Where is /pol/ seating?
CRASHING THIS PLANEWITH NO SURVIVORS
>>489013969Next to tate just to challenge him to the Kumite.
>>489013969obviously 3
>>4890139695. With two based guys
>>4890139691 or 8
8 > 3 > 5, the rest are shit.
10 and I eat spicy curry beforehand and shit my pants
>>4890139696>in b4 simpDon’t care
>>489013969I don't fly since all the commercial pilots got vaxxed.
>>489014096FPBP
>>489013969>last digit tells your seat>10>>489014096baneposting ftw
>>489013969Next to the Turkish guy with the gun. He's going to get escorted off the plane for trying to carry a firearm onboard.That means I've got a seat between me and the annoying guy, but I can sleep through anything.
>>489013969I get a refund, because that plane is going down lol
5
>>4890139697Ben Shapiro will give me a sloppy blowjob
>>489013969Epstein so I can figure out who he works for
2 seems chill. But right across the isle on 7 seems like it could be dynamite. 3 is obviously the place to be.
>>4890139698 because I want a window seat and don't want to sit next to a nigger
>>4890139692, it's an aisle seat next to a babby jurl
>>4890139698
>>489013969>3/5/10 are god tier>1/6/7 shit tier>2/9 plebbit tier
>>489014229W
>>489013969Next to Tay to rape her cunt into oblivion
>>48901396910 and not even a question
>>4890139699
>>489013969Normally I would say by whoever can stfu and leave me in peace but 8 looks kind of interesting.
>>489014319>I eat spicy curry beforehand and shit my pantsPajeet
>>489013969At the back you fucking nigger.
I want 5 but gonna roll
>>489016046Not bad
>>4890139695, I want to discuss history with Putin
>>4890139692. I'd just talk video games with Elon and eventually see if he'd want to help me with my video game (one day I'm going to make the Skyrim of zombie RPGs, so to speak).
>>4890139694 to bitchslap jpow or 5 so I could ask Putin to finally make Belarusian/Russian visa reciprocity work for residents of Belarus.
>>489013969Seat 10>Schmooze up to Hillary and Epstein and get my very own loli waifu
>>489013969either 1 or 6if i were to sit in seat #1, i'd try to sell andy tate on a pyramid scheme, just to see him become more of a laughing stock in the public eye.but i'd rather sit in #6 and get a shot at taytay, i dont mind her writing a new song about me, plus were around the same age so i'm sure we'd at least have some fun, i'd ask the homo in the isle seat to move though.
>>489013969let's roll
>>489014338she's mine, get your own hag
>>4890139699510
Fucking retards who think talking on a plane for 10 hours is not harassment just let me sleep dammit
>>489014096Fpbp
>>489013969i'll take 9 and ask Elon why the fuck he used two shields in the same hand
>>489014381little aussie affraid of dying in a widdle pwane cwash?!?!maybe next time dont let women and retards run your government.
>anyone seriously picking 1lmao5 or 10 i'll toss a coin when I get on the plane
>>489013969I'd tell that cockroach to get out of my seat and strike up a convo with Alex
1 easily
>>4890139698, I want a window seat, but bulkhead ones suck since you lose the underseat storageDon't care about talking to any of those faggots
>>489014338Based
2 because I'm a florida man who can talk to charlie and prefer the isle seat and can observe the others being weird
>>4890139693 and me and Trump will take turns rubbing Alex Jones across the aisle and ignoring Kamala Harris until she has about 8 wine coolers and passes out mid flight.
Next no a woman, no cap. They are smaller and take less space. They also will give you the armrest, men will always try to claim it for the rest of the flight. Also women smell better. No doubt Trump and Putin will have that old men smell.
>>489018106Ribbing*
>>489013969Whichever is sitting in the emergency exit seats. I need the legroom
>>4890139695>3>1
What type of shoes is Tay Tay wearing?
I'd go with 8.Alex Jones would be entertaining as fuck, and when Tate goes off the rails and tries to hijack the plane, I want to be the one who offered peanuts and the window seat to the assassin.
8, so I can kick Ben in the ass for 10 hours. If it starts a fight/in-flight-race-war with Shooter-san, so much the better
>>489013969Number 3, so me and Zion don can Eiffel tower Cumala Harris, i get the mouth/tits and he can grab her by the pussy and such
>>489014096Based
>>489013969in my qsuite, far removed from these faggots.gun to my head, i'd take #1, but make those chuds move and take the aisle.
>>489013969In the cockpit with a parachute, ready to bolt through the plane and depart it once the course is set. It's not like their owners would miss them, let alone the dunbfuck niggercattle that's subscribed to them and the pro-wrestling they facilitate.
>>4890139698. Got some things to talk about with Alex.
>>489013969>>489014096Just let digits decide. Roll
Alex Jones is the only one there capable of a meaningful 10 hour conversation unironically.10 won't let you into their elite cabal so you truly have nothing to gain from anywhere else aside from the genuine knowledge you will obtain listening to what Alex Jones has to say, and questioning him about literally everything.
>>489013969If you say anything but 8 you have no soul. The Turkish guy would not try to speak to you.
>>48901396910 so i can thank jeffrey for organizing the flight and hosting all of us on his island
>>489013969> 3Sleeping and farting very loudly all the way.
>>489013969Number three is the obvious answer. I would talk shop with Trump the whole time and then every once in a while I would look towards Harris, stare directly at her tits and only say "MILK".
>>489013969HASSAAAAAN PIIIKEEERIM COMING TO KILL YOUIN THE AIRPLANEIN ROW 6
>>4890139698 or 5, hopefully.Christopher ROLLIN!
>>489023070I got zero. Did they just toss me out the door mid flight or am I the pilot?
>>489013969>Where is /pol/ seating?on another plane, as that one is going down in flames.
1 - Top G is a drinker unfortunately like me so I'd be able to get shitfaced with him on the flight and also get skincare advice from Patrick. Just started using a CoQ10 anti-aging moisturizer.
>>489014096>>489014096>>489014096O Y V E Y G E V A L T
>>48901396910, i would ask jeffrey to let me go to the island
