What happened to Jay Leno?He claims he "fell down some stairs"but his eye is super fucked up and his entire left side of his body is severely bruised. Did he threaten to speak up?https://files.catbox.moe/sijwtt.mp4
They even removed one of his fingernails
didn't he just catch on fire and get all burnt up like last year or the year before
Q tortured him, he gave up Hillary's coordinates and nazi UFOs are en route to her location right now
>>488997300I used to hate Leno and love Letterman, I just thought Letterman was so much cooler.. now that I'm almost 40 I realized Leno was actually the better human, and Letterman is a huge fagot. Letterman did have better music though.
What the fuck lol
>>488997201>He claims he "fell down some stairs"He was in a motorcycle accident you fucking moron
>>488997201His kids will take care of him that's gotta feel good
>>488997201Damn Rick really did a number on The Governor
>>488997431He fell down a hill, this is new. Last time was a car fire in his garage that burned half his face off.
Explain the secret ritual that happenned anons
>>488997315jay leno is q, that swelling is from an elon musk brain chip he had implanted a week after the election.
>>488997201bumping for esoteric ritual abuse gossip
>>488997431Yeah, let´s call it a "motorcycle accident"...
>>488997201>eye removed
>>488997515This is the next level of the "Black Eye Club" which has been a known thing for decades where Hollywood Elites suddenly show up with a bruised left eye as if someone had just punched them in the face really hard in the left eye. The Violence is usually either used as initiation or punishment. It seems like Jay Leno received some punishment, for what I have no idea but clearly it warranted severe punishment, I am surprised they didn't amputate parts of his body. I suspect his left eye is probably permanently damaged with what they did to him though.
>>488997612he's largomaxxing
>>488997201He's in his 70's. He did this walking in a place he shouldn't have been walking. Old people fall over all the time.My grandmother used to do this shit constantly. She'd go walking around in her back yard, stumbling over gopher holes, just to pull some weeds. She damn near broke her hip once trying to prune a tree while standing on a step ladder. She broke her wrist pulling down some heavy boxes in her garage.Old people operate like they have the dexterity of when they were in their 40's. They do this until their brain tells a limb to do something only for it to react too slow and they fuck their shit up. Then they do it again when they're only half way healed up. It would be funny if it wasn't so fucking tragic and frustrating.
Jay Leno promoted to 32nd degree
>>488997201LOOK AT HOW THEY FUCKED UP MY BOY!
>>488997254Jimmy Fallon had a black eye and a finger injury few years ago too. It’s odd that they come into public to show whoever is watching. It must mean they flipped or something.
>>488997356Leno has never been a good human. No idea what ass you pulled that turd idea from.>but i feel bad for him cause he's all beat up now!
>>488997201He is just an old Boomer that loves his cars has no kids because his wife is a liberal cunt leave the man alone and let him die.
>>488997201Hi I'm Jay Leno and this is Jackass.
>>488997873>but i feel bad for him cause he's all beat up nowThis, if that faggot posts again without showing tits then someone more capable than me should dox him
>>488997356Letterman could be a real asshole to his guests even the ones who didn’t deserve it
>>488997873This place is gayer than reddit
>>488997873“Nice” people like Leno are almost always frauds, but in his defense, most the people that claim he’s a snake are certified ones themselves.
Remember when someone beat the ever loving shit out of that Nevada senator? Totally deserved it. He had a dumb ass excuse too.
>>488998284I wonder what he did
>>488997733Good idea. I can wear it when I go grocery shopping.
>>488997201
>>488997703>left eye.
>>488997670Dajjal...
>>488998822Charlie Rose must not have learned his lesson because he got MeToo'd
>>488997612Who keeps punching famous people in their left eyes???
>>488997254>I even lost my fingernail>falling down some stairs99% he owes money to cartel/mafia
>>488997356Letterman was good back when he was on at 12:30. When he made it big he became a diva.
>>488997201>>488997431He fell down a hill I saw it on the news and it says it in the first 30 seconds of the video >>488997670They give people black eyes not beat the shit out of them besides Jay's been a huge celebrity for roughly 35 years it's more than likely he already went through the initiation
>>488998920
Ass mode
It happens
>>488998395He said that he had an accident with an exercise band but it was bullshit. He had a crazy drunk brother who beat him up over money.Letterman and Leno both pretty shit. Letterman is a mean spirited libshit creep doing an impersonation of the worst parts of Johnny Carson who could be funny sometimes, while Leno is an unfunny conniving square who wears the same clothes every day, won’t eat a vegetable and is a shitty driver despite his car collection, and his niceness is performative. He also dumbed down late night talk so much that it became totally unwatchable.Carson was the GOAT no question, but dude was probably a genius tier narcissistic sociopath. So good you don’t figure out what he really was until 50 years later.
>>488999039IS THAT JAY LENO FLY OVER THERE?
>>488998236So go back nigger!
>>488997356You were right. Letterman was cooler. But the jew brainwashed you. That's why everything you have done in the last few years was in service to the jew.
>>488997703You're a retard he said his eye was going to heal fine. Man you people are retarded
>>488997201This is from like 2 years ago when he was working on a vintage car and there was a fire
Who will die because of their hobby first? Leno or Ford?
>>488997201Vax status ???
Hmm who's getting the numbers? >>488999999
>>488999220Never mind I’m a retard it’s recent
>>488997515The one called you're a retarded schizo. The dude fell down a hill. You people are just disillusional and fucking stupid. I can't believe dumbass people like you exist. Fucking get your head check
>>488999266Only thing for sure is they'll be wasted.
>>488999082>Carson was the GOAT no question, but dude was probably a genius tier narcissistic sociopath.Source? I don’t remember anything negative about Johnny Carson ever coming out.
>>488997201There’s a gay bathroom sex joke here somewhere I can’t find it though.
>>488998920The same retard who keeps letting even bigger retards like you lose in the world?
>>488997356Letterman was really good to Norm, I suspect your first instincts were correct.
>>488999315Always will be.
>>488998539why do you get two?
I liked Letterman BECAUSE he was an asshole. It made his interviews bearable unlike the ball washing Leno types. Letterman, like Carson, was also good at setting up his comedian guests and letting them shine
>>488997356>Jay Leno>better humanLAMO that's like saying Jerry Seinfeld is "a pretty nice guy"
>>488997703"Le Black Eye Club" is a prime example of NPC mentality. You worship the celebrities and the elites. They are like gods to you. So when you see one with a black eye, it makes you confused. "How can my elite celebrity gods get a black eye?" You can only imagine that a more powerful, more elite celebrity god gave it them. It could never occur to you that the elites you worship are just weak pathetic humans, same as everybody else. Humanity is confusing to you because you're an NPC who lives in service to your precious celebrity elites.
>>488997431He says in the fucking OP clip he fell down a hill, what the fuck kind of bot is this?
>live in NYC>gets treated like a New Yorker
>>488999343https://nationalpost.com/entertainment/television/fulford-heres-the-real-johnny-carsonthat's just a first hit there's lots out there >He makes Carson sound far more pathetic than anything written previously. He remembers his old boss as a lonely, loveless alcoholic whose black moods terrified everyone around him. But he was also often charming and Bushkin claims to have loved him, at least as much as you can love someone who demands not only that you play tennis with him every week but that you also let him win in order to keep him from turning into an ogre.Even old Hollywood hands, familiar with chronically insecure stars, put Carson in a class of his own. In any gathering he was the first to be offended, the likeliest to sulk, the quickest to fire a colleague for some minor infraction.>He makes Carson sound far more pathetic than anything written previously. He remembers his old boss as a lonely, loveless alcoholic whose black moods terrified everyone around him. But he was also often charming and Bushkin claims to have loved him, at least as much as you can love someone who demands not only that you play tennis with him every week but that you also let him win in order to keep him from turning into an ogre.Even old Hollywood hands, familiar with chronically insecure stars, put Carson in a class of his own. In any gathering he was the first to be offended, the likeliest to sulk, the quickest to fire a colleague for some minor infraction.Carson was GOAT-- but the warm. lovable midwestern guy was a genius tier act and he was smart as fuck
>>488997356For me it's tom snyder
>>488999635Nah you're a newfag. Lurk moar.
>>488997994lol
>>488998940>cartel/mafiaNigger you just described the ruling class of the western hemisphere
>>488999678Bah I fucked up muh paste>Even old Hollywood hands, familiar with chronically insecure stars, put Carson in a class of his own. In any gathering he was the first to be offended, the likeliest to sulk, the quickest to fire a colleague for some minor infraction.
>>488999691based
>>488998822Me. But I don't punch them you guys I slap them in the eye with me ccok
>>488999725I'm not a newfag. I know the meme. I just reject the premise because it's bluepilled, brainwashed NPC trash. No matter how many years I spend on this shithole, you will never turn a man like me in to a rodent like you.
>>488999812He was a drunk who beat up his wives (who shared the same first name), wanted to fight everyone when he was drinking, couldn't stand aging out of his job and was a huge a-hole to everyone about it, celebrated when his own mother died. All sorts of shit.
>>488999902I don't know what kike tunnel you crawled out of but never reply to me again.
>>488999417I know you're going for ad hominem, but it's coming off as non sequitur.
For me it's Ass Möde.
>>488998940lol leno is ultra mega rich, he has like hundreds of millions
>>488997201damn, I almost missed this thread in the slidefuck, who did leno piss off or did he just go up a level?stolen for posterity https://www.polnewscentral.com/jay-leno-has-eye-removed-and-entire-body-beaten-in-ritualist
>>488999966The celebrity worshipper is offended. Good. It's the only way you can hope to become a human someday.
>>488997201Have sex, you mentally ill incel.
>>488999999>>489000000
>>488999635>today of all days I’m not going to wear makeup in front of all these camerasRetard
>>488999691>the dictator Salvador Allende
>>488997201no way you lose a fingernail falling down a small hill kek
>>488997515Humiliation ritual maybe
>>488999678WTF do you expect? Carson was a Libra Sun, Scorpio Ascendant, Capricorn moon. Very difficult, complicated people.
At first I thought oh no poor old man but upon thinking about it, it's really weird it just happened to be his left eye. And he lost a fingernail? Wtf?
>>488997201looks like he got the papa paul pelosi special, I wonder who ordered it?
>>489000326
>>488999626>Letterman, like Carson, was also good at setting up his comedian guests and letting them shineYes and he was totally imitating Carson in this regard-- also in his love for people who did impressions. The creepy asshole in Letterman IS the hidden Carson, just an updated and lesser version of it because Dave isn't as big a personality, doesn't have Carson's genius.
>>488999437While true, he let the network give his show to Colbert instead of Norm so, Iunno, I"m still of the mind he can go fuck himself.
>>488997431Just what I thought Dude loves bikes and cars. Eventually a bike will fall
>>488999950You wouodnt get it
>>488998822maybe they all are coalburners, I know Madonna is one
>>488997994DUN DUN DUUUJJJHHHNNN
>>488999691That brought back some memories. I remember watching him sometimes on my tubeTV while listening to Art Bell.
>>488998822Reminder that Japan has some of the world's most elderly politicians yet none of them are in the black eye club
>>489000886Nice, cheers fren
>>489000841Yeah my bad he was a based alpha male. He did die rich as hell.
>>488999343You clearly haven't seen any documentaries about Joan Rivers where she shit talks him for getting so mad that she got her own late night show that he cut her off forever and never spoke to her again after being best friends for years and letting her guest host when he took off.
>>489001047King nigger had her killed for calling him an open homosexual and outing Micheal Obama
>>488997356Same boat. Never liked Leno's show / watched Letterman and Conan. But Leno is a much better human and his YouTube is great.
>>489001001I never said he was based, just that you wouldnt get it, which judging by your emotional feminine response, don't get it.
>>488999902Sure, all those celebs are just weak and pathetic humans, but only on their left eyes.
>>488997201This is very common with old people about to die. They lose motor control and fall a lot and constantly have black eyes. Both my grand fathers had this issue.
>>489001177fair enough
>>489000000
>>488997201>Did he threaten to speak up?You mean the underground children rape bases don't have an elevator?
>>488997703>bruised left eyeIf someone want to debunk this, just show me a couple of hollywood fags with bruised right eyes.
>black-eye-clubHurr have you considered that 9 out of 10 people are right handed and thus their bunches would be far more likely to land on the left side of the victim if they're facing each other? The initial punch would have the highest odds of landing.
>>489001293Also common when you let the vril implant something with their proboscis into your body.
Jay leno just tripped over my house
>>488997703the black eye on celebrities is caused by cosmetic surgery. they usually do one eye at a time so they can see with the other eye
SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
>>488997300yes
>>488997201His human shell cannot hold the Reptilian inside anymore and he's trying to keep up his appearances for a little more with the treatments.
>>488997201hes 74, I see old people that age everyday with bruises and broken shit all over their body every day at the hospital I work at
>>488997515these retarded boomers are punching each other just to have a glorified boyscout secret society sorority meeting
>>488997876>He is just an old Boomer that loves his cars has no kids because his wife is a liberal cuntdamn, he's like the poster boy for being BOOMERED hard
>>488999635"Le Deboonk Club" is a prime example of NPC mentality. You worship the celebrities and the elites. They are like gods to you. So when you see one with an obvious connection to freemasonry, it makes you confused. "How can my elite celebrity gods worship lucifer?" You can't imagine that a more powerful, more elite god exists above them. It could never occur to you that the elites you worship are just weak pathetic humans, same as everybody else. Humanity is confusing to you because you're an NPC who lives in service to your precious celebrity elites.
>>489002019
>>488997703>This is the next level of the "Black Eye Club" which has been a known thing for decades where Hollywood Elites suddenly show up with a bruised left eye as if someone had just punched them in the face really hard in the left eye.When I tried to contact the pleiadians, they responded by pouring drips of golden light into my left eye. When it landed in my eye it expanded into golden rings. Afterwards I did not feel despair from being lonely.
If you let me rape you, i won't rape you
>>489002019Bluepilled ass nigger.You wanna know who gave your faggot pedo elites the black eye?I DID NIGGER
Them kids want his cars right now
>>488997201Lotta old white shabbos been "falling down" lately it seems
>>489000326Why are their excuses always so lame>I slipped and fell on the carpet!>Mama mia I was eating a banana when it slipped out of my hand and hit my eye!>I was sucking off a baby in a jewish mutilation ritual and it kicked me!All of these stupid excuses, instead of something plausible.Why not go with>A nigger tried to mug me>I told a bum to get away and he hit me>I'm jewish and after decades of ritualistic humiliation against my goyim neighbours including torturing their pets, one of them gave me what I was owedYou know, something believable?
not long ago, he took one of his hundreds of motorcycles and accidentally drove it through a gate. broke several bones
>>489003424These boomers are crashing planes and expensive vehicles at an exponential rate now that the fucks are getting old. Fuck em.
>>488999950Yeah hollywierd has always been filled with some real lunatics.
>>488997356All I'm saying is I haven't seen letterman and Khomeini in the same room
>>488997876>no Jay we're not having kids because... we're just not okay??Imagine having his wealth and putting up with that
>>488997201Leno nooooo
>>488997201>>488998822I'll be surprised if people were NOT beating up TV funni men these days. You can only protect yourself and live in public so much at a time. Of course they won't report it to the media. That'll only show more people that they are touchable.
>>488997876>Since 1997, Mavis has been part of the board of directors of the Feminist Majority Foundation, and has led their Campaign to Stop Gender Apartheid in Afghanistan since then. Ew, imagine marrying a woman older than you and she's such a feminist whore she refuses to birth any babies. Disgusting. You can't take all that money with you Lenosky my boy. Grim.
>>488997201Old people bruise easily. Especially if they are on blood thinners for high blood pressure, which most of them are.
That's what I would say too if the Mexican cartel tried to kill me and I got awayI uh.. fell down a hill.. ya that's what happened.. a hill!
>>489005361
>>488997356best letterman was when he had his morning show in 1980:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vCWhFGPMQY
>>489002019This deboonking had been deboonked
>>488999195>>488997356funny you talk about late night tv show hosts as though they're not ALL jewed. all television is fucked jewed and its brainwashing, thats why its called TV programming, thats why jews own hollywood and the news stations and every tv stations - because they are brainwashing you into a fake reality that does not exist, and they implant fake ideas into your subconscious. if letterman talks about nukes and then your local radio show host talks about nukes and then you read a news article about nukes and then you play fallout and a nuke goes off you start to think its reality. you start to think "wow, its just like the nukes they told me about in japan!" and you start to internalize it as reality. ITS LIES. the "stories" you were told about japan and hiroshima/nagasaki are lies too, from your jewish textbooks and rockfeller (gigajew) funded school curriculum. WE ALL EXIST INSIDE A BRAINWASHING CULT. the "jewish propaganda matrix" is what i call it. WAKE UP RETARDS!!
>>488997356Leno was based as fuck and did edgy comedy before he took up the tonight show.
>>488997515He was drunk driving most likely. I was injured in a similar when I was speeding on a motor bike and flew off at 20mph and landed on my face. He just doesn't want to admit he was DUI.
>>488997201Here is footage of the fall in real timehttps://youtu.be/pmjFolVNaaM?t=13
>>489002278Best biblically accurate post itt.
>>488997201Stairs are deceptive and dangerous. Imagine being old and you think you are fine because of decades of programming thinking you are able bodied then one day you slip and immediately become a bad of sharp bones bouncing down the stairs at speed. It happens
>>488998920Like 20 years ago i found about this in something called like Sherry Shrinner or something like that, the story sound like pure protestant delusion untill you notice the date and how accurate is, if you dont found that i am gonna summarize it, its a satanic ritual for elites, demons arent just spiritual and they even have technology, basically is a surgery where a parasyte is installed in one of their eyes and they became "puppets", the source of the info is a woman receiving God given visions, again, i dont trust protestants, but the date and the accuracy is something you just cant ignore.
>>488997356The black eye is what happens when you forget to turn on the light
>>488997356I loved the segments on Leno when he made fun of fat fucks "How fat are we getting America?!"
>>488997201He's 80 years old. What do you expect? He's at that age where he can't do the whole mechanic/hill climbing shit.
>>489000014>what are favors
>>488997201Jay Leno, who is worth half a billion dollars, "stayed at a Hampton Inn" and "fell down a hill."Something just ain't adding up.
>>488997201The most pathetic part of the story is that this guy stays at the Hampton Inn.
>>488997201Lmfao is this guy doing his own stunts? He's always in some shit.
>>489008005>"stayed at a Hampton Inn"probably tried to stiff a prostitute
I have noticed one thing over the years that would pertain to Leno's fucked up face and missing eye. And that is guy's (never women) who are heavy boozers and also ones who are heavy boozers who like shit like valium will get fucked up one night and wreck themselves, like fall off a 4 foot retaining wall flat on their face (cause they are totally fucked up) Wreck their mountain bike and break every bone in their torso type of accidents.Horrific shit and it's usuallly late 40' and later in life.But who knows , maybe he was gonna talk shit.I believe his in the Whoopy Goldberg, Oprah, age of people who were allowed in the club
>>488997733>is that STUD coming?
>>489008005He's the kind of guy who fucks little kids, he has the face for it, typical Thailand tourist.
Bro wtf
>>488997201>He claims he "fell down some stairs"No. Why are you lying? He said that he had an accident in a garage, which, if you're not a shut-in, you know that garages are dangerous. He's lucky he's alive.
>>489000812>>488997356Hot take: I've never found Norm Macdonald funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me
>>488997201He was pro-trump
Is Smalls in the black eye club? That whole film just hits different now, looking at it through this lense.
>>488997201looks like he took a beating for stepping out of line
Someone caught fucking a kid
>>488997201leno ain't exactly pious and without sinbut this story is kinda funny, lel
>>488997201I guess they had to tell him twice
>>489009928Norm sucked except for Weekend Update, and even that was a mixed bag. The whole thing was just him on a deadly boring 100% grey set without any other people or segments. Jim Downey did lots of the writing. The highs were pretty high but lots of it was lame as fuck. His anti-comedy shit he would subject people to was absolutely not funny at any point ever and he needed somebody to tell him no, not that he would listen. But since he’s dead now he’s comedy Jesus that nobody will criticize. His anti-PC stuff and ragging on MJ and OJ (even though that got old too) was his best stuff by far.
>>489008012>>489008201He isn't even actually rich. Like many shabbos goys, he was allowed to be famous and relatively well off, but not actually rich, by the jews he served. Real riches are kept within the tribe.
>>489010454it's almost like you're gently stroking yourself as you make that post assuring yourself everything will be ok
>>489010611Okay the Burt Reynolds shit was alright. And his Bob Einstein impression was pretty good too.
>>488997515the rothschild in charge freaked out on him. its like in eyes wide shut or the ninth gate desu
>>488997876Celebrities have no kids because they are surgically castrated before being promoted. Allowing them to have family would disrupt business.
>>488999074Kek
>>489007826what are you talking about
>>488997463I chuckled
>>489010674just admit you were wrong about Norm
>>488999082Get a load of this fag with his fag opinions. Go back to rebbit fag boy
>>489010454Another fag opinion from the fag boy why am i not surprised
>>488997201Who do you guys think is the one in charge with giving these celebrity cult members their black eyes?Someone specifically appointed or do you think they just call in some random security agent/body guard to a closed off room and just fuck them up?
>>489005711casey kasem was a voice over for NBC ??
>>488997201>>488999016In Babylonian times, in order for a person to be appointed ruler or high official, the high priest would literally slap him in the face. The harder the better. Enough to cause tears. They had to be sufficiently humiliated to be installed.jews now enforce that with goy celebrities and politicians.
>>489013743Someone at the top, anonymous, and the guy can throw a decent punch. From the photos its clear they were punched in the eye socket with medium force, the puncher was probably wearing a leather glove, I suppose this fellow has old school sensibilities.
>>488997201He’s apart of the Shriners cult and has ascended to supreme guardian master of ceremonies which sacrifices orphan children once a year to baphomet. The Shriners children’s network has been around for a long time and they even smuggle children from war torn countries for this purpose. The reason Jay is bruised is because before the ceremony actually begins they get 666 dwarves dressed up as fairies to beat the host of the ceremony with sticks. There, now you know…I bet you wish you didn’t..
>>488997845Yeah, they have to walk it out in public iirc. No hiding behind make up.>I did wrong. I got hit. Pay attention.
>>489014934Wow who knew saying on elon the election on fair honesty and a great day fir democracy was so cool your reaching thus far to push your global hommo bullshit.
>>488999455Because the quality is shit and will break fast, if the chinks give you two, you are less likely to ask for a refund
Eat a bag if dicks shills.
I am to old not to remember what shit the woke generation makes...
>>488998948we got his tv shows when started the late show in 1993. the best thing he did for us was put a stupid unfunny jew called steve vizard and his own local tonight show out of production. for this i am ever grateful
>>488999635You goddamn nigger brain, how many people you saw in real life with black eye? Then compare that number to amount of celebrities getting black eye AND not wearing makeup AND having some ridicoulus explanation for it
>>489003375They live in gated communities , plausible things like hobos and nigs attacking them doesn't even cross their privileged minds
Pay attention faggots. Everything at this level has layered meaning.>For the plebs: He fell down, poor guy>For the initiates: Mid level masonic ritual completed, cool guy>For the controllers: He has been droned and carries our seed. He's one of us.
>>489010454The whole “anti-Comedy” thing you speak of was a very 90’s sort of mentality. Conan, Tom Green come to mind as well. I don’t know how to describe it really. I guess you could say a sort of, fake seriousness, but its alot more nuanced than that. It hits home for me and I grew up on that shit and love it, but I’ve seen younger generations say people like Conan and Norm aren’t funny.
>>488997201Theres something terrifying about the aesthetics of this clip, it looks like a fucking horror movie.
>>488998822
>>489009928Whenever I hear someone say they don't think Norm is funny I just mentally file them away as someone who can be ignored when speaking
>>488997670>>488997703>.t dumb, oblivious niggercattleIt's not black eyes, it's a Romaña sign. You have no idea how bad things really are and I do envy you for that.
>>489003375>stairs>marble>ringmasonic shit is whyonly Rick Moranis can claim a nigger hit him out of nowhere bc it got caught on cctv.
>>489016295This. Saying you got a black eye by tripping and falling is a cliche, the kind of lie a battered wife tells.
>>488997515it's called "the boomer forgot to pay his twink so his pimp threw him out a window"
>>488997356The "better human"? Go back to 1998 and watch them side by side and Letterman is just better in every way. Only lowest common denominator mouthbreathing "folks" like Leno. The same people who genuinely enjoy Jimmy Fallon now.
>>488997746yeah but we're talking about the eye, not the hip or wrist
>>488997481Clearly it's some conspiracy. Old people don't just have accidents. Not with the Illuminati running everything. Fucking schizo.
>>488997201Old people fall
>>488997201This guy needs to pick his rides more carefully. He fucked himself up like last year too.
>>489017474>>489017371You know whenever someone told you they “fell” and got a black eye they were lying, right?
>>488997201Take it in this is the glory of life old febile weak scared fragile sack of bones of you make it through life's hell this is what you have to look forward too. A sliver of nothing compared to what once was
goy leno
>>488997201>>488997254>>488997300>>488997315>when the vax starts to kick in
>>488997201samething with gordon ramsey very weird
and rhea repley
>>489019453The only time people have massive bruises like that is either after a car accident or a severe beating
>>488997431Did his face hit a road sign as he was riding past? Wtf
>>489019820Yeah he was drunk leaning topples out a window he’s lucky to be alive
Jay Leno should grow a beard and play Big Boss (Old Version)
>>489009928Shush, child. Those are your delusions again.
>>488997201Guess how I know you're an atheist.https://www.today.com/popculture/news/jay-leno-accident-rcna180918
>>489019453piece of shit using bad batches of adrenochrome
>>488997356They’re both pretty gay. Norm should have taken letterman’s spot
>>488998940Hope that car collection was worth it
>>489020202His story sounds fake. He just rag-dolled down a hillside? What is this, Happy Wheels?
>>488997356>>489004475This got weird.Was trying to bring up a Letterman thing where Stephen King pissed him off for some reason so he dissed him later >"Urgh, that weird creepy lookin' guy..."I traced it to an appearance with King & John Mellencamp where they were selling that weird Ghost Brothers musical. https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/187484/David-Letterman-The-Late-Show-Author-Stephen-King-Singer-John-Melloncamp/So yeah, something "silent" goes down during the interview & the energy balloon gets popped & this gulf opens up between King & the other two*.BUT the whole things starts with Letterman pointing out that JCM has a black eye (who then claims his 18 year old son gave it to him - but no make-up etc, so it seems like it's there to be seen & commented on)*pic related is the part where there's still a lot of energy & they're talking about the og idea for the musical. but you can kinda see Letterman likes JCM & they share some kind of closeness that King doesn't share. That finger to Letterman's mouth is kinda masonic, in that it's a low key signal to "keep what you're saying within appropriate boundaries" (normies are listening), & in the interview it's momentary. Very "masterful" as masons would say. Blink & you'd miss it. But I think King misses one of these later, and keeps talking just as Letterman is trying to wrap up & do the closer sales' pitch. He over-egged the pudding with a last little story? So the closer just dies in the ass as a result.That Letterman remembered this & made that nasty comment later, like he didn't even remember who he was or like he'd never seen him before was pretty prickly. But seeing what an over-sharing retard King is on sm certainly seems to put Letterman in the right in this situation.tl;dr:John Mellencamp in the Black Eye club. Letterman frames him up for the story of it. Stephen king does something to piss everyone off & derail the energy of the interview. In a later show Letterman disses him.
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>>488997845So did Mitch McConnell and Harry Reid: bruised eyes and broken fingers and a cockamamie story
>>488997873Get back to your podcast, ConanYou come at the king, you best not miss
>>488997515>Explain the secret ritual that happenned anonshis brain needed a tune up
>>488998822whoever took a swing at the pope and our royalty is probably alright
Why is it always the middle finger + one eye combo?>newfags don’t know..
my nigga do be havin some big stairs tho
>>488997873>Leno has never been a good human.My friend literally worked for Leno and I've been around Leno many times. He IS a good person. You are a faggot.
>>489025259>literally worked for
>>489020287was going to post this. He not doing so well now lmao
>>488997431The motorcycle accident was in 2023. This is new
>>489000686It just coincidence schizo. Look at this cute asian girl
>>488997254He's a skinwalker now. They get in throught the eye
old people fall all the timemore likely vax related
>>489027144Clumsy me! Fell face-first into a doorknob!
>>488998747I thought she was in the plane with Aaliyah
>>489027215guy lives in a mansion he probably fell down stairs
>>488997431He's old as fuck and on a motorcycle? Do boomers never stop?
That's just his majima cosplay
>>488997201he's old you retard. old people are incredibly fragile
>>489027477Nah, one of Lisa's friends is recording on her cellphone as she crashes tho. I think I seen the vid on youtube
