Is this a pre-emptive WW3 play?We know the Russians will cut most the undersea internet cables soon as WW3 kicks off.Im going to go buy a Starlink today.
>>488988585nuke early nuke hard
The Starlink sats are gonna get shot down.
>>488988585I find it funny when ppl say Russia wont do shit.Then kvetch to now end when some cables are cut. All in the wake of the nord stream pipe being destroyed by us.Idk it feels like all these shills cant comprehend that Russia as we all should know has the capiblity to not only do this but 100x more.They could level Kiev without nukes literally overnight, but ppl over look this fact. It makes you not only wonder what is going on, ... But what ordinary plebs even thing is going on.
me no speak engrishme forgot anchor, sowry
>>488988785Will this mean the only people we'll be able to talk to online are North Americans?
thanks America you truly are our greatest ally!
>>488988585Hope you guys have your faraday cages ready and full of hard drives full of Bang Bros and Brazzers. Because the internet is about to get nuked.
>>488988585Just run more cable. it's fucking cat5.
Nah, it was me. Fuck them cables. I'm not sorry and I'll do it again.
>>488988878Yes, Russia is doing us all a favor.
>>488988878It's down to us Canadian cowboy
>>488988895We are a ally in the same way Israel is ours and your ally. When you think about it makes you wonder why we are "allies" in the first place.
>>488988921Just use wifi and 5g. I mean, it is the 2020's now.
>>488988585>shuts swedes off the internetDoing the rest of the world a favor, eh Russia?
>>488988585America does whatever the fuck they want with their vassals kek
>>488988878The Burgers will be nuked the hardest. Internet is going to be the last of their concerns. They probably wont have power for years.
>>488988585im sure theyll call it an accident and lay blame on a chinese fishing vessel again
>>488988585there was a story circulating the other day about sharks being attracted to the housing thinking they're fish because of the reflective coating look like fish scales. the sharks are confused thinking fish are hiding or bottom feeding and they swoop down and bite into the cables while taking off which causes them to rip and break or damage them enough to prevent datait may not have been done on purpose. also they figured out another incident of a Boat or ship slicing through it and may not have been done on purpose. it could be a number of things however it seems to be happening more and more recently
False alarm, turns out it was just urine cutting a cable that was soon to be discontinued anyway to trigger help from the west.Just another drunk leaders on a boat throwing around stupid ideas party to trigger the west, like the gas lines.Move along, crisis averted
>>488989085>The Burgers will be nukedWe'll nuke the orcs for you Mr.
>>488988863Ordinary folk think the Covid vaccine is safe and effective, Covid was an existential threat, the presidential elections are safe and secure, and niggers are productive to society
>>488988895Yeah, why don't you quit paying for muzzies and develop your own military? Wtf do we get out of being "allied" with you? You're no better than Israel, just a bunch of gibsmedat niggers. Friends like these...
>>488988585> Im going to go buy a Starlink today.So that's why Elon cut the cables.
If you don't realize were already in ww3 you haven't been paying attention, it's only just now moving from cold to hot
>>488988585Why are they complaining? Want to censor the internet to where it's nothing, well there you go, full nothing.
>>488988585>muh internetlmao who gives a fuck, a legit non-issue
War face gentlemen?
>cry sabotageVery European of them, cried to the USA right?
Hopefully such strong and steady North American leadership can spearhead the west to victory!
>>488989180Very weak shill attempt, the deep sea cables are fucking huge
>>488988878The western hemisphere will be uninterrupted
>>488989305That's not how war works. Please stop changing definition of things. It's irking me.
>>488988895You should thank Israel. We are a Jewish vassal state, not a nation. The bankers on your continent control us all. You could easily find their families.
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>>488988863>They could level Kiev without nukes literally overnight, but ppl over look this fact.But why wouldn't they do that then? Bakhmut and Mariupol were leveled and he wanted those cities?
If Putin cuts my access to porn it will be WWIII.
>>488989470Thats exactly how war works. It does not "just start" on day. it can take decades to build to the point of a hot war. Our revolution took decades, our war of northern aggression took decades, WW1, WW2, Vietnam all decades this war with Russia has also taken decades since the USA Ukrainian coup.
>>488989680Goon morning saar
>>488989718I agree
>>488988585
did americans do it or did chinese do it
>>488988585Now cut the ones going to India
>>488989834Too late for that, you're landlocked to Canada.
>>488989783NATO literally had military drills near the incident.For whatever reason they did it again but now with cables.
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>>488988585/pol/ predicted this >simpsons
>>488989999holy checked
>>488988585I think all of this is saber rattling on both sides, but Putin can get away with more because he knows northern Euro countries are pussies. The bonus is striking fear in western countries who are already nervous from cultural chaos on their city streets.
>>488989206>niggers are productive to societyTAKE IT BACK
>>488988585Remember when Nordstream blew up?Who sabotaged that?
>>488988585Nah, it was the fishies.
>>488989913So the cable connects Germany and Finland with an interlink to Lithuania and Sweden. What is the benefit of cutting this? The only coincidental thing is that Russia has Kaliningrad nearby it
>>488988585>Im going to go buy a Starlink today.Starlink can use P2P satellite communications, but its backbone is still the ocean cables.
>>488990220maybe falseflag to blame Russia?
>>488988585they should remove the buoys, so they dont know where they are. stupid move.
>>488988967This. It was nice working with you again, brother.
>>488988967Great work agent mega kitty
>>488989913Yeah, pretty SUS. It was either NATO who cut the cables, or then it was Russians saying fuck you; We're just going to cut the cables now, during the NATO military drill in the area.
>>488988909While you people stashed your wagie bucks away into a bank, I downloaded every favorite I have on Derpibooru onto my Hydrus.While you people were stacking silver, I downloaded every sexy milf toon out there onto my Hydrus.While you people were burying gold, I downloaded nearly every aminated SFM video onto my Hydrus. While you people purchased Bitcoin, I downloaded every classic and kino porn flash game in existence and threw them onto my Hydrus, spending hours going through and properly tagging them by artists, characters, companies, and franchises. The coomer baron shall inherit the Earth.
>>488988585probably someone sperging out really hard because that one guy form finland uploaded all the hitler speeches to the mongolian basketweaving forum and now they all have been translated and voiced into english by ai ?
>>488989017bee cause deep down we are the same
>>488989649hey retard, 'ukraine' and it's people are a vital piece of what "Russia" is, you dont nuke the clay,pussy and infrastructure you want to conquer.Ukraine was fine before the Obama administration
>>488991335What a beautiful statue
>>488988585the military summary channel dude said russian special forces did it>https://youtu.be/_h-H3t6nWyw?feature=shared&t=480
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>>488988585My bet is on Ukrainians.
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>>488991091>cut the cables now, during the NATO military drill in the area.DA comrade, surely nobody will notice us lets PAБOTA this really quick HA ЗДOPOBЬ CYKA.
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>>488991691What nationality is the guy narrating?
>>488988585i was so bored for so long and this gives me hope for a brighter 2025
>>488988585>We know the Russianshello Shlomo.
>>488988982alberta is ready
>>488992177russian
>>488988585Better learn morse code.
>>488988585>Im going to go buy a Starlink today.Most vulnerable off all. Just wait when they hit some real infrastructure and not a snip in nowhere nobody can defend because of NSII blowup. The white USniggers have to die btw.
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>>488992530i dont know if you read the news or own a map but hermans are up first
>>488988585Why don't they use wifi instead of cables?
>>488988585Seems like they would cut more for any pre-emptive action.Maybe probing?Probably human error though.
>>488988585word is the chinese cut them tho
>>488988585Nothing ever happens, but imagine if it did.
>>488988585Yeah just like they did Nord Stream
>>488994879I guess you get your military back now
>>488988585>putting cables underwaterwhat are they dumb?
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>>488988967http : / / submarine-cable-map-2023 . telegeography . com
>>488988585must have been those pesky ukrainian divers
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>>488992177He was born in Belarus
>>488991374Cry more bitch russia is gonna have to get used to an independent ukraine and they've given them more of a national identity separate from russia than the US could have ever dreamed in a million years.
>>488988585Imagine if Nordstrom and these cables were cut not by humans?
Enemy Action! Easy Dub for the Danish Navy. Let's not beat around the bush. It's starting.
>>488988785>The Starlink sats are gonna get shot down.Doubt. Generating a field of space debris where your own satellites need to exist is not a proposition any military leader would entertain.
>>488988585Post. Fucking. Links.
>>488997227Oy bruv, don't let 'tem chinks nick your cable
>>488996970yeah my dudes, shooting down sats is only viable in full scortched earth scenarios. are we there yet? likely not. however, this is something to knock around.
See you on the battlefield, Ivan.
>>488989440i have a calling to the southeastern hemisphere. should i answer it?>t. northwestern hemi
>>488988585>officials cryYep, women in charge.
>>488989913>>488990220It is the UK doing these things. They would go further but the UK has zero capacity to pull it off.
>>488988585Based. Russia should destroy the powerlines that go from sweden to finland and Finland to estonia as well
a group of houthis,in a sailboat,using diving equipment and a battery powered angle grinder
>>488998188Yeah, like they said:"FISHING"
>>488991119Wise beyond words.
