Head to your nuclear bunkers, should have them
>>489026141No, thanks.But where are these reports coming from? The 'sources' I try to rely on are either dead silent, or apparently delusional. What's going on?
>>489026141where will jeets go in canda?
>>489026322
>>489026322from tg, they did just fire 12 of them. most shot down if not all
>>489026141Oh well, if a dementia patient thinks all this is a good idea, I suppose we should go along with it.
>not in chugsorry!just... not gonna believe it, hahaI mean, I really won't so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhsorry!
>>489026400Fair enough, I guess?
>>489026141so they do the push to nuke the UK, and UK attacks and says do it.If Russia doesn't do it this time, I seriously don't think they ever will.
goodaccelerate
>>489026141eternal anglo status?
>>489026398So...did they actually even hit anything or did some squirrels and a bear get vaporized?
>>489026141fuck Vladdy gon do?
>>489026141>be afwaid, be vewy afwaid.tvdidn't read.
>>489026141> look around for hard targets> stray cats> 2 Ukrainian girls french kissing> some gypsy burning plastic> an old LadaChances of getting nuked, pol?
>>489026322Maybe some Russian propaganda larp to cause chaos
>>489026141Finally. For Freedom & Democracy, brothers!
>>489027762> an old LadaIt's over bro. I'm sorry. It shouldn't have been you, but it is. Goodnight sweet prince.
>>489026141I hope they cause a lot of damage to the evil Russians.
CANADIAN GOVERNMENT TESTED THEIR NATIONAL PHONE ALERT SYSTEM FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2020 IN THE PAST HOUR
>>489027855I saw Ukrainian accounts spam media about "imminent Russian strikes", now it's turned around to blame Russia for it, right?The amount of damage sensationalist imbeciles are causing by doing so is unreal, all from the comfort of their Jewish shacks, kept up by the money LARP.
NUKES ARE NOT REAL
>>489026141I think at this point the bluff has been called.
>>489026141British missiles>oy vlad, got a loicense for that tv mate ?
>>489028790There are things that happen but they're nowhere near what the sensationalist morons are saying it is.Like a few Russian bombers taking off and heading south, or some missiles landing near some place in Kursk; but it seems you'd need to rely on random citizens posting these reports somewhere because neither the heads of nations nor their media give a fuck about reporting or being accurate while doing so.
>>489028477no they didn't
>>489026141why, they taught me in school that i only need to get under a table and cover my headbut maybe that was just a way to give us a sense of security for the inevitable toasting we were going to receive
>>489029056That has almost nothing to do with what I said but I can't disagree so whatever?
>>489029138it's so you can kiss your ass goodbye
>>489029084You just didnt get one.East Coast here.You'll get one by the end of the day
>>489029138>Yes students, get under your desk and close your eyes>Curl into a ball ass out>The teacher will come around and "inspect" each student to make sure they're doing it rightDuck and cover was an excuse for teachers to stare at the asses of students they lusted after. You really think those teachers were stupid enough to think a desk would save you from a nuclear bomb?
>>489027014Only thing it's accelerating is the spending
>>489026141Surely Russia will vaporize that cursed island landmass
>>489029242it could be because I changed my phone software to the one that's incompatible with the canadian alert software
>>489029325Or maybe /pol/ thinks this is a completely normal and nonsexual posture for students to assume
>>489026141oh no that's so terrible what are we going to do chud bros?
>>489029325>>489029697maybe you're just a pedo who is projecting
>>489026141I hope they made it clear as day that those missiles come from the (((anglos))). Reminder that Ukraine and Russia were this close to a deal to stop the war in early 2022 until perfidious Albion's Boris Johnson urged Zelensky to break it off.Inshallah those missiles also have a return address.
>>489026141Sorry mang, I just don't give a fuck. I'm happy if it happens or not.
>>489029759You're right, teachers are completely nonsexual. No teacher has ever been caught having inappropriate relations with their student, and no student has ever been forced to do things for the sexual gratification of the teacher.This is a completely normal posture to take. There is nothing sexual about asking dozens of children to close their eyes and stick their asses in the air. Don't even slightly consider the fact that you might be denying categorical abuse because it sounds better in your mind to think that teachers actually thought this posture would protect them from a nuclear blast.
>>489030172forgot pic
>>489028306oh well
Meh, my building has enough lead paint it's fine.
>>489026141They are not going to use nuke unless something important is hit. If retards would hit anything important then i would be running to nuclear shelter.
>>489031783>i would be running to nuclear shelterGot it. bye.
>>489028477>saar do not redeemm the bloody nuke>saar my village saaarrip call center
>>489026398>storm shadow kek who names this shit
>>489029697words on the table
>>489029138Fear mongering. Trauma mind control. Simple as
>tfw living in a shithole worth less than a nukecomfy
>>489031996>rip call centerThe call center in my town was contracted out by at&t to be one that americans would be transferred to if they got an indian on the line and rightfully cussed them out and demanded an american. They had to shut it down during covid for refusing to hire jeets
>>489026141>Blessed and holy are those who have part in the first resurrection. The second death has no power over them, but they will be priests of God and of Christ and will reign with him for a thousand yearsno refunds satanwe won
>>489026141STOP SAYING THAT YOU ARE GOING TO NUKE SOMEONE AND NUKE SOMEONE. SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT.but you aren't are you. you are nigger with firecrackers. stop wasting our time.
the real question, once trump is in charge can we start prosecuting these warmongers in the biden regime
>>489029084They did, my non-zogged Leaf friend told me they did like an hour ago.
>>489026141You fucking doomposting niggers are honestly getting tiring, they've been doing this shit in belgorod and crimea since March of 2 years ago, is this the new exit strategy for this continuing collapse of waskraine? Just ramp up the fearmongering to 11 and hope everyone signs on ala Iraqs coalition of the willing to stop putlermort once and for all, even though accordingly, he's lost 400% of his invasion force, and 110 of his air force and navy.
