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>"I will not sit here and stand for personal attacks, for blasphemy against me."

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https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1859006612540686378

What did he mean by this
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>>488990489
Who cares about ecelebs especially chunk yogurt
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He's had several meltdowns during post-election interviews and it's been extremely funny.
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>>488990574
bump
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>>488990489
He meant EXACTLY what he said. He just did not mean to vocalise it.
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>tfw too smart to use the correct word
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>>488990489
>you deserve a tall glass of shut up juice
okay this is actually pretty funny
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Blasphemy! You dare blaspheme Nostradamus unbeliever?
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>>488991042
The weirdest thing about this cope is that his keys weren't even wrong. Sure they are somewhat subjective but if he applied theme even halfway objectively, Trump wins.
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>>488990489
>KEYS IN MY ASS!
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>crank
A media prop who should if there was one ounce of integrity in msm have been shut down as a scammer long ago. I keep hearing that his keys are right, his keys are stupid shite. A few obvious points which might play obvious roles in election results but that is all. He’s a con man but a neurotic crank who has gone CRAZY prospering off mass formation cheer leading in the shitty mess that is the miseducation system. He should not be interviewed he should be put in a straight jacket and studied.
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>>488991206
That's kind of the whole thing as to why his meltdowns are hilarious, he refuses to take ownership for personal bias.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A KEY?!!
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>>488990489
Kek Chink Nigur is is such a fat angry bitch. Always just bloviating and hyperventilating
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>>488991726
He's not wrong in this case though.
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>>488991841
Sure but he's still a bitch
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>>488991513
>Biden dropping out after a disastrous debate performance somehow isn't a scandal
>Trump isn't charismatic
what was he thinking seriously
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>>488991576
I don’t know but when jews make up a new word it’s safe to say they are jewwing us somehow I know that much about life
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>>488991987
So's my dog. who cares?
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>>488991206
It would've been the easiest thing in the world to go:
>ok I was wrong, so lets go through the keys and see which ones might've tilted towards Trump instead of Kamala until the keys show a Trump win
But his ego wouldn't let him do it, he'd rather cope and seethe about an "uniformed irrational electorate" who voted the wrong way.
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>>488990489
His hair screams pedo
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You can keys my ass meistor licht man.
Now that baby hippo. That was something. Wew.
And /pol was right, again. For 48 hours before the 5th i was spamming
>It’s already over
>Donald Trump has already won.
One look at msm gave it away, literally a glance at it i don’t use any msm normally for recreation, only for stuff like this. It was obvious that they were backpeddling preparing the ground to announce that Donald Trump was comfortably ahead the next day (which they did, not doing that would have made them look even more like disingenuous turds than they already do) - which meant that not only had Donald been ahead all along but that he also had a very substantial lead.
I explained here why i was spamming it this isn’t something i just made up to blaspheme the Licht man, piss be upon him.
And that is how easy it is. If you aren’t a deranged neurotic snake oil peddler with a ‘the monkeys’ hair doo catering to a brainwashed mass formation of woke fascists.
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>>488990489
>ackshually my job isn’t to predict who the voters WILL choose, it’s to predict who they SHOULD choose
Holy cope. What is the Lichtman Rope-O-Meter at these days? 80…90%?
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>>488992375
no one is more often wrong than the one who cannot stand to be so
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>>488990489
>Posts a link to twitter
>Does not participate in discussion afterward
Gee, another 1pbtid thread. With a Canadian IP. Color me surprised.
Why do you think this happens, /pol/?
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>>488992950
I don’t give a faggot fuck about whether or not OP participates. He’s always and inevitably a faggot anyway.

I do care about Chunk slapping this self-righteous prick around, much to my surprise, and I do wonder if Ana is rubbing off on him.
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>>488992950
Lichtman has entered the thread lmfao!
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>>488990489
His key system works if you use it without a clear bias.
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what a massive egotistical faggot
which makes it even better since he was wrong
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kek the zoomer youtube kid laughing his ass off
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What a fucking lolcow
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>>488990489
All this guy has to do to save himself is honestly admit that while his model is sound, he simply didn't distribute the keys correctly.

He can't because that would mean Trump was actually a good president and Biden/Kamala were not.
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>>488990489
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>>488990927
>shut up jew(ce)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYd-0uWPKCs
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Chunk wants to be president.
He suggested names for the Democrats next candidate moving along to the last one Jon Stewart - a terrible suggestion (i really hope they do that) - but you see where he was going with all that. his wish for a popularist is really all about himself PRESIDENT CHUNK URGYBOY.
THE HAIRY BACK KANG OF THE USA.
we will be getting e-celeb candidates?
Chunk the blasphemer?
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>>488990489
>13 books
That just means he can't shut up kek
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>>488991576
You need 13 keys to the White House for some reason. I know it's one of the most heavily fortified places on the Earth but 13 locks is bit of an overkill
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I was hoping he'd accuse chunky cheese of anti semitism next
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>>488993283
hes tiktok
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>>488990489
Chunk yogurt is a swarthy grease ball but lichtman is a kike, so therefore exactly media prop jews keys lolcow.
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Quickly! The keys have failed. Somebody slaughter a chicken and let us see if Chunk is to be the next certain winner. My 13 entrails hold all the answers.
Also notice
>13
Licht cock was playing on superstition.
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>>488990489
i'm rooting for cenk now. this leechman muh keys guy is the most pathetic pos i have ever seen. what a fucking retard.
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>>488990489
I had some respect for Lichtman at first. He stuck with his prediction and seemed fairly humbled the day after the election. After that though, he's been on quite the bender and can no longer cope. I'm glad him and that Selzer lady got BTFO and hope they fade into irrelevance.
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There's something very wrong with a man in his mid 70s who still dyes his hair to try to "look young."
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>>488994194
He could only feign humility for so long
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>me when I've published 98 books on Amazon Kindle and also wrote the ai program that wrote them
what now key-boy
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>>488994309
lmao
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A tall glass of Shut Up Jews
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>>488994174
Cenk got his start writing weird proto-redpill articles about how women are mindless sows who want to be raped and bred
he's carved out a niche on the center-left, but he's secretly one of us
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>>488991042
This is the most 'just to the right of the median intelligence' response he could have provided. Very milquetoast.
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>>488994374
You're thinking of Bernie Sanders
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>>488994374
I'm sorry I didn't know Sink Plugman was based as fuck
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>>488994309
It's funny that they're all brown because that's what the parties are now - scheister jews vs working-class brown people. This timeline is hilarious.
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>>488990489
who is this programming for? i got bored after 5 seconds.
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>>488990489
My favorite part:
>Cenk: "I'm sorry but your prediction was wrong"
>Allan: "NO NO NO IT WAS NOT WRONG THAT IS BLASPHEMY!! BLASPHEMY!!"
>Cenk: "Blasphemy? Who the hell do you think you are, jesus christ?!"
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>>488993273
Really if he wanted to make it objective he would turn his keys into a questionnaire, then do multiple trials of random sampling groups of voters with the questionnaire, then calc the margin of error and confidence level to assess the null hypothesis for each key. Assuming his level of confidence was calc above 95%, each answer should be without bias.
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>>488994797
no get this get this get this get this......
Alan proposes his keys as an ALTERNATIVE to polling, but what if they were used IN CONJUNCTION WITH POLLING.
Instead of asking people who they're going to vote for and if they're going to vote, you just ask anybody and everybody the questions of the 13 keys.
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>>488994965
Thats literally what I just said dumbass
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>>488995138
Trails?
Random sampling groups of voters?
Just poll the same way they're polling now, but ask the 13 keys as your questions.
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>>488991993
He also thought Kamala not having a primary was a positive key. Yeah, typically if the incumbent doesn't have a primary it indicates good reelection prospects but this idiot thought having Kamala appointed as the nominee was good.
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>>488995269
Thats how you do polling! Youre trolling. My point was to poll people for their answer to keys, then use basic statistics to prevent sampling bias and objective choice of blue or red for each key. Theres formulas to show accuracy and bias in the data.
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>>488990489
Jew puppets fighting
Love it
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>>488990489
HE QUESTIONS THE KEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEIZE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>488992645
Did he really said that?
Lmao what a retarded, is he saying Americans did the right thing by choosing Trump in 2016?
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>>488995419
He applies the keys in a delusional procrustean fashion, with no consideration of the completely unique circumstances of this election. Dude isn't just a narcissist, but a midwit.
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>>488990489
Hilarious that Cenk is by far the most rational person on this panel, he made keyman have a melt down
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i dont mean to poopoo on your favorite things but this whole topic is so fucking boring
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>>488997370
bump
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>>488990489
>What did he mean by this
If I had to guess he's been taught a combo of "you're actually a god among men" and "people instinctively want to hunt you down and kill you for no reason other than you being who you are" his entire life, the abuse starting when he was 4 or 5.
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>>488997198
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Ian, midwit isn't a real word you half-wit
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>>488994094
As a doomer I don't know the difference
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>>488998101
what is a "real word" and how do you know what I'm even talking about if the word isn't real? irregardless, don't be salty
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>>488994049
Oh no the jannies won..
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>>488990574
It's funny when liberals start realizing Trump was more right and attacking their own party.
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>>488990489
>you stupidly did something and fucked up
>DON'T CALL ME STUPID! PERSONAL ATTACKS!!
this lichman dude is legitimately retarded
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>>488992950
>Has no better thread in mind
>Just concern trolling
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>>488991042
whenever i see the words that end in phobia or something related, I start doing a retard voice in my head that whines and cries as it says
>hOmOpHoBiA
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>>488990489
>personal attacks
>none of it was personal, Chunk just said his prediction was wrong and stupid
Leftoids always pull the "muh personal attacks" shit when they're wrong. I guess yeah, since your thoughts are from you it's always fucking personal.

These people.
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>>488990489
Based retard
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>>488990489
> Blasphemy against me
What an odd choice of words.
Almost as if he believes himself to be a god or something.
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>>488990489
fucking kek! is cenk going to have a redemption arc?
I'm just going to grab this thread https://www.polnewscentral.com/keymaster-lichman-accuses-cenk-uyger-of-blasphemy-against-hi
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>>488999109
>These people.
LOL
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Litchman is being paid at least $300,000 a year by some corporate endowment university to be wrong. It's another jew scam where they get their cousin to recommend them for tenure. Then because he's a professor, other jews pay him to be on media.
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>>488999865
Sounds about right. We have all these paid professionals and administrators but technology has stalled for 40 years?
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>>488990489
We live in a world where Cenk is the only leftist who can see the world clearly.
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>>489000865
Cenk and Alex Jones need to collab.
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>>489002719
Jones would play the opposite moment with him as a joke.
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>>488990489
>wrote 13 books as a professor for 51 years
>doesn't know people can be unpredictable when cornered
That what happens when your only choices are ZOG puppets.
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>>489002719
holy fuck the rape shirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pX53AqpUs
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>>488993091
This
Chunk is becoming more and more based. I feel TYT are going to go full on right wing/nationalist populist soon. Ana will soon convert to either Catholicism or Orthodox as well
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>>488991841
So is my dog, who cares?
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He's going to have a serious mental breakdown in public some time soon. I listen to his youtube podcast he does with his son and his son tries in vain to be the voice of reason, he tells his dad in the nicest way possible that he is acting delusional, wacky and to step away from the ledge.

He gets worse each week and is refusing to take the advice of anyone.
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>>489003369
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Cenk is saying, "Hey, man. We lost. It's time to re-evaluate what went wrong and where."
That Lichtman guy is saying, "Don't insult me. I have written many books." (Logical fallacy).

Cenk is my favorite leftist. I have never gotten mad listening to him, because he isn't being passive-agggressive, he will straight up be aggressive.

LOL.
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>>489003143
I'd forgotten about Lee Ann McAboob. Lel, Chunk was so pissed.
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>>488990489
>blasphemy
Fucking kek.
Remember when cultists kept on shilling their precious Mr. Keys Man every day before the election?
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/keys/type/op/end/2024-11-04/
I wonder what ever happened to them.
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>>488990489
Why didn't he drink his shut up juice?
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The irony is that Trump held at least 11 or 12 of the keys, so his method wasn't wrong he was just too deluded to possibly ever admit Trump would win



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