ill be fine, ill just play guitar and pianoim worried about you guys
I'm a ham and I run a local meshnet and WL2K node. My Internet never goes down.
>>488954217Rape
cycle the router
>>488954217>2019 copy of wikipedia saved in zim format>more blurays than anyone should own>huge svengoolie archive >gigantic tabletop rpg book collection for worldbuilding>lego sets all over the place >lived half of covid with no internet connectionI've prepared my whole life for this moment.
>>488954217Play my single player games
Three du6s in a row>>>>>/x/39261805
>>488954217The internet has replaced real-life community as a way of socializing and socially programming NPCs. If the internet goes down, I won't be worried about entertainment. I'll be worried about the teeming masses of normies who just had their programming switched off and don't know how to act.
>>488954217>thousands of dead tree books>dozens of computer games from late 80s to early 2000s stored on optical discs>dozens of old hex and counter wargames from the 60s-80s sitting in my closet>hundreds of discs of old movies/TV shows/cartoonsI think I’ll be okay.
one day at a time. like i do now.
>>488954217Thats ok, i'll just watch Netflix. No biggie
>>488954217ill go outside and tell everybody about the jews instead
>>488954217Will finally force me to lose this crippling addiction
>>488954217they literally have to keep the internet on to keep /pol/ from spreading further than it has
>>488955052reminds me of this based precursor to john wick
>>488954217I have a humongous stash of 90’s and 00’s Playboys, I can continue to waste 18 hours a day masturbating to naked ladies
>>488955762fapping is the last thing i'm worried about. if anything less access to porn is a good thing even for the PORN companies selling dvds again
>>488954637This
>>488954217I'll suffer but I play classical guitar and piano and have a retro computer collection i could program in assembly on if I get bored. If this is a no electricity situation I also have a garage gym to keep my sanity and would just lift more than I already do and spend time with my kids. It would suck but we would get by.
>>488954217lan party
>>488954217I got a lot of books, a guitar, and all the Bushcraft tools I could wish for and my bows and guns and blowguns and AtlatlPlenty of firewood to chopMy sweat hut is only half done.I imagine if the Internet went down I would just suddenly become more productive and hone my guitar skillEuropeans would be fucked because they are all citylib faggots, I imagine the countryside in Scotland and Ireland would just get along as they always do
>>488954217Entire economy is conducted via the internet, most people’s money is on the internet in online bank accounts. If internet goes down. The world goes into a global crisis.
>>488954404>a wild EMP suddenly appears!
i will literally just play my giant cache of ROMs in emulators from 20 years of when games werent gay and retarded
>>488956094>Atlatli make my own atlatl, have been since i was a kidhail fellow autist>>488956123EMP is overblown, it's all about capture area. Also I keep a spare FT-818ND and everything I need in an EMP-proof 'Nam-era night vision goggle case I bought surplus.
>>488954991I will trade you some rabbits to rent from your blu ray libraryBut If I bring a whole wild pig and gotta dress it for you then you are handing over any palladium rpg books you got and I get my pick of the movie library
>>488954217 Play Minecraft.
>>488956232>make my own atlatl, have been since i was a kidBased.I recently got into bowyering and have crafter a few atlatls, most people just don't understand how OP atlatls are, you are basically a human ballista with it.
>>488956123Assuming you don’t have a generator.In this case you’d have to cook all your meat and perishables right away.Canned food and foods with a long shelf life will be your options for a while.You’ll need to start a farm. The sooner the better.You should have guns because people will want what you have.
>>488956582you can kill big game with 'em, there's some jewtubers who've done it
>>488956749You chuck a boar spear with one and you will punch through body armor.Atlatl is the answer to giant predators
>>488954217
>>488954217I'll finally get a chance to enjoy the 1TB of porn I accidentally saved over the years.
>>488956010I certainly do need a robust programming language at hand. Also, I need to update my VST synth and effects collection. Thanks for the reminder anon
>>488956096And?
>>488956333People joke about Rifts being too expansive, but during an internet outage I'm not going to regret owning as many of the books as I do. Even have a copy of the corebook to read at work.
>>488954217I'll just shoot niggers and steal their internet. I WILL GET BY.
>>488956478true. lots to do even offline plus lan should still work. i love lan minecraft
ive basically talked to no one except bots on 4chan for 4-5 years now. for 3 years i was in a room with no window. the isolation should have driven me insane. then i had a solipsistic awakening to further do mental damage, aswell as my mum dieing and my brother committing suicide. the world at least from my perception of it on the internet is crazy, everwyhere is censored and centralized and i have nowhere to go, except talk into the void. demons attack me through people and make my luck in life horrible so i cant do anything. im tormented everyday by an anima-ish succubus spirit, yet somehow my sanity is still intactyoull be fine
>>488957819i know the feeling anon. my father offed himself with zipties and half of covid i was alone on a cold beach in a moldy cabin. i think the mold cured my bipolar though because im really calm now. even had an infragard watcher sick an officer on me late at night and i was calm through the whole thing and he left frustrated that he couldn't book me on anything or even write a ticket. world is our oyster
>>488958194i feel for you anon, that sucks manit would be bareable at least if games and media were still good, and we could break away from this current culture and form our own little communities. i always liked escapsim, but we dont even get that now. refugees and homos and woke crap is invading everything. theres nowhere to go now. they have us all rounded up on like 5 or 6 sites and its just bullshit everyday, bad circumstances IRL...women and immigrants in the workforcesigh...i guess its whatever
>>488958702i believe that things can get better. i work at a school and i see the hope in the kids' eyes. i see them asking questions. i see a lot happening which can only result in a better future after we get through some of the major hurtles referenced here
>>488959142things will definitely get better, there's no doubt about that. but it will be due to the antichrist. thats whole plan of these elites, jews, billionaires and even fallen angels/spirits. they're all working in conjunction to produce a false messiah/savior to the worlds problems. thats probably the worst part about all this, is that its not organic, but artificially engineered by assholes. i hope they get whats coming to them
>>488954217>ill just play guitar and pianoIf the internet goes down permanently that means there's a huge world of shit hitting the fan happening outside. In such a situation people don't think to themselves, "Oh my God, my children might starve to death if I don't secure a source of food for them. I've got to find a guitar player so I can listen to some cool tunes." If anything some asshole musician busking and asking for money will be hated by a population that's in survival mode. Nobody is going to give you food from their table that they need to keep their children alive just because you know the first three chords to stairway.
>>488957066>accidentally
>>488954217I'll go outside
Probably just books, guitar, drawing, language learning, DVDs, CDs, writing. I have a ton of physical media just for this occasion. I could rewatch Evil Dead 2 and Austin Powers for a decade probably without getting bored.
>>488961018>guitar, piano, and shooting people
>>488954217Without the internet, the legal system will be crippled. I am going to steal everything I can get my hands on before the internet comes back up.
>>488958194How the fuck do you an hero with zipties? Like around the neck?
>>488954217I have one terabyte of wabbajack modlists compressed on vltra and craked (no need of faggot steam).Theres is no way i get bored at least while the power goes on. If not i will buy a battery or something.
>>488954217If it's just internet I'll be ok. If it's power then it ill wish I had solar or gas generator. Could run some things from my van till I'm out of gas
>>488954217but what if your guitar and piano strings break?
>>488954217What a fag
>>488954217>internet going down>thinking the shitskins and niggers won't burn down the country>thinking they won't go for all the rabbis and their golems firstsure homie, this'll happen, just like that nuclear war
>>488954217shit ton of old wolfenstein 3d TC's on my computer
Nobody will be around to ignore my posts.Whatever will I do?
>>488954217Just do pushups all day everyday lol lmao.
>>488954217I'm going to listen for someone playing guitar or piano and then hunt them for sport.
never go down
>>488954217Us old farts who grew up without it instinctively know how to live without it.
>>488955492Porn is one helluva a drug. It’s not porn so much as it is the cycle of lust, porn, jerkoff, climax, shame. It’s really hard to break. I welcome a world without internet. Accelerate.
>>488954217I do not exist.My existence is a lie.
>>488954217when the power goes out you watch tv in the dark.
>>488954217I was 16 before the first cell phones came out, I’m not a slave to technology. I’ve got plenty to keep me company
>>488954217I would be excited for this to happen desu
>>488967827>power goes out>watch tvChoose 1 you nigger retard
>>488954878Humans are social creatures we would quickly revert back to being socially face to face... the programming has to be constant, in your face to have any sort of long lasting effects. >>488954217I'd be fine. I've battled depression and alcoholism and one of the ways I did that was to be comfortable with my own thoughts and being alone. It has made me more social as well, ironically.
>>488954217Guess I'll finally get around to watching 30+TB of JAV and Gravure I've been torrenting for the last decade.
>>488954637"Cannot connect to the Steam servers."
>>488954490Literally rape will be the only thing if the entire internet goes down because that means all of society will halt. That means rape will be the new greeting instead of “hello”
I just use my phone. If you mean ww3 then I would probably celebrate because nuclear war means I don't have to go to work anymore since I'll be dead from fallout.
>>488954637I've still got my Nes,Snes,Genesis, PS1-PS4, 2 PSPs, Vita, GameCube and Atari 2600. Also an Xbox with emulators covering everything up until N64.I'll do alright in that department. >If the grid goes down. I have hundreds of dice + BX, Becmi, Ad&d 1e 2e and 3.5 + Dragonquest 3e.Along with OWoD library and a shitload of GURPS.Also Mork Borg.>MusicOddly enough I have an old crank record player that was in the attic when I purchased the house. Old girl still works and I've also been collecting vinyl for 11 years now.>FoodI've got a decent stash of canned/jarred goods in the garage. Also the 1st thing I'd do is go over to the Taco Bell, kick the doors in and grab the cases of dehydrated/powdered refried beans + the cases of rice.
Cope? You are thinking all wrong. I would thrive.
>>488954217I don't care for personal life but my work would be fucked
>>488954217I'll play my musical instruments more and the games I have for my ps 3.
>>488970545>using Steam
>>488954217I've been data hoarding for years now. I'm well prepared for an internet outage, also have a series of devices that can be used offline and charged with a portable charger, life is comfy.
>>488954217I will have to spend all my time farming, at least I wont starve like the city niggers, but I'm not deluded enough to think it will be fun
>>488954217Archive of +100TBs of the finest pr0n ever made, enough to last lifetimes + all the ROMs of every 32&16bit era games
>>488954217Most people would become wound up for a while and then get over it. Humans adapt, no internet would be extremely disruptive to many complex systems but other than thay person to person things would probably be better. People in Britain looked back fondky on the Blitz because despite the bombing and depruvation caused by Hitler, people were drawn together and cared for one another.
As long as I can still talk and text on the phone with my beloved, I'm ok.
>>488954217I have 60 TBs of any and everything I ever wanted. I'll be good.
>>488967683It's even worse when you actually have a woman, built a family with her, but have crushed her with your porn addiction, and rejecting her sexual advances for pixel whores. You eventually lose your family for porn and vidya.
>>488972697That's why God created Viagra. Not for your side pussy, but for your wife Virgins cannot comprehend how boring fucking the same pussy for DECADES is...
>>488954217I was fine before it. Will be fine after it.
Work would be a nightmare and then the backlog comes in afterwards would be really shit desu
>>488954217I have a bunch of pets, and my family. We’d have to become Mormon tier and have game nightsAlso my gf is here, so I can suck on her tiddies too
>>488961018Who said anything about busking? You truly think the entire world will collapse if the internet goes down? sure businesses will have to continue go analogue. but society existed before the internet became mainstream. I'm convinced people will cope as the first thing they'll do is talk to other people for info and leisure. boomertube and msm will be back in business.Cash payments more venues for entertainment open up snailmail will work fine no digization will open up more jobs for people again. Honestly aside from the initial shock I think we'll be better off as a society
>>488972813And when the man refuses to take viagra? Also, it's not just random porn use, but the same 4 whores in rotation for decades, longer than you've known your wife, some of them. How's that any different?And if the man is severely obese, lazy, disgusting, yet the wife should still want to fuck the blob? Be lucky that type has morals and doesn't step out on you.Don't get in a relationship I'd you have a severe porn addiction, and definitely don't baby trap and make a family with a decent woman who ends up just being your roommate and mother. Just enjoy your pixels.
I have nudey mags
>>488964126music stores existed before the internet
>>488954217Walk in the woods and do voices trying to imitate all of you guys shit posts.
Rape and kill and eat
>>488973248
>>488954404You'll be talking to the other old farts about old fart shit forever. Oh and bitching at each other about legalities and regulations.
>unplug modem/router for 2 minutes>plug back in and wait 5 minutesT.Starlink McChud
I'll finally be motivated to finish my RC track
>>488954217If the internet goes down, I'll just make my own internet. Do you have any spare copper?
>>488970654>I just use my phonei think the idea is that the internet wouldn't work on your phone either. there would be no possible way to use online apps or chat programs. even voice calls might not work. do you understand? can you conceptualize this scenario?
>>488974796Despite being here for 17 years, I've yet to show. Not only that, although in the marriage I'm in, I still am faithful. I belong to my husband.
>>488975736>can you conceptualize this scenario?but the internet does work on my phone?
>>488976230Good girl. Still, rules are rules...
Read books. Work outside.
>>488976230There is someone pretending to be a woman in every single thread right now and I don't know what to do with that information.
>>488954217I'm more worried about not getting my meds. I'm dead if that happens.
i have ~300 gb worth of local large language models to chat with.i can just add "make sure to mention jews frequently, you are obsessed with jews" into the prompt and it will be an authentic /pol/ experience
>>488976534I'm only in this one and the bacteriophage, while preparing dinner. Have one of my cats. A very handsome lover boy.
This is now a kot thread. Post your kitties, anons.
>>488977222I refuse to believe there is a single married woman preparing dinner browsing this shithole.Not gonna happen.
>>488977807That's cool and all, but I was an anom before a wife and mother. There's actually another American married mother, and a Canadian one. So there's 3 of us, at least; might be all there is.Little dude sleeping and cuddling on my chest.
>>488977958Weirdo
>>488977807
>>488978138:(I'd agree, though. Since I found 4chan when I was still pretty young, /n/, /new/, and /pol/ have shaped me into what I've become today. I'm a pro-White spic mutt who agrees with Nazi Germany, is anti-kike, and all of the good stuff.
>>488954217Imagine not having 100s of terrabytes of porn copied onto flashdrive's and protected in a faraday cage?
