>>488964803Where the fuck is the exit? I want out...
We are reaching unprecedented levels of back.
>>488964910Cope lmaooo
>>488964803This is bad how?
>>488964803Sad day
>>488964910why is this an issuewhat makes a media outlet more official than anotherwhy is streaming onto youtube on a channel not titled cnn mean something bad?
Would be awesome
The legacy media is over.
>>488964803ALEX JONES
>>488965028its bunch of kikes
>>488964803Makes sense for the ones who get more viewers than traditional media outlets, who only have themselves to blame for their loss of prestige and credibility.
>>488964803>Yes Joe, go ahead
>>488964803This makes perfect sense. No one even watches legacy media anymore. Why should they get a pass?
We should make a 4chan /news/ janny get a pass
>>488964910yeah bc we should totally just keep using legacy news that no one likes or watches instead
>>488964803>giving credentials to streamers>"Hey guys it's ya boy Asmongold here to give you an update on the war in Iran."
>>488964910Mr. Bones wants a word with you
>>488964803eCelebs are beyond fucking faggots and I hope all of them are hunted and crucified, but also fuck establishment media. I hope they go at each other and take each other out.It'll be great to see the results though.> HEY GUYS, NIGGERFAGGOTLOVER42069 HERE IN THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCE BRIEFING. TODAY WE'RE GONNA ASK THE PRESS SECRETARY HOW MUCH AMERICA LOVES NIGGERS AND IF WE SHOULD ANNEX CANADA AND PARTITION IT EQUALLY AMONG EVERY NIGGER IN THE US.
>>488964803Seeing as most whitehouse correspondents are members of cable news, and that the #1 demographic of cable news is dogs laying on remote controls, this seems like a good policy.
>>488964803lol the government is about to go plainclothes as we turn into brazil
>>488965304Is that really worse than Rachel Maddow or Sean Hannity?
>>488964803lelelel. I hope they sit Alex Jones right between CNN & MSNBC.
>>488965304If I go into work and my 40yo colleague asks me if I saw the latest asmongold news announcement, I'm immediately going to open the window and aim headfirst for the pavement 12 stories below.
>>488964803Kek get fucked media. It's over.
>>488965201Like Ben Shapiro wasn't already a media insider.If anything this lessens the control of legacy [media].
>>488964910SEEEEETHE
>>488964803Adin Ross the new white house journalist?
>>488965028Because only corporations should have access to make up stories about Trump. WTF is wrong with you? I can tell you're not liberal at all.
>>488965471God I hope that happens.
>>488964803Why not? They are more relevant than the mainstream media in 2024.
>>488965126Lol, he made a mouse fart about the joos. Oy vey
>>488965201>muh kikesKys mohamed
>>488965398Kek. Legacy media is finished.
>>488965304>>488965359>"Thank you GASDA KAYAKS for the superchat!">TTS goes off: "PEE PEE POO POO PEE PEE POO POO DETONATOR ENGAGED FICE FOUR THREE TWO ONE"
>>488965196Uh, basado!
>>488965471Make sure to film it!
>>488965446Don't call Hannity or Pete legacy news, they'll go batshit into cope mode of you tell them Fox News is also legacy media.
>>488964803lel basedThis is why I hoped the kike lover would win, gonna be a funny 4 years
>>488964910Just get in the pod
>>488964803>BREAKING NEWS>BREAKING NEWS EVERY BODY
Better than regular media, I don't see the issue
>>488965304This but unironically
>>488964803Wish granted, Destiny and Hasan are granted media credentials. >The monkey paws curls, you have two wishes left.
>>488965219>tell us about alieeens. Are they real?
>Mr. President, NiggerBoy280 just sent in a TTS he wants to know "Whens the next stimulus check?"
>>488965324
>>488965028It's bad for legacy media, they are losing their monopoly.
>>488965578Shalom!
>>488964803I mean, it's just admitting reality at this point that urinalists are no more professional by this point than any random opinion yob on social media. I can't wait to read their cope and seethe in rationalizing opinion articles lmao.
>>488964803Lying press is pissed that they're not going to be the only ones allowed in so they can spin everything towards their own goals.
>>488964910>NO! Only goy news network should get access!
>>488964803Fuck you, faggotI'd rather listen to Tim Pool than MSNPC.The MSM is fake news compared to even the most schizophrenic, basement dwelling happeningsfag.Plus it will make the Jews seethe.
>>488965398Don't forget dementia patients and people stuck in airports
>>488965471is your life that fragile?
>>488964803>liberals want free market>liberals want a monopoly on mediakek
>>488966849Oops, meant for this namefag here >>488964910OP is not a fag AFAIK
>>488965126Hey Mr. President..you ever fart in your hand and then ball it up in a fist and then walk past someone and open it up and say "Fart Grenade!!!"...try it sometime on Elon it's hilarious!
>>488965471Do a flop faggot
>>488964803I volunteer myself as /pol/ correspondent. I'm willing to start daily threads with my notes and takeways from the briefings from a perspective of how they relate to the JQ.
>>488964910Kys shill. Lol at you
>>488967373>implying americans "liberals" want a free marketWhat is called "liberal" in America is not what the rest of the world views as liberals. American "liberals" are actually a loose conglomeration of neocons, communists, race grifters, and other assorted malignant authoritarians. None of them support a free market.
>>488964803Time to break the back of the establishment media for good. Long overdue.
>>488965219Rogan married a jew and is a cuckfather to a niglet. His opinions are discarded.
Um actually only journalists should be allowed to manufacture consent.
>>488969140Gen X has taken the reignsNow is the time for their vengeance
>>488964803>mr president, a question>yes, Nicky Fuentes Kek
>>488964910you started this trainenjoy the ride
>>488964803The 21st century media is taking shape
>tfw you lived long enough to see legacy media get the death it deserved
>>488970896Still not good enough. I want gibbets along the entire national mall with journalists swinging
>>488964803Killing the media. Love it. They deserve everything they get.
>>488965265Not the worst idea. We did get him elected twice.
>>488964910you lost pussy lol. enjoy the ride.
>>488964803You raugh but this is why dems lost. Trump has Barron (Augustus Octavian) with his pulse on the heartbeat and zeitgeist of the American people. Meanwhile dems are out of touch.
>>488964910
>>488964803>BREAKING
Saying it now, Alex Jones will have a press pass.
>>488964803They did this at the dnc convention. This isn’t really news at this point.
>>488965265holy shit can you imagine
>>488964803This will be the death of (((MSM))) It's been coming for a few years. This country could be make a comeback if the lying jewish press loses their power over the NPC crowds.
>>488964910>Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
>>488964803HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHALEX JONES IS GOING TO BE SITTING NEX TO JIM ACOSTA
>>488974523
>>488964803Holy based. Trump can't stop winning. The slop news by Dolan Dankest are my main source of news.
>>488964803I already see it>I'm sorry hawk tuah girl, I'm not able to disclose sensitive information>But the American people have to know*Trump enters*>ill declassify it for you, and your listeners at the talk tuah podcast
>>488965196This.
>>488964803…which ones?
It's going to be Daily Wire, TPUSA, The Blaze, and other kosher garbage like that.
>>488965028because MAGAtradpepe on X can't form coherent questions to ask and is just wasting valuable time
>>488974967makes no difference dumbass, they own tech too
>>488965471Imagine being this fragile. How did you make it past 2016? Serious question.
>>488976407Lot's of SSRI's & group hug sessions.
>>488965219sitting in the press room is bitch work though, I doubt he would go more then once
>>488965003Two words that tell me you are a worthless goytard. Shut the fuck up, you fucking retard.
>>488964803He should nuke all credentials except for one trusted journalist
>>488964910Just build another Berlin wall and prove yourself wrong for the 100th time
>>488972498You didn't do shit. Jews installed him, you goytard fucking moron.
>>488964910Sit yo ass down
>>488965471>only works on the 12th floorngmi champ
>>488965126
>>488964910Mr bones wild ride never ends
>>488964803can't wait for the legacy media seething
>>488964910>Where the fuck is the exit?It was right in front of you the whole time.
>>488964803JoJoFromJerz really??
>>488977156Do any of them even run printing presses anymore?
>>488965304>Pippa Pipkin from Phase Connect News here to update you on how Trump declassified documents that prove the FBI was in fact grooming teens to shoot up Walmarts.
>>488964803legacy media on suicide watch
>>488965578Did you know that their rabbis suck baby wieners? I guess I see what they mean about good jews and bad jews. The religious ones are bad and the atheist ones are better I guess?
>>488964910Only one way out
>>488964910>NOOOOOOOOOOOO>I STUDIED JOURNALISM>WHAT THE FUCK>REEEEEKill yourself.
>>488964910The seethe is delicious
>>488976521>fuckingmongoloid detected
>>488969826lost
I hope this man gets a pass!
>>488964803>"Media" getting dunked on>no such an elite and exclusive club anymoreThis would be incredibly based
>>488964803Laura Loomer blew her way to a front row seat.
Alright, /pol/. Which Hololive girl deserves White House press credentials?
>>488969826Tell me this isn't real lol.
>>488969638kid rock looks great for his age. not a lot of dudes manage to age with grace. sure, the skinny bony southerner sitting on his porch, looking all malnourished n shit, doesn't look great, perhaps, but it's way better looking like that, than being an old fatty.
>>488969826Can someone confirm that this Hodgetwins tweet is real?
>>488980858The horsefucker ofc
>>488981755I would pay any amount of money to see Mori chat up Donald Trump in an official capacity. /vt/ would NEVER recover.
>>488969826It's real. I just looked at it.
>>488965471please god I hope there are more Australians like you
>>488980858FuwaMoco. I need to see them try and talk to a politician. >>488981960If you wanted to make /vt/ commit sudoku pick Kiara.
>>488984174>FWMC Morning replaces regular press releasesGod, what a timeline.>KiaraIs she hated more than Mori now? To be honest I mostly pay attention to indies since Vesper and Magni left.
>>488978412KEK
>>488984593You're not gonna believe this but Mori is actually pretty well liked these days. She's really turned over a new leaf these past 2 years.
>>488964803>opens 70 year old can of beef during white house press briefing
>>488985302Can I get a qrd, I haven't really paid attention to this shit since it started
>>488984593>FWMC Morning replaces Morning Joe
>>488964910you promised that you would kill yourself if trump won. we are waiting, faggot
>>488964803Haha lul haha
>>488965578Shit dick
>>488964910sneed nigha
Surf the Kali Yuga
>>488986483I really hate you qrd cucksYou're so inept at figuring things out on your own and you expect someone else to spoon feed you everythingKYS
>>488965265Isn’t there a 4chan news website? I’ve seen the ads for them but never checked them out
>>488987511>I really hate you qrd cucksCan I get a qrd on that
>>488965398Lol
>>488964910Same but unironically
>>488964910Get sneeded on bitch
>>488965304life is hell
>>488976510More like gay orgies
>>488964803PRESIDENT TRUMPIS SKIBIDI RIZZ NO CAP STRAIGHT FIRE ON GOD?
>>488965028It’s antisemitic
>>488964910Rip
>>488965471I spend more time watching Zack than I do legacy media. I honestly don't think any valid reaction streamer would take a public facing press role, it's not worth the money or the time.
>Y-Yes this is Warski from the Kino C-C-Casino
>>488964910It's over lol
>>488967563Where I'm from we call that "cup of soup"Bubble gum is where you pull the skin from your sack out and wad it up between you thumb and forefinger
So, the reason why everyone let themselves be brainwashed by media is because of credentials? Literally never knew that was even a thing.
>>488965028It’s not, the plan is to make Mainstream Media irrelevant and place them in the back row of the briefing room lmfao this is genius
>>488969826No way, they're still alive?
>>488965578meme flag kike
>>488964803Nice. >still gonna tell those faggots to buy an ad
>>488964803MSNBC is shut down and now this.Out with the old corrupt clown cult. In with the new based Caucasian supremacists
>>488965103They're not going to ask real questions, they're just going to slob on his dick and waste everyone's time. This way he can just avoid bad news and being called out for being a retard.
>>488964803Ralph? What the hell is that guys name again? Yeah, the drunk obese dwarf in the back row.
>>488964803>"Mr. President, thank you for taking my question. How many swamp creatures are you capable of draining in one ni... PoonSlayer420 with the ten gifted subs! poggers in chat..."
>>488964803“Ms. Press Secretary? When can we expect #110? Nice tits by the way.”
>>488964803Makes sense, nobody gives a fuck about the legacy media anymore apart from coffin dodgers so this is inevitable.
