Why do zoomers insist on fancy woke fillings?
>>488964408>young ones are either muslim or hindu>cant eat beef or porkyeah no shit retarded moronic br*tish
>>488964408>younger BritsAdd it to the list
>>488964408What are "woke" fillings, Play Doh?
>>488964408>the sandwich is so bland you have to add the sauce to the nameOi we get a little crazy and add a bit a mustard to our sandwiches sometimes innit
>>488964408>younger brits
>>488964408>ham and mustard sandwichtwo nukes wasn't enough
>>488964408>fancy woke fillings>look at this LETTUCE the audacity!God help the English
Lex Fridman:>wokeness is deadTwo weeks later...>THE SANDWICHES ARE WOKE
>>488964709Are tide pods considered woke sandwich fillings? I am having some libtards over & want to make sure they're fed well. Thanks.
>While sliced ham is a sandwich stalwart for the older generations, with a quarter (26%) of Boomers saying it's their number one meat, gym-loving Gen Z prefer leaner chicken (31%).>Only one in 100 Gen Z would consider pairing ham with English mustard, compared to one in 10 of the baby boomer generation.English cheddar appears to also be on the decline despite being enjoyed by nearly six in 10 (59%) of Brits, according to the survey of 2,000 sandwich-lovers.>Two-thirds (66%) of boomers say cheddar is their favourite cheese for a sandwich, with that number falling through the age groups to just over half (52%) of Gen Z.>Gen Z are almost as likely to include continental cheese (48%) as they are English cheddar in their sandwich. This compares with just over a quarter (27%) of baby boomers.Another growing sandwich trend is for fancy fillings like avocado, peppers, chillies and olives, with a third (35%) of Gen Z opting for upmarket extras over just one in 10 (10%) boomers.>Boomers instead prefer onion in their sandwiches, with three in 10 (29%) regularly sliding slices of red, white or spring onion inside compared to just 12% of Gen Z.The humble tomato is a universal favourite loved by two-fifths (42%) of Brits. Gen Z are the least likely to include it (34%) compared to more than half (53%) of the older generation.When it comes to condiments, mayonnaise is the nation's favourite with around a quarter (23%) of Brits saying it's top of the toppings – though least favourite among boomers (19%).>The older generation are the greatest lovers of classic sauces, with one in 10 choosing salad cream or English mustard compared to just 2% or 1% of Gen Z respectively.>Gen Z are the biggest lovers of a hot sandwich, with six in 10 (59%) saying they either toast the bread (41%) or use a sandwich maker (14%), compared to the average of a third (36%).
>>488964709maybe this
>>488964408YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT FANCY SANDWICH M8?
>>488964713>>488964837For me it's the ham, pickled beetroot and mustard sandwich.
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>>488964408so disgusting I fucking hate them!!!
>>488964408British cuisine is shit so I don't blame them
>>488964865The family on the left still has the Kamala sign on their front yard.
>>488964408because most of them aren't english
>>488965021>pickled beetrootRome should have scourged the island
>>488964865More boomers and gen x died from eating tidepods than zoomies or millennials and that's a fact.
>>488964914>Only one percent of Gen Z would ever consider putting ham and mustard in a sandwichWut?
>>488964939>>488965069Thanks. I decided I am just going to serve them crickets & roaches.
>>488965176It's lovely.
>>488964408What the fuck is a "woke filling"? Dilator pus?
>>488964939>>488965281
>>488965184Thanks for the science. I hope getting that off your mammary glands makes you feel better.
>>488964408Why is this paper (Daily Mail) determined to make the boomers hate and despise the young?Like I mean what the actual hell is this article
>>488964408I like black bean patties, cheese, and horseradish. Very strong, pungent, filling, and nutritious.
>>488964408tomato, corn, potato,beans are woke ingredients.
>>488965184source?
>>488965334Paella is woke? Fucks sakes. Has anyone told the Spaniards?
all over the world people are wondering if Gen Z is the Hitler youthmeanwhile the British >>488964408
>>488965611>Has anyone told the Spaniards?I think they Spaniards know
>>488965391Because boomers are the only ones reading the daily mail?
>>488964408lmao, fake news, zoomers can't even boil water, let alone make fuckin' food houses. this is just so they can sell more fake gas station meat.>>488965176imagine hating forms of a delicious root vegetable that you can eat every single bit of. beets are top tier, and pickled beets are equally great.
>>488964408>Vegans will never experience this
>>488964408How many threads do we need about an ai sandwich article?
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>>488965268I don't know. Sounds retarded to me too.
>>488964713Cheese and pickle, a classic Bong sandwich, is like the only edible food in that country.
i don't give a fuck about the uk or this articlei am here to INFORM (You) that I have eaten a delicious homemade sandwich today, and it was better than anything you've eaten this entire month.Thank you for reading my blogYou are now allowed to go ahead and read the rest of the thread
>>488964408is it any wonder zoomers are the most unhealthy generation we've ever seen though? These kids are like 15 with a body going on 73
>>488966182How woke was your sandwich?
>>488966263it was very traditional
>>488966343Camal shit and sand sandwich gotcha
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>>488964625
>>488966453And i thought potato chip companies were getting weird with their flavors.
>woke fillings>Chicken tomato cheese and lettuce Uh huh. I'm not clicking your useless article dailymail shilljeet. And if I did I'd use an adblocker and not forward it to anyone.
>>488966453bongs make some nasty ass sandwiches
For our vegan zoomer friends
>>488966643Fucking uncultured swine that's my favourite
>>488964709Boomers latched onto the word woke and just use it for everything they don't like. It's like women calling everyone an incel, the true meaning is lost to time.
>>488965552Round here we call that a "burrito".
>>488964408Yeah that's retarded. "Woke" fillings. Who the fuck is getting them to write this shit?
>>488965352>>488965575I don't remember someone here linked to the article or study back when tidepods was a popular meme.
>>488964408Bri'ish food memes must be realHoly smokes batman in Calliwalli, as us locals call it, we've had alfalfa sprouts, pickles, smoked gouda, and free range pistachio bologna since the 70s we are on to Chipotle mayonnaise and kim chi now.
>>488966815looks vile as fuck
>>488965268That's...odd.
>>488966815>>488966859>>488966876>>488966975>>488967386Can we stop being retarded hairless apes and replying to Daily Mail headlines with sheboons and completely irrelevant, apolitical garbage.Actual subhumans. KYS
>>488964408>Younger brits>Picture is a black girl>Obviously the article is talking about indians and muslimsHAHAHAHAHAHA a young "brit" in Enlgand isn't even used to describe a white person anymore. Could be worse though, they could all be speaking German.
do people really eat these triangle things regularly? sandwiches are dead easy to make
>>488967687Compared to the flowers and the birds in the trees, I am an ape man.
I think the cucumber sandwich must be the worst, I had one of these once in the UK and it was gross. No wonder zoomers reject the old bong sandwiches
jews have claimed war on all things
>>488967453Aw I ain't seen a triple in ages. It's not fair bros...
>>488965021i'll beat your ass if you ever talk to me like that irl
>>488967945>Crustless
>>488964408>woke fillings
>>488964408>fancy woke fillingsthis reads like a stan kelly comic
>>488965070yes cabrón, but how do you feel about sandwiches?
>>488964914>Another growing sandwich trend is for fancy fillings like avocado, peppers, chillies and olives, with a third (35%) of Gen Z opting for upmarket extras over just one in 10 (10%) boomers.Yeah, as you get older you feel less need to throw extra dogshit on your sandwich to show off. I'm sure the Boomies all loaded their sandwiches up when the were young bucks too, and have moved away from it.Also, just realized this is probably from leftyfags trying to kill the opposition to actual wokeness.
>>488967945It's supposed to have cheese and flavourful spice in it.>I think the cucumber sandwich must be the worst, No wonder with that shit preperation
>>488964408What race is that?
All food prices will go up Amerigroids to starve to death
>>488965108How long did you live there?
>>488964408>NO NOT MUH HECKIN ENGLISH CLASSICS!!!
>>488964408Classic example of the mouse utopia experiment, as society gets more dysfunctional residents end up self-destructively wasting time and resources are retarded things.
GOATED sandwiches:>philly cheeseteak (provo wit)>chopped cheeze>chip butty>spicy italian (the greasy wop dago here in balty)>thanksgiving turkey sandwich/sub>grilled cheese + tomato soup>pb&j (grilled or non)>fried chicken with pickles and slaw
>>488967945>>488968269I'm getting pretty fucking sick of you heathen yanks slandering our sarnies fuck you
>>488968424yo nigel, you ever had a sandwish?that's where you got two pieces of bread and you WISH you had some meat!
>>488966453they have those in japan and they are delicious
i love a good clandestine /ck/ thread
>>488968171You only need to watch old movies and tv shows to know that's not right at all. Modern society has taken showing off to the extreme especially as it's become trendy to take pictures of your food as a means to show off status.
>>488967453Whenever I eat a triple I always think about how someone, somewhere,.is eating the other half of my sandwich. Our sandwich. I wonder if we met would we be friends? We have at least one thing in common, we like the same sandwich.
Had branston pickle with some sharp cheddar and good ham for the first time a few weeks ago10/10 sammie, shame about the cheesy beans on toast meme
>>488968394>chip buttyAre you using this like it would be used in England? Or is it an American sandwich?
>>488968625>the eternal brit wonders if someone stares at the same moon>M-O-O-Nthat spells dumbfuck
>>488968625Maybe you'll meet them in the same hospital ward when you both get food poisoning from that nasty shit
>>488968269it's way healthier than most things. If people ate blander food there wouldn't be so much fatness and disease.
>>488968625Sandwich soul mates
>>488968698nah, the popularity of gordon and marco these last 20 years has resulted in some down-home fish/chip shops doing a chip butty. actually pretty nice (for br*tish food)
>>488968625Literally just ate a cheese triple lmaogot the protein coffee and a chocy bar£3.60 meal deal
>>488968838>actually pretty nice (for br*tish food)British food being bad is a reddit/brownoid meme, closely linked to the "wypipo got no food culcha" meme
>>488968269>butter, salt and pepper Not gonna lie that sounds pretty good, all the best dishes have these key ingredients.
>>488968838>some down-home fish/chip shopsNever seen one of these in the US. Where?
>>488968269Lmao
>>488966182Calling bullshit. I ate a pimiento cheese sandwich made with bottom-shelf grocery store pimiento cheese on white bread sandwich and that is the absolute best fucking possible sandwich, so yours could not have been better.You will try and argue this point but you will be WRONG.
>>488967687Fuck off no fun faggot. Just leave with all your buddies from 2016.
>>488965021throw some cheese on that I'm in.
>>488964709semen
>>488964408>phancie woke dressin'is this what globohomo allows you to criticize in england without getting nicked?at least you're not speaking Russian, eh?
>>488968790>>488968971It’s three slices of bread stacked lol
>>488967453Went to Wales over the summer. As much as I hated this concept, I couldn't stop eating 'em.
>>488964709Insect- and plant-based meat replacements with chemical flavour enhancers.
>>488968978if you're i bodymore, go to rusty scupper and call the cashier a faggot. they'll get you a chip butty
>>488969204meal deals are copied across Europe now.Yet another example of Britain innovates, the world immitates.
>>488964408I'm going to let you in on the recipe for a perfect sandwich; but don't tell anyone:> two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickle, and onion; on a sesame seed bun
>>488964709Rabbit food
>>488964408>younger Brits are ditching English classicsThe horror
>>488965176>complaining about beetsDid you know that this tends to tell us how old you are? Are you underage?
>>488968651Lovely sandwich that is.>>488968838Oh cool. British food is fantastic btw, you should try more of it. Try haggis, you'll not regret it.
>>488969287>first one in the world to establish ethnic concentration camps during the boer war.>first one to bomb european civilians during ww2>first one to establish debt slavery to the yids>first one to institute the fag system among liberal elitesthe vanguard for heebs, humanity prevails.
>>488969756Strategic bombing during World War II in Europe began on 1 September 1939 when Germany invaded Poland and the Luftwaffe (German Air Force) began bombing Polish cities and the civilian population in an aerial bombardment campaign.
>>488967453I would rather fight to the death with niggers at a waffle house for hash browns.
>>488969976>Polish cities and the civilian populationbombing active combatants, of the moderate freedom fighting beheader flavor was a german innovation, lad. i accept your consneeding, Kumar.bombing children to harvest their pure gentile blood is the anglo-heeb-mutt innovation.let's agree and give credit where credit's due? you get your ruppee bonus, i get my psychological victory, eh?
>>488970046That's your fate anyway retard
>>488964939>>488965334>>488966453>>488966643rookies
>>488970235>um all polish civilians were active combatants, they just were ok
>>488970295Only one can get smothered and covered!
>>488965825> Reuben With a side of matzo ball soup and gefilte fish right rabbi
>>488964408And yet another example of how Daily Mail doesn't understand what woke means.
>>488964914>>>Only one in 100 Gen Z would consider pairing ham with English mustardThey must all be muslims. ham and mustard (and cheese) is the perfect sandwich.
>>488967945I have never seen or heard of anyone making this in my entire life. Cheese and cucumber is pretty common though
>>488967945A proper cucumber sandwich should also have white pepper and some chopped mint
>>488970400not a nigger or a mutt. i am a pure-blooded (((mayan intellectual))), uplifting poor urban mutt children on the dangers of jewish financial servies, because liberal elites are too busy drinking the blood of gentile boys to care about their sub-third world-tier education system.
>>488970514avocado is objectively a woke filling
>>488970299what are the fillings? cabbage and tomato?
>>488970733your sudaca blood definitely explains the schizophrenia
>>488969579do brits ever make a deli meat (cold cut sandwich) then put chips (crisps) on it as a topping?
>>488968424Because we have meat ball subs,pbj and grilled cheese sandwiches while you have cucumber and bread sandwiches
for me, it's be banh mi (i take the jalapeenos off, they're too spicy)
>>488970400Kek
main take away from this thread is british "people" apparently buy packaged sandwiches at the store instead of making sandwiches themselvesGROSS
>>488970779club something, caesar with parmesan
>>488970874https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisp_sandwichanon
>>488970991this. even in usa we know damn well that store bought pack sandwiches are a quick way to pissing out of your ass from botulism. pack a fuckin lunch before you leave in the morning...
Hahaha, UK full of pajeet shit in street everywhere and now looking at this faggot sandwich. Good for you British, get racks and die.
>488970813and your rulers still consider me good enough to pay me to school your brightest natives on digital systems design, Kumar.
>>488970991Fuck off you have spray on cheese in a can you can't fucking talk
>>488971138even if the sandwich were safe to eat, it would never be as good as a sandwich you make yourself.
>>488971138we have strict hygeine regulations here lad, no one ever got a tummy bug from an in-date meal deal sarnie
>>488971079>ingredients: bread, butter, crispsi meant potato chips on TOP of meat and cheese and vegetables, not a depressing peasant's prison-dinneri'm honestly gonna ask biden (my best friend) to nuke you guys tonite
>>488970747>avocadoPlease elaborate on how eating an avocado is woke. Objectively this makes absolutely no sense.
>>488971207cheez wiz doesn't spray, it just sort of oozes out of the can. also nobody eats that shit because it's expensive.
>>488971255Checked, please do
>>488971255mutts will never know pic rellush
>>488971292no
>>488971319>Actually tries to defend an abominationJfc I never want to hear another yank talk about our food again. /thread
>>488970874Sliced ham/beef, butter, mustard and salt & vinegar crisps is one of the greatest sandwiches of all time and it takes about 5 mins to make
>>488971419Never said it was good. It's overpriced trash.
>>488964914>English cheddar appears to also be on the declineSad news
Come on guys, why can't you see that eating an avocado an ideology based in intersectional feminism and cultural Marxism!
>>488971382that's bread with fermented yeast and potato chips. that's not a sandwich. that's called clinical depression.
>>488971521The fact you have it in the first place is bad enough anon, regardless of your opinion on it
>>488970935Ah, so!
>>488966859Maybe we're ages apart, but I have literally never heard anyone, man or woman, speak the word incel out loud, ever, in my entire life.>>488967687fuck you nigger i replied just to spite you this is an imageboard and we'll discuss whatever the fuck we like, provided it's on topic and complies with U.S. law.
>>488964625*in London, specifically
>>488971419bro, you've never had a philly cheesesteak wit wiz made by a REAL piece of shit (i'm talking 3 divorces and 5 alimony payments). yeah it'll clog your arteries, but holy SHIT it tastes great
>>488964709...and are the "woke" fillings in the room with you right now?
>>488971411Because it's not. Eating an avocado is not intersectional feminism or cultural Marxism.
>>488971620nobody eats that canned cheese crap, it's a novelty thing that people buy for other people as a gag gift. on the other hand, buying packaged sandwiches at the store is EVIDENTLY a common place practice in your country.
>>488971606>slagging of marmite and crisp sandwichsYou looking for a scrap? Because you're going the right way about it
>>488970599They must be people with taste buds, more like, not exclusively "modern Londoners". Mustard is nasty and so is mayo.
>>488971517>noooo you cant just prepare a cheap delicious meal in 5 minutes! you have to drive to the McArbyWend-Fil-A-king drivethru and spend $18.99+tax+tip on a giga-cheesebeefslop taco stack burger with frinch frahs and a sow-duh
>>488971804i'll hook u in the fukkin gabber m8
>>488964408rent free niggerno one is doing this shit.
>>488967945The first time I had a cucumber sandwhich I felt a somewhat warm feeling but also a sense of sinister unease, and existential danger.The first time I had a crisp sandwhich I felt like the most degenerate human being who ever existed. I don’t know who invented the ideas of putting together random shit that’s edible and not immediately regurgitatory in taste and calling it a staple dish or ‘traditional cuisine’ but it needs to stop. The full English is usually fine, but it’s usually made with so much grease in the places I frequented over the years that it’s unironically just better to eat at pubs or fancy foreign restaurants and leave getting grub elsewhere to the takeaways.
>>488971843You are not white.
Are the people at Daily Mail so ignorant, that they don't understand what intersectional Feminism or cultural Marxism is?... to the point of calling sandwich ingredients woke? Jeeze their writers must be total retards.
>>488971843>tf>tp
>>488971913Meet me outside the wetherspoons then if you ain't a faggot
>>488964408Non-Americans need to learn to eat lunches of Peanut Butter and Jelly (PB&J) sandwiches
>>488968269I think I unironically started crying after eating one of these.. lol
>>488964408Les 56% bong
>>488969546FUCK IT!I've seen this screenshot so many times I'm gonna try it. Butter, Salt Pepper 3 slices of bread 1 toasted.
>>488971952>The first time I had a crisp sandwhich I felt like the most degenerate human being who ever existed.never had a pot noodle sandwich eh zoomie?
>>488972144From sheer joy right? Understandable.
>>488972122i'm standing outside at the corner of nottinghamshireford and salsbury-upon-bourminghamtrent avenue you CUNT
>>488972127fucking vileAmerica was a mistake.
>>488972127I've never seen an adult eat one of those. maybe privately in their own home, but never in front of other people.Good food for kids though.
>>488972257Fucking hold tight you yank prick I'm gonna put your chin where your nose is
>>488972267>fucking vileNever attack PB&J sandwiches, Bacon, or Coke.Americans will literally go berserk
>>488964408Boomer outrage bait. This is all the daily mail is.
>>488971731>...and are the "woke" fillings in the room with you right now?That's funny, but the image is stupid and incorrect.
>>488964408fuck the sandwiches what the fuck is that thing on the left?
>>488972216Bro please don't make us look bad
>>488971292Some boomerism I reckon>you have more taste buds, thus extra flavour and taste + health is BADCrabs in the bucket mentality. Average boomer is a narcissist who wants to pull everyone down below them in some social Darwinist scheme to be the most hated person at their own funeral
>>488972296>Good food for kids though.I almost threw up when I saw pic rel on the Walshart shelf in Albany NY
>>488972525Yeah that's absolutely foul.
>>488964408>fancy, woke fillings How does one make an anti-white, pro immigration sandwich?
>>488964408brits have awful food, can't blame the zoomies on that one
>>488972630
>>488972216The pot noodle is god’s own Dante’s inferno on earth, 7 layers of hell contained within each centimetre of that rancid fucking plastic cup. To call it firewood is an insult to the tree. To call it garbage is an insult to the trash. To put it on a sandwhich is an insult to the bread. My eyes sting even looking at that braided mess some damned fool considered edible. God is a strange one for allowing the perpetuation of poison on this earth, especially in the form of the pot noodle.
>>488972630You can't. The writers and editors at Daily Mail are retarded.
>>488972226Yes it was joy. That I would never have to eat one again for saying that I ate it hahah desu it wasn’t that bad honestly more just the style of the cuisine.
>>488969287Bong, you lot are already on shaky ground for claiming the invention of "bread slapped on meat," but I go with it because pointing out that whote people invented the sandwich instantly shuts down any ethnic foodsnobbery instantly. Don't go claiming to have invented the concept of pairing it with chips and a soda too, it just makes you sound crazy.
What is a "woke" filling?
>>488972257Based UK street name enthusiast
>>488972840nice blogpost tarquin but we know you loved a good stirabout/p-nood/scranpot in your younger years
>>488972783She looks so smug.. like she knew she would destroy people with her demeanour alone. Based if you ask me
>>488965268I think they are referring to a sandwich of only ham and mustard, rather than ham and cheese with mustard.
>>488972924Do you even know where the town of Sandwich is located, ignoramus?
>>488973097Nah fuck that china. I had a pot noodle and threw it in the fire.. innit.. fook me lad
>>488971207>land of spotted dick in a can has something to say
>>488972971Jizz and farts
>>488972971Anon you should have figured out by now it doesn't actually exist, its just the modern equivalent of the bogeyman for adults.
>>488964408A couple years ago I was able to call someone in the Daily Mail comments a retarded faggot by abbreviating it to RTD FGT, and it was live for about 20 minutes and got a lot up thumbs up before they nuked the whole thing.
>>488972420Let’s start a food warID RATHER HAVE A PBJ SANDWHICH THAN A CRISP AND TOAST SANDWHICHLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>488972783>>488973104I love her
>>488968269wtf lmao
>>488972971nigger dicks
>>488972971pretentious yuppy shit.
>>488973205Yes, spotted dick is a lovely dessert while spray on cheese is an affront to God
>>488973309Kek.Clever.
>>488973310Traitors get the bullet first
>>488971697I think the real reason phillies aren't that big down south is because all the top talent for producing them gets snagged up by Waffle House.
>>488964914>a hot sandwichIt's called a Breville or a Toastie you stupid cunt
>>488973325Tbh my only exposure to her is that reaction image of her everyone posts but I didn’t know that the image had context beyond that, having said that it makes sense she’s some sort of culinary whistleblower or some such about niggatry in the food industry, which I find unsurprising given how incredibly smug and pleased with herself she looks.
>>488972971Organic fair-trade water cress from conflict-free women-owned and operated farms
>>488964408If instead of making a hotdog with a wiener and mustard, I make it with a banana and peanut butter, is that a woke hotdog?
>>488969546>>488972177Alright anons I'm halfway through the sandwich it's actually not as bad as I thought it's okay. Is it good for my health? Probably not. But not bad, good job British bros I give it a 6/10. That's probably how I'm gonna eat my end pieces from now on.
>>488973486I would rather live on my feet than die on my knees!
>>488972267This is the wildest take I have ever seen what the fuck is wrong with you
>>488973605As a side note I drank it with a cup of raw milk I'd recommend it.
>>488973613We can make that happen, judas
>>488973565Niggers were giving her grief for not "seasoning her food" so she made a video debunking all of their seasonings.>"what is this?">holds up a bottle of spices>"onion powder... HMMMM I wonder what that's made of."Just trash talks niggers for using powders instead of fresh ingredients.
>>488972525No dude that's a commercial product made to hone in on the popularity of peanut butter and jelly. A real PBJ must be entirely spread at home by a loving mom.
>>488973724Honorary Bong
>>488973735I won’t defend a blistering eyesore that is our corrupt and defunct system or the waivering lifeless odour of a rogue culinary industry.You can take me round the back of poundland and I’ll slap you with a metal bin lid and be on my way like nothing happened
>>488973545WTF is wrong with non-Americans!EAT normal food you FREAKS!
>>488973752BasedThanks for the QRD lad
For me, it's a bacon and egg bap with white bread, butter (NOT margerine or other foul 'spreads') and lashings of HP sauce.
>>488973881You ain't got the fucking minerals mate
>>488971382Marmite and kefir is better
>>488973792I highly doubt my fictional mutt mom would have homemade said PB or said J, both would probably be processed slop from plastic jars
>>488974030tried using marmite as lube once as a prank, me and my gf both got yeast infections and had to take anti fungal creams and pills for weeks to get rid of it
>>488973983I’ve got buxton wa’erIm a kettle with no catchI’m off the air like Richard Nixon Cue calling Jimmy Saville for the guillotine from the other dimensionWayo
>>488974133That's why you should always dip your junk in the kefir jar afterwards
>>488973178Why would I care? I said I go along with it, I'm not gonna scrutinize something I am mentally invested in coninuing to support.
>>488974133Checked and based.
>>488974133
>>488974288ok you got me, i've never had a gf
>>488973914Try one with actual Heinz baked Beans not the weird Beans in whatever shitty sauce you use there.
>>488974055Yeah it is. But she removes it from those jars and slaps it on bread. What's woth you bongs and reading comprehension today?
>>488974133>it was only a prank!
>>488973816Thanks, British bro.
>>488973977Nice! This is goodEgg sandwhiches are great
>>488964709Since we 'woke' we can mispeel cos mispeeling is being 'woke'. picrel.
>>488972510'e put butter on didn't?
>>488964408>woke fillings Like semen or do they mean hormones?
>>488972525I finally spotted the product that broke my wife the other day. I always go on slop safari to find the hideous goyfeed while she gets her pots of shite at the deli counter and this one made her dry heave a little bit. Mission accomplished.
of course the food thread is filled with obese angloids
They’re putting woke in the sandwiches to turn the kids gay
>>488974519If the MSM themselves is saying ‘woke’ 9/10 times they’re using it to ridicule something they disapprove of
>>488965334That looks worse than our goy slop!
>>488974584fuck this sounds absolutely disgusting
>>488964914>>488965021What the fuck is salad cream? Ranch? And what is continental cheese?
For me, it's Tangwich with a side of Toaster Leavins.
>>488974695It's paella, that belongs to the Spaniards we don't claim that
>>488964408HAM IS HARAM INSHALLAH DISGUSTING ANIMAL THAT ROLLS IN ITS OWN SHIT AND EATS ITS OWN SHIT
>>488974770Bongs say salad cream instead of salad dressing
>>488974584is this what the kids are drinking over there??
>>488964914Do the brits not have proper delis? Did the french and the italians never come over there and show them how it's done?Their sandwiches sound sad as fuck.
>>488964939>britards can't even spell "lasagna" correctlyEmbarrassing.
>>488972575It's peanutbutter and jelly. Stop over reacting like a 13 year old girl on reddit.
>>488974770>what is continental cheese?There are three main kinds of cheese here>Cheese aka Cheddar (British cheese)>American cheese aka those plastic-like orange square slices >Continental cheese is anything not the above; edam, gouda, emmental, camembert etc
>>488974827It's sort of like Miracle Whip. Like a lighter mayonnaise that pours from a bottle.>>488974838It would explain the diabeetus. I'd give a more comprehensive report but she wouldn't let it in the house.
>>488972400i'm waiting, you limey-anemic FUCK. i'm gonna put your ass where MY face is
>>488974946
>>488975090>Cheese aka Cheddar (British cheese)I thought Brits had all sorts of well-loved regional cheeses, I havent tried any that I can recall, but have heard of them maybe Cheddar rules them all
>>488974946lasagna refers to a single sheet of pasta retard, the whole dish is called lasagne
>>488975118Buddy, if you get locked out of the house for bringing home eggo-flavored malt liquor you get drunk on the porch on eggo-flavored malt liquor. Those are the rules.
>>488964408The fuck is woke fillings I was try them now
>>488975256This is the single gayest thing I have ever seen.
>>488972840i doubt you guys have Tapatio brand pot noodles. it's a one-way ticket to shitting hot doo-doo bile out of your starfish.
>>488964914>Only one in 100 Gen Z would consider pairing ham with English mustardHoly shot fuckig woke ass faggots ham and english mustard not good enough for you
>>488964408>>488965021>>488968017kek had to meme it
>>488975245We do, but 'cheese' if not given any other qualifier is generally assumed to be cheddar.
>>488973178stoke-upon-breadfordshire
>>488975245Yes there are others but Cheddar is the default
>>488971382>edible self harm
>>488975410Fuck that's good. You die last
>>488975395>Scunthorpe>Houstonkek
>>488975395nice
>>488974946Lasagne is northern Italy, i.e. correct.Lasagna is what southern Italians say, i.e. the ones you have over here, i.e. wogs and kikes.>>488975267I should say it didn't even make it in the basket. At 20% I don't think it's physically possible to get hammered before you puke.
>>488975410wtf how do you know where I live?
>>488964408that's literally an advertisement for gas station food manufacturer disguised as a news article. pol fell for it and is now talking about niggers and sandwiches. lol
>>488975142Can't lad, missus is hungry for some cock, we can meet there tomorrow when it's open, sink a couple of cheeky pints and I can lay you out in the beer garden then, how's that sound?
>>488964838This>>488964408>ham and mustardBrits have 0 taste and negative culinary aptitude. Motherfuckers out here putting cold cut ham and mustard on bread and are shocked I say SO SHOCKED that adding so much as a lettuce leaf is an egregious departure from their culture it is a political issue.
>>488973565tl;dr niggers think "seasoning dey food" is over-salting it until your tongue starts disintegrating. it's why they have such high rates of obesity, heart disease, blood-flow problems, and also why fine dining is wasted on niggers because their palet is destroyed from grape drank and section 8 food.
>>488964408Kek, look at that hideous mutt.
>>488973752rare example of a based female
>>488974584do you ever think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created?
>>488965825Most vegans already experienced it for years before they quit.
>>488975658Ham and mustard is fucking great. It's only missing the pease pudding and a dab of white pepper.
>>488970421Nigger you're retarded. Jews need to go, but some of their food is good.
>>488966496that make you wish your home country ahmed?
>>488973545afterbirth on toastcirca 1890, Devon UK colorized
>>488975395fukken kek. these days, that'd actually pass for an article
>>488975862That was me nans favourite. Brings back memories that lad
>>488975656right then. let's meet up for a pint of piss and we'll go from there
>>488975999Digits confirm you're getting sparked
>>488975862proper scran that
>>488968625do you ever wonder if they actually had taste buds and threw the other half away?
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>>488972216lol why do you guys still willingly eat this shit? the war is over Nigel, you don't have to ration anymore
>>488976290we're ready for if russia nukes us
>>488975346Whenever I even see that telltale outline my eyes create a blind spot in my vision so I don’t have to see it. If a kike was a food, it would be a pot noodle, no shadow of a doubt.
>>488974827>Bongs say salad cream instead of salad dressing
>>488975677BasedRare based femaleNeed more of em
>>488970421Even virulent antisemitism isn't enough to keep me from eating a ruben.Does jews leveraging usury keep you from putting money in a bank account too?
>>488976460bongs can literally eat carboard sandwiches and survive WW3
>>488976753stop revealing our plans
>>488976538We invented the language. Whatever we choose to call something is the correct way to call it. You lot are the deviants
>>488976522you ever watch prison-cooking shows to remind you how good you have it?
>>488970421>>488976639>bully beef and sauerkraut inna bunIt's a fucking 18th century naval rations sandwich. The only thing kikes did here is not give you any grog to wash it down.
>>488968625I'll be your sandwich fren britbong.Love me prawn sammies, love me prawn cocktail walkers, love me pints, love me pies.'Ate the crown, 'ate the taxes, 'ate the tea, 'ate the CCTV, 'ate the Pakis and wogs. Simple as.
>>488976953No. Do you place a mirror on the floor so you can see your pecker under your gunt, to remind you it's still there?
>>488976753this. people talk shit, but bongs took war-time rations and actually gaslit themselves into thinking they were great home-style meals. you could give a brit a can of beans and some moldy bread and his family of 5 would be happy for a month. not just content-HAPPY
>>488975346You're being asked to leave the dinner party now. Your reservation has been cancelled.
>>488977172Beans on toast is the food you made for yourself when you were 11 and came in soaking wet from kicking a ball around the park on a dark winter afternoon. That's why it's the happy place.You're talking about grandma's hotpot.
>>488977610>grandma's hotpotGRANDMA'S HOTPOT SUCKS
>>488977879It's fucking delicious m8. Good luck finding decent lamb around here though.
>>488977173c'est la vie
>>488977610Actually made some beans on toast the other night. Grated some cheese on it with a crack of black pepper and a splash of Worcestershire sauce, get in lad.
>>488964408That basketball fuckface isn't a "Brit". I don't give a fuck if they are born and grew up there, they aren't British. Sick of this shit.
