Will uncle Vladimir give us an early christmas present?
>>489050651I'm 180 miles from London how fucked am I
Nothing ever happens, newfag
>>489050651No chance. He's too cucked.
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>>489051007Got any strategic targets near you? Unlike in the movies actual nuclear war concentrates bombs on those instead of just population centers. Those tend to get hit last with any leftovers.
>>489050651i hope so
>Putin will nuke everyone just because people call him a cuck on TwitterYeah it doesn’t work like that.
>MalaysiaWWIII could happen and you guys wouldn't know until you tried to call your uncle in LA.
>>489050651Christmas ham for everyone.