What kind of abstract shitpost is this?

>>488945652
First day?

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>>488945652
the recurring kind

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>>488945655
Damn, this hits hard

>>488945651
lets say for the sake of argument that putin actually backs u his threat of nuclear deferrence. would russia using nuclear weapons in ukraine or selected nucelar strikes agaisnt nato lead to a full all out nuclear response/war.on paper the answer would be yes, but in reality nobody wants it to get to that level and risk destroying everything, if monkey used a single icbm against the untied states what would happen?

>>488945657
Maybe you'd learn how to type like a functioning human being, retard.

>>488945657
It would lead to a full scale conventional NATO response that would annihilate what's left of the russian army and end with the collapse of the russian government.

The russians were explicitly warned hence why they won't do shit. They don't even touch NATO AWAC's in the black sea.

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>>488945657
>if monkey used a single icbm against the untied states what would happen?
it would be struck out of the sky by by an EKV before you could even say "bylat"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnofCyaWhI0

>>488945658
well fuck you too man

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>>488945657
>Russia
>still nuclear capable
>2024

>>488945662
they have 1000 warheads and you think not one of them works? hubris like that only leads to reckless decisions

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>day 1000 of the SMO in poland to reunify east prussia and liberate the german population there
>50,000 spanish volunteers have arrived to help push back the polish occupation of frankfurt an der oder
>A7V tanks and VW beetles are being actively used to assault the polish positions
>france, britain and the USA are actively sending military aid to poland since the german navy cant sail out of the harbor due to threats from polish torpedo boats
>hitler threatens red lines if france and britain allow their planes being used on german territory

>>488945663
Fuck off with your tired concern-posting tactics.
Take it to social media where people still bite that hook.

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>>488945663
Considering they blew up their own silo the last time they tried test launching an ICBM, that anon might be right.

>>488945663
whatever they'd have that works is 1 of 2 things
>incapable of piercing modern systems, only viable as a last ditch, and could only be used in-country, against invaders
>able to pierce said systems, yet only able to carry a small load, and is prohibitively expensive, making it, again, a last ditch weapon
russia is a joke, every threat they make is a feint, and they've always been a laughingstock to even their allies

>>488945663
They failed like all of their current nuke tests, anon. I wouldn't be surprise if most of their nukes' uranium and plutonium has already been sold for yacht money, if not already decayed too much into lead from not being maintained.

>>488945663
Nuclear bombs have best by dates, they require regular maintenance and for a complete replacement of the fissile material once a decade. They also need delivery systems, which themselves require a lot of maintenance.
This costs shitloads of money, and in the chronic kleptocracy that is Russia, you think that the intended budget for this was actually left alone?

>>488945665
not enabling retards taking shit to the extreme is concern posting?

>>488945670
NOOOOK

>>488945663
>hubris like that only leads to reckless decisions
If only the great monke saw your post 3 years ago..

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>>488945670
theres nothing extreme about monke
now either post a gun, or admit you're a shill

>>488945651
>Russian advances in Chasov Yar
>Russian advances in Toretsk
>Russian advances in Kurakhove pocket
>Russian advances in Kupiansk
It took 1000 days to defeat NATO

>>488945674
>yfw they're all places within an hours drive from the russian border
>none are actualy taken
>ukrainian troops literally occuppying russian territory
>year 3 of the 3 day SMO
how will nato ever recover from this

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>>488945674
can you post these advances on a zoomed out map?

>>488945676
No one needs a map to know where Toretsk and Kurahove are, they're world renowned cities. If they fall the wect is over.

>>488945657
>if monkey used a single ICBM against the untied states what would happen?
The US, and probably the rest of the nuclear capable NATO countries would immediately launch a retaliatory strike. It doesn't matter if it's one ICBM or one thousand, the response is the same regardless of whether the missile can be shot down

>>488945678
yeah on paper, but in actuality i doubt it, especially under the current administration. ot like we have a deadmans switch. the decision to retaliate would have to be deliberated over before its made

>>488945679
You are just about as retarded as the Russians who thought Ukraine would welcome them with flowers.

>>488945666
WTF? Have they devolved into being less adept at rocket science than best korea?

>>488945669
So they are like a family of methfiends who've pawned grandpappys shotgun and now finds out that said gun was the sole thing that kept the rest of the trailer park from fucking with them?

>>488945681
This is what Communism does to a country.

>>488945679
>Decisions have to be deliberated over
>When missiles are already flying
Do you think ICBMs were invented yesterday? That these decisions and doctrines weren't planned decades ago? Do you think that Russia could nook the US out of existence without retaliation if they did it during Joe's naptime? Once the birds are in the air the decision has already been made and MAD goes into effect, no butwhatabouts needed.

>>488945683
No that’s not how it works the president always has the codes on hand and has to manually order the strike.nuclear war has always been avoided for a reason despite close calls.

>>488945663
Who fucking cares, pussy? Throw your shit. Just do it already. Almost a hundred years of retarded Slavs beating their chest about nukes and nothing but passive aggressive whining from the snow people. Oooh it's so scary oooh the nuclear winter. If you could win you would have by now.

>>488945685
I bet you’re the biggest coward in this thread.

>>488945663
Go back to /pol/ where you belong, you'll find plenty of thirdie retards groomed to believe you there

>>488945684
yeah..... thats just a movie thing

>>488945687
you are legitimately insane. what has happened to this board? i think 99% percent of people living and all defense analysts would agree with me that the russians have at least one working nuke you fucking mental patient.

>>488945688
its not, the president carries around the nuclear codes in the "nucelar football" at all times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBcJhNmvU14&t=5219s 1 hour 17 minutes

>>488945689
NTA, and while thats certainly a possibility through sheer chance and quantity, they failed their last 4 nuclear "testing" one catastrophically, which were less of testing and more of trying to intimidate.
They used the best looking and least degraded missiles, and they didnt fly so good, which imply the others are even worse shape

>>488945689
You are legit a shill. The whole world saw pucians try to test a nuke and fucking fail. Don't know about you but I choose to believe fucking evidence instead of rumors, innuendo and threats from a race habituated to lying from birth.

>>488945684
>and has to manually order the strike
retard

>>488945679
>ot like we have a deadmans switch
US have had a launch on warning policy and reliable, multi-tier early warning system for over half a century by now, you braindead nigger.

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>>488945694
>US have had a launch on warning policy
no we dont
> multi-tier early warning system
preisdent still has to manually read the codes over the radio to norad.

>>488945692
that doesn't add up logically at all, you're just an ideologue who has gotten to persoanlly invested in the war.

>Day 1000 of anti-cartelisation operation
>Universal Studios has to donate their entire functioning stock of Patton tanks to the US military (all 36 of them), due to a massive armor shortage

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>>488945662
I hope they prove you wrong by nuking your house

>>488945663
5,580 strategic warheads
1,710 of which are deployed for use

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see >>488945666

They're unironically going to nuke themselves and then pretend it was intentional.

>>488945699
(us has very similar numbers for overall and deployed.)

>>488945698
>he fell for the propaganda
its okay anon, all of us go through some shit until we realise our errors

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>>488945700
cope

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>>488945698
They won't use them. They won't nuke shit. Can't you see this is all bluffing and posturing? It's just something to give Scholtz and their ilk an excuse so that they can go "bawwwww we should prevent escalation".

>>488945703
Until I see a nuke test with an actual megaton yield and an actual mushroom cloud I shall remain unconvinced.
>b-b-but muh Partial Test Ban treaty!
When has R*ssia ever honored agreements?

>>488945703
>yars
what happened to mighty SARMAT?

>>488945698
Are you done embarrassing yourself yet?

>>488945707
Sarmat was a waste IMO; a new liquid fueled super heavy is going to need quite a lot of work to get going and reliable. The throw-weight and range really isn't needed.

Whereas the missiles based on Topol (one being Yars), are reliable and more than good enough.

>ITT: armchair warlords

There's a non-zero percent chance Russia has functional nooks and a non-zero percent chance they'll use them in response to this. If that alone isn't enough reason for you to cycle the stored water you hopefully have at this point, then you're beyond retarded.

>>488945710
there's also a non zero chance that you're a faggot so there's that

>>488945711
Did my facts and logic hurt your little feelings?

>>488945710
Die in hellfire you third world shit bag

>>488945710
there's a non zero chance I fucked you mom and pissed in your water tank after you had changed it
there's also a much higher than zero chance you drink your own semen and eat cow dung

Its pathetic that they are still trying to push
>Don't poke the bear!!
fearmongering at this point to distract from the original topic.

>>488945715
the original topic is muh ukraine, which isn't worth the risk of escalation. putin would never go into poland, so supporting ukraine and giving them false hope, leading to their nation being ruined, wasn't worth it.

both ukraine and russia are slavic shit holes and aren't any of our business.

>>488945684
Surely you have a reliable source for this outrageous claim?

>>488945716
>our

>>488945706
The only country that did a nuclear test in the last 25 years is Best Korea

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Now everybody knows

>>488945657
>nuclear deferrence
He’s going to disarm Russia?

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>>488945707
>whataboutism

>>488945722
>Cries whataboutism
>While actively engaging in whataboutism
Not even a shred of integrity.

>>488945723
You sound mad, bro

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>>488945669
partly wrong.
russia has much less qc than the west.
in the nuclear sector.
which forces them to recycle their hellcore every 3 years.
not 10.

their cores degrade much faster.
they didnt test a nuke in ages, officially.
if they did, the detonation would have been detected by seismics.
i bet they tried but it didnt go off fission wise.

now the russians are afraid and insecure.
because they dont have many working cores i.e. nukes left.
and they dont know which ones work and which not.

>>488945664
That's unironically how Poles believed it would go

>>488945655
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>>488945651
>loss of the USS Nimitz to indigenous Mexican antiship missiles
This is akschully an important function of wartime attrition that non-military types rarely understand. By allowing the Mexicans to sink the Nimitz, it opens a slot in the naval fleet so we can manufacture a more modern ship to replace it. If you don't follow a doctrine of regular turnover then you end up with an aging, obsolete fleet. Healthy turnover such as this allows for innovation and upgrades to keep a military modern and running at high efficiency.

>>488945728
Is copelord still posting on the regular?

>>488945651
You know reflecting on it all, Kang Monke really is going to replace Hitler as both being the cartoonishly evil and Strategically retarded touchstone in the textbooks of gen sigma (or whatever is post alpha) all he had to do was NOT invade. What will his term be though (ie pyrrhus to pyrrhic victory)?

>2.5 years into the three-day Qing Action to liberate Korea
>China recognizes the State of North Hamgyong, later annexes it
>Naval landings in Seoul are repelled
>Pyongyang offensive stalls, the Qing claims it was a feint.
>Imperial troops attempts to take one (1) shipyard and gets decimated
>Batteship Zhiyuan is sunk by locally manufactured Hwatchas
>International community condemns the Qing. Yunnan and the Mongolia refuse to join Imperial summits. Taiwan takes a neutral stance, Tibet invades Sichuan realizing the Empire isn't doing anything.
>US armed forces take staggering equipment losses. Hundreds of Abrams tanks are captured by Mexican forces and hundreds more humvees, mraps, paladins, LAV's, Bradleys are destroyed or captured after being abandoned
>Tibetan Army assaults various small border towns in Korea and takes control of an undefended border crossing
>Dutch PMC marches to Beijing, gets repelled and later the commander's ship gets blown up
>Korea occupies 10% of Liaodong, The Tibetan divisions repeatedly lies about them being repelled

>>488945712
Hello, Ben Shapiro.

>>488945729
Where we're going, we don't need the copetard.

>>488945698
I remember they nuked Finland and Sweden because they joined Nato as Russia warned.

>>488945734
>As if you need another reason to nuke somalia 2.0 and his autistic cousin
Remind me: did they say that before or after the Crimea Beach Party?

>>488945698
Dang, shame i posted the last sarmat test result in another thread (it blew up in silo lmao)

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>>488945681
>>488945682
No, all the rocket scientists were in Ukraine and Kazakhstan

>>488945724
Right, you haven't told us about the sarmat?

>>488945739
The command economy of the Soviet Union 100% fostered the kleptocracy which still rules Russia today.

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>>488945663
>they have 1000 warheads and you think not one of them works?

Yes. That is what I think. Nuke or get off the pot.

>>488945657
If he ordered it
We'd know he ordered it
Then jam the orders
Because things like starlink operate faster than ground communication
Then we'd kill everyone who was a threat
Then cut off all exports from Russia and imports
The fallout would hit india, Pakistan and bengaldesh and china
Then famine in those 4.
20 million Russians would die
200 million Indians
50 million Bengals
50 million Pakis
100 million Chinese
Then the diseases, and mutations once the famine ends.
Then we'd take siberia and it's oil. No one would be left breathing east of the urals. They would all have to be killed the icbm fields are there.
T. American

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>>488945736
On the subject of Somalia:

>>488945743
I'm sick of you moderates and your milktoast fence sitting opinions.

>>488945657
>but in reality nobody wants it to get to that level and risk destroying everything

It doesn’t fucking matter what they want, the options are

1. Every last Russian dies

2. Every last American/European dies

There are no half-measures when it comes to nuclear war, either we exterminate them or they exterminate us.

>>488945657
>selected nucelar strikes agaisnt nato
Not even Putin would be that retarded

>>488945743
>We'd know he ordered it
How?
>Then jam the orders
How?
>20 million Russians would die
>200 million Indians
>50 million Bengals
>50 million Pakis
>100 million Chinese
Don't get me too excited, please
>Then we'd take siberia
A nuclear wasteland? Wouldn't the winds spread radioactive fallout to most of Russia, Ukraine and a a big chunk of Europe? Hypothetically speaking of course, we all know that nothing ever happens

>>488945657
>just a crumb of noooooking nato would be fine
kekekekekek

>>488945748
Sigint
Or more likely humint. If you haven't figured it out by now most of the Kremlin is almost certainly on payroll with the CIA

>>488945663
And of those 1000, how many have functional, and reliable delivery devices?

>>488945657
bruh. just stop.

>>488945674
Remember when Chasiv Yar was in danger of falling in August 2023? I do.

>>488945704
this post has convinced me that russia is actually not weak and pathetic at all

>>488945748
So, you remember how America was telling everyone russia was going to invade Ukraine months before they did, but the russians weren't even aware it was happening until after they'd crossed the border?

>>488945657
It doesn't matter one or hundred. It's either immediate retaliation or death, because inaction as a response would mean Russia can continue and then it's over. Everyone know it. So it won't happen unless every person at Kremlin is willing to just die for fun.

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>>488945704
Russian missiles only have a 50% "explode on the launch pad" rate! Take that westoids!

>>488945754
good bot

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>>488945663
So far all 6 testing launches ended with failure so it's 100% result.

>>488945715
Bear has been poked, shaved, and hung for everyone to witness.

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>good bot

>>488945694
>US has a Launch on Warning policy
>Russia has an Explode on Launch missile

>>488945754
>>488945757
If the west is so afraid of escalation does it mean that they're even more pathetic?
>>488945760
>all 6
One exploded in the silo, can we see the other 5?
And learn to multiquote, you fucking newfag

>>488945764
>If the west is so afraid of escalation
that they grant ATACMS to strike inside Russia for the first time ever? lmao

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>>488945759
NATOsisters, let's show them how it's done

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>>488945766
>still farther than sarmat

>>488945765
Only took 3 years of crying and begging, not bad. Will they provide a THAAD before 2030, or are all of those bookmarked by Israel?

>>488945767
That's the power of the GDP, you stupid zigger

>>488945768
>Only took 3 years of crying and begging
In which time russia managed to... not even capture the donbass

>>488945768
>oh its just helmettard
I see having your contrarian "superpower" get made a fool of yet again made you seethe, yet again.

>>488945764

The reason the west doesn't want to escalate is that a quagmire is more profitable. You can sheer a sheep many times but you can only butcher it once.

>tfw when no Mr crabs OP
:(

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>>488945716
You either live in Russia or America. In the latter case please stay out of our business

t. Finland

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>>488945744
It's ironic how polniggers think r*skies are heckin trad but ignore that they're the source of blacked shit, what a bunch of retards kek

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I still think about the mcdonalds mercenary uprising sometimes

>>488945775
That cat looks suspiciously well-fed. How many mobiks has he eaten?

>>488945662
You should tell this guy about it

https://www.stratcom.mil/Portals/8/Documents/2024%20USSTRATCOM%20Congressional%20Posture%20Statement.pdf

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>>488945651
The Russian SMO is the "Home-by-Christmas Offensive" of our times

>>488945777
Never ask men how much they make. Never ask women how old they are. Never ask Bakhmut animals where they get their food.

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>>488945698
I literally do not care if I get nuked, I live less than a mile from a primary industrial target, I won't feel shit. It'll be over before my brain can even process that I'm dead.
So I say fucking do it pussy, but you won't, because you don't do shit, you'll never do shit, and nothing ever happens.

>>488945746
Cool story bro, but do you realize how hard it would be to nuke all those people? Nukes are powerful, but not THAT powerful. Sure, hundred of millions would die, but there would be still plenty left afterwards.

>>488945782
Nta
If Putin tried
We'd kill every single fucking Russian and cripple anyone who could profit off it. You don't understand how the mic works. South East asia, india, Pakistán, China would be secondary actions. We'd Just shut down their trade routes until things settle down.

>>488945783
>We'd kill every single fucking Russian and cripple anyone who could profit off it.
Only Poland would go that far.

>>488945784
Only if finland didnt beat them to it

>>488945730
I still can't believe this is actually happening. Not in the age of the internet. It is frankly impossible.
The russian people have ample access to real information outside their state propaganda, and easy ways to gather and organize under their goverment's nose. It has NEVER been easier to stay on top of things and to overthrow a cartoonishly retarded leader, yet they do nothing. It boggles the mind.

>>488945785
We don't really care other than defending and more importantly lack nukes ourselves. Though Russia being turned into glass would still be appreciated.

daily reminder when the nukes launch jannies and mods get the rope

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>This thread was moved to /pol/

>>488945784
We'd go farther than Poland. Then we'd hit their trading partners. You underestimate how we operate. Total war means total war. The world could operate better with 1 billion less brown Asians.

>>488946120
Jannies will always be trannies

>>488948093
Not all trannies are jannies, but all jannies are trannies.