The Jew fears the indoor fiah farmer
>>488976857“They need more space, this is animal cruelty”~98% of the online fish keeping community
>>488976857Farmer implies they bred and grew them.
>>488976857I see no aerator, and is that tap water for the city?
Disgusting
>>488976857this is the ekwivalent of farming humans in a 6x6 ft cell with no toilet though
>>488976962surely smaller edible fish exist
>>488976857Carp are so gross.
>>488976962More like they won't survive in that water for a couple of days at best. Not sure how resilient larger fish are to a water imbalance that strong.
Haha stupid 1pbtid OP misspelled his own post topic!What a turbo fag>herbs
>>488977130>>488976962>>488976857if you're going to farm at home, farming garloids is more efficient and also humane as they don't mind a small space as long as they can sense a human in the vicinity
The jew fears the indoor tiger farmer
>>488976857That's not a fish farm, that's some polish christmas tradition
>>488976857you fucking retardssome Polish guy must have posted this this isn't indoor fish farmingit's a retarded Polish boomer traditionyou buy live carp before Christmasyou keep it in the tub for a day or two then you slaughter it at home on Christmas Eve and make fresh carp for Christmas dinner carp for Christmas was popularized by the commiesbecause carp is a shit eating mud fish that's cheap to produce it's fucked up and only boomers do it nowadays
>>488977427What the fuck is that
>>488978189yes, thank you Sven
>>488978309nigga doesn't know about garloidsnext you'll be asking what a fingerbox is for lmao
>CarpMore like Crap amirite?
>>488977427>they don't mind a small space as long as they can sense a human in the vicinity
>>488977427Fine looking garloids you got there.
>>488978292Buy carp????????????
>>488978309It's a garloid, you feed it water and then milk it several hours later.
>>488978458No you fucking idiot, you feed it milk then you water it later.
>>488978448yes, you can buy live carp in the supermarket pic relateda live carp stand in a supermarket
>>488977427CuteI hear they're 48% Human, does that qualify as canabalism?
>>488978686You don't even need a rod and real to catch them.They go out of their way to jump into your boat.Next you're going to say you pay for alligator gar.
>>488978634What the fuck are you talking about? Post your garloid, mine just reached lactating age. I doubt yours has even reached adolescence yet.
>>488979175Wtf it looks like a huge American potbelly
>>488976857I thought he feared the freelance bearr transporter?
>>488977427Those aren't garloids those are Urechis caupo.
>>488979120Depends on the species of carpCommon carp is trash But other species like bighead are apparently pretty decent
>>488979120these aren't wild you idiotthey're farmed in artificial ponds >alligator garwe don't have those, too cold
>>488979120Asian Carp are the ones that jump into boats, European carp are the hardy mudsuckers that wreak havoc on any waterway outside of their native Europe
>>488979485And isn't cuspomary for some people to keep them in to flush them out and keep them alive until right before the are going cook they?
>>488976857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G58WwRca5d0
>>488977898Photo of the day. Brilliant.
>>488979787>and keep them alive until right before the are going cookyes I literally described that retarded boomer tradition ITT already.Have you been drinking?
The Jew fears the garloid
>>488977427Fuck i ain't seen a pascal of garloids that good looking in years, good harvest
Great thread OP, I needed this, new fags making me kek, they need to go back for once Op is not a faggott
It turns out baby hippos don't actually stay the size of the bathtub. It's fucking bullshit and I have no idea what I'm going to do.
>>488976962Why would I want my food to get too much exercise? It’s much easier for them to fatten up this way.
>>488980376Get a bigger bathtub, duh.
>>488976962pretty funny, how it's primarily only fat liberals who say this. fat sedentary liberals who never do any exercise, at all.
>>488977130and i bet it would work perfectly well.
>>488977427Before garloids, I was a total loser. Now, I'm a successful small business owner.
>>488980376My fucking sides
>>488976962RIGHT???I cannot show any photos of my very cute and happy animals because some faggot somewhere will shreik animal cruelty.Look, if it's good enough for humans, then it's good enough for stinky animals.>kept in a small crib while you're an infant>trapped in a small playpen while you're a toddler>stuck sitting at your desk for seven hours all through K12>possibly stuck sitting at a desk for 2-10 years of university, definitely living in a small apartment, your childhood bedroom, or a cramped dormitory>squeezing into a car, subway, train, or airplane for your commutes and travel>brushing shoulders with hundreds of other people through hallways and sidewalks>somehow lefties are totally okay with all of this and start crying hysterically in big open places with lots of nature, but animals all deserve an acre apiece, somehow.
>>488977304why? look fine to me.
Anyone know anything about Bee keeping especially in cold climates, can they be kept indoors
>>488980680they stink anonthey're cheap-ass mud eating fish that stink they're poor people food
>>488980376>he got suckered into buying a hippo instead of a house hippongmi
>>488980743i bet they taste fantastic on a sandwich with some good mayo on it.
>>488980733bees don't need to be kept indoorsbees collect honey in the summerand eat it over winter in the beehivethey keep warm by flapping their wings in turns they can withstand European frosty winters just finet. cousin is beekeeper
>>488980655Where did you get your sow to start your pascal... mine is getting old and litters are falling off and my old dealer retired from all the money he made
>>488977130it's got a drain and faucet right there. easiest water changes of your life
>>488977427Do NOT feed them while naked. I will never make that mistake again.
>>488980831no not reallyyou need to bake or fry them for a long time and use a lot of spices or sauces to cover the taste of mud
>>488980878I heard they can be kept indoors, for sure
>>488976857I can hear the le fishe song.
>>488980012Massivly hung over. I quit yesterday from a bender. So I have full blown DT's and didn't see it. My bad. It kindqa sdound't like niggers and wahsing chicken
>>488980936Not if they are bath- tub raised Meme of nigger in yellow suit
>>488980968possibly, but it's not necessary
>>488981108>Not if they are bath- tub raisedyou don't raise them in a bath tubyou raise them in a pond with mudthey need the mudyou just keep them in the tub for a day or two before killing it
>>488980934Never considered this but thinking about it probay a very good point
Retards..
>>488976857i fear the smell of the indoor fiah farm
>>488976857i grow mold in my tub, and sell it to cheesemakers who turn it into brie.
The Jew fears the local wasp park.
>>488981039>So I have full blown DT'saww shiet nigga, that's not cool at all
>>488980831I guess it helps if your carp isn’t caught downstream from glorious people’s toilet and plunger factory.
>>488981220finally found a use for gamer girl bath water
>>488981039>file nameYou are incorrect because the Jew has discovered indoor chicken farming and practices it routinely
>>488977130>farming humans in a 6x6 ft cell with no toilet thoughHot, would volunteer if the ayys let me have a crystal cafe femcel mate
>>488981039>everyone know, chicken make lousy house pet!
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>>488981209Reminds me of that youtube channel from that guy that turned his house’s cistern into an aquarium full of gar and sturgeon.
>>488977130>ekwivalentWhat happened there
>>488980679wow it must suck to be a normoid. do you think living in a cage is what makes them retarded?
>>488979312We are at least genetically 21% garloid. These mutations were first noticed in the late 1890s but it was extensively covered up by jews
>>488976857I love these.
>>488977427I briefly had to feed mine tap water. I hope they recover
>>488981688jews make them retarded
>>488981591Bro, this one time at band camp, I put my dick into a dolphin female and she did that dolphin giggle and I came.
>>488981806Shika...Shika...Shika...
>This thread
>>488980107To be fair anon, anyone who has seen a level 3 garloid breach during their spawn season fears them. People talk about what hogs will do to a body, you haven't seen an orgy of garloids let loose before
>>488981757I'm sure they'll recover. they're quite resilient.
>>488977316>More like they won't survive in that water for a couple of days at best.That tub would need massive aeration or those two fish would be dead in an hour or two.And yes, even if you aerated it the water would be ultratoxic with ammonia in no time with two fish that size in there.
>>488980885Afaik your only option is private dealers or rarely auctions in some bigger cities. A friend of mine also retired and gifted me a couple sowlets, so I've never had to worry about it.
>>488982227Fascinating creatures
>>488977427>>488978407>>488978428>>488978759>>488980271>>488980885>>488980934>>488981201>>4889817574ddit
>>488980376Sewer hippo. It'll help keep the alligators cleared out.
>>488982227Some of them have stunted growth and pink discoloration. I'm worried.
>>488982330Thank you for informing me. I only have experience with smaller fish. Not sure how larger fishes react to water imbalances and yeah the lack of oxygen the obvious one.
>>488982567Ok I made a joke about it earlier but those ones in that webm might be Urechis caupo which is a spin off of the garloid which lives in west coast united states waters.
>>488976857This is to get the muck out of carps, you keep them in clean water for a couple of days, they will always muddy and muck up the watrr, once the water stays clear iits time to eat them.Its like fasting m, and their meat wont taste moory.
>>488977304They dont have teeth and do that fishy mouth thing.Do with that information what you will. (Get sucked off by the fish)>canada flag wih schemes of guy getting dick sucked by dogCant find the image
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>>488978292Minus the communism i knew all this never thought poles did it. Weird.We do that to clean the fish, because its a real dirty fish with dirt in its meat
>>488976857basedlove me some fresh sprats
>>488978686The hallmark of the 2nd world country
>>488981213The jew fears the TWISTED FIAH STARTER
>>488983426says the guy who also eats carp >We do that to clean the fish, because its a real dirty fish with dirt in its meat
>>488981766did you flipper over?
>>488982946They're an invasive gook fish that literally eats garbage. The meat tastes like shit even if you purge them. Better off eating trout if you're looking for a readily available fish that actually tastes good
>>488981363She made the trip to planned parenthood and got the good meat right from the dumpster where they throw the unborn people into.Just for himJews really are the kindest of people
I know most of you are incompetent but chickens are dirt cheap and brain dead easy for anyone with a spare room
>>488977130you're not funny
>>488982227why r u gay growing dicks in your home
>>488983714Yes trout is very good, i thought the carp i native to europe, maybe a different type? Like east asia has chink eating tigers and india has shit eating ones?Regatdless thats what they do about the muck in its flesh.Btw are you cajun? Isnt a crawfish an equally disgusting abomination?
>>488983116Thanks
>>488983611No, i mean the live fish in the supermarket are the hallmark of 2nd world countries.Seen that in every one of them i went to and then like one time at a wholesale in austria.Here we have industrialized supply chains and our fish comes pre poisoned, kek
>>488982227one of my garloids is sick and excreting hemolymph so i put it into a quarantaine containerim very worried its not looking goodnever feed your garloids pasta bros
>>488984159>Isnt a crawfish an equally disgusting abomination?No, crawfish is fuckin good. It tastes similar to lobster.
>>488984091Qrd on pic pls
>>488984446Hm what was i thinking about? Not alligator but one thing that also lives in the slime.
>>488984674catfish maybe?
>>488977427My grandfather used to water his garloids with homemade wine, they were gigantic. Never seen them like that before or since. I give mine unfiltered rain water and they're nice, healthy and veiny, but nowhere near the size of my grampa's garloids. Crazy bastard...
>>488984373You have to use gluten free noodles
>>488977304carp are pretty good eating
>>488984847Yeah maybe, though we have that here too right? Its a Waller i think
>>488977294Bait fish, used to catch bigger fish Horeb my pond is stocked
>>488984890>My grandfather used to water his garloids with homemade wineI think that is the key. Tap water is no good.
>>488982227Whats up with these garloids they must be super stressed to have this flight response?Normally garloids behave like a pig stomach and just lay there.
>>488978686Grim, we don't eat carp here, they're a garbage fish, so there's none in the markets
>>488985198>pic Hahahaha omgWhy are they cartying it around like that? Are they gonna ship it to the guiness world record hall of fame or something.
>>488978309>newfags always out themselvesgarloids newfag. just like anon said newfag.lurk more post less newfag.newfag.
>>488982338Damn, would you have a 3xtra healthy sow then...to keep t my pascal growing i really need a new one
>>488982330Get a load of this new fag
>>488980679I share my room with a pigeon
>>488985888That is a nice pigeon anon. Based and Mike Tyson pilled,
>>488984373um...https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1945427-garloid
>>488986068
>>488985888Tesla pilled
>>488986127
>>488981039magnesium and vit b6thats pretty much what they pump your IV with when you go to the ER. Taking them every day and when you go through DTs it helps A LOTdrink a gallon of vodka a day every day for weeks then quit get DTs and have the best dreams ever. just finishing the most recent one, last nights dream was meteor showers into chaos in the streets, was amazing
>>488985198wagies... hahahaha
>>488977427Based garloid farmer.
>>488986030>>488986270Thanks frens
>>488977427fine looking garloids
>>488980679Because animals don’t use iPhones and shit, they don’t have anything else besides their space and toys and when a person interacts with them, and aren’t stuck there all day while you’re out. Someone animals can be mentally fucked with an inappropriate enclosure.
>>488986568do you let him out or do you deal with pigeon shit errywhere?
>>488981209Fuck you ill do it.
>>488985527Yeah but not for e-beggars faggot. RIP your pascal.
>>488986779I put pants on my pigeons, he was just waiting to get dressed.
>>488976962Carp can literally live on land for like a day, even cut into pieces. They're like the cockroach of the fish world.
>>488977316Ahem. Its a bathtub The water can be easily changed. Like daily. And those a carp. They can literally survive open cesspool for a while.
>>488983367yeap, this
>>488976857>>488976962They're being kept to be eaten the next day. This used to be fairly common in eastern Europe.I think the idea is that they get cleansed in the water.
>>488983565BREATHE (salt air) WITH MExDright fukkit tonights a rave night let's start the chink for round twooooooooooooooooooo
>>488984007Does the jew fear the indoor chicken farmer?
>>488981039A gallon wow most I was ever upto was 1/3-1/2 a handle. That's crazy. When I went once they gave VVitamin D and I think phosphous and, think you are right it probably gave me magnisium. The stores stll open. Ill go get some. TY anon
>>488987424fuck yer indoor birds, let's get sheets of hex fencing and turn my back garden into an aviary...apiary......big fucking cage for birds
>>488986568I recommend a HEPA, non-ionizing air purifier for you and your birds.
>>488979787I like smaller crabs for making dumplings
>>488987606>Scared by the one dead one.
>>488987565I read this in Guy Ritchie
>>488987606Are you black?
>>488976962And they are correct, I shifted my pet fish from glass jar to bath tub once and t became so full of life running all around in bathtub. Planned to release him into a river but my neighbour killed Xer picrel.
>>488981209I am actually unironically considering doing this and selling the shrimp to my local bars. I figure I'll start with just a big fishtank and maybe like a grand of seedmoney, and if it actually works upgrade to one of these.
>>488987789No
>>488987697they taste best when they're fresh snd alive. you don't want to get salmonella
>>488986317They only the B-6 by it self so I'm just going have to get the rest from fisting a good multvitamin I got for a couple of days, but again thanks for the tip.I'm going to assume these fish that the jew feared are basically already one fin in the grave here?
>>488977427>>488979175>>488981757>>488982227>>488984373>>488985198Gooks eat these abominations.
>>488989645can always get the cat fish that the asians use, they take gulps of airhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPbzXziK4Nc&ab_channel=FishAcademy
>>488976857Easy water changes too and you don't even need to buy an aquarium.
Does anyone have the jew fears the indoor cow farmer screencap?
>>488988850How much property do you have and is it zoned for it? Because you can use Aquaponic grow beds to filter and ariate at least in pat With what's known a bubble lader pump to move the water back in the tank. Then you can double dip grow shrimp {likely fresh water prawns wich are a kind of fancy shrip) And grow fancy greens, or strawberries, I grew some vegatbles in mine, bustly fresh herbs. Does the jew fear the iindoor apartment farmer?
>>488991296>He thinks a geoduck is the same thing as a Urechis unicinctusOne is a worm and one is a molluskThat's about as different as a mammal and a fishHow can you be that retarded?
>>488978309Boy are you gonna learn today
>>488977898Jesus christ is that a .45-70? Can't we lob a few tranqs in him first?
>>488986317Don't tell him that when you're having those dreams you're having violent seizures on the ground.
>>488976857Was 100% sure this was a pole
>>488976857based.https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=9ac459bdbc3a9ac1&sxsrf=ADLYWILBWvQH0tw-Ih7B2pqgOeAp7sQHvA:1732079366163&q=karp+w+wannie&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0Dvr3xYvXRaGaB8liPABJYdGovAUMem85jmaNP43N9LWkpJzPExVfN1dM6Qi4rL-ZD2N-oq0ccyJjJlzMkUNL4XDkIXihdEwJdBUhtA_slHChqeCQAFO2cz_sVCbWf-2iCIlYnpelnryBtdNG_YvUqYxObHc2vksZAX7tJOsneDnD_naX7jenzjBEVVTv2bLvDK4z9E4In2zDm8r2rblt9GzO1DMw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwit4t66kuqJAxXiQfEDHWwTLzMQtKgLegQIFBAB&biw=2253&bih=872&dpr=1
>>488976857Everyone can keep their Mariah Carey christmas music. My yuletide season starts with carp being placed in bathtubs.
>>488976857i have an endless supply of both chickens and eggs for the low cost of $8 a month
>>488980831Show flag, Hans.
>>488978292Don't listen him,he's gatekeeper, he don't want you to know the best way how to deal with jewry
>>488984373What liquid did you boil the pasta with you absolute imbecile
>>488977427This. Quit playing small ball. I was a brokie renting from Shekelburg and used my spare bedroom to start what I thought would be a small side hustle in the garloid industry. Three years later I’m living in a 5 bedroom brick house on 40 acres with a couple trailers of healthy garloids. It will change your life.
>>488979175Picture is a bit low quality, but that seems like a bit more hair than usual. Have you gotten this one tested for a hormone imbalance?
