What kind of retarded financial decisions have you made that casued you to end up broke?I'm a takeout retard myself.
jews. jew(you)
It's a bullrun and the only shitcoin i invested in is taking a big fat shit. Too broke to invest now.
I'm doing fine. I have no debt and I plan on buying a small starter home soon. But keep blaming all of your problems on Jews I'm sure that will get you somewhere eventually.
>>488989296got lucky with options trading on my first trygave it all back to the marketmany such cases, I'm thankful I didn't make more because I would have killed myself if it was more than half a mil
>>488989296a decade of chasing tail and highsdidn't work out
>>488990071but you had fun atleast, right?
>>488990238I didIt was not a total waste
>>488989296we are watching you
>>488989296Being lazy
>>488990321BE the warning
Buying a house
>>488989296got the travel bug when I was young and spent years in a cycle of working shitty jobs, then dropping everything and backpacking for a few months. had some amazing experiences but my finances and career took a huge blow that I'm still struggling with.
>>488989449I tried swing trading cheese instead of just hodling.
>>488989296Drank too much. Like $8000 worth of cheap booze for years plus weed
I should have invested into bitcoin but im fucking dumb and stingy with my money
>>488990942same but I need my cope
>>488989296None. I’m not bragging or anything but I feel extremely guilty if I spend outside of my basic needs or hobbies
>>488989296I’m not broke. I’ve got 36 shares of Microstrategy, 26.8k in Vti in my Roth, and 10k cash (7k) is going towards maxing my 2025 roth in a month.
>>488990631>anon, can you explain this gap between positions >Yeah, I got tired of the cunt in HR and all the stupid niggers she hired so I spent a birdwatching and writing a novel. Give me a job, you fucking roastie whore.I will never be employed again.
>>488990942oof yeah weed is another one for me. I don't even wanna think about how much money I've dropped on that garbage in the last couple years. I hate myself.
>>488989296becoming a cynical bastard too early. remaining a dreamer for too long. getting married.
>>488991461haha yepp, exactly. I eventually managed to leverage my experience into a job in the travel industry but I struggled with that for a long time. good luck out there, boss.
>>488989296I’ve used my neetbux on DoorDash a handful of times. Growing up, my parents never got fast food so I’m addicted to that shit as an adult.
>>488989394fpbp threadeven the most trivial shit is overpriced
>>488989296I've got an easy 100k spread across various accounts and investment funds. Seeth poornigger.
>>488991673You too, leafbro.
>>488991794and you still have no girlfriend that loves you for who you are.
>>488989296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kbkysPTnHcI gave $600,000 to the guy in video related
Just on takeout and hookers alone, ive prob spent around 20k the last decade.
>>488989296I moved to another apartment instead of just stomaching my old one until I got a house>t. 100% va disability
I put 80k into finishing my basement this year. It’s pretty great but I’ll be paying it off for a while.
>>488989296Biggest threat to are satanic mockery!
>>488992172does it at least have a bar?
>>488992733It's got an almond nut bar...
>>488989296Nearly dying.Midlife crisis as a result of nearly dying.Being a paranoid hermit.Being a semi-functional wagie.Being a salesman. (Who am I kidding, TRYING to be a salesman.)Nearly dying again.That pretty much covers it.What is really messed up is that by simpl;y being broke, my family is FAR ahead of about 2/3 of the population.
>>488992865Yet your tax dollars are going things like spying on poop?>>488992546
I live in Canada.
took a big loan and bought a shitty apartment with it, I'm not in debt yet but I'm afraid its coming.
That was highly classified nuclear secrets.
>>488991794>braging about 100k in 2024>shitty gay boomer meme so you're probably some old fuck in your late 30s
>>488992546
gambling
My parents stole my identity then left me to the viper pit while in college. Literally moved across the country during my sophomore year. Really fucked up. Then they legalized drugs. I think it’s not me. But it’s you that have ducked me up financially. I sold weed as the door opener but pretty much everything to pay bills and live in school.
>>488992971The beauty of screwing up this bad is that normally, filing taxes is a net gain!
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>>488989296sex workers, doordash, buying stupid shit. I literally blew like $16k in a few months. I'm broke as fuck right now
>>488993530If you're going to shit up everything, do it in a manner that leaves others in awe!If you can't be a winner, at least be GOOD at losing!
>>488993690Is this a popp hammock thread?
>>488993531>I literally blew like $16k in a few months.Don't sweat the small stuff.It hurts, but I've easily done ten times that much damage and I'm still kicking!You can DO IT, anon!!!>>488993750Well, it wasn't, but...
>>488989296agoraphobia left me a disgusting NEEToid. no place will ever hire me with a non existent resume either.
>>488989296I make a six figure salary that’s closer to seven but my wife runs a net negative business of her own that negates 50% of our income. I absolutely love her but i fucking hate her warped views. We pay $60k in childcare every year for her to own more business debt than income. I’ve asked her to close down the business and stay at home with the kids but she won’t. Her mom bankrupted 4 businesses during the 08 crash and held onto rental property which brings in great income. My wife has a running competition with her mom and won’t quit until she supersedes her. None of you are in hell like I am.
>>488989296Went to college for computer science in 2020.
>>488993913Learn how to lie.You hit rick bottom and are trying to Pick up the pieces of your life.Even if you never used illicit substances or narcotics its the quickest lie for a npc to feel better about themselfs to you.Know your target audience and what they want to hear abd pander to it.Then when they leave go back to be the you you want to be.
>>488989296I went to college.I tried to start a business right before covid.I invested in silver.There is no hope for me.
>>488994530Oh and your girl friend died of an over dose while you where sleeping in the car so you sold it.Fucking lie dude.
Anything but the neet hammock will catch me. If you want the job.
>>488989296>be me>completed local instate college starting at net worth of 0>take up first wagie job and save 30K over 3 years>live reasonably but not making enough money to improve quality of life nor start a family>foolhardily decide to go to medical school and spend through all savings>completed degree, 4 years later at a net worth of negative 250K>could be worse but spared by pandemic interest freeze>unchanged quality of life and no potential for family>make a pittance during 3 years of residency training, waging harder than ever>massive decline in quality of life without any time to seriously consider starting a family>post-residency, start private practice job grinding at the lowest rung of seniority>live frugally and start making massive loan repayments for next 2 years to the present day>finally back to exact starting point having broke even, attaining net worth of 0K >unchanged quality of life as used to the grind now>all the potential for a family now on paper, but completely psyched out by modern dating norms>still overall optimistic to be finally able to profit>and foolhardily considering getting into debt again to purchase a home in a terrible marketTLDR: self-invested for over a decade, technically still broke financially, and socially, but not entirely spiritually
You dad did not disown you when he cought you shoving the TV remote in a transsexual hooker! What are they going to do?
>>488995689
Not quite broke yet. Gonna be a tough next few years though. Bit of discipline and I might make it through but I'll probably just end up broke. Gotta stop spending all my money on hookers and fast food. Fast food is easy, but hookers are a vice I can't seem to give up no matter how hard I try
>>488997096getting those top tier abo girls, huh?
