>Lucy Letby: Nurse likely murdered or attacked more childrenhttps://news.sky.com/story/lucy-letby-nurse-likely-murdered-or-attacked-more-children-doctor-tells-inquiry-13257043>Workers say shoplifting is 'out of control' after surge in brazen theftshttps://news.sky.com/story/we-need-help-workers-say-shoplifting-is-out-of-control-as-brazen-thefts-explode-13256656>Starmer claims BBC has backed him over inheritance tax raid on farmerstelegraph.co.uk/news/2024/11/19/farmers-protest-starmer-bbc-iht-tax-inheritance-clarkson/>Inflation surges back above 2pc targettelegraph.co.uk/business/2024/11/20/ftse-100-markets-latest-news-uk-inflation-boe-energy-bills/>Jaguar drops ‘the growler’ in rebrand to lure the young and richthetimes.com/uk/transport/article/jaguar-rebrand-new-logo-ev-8p7f2hkc3>‘VAT is a mistake: 100 Eton parents say it’s going to be difficult’thetimes.com/uk/education/article/vat-mistake-100-eton-parents-say-difficult-m3950k7s5>Final preparations for Liam Payne's funeral underwaydailymail.co.uk/news/article-14104471/liam-payne-funeral-final-preparations-one-direction-bandmates-service.html>Europe prepares for WW3dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14104381/europe-ww3-germany-national-defence-nato-troops-kremlin-nuke-threat.html>UK inflation rate: How quickly are prices rising?bbc.co.uk/news/business-12196322>Men buy more from Lidl middle aisle, says bossbbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy87glyrmkeo>Man charged with 1967 rape and murder of Bristol womantheguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nov/20/ryland-headley-charged-with-1967-rape-and-murder-of-bristol-woman-louisa-dunne>Weather today: School closures across UK as Britain hit by more snow overnightmirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/full-list-school-closures-across-34146138>Five heartbreaking signs of Liam Payne's inner torment in final daysmirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/five-heartbreaking-signs-liam-paynes-34143099
I cried again this morning for no reason
>>489030445Put a fiver into a self service machine yesterday and noticed the note felt odd, as I saw it being sucked into the machine, first time I saw a £5 Charlie note and I lost it, got it in my change from a Nepalese man selling 'German' burgers on the high street
just had me haircut lads
>>489030592Sorry I'll try giving a Sweden next time.
>Wheelie Bin Kinohttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly0p44ld3po
>>489030634lets have a butchers
>biscuit tin = good>poo tin = badThis is why we go to war.
>>489030624
>>489030725
Welp, jaguar are going out of businesshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rLtFIrqhfng&
>>489030962Answer me dad
>>489030962
>>489030962Can't afford em anyway
https://nitter.poast.org/alexwickham/status/1859137685929292040#m>NEW: G20 wrap>*Cautious Starmer Struggles to Find a Voice For the UK in a More Hostile World*>PM refused to explain his Ukraine policyIt's primarily *vibes* based>Refused to condemn Hong Kong jail termsActually the correct thing to do>Refused to speak about Trump at alllol, Trump definitely yelled at him and he's still seething, and least mouth so platitudes about partnership and cooperation>Meaning he has no clear foreign policyat least it matches his domestic policy>Officials from several allied nations privately said they no longer understood UK policy on Ukraine>Starmer is having difficulty translating aspirations — like his EU reset and backing Kyiv for “as long as it takes” — into concrete plans, they saidYeah because he's speaking in white collar striver corporate speak which doesn't provide a roadmap for actual action but instead just pads out meetings showing that you said *something*>“The wheels are coming off the UK’s China policy,” said @lukedepulford of the Inter-Parliamentary Alliance on China think tank. “Despite having legal responsibilities to Hong Kong, the government barely whimpered.”actually we don't and fuck em, one of Cameron's smarter moves was warming relations with China
>>489030445Ooh! Hehe. ^__^
>get called into main office..>"ANON FIX THIS BLOODY THING. IT'S NOT WORKING AGAIN." while they point at their screen.>"ok, what seems to be the problem?">"ANON YOU'RE PAID TO FIX THESE THINGS..">"ok". i've no idea what the problem is. so i open CMD and type ipconfig and see his router isn't connected.>"WELL ANON?">so i walk over see he's got a heater plugged into the only socket and not the router. i plug the router back in..>"IT'S MEANT TO BE WIFI, ANON.">"the router need power to power the WIFI...">"RIDICULOUS. I CAN USE INTERNET IN ANY ROOM HERE AND THERE IS NO POWER NEEDED JUST MY LAPTOP.">"it should be working now.">by this time the owner (his Dad of course) has come in to see what the shouting is about.>he looks at me>i look at him>he says "Thanks for sorting that, Anon. Here take this..">hands me a crisp £50 note. and off i go.>hear him say loud enough so i can hear "You REALLY are a twat. Keep the fucking thing plugged in.">owners son is 26 years old and university educated. how's your day going, lads?
When is Britain getting nuked? I'm looking forward to it.
Looks like he's only moving in one direction
>>489031105The signs tell us two weeks lad
>>489031105We all look forward to it
>>489031073https://nitter.poast.org/haynesdeborah/status/1859240547371659384#m>BREAKING: The UK will scrap five warships, dozens of military helicopters and a fleet of drones to save money despite growing threats from Russia and a war raging in Europe.>John Healey, the defence secretary, announced the dramatic move in parliament on Wednesday, saying it would save up to half a billion pounds over the next five years. The defence secretary described the equipment being axed as “outdated” and said the “common sense” decision to retire them was long overdue. >He signalled the decision was part of a plan to restructure and modernise the armed forces, which have already been significantly reduced in size following decades of cost-saving cuts, with new capabilities due to come on line to replace the gaps.Let me see your war face!
>>489031027Not unless you think theres doubloons under me lawn, no
>>489031188To the caravan park by the looks of it.
>>489031102Beers on you then.
Hot spa, allsudden. Hello (Io)
>>489031073We've lost our soft power.
>>489031102Fucking hot spa sounds nice sorry >Hello.
>>489031102kek. Paid extra as thanks for keeping cool.
>>489030745Speed dial?
fuming lads. kiddo just came home from school and every sentence out of his mouth is completely muttified. >omg gee whizz i know right, skibidi fr fr ong i teach him to not be like this too. He says words like "carmel" instead of caramel. He calls the toilet "the john". I mean it has to be jewtube, nobody here says those words. fucking sick of it. there will be nothing of England left in the future
>>489031222
>>489031228You not drop any when you got back from Israel?
>>489031320The soft poower is in this thread with you.
Metal detector salesman named 'Douggie' lmfao
>>489031320quick, what other territories can we hand over to get it back?
>>489031511I ski more than you do!
>>489031222It's a controlled demolition, we're the sacrificial lambs
>>489031597skiings for fags
>>489031550
>>489031577Holy mother of cringe
>>489031577He died a little inside.
>>489031640I play more golf than the future president!!
>>489031102Classic retarded zoomers. They literally don't know how to do anything.They've been handed a tech rich plate but couldn't put ingredients together to save their lives. Fucking hell.
>>489031222Some of that shit is 50 years old, this has long been in the works, Bulwark was used in the Falklands for example, these cuts free up money to invest in other areas of the armed forces, Britain is aiming for 2.5% gdp to go to defence under Nato expectations of 2%
Elmer didn't turn up.
>>489031595Give Jersey to the French.
>>489030592Eat much meat. You'll feel better in a week.
>>489031663Nukes will be falling soon old man, careful not to annoy the one person who will actively hunt for you in the post apocalyptic wasteland
>>489031803Solid plan to start some kind of war.
>>489031855Bogdan slurps on meat 24/7 and he's always sobbing, pretty bad advice
>>489030962The ESG gibs they get for promoting diversity will be worth more than selling cars
>>489031857You'll be busy opening an orphanage you grassing beast.Dont come it
>>489031889We'll give it them as payment for stopping the boats. They can build a people-smuggler smashing task force HQ on there.
Will Lincolnshire get nuked?
>>489030624If you want a decent investment, buy the harry potter silver proof royal mint set. Half have the queen, half the king. The only set like this. Plus, I heard some people like harry potter.It's going to be very valuable in the future. t. Numismatist
All my universal credit money is sanctioned I'm fucked lads
>>489030624Also. Why are you buying German food from Asian men?
>>489032091what happened?Can they just cut you off?What now?
>>489032096I live dangerously, he gave me food poisoning once but god loves forgiveness
>>489032000Heh, the French building something to help out the British. What level of shitposting is this?
>>489032096GDP
>"Manifest" has been named Cambridge Dictionary's word of the year for 2024, after celebrities such as pop star Dua Lipa spoke of manifesting their success>Dua Lipa told this year of manifesting their headline slot at Glastonbury Festival>"Manifesting gained tremendous popularity during the pandemic on TikTok with billions of views, including the popular 3-6-9 method which calls for writing down your wishes three times in the morning, six times in the afternoon and nine times before bed.>"'Manifesting' wealth, love, and power can lead to unrealistic expectations and disappointment.
>>489032010Don't you have quite a few Army & RAF bases around those parts?If so, probably.
>>489032249There’s a few RAF bases yeah
>>489031102>ipconfigIpconfig /allDo it properly.
>>489032091Your funds are required to fund hotel stays for the next generation of Britain's doctors and engineers lad. I'm sure you'll understand.(Seriously though, sorry to hear).
>>489032162Okay, okay. You drive a hard bargain. We'll build it for them, and then let them staff it. Since we built it, we'll have to pay their wages.So they get the island, a free building, and their staff paid for. That's how serious we are about smashing the gangs, and about our alliance with our French brothers and sisters.
>>489032200So being a money laundering front for Albanian drug dealers is actually manifesting
>>489032200>ManifestThat's not how the music biz works. She gave some fat Jewish promoter anal.
>>489031577It would have to be big metal for 5m penetration.
>>489032404And, who sez negotiation is difficult. Could be the next Kissinger.
>>489031105We've got our doors, we'll be just fine anon.
>>489031745Fair enough but they're talking of mothballing one of our brand new carriers. They better not.
>>489032643Yeah, that makes sense, I'm obviously new to this and looking for the best deals, but the one he suggested was in budget and came with some nice extras
>>489031511Get him off JewTube then for fuck's sake, or supervise his playlist. You're the one who's paying the internet connection. You've got to nip it in the bud before the Discord trannies get ahold of him and he troons out.
>>489031900Not manmeat lad.
>>489032745Source on that lad? Haven't seen that mentioned
>>489032751Just get a Garret
>>489031745>>489032822
>>489032630
https://nitter.poast.org/landofangle/status/1859249836941357555#m>Last month the Home Office released their report on the asylum system. The system isn't just 'broken' - it is genuinely absurd. There's 115 pages, so naturally I can't cover it all, but it's the most insane waste of taxpayers money I have ever come across. Thread below:good thread, worth a read>It's honestly hard to structure this because on every page you audibly gasp with the insanity that's going on. First, £250 million was spent setting up “cost-saving” migrant sites like the Bibby Stockholm. The result? Costs per person higher than hotels.>By 2023, 50,000 migrants were staying in hotels at a cost of £8 million a day (enough to build a hospital or two - someone tell Clarkson). To make it look like hotels are 'closing', the government started doubling up rooms. Why start with twins and then claim efficiency gains?>Sites like Wethersfield and Napier Barracks were meant to save money. Instead, they cost more than hotels, mostly due to general incompetence and endless delays. Gov spent millions on kitting out the Bibby barge, only to evacuate everyone after discovering Legionnaires' disease.not going to post it all but just a sense of what we're dealing with
>>489031745A smart country would allocate 10% of their GDP to the military and make sure total army numbers amount to at least 1% of the national population.
>>489032868Link?
>>489031511at least he ain't a wigger, yet
>>48903293010% seems a stretch but 1% force seems reasonable at the very least and for a long time that was the case for this country
>YuTong (my anus)Breh
>>489032751I've got a musketball from the battle of Killiecrankie somewhere.
>>489032917Sounds like they haven't realised yet that the money "spent" on these things just goes into individual pockets.
getting meself this for christmas, cor, no loicense, blowback, metal and wood, kvno
>>489032824>https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/11/18/aircraft-carriers-face-being-mothballed-cost-cutting-plan/
>>489033137That is beyond ridiculous
>>489030624>£5 Charlie noteI thought they were all used for that these days
>>489031105>When is Britain getting nuked? I'm looking forward to it.same
>>489032794Cope
>>489032996Okay, 5%. That's my final offer.
>>489033071
>>4890333434% and we can shake
REAL THREAD, REAL NEWSSTORM SHADOWS FIRED INTO RUSSIA PROPER>>489032317>>489032317>>489032317
>>489033418Bit l8 m8
>>489033418>>>/lgbt/
>>489033418>storm shadowIt's like a magic spell.
>>489031222Or we could just have a day off from the NHS. It'll be fine, as long as we all promise not to be ill that day.
>>489032935Just google it. They've gotten more expensive though by the look of it. I got my ACE 250 for just over a oner about 10 years back. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Garrett-Ace-250-Metal-Detector/dp/B00095ODBINot sure how it compares to others price wise, but when I got it, it was on the cheaper end. You can always upgrade the coil another time. Most of what you dig up will be bottle tops anyway.Garret also do higher end ones that are pricey, but I wouldn't spend that much unless I knew I'd be committed to using it.
Manifest
>>489033418They hit a Comms base in maryinka, Kursk region where north Korean generals are based. There is video on telegram for over an hour. Get with the program.
>>489032917>Wethersfield could have its own entire thread. Migrants complained of boredom. The solution? Government-funded buses to town for a day out. Migrants then destroyed the bus.amazing>Fights between migrants and security staff are happening at sites like Wethersfield. Over 2k incidents! Violent disorder, drugs, etc. These incidents never make the news.guessing the security staff are a different type of BAME with an ancient blood feud >There is two-tier policing. Staff get death threats and sexually assaulted. Just last month Rhiannon Whyte was murdered.>A reminder at this stage that migrants in hotels get en-suite rooms and full board. Meanwhile Nicholas 30 ans can’t get on the housing ladder and his gran has just died because she can't heat her home. Free room cleaning? Yeah go on.>Food complaints are rampant. Migrants describe meals as inedible or unsuitable. Unspeakable levels of entitlement when every meal is delivered daily and paid for you by the British taxpayer. Muh spice."season them with ricin">Migrants get free dental care and private clinics, while many Brits struggle to get a basic GP appointment. Security at these sites is a joke, migrants come and go as they please because they "cannot read and write".>A hotel with single women was full of those who were only there because of "modern slavery and human trafficking". They were bringing in men via a side door (who?).schlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagsyes i do realise i'm just posting it all but fuck it
>>489031745>>489031222>>489032822>However, Russia's war in Ukraine has demonstrated that old, outdated weapons are better than no weapons at all.Trueimagine being at war and needing to churn out a few ships to carry troops and kit - simple stuff, nothing fancythe procurement and build process lasts over a decadewe couldn't do it... we couldnt do anything, we couldnt replace hardware that essentially in time of war are expendable/consumable items
>>489033082Revolvers are better because they don't discharge casings, stay free cowboy
>>489033545I still love one took out a submarine. Great claim to fame.
>>489030445Anyone got a fag?
>>489033418dude WAAAAAAY to early. you did this yesterday. you try to kneecap me.
>>489033682>>489033337
>>489033604There's no way he's digging a 5m deep hole anyway. Lad had a heart attack lifting a haggis.
>>489033747ESL moment
>>489033682You
>>489033656It's an air pistol. Doubt he's concerned about casings.
>>489033291https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buXt-yyZEss
>>489033626>Moving onto more of the operational side now. The Home Office seemingly don't even know where all the migrants are. Record-keeping is so bad they’re paying contractors for empty rooms.lol, afghan ghost army again, first as a tragedy etc>Contractors running these sites fail inspections for overcrowding, unclean facilities, safety risks, etc. No fines or penalties, in fact they just get paid more. Over £250m with no almost no competition. That last quote - no shit, genius."liberals cheer for the maggots, conservatives cheer for the corpse">Emergency laws let the government open sites without consulting locals. Unsurprisingly when they find out lawsuits and protests erupt, costing millions more. HO violate all sorts of housing safety regs btw.>Thousands of migrants with rejected asylum claims are still here, housed indefinitely because the system can’t process cases or enforce removals.>So to sum up:>- Insane levels of spending on people who mostly shouldn't be here>- Entitled migrants fighting each other>- Locals ignored>- Security concerns ignored>- Poor oversight of migrant movement>- Chaos within the HO>- Blood on the hands of the statesounds about right>Again, this is just a brief overview. The full report has a seemingly unending plethora of insane sections you could pull out.>They'll also sprinkle on loads of language making the migrants out to be victims because of their mentol elf or they got triggered (!). Oh and the report was delayed "as there was no Independent Chief Inspector".>Spending last year was £5.42 billion, an increase of 39% from 2022-2023. Crossing are as high as ever. Who's accountable? When will this madness end? Why are we paying for thousands of people who we know nothing about?In conclusion: BAMES.Fin
>>489033858Gots my pump ain't it
My ID has xxx in it and I'm wasting the opportunity by posting shite
Bit nippy today lads.
>>489034066Winter init
>>489030445King Charles watching his dying empire fall is unexpectedly kino
>>489034066its lovely, had to scrape the ice off the car windows this morning as i forgot to put the blanket over it
>>489033623>maryinkaMaryino.Bloody slaves names.
>>489034190Do you kiss your car on the forehead after tucking it in?
>>489033623What channel?
>>489034293no i fuck her up the exhaust
>>489034388>right up the shitterCorrr.
>>489034388I fucked you car's mum
https://xcancel.com/InayaFolarin/status/1858161278797123850>This is an important and excellent takedown by @residentadviser of the disgusting bigotry of the Very Online Right towards Kemi Badenoch, and their absurd claims she is "woke" and a DEI hireNIGGER NIGGERNIGGERGet out of my country reeeeeeeeeee! Olukemi is literally the worst candidate (which is great for TTD) for anything, she(?) is absolutely a token affirmative action hire
>>489033933kek, yeah now that I look at it you're right. Why do they put such sketchy markings on the side? The average bong isn't going to know it's fake.
>>489034066It’s fresh>FRESH
>>489033906>wildlife needs peace and quietthe tramping wog brigade is not going to like this
>>489034442you fucked a robot in Wolfsburg?
>>489034619>be wogs>blast wog music>get stung by 10,000 angry bees
>>489034361Denys davydov
>>489034481https://www.spiked-online.com/video/debunking-the-lies-about-israel/>Natasha Hausdorff on the new blood libels.although good to see them platforming a solid khazar milker fitty>Despite the Jewish State being a liberal democracyoh honey, that isn't even near to to the truth, but at least you're pretty
>>489030445https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QT3fOMJdfbchttps://kingjames.bible/John-1https://m.youtube.com/@theghettogospelteam/
>>489033973Our government is so terrible it can't even do proper tyranny, just gay retarded tyranny.Calling it now, in five years time they'll be putting white people in camps, except they'll be making such a mess of it they'll be putting the BAMES in by mistake.
>>489034619It's more likely to be White dog walkers who trample it while bellowing after their animal which they have off the leash.
>>489031102I had a 3rd yr CompSci student ask me to interpret an X/Y plot of the learning rate of an algorithm. He "Didn't understand it" , nigga its a FUCKING LINE! going down over time, the algorithm is learning less and I don't think he could grasp how a lower value was a good thing.Some Uni students are fucking retards, and they are passing their courses... let that sink in.
>>489034871I hate dog owners more than I hate bames.
>>489034866evergreen meme
>>489034871>leash
>>489030890what happens to a person that looks at government trading papers like these and nothing clicks in their head except that those seem like fancy pieces of paper? cuz that is me.
>>489034960sounds like something a BAME would say
>>489034960keeping and training dogs in the countryside have been a thing long before niggers in hiking boots, thanks
>>489035124They are deemed to be retarded
>>489034960In my local woodland they let patches of the field grow for wildlife and dog walkers trampled through it all. One other twat had his dog off the lead and it savaged a rare black swan to death. They think everything is a dog park.
>>489033747done him
>>489035215I'm OK with people having working dogs, sheepdogs, things like that. Well trained animals that fulfill a purposeWhat I hate is urbanites who obsess over "puppers" and "doggos" as surrogate children that they don't bother to train, which unfortunately makes up >99% of dog owners in this country.
>>489035273>the fieldDoesn't sound like countryside. Sounds like a bit of green in a city.
>>489031188That's my local Church lol
>>489035399God save the King
>>489034927Doesn't surprise me. Younger generation are stupid. Most don't even use a fucking adblocker.
>He also accuses supporters of Badenoch, like Moore, of thinking ‘the British people are not properly “anti-racist” unless they consent to be governed by a foreigner’. To online rightists like Pitt, Badenoch is a ‘foreigner’, a ‘guest’ and a symbol of a ‘lost confidence’ in the British people. This is despite the fact she was born in Wimbledon and, while raised in Nigeria, has lived in the UK since she was 16.except repeatedly people endorsed her because she was a no nonsense foreigner who would btfo the the soft rich white liberals (she herself comes from a well off family however), she isn't slightly British but then again a huge number of MPs aren't so fuck it I guess >Another bizarre accusation is that Badenoch is somehow a beneficiary of DEI. In a post that earned more than 4,000 likes, right-wing influencer Jack Hadfield declared that he had cancelled his Tory membership because his former party is now led by an ‘African dominatrix mummy who’s constantly late to everything, has no policies, but Fights The Woke TM’ (sic). He painted her as the ‘DEI leader of the Conservatives’.Yes, she literally is, Tory boomers adore gooning to le based wogs, that's how she beat Parkinson>Remarkably, others have been even less subtle in their attacks on Badenoch. Josh Ferme of the Lotus Eaters podcast tweeted that Badenoch’s victory had turned the Tories into a party of ‘clowns, browns and pronouns’.banter>Carl Benjamin (aka Sargon of Akkad) insists she is ‘not English’ and that ‘she is Nigerian, a first-generation immigrant. This is an immutable characteristic of which she is very proud. English ethnicity and English culture are not separate properties.’factually correct>But do voters agree? Huge numbers of voters are going to stay home lol>. In 2022, a poll by British FutureSunder??? lmaoooooooo
>>489035501>>489035440>>489035399>>489035228>>489034985
>>489034706>be wogs>blast wog music>get stabbed by 10,000 times by angry wogs
>>489035060A perfectly acceptable old English word. You a dirty foren?
>>489035637what does that even mean you mongol?
Anyone reckon it's possible to turn your life around in a month?
>>489035434yeah fair enough
Good news - Coastguard is picking up more useless fucking brown men to sit around in hotels
>>489035633>What this shows is that far from being tribunes of the people, Very Online rightists speak only for themselves. Embarrassingly, they share much in common with the very identitarian leftists who they deride, denounce and define themselves against.The Woke Right *folds arms*>Both lack the awareness to grasp that they represent only a small fringe. Both have an obsessive fixation on race and ethnic identity. minorities have an obscene fixation on race, why else did Olukemi want to throw open the doors to her homeland?>Both have little understanding of this country’s cultural identity outside of a racial prism.Race is the basis of cultural identity!!!>Both have allowed their pathological obsession to distort their critical faculties and unmoor them from reality and morality. "Become a minority in your nation or you're heckin immoral" >Both assume that just because someone is black, they really ought to be woke. But she is woke!!> Both should be ignoredYou are a nigger and she will tank the party further, even against a spaz like Starmer
>>489031102BullshitNo one has a crisp £50 note lying around.
>>489035777You must prepare for the hard times aheadI trust you understand the historical significance
>>489035720Not with that flag. You’re a lost cause, may as well start namefagging and be done with it.
>constant black friday ads>its Wednesday >"UP TO 10% OFF SANDLES"
>>489035720>turn your life aroundThere's no such thing. It just keeps going on until one day you die.
>>489035434shut up city dweller Enjoy your box slop
>>489035884BAMEs will be happy. They wear sandals in winter.
>>489031102inb4 the owner has a massive stroke and the son takes over the company
>>489035700The meme finds humor in a highly specific and relatable situation, creating an instant connection for those who have experienced the anxiety of an upcoming medical procedure, specifically knee surgery.The inclusion of the "Blue Grinch" character amplifies the sense of nervousness and lack of energy surrounding the experience.
>>489036002>sandals in the house in the pj dresses with the heating turned up to 7000 and a massive pot endlessly boiling mouldmaxxing
>>489035935it's possible to turn it around 360 degrees though
>>489035720Depends how far gone it is. A month of trying is a very good start though.
>>489035990Nigger I literally live in a village.We get urbanoids coming here and shitting up everything by letting their "furbabies" run wild.
>>489035878Thanks for the support lad. Good to know you are always there. What is the obsession with my flag?>>489035935Well, do something positive with your life
>>489035777CheckedHopefully they are frozen.
>>489036060complete dogshit
>>489036060pure ai slop
>>489035720Just keep facing the wall and wait.
>>489036122did you get a cheeky deal from taylor wimpey?
>>489036122sure you doWe need american pitbulls protecting people
489036294OK so you're just retarded and fishing for (you)'s, which I shall not give you.>>489036290Me house is 200 years old lad.
>>489034656that too but the less said the better
>>489036002You can always spot the hotel boat wogs on the east coast, they don’t wear socks for some reason.
>>489036060Just back from my Privilege training.It even had one slide where the trainer quoted the WEF
>>489036375They are funny rn in Scotland. It's -3 and they're walking about wrapped up like cocoons. Cold coons.
>>489036118Genuine thanks. Let's see what we can do. See you lads in a month. ZinG out.
niggers
>>489036555They’re moving them back into the guesthouses here.
>>489035434Based. I watched this welsh guy talking about how he keeps his sheepdog living outside in a cage when he's not working. None of this playing house with the dog and pretending it's your child.
>>489036644which knobend designed that
>>489034484dunno why either with this pozzed as fuck country, I'm really surprised I can outright buy this and get it shipped to mine, for reference a black airshit pistol requires me to join an airsoft group to own yet this pellet gun that looks identical to a 1911 I can just buy for 200 quid here's another one I really like, umarex's m29 smith and wessen, you load the 177 pellets into the brass bullet casings that you load into the revolver, usually co2 pellet guns dont do casings as its a pellet gun, nice addition.
OI!!!! DOES ANYONE GOT LOICENCE TO POST HERE M8'S???
>>489036721Border collies get literally depressed if they dont do the things they were bred to do, I see it often, people walking around town with one and they look miserable, but when I'm on the outskirts and near farmland they're pelting about the place as happy as a pig in shit
>>489036779
>>489036644I'm reminded of this masterpiece.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAVpNs37Lpk
>>489036779posting without licence
>rishis>raw>deal>and now>rachel from accounts
>>489030592What drugs/medication are you currently on?
m8 wheres me chips
>>489036868Yes all domestic animals enjoy living what they were bred for. Dogs like to work in livestock and agriculture or hunting or security. Horses like to be ridden and cows like to be milked. Cats like to kill rodents.
>>489036644
>>489037022its fucked mate.jew americans fucked Ukraine so the potatoes are fucked No chips, but we have curry slop?
>>489037009What do you recommend?
>22m and live in HMO>cooking alone in the kitchen last night>mouse runs out from behind the fridge>scream the N word at the mouse at the top of my lungs>mouse dies from a heart attack or some shit>throw it out the window>the other residents won't talk to me and don't believe in mouse
>>489036936there's such charm to the way old youtube videos were made
>>489037028Can you send me a pre-1964 American quarter. Cheers.
>>489036757Never owned a C02 gun. I grew up with old fashioned BB and pellet guns you had to pump. We used to shoot each other with them for fun
>>489035434My main problem with dog owners are the ones who have a massive dog but haven't trained it, don't know how to control it and beat the thing.Interestingly those types of people always seem to be the most vocal over people being mean to dogs, usually after their staffy named cookie has received a boot in the face after charging towards someone and their dog
>>489036978I was watching Bond...half of a Piers Brosnan one, got bored when they started going underwater. Anyway, found it funny that he has a loicence to kill after shooting that German would be assassin after giving him the switchero with the mobile phone/taser.
>be english canadian>meet englishman>i have ancestors from devonshire whats it like>ERM ACKSHUALLY ITS JUST CALLED DEVON NOWwas he autistic or was i completely in the wrong
>>489036658Tbh. They only started appearing here the last year. Now they're everywhere. Fucking local Lidl is like a Somali town square. Fucking awful.
>>489037410
>>489037307you should be able to buy one at a fairly affordable price on ebay or something
>>489037324I always love how they present MI6 as some outside force needing to penetrate into companies, when in reality the IC is conducting much of what's going on
>>489037300that charm was called windows movie maker.
>>489037513No I want one for free please, thanks pal
>>489037410No one calls it Devonshire so thats interesting how that name got passed down to you.
>>489036757My Umarex .357 came with those shell casings, two sets one for pellets and the other for bb's. Love playing around with that thing.
WO-OHBLACK KEMIBAM BALAM
>>489037307If you're going to beg, ask for America the beautiful quarters.t. Numismatist
>>489037654Well if you ever visit go to a pawn store that trades silver they will have some
fuck me its cold
>>489037529Including the white genocide of the west sadly. There's a few links between the film Children of Men and the UK IC.Never underestimate the power of getting people on film raping kids.
>>489037762>NumismatistThis a jewish denomination?
>muh pellet gunfaggot
>>489037410>completely in the wrongThis. Nobody cares about your ancestry.
I actually own a Smith and Wessona knoife
>>489037669was it built well? they look it but fuck knows what irl quality is>>489037905shut up you fucking gimp we cant own non pozzed handguns in this country
>>489037410Sounds like he was being a prick tbhwy.It is called Devon now. Devonshire is the older name for it.
>>489037410Yeah he was autistic, bit like this lad >>489037930
>>489037891No. Although coin collecting does sound kinda Jewish.
>>489038001you're a fucking homosexual. you can own a taurus LBR but no you want a childrens toy and keep banging on about it daily. you're a faggot.
have you guys ever tried second life?what is it like?
>>489038041The Scouring of the Shire
WE'RE FUCKED. WE'RE ABSOLUTELY FUCKED. IT'S HAPPENING. NUCLEAR WORLD WAR III. NOOOOO!
>>489038001All metal construction, feels weighty and amazing in the hand. My only complaint about it is the handle that slides back to reveal the co2 chamber is plastic and feels quite cheap compared to the rest of the gun.
>>489038079looks fucking ridiculous, case in point nonce.>faggotnice Americanism you marmite miner
>>489038073>A numismatist is a specialist, researcher, and/or well-informed collector of numismatics/coinsIt's a jewish denomination.
>>489038499and your silly little faggot replica gat gun doesn't?lol
>>489038499and faggot isn't an americanism.faggot.
>>489038376LOL
>see no future for or in the UK>give up hope for lifeThat was four years ago, Sir Keir's economics have forced me out of neetdom out of pure necessity. What job should I get? HMV might get me an emo girl though the army would atleast give me a reason for my misery. What does brit/pol/ do to pay for the taxes required to dismantle the British nation?
>>489038559visually no, looks pretty spot on, so much so it confused a burger with the 1911 I posted.
>>489038607idgi he has no nerves, why is he so annoyed about fire?dumb skeleton
>>489038582>double replying to mewoman
>>489038653become a professional arm wrestler
>>489034866People think we're living in 1984, but in reality it's more like Terry Gilliam's Brazil where everything is falling apart and the government are equal parts oppressive and useless
>>489038750>wanting a childrens toy gun >constantly posting about toys in brit/polfaggot.
>>489038510>It's a jewish denomination.It isn't. You're just trying to bait me into willy posting. Well, it won't work.
>>489038823>constantly>2 entire posts, one yesterday, one todayshut up you freak
>>489038653Seen a ton of ADHD articles spamming the internet today. Get a diagnosis, its all the rage, just tell them you post here.
>>489038863
>>489038917what if he doesn't post here?
>>489038883>constantly posts toys>gets called out on it >cries and has a meltyfaggot
>>489038695>why is he so annoyed about fire?He's burning his boner.
>>489038750>>489038823Alright boy thats enough
>>489039079LARGELADS
>>489038883
getting meself this for christmas, cor, no loicense, cheap ammo, metal and hard plastic, kvno
>>489039020have you tried not being a massive gayboy? seem a bit tense you lad whats getting you down
>>489039305corr make sure you go on about it 100 times and post it ever day>>489039361have another melty toy gun nonce
>>489039305spud guns are based
>>489039305It's better to just throw the potato at them.
>>489038775What about bare knuckle boxing at the local hop farm?>>489038917I had Osgood-Schlatter once, does the doll pay for that?>>489038986I post here
>>489039400think youre the one having a melty, not good to be this riled up take 5.
>>489039482post more toys you nonce. maybe you like playing with toys so you can find kids you disgusting paedononce toy gun fag
>corr im gonna get me this badboy, im 43 years old but im gonna get this because there's no loicense, yeah i might find kids to play with so whatlol fag
>>489039530bit of a weird direction youve decided to go in with this ngl, hope youre not projecting.
>>489039655kys paedophile toy player wither
>>489039620get gud noob
>>489039305
hes actually having a melty lol
Whenever your ready Gentlemen.>>489039132>>489039132>>489039132
He's an actual nonce who likes childrens toys and won't shut up about childrens toys. now he's having a melty and "no u" replying. lol
>>489038376So we should let Russia do whatever they want just because they have nukes?
>>489038947I buy and sell them. Mainly Chinese modern silver/gold but anything I can make money on.
>>489039473https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8n86n40wwoThey've been doing this for hears, there was a case of a 16 yr old autistic girl who got arrested for "terror offences" who in reality hadn't done anything more than message a "far right extremist" and download a "bomb-making manual" (ie. The Anarchists Cookbook which has been in print for decades and in which most of the "recipies" don't even work"), she eventually killed herself
>>489039769you started indirectly replying and magicking up strange nonce allegations, youve got problems lad, cortisol levels at maximum, heart attack by late 40s at this stage id imagine.
>>489040007you're a homosexual predatory paedophile who wants to buy and play with childrens toys. because you're a nonce. kys
>>489039079Absolute unit.
>>489039305>cheap ammoWhere you getting cheap spuds?
>>489039446>I post hereprove it
>>489040037I think you might be the pedophile why are you constantly hammering on about nonces out of nowhere in response to air pistols, which aren't even childrens toys. I hope you dont have kids you freak, please sort yourself out. Last reply not engaging with you anymore.
>>489039726>yourYou're
>>489040253stop youing me you paedophile childrens toy enjoyer
>>489040145Never seen a bag of spuds I couldn't afford
>>489039803>anything I can make money on.
>>489039769>>489031511>>489031640>>489040037>>489040306this nigger smells like domestos
>>489040320Me neither but they're twice the price they were last year. Not cheap.
>>489039305My old fire arm!
>>489040347Reeeeeeeeee! You motherfucker.
>>489040558You going to reheat those chips?
>>489032917You guys need to watch this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD_WI11SLjUDetails who exactly is spending money on what and who benefits. (a company called serco)
>>489032722kinell... I don't think it will get that dire, even then, they were largely untouched other than having every single civil thing turned off at the switch of a nuke. (and some mild radiation poisoning). If this country truly doesn't give a fuck like I think, I will outlive it purely on radiation tablets and that's a fucking STUPID reason I live. If I did that, I would leave the country asap and never bother with it again. Starmer is a fucking cuckbag, I bet he sits in the nuclear bunker daily waiting for Russia to nuke England so he can claim dominance. what a cuck.
>>489040819Great protein scran. No wonder you're all fat and weak.
>>489041542Was on a work call with a polish dev team and I mogged all 10 of them, country of absolute rats
>>489040558lmao done him>>489041783extra done him, he'll be kvetching all night now
>>489041301Not just Serco, but G4S, hotel owners, (((NGOs))), (((immigration lawyers))), private healthcare providers, food delivery apps, all making a killing from the economic destruction and native ethnic replacement of Britain
>>489041783>>489041995
