3.5 million views, 10k spicy responses, 900 likes. Woke is the new broke. https://x.com/jaguar/status/1858800846646948155?s=46
Fag U ar
>>488941371elons based tho
>>488941062Bud Light is back to being the #1 beer. Face it - goy cattle are too weak and have too short memories to vote with their wallets and effectuate change through boycott
>>488941572>Bud Light is back to being the #1 beer.No it's not, it's still #3 and Budweiser has ordered 1/3rd less grain this year.Nice try though. You lost, Budweiser lost, globohomo lost. Judaism lost.
>>488941062blue man group has changed.
>>488941062Not only do they force niggers into everything, they always pick the ugliest, most disgusting and dysgenic ones to do itIt's part of an all out assalt not only on white people but beauty and virtue as well
>>488941572I love butt chugging a few bud lights while watching the game. Then I can go talk to the fellas at work the next day about how the touchdown was an all time high score and d'mitrius dakwali deserves that new 400 million salary because i understand financials so much. the future is bright.
>>488941062Cars?
>>488941062>This will sell our luxury car!They have only seen the very beginning of how hard this will be mocked. How do the people responsible for these failures keep getting jobs?
>women in marketingEVERYFUCKING TIME
>>488941062wtf is this ad are they going into fashion now?
As a person who would never buy there cars in the first place I’m deeply offended. I will continue to ignore their vehicle line ups.
>>488942085>charlotte>guyso their marketing team is a literal trannie? how did they not see this coming?
We don't deserve Elon.4 years ago Twitter deplatformed our president. Today it's owner is "burgers" meme roasting.
>>488941062what I love Jaguar now
>>488941062>copy nothingThe images of this ad don't look at all unique. They don't look like anything everyday but we've seen this weird schizo "fashion", even the color palette, the dead eyed "models" and the push for tranny shit where it doesn't belong.>copy nothingA demand? Don't worry; no other car company will be copying this.
>>488942153>fashionwhat fashion? all I see in those shows are clown suits. Who fucking wears that shit?
>>488941062Where can i buy one and what's her towing capacity?
>>488942048(((Nepotism))).
>>488942508>Who fucking wears that shit?Kanye does, otherwise its just movie people at events wearing retarded shit for cameras then going home and dressing normal for the rest of the night.
>>488941062this looks like a mid 2000's playstation commercial
>>488941062semites are masons, they are brown and keep pushing nigger on non browns as a way to increases their brown sphere of power.
>>488941062They should copy some things from the Japs like how to make a car that doesn't break down in 30k kilometers
>>488941062Bongs aren’t the brightest, doubling down on an issue we all agree we hate, which is faggy niggers
>>488941062I thought it was a New Order video.
>>488942736Except this ad is far more based than the Jaguar one. White dominance.
>>488942628Costco and 3000 lbs.
>>488941062>a step down from BMW and Mercedes>shoddy quality for price>engines nowhere near as good as BMW Maybe they should start copying.
>>488941572Why do you fags keep lying about bud light? They still aren't selling.
>>488941062I thought this was all hyperbole until I watched the ad.
That fashion reminds me of the Fifth Element except much worse.
Jaguar?Ha!Buy a White mans car, an Aston Martin made by English..NONOWAITNONONAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>488942603Ok glad I'm not the only one who noticed the fifth element ripoff.>>488943077
>>488942085GEN Z BOSS AND A JAGUAR
>>488941818I have come to realize that the fundamental dividing line that runs through every creation in the modern world is that it is either made by someone who hates mankind or loves mankind. That should be the first thing you look for when deciding if you should allow someone else's work into your life. Pay attention, because bleakness is not necessarily an indication of hate. Works that take place in absolute blackness can still express an ultimate faith in man and our ability to redeem ourselves in the darkness, while most of the more whimsical works of recent years seem grounded in a set of immature assumptions that can only led the viewer to conclude man is a pathetic, ugly thing and meaning can only ever be found in getting fat, masturbating, buying things, and treating other humans like commodities. Once you start looking at things with these two categories in mind, you won't be able to unsee it. Once you decide to stop suffering through things that hate you, you'll feel the difference in your life.
Faguar.
>>488942085I genuinely hate women
>>488941818That's the point, standards that make one person better than another are the one evil their nebulous ideology of envy and spite orbits around, a sort of formless Satan. The idea of beauty, of truth, of objectivity, terrifies them.
they probably paid several million dollars to consulting firms, artists, photographers, concept people, etc. to come up with this"ad".. only to get buried by Elon immediately. >Yes.lol
>>488942020LELELONG DID THE MEME
>>488943046An Indian company owns them. It’s over for Jaguar.
>watch it>not a single car in the adThis is that Stonetoss comic to a fucking T holy shit.
>>488941889> anon most likely to have given his full-throated support
>>488943513thanksadd it to the collection
>>488941062Fuck, the way it aligns perfectly...
>>488942908It has nothing to do with us, retard. >>488942085Also,>Tata Motors, an Indian multinational automotive corporation, is the current owner of Jaguar.>Tata Motors acquired Jaguar and its sister brand, Land Rover, from Ford in a landmark deal worth $2.3 billion.
>>488943246
>>488941062>Copy nothingThey copy this:https://youtu.be/KHHfeCgERnE
It's actually working exactly as intended because it's getting all of you stupid NPCs to talk about it. If it was just another car commercial, would any of you care enough to talk about it? This is a common as fuck marketing tactic - make something weird, abstract, and provocative and watch as the cattle bleat
>>488942048These (((consultants))) are ((highly recommended))) by (((trusted insiders))). No I'm not saying it's all Jews, but the DEI machine excels at making parasitized industries act like them.
>>488943825How did that work for Budlight?
>my wife's son is a transexual nigger and I'm only allowed out my cage once a year but it's okay because I own a jaaaaaag
>>488943102>real indian posts from sideways india
>>488942508Every fashion ad is like this and none of it will ever make me stop wearing the same style of jeans, t-shirts, and flannel buttonups with a ball cap that I've been buying from Bass Pro Shop since I was ten and will assuredly be buried in, God willing.
>>488942085"Her" last name is Faggot, but the autocensor nuked it
>>488943293That’s a man
>>488943335The Left is built around communism and equality, which is at its root is based on the principle that anyone having more than you is morally wrong. This idea is at its very core, based on Envy. The greatest sin is to have More than someone else. But humans will never be equal. Some will always have more. This provides an excuse to commit any atrocity in the name of Equality. This is why communism always leads to massive murders. The Left is built on Envy. And Greed.Christian giving is altruism. It’s based on voluntarily sharing what you have with people that YOU think deserve it. Its direct giving and not taken by force like Communism. It’s exactly the opposite of Communism in every way.
>>488941818
>>488942736Playstation!?!?
>>488944047And?
>>488943825Well normally you would want your car or some shit in the video when people spam it all over. Its just niggers. Anyone who actually gets impacted by the add wont want a car they will just want to see more niggers.
>>488942048Because the people who frame themselves as The Opposition to it never go after the banks, payment processors, and credit card companies. They in fact write protections and handouts for them.They also refuse to get violent and oppose everyone that wants to with harsher methodology then they use against the enemy.The rot within the western world isn't the enemy, they could be deleted from it in a week. It's the weak simpering controlled opposition.
>>488942369Not necessarily a troon (not saying it isn't though). Basically there's been an effort over the last few years trying to push the term "guy" and especially "guys" to be gender neutral, so this is probably just a result as that. Girls want to be part of the cool club that is guys and all they get up to, so they want the labels too.Or in a nutshell: it's typical w*men attention whoring, wanting to be part of men's spaces whilst complaining about men.
>>488943372It’s not even buried. It’s being widely viewed and thoroughly mocked. Pic is from the Jaguar feed.
>>488941062It’s the new Jew fag car If you see one on the road , point and laugh.
>>488941062>copy nothing>break the mold kek by doing the exact same thing corporations have been doing for 8 years now?
>>488943513You vil own nufthing
>>488944318>and especially "guys" to be gender neutralIt already is and has been for a long time
>>488941371kek underrated
>>488941062>Do you sell carsCars?
>>488944009Fucking based. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Don’t give more money to the clothes jew. That’s insecure female shit
>>488944559Only the plural
>>488943825That’s not how car culture works you paste eating retard. This isn’t some no name brand that no one has ever heard of and that needs exposure. It’s a classic well known brand that is ruining its image. Look at the logo change. It’s crap.
>>488941818Their goal is to create a spectacle that cannot be ignored. That is easily achievable by taking rando ugly people off the streets and making them do wacky shit, the higher ups demand it done this way because it is cheap and easy to do
>>488944699>That’s insecure female shitSo is being anti bike (unironically) You are also brown
>>488944525>You vil own nufthingThat's going to be a horrible business model for Jaguar, the least reliable, most prone to breaking down automobiles in existence for some reason.My 20 year old saturn is going to be more trouble free than a new car from Jaguar for the next 50k miles.
>>488941062Never seen a shiny niggermon before.
>>488943218The only way to stop is to kill all Jews on the planet
>>488941062the poor sucker working the social media account keeps digging the hole deeper
>>488942085It’s all so tiresome.
>>488943825yeah gee I never heard of Jaguar before until this ad... are you retarded?
>>488944525
>>488942736
>>488941855serena brown is not takin anymore shit
>>488941062>copy nothing>first negress copies the Dexerto logoAlso... Where cars?
>>488943567They just need the right teacher.
>>488942085>I like cars too, let me play too!>ruins the fun of the entire game>WAAAAA THESE RULES SUCK AND PICK ON US WOMEN why won’t you let us women enjoy your hobbies?????
>>488944982That old dough head will meet his demon gods in hell , not on earth
>>488944811Get the fuck off the road, faggot
>>488944121Puhray Stayshon
>>488945089Wow... Bitch is going full redpill mode.
>>488943595>i suck dick for woman
>>488944934She a Jew , big surprise
>>488944766>>488944937It's not about "never heard of Jaguar" before. It got you thinking about Jaguar today. That's all advertising is and that's why it is a success. You probably didn't think about Jaguar yesterday, or the day before, or the weeks before... but you thought about it today. Because they released an out of the ordinary ad that got people talking about it. If it was just another vroom vroom car ad, it would have been ignored and forgotten. But now we're all here thinking about Jaguars
>>488945261I hate slaves as much as slavers
>>488945339Thinking "I'd never buy one of those pieces of crap. They were always expensive to maintain and unreliable, now they're just plain fucking gay."
>>488945089wife material
>>488942085>JaguarUSAIs this even relevant?
>>488944766It's amazing how graphic designers have managed to trick so many brands into thinking that souless minimalistic typo-only logos are elegant or good in any regard.
>>488944934Alicca Heineyscheisse
>>488945339Bruh, i don't think about Jaguars, wtf are you on about? That's for rich, i don't even know anyone that can afford even the valve of one of the tires of a Faguar. Come on.
>>488945339>It got you thinking about Jaguar today. That's all advertising is and that's why it is a success.that's such a boomer-tier load of nonsense >NO PRESS IS BAD PRESSyeah except when it's bad press and you're the tranny zimbobwae car brand now instead of refined british excellenceyou dopey fuck
>>488943825Wanted an older F-type V8 which are sweet but this ad really made me reconsider. Don’t ever want to be caught driving a Faguar, not after this
>>488945339>It got you thinking about Jaguar todayIt is the mistake of marketing types that they think that all news is good news.Yes, if you can get people to talk about your brand it is a good thing; but if what they're saying is "who in their right mind OK'd this disaster of an idea"; that does not instill confidence in the judgement of others within the corporationBesides, as but light showed; you can't piss off 75% of your customer base while expecting to make it up with sales from 0.05% of the population
>>488944525YOU VILL OWN ZE STEERING WHEEL ONLY!IS THIS A RETARDED LEFTOID METAPHOR OR DO YOU REALLY OWN THE STEERING WHEEL AND CARRY IT AROUND TO ZE AUTONOMOUS POD CAR WHEN YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY DRIVE IT
>>488945089Twitter has become /pol/ lite.
>>488945339No you are a fucking idiot. Jaguar is a a household name. They gained absolutely 0 new people from this ad and now everyone is just ridiculing them and mocking them.
>>488942085>(((Blank)))EFT
>>488941062>They took the call
>>488943825>people talking about something and never buying it and in fact encouraging others to avoid purchasing it is a marketing technique.>because that's marketing. Making sure companies and brands LOSE money.
>>488944525So Jaguar pivoting to a steering wheel company now?
>>488941062Looks like the Dieter/ Sprocket sketches from SNL “ you can touch my monkey ““
>>488945125>Also... Where cars?NO CARS IN THE FUTURE FOR YOU, THAT'S WHERE, GOY
>>488941572I haven't bought it since those ads and I used to drink Bud Light Lime all the time
>>488941745https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732044547734189.webm
>>488945199His demon gods are also your demon gods, christcuck.Your ancestors and the history books will spit on you both.
>>488941572lol no Once Jews soil something it’s ruined forever.
>>488945617>OR DO YOU REALLY OWN THE STEERING WHEEL AND CARRY IT AROUND TO ZE AUTONOMOUS POD CAR WHEN YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY DRIVE ITYes, only good luck finding that autonomous pod car. At least you can talk to the steering wheel while walking around
>>488945339I have a new marketing strategy for Tesla, it's called let's get Elon Musk to rape a kid in publicIt will get people talking!
>>488946095Not religious, Jew nigger faggot
>>488944525Holy fuck, these retards are insane. >Tomorrow: You may only rent the steering wheel.
>>488943825you're a fucking retard
>>488944318I'm in favor of just using "he" and "his" pronouns for both men and women. They use fewer characters than the feminine ones so they're more efficient when typed, and usually if the gender of the subject is important it is explicitly stated earlier in the message or can be determined from context.
>>488946180No, no, jews already have a lock on that one, you need to think outside the box.
>>488941572This reminds me that I still haven't taken a look at the Bud Light section at Walmart to see its current size.I know the size is small compared to before because it used to be 2/3 columns wide and now it's just 1. The point of my visual experiment would be to see if it's like half a column now. The middle part and tall boys at the top are Bud, and shit/d-list beer underneath even that on that column.
>>488941889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16DT-JAg9tk&pp=ygUKTWRlIHNwb3J0cw%3D%3D
>>488942603keked
>>488941062>do u sell cars?
>>488944340>jew fag>jagnice
>>488944525So the target customer for Jaguar is now going to be autonomous vehicle leasing startups? Or companies like Waymo? Seems like they made these marketing decisions because regular drivers are not their target customer
>>488945339>It's not about "never heard of Bud Light" before. It got you thinking about Bud Light today. That's all advertising is and that's why it is a success. You probably didn't think about Bud Light yesterday, or the day before, or the weeks before... but you thought about it today. Because they released an out of the ordinary ad that got people talking about it. If it was just another vroom vroom car ad, it would have been ignored and forgotten. But now we're all here thinking about Bud Lights
>>488946180Funny that you mention that. That basically happened to subway when it came out that Jared was a child rapist. Their sales dropped as you might have guessed.
>>488945648IT'S A FAAAG...
>>488945648
>>488941062It does look like they sell high end niggers.
>>488946455Here’s the new Jaaag.
>>488944087>DATE US OR YOU'RE RACISTSub-Chad white kid asks one out.>EW NOT YOU THIS IS HARASSMENT
>>488941572Modelo is, u faggot.
>>488941062god i hope some marketingfag who told jaguar executive that "all news is good news" is fucking sweating right now
>>488945281>Who is the genius who watched but light become the "gay" beer and decided, "ya know what? We should be the gay car"?They have a history of cooperating. When Jaguar was #1 at endurance racing they were unironically sponsored by Bug light back in the day. https://youtu.be/XFRM8Sna5X4
>>488946243I think the best part of all this woke bullshit, is that their argument can essentially be boiled down to>women don't need to be addressed>if a woman is being addressed>then use a gender neutral term>wouldn't want them thinking they're people
>>488943218Actually... it's more if they love or hate God.All jews follow in the later category.
>>488945339You really are stupid if you think like this. Tanking the brand is good as long as people are talking about it!!!
>Get woke go broke!>Go woke go broke!>Woke is broke!Why does the phrase keep getting progressively more retarded?
>>488941062Sell cars?
It's crazy what Twitter of all things has become kek
>>488946722memes need to be simple and short.>r*ddit spacinggo back
>>488945515Massive kek
>>488946180Holy shit! THAT'S GENIUS! Now, everyone will talk about tesla!
>>488942736lmao it took me a while to notice the black woman
>>488946722>WBROKE
>>488942085Blank is a Jewish name. Every... single...
>>488941062>do you sell cars
>>488941572The spics took over the market with Modelo.Bud's number three now and may drop to number 4 depending on how the holiday sales go (spoiler: they won't be good)
>>488943825>Well, you're talking about it, aren't you?!This hasn't been a valid form of marketing/advertising since the internet overcame television. "Talking about it" equates to pointing and laughing at failure.
>>488943127underrated
>>488946802elon bought it and turned off the censorship. that is literally all that happened. other than community notes nothing else has changed program wise. Twitter was always like this, but for so long was artificially censored by twitter staff
>>488946095Stop enabling Klaus
>>488942736goddamn, this ad is based as fuck!We have to go back!
>>488945089based serena
>>488941062cars?
>>488941818You almost got it. It's an assault on all people. You think black people like being used and humiliated, and more hate towards them being provoked?
>>488941062I don't really get who decided to combine high fashion (gay) with rich boomer cars. There is literally no overlap
>>488943102>curry hands inspected this car
>>488941062>ratio'd by Elon himself Kek
>>488942736kek. Imagine this ad getting run today. Whatever city it's in would have riots akin to 2020.
someone didn't get the memo
>>488941572Yeah but that was after dumping the tranny for Shane Gillis as their spokesman, also UFC sponsorship helped them claw back to relevancy.
>>488947463>cars?They aren't a car manufacturer any more. They believe they will make more money from political pandering on social media.
>>488944982good thing im part potato nigger so im not actually white
>>488944837just imagine the carnage perpetrated by fully autonomous jaguar built vehicles, we wouldn’t even need the drone porn anymore
>>488945563Could have had an ad where the Jag is literally running over Joe Biden in the Amazon Rain Forest and it would have had a much better affect than what they did here
>>488947707I prefer the convertible. It's the most beautiful car ever made.
>>488946610It'll be a woman and undoubtedly she'll be crying all dayThe board better be reaming her out before they each jump out the window
>>488941062That response by Elon is 10/10>burgers?
>>488947564a bunch of retarded executives completely ruined the brand nu trying to turn it into a BMW competitor, only for the fact that no jag is reliable to bite them right in the ass when compared to a BMW that can ran at least 150k if you actually follow maintenance. because of that jag sales have completely cratered as their old consumer base just moved german or japanese (mostly german). This is yet another desperate attempt from a company to corner a "wider audience" that doesn't exist because the people who can afford cars now are all loyalists to their pre-chosen brands.
>>488941062Is that negro even an adult?
>>488942048All corporations got owned by the grammar fiction banking usury operations long ago. What we are watching with all of these usury owned corps is essentially like seeing a spoiled child that has gotten everything its ever wanted and their parents never tell them no, no matter how many companies they destroy with their bad ideas and nepotism. It’s pretty fascinating honestly.
>>488948107You do their marketing Jew too much credit. She probably doesn't even have a driving license, let alone know Jaguar's main competitors.
>>488943825Getting people to talk about a thing is not the same as selling a product, you fucking muppet. There IS such a thing as bad publicity when it comes to advertising. Companies are not people.
>>488947707its that they are trying to become a new fucking ferrari or pagani that releases a limited car for big bucks. problem is that jag is doing EV only which wont work as a limited run as chinese EVs and Tesla basically will outperform it for cheaper no matter the specs.
>>488945339>always thinking about a productThis type of marketing works for a product everyone uses and buys frequently. Do you frequently buy a car? No.Also, luxury products don't develop overnight. They're cultured over decades, with logos and imagery becoming iconic. Radically changing a luxury brand's logo/image is an incredibly risky move that can have dire consequences if it doesn't hit the mark. Judging from Jag's gay attempt at rebranding, they're going to be regretting listening to a bunch of women and DEI hires for their latest campaign.
>>488944525>own the steering wheel but not the car itselfSo their car is $100? Because I wouldn't spend more than $100 on it. If they genuinely want people to pay full-sticker to NOT own a thing, they're fucking insane and need to be put in a padded room.
>>488948275Hey, she's a car guy and a nerd
>>488948107>because the people who can afford cars now are all loyalists to their pre-chosen brands.do you mean that for all cars or just luxury? The should just become an Alfa competitor and just make all their models fast and get a designer to make them look more interesting
>>488948531>car guys could be here he thought
>>488948531I stand corrected. I'm sure xe drives a D-Type.
>>488941062>INTRODUCING>THE N-TYPE
>>488941062>They expect some of us in the wreckage, brother
>>488948558>alfa competitor alfa is dead because it also tried to go after BMW anon. and yes it is the luxury market mostly
>>488941062I watched this whole video and didn't see a single thing that would upset the sensitive and delicate sensibilities of the modern-day truth warriors of the right wing. Can someone fill me in on what this latest tantrum is all about? Is it because the people in the video are black?
>>488941371>>488943246>It doesn't matter, because he's got a FAAAAAAAG.
>>488948609Jaguar sure wishes there was>>488948612She drives the sexy red one
>>488948674KekDoes Dindu in 3-5
>>488948895>ejyptian>being retardedgoes together perfectly, like a ford mustang and a crowd of ethnic children
>>488947707There is nobody this is pandering to. Nobody likes this kind of shit. Liberals will only defend it in reaction to all the racist reactions from the right. It's another engagement stunt and it worked. The masses were getting too close to caring about important things, but not to worry, companies and blue checked servants will make sure the herds are rounded up and mewing in outrage over Product again. Based Elon!
>>488941572I still have no idea why people drink that slop. It tastes awful, and is low in alcohol. So it tastes bad AND you have to drink a lot of it to feel anything. What’s the point?
>>488949027Wow you sure showed me there.
>>488942085fucking kek, what are these stupid things?? tupperware bumper cars?
>>488941572They're not number 1, they also gave up completely on homo advertising, fired the person responsible, and begged for forgiveness.
>>488943825You don't want people to just talk about your product. You want people to fucking BUY your product. Nothing about this makes anyone here want to BUY a JAG. Nothing about this is going to make anyone on the fence about BUYING a JAG actually BUY a JAG. And there's no overlap between the demographics who like this ad, and the demographics who are actually likely to BUY a JAG.Talk is cheap, a car is not.
>>488941371Somebody AI that rob zombie song into this
>>488948895Anon the video could be an ad for The Great Pyramid of Khufu and make just as much senseIt's shit and now everyone thinks your pyramids are gay
>>488949183Yes. The new Defender. It's horrendous.
>>488943939They still haven't recovered.People aren't forgiving or forgetting.
>>488942603God I hate that fucking movie.
>>488941572more like Bud SHITE
>>488941371>2000s style insultlove it
>>488949309In the UK, a popular TV comic, Steve Coogan, completely tanked sales of the Ford Probe. Not all publicity is good publicity.
>>488948674
>>488941062>delete the ordinary>old white guy>white brush strokesubtle
>>488941062When I think of Jaguar I think of nigger faggotry.
>>488941062Literally the burger meme comic lmao
>>488946567they made a live action version of the Ambiguously Gay Duo!?
>>488949343It's one thing to not like an ad but to throw this much of a tantrum over it is kind of hilarious for a group that proclaims itself thick-skinned. You wouldn't think a video of a bunch of gays dressed in tights would get them this riled up but clearly they've been drinking too much tap water and it's turning them into hysterical women
>>488948895Did you see any cars in that ad?
>>488949749I sure do now
>>488945281>We should be the gay carMy fucking sides!
>>488944934She has man hands
>>488941062jaguar has been nigger magnet trash longer than I have been alive.
>>488941572NO is not. The leftists keep inventing fake news for they bullshit.>>488943674Pajeets ruining everything. You don't hate then enough.>>488943825Seeing is not buying retard.
>>488941062In next commercial, does Jaguar eat Monke?
Are you man enough to get behind the wheel of the all-new I-Type?
>>488943077The Three Fifths Element
>>488949847We're not a group and we aren't thin-skinned, just hair-triggered.
>>488941371>A faggot you are
>>488949847>tantrum>it's turning them into hysterical womenWe're laughing you autist. Not shaving our heads and starting groups to stop having sex because Jaguar only wants us to own a steering wheel
>>488943218>6....billion...
>>488950229>We're laughing you autist.Sure you are. Listen man, it's okay, the scary looking people in the ad aren't gonna get you. Go about your life, find yourself a nice girl to settle down with, and abandon this culture war crap. You don't have to take my advice since I'm a complete stranger on the Internet.
>>488942085>become CMO at top luxury car company>actually doesn't give a flying fuck about cars >turn the brand into a creepy fashion week parody because women
>>488946482I unfortunately wanted to visit Amsterdam early this year. Little did I know, it was the gay pride. It was exactly like this.>>488945495This
>>488945339Is the equivalent of a has-been B-list celebrity shaving their head to get headlines and buzz. Except instead of shaving their head they adopted a black trans kid and parade it around in a dress.
>>488941818>When we are omnipotent [...] there will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness.>— George Orwell, 1984
>>488945575What if you took the “F” letter from a type F and replaced the “J” with it so it says FAGUAR on the back? That would be pretty hilarious.
>>488941062jaguar? try fagware>the automotive choice of elderly real estate women, dowagers, and nancy boys since, well, forever
>>488950100Sounds like an apple accessory. Their marketing team really sucks ball.
>>488941572MODELO REIGNS SUPREME
>>488942085>#LeadLikeAScientistDo they not know of the growing hatred of technocracy?
>>488943127i r8 8/8
>>488943127
>>488941062It's the fucking burger meme. Someone post it
>>488941062>Do you sell cars?>Yes.lmao
>>488945339wrong bullshit from marketing 101
>>488950710
>>488950100Regardless of whatever car they reveal on Dec 2, they have already fucked themselves up the ass.
>billion-dollar companies and hiring some black/jew to run their social medianame a more iconic duo
>>488948895So when did your parents discover you were blind, retarded, and a homosexual
>>488941062>products moved to a "don't sell a product, sell a feeling, an experience, a brand" model for decades>black woman in car ad>autistic oligarch repeating stale stonetoss meme incorrectly: dO yOu SeLl CaRs??
>>488951099>>488951136They are also idiotic for replying to these posts, they sound really desperate right now.
>>488943674>Tata Motors has lost 25% of its stock value in the last three weeks.
>>488951223>autistic oligarch repeating stale stonetoss meme incorrectly: dO yOu SeLl CaRs??This famous person said a stale meme I know, he's one of US!
>>488941062If you don't reject and boycott these companies, for life, the moment they start doing this shit, then you are part of the problem.
>>488944766The destruction of company logos to be all the same is genuinly depressing.
>>488951344He's been more overtly retweeting 4chan retard stuff way before this though. He also tried to be one of the libs too. Musk is PR for billionaires.
>>488951099>>488951136100% That is AI replying to all them comments. There is no way any human would post that shit.
>>488950410Holy shit you are such a fucking faggot
Whats insane about this is Jaguar has become unprofitable and they are doing this. The companies that are financially stable usually pull this shit but when they are in danger they then start being serious about their marketing. I assume this means there are too many nepo/diversity hires on top now and all the capable people are long gone.
>>488943102The traces of feces left on the car? That's a free bonus!
>>488951654It would be sad if they engineered a great new model and were sunk by the execs and marketing team. My guess though is that the car is full of touch screens and has a bunch of BMW type subscription features.
>>488951477The "new" burger king ad is a return to it's old style
>>488951136Holy pretentious faggot shit
>>488951848I hate social media marketers. They all looked at what Wendy's did and said "yea we gotta be like that" when they should be nothing more than tech support
>>488941062Its a white peepo bad advert to attract nogs into financing a car, fucking lol they have lost the plot most shaguars are glorified bmw's
https://www.jaguarusa.com/we-at-faguar-have-lost-the-plot-gone-woke-and-will-soon-be-broke
>>488951477The minimalist geo sans serif trend will die off eventually. But it really does reek of globohomo. I always encourage businesses to keep their garish but cool 80s/90s logos because they're traditional, established etc.
>>488951223I think you misspelled "pack of zesty niggers" as "black woman" faggot retardStay mad
>>488951838New logo is very good, their food still sucks, except the Rodeo Burger
>>488941371I never would have guessed the future would be so gay.
>>488941818I've stopped going to malls because 3/4 of commercials there are fugly niggers and other mystery meat from west which is extremely jarring considering what our demographic looks like.
>>488951654I'd say it's more of a fire sale situation for the share holders. Basically you have a luxury brand in a death spiral, you need to tell shareholders you're not staying the course, you're going in a new direction, you get their attention with this... you get derision from the based anti-woke where woke = black woman crowd. They may be looking for a bumb, a send off, a golden parachute for the CEO.
>>488943939Hire a shapiro, your profits an heros
>>488946482Needs more poo and needles
>>488941062Nothing will happen poor whites that care about shit like muh faggot on a beer can can afford a Jaguar
>>488944982https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/wef-does-not-have-a-policy-encouraging-one-child-per-white-family-in-the-us-idUSL1N35M1JP/Die well poisoner
>>488944766>>488951477>>488951838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31PtYw7WeLU
>>488951223he's got more clout than you ever will though so there's that
>>488951608Kek so true
>>488941665Both Modelo and Budweiser are owned by Anheuser-Busch InBev (AB InBev). AB InBev acquired Modelo in 2012 in a $20.1 billion deal. its a shell game they didnt lose lol
>>488952320Elon simps are pathetic
>>488951838Yeah and it's dogshit. It left that design behind in 1999 for a reason.
>>488946482Lol I saw almost exactly this scene while I was at Pride with a (reasonable, fairly redpilled) homosexual friend of mine. We both cringed when the young gays shouted down the preacher. It's not as though the preacher was being particularly faithful to the true message of Christianity, speaking as a man of faith myself, but they were swearing at him and all sorts. Really made us question the wisdom of going to Pride in the first place, now that it's no longer rebellious but basically a culturally-sanctioned excuse to engage in degenerate acts and flag-waving and everything that young people should be free of as they prepare to become tomorrow's movers and shakers.
>>488952189>hire a kike, there goes your bike
>>488952015>pack of zesty niggers There are just as many whites. Fuck off, retard.
>>488941818>It's part of an all out assalt not only on white people but beauty and virtue as wellLuciferian inversion of societal values. Ugliness is beauty, beauty must be destroyed. Chaos is order, order must be destroyed. Corruption is innocence, innocence must be destroyed...
>>488952521>People of Earth, we come in peace..."
>>488952436You just think the 1999 one is superior because you grew up with it
>>488952320>clout go back
>>488952180Jaguar isn't really a luxury brand, though. It's basically for middle management level men. This is the exact worst place to be in a recession - rich people will always be able to afford Astons, Lambos, Porsches etc, and poorfags will always buy Povertymobiles. Fuck knows who they are trying to attract here, unless they are deliberately trying to tank, shareholder value before attempting a management buyout.
>>488952415it could be bezos, gates, et al and it would still hold true>anti-Elon simps are pathetic and predictable
>>488941572The difference here is that Jaguar is not the #1 car. In fact it is shit and their popularity has been nosediving for years. This campaign will be enough to sink them 100%Oh and also the cultural zeitgeist has changed quite a bit over the past month or so.
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>>488952351That's wrong though
>>488952521>that nose>white
>>488952645no u
>>488941062It gives Eleggua vibes. Better watchout
>>488952521Truly "diversity is our strength" in image form
>>488952612https://youtu.be/moXrF8A0N8I
>>488951099>We're shifting gears
>>488944318It’s not a push. That’s how it always was before woke and PC shit went mainstream.> 2009> group of 3 men and 3 women> yo where do you guys want to eat> everyone chimes in> 2018> yo where do you guys want to eat> UM EXCUSE ME? THERE ARE ALSO WOMEN HERE? ARE YOU ASSUMING OUR GENDER OR JUST DONT CARE ABOUT OUR INPUT???We don’t say y’all where I’m from, naturally or in a forced manner, because we’re not uneducated bumpkins and yokels
>>488952035Oddly the BK in my town is actually good. I was confused. They still have $3 whoppers on Wednesday as well. Yes in leafbucks.
>>488952854>Shifting entirely to EV'sJaguar can't stop un-winning
>>488941062frenly reminder Jaguar is owned by Tata Motorsyeah, the indian car company Tata
>>488951838SOVL
>>488951838>Welcome to Burger Nigger, home of the Nigger Burger
>>488948903Jaaags has become a worldwide term now. God I love Top Gear and Grand Tour. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6068876/
>>488946095Don’t associate Klaus with satanists or Jews please. He’s based.
>>488952935i enjoy speaking like an illiterate. it makes me relatable to tards, and smarter people will underestimate me. meanwhile i get a kick out of saying words like "aint".
>>488943674They may own JLR but the operations are still in the UK. Marketing, engineering, and all is still in the UK.
>>488943513Kekmaybe i ought to apply for a marketing job at Jaguari couldn't screw up more than they did
>>488949847You fags said the same thing during the Concord debacle.Trolls trying to farm outrage for (you)s is not the same as actual outrage and you know it.Watch as this tranny wagon gets as many sales as Concord.
>>488953000>000
>>488945339>le edgy engagement bait memeThere's a reason this tactic is all the rage with flash-in-the-pan social media influencers, it's a short-term gain for a long term loss. Kind of a bad idea for a manufacturing company that has huge sunk costs in their brand image
>>488943127top jej
>>488947707It's true, they're actually not selling cars anymore. They took a several year long "break" from making cars to retool for EV productionhttps://www.caranddriver.com/news/a62716329/future-of-jaguar/
>>488951099And nobody asked if the "Future" is a nigger?
>>488945339>If it was just another vroom vroom car ad, it would have been ignored and forgotten. Counterpoint to this is the zoom zoom ads from Mazda 20 years ago. You still remember the "zoom zoom" part. That is good advertising, not this shit.
>>488952191> Needs more poo and needlesGot you senpai
>>488945243
Jag is fucked, they're all electric and while their market segment can afford it, the profile is the least likely to cuck themselves with range anxiety and energy management>>488950122noice
>>488949700Checked. They’re so unsubtle for people who think they’re being so deep and symbolic>they’re actually just retarded and should have had better bullies in school
>>488953322Boy, howdy! I ain’t err seen a feller like u round yonder
>>488949847Pic rel is far less gay than that ad
>>488945261Kek
>>488953991Pic rel
>>488952455This is now peak faggotry:https://flickr.com/search/?text=Folsom+street+fair
>>488952935This is correct.
