the FalklandsOr America nuked itself after 9/11 because the aircraft were manufactured by Boeing
>>488923577OOK OOOOOOOK NOOK NOOOOK
>>488923610>terrorists hijack boeing in 2024>they plow it into the groundplaying the long game
>>488923577I'M GONNA DO IT THIS TIME I'M SUPER CEREAL
>>488923602>All rockets have been shut down before crossing the borderThey are already using this for today's attack.
>>488923600
>>488923612My sides must've been installed by Boeing.
>>488923612At last I realise.... Boeing-sama I KNEEEL
Do it, faggot
>>488923615Got one with just regular pepe?
>>488923577>day 1000 of 3 day special ed operation>1000th nook threat
>>488923618>Do it, faggotYou (in Europe) have absolutely decorative armies, absolutely gay and helpless troops and a people who will never want to fight and tremble at any mention of nuclear weapons, do you really want this? So that we can then simply walk through your ashes all the way to the Lamanche?
>>488923577World second army are scared by third world oikrainians and changing nuclear doctrine. Super duper chad who's wrestles with bear are afraid of miniature piggy pet
>>488923621Do it faggot.
>>488923621do it faggot, what are you pussies waiting for? two nukes and Mosqueow and Pidorsburg are gone, and Puccia with them
>>488923621>decorative armiesbut enough about Muscovy
>>488923621Good effort, but you laid it on a little thick at the end.
>>488923621Yes, unironically. Europe will be severely damaged, but will survive. Mosqueovy will however cease to exist.
Imagine having to resort to nook threats when fighting a war of aggression against a neighbouring country because you are seething that they got a few rag tag NATO Cold War era missiles.
>>488923582lmao
>>488923621>YOU ARE WEAK AND TREMBLE BEFORE MIGHTY RUSSIAlmao then do something you fucking faggots.
>for decades people assumed MAD meant nobody with nukes was retarded enough to shoot first because well, they are human beings with manners and sanity>russia nowIsn't a declaration like this reason enough to flatten russia? this sort of bully like behaviour cannot be tolerated.
You (European gays) are very lucky that the same Russian (aka Ukrainians) but drugged people stood in our way. Just look at yourselves, at your people, you are absolutely helpless, pampered, your armies literally do not exist, you simply have no one to fight with, you would literally be kissing our boots the next day when we would have entered your land
>>488923632Federal Reserve notes and NATO hand me downs are enough to stop the world's second army lmao
>>488923607What a strange fucking country
>>488923621>absolutely decorative armies>LamancheNigger they can't even cross the eastern part of eastern (You)kraine. What are they gonna do? Symbolically rename a fucking creek in ukraine La Manche and consider it victory? Lmao
>>488923632Better attempt but still needs work, cmon anon it's not that hard
>>488923607Meanwhile, in Snowmalia
Anyone has the webm or gif of russian t80-90s getting("blitzkrieging") to berlin in couple of hours on some russian cable news?
>>488923638>blitzkriegingDo you doubt that this would have happened if the Russian army had gone through the territory of Belarus, for example? Seriously
here's an all time classic
>>488923641Now look at the map, do you doubt such a maneuver? It really is a free walk
>>488923640>can't even take the Donbass after 3 years of war>can't take Kiev when invading trough Belarus less than 100km from the border>WE WOULD RIDE TO BERLIN IN HOURS CUMRADE
Russia says they will nooookTrannies say they are womenThe world laughs and moves on
>>488923632don't forget about murica, nooks are on the way
>>488923644What do Russian trannies say?
>>488923643Idiot, tell me who would stand in the way to Berlin. your decorative armies with 20 tanks half of which are not combat ready?
>>488923647A couple of unarmed cops and the town drunk would do just fine against Muscovy's "army"
>>488923647russia would fold like origami before reaching their own bordergunless retard
>>488923647You have been saying literally the same thing about Ukraine. Look where you are now.
>>488923641>1800km is not a distance for a modern armyKEK
>>488923647Now that's better anon, bait should be short and to the point. Well done
>>488923607>>488923634>>488923637I don't see anything strange about Russians wishing for a nuclear holocaust.I would also wish for that if I lived in Putin's playhouse.
>>488923647Ah, yes, maybe if you keep pretending that countries like Poland don't have an army then it will come true!>pls stop supplying urain with weapons>we would have won already if it weren't for NATO supplying uraine>also NATO has decorative armies and would be steamrolled by mighty puccian bearzigger double think is always amusing
>>488923639>>488923641Kek thanks. Classics>>488923642Too easy, you can even have porridge
I'm convinced Lil' Vlad is a CIA asset. No one can be this retarded.
>>488923577im... IM GONNAIM GONNA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
>20th January, 2025>After multiple failed lefty assassination attempts Donald Trump comes to the podium to deliver his inauguration speech>"My fellow Americans, let me tell you, I’m very pleased to announce something huge today. We’re taking big action, folks, really big. I’ve signed legislation, some of the best legislation ever, that’s going to outlaw Russia forever. Can you believe it? It’s going to be tremendous. And just so you know, we’re starting the bombing in five minutes. It’s time to show strength, folks, and we’re going to do it big league!"
"Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov warns that Ukraine's use of Western non-nuclear missiles, like ATACMS, against Russia under the new nuclear doctrine could provoke a nuclear response. He added that Russia is closely monitoring the situation."->https://x.com/NOELreports/status/1858810865841029139U.S. Assistant Secretary of State Brian Nichols confirmed that the U.S. has allowed Ukraine to strike deep inside Russia with American missiles without specifying if this is only limited to the Kursk region."The weapons that President Biden has authorized Ukraine to use will give it greater ability to defend itself and, hopefully, will allow the Russian Federation to understand that the use of force to seize Ukrainian territory will not succeed and perhaps it will begin to negotiate peace or, better still, simply withdraw from Ukrainian territory."
>>488923621
>>488923651I mean it's true, they just misunderstood what a having a modern army meant.
>>488923650>You have been saying literally the same thing about UkraineSince 2014, Ukraine has developed hundreds of thousands of people with some combat experience on the east (and they are (ukraininans) basically russians = warriors), what do you have, in some Netherlands/Estonia/Albania etc, where half population are gay-perverts fuck dogs on the streets?
>>488923662Invade the Baltics then already faggot. Stop talking and do it
>>488923662>where half population are gay-perverts fuck dogs on the streets?the projection lmao
>>488923662>t.
>>488923662are you going to do something or yap like a bitch?
>>488923662>half population are gay-perverts fuck dogs on the streets?If only I'd saved the link to the "AI David Attenborough on India" video where he gets into the dogfucking.
>>488923662>dude, please fear us, we're super scary>i know we're hiring north koreans to replace our soldiers because we can't keep up, but trust me, we're super powerful>stop laughing, i'm going to cry!
>>488923662>russians I think there's some gay hazing videos on the internet of russian barracks, like a ritual into service
the time of the barbarians has come again, you pampered gayropeans, the unipolar world is coming to the end
>>488923577>NOOK NOOK>MISSILES WONT CHANGE THE WAR BUT WE WILL NOOK YOU IF YOU USE THEM NOOKThe monkey cries as he lashes out.
>>488923621I wish for nothing more than the complete extermination of the russian "people"
>>488923670the time of sacking russia has come again. the expensive gas world is coming to an end
>>488923670Yeah, it's gonna swap to bipolar, and the magnet is going to rape Russia from both sides.
>impotent seething about nooks>again
Why were Western boomers so fucking afraid of this shithole again?
>>488923675close, but it's missing the ring to be a true goatse
Putin's newest "Red line" lasted less than 24 hours. Such power, much strong. Great superpower. Raised eyebrow. very wow.
>>488923676to be fair during those boomers' heyday, russia(i.e the soviets) were still a threat
>>488923676Because, contrary to popular belief, Russia is not the same thing as the USSR. The USSR had TWICE the population and controlled 4-5x the worlds GDP compared to Russia today and they had actual heavy industries that could shit out thousands of tanks and armored vehicles.Russia is husk of what the USSR was.
>>488923680And most engineers and factories were based on Ukraine. How ironic
Frankly this is embarrassingBoth the document and this thread
>>488923680So essentially Russia plundered it's vassals and went to shit once they couldn't do that anymore. Incredible
>>488923669There istona of that stuff desu.
>>488923608If Russia uses a nuke, I see two possibilities for the future. Option one, Russia is fucked sideways by a massive global coalition, possibly including China. Whether there will be retaliatory nuclear strikes is essentially irrelevant, either way Russia is utterly defeated and anyone even remotely involved in Russia's nuclear launch is executed for crimes against humanity. Russia is split up between the coalition nations, and the nuclear taboo is preserved.Option two is perhaps more exciting. Nothing happens, and the use of nuclear weapons becomes normalised as part of regular warfare. Nukes proliferate like crazy, as every nation with any interest whatsoever in maintaining sovereignty starts developing them. We will live to see the first nuclear terrorist attacks.
>>488923685And it is in the intrests of other nuclear-armed nations NOT to let that option two happen. It would be far more preferrable to form a coalition to fuck up Russia than to see every other small nation developing their own nukes. If small nations like Sweden and Finland develope their own nukes, that will deminish USA's political pull on them as well. And China's. Also, nobody likes unchecked proliferation of nukes. They will get into the hands of tinpot dictators. And that makes things messy and unpredictable.
>>488923577>>488923667https://odysee.com/@MAGAlionHAT:e/INDIA_THE-WORST-COUNTRY-ON-EARTH:9
>>488923687lmao
>>488923678Is China already fucking with the more asian parts of Russia? Like Buryatia and Tanuu Tuva?
>>488923689Yeah. They're updating their maps making claims to places like Vladivostok (Haishenwai) too.
>>488923577How does this works? They can invade any non nuclear power and if they get helped they nook? Sounds retarded
>>488923621Ziglets are so fucking goofy. They think and act like anime villains but everybody else is just cringed out by the autism.
>>488923604>>488923600>>488923581blow your smekalka out your ass, you fetal alcohol pidor. My new hobby for the last two years has been imprenating Russian women and ghosting them. Since all the russian "men" are dead or in jail at this point.
>>488923604>believe meI do believe you now since you asked so nicely, I also now believe that Russia is mighty and strong, and didn't draw 23 meaningless red lines already but this one is the final one (believe me).
>>488923621(You) are literally pic related lmao
>>488923632Russia is absolutely the fucking last person to call other people druggies and claim superiority over them
I wish a zigger would Do it you fucking gorilla nigger faggots
WISHA NIGGAWOULD
>>488923600Nothing has changed. This is just Putin showing the peasants that he is strong mother bear. It's for domestic consumption.
>>488923656Actually it's impressive that monkey can do this much
>>488923610>Imagine if the Bongs nuked France over the Exocets the Argentians used in the FalklandsActually the Bongs did threaten to nuke... Not France, but Buenos Aires if France did not give the Bongs the disarm codes (and stop supplying them) to the Argentinians. The French backed down (and then got their payback by tricking the Bongs to make the Channel Tunnel).
>>488923670Europeans have been called "barbarians" by almost every single civilisation they've conqueredIf I were a non European expecting to live through a "time of barbarians" I would be DEEPLY concerned
>>488923641>>488923642>>488923651>>488923655I'm sick of this. The video you're posting is from a satire show. I am sick of fucking explaining it. It was created before the invasion where everybody in the West was talking about how Russia was a big bad evil nation that would sweep across Europe but also had the West saying Russia was corrupt and useless. So they made a funny video saying that Russia will somehow march across Europe using 'old WW2 maps' (did this bit seriously not tip you off that it is satire) and manage to do 1,800km of travelling in a matter of weeks. Do you not understand it is mocking the idea that - in the West - that Russia is both a big scary powerful nation but also hopelessly useless.Like, you can do five fucking seconds of google searching to find it was a satire video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHKQDfmahQg
>>488923704Cope, you know they fucking believed it at the timesome of them still do
>>488923609That would have been true before Trump. Now is hide with the tail between his legs
>>488923705Of course, because they would have been punished for 'insulting the Russian military' if they hadn't played it JUST straight enough that it avoids the defenestration. But it was meant to be satire. I mean I cannot stress how important is for people to read the god damn subtitles. Like how did people see 'using old WW2 maps' and not think 'Hang on...'?
>>488923670The first decision of the multipolar world order will be to ban washing hands after taking a shit.
>>488923704Because it's hard to tell difference between troll and actual retards Vatnik and official Russian Gov rhetoric and propaganda is no different than this vid
>>488923704after seeing russian state tv showing the ukie trench cleaning video and claiming its theirs, everything is a fucking satire that they air
>>488923702That's something that was said 30 years after the fact so that the French could save face, I highly doubt that story. It comes from a French book about Miterrand btw.
>>488923704>but also hopelessly useless.There is nothing in there acknowledging that part of the narrative.
>>488923658Trump value more his friendship with Putin than America strength
>>488923577what the hell is a nafo?
oh no
>>488923704Maybe you should stop frog posting if you want to be taken seriously.
> Footage has emerged of the explosion in Sevastopol on November 13 targeting the car of 47-year-old war criminal Captain 1st Rank Valery Trankovsky, Chief of Staff of the 41st Brigade of Missile Ships and Boats of the Black Sea Fleet. https://x.com/wartranslated/status/1858800618577527277Anyway, black sea fleet takes another L today kek
>>488923716Well? I'm waiting!
>>488923716that himars crew just triggered WW3!
>>488923718>"Foolish piggies, don't they know this is a LAND WAR?">They blow up your naval officers on landWell-played.
>>488923716Oh my god the great poccia warleader Putin will noook everything, good bye anon, sometimes it was nice to chat with you.
>>488923577
>>488923707>Like how did people see 'using old WW2 maps' and not think 'Hang on...'?shit dude the Russians were doing stupider shit than that even before they invaded Ukraine its not a particularly surprising or unusual thing for them to say
>>488923716I hope russia does the stupid thing. Lets go now, I dont want to be old and helpless when we fight the horde of eastern savages again.
>>488923704>>488923707Nah.
>>488923577wow russia is really strong and not weak at all
>>488923621Do you seriously think that Ukrainian army is stronger than the supposed decorative European ones? It has taken you now 3 years with Ukraine and nothing has been gained. How do you think you're going to fare against any European military, especially after this war?
https://x.com/Tendar/status/1858854293924671872Close footage of impact of ATACMS on the 67th GRAU arsenal near Karachev. Not much visually but the audio is kino af
>>488923582TWO MORE LINES
>>488923728They seriously believe that Russia has been fighting HATO the whole time, and if Trump pulls out they will have the whole Europe on a plate, lmao.
>>488923621WALK ACROSS THE BORDER I DOUBLE DARE YOU SNOWNIGGER
>>488923731If it all comes to war between NATO and Russia, I’d give anything just to see the faces of ziggers when they realize what it means to them when they’re up against actually competent air forces. Of course, the ground equipment of European countries is also somewhat better than what Ukraine gets (more modern variants of Leopards, etc.), but it’s the air capability gap that would completely turn the battlefield around.
>>488923641a snail... the russians were mogged by a fucking snail
>>488923733There's also the sad fact russia couldn't even maintain sufficient logistics to reach the capital of Ukraine, remember the massive stalled convoy of military vehicles that ran out of fuel?
>>488923733It’s funnier to think about the Russian mobiks that will come begging for food at the Burger King container at some unimportant FOB in bumfuck nowhere.
>>488923600>I'm super serious about using nukes if Russia is attacked!>mein monkey, Russia was attacked this morning>hmmm...I think I'll let that one slide. but NOW I'm really serious!ook ook you have no nuke
>>488923662>they are (ukraininans) basically russians = warriors>remember those holhol nazi troon drug addicted gay jew pigs who kicked our ass?> that was US
>>488923716Red line status?!?!
>>488923577>Conditions for nuclear use include the launch of ballistic missiles against Russia. too late, lmao.
>>488923716>>488923581>>488923615RedLineStatus?!?!
>>488923741groovyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbJanCYONrk
>>488923704>from a satire showName of the show? The video you posted says Kremlin TV in the description, but I can't find anything.Also, nothing in the sketch says it's satire, how do you know?
>>488923621>You (in Europe) have absolutely decorative armiesYeah, without butt rape the army isn't real. Da, cumrade?
>>488923621You've have consumed to much Zigger propaganda if that's what you actually believe.
>According to the statement, Kiev fired six long-range ballistic missiles identified as ATACMS early on Tuesday morning. Five of them were intercepted with S-400 and Pantsir air defense systems, while another was damaged and hit the ground at a Russian military site in Bryansk Region, causing a fire that was quickly dealt with. The Russian military claimed that no damage was caused by the incident.
>>488923577>Another Shahsneed hits Belgorod Municipal Bomb Range>Iran gets nooked
>>488923685>We will live to see the first nuclear terrorist attacks.Wake the fuck up Mykolai, we have a city to burn>>488923686What makes nukes interesting is that to get them you need either smart people or money to hire them. Most dictators don't have neither.I think fuck all will happen out of fear that russia will nuke western countries too. It's idiotic, but most of the politicians you guys have are complete morons and/or cowards
>>488923746What about the gigantic fireball visible from 10 miles away?Fireworks for ammo depot's commanders birthday party?(yeah, that ammo depot is no more)
>>488923744Jesus christ he even has a z shaved into his dome.
>>488923697Seriously. The most alcoholic country in the world (by far) calling people druggies is rich. The average lifespan of the Russian male is 58 years old, probably less now thanks to lord monke Putin's retard war.
>>488923749>What about the gigantic fireball visible from 10 miles away?That was the S-400 and Pantsir *systems* intercepting the ATACMS about 7 meters before they could strike at russian soil.
nuketella
>>488923599Ah, but you see, Kursk and Belgorod are Ukrainian, so it doesn't count.
Xaxaxaxa hololols, now presidenski trump will cut the aids for sure and jewlenskkki is finished please stop bombing moscow with US i mean my tax dollars
>>488923577RIP Belgorod
>>488923639After Russia crumbles i'm gonna find her and wage a hot war on her ass. (wearing three condoms ofcourse)
>>488923577Consider the following:Ukraine has nukes too
>>488923757Anon, condoms have more chance of ripping if you use more than one. If youre worried about it ripping, dont go dipping.
>>488923676Its kinda like Mike Tyson, its easy to call him weak now but mid 80s Mike could decapitate you with one punch.
>>488923756Usually it's Voronezh
>>488923760Well also Soviet Union isn't just russiaIn reality, most if not all soviet achievements happened "нe блaгoдapя a вoпpeки"-"not thanks to, but despite" the idiotic russian rule
>>488923704Buddy you have to understand russians are genuinely subhuman and believe it.>webm rel
>>488923746It's funny to me how disrespectful it is to your own people to constantly claim nothing is happening. Like imagine it rains hellfire and you personally know people atomized in the explosions and your government just says "we intercepted them. No, you can't look at the impact site"
>>488923581This aged poorly.
>>488923765He probably sent it while a missile was actually over russia lmao
>>488923763>We need to take a sober look at the situationLiterally impossible for a Russian to do.
>>488923581Oh no we are all dead already
>>488923581Kek
>>488923764WE SHOT DOWN ALL OF EVIL NATO'S NUKES!Moscow? Ehm there was some falling debris..
>>488923743>says Kremlin TV in the descriptionYeah, that is the satire show
Russia is nothing more than some slapstick shithole dictatorship. Red Alert 2 portrayed them pretty accurately, except they are even more retarded than on there.
>>488923577>NAFOGod, I wish I could give a sloppy blowjob to whoever came up with this idea. The amount of pure salt some internet armchair shitposters cause is absolutely delicious.
>>488923769No, those were transferred to Ukraine and therefore no longer Western)))))
>>488923680The USSR had Ukraine
>>488923621>absolutely decorative armiesMobniks are the environmental storytelling skeletons then.
>>488923577>>488923577>>488923577HEY ZIGGERS WHEN IS THE FINAL RED LINE YOU ALL KEEP SAYING THE RED LINE IS COMING FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS NOW EVERYONE THE WHOLE WORLD IS LAUGHING
>>488923578It literally IS NATO, we even got proof.NATO is NAFO. NAFO fellas are just personas created by NATO, they're not real. There is no grass roots NAFO 'movement,' it's just a very very ham fisted amateurish psyop mainly run by Hispanic people lol.
>>488923577no more fun for gulaghomo, zister
>>488924228If you have proof, surely you don’t mind showing it?
>>488923704The "punchline" is that Europe's fears of Russia are unfounded because Russia could easily defeat all of Europe and the United States, so the fact that they haven't is proof that they don't intend to. It's just more rotten brainless RUSSIA STRONG propaganda masquerading as biting satire.
>>488924688Already made quite a few threads about it, just search the archive for 'NAFO defunded.'There's a good girl.
